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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Going to Bomb Johnson arguably the most intimidating quiz player

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Speaker 2: about extraordinary guy. Yeah, incredible guy. He was a bomb

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Speaker 2: defuser for the airport air Force, not the airport. He

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Speaker 2: might have been at the airport ocasionally. Imagine if you're

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Speaker 2: in the air Force and occasionally you use a bomb

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Speaker 2: at the airport, probably it's almost implied.

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Speaker 3: Its almost implied.

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Speaker 4: Sorry about that, obviously. His most common isn't it bloody airport?

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Speaker 3: I'm at You're on airport for the next six months.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's your rotation.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to do a milk baked tell me incredible guy, though, honestly,

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Speaker 4: incredible guy.

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Speaker 3: Don't want to give it away, but yeah, he had

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Speaker 3: a very good quiz. He had a very very well,

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Speaker 3: very good one. There you go running.

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Speaker 5: Explaining though what he does when you pressed him on

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Speaker 5: you know, he actually clipped the blue wire, the red wire,

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Speaker 5: green wire. His explanation for that was some of the

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Speaker 5: best radio.

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Speaker 3: It was good stuff. I really enjoyed talking to him

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Speaker 3: just quickly. I know, you know, we're trying to be

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Speaker 3: a bit funny and whatever.

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Speaker 4: You made the snide comment that I would be the

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Speaker 4: worst person to take on a mission like that would

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Speaker 4: be why, like, honestly, name three reasons, three reasons why

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't be good under pressure in that situation.

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Speaker 3: Firstly, you'd panic. I don't think I would. I think

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Speaker 3: I'm generally pretty calm unless the celebrities around it's a

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Speaker 3: bomb going off.

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Speaker 6: I think.

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Speaker 2: I think if you're losing it for Delta Gudram, then

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Speaker 2: you're probably losing it when there's twenty seconds on the clock. Secondly,

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Speaker 2: you wouldn't be able to talk about the actual thing

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Speaker 2: that we'd be talking about, because like I'd say, hey,

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Speaker 2: would you want to out the green wire the red wire?

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Speaker 3: And you'd be like, oh, funny thing about the red wires?

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Speaker 2: Actually will and then you go on a tangent and

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Speaker 2: then we'd waste time rather than difusing the bob. And Thirdly,

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Speaker 2: because because of your imagine, your hair would become a

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Speaker 2: hazard and.

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Speaker 3: So we'd have to get your hair net.

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Speaker 2: And I think if I was in the Air Force

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Speaker 2: with you and you're walking around with the hair net,

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Speaker 2: then you know.

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Speaker 3: People will probably bully me. Yeah, there's a three. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: not fair enough, Joel, You agree with those sentiments?

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, how you feel about this, Do you

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Speaker 5: want to actually put it to the test and see

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Speaker 5: if he can pick a color in nine seconds.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I'm not talking about diffusing, actual bomb or anythother.

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Speaker 3: Just just pick a color. Okay, green, great, green? Hit

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Speaker 3: the green for sure? Okay, it's green, green? Red? No green. Wow.

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Speaker 3: When you think about it.

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Speaker 7: I.

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Speaker 3: Know it's a hypothetical. I just put myself in there.

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Speaker 4: I put myself in it and imagine if you're invent

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Speaker 4: cl and you'd be like, no, could be the red.

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Speaker 3: No, there was zero consequences, highly anxious, it was zero. God,

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Speaker 3: it just proved it. Yeah, okay, fair enough. Wow, I'm stressed.

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Speaker 3: It was just it was just nothing could have gone.

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Speaker 3: Joel looked at me and was like, are you sure.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, that was oh God,

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Speaker 3: very fun. Friday guy, So enjoy it. Will see you

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Speaker 3: on Monday.

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Speaker 8: You get to hear the best of our worst rejected ideas.

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Speaker 9: Okay, green, it's will.

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Speaker 1: And woodies rejected ideas.

