Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 3: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 3: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 3: it was like an hour a dillo trying to get
Speaker 3: ants out of a whole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Food
Speaker 1: bean fingered is an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: Gn't been thinking about the right person?
Speaker 3: Goodness may.
Speaker 1: Is just still to blay A couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 5: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 5: this season.
Speaker 3: Sorry, No, he is mich Julli and Mitchell ko All. Hello, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: what's up? Welcome back, youdiots, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: To do it know our new sensor beat that's going
Speaker 6: to really catch people off guard. Oh yeah, but when
Speaker 6: are we ever going to use that because we just
Speaker 6: swear openly.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we maybe we've shot ourselves in the foot.
Speaker 3: We don't need a showbleep, No, not really, we've got
Speaker 3: it up. Our sleeping has to have Yeah, in case
Speaker 3: you even do like ABC, go hey, we want you
Speaker 3: to do a kids show.
Speaker 6: Actually, the only reason I ever need to use the
Speaker 6: sense of beep is when you mentioned cigarette brand names,
Speaker 6: because that's against the codes, and.
Speaker 2: You do it all the fucking time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do it.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh my god, I'm going to go to
Speaker 2: the server by a packet of you're not allowed to
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not good. Point.
Speaker 2: And if it can be seen in advertising, I like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We'll just use it for things when we break codes,
Speaker 3: when we're illegal in the podcast.
Speaker 6: If you ever talk about open court cases, yeah, and
Speaker 6: it could influence the jury.
Speaker 3: Beep it out, Cardinal George Pells in Today Price keep
Speaker 3: Genesee high. Jenna, Hi, it's looking nice enough, Pufa. Do
Speaker 3: you think she looks good? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Doesn't she always wear that? Though?
Speaker 3: No, I feel like I've not seen.
Speaker 1: You in that before.
Speaker 4: No, it's been a while.
Speaker 3: You look good. Thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Fascinating radio on not even radio the Chris Dawson case.
Speaker 3: Oh I have yet it started with the no, I
Speaker 3: just wanted you to be suit for defamation.
Speaker 6: You're really screwing her over there, and you didn't even
Speaker 6: say it. Tell you what Lisa Wilkinson could have done
Speaker 6: with one of these at the fucking logo dummass imagine
Speaker 6: I love.
Speaker 3: To accept this logo on behalf of She was so
Speaker 3: strong during the We should call Lisa and tell her,
Speaker 3: tell her what we have that there's a good option,
Speaker 3: you know, just just carry around a bleach.
Speaker 2: I'm not really on speaking terms with her, are you?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I'm not, nor do I want to be.
Speaker 3: You could have your DM's open. You know, if you
Speaker 3: message someone once then you can talk again. Notification. Have
Speaker 3: you messaged her about the whole hair street and the thing?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: Could know?
Speaker 2: But she posted me on her grid her grid? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did she tag you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Would have been her daughter?
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 6: She literally wrote in the caption, oh my daughter just
Speaker 6: showed me this TikTok and I just had to repost that.
Speaker 6: So if you scroll back far enough, I'm on Lisa
Speaker 6: Wilkinson's Instagram.
Speaker 3: What a claim to fame?
Speaker 2: Not claim to shame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well she is shamed at the moment. It's great
Speaker 3: to have you all back here. Yeah, it's great to
Speaker 3: me here for another week. And actually, Jenna, it's a
Speaker 3: very sad day. I mean, I'm celebrating back end. But
Speaker 3: Mitchell has announced the death and the loss of the
Speaker 3: podcast he also hosted, Oh Trash.
Speaker 2: Alley, Mitchell, it's over.
Speaker 3: The show has been canceled by the night. Well not No,
Speaker 3: I haven't read the art.
Speaker 2: The show must go on.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch the project last night, so I didn't
Speaker 3: get a detail.
Speaker 2: No, there's a new Trash Alley co host stepping in
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, big shoes to feel what happened there?
Speaker 3: What do you want to give us? This the scoop,
Speaker 3: give us the scar God, you'll just have to go
Speaker 3: and listen only on Spotify. I did a full speel. Basically,
Speaker 3: I just said, Ah, I'm a miserable, sad sack at.
Speaker 2: The moment, I got too much on me plate. I've
Speaker 2: got to focus on myself.
Speaker 3: Actually, why Matt loves doing the show?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: There's a lot on the plate, Harry. Sorry, it's a
Speaker 3: sad summer time.
Speaker 6: You've got no reason to be caddy towards him no
Speaker 6: reason whatsoever.
Speaker 3: But fat people can make other jokes. It's the only
Speaker 3: thing I do.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I also love a full plate and.
Speaker 2: Don't we know it?
Speaker 3: So it's sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a shame I had to call it quits,
Speaker 2: but you know, it is what it is. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: gotta do what you got to do.
Speaker 3: You know, when you look at the money brought in
Speaker 3: by both shows, it's chalk, and I mean the decision
Speaker 3: was made.
Speaker 2: For which one's more expensive, chalk or cheese.
Speaker 3: Nah, you'd be the charge anyway, I will say in
Speaker 3: Great News, I'd.
Speaker 6: Feel like, if you've got a kilo of chalk, that
Speaker 6: would be more expensive than a kilo of cheese.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm thinking about that. It depends on what
Speaker 2: when it.
Speaker 3: Was, you know, in like medieval time, true, because chalk
Speaker 3: was very expensive.
Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, I was there.
Speaker 2: Where would you even go to buy chalk? Now?
Speaker 3: I think you got our office works, wouldn't you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that's like that expression, what's heavier a kilo of feathers
Speaker 3: or a kilo of brick? And the answer is they're
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 2: We know, if it's a fuck load more feathers that tricks.
Speaker 3: You doesn't it because you think, well, it's clearly the brick.
Speaker 2: I don't otherwise. It's funny. Have you seen those viral
Speaker 2: videos where people just don't get it. Yeah, they're like, no,
Speaker 2: the bricks, So have you.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's sad to see you go, but I will
Speaker 3: pivot and just say, there's light and shade, you know,
Speaker 3: feather and brick, where there is death from ashes to ashes,
Speaker 3: dust to dust. This show is not going anywhere. Edge
Speaker 3: is staying. We've actually signed on a multi million dollar,
Speaker 3: multi u deal.
Speaker 6: We haven't actually discussed that. I'm assuming that we are saying,
Speaker 6: unless either of you have anything you.
Speaker 2: Want to tell me, let's do it now.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm happy to stay here.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Yeah, you know we'll sell John.
Speaker 3: That's a binding contract, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, But I tell you that I actually got a
Speaker 2: message from someone.
Speaker 6: You know, that anonymous thing you can do on Instagram,
Speaker 6: whereas people sending questions anonymously, Oh.
Speaker 3: I love, that's like ASKM remember asking.
Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone's usually pretty sweet on there. I don't get
Speaker 6: any trolling, but I got a message saying, ah hi,
Speaker 6: I love both of your podcasts. Is everything Okay, with
Speaker 6: you in Chury. I feel like you're just dead set
Speaker 6: over iGEM and it won't last much longer. And I
Speaker 6: was like, well, have you got a fucking surprise coming
Speaker 6: the podcast? I'm pulling the pin on interesting.
Speaker 3: It's just you felt so comfortable around me because he's
Speaker 3: been crying about the decision, and I said, do it leave.
Speaker 2: Stop lying.
Speaker 6: Everything you've said today has been a line, not everything.
Speaker 6: Maybe she's got a point. It's the bitch that said
Speaker 6: you sound better with Cherry. There's just some days and
Speaker 6: I'm like, Eh, just talk like a normal person instead
Speaker 6: of fipping.
Speaker 3: Well, the show would be so boring if there was
Speaker 3: no embellishing. It could be the salt and pepper on everything.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: Too much saltan pepper. It's not good for be a
Speaker 2: cholesterol I could.
Speaker 3: Don't get me started on my cholesterol. It's shocking, truly.
Speaker 6: So there's no multimillion dollar deal. I wasn't crying to
Speaker 6: you about leaving the show. What other lives have there
Speaker 6: been so far? I've lost track.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should go back to trash Alley, No fucking.
Speaker 3: Will, They've already hired a co host.
Speaker 2: Oh well, what if I just refused to leave about
Speaker 2: How fun that would be?
Speaker 3: What if you just call Should we call Matt now
Speaker 3: and say that you've changed your mind?
Speaker 2: Oh, he'd know that we're fucking with him. Really yeah?
Speaker 3: What if what if you call David your manager and go, hey,
Speaker 3: I want back in by CEO B today.
Speaker 2: No, that's just cruel, is it? Athough, I kind of
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 3: We could.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: What if I call on your behalf and say he
Speaker 3: doesn't have the guts to do it, he would definitely
Speaker 3: know that. All right, should we do the show? Why
Speaker 3: don't we mul that over? We could? We could do
Speaker 3: that later on if if you're interested in doing it now?
Speaker 3: Oh ship, all right, okay, do you want music or anything?
Speaker 2: I don't hi joke? Oh yeah, yeah, good? What about you?
Speaker 5: I am good?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Interesting and tracking along as always?
Speaker 6: Oh gorgeous. Have you heard the episode where I announced
Speaker 6: I was leaving.
