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Australia's, hadn't finished, Australia's intern. 0:01:18.910 --> 0:01:20.130 Very good morning, everybody. 0:01:20.150 --> 0:01:20.929 Happy Monday. 0:01:21.620 --> 0:01:24.080 Now, listen, guys, before we get into the show, and 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:27.199 I want to hear all about your weekends, yesterday evening 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:31.720 I was swapping messages with producer Caitlin, and she said 0:01:31.819 --> 0:01:36.819 something on the message, which was TMI, and... If I 0:01:36.870 --> 0:01:38.740 need to hear it, you need to hear it as well. 0:01:39.130 --> 0:01:40.910 I haven't got a problem. A lot of people wear retainers. 0:01:41.410 --> 0:01:44.049 But please, if you're wearing a retainer, I don't need 0:01:44.069 --> 0:01:47.350 to know you're wearing a retainer. It's manky. It's not 0:01:47.370 --> 0:01:49.510 going to be gumming up your mouth. Have a listen 0:01:49.550 --> 0:01:52.170 to this. A new feature called Producers Say What? 0:01:52.410 --> 0:01:54.890 Excuse my voice. I have my teeth in. 0:01:54.910 --> 0:02:00.460 I have my teeth in. 0:02:01.139 --> 0:02:03.820 Isn't okay at the end of it. Once more, can 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:04.520 we hear this again? 0:02:05.290 --> 0:02:07.790 Excuse my voice. I have my teeth in. 0:02:09.470 --> 0:02:10.070 Take your teeth. 0:02:10.130 --> 0:02:10.950 Take them out then. 0:02:10.990 --> 0:02:11.440 Take them out. 0:02:11.450 --> 0:02:12.230 Take them out. 0:02:12.290 --> 0:02:15.880 You know you're speaking to me. Take them out. And 0:02:15.900 --> 0:02:17.740 you know what? We're in an audio world. You're going 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.800 to hear that. I don't need to know that bit. 0:02:20.140 --> 0:02:24.480 Edit yourself. Edit yourself, producer Caitlin. And also the teeth. 0:02:25.090 --> 0:02:26.610 And it was like night time. It was only like 0:02:26.630 --> 0:02:29.390 quarter to ten. Nine in the evening, put your teeth in. 0:02:30.150 --> 0:02:33.030 You know, at work as well, with her Invisalign, she'll go, oh, 0:02:33.050 --> 0:02:35.630 don't mind me, don't mind me, just before she eats it. And, like, 0:02:35.690 --> 0:02:38.940 takes all her poop out and puts this big, gross 0:02:39.060 --> 0:02:41.640 retainer just on the desk, just sitting. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:42.840 There, raw dung on the desk. 0:02:42.900 --> 0:02:45.660 You need a bougie case. You need a bougie case. 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:49.270 Discretion is needed here. However, I'm thinking with these days, 0:02:49.310 --> 0:02:51.940 so many of us wear retainers. maybe we should have 0:02:51.980 --> 0:02:55.360 a new quiz on the show called the retainer game. Well, 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.359 we ask you questions, but you've got to be in 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.810 and answer them in your retainer. And if we don't 0:03:00.830 --> 0:03:04.490 understand it, then they don't win the prizes. I think 0:03:04.530 --> 0:03:06.169 I want to try this later on this morning. How 0:03:06.210 --> 0:03:09.930 people can only call in if you're wearing a retainer. Patsy, 0:03:09.970 --> 0:03:12.470 I've got to say over the weekend, I saw the 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:17.660 beautiful photos of Andy Lee and Rebecca wedding in New 0:03:17.700 --> 0:03:20.670 York over the way. Also, uh, I saw our friend 0:03:20.710 --> 0:03:22.930 Jack Post had managed to wheedle his way out there. 0:03:23.610 --> 0:03:25.550 I wasn't sure, actually, when I saw his photos, whether 0:03:25.590 --> 0:03:28.570 he was part of the working group there, waiting on 0:03:28.590 --> 0:03:31.430 the tables, or he actually was there as a guest. 