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Speaker 4: We pitched far too many good ideas. Will I notoriously

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Speaker 4: pitch hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. Unfortunately, you guys here

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Speaker 4: just a minute fraction of those ideas. So will every

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Speaker 4: single Friday, we get to repitch one of the ideas

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Speaker 4: that didn't make the show this week.

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Speaker 3: I will let you kick things off. Yes, thanks Mane.

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Speaker 3: I'm on a bit of a streak at the moment.

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Speaker 3: I don't mean to brag, but.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is probably the one part of my life

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Speaker 2: that you beat me in canes. So look, I've brought

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Speaker 2: in apart from you know who's got the radio legs

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Speaker 2: you beat me again. Now I've brought in a little

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Speaker 2: bit of ammo today because I have lost a few,

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Speaker 2: lost a few, lost a fun in a right.

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Speaker 3: So today.

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Speaker 2: Rather than me doing the pitch, yeah, I've got a

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Speaker 2: text message from somebody that we both know the other

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Speaker 2: day and they said to me, will Will Will My boy,

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Speaker 2: I've been listening to the show. You haven't won who

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Speaker 2: rejected ideas pitch against Woody in weeks?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get me on. I've got a great pitch. Oh nice,

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Speaker 3: I like this. You need to help? Yeah, great, appreciate that.

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Speaker 2: So, without further ado, the person to pitch our idea

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Speaker 2: is our former digital producer, The Wiz.

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Speaker 3: The Wizard's Wiz. Jesus, what are you doing. You're hacking

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Speaker 3: the main frame of something Wizard.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I just in your bank account this morning.

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Speaker 4: But it's been a tough.

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Speaker 3: Da Wizard.

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Speaker 6: So I've got I've got what I think might be

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Speaker 6: a bit of a streak ender and what might hurt

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Speaker 6: the most of you Woodrow. This is this is going

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Speaker 6: to scratch you right where you witch. The pitch is

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Speaker 6: the riskiest place you've taken a number two?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Now is there a story to support this pitch? Wizard?

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Speaker 6: Of course, I've got a I've got a story for

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Speaker 6: the boys.

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Speaker 3: Got a story in the whole I'm hankering he's got

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Speaker 3: a story in the whole. Start.

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Speaker 2: That's my pitch, Now, the Wizard, I'm going to pull

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Speaker 2: the Wizard's phone line down.

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Speaker 3: Now I've got a few.

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Speaker 2: Stories to Okay, Well, you get to hear his story

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Speaker 2: and tell your story if you choose my topic.

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Speaker 3: Of course, we're doing your topic. This topic is the dream.

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Speaker 2: Great, we're gonna go to a song then third and

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Speaker 2: one sixty five that's the topic from rejected ideas.

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Speaker 8: We Wiz will tell his story. Give us a call.

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Speaker 2: What's the riskiest place you've ever taken a number two?

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Speaker 2: Australia will take your calls up next Welling Wi time

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Speaker 2: for our rejected ideas.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great idea, it's Will and Woody's rejected ideas.

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Speaker 8: Woods You and I pitch a lot of ideas.

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Speaker 2: Obviously not all of them can make the show, but

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Speaker 2: the producers grant us the grace of ten to fifteen minute.

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Speaker 3: We're not on a Friday where we get to throw.

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Speaker 2: Up the best of our worst ideas from the week,

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Speaker 2: the ideas that didn't make the show. And this week

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Speaker 2: we've actually gone with a pitch from a friend of ours,

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Speaker 2: mutual friend of ours, the formal digital producer, former digital

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Speaker 2: producer of the Wiz, who.

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Speaker 8: Joins us on the phone right now the back. Welcome

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Speaker 8: back to the Wizard.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, my boys.

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Speaker 4: Now once a bigger and better things since the show.

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Speaker 4: You're on an avocado orchard, I believe, Wizard.

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Speaker 6: Yes, avocado grove. Actually excuse me, excuse me, but yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm out here doing some some real honest work.