Speaker 7: I have, but I actually was meant to mention message
Speaker 7: this morning. I listened to it on the way into
Speaker 7: the office when I was cleaning up the kitchen and yeah, sorry,
Speaker 7: it's beinematic money here. I was actually going to a
Speaker 7: message saying that I was really really proud of you.
Speaker 2: Because thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was I think that like you handled it
Speaker 3: really really well.
Speaker 7: And I was talking to Fanel afterwards and I was like,
Speaker 7: I think it's quite easy to make like a lot
Speaker 7: of things and share a message that maybe is like
Speaker 7: a bit uncomfortable, but like shut up. Like I think
Speaker 7: that you actually like push to explain things more and
Speaker 7: really kind of touch on something that's obviously very personal.
Speaker 3: And very sensitive. I think that it was a really
Speaker 3: really nice form to do it.
Speaker 7: And yeah, I was listening just feeling very very.
Speaker 1: Proud of you.
Speaker 2: I've gotten heaps of messages about it.
Speaker 6: Actually, people are like, oh my god, that was that
Speaker 6: really you know, struck a chord and it really made
Speaker 6: me like think, oh Jesus if I made the wrong decision.
Speaker 2: So how do I tell Michelle that I kind of
Speaker 2: want to stay? Now? What are you laughing at?
Speaker 7: Actually being serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wait what I was like, Oh no, I don't
Speaker 2: want to throw it all the way.
Speaker 7: Do you actually want to stay? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How should I go about that? I?
Speaker 7: God, I don't even know that tricky, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yes, I.
Speaker 7: Like literally on the spot. I don't know how that would.
Speaker 1: Go down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it is an awkward one, so I might
Speaker 2: leave that with you. You can tell Michelle I'm not
Speaker 2: going anywhere.
Speaker 7: Okay, let me I can have that conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you're good.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I hated this. Mitch Jerry dared me to do this.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 7: Podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're on Sorry, my only podcast.
Speaker 3: You're on the Lucrative podcast. David.
Speaker 7: Oh, I had a feel I felt like I was
Speaker 7: being pranked into that.
Speaker 3: But you handled that so well with such grapes.
Speaker 2: I've never heard him flail like that.
Speaker 7: I mean I could kind of like tell from a
Speaker 7: few of like Mitchell's like inflections and tones. I was like,
Speaker 7: I feel like he's egging me on. But also because
Speaker 7: of his Bradet mental health.
Speaker 2: Like a really.
Speaker 3: Oh like when people are.
Speaker 7: Really mentally unwell and you're like anything that you believe, believe.
Speaker 3: Sorry to all, David, But also had points. Oh that
Speaker 3: was fun.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that.
Speaker 3: It was good you're staying on this show. I'm saying
Speaker 3: character Well, you were really. I was so impressed. That
Speaker 3: takes guts and you've got a good manager there. He
Speaker 3: listens to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God love him.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go, let's start the actual show. The
Speaker 3: first time listening We start the show the same way
Speaker 3: every week. Something you've noticed, something you hate or appreciate
Speaker 3: you and we both bring one. Mitch doesn't know mine.
Speaker 3: I don't know mitches mine? Why don't I go first?
Speaker 3: Because I saw this an ad for this on TV
Speaker 3: and I thought this is riveting. I can't wait to
Speaker 3: watch sink my teeth in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it if you want?
Speaker 3: All right, jep, what's yours? What's the theme of yours?
Speaker 2: Speaking of fragile mental health road rage?
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I've got a lot to say on that. Great.
Speaker 2: Well, who's going first?
Speaker 3: Then I'll jump in.
Speaker 2: I'll go off you in stead?
Speaker 3: Now do you want to? No?
Speaker 2: You go?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right, Brad Dumma's health? Whatever these words?
Speaker 3: How is your mental earth?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, you wait till you hear the episthetic?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's go.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Can you not wait to turn on ABC on premiere
Speaker 3: night to watch this brand new show they've just launched
Speaker 3: and listen, We're traveling all over Australia to try and
Speaker 3: find Australia's favorite tree. Wow, Australia's favorite tree really run
Speaker 3: out of ideas? I love it?
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you narrow it now.
Speaker 6: It's just so hard, isn't it, Jack Randa gum objective.
Speaker 3: It's very fine paper mark.
Speaker 2: Already don't know Christmas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. Is synthetic so they involved?
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly bonds Ei.
Speaker 3: In the middle of August. Yeah, little mini trees. But
Speaker 3: Christmas trees aren't. They're really October, November, December. So they're
Speaker 3: going to miss the Christmas tree.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The best tree change of season by season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you go in in autumn, you get the
Speaker 3: brown of the trees. I just can't wait to sit
Speaker 3: and really sink my teeth into that nine part series,
Speaker 3: nine part this is real one more time. I just
Speaker 3: want to hear the excitement of this presenter's voice. We're
Speaker 3: traveling all over Australia to try and find Australia's favorite tree. Wow,
Speaker 3: what so is it that's not actually called? Let me
Speaker 3: get the name.
Speaker 2: Trees are Australia's favorite tree.
Speaker 3: I'll find it because I just saw the promo RuPaul's
Speaker 3: Tree Race.
Speaker 2: I don't know. One gets eliminated every week? How do
Speaker 2: they how do they think at They just sway in
Speaker 2: the window a song. Oh look what they're doing. I
Speaker 2: don't know what's the same and you can sway.
Speaker 3: What's Australia's favorite tree. That's the name of the show
Speaker 3: A legend, but I didn't put.
Speaker 2: That one into the name. That's a terrible Why do
Speaker 2: I kind of want to watch it though? Oh my god.
Speaker 3: After two rounds of voting and more than one hundred
Speaker 3: and eighty thousand votes, they're going to unpack it. That's
Speaker 3: so many votes.
Speaker 2: That's unfair. I didn't know there was a bullshit I
Speaker 2: want my day and it's pleba site.
Speaker 4: I was not made aware of this.
Speaker 3: Elbow has done so much for this country. Wow. Oh,
Speaker 3: these are some of the trees right. This is on
Speaker 3: their website. So these are some trees that they're going
Speaker 3: to look at. The bow ab never heard of us,
Speaker 3: never heard of the tree. It's w a Kimberly's most
Speaker 3: iconic tree. The gum.
Speaker 2: Oh we all, yeah, we all love a good gum.
Speaker 3: Oh the wattle. I thought that was more of a bush.
Speaker 4: Yeah, same, Yeah, it should be disqualifies because that's a bush.
Speaker 4: That's not a tree.
Speaker 3: I agree, or the kai, the Morton Bay fig. I
Speaker 3: have to say I don't get turned on by trees,
Speaker 3: but if I had to pick a favorite tree. I
Speaker 3: think it'd be the fig tree. There's one near I
Speaker 3: live in Glebe and it's gorgeous. I love them.
Speaker 2: But is that a fig tree I'm looking at now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Oh that's those things with the big fuck off stumps
Speaker 6: that you can sit on. Yes, yeah, garden benches.
Speaker 3: Yes, what's this are the world's tallest flowering tree?
Speaker 2: We're going to go through all of them moment. I've
Speaker 2: got to be on some losing interests.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know how they're going to get nine
Speaker 3: parts out of this and most of them are bushes.
Speaker 3: A lot of them are bush. I don't understand Jenny
Speaker 3: issue into your bush, because I'll tell you people would
Speaker 3: vote for that.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: Well, I thought it was just trees. But if it's
Speaker 4: bushes them, why not?
Speaker 3: Greed can't wait to watch that series, and I'm so
Speaker 3: glad our tax paying dollars are going towards Australia's favorite tree.
Speaker 2: I kind of want to.
Speaker 6: Watch it, though I've been getting into this mindless shit
Speaker 6: like that. That doesn't make you think that much like
Speaker 6: selling houses Australia designs.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love selling houses Australia. Yeah, sometimes you're so right.
Speaker 3: The mind numbing shows. All those cop shows that are on,
Speaker 3: they're kind of.
Speaker 8: Like s for you.
Speaker 2: It really doesn't challenge me in any way. No, the FBI,
Speaker 2: there's no tension.
Speaker 3: No whatever attention. Are you ready for yours?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Do you feel much less giving and generous when someone
Speaker 6: just pushes in front of you in traffic and then
Speaker 6: waves at you as if you let them in?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gave me no choice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they just pushed in and waved like I'm cutting
Speaker 6: in front of you. Whether they're trying to merge in
Speaker 6: or turn into your lane, they just push in. I'm like,
Speaker 6: screw you, dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. It's almost like I'd rather you not
Speaker 3: wave because it's in with your mentality of being a fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6: But if I slow down and go no, no, I'm
Speaker 6: sis and I let them in, that's when they can
Speaker 6: go thank you yeah and wave and I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 6: I did a good thing. But when they just push
Speaker 6: in front of me and still wave, I'm like, nah,
Speaker 6: you know I act polite when you just cut in
Speaker 6: front of me.
Speaker 3: You Bitchyah, don't gaslight me into thinking you back.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My new thing is I press my hazard lights once.
Speaker 3: That's my thank you. I saw it.
Speaker 2: Think you meant to do that?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: I think that's a leg Now it's not a taxi
Speaker 3: driver did I let them in and it was an
Speaker 3: obvious I had to slow down to let them in
Speaker 3: and he went and it was it was him saying
Speaker 3: thank you. And I do it all the time. Now.