0:03:31.470 --> 0:03:34.250 But it looked incredible. But the other thing, you and Chris, 0:03:34.710 --> 0:03:36.480 on Friday's show, you were talking about how your friends 0:03:36.540 --> 0:03:38.860 got a boat and you were going out on it 0:03:38.980 --> 0:03:41.120 on Saturday. I saw the photo of you and Chris. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:41.980 You looked fantastic. 0:03:42.140 --> 0:03:44.680 Oh, we had the best night. We had so much fun. 0:03:44.700 --> 0:03:46.940 It was like, you know, when the parents are away. 0:03:47.450 --> 0:03:49.750 When parents go out and they haven't gone out in 0:03:49.790 --> 0:03:52.130 a while, it can get a bit crazy. 0:03:52.810 --> 0:03:53.590 It does go off. 0:03:53.650 --> 0:03:55.770 Maybe best it happens at sea that as well, so 0:03:55.790 --> 0:03:56.570 there isn't bystanders. 0:03:56.590 --> 0:03:57.290 No laws. 0:03:57.330 --> 0:04:01.470 Yes. No laws. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:03.780 We had so much fun. It was, you know, just 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.600 blowing some steam off. It was great fun. It was really, 0:04:06.620 --> 0:04:08.620 really great and just the most beautiful night out on 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:09.020 the water. 0:04:09.540 --> 0:04:10.880 It was fantastic. 0:04:10.940 --> 0:04:12.700 So what did you do? Were you eating on board? 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.840 Was it just drinks? Do you watch the sunset? It's 0:04:14.900 --> 0:04:15.670 a beautiful day. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.000 Oh, my goodness. The sunset was just perfect over St 0:04:19.020 --> 0:04:19.580 Kilda Pier. 0:04:19.620 --> 0:04:20.339 It was stunning. 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:24.630 But, yeah, just drinks and more drinks and some cheeses 0:04:24.690 --> 0:04:27.029 and then some beautiful– we did have dinner as well 0:04:27.690 --> 0:04:31.969 and dessert. So our friend Christopher– has got this– it's 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.970 a ship. It is just insane. 0:04:34.030 --> 0:04:34.990 It's beautiful. 0:04:35.750 --> 0:04:37.970 And, you know, we thought, oh, yeah, a boat, but 0:04:38.050 --> 0:04:40.050 it wasn't until we walked up. It's like, yeah, this 0:04:40.130 --> 0:04:42.190 is a boat. This is a fantastic boat. This is 0:04:42.220 --> 0:04:45.560 a good midlife crisis, and we'll happily take the dessert. 0:04:45.620 --> 0:04:48.460 So it was lovely, but just hadn't– so obviously we 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:51.020 knew Christopher and his partner, but didn't know pretty much 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.830 anyone else. So it was lovely just meeting a whole 0:04:53.870 --> 0:04:56.230 new group of people from all different backgrounds. It was 0:04:56.270 --> 0:04:59.190 a bit like Four Seasons meeting The Hangover. It was 0:04:59.210 --> 0:04:59.910 so much fun. 0:04:59.950 --> 0:05:02.390 You managed to just cast yourself straight in Four Seasons. 0:05:02.990 --> 0:05:05.170 You've got some of those beautiful people on TV. I 0:05:05.190 --> 0:05:06.510 just insert myself into the. 0:05:08.350 --> 0:05:08.690 Four Seasons. 0:05:08.710 --> 0:05:09.790 But it was fantastic fun. 0:05:09.850 --> 0:05:11.150 We're going to do it again. It was great. 0:05:11.890 --> 0:05:13.900 I want to say something. My suspicions were piqued a 0:05:13.890 --> 0:05:17.460 bit because often in The Sopranos and The Godfather, when 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.370 they go out on a boat trip, Someone has been whacked, 0:05:20.570 --> 0:05:23.740 that's it. Someone has been whacked and someone's been dropped 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:25.440 off St Kilda Marina. 