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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian, no Common Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know, during the day, you've got eighteen different sort

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Speaker 2: of hard drives in your head. You're like this, I've

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Speaker 2: got to do that, and you're not. You're doing something,

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Speaker 2: you're not really doing it a hundred percent. I try

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Speaker 2: to get into somebody else's car that I thought was mine,

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Speaker 2: and the guy was with his young and can I

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Speaker 2: help you, matey?

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Speaker 3: Such a monthly minds actually sounded to look like her confusedly.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't even aggressive.

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Speaker 2: I think he felt like this guy, this guy's got

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Speaker 2: something going on, you know, And he did that thing

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Speaker 2: with staughs away, sort of moved up behind him like

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Speaker 2: I might.

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Speaker 4: Be so.

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Speaker 3: I felt so bad.

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Speaker 5: Genius Smorry Einstein Genius of the Week, Christian.

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Speaker 2: Anyone that sticks their hand into a Pringles tube should

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Speaker 2: be nominated for Genius a week. Everyone knows you're gonna

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Speaker 2: just tip it up and get the chips out right. No,

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Speaker 2: not when it's down there, Because you do that, you

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Speaker 2: get all that debris.

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Speaker 3: You get the crumb, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Up into your mouth like a funnel.

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Speaker 3: You're not putting full prince straight into the mouth.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, no, no, no, no standards Standardsnesday I.

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Speaker 3: Am proud to be called such a thing like a

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Speaker 3: spray from Sam Kerr.

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Speaker 6: Then, ah, everyone knows already that yesterday you didn't want

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Speaker 6: to repeat.

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Speaker 5: What Sam was the different context, different, different context.

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Speaker 3: When it comes to chips we got called we won't mouth.

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Speaker 3: I've got this image. Now, Patsy off the show forcing us.

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Speaker 7: They make.

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Speaker 3: When it comes to chips us.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you should have kept that for the six o'clock hour.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, sorry, no, it's eight seventeen. The pacing isn't

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Speaker 3: the problem.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Patsy's nominated herself with that rate for the week.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to the callers. Lara, good morning.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian, I am your genius of the week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what have you done? Well?

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Speaker 6: I get up and go to the gym before work

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Speaker 6: in the morning, So it's about five am. I get

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Speaker 6: out to my car, open the door, pitch black, sit down.

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Speaker 6: Thirty seconds later I realized I'm in the passenger seat

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Speaker 6: waiting for someone to drive me.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, yeah, you just got all going on

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Speaker 2: that drop down list in your heads.

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Speaker 3: You're not really aware of what you're doing.

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Speaker 6: No, And it wasn't a short amount of time either.

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Speaker 6: And then I had to do the awkward open the door,

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Speaker 6: shuffle around to the other side. Thankfully it's still really

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Speaker 6: dark by ones around.

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Speaker 3: Love that one.

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Speaker 2: Laura, thank you very much. Have a great weekend. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Tania now. Good morning, Tanya, good morning.

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Speaker 6: I'm actually the genius of the week.

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Speaker 3: What have you done.

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Speaker 7: We were having dinner the other night and I was

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Speaker 7: getting frustrated because the table was just wobbling.

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Speaker 4: Kids are driving me in that.

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Speaker 6: So I go and chuck up the table bill bloody wobbling.

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Speaker 8: So I moved a bit of cardboard again and I

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Speaker 8: couldn't work out why it wasn't working.

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Speaker 6: And Hubby to the rest of it, comes over and goes,

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Speaker 6: you actually chopped up the chair leg.

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Speaker 3: Wrong leg? Yeah, okay, hey, Tanya, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: She called. Let's go to Luke. Good morning, Luke, good morning.

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Speaker 7: How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good Luke and Luke? Why are you this week?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: My daughter's the journeus of the week. I asked it.

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Speaker 4: I put the washing machine on and put.

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Speaker 1: Some soap in it, and she managed to put the

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Speaker 1: soap in the clothes dryer and phone closed dry off.

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Speaker 3: So we've put the phone in there.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Every Friday.

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Speaker 2: On the show, we'd have to share and own the silly,

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Speaker 2: dumb things we do during the week.

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Speaker 3: Have we called it genius the week? Why are you genius?

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Speaker 3: This week?

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one four three. Ben's a genius

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Speaker 2: this week? My work told me that they booked a

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Speaker 2: flight for me on Thursday. My wife took the day

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Speaker 2: off work to take me to the airport. That's a

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Speaker 2: lovely thing to do. I should have checked if the

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Speaker 2: ticket was next Thursday or this Thursday. I think I'll

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Speaker 2: be taking uber next week when the flight is. Wife's

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Speaker 2: not talking to me.