Speaker 6: I don't know if that's gonna catch on, because if
Speaker 6: I saw someone with their hazards onn I'd pull over
Speaker 6: and be like, oh shit, there's something going wrong.
Speaker 3: It's just one blink of both lights like a thanks,
Speaker 3: like the cars smiling thank you. That's it.
Speaker 2: I feel like logistically that would be harder than just waving.
Speaker 3: You've got a time, And it's actually quite yeah too,
Speaker 3: it's actually very dangerous like that. That's my new thing,
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 2: I've noticed that I keep doing.
Speaker 6: You know how, when you're merging lanes, like you want
Speaker 6: to merge right, merge left, it's a rule that you're
Speaker 6: not meant to merge whilst you're in the traffic lights.
Speaker 6: You can only merge when you're actually in the lane,
Speaker 6: But if you're going through traffic lights, you're not meant
Speaker 6: to cross lanes at an intersection right every time, And
Speaker 6: I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 2: Every time I merge, I'm like, fuck me.
Speaker 3: I mean traffic lights again?
Speaker 2: How do I keep doing this? Every time I indicate
Speaker 2: to merge into a lane?
Speaker 6: It just happens to fall when I'm going through traffic
Speaker 6: lights and it's getting to a point where it's getting spooky.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how does this keep happening? Yeah, every time?
Speaker 2: So it's like a jaywalk through the traffic lights in
Speaker 2: my car.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been anyone ever pulled you up on it?
Speaker 3: You've been pulled over in the middle of No.
Speaker 2: I don't even know why that's a law.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like I
Speaker 3: do that all the time.
Speaker 6: Apparently it's also not a law when you're entering around
Speaker 6: about to give way to you right. Really, really it's
Speaker 6: recommended to l plaate is because you don't want to
Speaker 6: accidentally fuck yourself up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but apparently it's it's whoever's there first. Wow, if
Speaker 2: there's someone.
Speaker 3: Coming from the right and you're like, yeah, I can
Speaker 3: make it, fang it. I'm in a higher car at
Speaker 3: the moment because my car is getting repair. Because I
Speaker 3: told you how it reversed into a Mercedes bands listening
Speaker 3: to the Nebiance, Right.
Speaker 2: Really that is going to need repairs? It was nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, because I've got to do an insurance claim
Speaker 3: because I hit their car. So I young maze will
Speaker 3: get my car done anyway. I mean like this giant
Speaker 3: rab four. So I'm just driving through the streets. I
Speaker 3: don't even turn it roundabouts anymore. I drive over them.
Speaker 3: It was so exhilarating. I got cold. I'm in a
Speaker 3: four wall drive, so I did.
Speaker 2: Ah, what things there writing about that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's you're up high, you don't feel it.
Speaker 3: I go, I don't need to turn. I'm above turning.
Speaker 2: No, I don't like that.
Speaker 3: In fact, I just drive straight everywhere I go from
Speaker 3: Glebe where I live to Kiss. I just drive in
Speaker 3: one straight line.
Speaker 2: Through the sea. Oh yeah, you can get through the
Speaker 2: sea and a ram here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, through the top road, driving off road, driving on sea,
Speaker 3: driving straight?
Speaker 5: Fun?
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: You got something on your mind? Hit up at a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 3: All right, Time to give some free stuff away, Jen,
Speaker 3: get your fingers ready to type in a name and
Speaker 3: an address and we're going to send a prize Maddie's way.
Speaker 3: She has joined as Hello Maddie down in Melbourne, welcome
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 9: Hello, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: Where are you at the moment? What are you doing?
Speaker 9: I am in Melbourne? It is classroom.
Speaker 2: Wait are you a teacher?
Speaker 9: Yeah? I don't just hang it around.
Speaker 3: You could be a canteen lady. I don't fucking know. Grounds.
Speaker 3: Look at the grounds work.
Speaker 2: What are they call a librarian?
Speaker 3: A lollipop? You could? You could make molts, you know
Speaker 3: how there's a lot of moult on school grounds. There's
Speaker 3: always a mound of molt on.
Speaker 8: School the chips.
Speaker 3: They love a mound of bark chips always in the
Speaker 3: playground there always is. Are they going to distribute that?
Speaker 3: It's smartboards still a thing. I remember when I was
Speaker 3: in school it was like smart boards the board of
Speaker 3: the future.
Speaker 2: Just still Do you know most of my teachers I
Speaker 2: remember they just gave up because too hard technically, She
Speaker 2: are you the same?
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's ship.
Speaker 3: Back to our chalk debates. So yeah, that's why the
Speaker 3: value of chalk will always be.
Speaker 2: Do you still use chalk? God?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 9: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how's your whiteboard? Handwriting any good.
Speaker 9: It's a bit ship be caught out for should I
Speaker 9: still do?
Speaker 3: Do you do toty fruity fruit break?
Speaker 9: I don't. I don't think we have that Victoria?
Speaker 2: Interesting that was?
Speaker 3: Is that a new South Wales thing? Did you do
Speaker 3: tooty fruity fruit break? Fifteen minute tooty fruity fruit break?
Speaker 3: You had to bring a piece of fruit and you
Speaker 3: had fifteen minutes to eat it.
Speaker 2: No, we just had recess and lunch. Normal people know.
Speaker 3: We had recess lunch, tooty fruity fruit break and book hour.
Speaker 2: Do you have to keep saying toty freddy fruit break?
Speaker 3: No one calls it that we branded. It was sponsored
Speaker 3: by BP.
Speaker 2: All right, sorry, we're getting carried away. His name's not Helen.
Speaker 3: Brad's going to count you in and then you hit
Speaker 3: us with your easy this year? Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 3: go for a bell?
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: Is it not a flex? In the slightest when singers say, oh,
Speaker 9: I wrote your song in the shower, I wrote your
Speaker 9: song in ten minutes and then earned fucking millions from its,
Speaker 9: it's okay, I see it and teach fucking Shakespeare all
Speaker 9: day for minimum minimum wage and they're running millions for
Speaker 9: a shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're jealous, is what I'm hearing.
Speaker 8: Probably.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 6: It is weird though, because like Lady Gaga has said
Speaker 6: that she wrote poker Face in ten minutes. Maybe Paparazzi,
Speaker 6: there are a couple of songs from that very first
Speaker 6: album that we're all just written in ten minutes.
Speaker 2: They just came to her.
Speaker 6: But then I feel like there'd be other days where
Speaker 6: to be like, you'd have to really slave away at it.
Speaker 6: You know, you'd get writer's block, so not all of
Speaker 6: them would take ten minutes.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon literally.
Speaker 3: My job, Matte, is to interview artists and they always
Speaker 3: say this. They always go, Okay, this song's such a hit,
Speaker 3: Like what was it different? How is it different? They
Speaker 3: always say it came to me. I wrote it in
Speaker 3: two minutes. It came and it was just it was
Speaker 3: Taylor Swifts is it all the time. So you're right,
Speaker 3: that's not a flex.
Speaker 2: But don't you get ideas come to you in the shower, Mattie, surely, Yeah, but.
Speaker 9: They still have to do some bloody work if it's
Speaker 9: a slave and.
Speaker 6: Away, Yeah, well, I mean they had to go fucking
Speaker 6: record the song and all that rubbish as well, and
Speaker 6: shooting music video. They didn't just have a shower and
Speaker 6: then be like, right, here's my biggest been account number.
Speaker 3: Pay me bitch.
Speaker 9: Where the irrational anger comes from? Is Bruno? Fucking that
Speaker 9: was that little weasel of a man, which look upcoun
Speaker 9: punk is not a good song.
Speaker 2: It was the biggest song of the time, though it
Speaker 2: was big.
Speaker 3: Now it's grating. Yeah, I wouldn't put it on put
Speaker 3: it that way. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: It's been done to death. Put it that way. You
Speaker 2: know what I just remembered. You know what idea came
Speaker 2: to me in the shower? What trash Alley? The podcast?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Matt and I had literally been saying, oh, let's do
Speaker 6: a podcast, let's do a podcast for months, and then
Speaker 6: just in the shower one day, I literally stopped the
Speaker 6: shower halfway through. There were still bubbles in my hair,
Speaker 6: and I was like, I just thought of it, turned
Speaker 6: it off, went and grabbed my phone voice message I've
Speaker 6: got it.
Speaker 2: We'll call it Smoker section. And then I came back, Actually, no,
Speaker 2: trash Alley would be better, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: There you go, but you earning millions. That's though, because
Speaker 3: what show's not been canceled by the network. That's all
Speaker 3: I'll say to you.
Speaker 2: That was the other line. I knew there was another one.
Speaker 3: Reggie, all right, thank you for coming on the show.
Speaker 3: Than Jana will send you out a prize.
Speaker 9: Okay, wonderful, thank you, thank you, thank you God.
Speaker 3: I should have had the fucking ready for her.
Speaker 6: And I think there were kids in the background to
Speaker 6: imagine if halfway through her is it just me? She goes, No,
Speaker 6: you're in detention, stay seated.
Speaker 3: She just goes, is it just me? The musicians paid
Speaker 3: far too much.