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Speaker 3: We're running some sort of a racket down this and

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Speaker 3: you're on a good wicked here. You're on a good

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Speaker 8: Let's get back to so what what's what's your topic today,

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Speaker 8: the Wizard.

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Speaker 6: So we're talking riskiest place you've taken a number two.

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Speaker 2: Riskiest place you don't one six five. If you've got

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Speaker 2: a story, We're going to get the Wizards story at

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Speaker 2: the end, so we will cross back to you on

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Speaker 2: a seat whiz. But we've got Ash, who's called on

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Speaker 2: thirty one and six five? Ash, what's the riskiest place

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Speaker 2: you've taken a number two?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Well, Mike just just rocked up to the job site

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Speaker 3: In the middle of the work site on the street.

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Speaker 7: I didn't even get that far.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So straight bug, straight bugs. Where we're at the moment,

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Speaker 4: I think I'll be able to it is It is

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Speaker 4: a crude topic, isn't it? This survival?

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Speaker 3: What do you think it's gonna happen? The real primal

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Speaker 4: I'll throw one in the mixer here, I keep it clean.

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Speaker 4: It's possible, obviously, But I was in Rio Rio de

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and if anyone has been to.

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Speaker 4: Coba Cabana Beach, you would know that that is the

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Speaker 3: There are literally like a million people on the beach.

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Speaker 2: This is New Years this is New Year's Day when

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Speaker 2: Wood Jr. Might have been conceived.

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Speaker 4: So I'm on the beach and I'm particularly hung over.

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Speaker 4: And I'm sitting on the beach and obviously the Panada

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Speaker 4: Swim and there would have been one hundred people in

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Speaker 12: To as I caught away. You got the way I

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Speaker 12: wavy that day as well. Kelly and Turf for the boys.

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Speaker 2: Kelly is called up, Kelly, what's the riskiest place you've

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Speaker 9: Okay, not me.

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Speaker 11: I just needed to know this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no worries, mate.

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Speaker 13: Stories My friend were camping for New Ye's Eve and

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Speaker 13: there's Fanilei's all around this camp spot and he decided

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Speaker 13: he wanted to have a poo in the river.

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Speaker 9: Let alone.

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Speaker 13: The way the river was going, it actually go like

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Speaker 13: crazy and like jumped out.

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Speaker 1: Of the water.

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Speaker 4: I was disgusting downstream, did he You've always got to

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Speaker 4: check the Karen.

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Speaker 3: You've got to check the carrot.

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Speaker 2: Oh, let's let's go to Karen on dit Karen. We're

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Speaker 2: talking the riskiest place you've taken a number two.

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Speaker 13: So I was a child. So this was actually when

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Speaker 13: one of the major shopping centers in Sydney, running out

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Speaker 13: the front doors into the car park and literally getting

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Speaker 13: three steps pulling.

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Speaker 6: My pants down during.

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Speaker 13: I still go to that shopping center and every time

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Speaker 13: I see the spot.

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Speaker 3: Is it still there?

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Speaker 2: Have they got the chalk on the ground like a

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Speaker 2: dead body of the poop bending everywhere?

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Speaker 3: Don't let her in the shop. You've seen this woman.

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Speaker 2: Oh now, let's cross back to the Wizard, the man

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Speaker 2: who started all this off, our former digital producer who's

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Speaker 2: crossing to us live from.

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Speaker 3: An avocado plantation. The Wiz.

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Speaker 2: The riskiest place you've taken a poo, your topic, mate,

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Speaker 6: Right, boys, here we go and Australia listening. So I'll

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Speaker 6: as we call them in the industry, crocodile legs. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So I'm picking these crocodile legs by this town.

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Speaker 6: What happens is if you do need to take a

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Speaker 6: It's a real inconvenience. It's embarrassing, and like the manager's

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Speaker 3: Go I regret crossing bag to you.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast Stop in second gear

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Speaker 1: a Dad fix or fix it All thanks to Dai Copy.