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Speaker 3: I've been to the I've been done exactly that. I've

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Speaker 3: been to the airport a week earlier.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and you get to the nurse and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 6: this is next Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: I just want to do a dry run. Check my timings.

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Speaker 1: Nikki, Hello Nikki, Hi Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, Nicki. I hope you had a good week.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for cooling the show. Now what have you done? Mate?

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Speaker 3: What happened this week? Why are you genius?

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Speaker 7: I'm definitely your genius of the week. I'm a sale threat.

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Speaker 7: So I pulled up out the front of my pharmacy

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Speaker 7: that I was calling on and got to have the car,

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Speaker 7: went in, did my call in the pharmacy, came back out,

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Speaker 7: got in my car, got my laptop out, was putting

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Speaker 7: the order into the on the laptop, sitting there for

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Speaker 7: about twenty minutes, finished my order, went to put my

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Speaker 7: laptop in the back of the car. Realized I was

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Speaker 7: in someone else's car. There was a baby seat in

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Speaker 7: the mat.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so I had to get there.

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Speaker 2: And she looks like she's really busy hard process that

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Speaker 2: order and give them an invoice number, and they have

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Speaker 2: to finished her tasks.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I got everything done. Turned around there the baby seat.

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Speaker 2: I thought, I've got a couple quite call to making

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Speaker 2: a zoom. Are you're okay? Just to get a drink

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Speaker 2: or something? Thank you? Maybe people should hire out office,

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Speaker 2: respect a hot sharing your car's part somewhere for an

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Speaker 2: hour or two.

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Speaker 3: Can someone use it?

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Speaker 2: I love the idea of having a meeting with someone.

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Speaker 2: You're getting him from two sides of the car. Hello Derek,

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Speaker 2: Hello Malcolm. Now we've got this for half an hour,

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Speaker 2: and then she needs to go and pick up some

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Speaker 2: dry cleaning.

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Speaker 3: Nikki, that's a great one. Very funny. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Have a lovely weekend, Holly.

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Speaker 8: Hi Christian, I'm definitely your genius of the week.

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Speaker 3: What have you done?

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Speaker 8: I'll let me say the same for you. So it's

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Speaker 8: teak hour, Melbourne Central Station, really long escalator, wearing a

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Speaker 8: nice shirt on my way to work and a max

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Speaker 8: skirt with an elastic waist. It's really comfortable. I get

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Speaker 8: to the top of the escalator, my skirt gets stuck

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Speaker 8: in the escalator. I think you can see where I'm

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Speaker 8: going this nice comfortable elastic waste mate, So.

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Speaker 4: It just gets sucked right off.

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Speaker 8: In a split second, the whole escalator gets jammed with

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Speaker 8: my skirt. So I'm standing at the top of the

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Speaker 8: escalator takeour Melbourne Central Station stop escalator in my.

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Speaker 3: Underpair, basically doing an impromptu strip tease.

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Speaker 1: Yeah wow, what will you do?

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Speaker 3: All right? What what do you do? What did you do? Holly?

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Speaker 3: What happened next?

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Speaker 8: Real very nice man. He gave me his jacket to

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Speaker 8: tire out our way.

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Speaker 3: That is the acts of a gentleman.

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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, And then I went to work in a

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Speaker 8: in a skirt.

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Speaker 4: That was.

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Speaker 3: She's in the es. Later she got gone again. It's

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Speaker 3: never ending for this poor woman. We'll get you out,

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Speaker 3: don't worry.

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Speaker 2: Down to Melbourne Central all units, Sarah, good morning, Good

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Speaker 2: morning Christian.

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Speaker 4: My husband I think is your genius of the week.

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Speaker 3: What's he done?

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Speaker 4: He lost his reading glasses, super frustrated looking for ages

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Speaker 4: and then he deduced that the local raven who lives

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Speaker 4: around our area must have stolen them.

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Speaker 2: Well in the Tower of London, I mean Magpie is

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Speaker 2: and also the local.

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Speaker 3: Is that local raven. He's been watching me. He's here

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Speaker 3: with a bad crowd.

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Speaker 6: He has a conspiracy local ravens.

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Speaker 3: That's great. Did he find the glasses?

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Speaker 4: I found the glasses down next to the cassage.

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Speaker 3: Cassic raven moved that exactly where subterfuge.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he probably did that poor woman's skirt as well.

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Speaker 2: These local ravens part of a bigger gang at the moment.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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