Speaker 6: Well, it's worth that she got a prize, and if
Speaker 6: you want to come on for an visit, just you
Speaker 6: as well. All you're gonna do is hit us up
Speaker 6: on Instagram at a couple of miches. Right now, I
Speaker 6: need to get your opinion on something, Okay, because I
Speaker 6: went to my nephew's fifth birthday over the weld.
Speaker 3: Noah, I saw I saw the photo.
Speaker 6: No, it's five already, can you believe I know? And
Speaker 6: there was something he was saying to me that I
Speaker 6: was a bit concerned about.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, not.
Speaker 3: Five year old? Can you have what kind of conversation
Speaker 3: can you have with a five year old?
Speaker 6: Well, we were on the trampoline together in marvelous time
Speaker 6: and then I don't know where. He just says to me,
Speaker 6: Uncle Mitchell, are you a girl? And I said no,
Speaker 6: why do you think that because I've got long hair?
Speaker 6: And he goes, no, it's because you're wearing pink. And
Speaker 6: I said, well, it's fucking orange for starters. Noah, just
Speaker 6: say you know, and he goes, no, it's pink. And
Speaker 6: I called my dad in for backup. I was like, Ian,
Speaker 6: what colors his shirt? And he says, it's peach.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're not fucking helping, Agan, You're absolutely not helping.
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you a photo. Is that not orange?
Speaker 3: Oh that's clearly orange. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's like
Speaker 3: a pasteurly orange. If anything, it's a bit light, but
Speaker 3: it's orange.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's a faded orange moment. But anyway, I
Speaker 6: said to him, that's beside the point. Noah, Yes, boys
Speaker 6: are allowed to wear pink and he says, no, they're not.
Speaker 6: My dad said, the boys are allowed to wear any
Speaker 6: color under the rainbow, except pink, because that's for girls.
Speaker 6: What And I thought, well, firstly, I thought, that doesn't
Speaker 6: sound like something my brother in law would say. But
Speaker 6: if he did say that, then I've got no choice
Speaker 6: then to knock him the fuck out. If he's actually
Speaker 6: teaching my nephew that she we're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 3: And I love that he doesn't draw a line at
Speaker 3: he he didn't wear purple, but he draws a line
Speaker 3: at fucking pink.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 6: But also every color under the rainbow. Okay, any color
Speaker 6: outside of Stonewall, that's good. And I said anyway, No, Noah,
Speaker 6: boys can wear pink.
Speaker 2: It's fine. You can wear any color under the rainbow,
Speaker 2: including pink. Good And he said no. There's a TV
Speaker 2: show I watch every night before bed and one of
Speaker 2: the boys gets teased for wearing pink because that's a
Speaker 2: girl's color. And I said, oh, okay, and what do
Speaker 2: the boys say back to that? Thinking that there might
Speaker 2: be a happy ending here, and he.
Speaker 6: Goes, he says, you're right, pink, it's for girls. No,
Speaker 6: And I was like, this shit wouldn't fly in twenty
Speaker 6: twenty two. There's the way that show exists. So I said,
Speaker 6: what's the show called, Noah? And he goes, it's it's
Speaker 6: called Pink Is for Girls, And I'm like a little yeah,
Speaker 6: week ago, I've caught him out. So I have a
Speaker 6: feeling that he may have just been trolling me, because
Speaker 6: surely that fucking show doesn't exist, and surely he's not
Speaker 6: being taught that.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, my sister is not raising a child
Speaker 2: to believe that rubbish.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to go straight to the source. We're
Speaker 3: gonna have to call your sister.
Speaker 2: We could just google the TV showing.
Speaker 3: There's no way we can call the production company behind
Speaker 3: Pink for Girls, which, by the way, is terrible show
Speaker 3: if it does exist. That's a terrible name, no terrible
Speaker 3: plot line.
Speaker 6: The boy gets seats for wearing pink one and then
Speaker 6: he goes, you're right, you've got a point.
Speaker 3: Maybe one season if that, but that's a street.
Speaker 6: But he watches it every night before he goes caught.
Speaker 6: And do you think his dad's hold on it. This
Speaker 6: is my sister's number. There you okay if you want
Speaker 6: to ringer. No, there's no way that his dad was
Speaker 6: saying that shit. Also, I have to say that he
Speaker 6: didn't break which made me think maybe he's being serious,
Speaker 6: believes this stuff or he was just fucking with me,
Speaker 6: and he just never dropped.
Speaker 3: Character have shockingly good poker faces. It was bizarre. I
Speaker 3: was so thrown. Should I call it the landline number?
Speaker 3: Do you think of the mobile?
Speaker 2: Just go to the mobile. I think they might be
Speaker 2: our home phone from when we were kids like that.
Speaker 2: I'll go to Jane and Ian's farm that number.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go. I'm going to call your sister.
Speaker 3: This is Nicole. How should I be rude and really griller?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 2: Listen, I've got some questions about your child.
Speaker 3: Wease speak you listen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mitch and Jennery here too.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm living Please, sister, what's happened?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure one of two things has happened. One
Speaker 2: Noah has been poorly parented, or two he's fucking with me.
Speaker 2: I think your son might be trolling me because on
Speaker 2: the weekend he was saying that I'm a girl because
Speaker 2: I was wearing pink and only girls can wear pink.
Speaker 2: And I tried to rebut by saying no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's not true. But then he doubled down and said no,
Speaker 2: my daddy told me only girls can wear pink, and
Speaker 2: that I watched a TV show every night before bed.
Speaker 3: What's it called?
Speaker 2: Pink is for girls? So is he trolling me?
Speaker 8: Oh? He's totally trolling, as if a show like that
Speaker 8: would exist.
Speaker 2: What a cheeky little bugger. But he didn't break He
Speaker 2: never ever broke character and like gave up the bit.
Speaker 8: That's quite the opposite of what he's been taught. Actually,
Speaker 8: we've been We're always like, oh, colors, all colors are
Speaker 8: for everybody to enjoy. And you know, we tried really
Speaker 8: hard not to push certain colors on the kids just
Speaker 8: because they're a boy or a girl. Good And yet
Speaker 8: I've got this little girl who's obsessed with pink.
Speaker 2: Was such a girl girl? Yeah? Well, okay, well I
Speaker 2: retract my threat to knock your husband out. Then if
Speaker 2: he hasn't been saying that, no, definitely not.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, one's messing with you. He's learned how to
Speaker 8: do that lately.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, that's very impressive that he's
Speaker 2: learning how.
Speaker 3: To troll people.
Speaker 8: Yeah. His favorite thing to do is call people the
Speaker 8: wrong name and just roll with it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's a little mitch Cherry.
Speaker 6: I was gonna says, he must he is an embellisha
Speaker 6: because he like chose a line, he committed to it.
Speaker 3: He commits does he listen to this podcast?
Speaker 6: Perhaps I thought of all the things that would have
Speaker 6: confused him, because the first thing he said was Uncle Mitchell,
Speaker 6: you must be a girl. And I thought he was
Speaker 6: talking about my long hair. I thought that's going to
Speaker 6: confuse him. But no, it was the pink shirt which
Speaker 6: was fucking orange.
Speaker 3: Has he asked about it? Has he discussed it like, oh,
Speaker 3: the hair or the shirt? Has he asked you like
Speaker 3: when you get home?
Speaker 8: Oh, we've had a few conversations about long hair, because
Speaker 8: he's got some cousins who have got long hair, little boys,
Speaker 8: and so we were talking about it and he said, oh,
Speaker 8: I can't remember. He said something one day about boys
Speaker 8: who look like girls. And then I came back with
Speaker 8: are they boys who look like girls or just boys
Speaker 8: who have long hair? And then he was a bit
Speaker 8: confused by that.
Speaker 6: He had an epiphany out, how do you explained to
Speaker 6: him that Uncle Mitchell is not Auntie Mitchell?
Speaker 8: I guess so, I mean, I've never had two You
Speaker 8: just call the uncle Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: Because he knew he was so adamant that I was
Speaker 2: a woman. And when I said no, I'm not. He's like, no,
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 8: Yeah, No, he's tormenting you.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a little shit.
Speaker 3: I'm more impressed that he's tormenting you. That's quite well.
Speaker 6: You've got to tell him that the key to a
Speaker 6: good joke is eventually getting to the punchline and saying.
Speaker 3: Nah, I'm fucking with the other.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Let him know that he needs to work on now.
Speaker 8: He's very advanced. He knows how to just commit and
Speaker 8: stick with it.
Speaker 3: Con artist on your hands.
Speaker 2: He really messed with my head. I was like, maybe
Speaker 2: I am a woman. Maybe he's right.
Speaker 3: All right, go go pick him up and get him
Speaker 3: a solf served or something. He's earned it now that
Speaker 3: we know he's not a bigot, dear, sorry about that way,
Speaker 3: You're sorry, tunnel, She's gone, there you go. There's not
Speaker 3: a baby, bigot, bigger, baby bigger. Now that's a show
Speaker 3: that i'd watch at night. Just a baby that goes
Speaker 3: around knocking down disabled rams.
Speaker 6: You know, a baby at Mardi Gras and they just
Speaker 6: go not in front of the kids. What you do
Speaker 6: when your bedroom, it's fine, but don't do it in
Speaker 6: front of the kids.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food.