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Speaker 3: Truliussius Toys Dwaine.

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Speaker 4: Today we've got Dwayne and Dwayne. There are thirty seconds

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Speaker 4: on the clock. You got to get ten questions right.

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Speaker 4: We've got to take your first answer first. And if

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Speaker 4: there for you. Now, Dwayne, I'm going to make an

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Speaker 4: assumption here. I don't reckon You're very nervous, mate, because

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Speaker 4: your nine to five is bomb disposal technician wild Dwayne. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's a pretty nledge job. So you so there's a

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, we're trying to do that.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely bloody hell you said, we're trying to do that.

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Speaker 2: Like the obvious ans there is yes that The political,

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Speaker 2: well drilled answer is we're trying to do that. Quick

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Speaker 2: question everyone's thinking of, Dwayne, you cut in the green

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Speaker 2: wire the red wire?

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Speaker 7: Um, I'll probably just shoot it, to be honest, I

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Speaker 3: And that's why you're trained, Dwayne.

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Speaker 2: That is probably the most boss piece of audio that

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Speaker 3: I would shoot a bomb shoot.

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Speaker 8: I'll tell you what, mate, I'm glad that we put

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Speaker 8: all that.

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Speaker 3: Money into defense force training because who doesn't want somebody

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Speaker 2: That's good stuff. All right, let's do it, mate, thirty

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 7: I'm ready to roll?

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Speaker 3: Can you say fire in the hole for me?

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Speaker 6: Hell?

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Speaker 3: Huge, Dwyne? How good that? So good.

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Speaker 4: I'm all jacked out. Just want to get in there

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Speaker 4: with you, Dwine. But I'm not trained, so.

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Speaker 3: Get in were just don't get into Dwayne.

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Speaker 2: I mean, let me just confirm us with the last

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Speaker 2: person you would want next to you when diffusing a

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely about it.

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Speaker 3: That'd be a good chat, you know, for the small

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Speaker 3: talk on the way. What would you say? I'd take

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Speaker 7: Would you go?

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Speaker 3: I'd just be like, how's the wife, how's the kids doing?

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Speaker 3: Did you have a wife and kids? Dyne?

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Speaker 13: I do?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: There we go a chat there, get a chat there?

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Speaker 3: What are you Dwayne? The crime fighting j Dwyane? Let's

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Speaker 3: do it mate? What's your go what's your go to? Friday?

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Speaker 3: And knock off drink? What chocolate bar? Does the milkie bar?

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Speaker 3: Kid love?

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Speaker 2: What's three plus three divided by three? Name one country

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Speaker 2: the blobs in the UK? Is Kayla superfood? Is Kayla superfood?

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Speaker 13: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Name something that could happen if you run in stilettos?

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Speaker 8: How many years in half a century?

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Speaker 3: What chain is Paris Hilton? Link to what animal sleeps

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Speaker 3: upside down?

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Speaker 10: But?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow?

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Speaker 8: Okay, now really interesting stuff here.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think it's really interesting stuff because you totally

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Speaker 4: cooked a question. You mumbled all over it, and I

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Speaker 4: think if we took that mumble out, Dwayne the bombed

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Speaker 3: Dwayne the bomb Johnson.

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Speaker 10: Good.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, Dwayne the bomb Johnson would have got the

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Speaker 2: So the question was, is Kayla's superfood? Was that the

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Speaker 3: And you repeated the question and then he thought he said, Kayla.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought the same thing, Dwayne. I thought the

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Speaker 4: is totally wild, Dwayne. I was here waiting for you

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Speaker 4: the crime fighting jury, that is, Dwayne and Woody didn't

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Speaker 3: Though, And I love that about you.

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Speaker 2: So that means if are you saying he gets another question,

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Speaker 2: I'm saying he gets the five bucks?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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Speaker 3: Was that the tenth question? That was the ninth question?

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Speaker 3: Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: So I have to throw outside of the used just to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think he should.