0:05:25.820 --> 0:05:26.700 No, no. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:27.240 No. 0:05:27.260 --> 0:05:28.380 Some rival. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:28.600 No. 0:05:28.700 --> 0:05:31.279 It's nothing like that. It's nothing like that. 0:05:31.500 --> 0:05:34.850 Some employee somewhere didn't give you the right service and 0:05:34.910 --> 0:05:37.550 now they're going on a one-way trip. Out on the 0:05:37.590 --> 0:05:40.860 big boats with someone called Christopher. There was a key 0:05:40.900 --> 0:05:43.640 character called Cousin Christopher in The Sopranos. 0:05:43.860 --> 0:05:44.780 Oh, it was nothing like that. 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.529 I don't want this show to be part of your alibi, okay? 0:05:47.690 --> 0:05:49.250 Cement shoes. 0:05:49.350 --> 0:05:49.530 Yes. 0:05:50.230 --> 0:05:52.890 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.900 Intern Pete, how was your weekend, mate? Rate it out 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.120 of five. You had a good weekend? 0:05:57.300 --> 0:05:58.940 I'm going to say a three out of five, and 0:05:58.980 --> 0:06:00.900 I know that sounds negative, but it was actually a 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:03.240 pretty positive weekend. It was a busy weekend in Sydney. 0:06:03.260 --> 0:06:05.910 There was lots going on. The Everest races were on, 0:06:06.030 --> 0:06:08.370 but I've just realised this morning I'm just like you, Patsy. 0:06:08.430 --> 0:06:10.250 I'm boat people as well. I was having a bit 0:06:10.310 --> 0:06:11.349 of a boat moment myself. 0:06:11.770 --> 0:06:12.430 So relatable. 0:06:12.450 --> 0:06:14.830 Get on board, Pete. 0:06:15.170 --> 0:06:15.570 Yeah, no. 0:06:15.610 --> 0:06:18.440 A popular place in Sydney is the CYCA, which is 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.320 a yacht club. And you actually have to be a 0:06:20.430 --> 0:06:22.340 member of it, like a local member. It's almost like 0:06:22.380 --> 0:06:24.500 an RSL setup, but you actually have to live in 0:06:24.540 --> 0:06:27.170 the area. My friend lives in the area. So we 0:06:27.210 --> 0:06:29.490 actually have a membership, which also gets you 15% off 0:06:29.510 --> 0:06:31.620 drinks as well. Just a little side fact there as well. 0:06:32.050 --> 0:06:33.290 You love a discount. 0:06:33.470 --> 0:06:34.510 Love a discount. 0:06:34.790 --> 0:06:35.420 So good. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.000 And so everyone uses his card to go up to 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.480 the bar each time, and it's like, then he accumulates points, 0:06:39.540 --> 0:06:40.320 and then you get more and more. 0:06:40.660 --> 0:06:41.620 Anyway, I'm sorry. We get it, people. 0:06:41.940 --> 0:06:43.390 We get it. 0:06:43.620 --> 0:06:45.820 Anyway, my point is. 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:47.900 I'm now going to downgrade my weekend to zero out 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.440 of five for hearing that last 30 seconds of nonsense 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.380 about the points system. Your mate, who we haven't even 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:54.870 been introduced to, I don't know his name. 0:06:55.870 --> 0:06:56.969 I say red, actually. 0:06:57.030 --> 0:06:59.810 It doesn't matter, mate. I was joking. 0:06:59.870 --> 0:07:02.530 Anyway, the reason, it was my friend's Jane's birthday, but 0:07:02.590 --> 0:07:05.210 I noticed from a distance. That's right, your retainer. 0:07:05.230 --> 0:07:06.450 Are we playing the game already? Yep. 0:07:06.770 --> 0:07:08.730 I used to wear a retainer. It's my Invisalign. They're 0:07:08.750 --> 0:07:11.990 sort of, yeah, anyway. What was my story again? 