Speaker 6: Now, remember last week we were talking about how Jenna's
Speaker 6: been doing her job running the WSFM facebook page for ages.
Speaker 6: Surely she's sick of it and she's looking for other options. Oh,
Speaker 6: look at Mitch yawning.
Speaker 2: Are we boring you?
Speaker 8: Dar?
Speaker 3: You're not meant to bring it up? I yawned off.
Speaker 5: My.
Speaker 2: You definitely went.
Speaker 3: I did not roll the tape. I went around the mic.
Speaker 3: If you picked up on that yawn, props to you anyway.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we were saying that, Oh god, Jenna must be
Speaker 6: sick of her job. She's been doing it for years,
Speaker 6: so long. I've got an idea for another job that
Speaker 6: you should be doing, Jenna. I think you should fucking volunteer.
Speaker 6: Not volunteer, I think you should be putting your hand
Speaker 6: up to run the Mask Singer Facebook page instead.
Speaker 3: Oh why why the mask Singer?
Speaker 2: Because whoever's doing it now is fucking it up?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 6: Because you know how obviously the whole mystery is the
Speaker 6: celebrity under the mask.
Speaker 2: In previous years, they've done those little videos.
Speaker 6: That say spoiler alert three two yeah, and in the
Speaker 6: video it doesn't show you for three seconds or so
Speaker 6: who went home? Now they've just started posting photos of
Speaker 6: the celebrity and they write in the caption spoiler alert,
Speaker 6: it's Channonkol And it's like, well, by the time I've read.
Speaker 2: The caption, I've already seen the face.
Speaker 3: That's not how it works.
Speaker 6: Not that I'm overly invested in mass singer. I really
Speaker 6: couldn't care less at the moment.
Speaker 3: Do a carousel drag race? Do the carousel Well, it's
Speaker 3: got a little spoiler title card and then when you
Speaker 3: swipe the winners to the right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But people make that mistake too because they write spoiler
Speaker 6: alert in the first slide on Instagram. But then the
Speaker 6: post will reappear later and automatically is on the second photo.
Speaker 3: Oh, it does your rhyme. So the video is the best,
Speaker 3: the best way to do it, Okay, no one.
Speaker 2: Else is the worst.
Speaker 6: Well, those carousel posts on in the first slide is warning,
Speaker 6: this is disturbing, revolting, disgusting content.
Speaker 2: Only swipe if you dare.
Speaker 6: And then, sure enough, like I said, the same post
Speaker 6: reservices on the second photo and it's some foul, rank
Speaker 6: looking pimp hole And I'm like.
Speaker 2: I didn't swipe for a reason. Why are you showing
Speaker 2: that Why.
Speaker 3: Does it do that? Is that because you get it
Speaker 3: wants you to see the second photo as well?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, it's just an Instagram thing that they do
Speaker 6: in the feed. So yeah, if you're doing a spoiler,
Speaker 6: they put it on the fucking third slide. You won't
Speaker 6: do it a third time. But anyway, yeah for a
Speaker 6: job there, Yes, because I don't like that personally, but
Speaker 6: I do understand because all the comments are saying, Oh,
Speaker 6: I'm in Perth, how dare he ruin the mass singer
Speaker 6: for me?
Speaker 2: Because the writing spoiler alert in the caption achieves fuck all.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they're doing it wrong.
Speaker 6: I feel like unless they get a complaint because they're
Speaker 6: Facebook managers ignoring the complaints on Facebook.
Speaker 2: Well, and they're not going to make any change.
Speaker 3: You knew him? Know who mentioned to me that they
Speaker 3: have a problem with this. I was on the phone
Speaker 3: tour this morning and she mentioned it. Dot Wiggins don't know.
Speaker 2: She's furious.
Speaker 3: She's furious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she would follow her the Math singer on Facebook.
Speaker 3: She only follows three pages that Nigella Lawson official and
Speaker 3: her local area alert news. Yeah right, the only three
Speaker 3: pages she's got friends of course, but she gets it
Speaker 3: spoiled for her.
Speaker 6: It's been a while since we've heard from Dot Wiggins,
Speaker 6: who is Mitch's alter ego, an it year old woman.
Speaker 3: Should I go get her? She's here?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, if you want she's in the car,
Speaker 4: please get her.
Speaker 2: What's she doing in the car? Did you at least
Speaker 2: do a crack of the window down so she could
Speaker 2: get a bit of it if she sleeps and she's
Speaker 2: got to sleep out in a machine, so she gets
Speaker 2: thrown oxygen for thee.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Hello, hi Die, welcome back, lady. How are you?
Speaker 3: That's Mitchell?
Speaker 2: It had work done, daring, nothing too drastic dog, how girl,
Speaker 2: Hi Die? Good to be here, Yeah, no, good to
Speaker 2: have your chook.
Speaker 3: It's been a while, all right, what are we We're
Speaker 3: going to get dotor call? Who should we get it?
Speaker 3: A call? We should go straight to the top.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you need to make a complaint Dot,
Speaker 6: because Channel ten, the mask Singer facebook page keeps ruining
Speaker 6: the ending for everyone.
Speaker 3: We'll have to call the Why don't we call We've
Speaker 3: already called Channel ten. We've already called to complain about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, we call it hin thick on behalf
Speaker 2: of Dave Hughes were pretending to be Dave Hughes's mother.
Speaker 2: Carmel Hughes said, we can't make it to the mass Singer.
Speaker 3: I heard that one or did you hear that episode?
Speaker 2: Don't be called like Channel ten Adelaide or something that's
Speaker 2: where Dot would live.
Speaker 3: Why don't we call Endemol Shine, the production company that
Speaker 3: makes the mass Singer the Fish?
Speaker 6: They probably they probably run the Facebook page. Actually, who
Speaker 6: would be in charge of the masting of face page?
Speaker 6: Channel ten or endemole.
Speaker 4: Well, if I feel like Endemol would be on top,
Speaker 4: so they would know, and.
Speaker 2: If it trickles down to Channel ten from someone at Endemol,
Speaker 2: then that'll get their ass in line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, all right, so let's call Endemol Shine.
Speaker 2: So what is is Dot saying that she will Dot?
Speaker 3: What's the problem because you've you've told me, you told
Speaker 3: me on the phone.
Speaker 2: The spoilers, ruining the show for her speak on to
Speaker 2: the microphone.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Yes, ruining the program I get because I don't
Speaker 3: get to watch it as I'm on dialysis every week. Yes,
Speaker 3: how are you going to call that? You don't know
Speaker 3: how you do it for me? I'm going to call
Speaker 3: for it. Let me get the number.
Speaker 6: She's absolutely furious that the Mass Singer keeps being spoiled
Speaker 6: for her because she can never watch it at night.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm dialing dot Just talk right head office.
Speaker 3: Good afternoon, Jet. Your phone going off in the background.
Speaker 3: This is DoD Wiggans here to pass on a message
Speaker 3: of complaint if I may.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's one moment.
Speaker 3: What's it in regard to bless you? I have the
Speaker 3: same thing and I can't shake it. I can't seem
Speaker 3: to shake it. This is in this is in relation
Speaker 3: to your show, The Mask Singers.
Speaker 5: The Mask Singers, Yeah, my singers.
Speaker 3: I have a problem with the Facebook page in the
Speaker 3: relation to the Mask Singers, See Darling. What happens is
Speaker 3: my set top boxes? Or it's not the it's not
Speaker 3: digital television. It's the antenna.
Speaker 5: You see.
Speaker 3: There's the problems with it. So I don't get to
Speaker 3: watch the television and watch the Mask Singer when it's
Speaker 3: on the program at night. Die straight after the news,
Speaker 3: so I don't get to watch the reveals. Who is that?
Speaker 3: Who is that? I don't get to see it, And
Speaker 3: the problem is that I have to watch it the
Speaker 3: next day at the library. I volunteer at the local library,
Speaker 3: you see, so I not really catch up and sit
Speaker 3: and watch it in the tea hour. However, your Facebook.
Speaker 10: Page posts spoiler at nine pm every even spoiler Kelly Rowland, spoiler,
Speaker 10: spoiler know.
Speaker 3: And I see. I guess it's spoiled for me the
Speaker 3: day the day off because it gets posted on your
Speaker 3: Facebook page. And then this ridiculous mel Tea is screaming,
Speaker 3: I know who that is, and it's always spoiled for me. See, darling,
Speaker 3: I just want to cause you talk with someone in
Speaker 3: the Facebook's team about posting it perhaps the next day,
Speaker 3: or maybe a warning or not sending it out to
Speaker 3: myfe because I'm friends with the Channel ten page on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Maybe unfriendly or past that that's no good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's actually produced by Fox Alternative Entertainment, so
Speaker 5: it's not actually ours to produce it. Yeah, so you
Speaker 5: might want to call.
Speaker 3: And what is Fox number?
Speaker 2: Pardon?
Speaker 3: What is you said? Fuck? Is the production company? They
Speaker 3: run by Fox Fox Entertainment.
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't actually have Fox this number?
Speaker 7: Do you have?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Fox Studios?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Got it? Yes, all right, so I can give them
Speaker 3: a call, my darling, and.
Speaker 5: Sure you can make a comment on their Facebook.