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Speaker 1: Yep, absolutely wow.

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Speaker 3: Nobody saw that coming. This is massive.

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Speaker 4: Do you ever like a ticking bomb sound effect or

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ticking bombs. We have got it. We've got a

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Speaker 2: Come on, he's screwed the perch at the opportune time.

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Speaker 2: Get going there, Geldo speaking about man working under pressure,

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Speaker 2: You should you could be difusing a bomb right now, mate,

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Speaker 2: Look at your green wire red wire over there.

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Speaker 7: Generally we don't like hearing a bomb going off those Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we shouldn't atramatic.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna give me the final question here on

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Speaker 2: the sheet, Dwayne the bomb Johnson, are.

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Speaker 3: You ready to go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Mate, Okay, the final question here on the sheet

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Speaker 2: is give me one thing you've enjoyed doing today.

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Speaker 6: Working dwine.

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Speaker 9: Yep, you wont five hundred bars?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Fine, goods that fine, that's awesome. What are you

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Speaker 7: Oh, I don't know. It's probably do something nice for

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Speaker 2: Well, congratulations man, like you're in the air force, Thanks

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Speaker 2: again for all the work that you do, putting you

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Speaker 2: and like genuinely like we say it's a lot of servicemen.

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Speaker 3: Thanks so much for helping out.

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Speaker 2: But you do only genuinely on the front line with

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Speaker 2: on behalf of me and Woody and the rest of

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Speaker 2: the country. Thank you very much, really appreciate pleasure. Five

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks for you. Could you give me a quick

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Speaker 2: favorite Dwayne's little present for me? Can you do me

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Speaker 2: a favorit and just say sucket Woody.

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Speaker 4: Sucket Woody.

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Speaker 3: It didn't make sense.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's sign for glove box.

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Speaker 4: What we tell you what your job is based on?

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Speaker 4: What is in your glove box?

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Speaker 3: All real, all real, No.

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Speaker 4: Trickery here, just wizardry. Let's go to Louisa here, Hi Louisa,

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Speaker 4: Hi Louisa.

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Speaker 3: What's in your glove box? So I've got a mask,

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Speaker 3: ye standard.

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Speaker 13: A mouth, a mouth retractor.

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Speaker 3: A mouth retractor, real quick? What's a mouth retractor?

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Speaker 11: So it like holds open your mouth, you know in

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Speaker 2: No, you mean like something that people would only use

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Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe everyone else is in your glove box.

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Speaker 11: And some tissue.

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Speaker 3: Do we need to hear what?

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Speaker 2: Maybe some I think you might have given up the

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Speaker 2: ultimate clue there, Louisa, are you a dentist.

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Speaker 13: I'm in the dental industry.

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Speaker 2: On the technicality, I mean sometimes, I mean those a

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Speaker 3: I'm almost a little bit annoyed that Luisa got put

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Speaker 2: Doesn't showcase the great problem solving that is glovebox.

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Speaker 4: I feel that is true, and we like to flex here,

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Speaker 4: but hey, it's nice to be warm, you know, nice

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Speaker 3: Let's got to Nicola here, Nicola, what's in your glove box?

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Speaker 9: Why?

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Speaker 6: Charger and snacks?

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Speaker 3: Snacks?

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Speaker 6: Snack?

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Speaker 3: What sort of snacks?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, like cheese and crackers, postcorn.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of snacks. Wow, why would she sorry?

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Speaker 4: Any you consuming said snacks?

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Speaker 11: I think that's going to give it away if I

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Speaker 3: Totally fair enough, totally fair enough.

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Speaker 2: We did just have a little bit of a Dorothy

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Speaker 2: Dixon woods, So we're not going to double down on

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Speaker 2: the DIXI let's get let's put our brains.

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Speaker 3: To work here. She's got cheese and crackers, in there

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Speaker 3: and she's got wipes.

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Speaker 10: So was she like it?

