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Speaker 1: It's Billa Mordy.

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Speaker 2: Hope you're having a brilliant drive time. Last night Wolves

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Speaker 2: took a plane to Africa. He goes into the im

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Speaker 2: of celeb Jungle this week and you can watch you

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Speaker 2: on Channel ten Sunday night, or you can hear him

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Speaker 2: right now because he's broadcasting from honestly what looks like

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Speaker 2: a school portable.

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Speaker 1: I have.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea where I am. Quite genuinely, I

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Speaker 3: can just tell you I'm somewhere in South Africa because like.

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Speaker 2: Did you definitely because we were joking about this before,

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Speaker 2: like did they definitely take you to Africa? Because they

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Speaker 2: could have taken you anywhere?

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Speaker 3: I reckon, no, no, no, I knew I know where my

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Speaker 3: plan laid landed. Unless this has been a full like

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Speaker 3: mystery with airlines and stuff, I'm pretty sure my plane

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Speaker 3: landed in South Africa. And actually, I mean, I've got

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Speaker 3: so much I want to tell you when the plane

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Speaker 3: actually landed in South Africa. I can't say like the

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Speaker 3: town that I'm in or the city that I'm in,

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Speaker 3: but you know you're in South Africa as soon as

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Speaker 3: you're landing there because there were baboons on the tarmac.

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Speaker 2: Are you're kidding.

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Speaker 1: There was a family of baboons on the tarmac. As

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Speaker 1: we have to go on land the plane.

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Speaker 3: You have to you just have to win those situations.

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Speaker 3: Will go straight through the No, no, no, no, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: As the plane I'm joking, I'm joking. As the plane

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Speaker 3: got closer, the bat buron's just sort of clear. But

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Speaker 3: like you're looking at the window of these planes and

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Speaker 3: there's already a.

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Speaker 1: Batburn, so wow, totally wild.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Then your land and then that's when I'm straight into

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Speaker 3: the black doubt cars.

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Speaker 1: Bag over my heads.

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Speaker 3: They don't want me to know where I am anyway.

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Speaker 2: The head at the airport, so you get your bags

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Speaker 2: or whatever, and then you come out the other side.

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Speaker 2: There's a dude holding a whiteboard there with your name

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Speaker 2: on it and holding a Hessian sack that he's going

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Speaker 2: to put over your head.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bit more comfortable than that. But there

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Speaker 1: was a man called Showl.

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Speaker 3: He's like, oh, by the way, he calls me a

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Speaker 3: code name, so they don't even use my name. So

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Speaker 3: I'm what whiskey sour, So I'm just referred to as

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Speaker 3: whiskey Sour, which was actually it's been a really confusing

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Speaker 3: about everyone. Everyone who needs to drive me around. I'll

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Speaker 3: walk up to them and say hey, I'm Woody and

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Speaker 3: they go yeah, yeah, cool, not a problem. And then

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Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I think you're here to drive me

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Speaker 3: and they no, wood is here, and I'm like, whiskey Sour,

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Speaker 3: and it's like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, whiskey son with me. So it's really really confusing.

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Speaker 3: Even when I got picked up from the radio station

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Speaker 3: last night, the driver was just standing there and he

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Speaker 3: had he actually wasn't given a name, so there was

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Speaker 3: this weird Mexican standoff between the two of us as

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Speaker 3: we tried to figure.

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Speaker 1: Out if I was actually the one who was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be in his works in operations.

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Speaker 2: He has said he just saw you out and run

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Speaker 2: in the car last night, just yelling cocktail names at

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Speaker 2: a driver, and he was like, what is going on?

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Speaker 1: And what I was called on the beach is that?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure?

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Speaker 2: So you forgot what your codename was?

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Speaker 1: I totally forgot. I'm sure I was that so many times.

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Speaker 3: A Cosmopolitan NEGRONI no arslan black, that's a coffee order.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. I was absolutely nowhere anyway. So then I arrive

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Speaker 1: at this like villa in.

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Speaker 3: South Africa, and they really do take you to heaven

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Speaker 3: before they take you to hell, because this villa is

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Speaker 3: like amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's got a pool and we're in the middle of

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Speaker 1: a reserve.

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Speaker 2: You say we, who's we?

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Speaker 3: Well, when I got in there, there's Gary, who's.

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Speaker 2: Like the have you just have you just made up

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Speaker 2: his name because you've forgotten his name as well on

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Speaker 2: the rocks and you've just obviously forgotten.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: Gary is in there, and Gary is like my house manager.

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Speaker 3: And then I've got my chaperone tk uh. And then

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Speaker 3: there's a chef in there called Maurice's who's making me.

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Speaker 2: These delicious meals, so their own personalized chef.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Then there is Just in the kitchen and he's whipping

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Speaker 3: me out lunch, and then Gary's doing what Gary does,

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Speaker 3: and then t K is trying to explain everything that

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Speaker 3: we're going to do. So everywhere I go I have

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Speaker 3: to go with GK. GK needs to all clear everything.

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Speaker 3: So one of the first things.

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Speaker 2: I've got, let's go to a song. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: a song. I've got more questures for you out there.

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Speaker 2: Because Woods is live from Africa right now. He's broadcasting

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Speaker 2: from Africa's We're Going a song on the other side

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Speaker 2: more with Woody Live from Africa.

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Speaker 1: You listen with the moody I'm.

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Speaker 2: Slept, Get Me out of Here kicks off this Sunday,

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Speaker 2: Don't go anywhere. I can't believe you forgot your code,

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Speaker 2: dame mate, Like seriously, you probably had. You probably had

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Speaker 2: a sticky taped to your forehead or something. That's what

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Speaker 2: they needed to do. Whe the money Kiss