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 3: You should go and find it, and I'm very vocal
Speaker 3: in the comments, very vocal. Look, if you just bumpered
Speaker 3: back at an hour, I'm in bed ride nine to
Speaker 3: thirty five and sometimes I don't even stay for asher
Speaker 3: at the end, I just go straight to sleep. So
Speaker 3: but please, if you could perhaps just pass that down
Speaker 3: for me, I will, I will.
Speaker 5: But you might want to make a comment on the
Speaker 5: Facebook and it might be a book. You might be
Speaker 5: able to make a time change when they want to
Speaker 5: announce the winners.
Speaker 3: What I might do is add you as a friend
Speaker 3: on Facebook. Can you help me through? I could add
Speaker 3: you as a friend and we could you could help
Speaker 3: me comment it or comment just on my behalf darling.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm afraid that my Facebook is is not inaction
Speaker 5: at the moment. Oh dear all right, who well, I
Speaker 5: hope they can help you, all right?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Was your name again?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 5: Don allright?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Debbie.
Speaker 3: I will call Fox editor.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: I think it worked.
Speaker 2: I don't think she really cared that much.
Speaker 3: You know, she had no care at all for you.
Speaker 6: Dot Dot really wasn't letting the other lady talk. Though
Speaker 6: it was a dot monologue for a bit there on
Speaker 6: who were Fox Entertainment? Isn't that an American company?
Speaker 3: Google it?
Speaker 2: Hang on who produces the masked singer Australia?
Speaker 3: It's also.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're joking.
Speaker 6: Tomorrow Simon and the work to an executive producer of
Speaker 6: the mass singer Tamara Simono is the lady who put
Speaker 6: me on Studio ten.
Speaker 2: We went straight to the EP.
Speaker 3: I think the message is loud and clear.
Speaker 2: Oh what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3: I think it's Donna. I think it's been passed on.
Speaker 2: She literally said that she wasn't going to do anything
Speaker 2: about it and.
Speaker 3: To call Fox Entertainment comments on the post. Now, I'm
Speaker 3: not calling the EP of Mars Singer.
Speaker 2: What a little bit you are? I wasn't asking you,
Speaker 2: I was asking dogs.
Speaker 3: Actually, so I shouldn't speak for you. Dot.
Speaker 2: What did you start for?
Speaker 3: Honestly?
Speaker 2: No, anyway, I think we're done with this. Let's get
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 3: I agree we're out of here. What a show? What
Speaker 3: a show? And Mitchell, I hope you don't feel like
Speaker 3: you've made the wrong decision with which show you've left.
Speaker 2: I'm questioning some things after this episode.
Speaker 6: Well, you know you're as bad as Noah and all
Speaker 6: the FIBs that come out of your mouth and you
Speaker 6: just commit.
Speaker 3: Maybe that you should start calling my mum and just
Speaker 3: going Michelle, did this happen? Michelle?
Speaker 6: Maybe imagine if you were telling the truth this whole
Speaker 6: time and you were being paid millions of dollars to
Speaker 6: this podcast.
Speaker 2: And I'm not amazing because I'm a one man. I'm like,
Speaker 2: the pay parody in the workplace is not occurring.
Speaker 3: We're our own bosses who we'd have to have a
Speaker 3: meeting with ourselves and go pay us more. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: all right, let's go a great episode as per usual,
Speaker 3: leave us a review five stars please, and.
Speaker 2: The mugs are still for sale.
Speaker 6: If you want to buy one of our season four mugs,
Speaker 6: the deep gorgeous blue colored mugs to add to your collection,
Speaker 6: link and buy one Instagram if you want to buy one,
Speaker 6: selling like hotcakes, Darlin.
Speaker 3: They're very pretty, very nice. They're very nice. I've got
Speaker 3: one on my desk at home that holds on my pens.
Speaker 3: I don't even drink out of it. It's not my
Speaker 3: pen mug.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't do that to one of your
Speaker 2: favorite mugs. If you ever looked at the bottom of
Speaker 2: a pen mug. Oh no, good point, my wicked coffee
Speaker 2: mug's ruined all alphabetic el alfe bus.
Speaker 3: All right, well we'll see you in a week. Guys
Speaker 3: much love catches them ber bye?
Speaker 7: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Sure you've had to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 6: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 6: the end, we just get to talk shit here. Nothing's planned,
Speaker 6: you know how it is.
Speaker 3: It's truly just a bit of fun, That's what this is.
Speaker 2: What are you doing over there?
Speaker 3: I know nothing. I just got a notification.
Speaker 2: What with your notification?
Speaker 3: Just an email? I want to turn my email notifications off.
Speaker 2: You should put out of office during the recordings.
Speaker 3: Can you set up a reoccurring for just to set time? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah you can, really, I wish I did.
Speaker 3: You know what annoys me about? Arn are working at kids?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: So many conversations don't need to be emails. It's can
Speaker 3: you do this interview at this time? Or what time
Speaker 3: are you in today? Or sue you stuff like this.
Speaker 3: It's like Hayden at TikTok users slack. I think it's
Speaker 3: called it's like a it's basically Facebook Messenger but for work, and.
Speaker 2: I think they do have something like that new but
Speaker 2: I just never got it.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: But it's not like we're still run by email. I
Speaker 3: don't know the culture here is email. Don't you think
Speaker 3: it's not a chat company?
Speaker 4: It depends on which department you're do you think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people do use it. Really yeah.
Speaker 6: I think it's this like obnoxious fuckers like you that
Speaker 6: don't know. But I'm also an obnoxious fucker. I was like, m,
Speaker 6: there's no room for teams on my laptop, not enough story,
Speaker 6: so I'm just never using it. I can have so
Speaker 6: many teams messages.
Speaker 2: That I just never got.
Speaker 3: That's me the other day.
Speaker 6: I imagine if I got all these messages urgent, You're
Speaker 6: required in the boss's office now, and I just never
Speaker 6: got it.
Speaker 3: Fuck that. I had to install updates on my laptop
Speaker 3: the other day, but it wanted me to delete SIMS
Speaker 3: four pets.
Speaker 6: And I went, no, I'm just not Updating's way my
Speaker 6: laptop could handle having the SIMS on it like that
Speaker 6: bitch drains it.
Speaker 3: Yoh god, yah, I got I got all the expansion
Speaker 3: packs too. It's very heavy. I got one of those
Speaker 3: new computers that doesn't have the fan like the new MacBook.
Speaker 3: So it does so you don't know when it's in
Speaker 3: jue rest because the fan is such a nice way
Speaker 3: of me going, all right, I'm going to back away
Speaker 3: and let my computer have some time and some space
Speaker 3: because it's clearly going through something. But now like it
Speaker 3: just freezes, and I go, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: But I never realized that there was no fan.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're just ultra quiet, but there's no noise and
Speaker 3: no heat either.
Speaker 1: It's weirdy nothing.
Speaker 6: Because mine used to be in absolute duress whenever I
Speaker 6: exported this podcast edit. But it doesn't do it anymore.
Speaker 6: Maybe it is still suffering and I just don't know.
Speaker 6: It's suffering in silence, plottling it all.
Speaker 3: Up my old MACPA sounded like an A three eighty
Speaker 3: taken off as well, so loud.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you want to see what message I got?
Speaker 3: Yeah, David, I don't appreciate No, I no, No, it's.
Speaker 2: From bookkeeper Emily. She said, PA, don't know what our
Speaker 2: task today is?
Speaker 3: Find me a ripe avocata.
Speaker 6: No, the real estate are inspecting my apartment and it's
Speaker 6: no pets allowed. So she's taken Isabella for a drive.
Speaker 6: So I don't know I've got a cat. Oh, oh,
Speaker 6: it is the Bella in the passenger seat.
Speaker 3: Also, have you not thought that they could just follow
Speaker 3: you and see that you've got a cat? Could you
Speaker 3: do chronicle the tails of Isabella?
Speaker 6: I know I did wonder, like they just mustn't be
Speaker 6: fans at the real estate. No, no, just like the MacBooks,
Speaker 6: I don't have fans there.
Speaker 3: They'd be the one person that don't follow you. I
Speaker 3: just love that.
Speaker 6: This is the sort of thing that my staff. This
Speaker 6: is the shit you deal with when you're working for
Speaker 6: Mitchell Kombs. Can you take my cat for a drive
Speaker 6: just so she's hidden from the real estate ridiculous?
Speaker 3: Where would she take her? I don't know where would
Speaker 3: a cat like to go?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: The fish markets? Put the windows down, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: she might jump out.
Speaker 4: She would love that.
Speaker 6: She does get curious whenever I have to drive to
Speaker 6: the vet and stuff, like she shits herself when I
Speaker 6: put her in the cage. But once she's in the
Speaker 6: passenger seat, she's like trying to peer out where am
Speaker 6: I What's going on?
Speaker 3: Does she actually shoot herself? Like actual nuggets. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: of course not. I don't know she gets.
Speaker 2: Control of the bowels.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't beg your pardon. My name's cat Hannah.
Speaker 3: I used to shit itself when you put it in
Speaker 3: the cage.
Speaker 6: Oh god, there's a problem there. They both got such
Speaker 6: human names, Hannah and Isabella. They sound like they do
Speaker 6: Year eleven drama together.