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Speaker 4: I mean think like I want to like caterer, but

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Speaker 2: The cater would have a van, you'd think so. So

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Speaker 3: A bit of overflow from is it a refrigerated glove box?

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Speaker 2: And Nicola, no, who else has got snacks?

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Speaker 3: People are on the road for a while. People are

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Speaker 3: she's consuming the snake. She's got lunch on the road. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're a delivery driving Nicole.

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Speaker 6: No, Nicola, what I so?

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Speaker 11: I work in retail slash stay at home mom, and

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Speaker 11: we were going.

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Speaker 2: To get that from cheese and crackers? I mean, christ guys,

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Speaker 2: it's it's we're magicians. We're not genies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, you know, bloody hell outrageo Le's deities. We're

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Speaker 3: not God's in here.

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Speaker 4: No, would never call ourselves gods anyway, and then people

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Speaker 4: want to think we're gods, then we would call ourselves.

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Speaker 3: That's got Veronica, Veronica, what's in your fox?

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Speaker 10: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Guys?

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Speaker 2: So I've got some subway serviet, Yes, specific nask I

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Speaker 2: always give you too many servietes at subway.

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Speaker 3: Always it's a good call. The wise man keeps them.

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Speaker 11: Go on subway serviet coconut lotion. Got some a birthday card,

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Speaker 11: some money in it, and I have some plastic gloves

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Speaker 11: birthday Okay.

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Speaker 4: The obvious answer is obviously that she works at subway,

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Speaker 4: like plastic gloves. Those you know, those sandwich artists, they

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Speaker 4: wear the glovests, the artists, coconut lotion, bit rogue, birthday card.

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Speaker 2: It was just you might get thouds and island dressing

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Speaker 2: and a bit of coconut lotion.

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Speaker 3: Know, I haven't been a subway in a while. That

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Speaker 3: might be a thing.

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Speaker 2: You might be able to shmear your chicken with a

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Speaker 2: bit of coconut the new tropical.

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Speaker 3: But is it too obvious? Is it too obvious?

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Speaker 2: Or subway serviettes, plastic gloves, coconut loation.

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Speaker 4: Hand sanitizer, like like, why would you why would you

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Speaker 4: specifically just have subway servietes unless you's just smashing.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what I said, This is subway SERVI I said,

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Speaker 2: I keep them. I used to keep them because we

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Speaker 2: used to get used to get too many of you.

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Speaker 2: Here's here's what I'll put to you. When did we

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Speaker 2: eat the most subway we've ever eaten in our lives?

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Speaker 3: Uni? Yes, you think she's a student. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: she's hung up on us. Oh she realized she knew

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Speaker 3: we were The game was up? Call her hang up.

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Speaker 3: She's back, Veronica. Are you a student?

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Speaker 11: What was that?

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Speaker 3: You are a student? You're a UNI student? Yes, we trash you?

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Speaker 3: Don't you hang up on us? Trash you?

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: An unbelievable guest for your ears right now in Roxy decent.

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Speaker 8: Good afternoon, Roxy, you are our stambassad of the South.

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Speaker 3: Noon.

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Speaker 2: But before we get into watching Stan and wants to

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Speaker 2: watch on Stan, I just wanted to touch briefly on

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Speaker 2: you teaching your daughter the value of money. Oh god,

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Speaker 2: here we go with a five and a half thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars Valentino handbag.

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Speaker 10: Well, I don't wanted to lose her mobile phone, so

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Speaker 10: it's only right that she's got a handbag to put

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Speaker 10: it in.

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Speaker 9: Right, something sensible and good quality?

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Speaker 4: Are you a little bit worried Roxy about setting the

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Speaker 4: bar to because how old is your is?

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Speaker 3: Pixie?

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Speaker 9: Okay? But you have to we have to take ten

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Speaker 9: steps back.

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Speaker 10: This kid is the queen of fidgets, and this kid

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Speaker 10: will retire at ten years old so she can afford

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Speaker 10: the bag. In fact, she bought the bag for me

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Speaker 10: and for her.

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Speaker 8: She paid for the bags. You're nine and a half year.

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Speaker 9: Old, believe it.

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Speaker 3: Can you explain to me this fidgets fidget world into

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Speaker 3: all about it?

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Speaker 9: Okay?

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Speaker 10: So basically, fidgets were designed originally for kids who were

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Speaker 10: autistic or had learning difficulties, and the aim is just

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Speaker 10: to make them fidget so that they can focus on

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Speaker 10: what they're trying to learn.

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Speaker 3: The spinners, the fidget spinners.

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Speaker 10: Well it started with the fidget spinner and now it's

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Speaker 10: become puppets as well. So Pixie said to me, we've

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Speaker 10: got to do it, man, we've got to do it.

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Speaker 10: She said, I saw it on TikTok. So we did,

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Speaker 10: and we started with one shop in Sydney and now

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Speaker 10: we've got four shops. And when I say she is

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Speaker 10: going to retire at ten, quite literally, and she's the

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Speaker 10: bar of the Valentino backs.

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Speaker 2: Let you go, kids, if you start up a four

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Speaker 2: shop franchise, then you can have whatever you want.

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Speaker 8: Now, let's talk a little bit about Stan roxy some

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Speaker 8: big shows.

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Speaker 2: You obviously a stanm bassard of loving what they're doing

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Speaker 2: on Stan at the moment, I imagine you'd be a

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Speaker 2: huge fan of what's going on with the brand new

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Speaker 2: RuPaul's Drag Race down Under.

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Speaker 10: Well, yes, my alter ego is actually called co Cocaine. Yes,

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Speaker 10: it's an amazing show and I have to say I

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Speaker 10: had the opportunity to go to the premiere of it

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Speaker 10: in Sydney in the Opera House and it was actually

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Speaker 10: amazing to see how much work goes into these costumes.

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Speaker 10: It's just art, even the makeup, Like seriously, I would

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Speaker 10: have needed a spacheler to take that much off. But

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Speaker 10: it's an amazing show and the cast is amazing. Karen

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Speaker 10: from Finance Without Question is my absolute face. You know

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Speaker 10: what's really good about it is it's inclusive. You know,

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Speaker 10: it doesn't matter who you are, what you are, what

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Speaker 10: you want to be. The show's all about celebrating that,

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Speaker 10: and that for me, I think is a really important

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Speaker 10: thing that I'm trying to teach my own kids, because

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Speaker 10: you know, there's so much judgment. Everything I do, I

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Speaker 10: get into trouble for everyone needs to stop with their

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Speaker 10: opinions and just embrace whoever whatever.

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Speaker 9: And this show's you know, is fun.

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Speaker 10: I mean I watched it actually yesterday before I came

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Speaker 10: on someone stow to catch up on the last episode, and.

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Speaker 9: There are a lot of OMG moments.

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Speaker 10: So if you're looking for something easy, fun and you know,

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Speaker 10: just celebrating each and every person for who they are

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Speaker 10: and what they want to be, it's a great one.

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Speaker 8: Alright, Roxy, Thanks coming on pleasure.

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Speaker 9: Thanks guys.

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Speaker 1: Right, it's the Willam Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Just for your sake and for anybody else that's seen

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Speaker 2: the movie The Last Samurai. I just want to make

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Speaker 2: a quick reference here. If you haven't seen it, don't worry,

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Speaker 2: it'll blow over your heads. But at the final scene

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Speaker 2: of The Last Samurai, Tom Cruise charges a hill with

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Speaker 2: the Samurai. Yes, and the guys on the hill, the

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Speaker 2: Japanese Army have just been given machine guns.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, very very emotional scene.

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Speaker 2: And they wipe out all the Samurai. Tom Cruise is

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Speaker 2: the Final Samurai. A little bit of cultural appropriation, there,

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Speaker 2: no doubt, no doubt. Right now, in the spot that

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Speaker 2: we're about to do on radio, I'm the Japanese guy

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Speaker 2: on the hill with the machine guns?