Speaker 3: Remember, and then had two cats, Haenna and Montana.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. I also had to hide everything, like
Speaker 2: the kitty litter, yes bowl.
Speaker 3: What if they wanted to go into the pantry and
Speaker 3: they see Purina it's the brand.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 6: You're not allowed to go when you're inspecting a rental
Speaker 6: to make sure everything's not damage. I don't think you
Speaker 6: meant to go through the drawers and shit. They just
Speaker 6: go around to take photos of the apartment as is.
Speaker 3: It's so hard to work out what falls in the
Speaker 3: jurisdiction of real estate. Like my dishwasher stopped working and
Speaker 3: I called them like can you fix this, and the
Speaker 3: like that's a you problem, and I.
Speaker 6: Went, oh my, but this is the only thing my
Speaker 6: real estate's ever done, right, Let's fix the dishwasher all
Speaker 6: But it took them like three weeks because they're like, oh,
Speaker 6: the owner has to approve the job, and the owner
Speaker 6: never approves the job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get my owner's mail and I read it.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't you just pay for the redirecting whatever?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know, damn or me no, damn. Oh, I don't
Speaker 3: know how that works.
Speaker 6: I did that when I moved last time. But you
Speaker 6: can only pay for like thirty days, and you bet
Speaker 6: you're asked in that thirty days. I got no mail
Speaker 6: to the older dress.
Speaker 3: Oh and what oz post? Just like redirections?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, but apparently I got a cake mail
Speaker 6: delivery to my old address. Of course that was outside
Speaker 6: of the redirect period, wasn't it so my old fucking
Speaker 6: apartment they got to enjoy my cake.
Speaker 3: No, bitch, that shocked that.
Speaker 2: It is horrible. That's awful influencer life, I guess I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Think of anything worse really than my whole life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my free cake went to waste.
Speaker 4: No, I could cry.
Speaker 2: And my assistant is currently hiding my cash.
Speaker 3: What the fuck? That is ridiculous? Just saying my staff
Speaker 3: does sound winky? What do we land on? My producer
Speaker 3: bookkeeper Emily keeper yea and also non listeners of the podcast.
Speaker 3: If you just say price keeper a bookkeeper, I'll go, oh.
Speaker 1: He's got a bookkeeper.
Speaker 3: Doesn't a bookkeeper even do yeah, because you don't need
Speaker 3: to keep books.
Speaker 6: Imagine if I was like, excuse me, are you documenting
Speaker 6: all these figures digitally?
Speaker 2: Write them down? Bitch, you're my book keeper book copy.
Speaker 3: What if she talks to your UNI friends and they go,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? I'm driving cats around the one
Speaker 3: good for you, really good for you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love it. It's an influencers cat in a way. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, she can do the other way around and say
Speaker 6: my client, Yeah sounds professional clients.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do like that.
Speaker 3: Do you go? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for saying that.
Speaker 3: I just do like that a lot. How's everyone's week span?
Speaker 3: Been a good week?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: Been a bit all over the shop with the whole
Speaker 2: trash Ali announcement thing.
Speaker 3: But you know, you've got to do what you've got
Speaker 3: to do there out there in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeahs out there and you yeah good?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, thanks for reminding people know it's out there
Speaker 6: for people to listen. Rather or either of you're going
Speaker 6: to listen.
Speaker 3: I probably will listen to this one y. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: only really watched the big episodes of Things, and you
Speaker 3: know I have. I've seen the finale of Friends. I
Speaker 3: haven't seen any of Friends, but I've seen the last episode,
Speaker 3: so we'll do that for true.
Speaker 2: Don't seen any of Friends.
Speaker 3: Oh, Bits and Pieces. Because Hayden loves it when it's
Speaker 3: on passively, I'll watch.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be one of those people that's like, oh,
Speaker 2: what you've never seen Friends?
Speaker 3: I don't really care, sick and set the bar for
Speaker 3: the classic comedy.
Speaker 4: Shut up, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I know it's funny, but no, thank you.
Speaker 6: I'm not one of those people that react violently to
Speaker 6: like people not having seen things like what you've never
Speaker 6: seen up? But then if people tell me they haven't
Speaker 6: seen Kathin Kim, I just think that's sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel sorry for them.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Some people take it very personally and some someone they
Speaker 3: are very good though. The Harry Potter fan. Someone goes
Speaker 3: to me, have you been on pot More?
Speaker 6: I said no, isn't that like this scenemings about Harry Pottery. No,
Speaker 6: puts you into a house and you'd be such a
Speaker 6: good Oh that's right, Oh my god. I did the
Speaker 6: test and they were right. I was a gryffindor my
Speaker 6: wand was made out of what muggle puff of wood? No, yeah,
Speaker 6: that's right. I remember we did that on Not My
Speaker 6: Cup of Tea. But we were like, oh, let's go
Speaker 6: on Potimore and find out what house we're in. I thought,
Speaker 6: you know, well, there's probably Harry Potter fans listening. I
Speaker 6: didn't realize that the fucking Porttermore Quiz goes for fourteen
Speaker 6: hours and there were three of us, and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 6: we've got to get out of this segment now, like
Speaker 6: this is going for so long.
Speaker 2: Let me have a look.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it up because I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's still a thing. I haven't heard of it from
Speaker 3: logging into your account. Oh it's the Wizarding World now,
Speaker 3: because they're trying to make it like Star Wars, like
Speaker 3: they want to make a universe out of it.
Speaker 2: You know what's weird. I was saying this the other
Speaker 2: day on trash Alley.
Speaker 6: You know how people who were fans of Harry Potter
Speaker 6: as a kid, it stays with them like they're an
Speaker 6: adult Harry Potter fan for life.
Speaker 2: Why was it not the same for Twilight?
Speaker 6: Everyone just went through a phase, and no one cares
Speaker 6: when they're in adulthood.
Speaker 3: I agree with you, good point.
Speaker 6: I would not defend Twilight to the death and being
Speaker 6: like no, Stephaniem is a great writer now because I
Speaker 6: know better.
Speaker 3: So they're really milking the ideas here in Potter World.
Speaker 3: True or false, the never Long Bottom Edition, let's play
Speaker 3: all right, I'm hitting start. He has gotten hot. Neville
Speaker 3: had a pet toad called Tristan. True or false.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's name with Tristan.
Speaker 3: I agree, that's not a very mythical name. No, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say false. Harry Potter had an owl called Judy. No,
Speaker 3: her mine is ginger. Cat's name was Karen Hey, That
Speaker 3: was correct, right.
Speaker 2: Nevill's grandmother if that flying fucking weird bird thing called
Speaker 2: buck beak, the one that they ride, was actually just
Speaker 2: called Bruce.
Speaker 3: Imagine. Ron's rat was just called Terry. Neville's grandmother was
Speaker 3: called a gusta long butttom who knows that true? That
Speaker 3: sounds right.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to turn off the wife.
Speaker 6: Every time we get to a d brief, he always
Speaker 6: just gets to a point where he starts googling shit.
Speaker 2: And you know what, the week that a right Hayfield
Speaker 2: in for you. He did the same thing.
Speaker 6: He just started googling shit at a certain point in
Speaker 6: the episode, and I was like, why did this always happen?
Speaker 2: Am I not that interesting?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: No, I mean maybe bring that up with Patrick. See
Speaker 3: what they think.
Speaker 2: I have been talking to Patrick about you?
Speaker 3: Oh no, what did you say?
Speaker 2: It's confidential. I can't tell you.
Speaker 3: You can't say that. You can tell me, he can't
Speaker 3: tell me.
Speaker 6: It's so fun to just say, oh, yeah, I mentioned
Speaker 6: you to my therapist and then just never elaborate.
Speaker 2: It's it's like the only thrill you get out of it.
Speaker 3: As a compliment. I'm assuming you tell him that I
Speaker 3: got nominated for an acre this week. Well done, Thank you, Jenny,
Speaker 3: very sweet.
Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, congratulations on your acronym whatever.
Speaker 3: Best Music, best Music Presenter.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Radio awards they're like the Logis, but the Radio Awards.
Speaker 2: When it's in October, when did I? Oh, I love it?
Speaker 3: Well, you're nominated to Jenny for Best Station Podcast.
Speaker 4: Yes, congratulations, Best Marketing Campaign.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm nominated for Biggest Loss to the Industry. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a good one. That was congratulation.
Speaker 3: That really was anyway, it'll be good. I'll be a
Speaker 3: great night. Yeah, be honest, and how sad that it's
Speaker 3: in Sydney. Don't even go into state.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll just get crash, do it?
Speaker 3: You could crash? Yeah? Yeah, just come around the corner,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: Should we get out of here already?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ah, doesn't feel like we've been here long.
Speaker 3: I feel like we have. Have we been here long?
Speaker 3: You time, every episode and every minute, we've.
Speaker 4: Been here a long time. I mean either way, I'm
Speaker 4: fine either way.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm sort of done.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Points, Okay, points.
Speaker 4: Maybe MITCHELLI hasn't completely Yeah, maybe you have another point.
Speaker 2: I've got so many points. You have no idea?
Speaker 3: You want to just make one?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 3: Sure, No, I'm sure I've got a point. Hang on,
Speaker 3: what's my point? What is your point?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: The point is that it's not so much the heat,
Speaker 2: it's more than humidity.
Speaker 3: Yes, and there's the close of music, perfect time. He
Speaker 3: just had to get his point out.
Speaker 2: I really that was great, Michelle.
Speaker 3: We called us in the car when we had the
Speaker 3: planning meeting. He went, I just want to make I
Speaker 3: want to make sure my points broad across. You don't
Speaker 3: have to point out the lies. Every time there is one.
Speaker 2: I just think I have to because I never know
Speaker 2: how to respond to the fibbs.
Speaker 3: Just push on. Everyone else in the car has to
Speaker 3: laugh through it.
Speaker 6: Oh, so you want me to be one of those
Speaker 6: fake bitches in regional radio that just laughs at what
Speaker 6: the man says.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're so funny.
Speaker 3: Jim Dog Dog Badger, were flank steak? Really the show,
Speaker 3: it's always it's always an inanimate object, an animal and
Speaker 3: a white woman. Yeah, hang on, oh we had me Pengo, Badger,
Speaker 3: BlackBerry and kas.
Speaker 2: The woman doesn't get a name.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, she gets a whacky nickname.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Butterfly, but.
Speaker 3: Brownie Butt and the clamps. It's one person.
Speaker 6: Someone's very boring when they actually just have their full name,
Speaker 6: isn't it It is Robin, Terry and Bob.
Speaker 2: That's all their real name.
Speaker 3: That's so boring.
Speaker 2: What's the point?
Speaker 3: There is none there even Kyle and Jackie Oh Jackie
Speaker 3: O is not her real name. That's a fake name,
Speaker 3: true Jackie Oh.
Speaker 6: Whereas it's on Fitsy and Whipper's birth certificates that that's
Speaker 6: their name.
Speaker 3: Fits and Whipper. Yeah, I actually think that's the point.
Speaker 3: Every week let's no, I'm going to challenge you on
Speaker 3: that point to find a point. You do have a
Speaker 3: point point made?
Speaker 2: Now, I'm really self aware. I don't think we make
Speaker 2: many points. No, this show isn't a show for points,
Speaker 2: nay more to say things.
Speaker 4: Don't we But it's important to point it out when
Speaker 4: the point arises.
Speaker 3: Need to be pointed.
Speaker 2: Apparently Isabella was sleeping in the car.
Speaker 6: That's nice at first, but eventually settled in and went
Speaker 6: to sleep.
Speaker 3: Yet that checks out. I think that's probably the point.
Speaker 4: I think I would say that's the point.
Speaker 3: What are our thoughts on dot points? I'm a dot,
Speaker 3: I'm a dash. I do dash points? Oh like a
Speaker 3: little arrow? Oh yeah, what if you just.
Speaker 2: Use dicks at the top point. I'm seriously so confused.
Speaker 6: I've been doing little jottings this whole episode, and now
Speaker 6: my pen's gone.
Speaker 2: It's like, how could it just disappear like that?
Speaker 3: Where's my pen?
Speaker 2: I'm very stressed now, Croc sally in point, all right,
Speaker 2: let's go ye, where's my fucking pen? I won't leave
Speaker 2: until I found my pans.
Speaker 3: Think you've sat on it? Oh, it's in your hair
Speaker 3: like a chopstick?
Speaker 2: Is Oh?
Speaker 5: Like that?
Speaker 2: Could easily happen.
Speaker 7: Where is it?
Speaker 3: I actually think we can do this off the cloud, guys.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm depressed. I found another pen.
Speaker 6: I think, Okay, there we go, and that's the show.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine if I just acted like it was
Speaker 6: like a sore for it?
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, my depression just flats up
Speaker 3: during the day.
Speaker 2: Oh, like a headache.
Speaker 3: I couldn't take the elevator because of my depression. That's
Speaker 3: like when my grandfather died and then I'm sorry. I
Speaker 3: told her it's just ten years ago, and everyone said,
Speaker 3: how do you die? And I said he had candles
Speaker 3: because before he died, his medicine made him have cankles.
Speaker 3: And we were like laughing in the hospital, like look
Speaker 3: at Gonzo's cankles. We caught him Gonzo. And then I
Speaker 3: was like ten, So everyone's like, how did he die?
Speaker 3: Said in the end, it was just the Kenkels. And
Speaker 3: I truly sent that to everyone at school and they
Speaker 3: were like, well, really, do you watch your trip? I
Speaker 3: don't think, I like said through tears at school. Captain
Speaker 3: spoke for all and I believed it. That's that's the
Speaker 3: same Oh I thought you.
Speaker 2: Were It's sucking with people.
Speaker 3: No, I thought it was the kenkeles.
Speaker 2: Well was it? Then you're like I never followed up.
Speaker 3: No, he did have cankeles. So technically, I mean, how do.
Speaker 2: I think that can kill you?
Speaker 3: Well, it's like, how did Mitch Cherry die?
Speaker 2: Oh? Double chinned? I'm sure you could, yeah, but it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be the double chin specifically. You to be like
Speaker 2: some sort of.
Speaker 3: It's like when someone dies, Yeah, COVID and they got
Speaker 3: COVID killed them, but it was underlying issues?
Speaker 2: Did be that guy?
Speaker 6: What the underlying issues might have been there? But that
Speaker 6: makes them more vulnerable. You know, it's still a COVID death.
Speaker 2: I reckon you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, agree, added to the numbers. The number And
Speaker 3: that's the point.
Speaker 2: That was a point. It's been made a million times before.
Speaker 4: It's still a point.
Speaker 3: It's got to be said.
Speaker 2: Why are you standing up?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Actually I quite like it pretty tall
Speaker 3: though I have to like to pull the mic up.
Speaker 2: Told you it's good.
Speaker 3: Should we start talking to them like we're at a conference?
Speaker 3: Can you hear me like this?
Speaker 2: Probably kind of No, it's like a front face.
Speaker 3: Have you broke I just snapped it?
Speaker 2: You just snapped your microphone. You should have just left
Speaker 2: it alone.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what are you going to do? Don't matter,
Speaker 3: it's broken.
Speaker 6: I feel like I don't want to sound like your mother.
Speaker 6: But don't play with it. You'll break it now. The yeah,
Speaker 6: so the studio is literally falling apart.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 2: The whole building is so am I we all are.
Speaker 6: Don't piggyback off my fucking misery. Who was it in
Speaker 6: that interview that was like, I think we're all good dancers.
Speaker 3: Oh Victorious, Victoria, Justice Samon are on a grande singing
Speaker 3: on No, I think we're all good series.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever it was. Jenne's like, I think we're all miserable.
Speaker 3: She's not wrong. All right, let's go over run. I
Speaker 3: actually have to go do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my staff and told me that you shouldn't tell
Speaker 6: me that. Now I'm gonna make it go even longer.
Speaker 2: I have some points.
Speaker 3: I'll just wrap this up. Menu'll override.
Speaker 2: I can talk over music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: But the poor listeners they love it, do the Yeah,
Speaker 3: our show sounds great cause I got that new RAB
Speaker 3: four almost send in like a bigger car. We sound
Speaker 3: good four, Just so you know, cool?
Speaker 2: What's your point?
Speaker 3: That's the point? Ah, yeah, ship point, you know that
Speaker 3: is the point.
Speaker 2: That's my pen.
Speaker 3: That's my pen.
Speaker 2: You motherfucker?
Speaker 3: Am I musing it the whole show? No, I have no, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: I've been writing notes the whole show. I knew you
Speaker 3: were going to say that.
Speaker 2: Prav it.
Speaker 3: It's been bitten by me and it's got e wax
Speaker 3: on it because it was in my ear hole.
Speaker 2: That it's the ear We hope this podcast may defeel
Speaker 2: at least two percent better today, if that's it all possible.
Speaker 3: On that note, you got it, Jenna, I'll be gross
Speaker 3: and then that makes him uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Hey, but was wester?
Speaker 5: So we do?
Speaker 3: Oh so we do? All right, We'll see you next week,
Speaker 3: five stars. Leave a review, send us an is it
Speaker 3: just you? Ye're actually you know what, Go and do
Speaker 3: it now. If you've got a message, just me of
Speaker 3: your own now right now, because at the end of
Speaker 3: the day, that's the point, is it, Jenna? I do
Speaker 3: pulled the music down?
Speaker 7: What was that?
Speaker 3: That's the point? That's the point, that is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Hit us up at a couple of miches. What's
Speaker 2: your point?
Speaker 3: What's your point?
Speaker 5: What you know?
Speaker 3: What we could change the show from? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: What's the point?
Speaker 2: You know, we call it the point?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And then if we go we go
Speaker 3: the point is the point? We could just rebrand I
Speaker 3: like that, but then you have.
Speaker 2: To backtrack the whole thing. You start with the point
Speaker 2: and then explain it is that.
Speaker 6: It's like coming of a conclusion. That's like starting an
Speaker 6: essay with a conclusion. Yea, So it should be what's
Speaker 6: the point if I did every essay starting with inconclusion?
Speaker 3: So you could say with what's the point of airplane food?
Speaker 3: And then you discuss I don't know, We've got maybe
Speaker 3: just leave it at it. You're under something good here.
Speaker 3: Everybody have a shower and you'll get a good idea
Speaker 3: coming to you. All right, we'll see you next week.
Speaker 3: Love you all.
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