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Speaker 3: Who am I next to you with the machine gun?

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Speaker 3: Am I your lieutenants? Who are we mowing down today?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 3: Oh, very good?

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Speaker 2: Now now now, so I only kick this off just

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Speaker 2: a reminder of the your greetings to celebrities is getting

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Speaker 2: increasingly nauseating.

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Speaker 3: You just to paint a little bit of a picture

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Speaker 3: of everyone. This.

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Speaker 2: This started a while ago when Cody Simpson was in here.

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Speaker 2: He was dating Miley Cyrus at the time, and he

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Speaker 2: took a video of us to send to Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you'll hear the moment when Woody is on the camera.

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Speaker 4: We've we've redone the photo of Miley putting her hand

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Speaker 4: down your pants there and you're now taking a photo

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Speaker 4: of that, Cody, which is great.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to send that to Miley? They just did?

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Speaker 11: What was that?

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Speaker 3: Maley? I can't listen to that, Maley. I don't know

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Speaker 3: what happened. It was paired with a shucker. Yeah, can

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Speaker 3: I add.

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Speaker 4: We've got vision of it somewhere, but hopefully that vision

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Speaker 4: has been deleted.

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Speaker 3: So we started with Miley.

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Speaker 2: That was the first one for a bit of context,

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Speaker 2: and then not even a couple of weeks ago, the

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Speaker 2: wonderful Delta Goodroom was touring the officers here, and I thought,

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Speaker 2: and I.

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Speaker 4: Thought, we were getting too friends status with Delta, where

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Speaker 4: we could calmly just well, clearly, this is not calmly.

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Speaker 3: If you if you greeted any of your friends like this,

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Speaker 3: I would consider at the end of the friendship, tell

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Speaker 3: the god, Hi Delta.

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Speaker 1: God.

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Speaker 3: That gets worse as well. What is the I don't

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Speaker 3: do that.

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Speaker 2: It has pointed out, has pointed out by Joel our

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Speaker 2: button pusher, as he was replaying the audio to his

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Speaker 2: wife in bed the other night.

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Speaker 3: You did say that listening to the boys at home

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Speaker 3: with my wife.

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Speaker 2: Fair enough, but you pointed out, really wonderful with that

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Speaker 2: bit of audio. Is almost the best part about that

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Speaker 2: is when he first sees Delta, and you'll hear he goes,

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Speaker 2: is that Delta good Room and then audibly his breath

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Speaker 2: quakes into the microphone.

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Speaker 3: Have listendom. It is nerves. God, every part of that's bad.

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Speaker 3: I hate that for you.

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Speaker 4: I get nervous. I get you know, I get nervous.

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Speaker 4: I get nervous. The funny thing is, and he would

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Speaker 4: there with me. I came out of the interaction and

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Speaker 4: I was like, I think I finally had an interaction

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Speaker 4: with a celebrity where I kept my cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well he didn't keep it cool. I didn't at

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Speaker 3: all in my head.

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Speaker 2: All right, So we've had a brand new one today

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Speaker 2: as well. Get a little bit of a drum roll.

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Speaker 2: A brand new one today.

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Speaker 3: Just happened. It was off Mike allbit.

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Speaker 2: But we just had Roxy Jusenko on the show, the

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Speaker 2: Queen of pr heself.

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Speaker 3: I was fine in that chat. I thought, I will

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Speaker 3: let the audio do the talking.

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Speaker 9: Oh that's better. Here's my boyfriend in the blue.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I did it again? I again? What happened?

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 2: Have we remixed it into the most famous kissing song

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Speaker 2: of all time?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Prince up now to finish things off in the woods

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Speaker 2: of to finish the Japanese machine gun stripe of your woods,

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Speaker 2: this time on a Friday after I'd like to throw

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Speaker 2: to one of our callers who said it's so aptly

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Speaker 2: the other day.

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Speaker 9: Back and Woody see what you're hearing.

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