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:14.460 Oh, that's right. Well, we're at the Yacht Club. 0:07:14.660 --> 0:07:15.420 We're at the Yacht Club. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.020 You're getting that 15% discount. Yeah, I'm there. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.420 And then from a distance, I notice there is a 0:07:21.540 --> 0:07:26.560 boat fully on fire. literally in Sydney Harbour. There was 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.860 a really flash boat, very similar to Tony Soprano's sort 0:07:29.900 --> 0:07:32.860 of style of boat as well. It was fully blown 0:07:33.500 --> 0:07:36.340 on fire. There was absolute chaos. And, of course, I'm 0:07:36.380 --> 0:07:38.880 at the Yacht Club and everyone comes running out as 0:07:38.900 --> 0:07:40.300 well because, of course, they've all got boats. 0:07:40.350 --> 0:07:43.250 And hard to run in those thinly-soled boating shoes. 0:07:44.630 --> 0:07:45.070 As well. 0:07:45.150 --> 0:07:45.650 Exactly. 0:07:45.930 --> 0:07:49.290 Great news. All reports is that no one was injured. 0:07:49.330 --> 0:07:51.350 There was a split moment where they thought someone was 0:07:51.410 --> 0:07:53.800 actually stuck on the boat. So it was actually... quite 0:07:53.830 --> 0:07:55.420 chaos and i spent a bit of time out in 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:56.840 the harbor as well and i was like well who's 0:07:56.860 --> 0:07:59.340 called the port of authority who's called the local dispatch 0:07:59.380 --> 0:08:01.020 like what's going on what did. 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:03.760 Brad have to say about this he's still accruing those 0:08:03.820 --> 0:08:04.700 points isn't. 0:08:04.490 --> 0:08:05.890 He well he was still at the bar at this 0:08:05.910 --> 0:08:08.430 stage so at one stage i kind of felt like 0:08:08.590 --> 0:08:11.490 i was controlling the situation there as well for someone 0:08:11.530 --> 0:08:14.860 yeah i'm a yacht club well with a carlton draft 0:08:14.890 --> 0:08:17.360 in my hand at the same time i wasn't too 0:08:17.380 --> 0:08:19.930 busy But that was, I mean, it was just, the 0:08:20.030 --> 0:08:22.620 whole city ended up being in sort of smoke as well. 0:08:22.660 --> 0:08:24.240 Sort of everyone was going, what was going on? So 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:27.240 it was, Actually, really quite a spectacle. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:28.660 A spectacle? 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:32.160 What a beautiful spectacle. 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:33.559 Sorry, sorry. 0:08:33.660 --> 0:08:36.430 I don't mean it like that. Might have been someone 0:08:36.470 --> 0:08:37.390 in there, not sure. 0:08:37.470 --> 0:08:40.609 I would say that the 12 apostles and the uprails 0:08:40.670 --> 0:08:45.449 is a spectacle. A boat fire is now a spectacle. Oh, listen, 0:08:45.540 --> 0:08:48.499 if you're ever going to Sydney, you hopefully might get that. Lucky, 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.860 and they do an occasional boat fire as a spectacle. 0:08:50.979 --> 0:08:51.260 Oh, no. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:53.479 Now I feel bad. Someone's lost a boat, and I'm here. 0:08:53.500 --> 0:08:57.489 Yeah, someone's had a terrible weekend, and you're half glass 0:08:57.530 --> 0:09:00.650 full or half empty. You're saying, hey, I know it's awful, 0:09:00.689 --> 0:09:02.910 boo-hoo and that, but what a spectacle. Can we agree 0:09:02.949 --> 0:09:05.170 on the spectacle? I'm going to find my words better 0:09:05.209 --> 0:09:06.050 on a Monday. I'm so sorry. 0:09:06.170 --> 0:09:08.739 But anywho, sorry to whoever lost their boat on the 0:09:08.780 --> 0:09:09.599 weekend anyway. 0:09:10.359 --> 0:09:14.730 Well, the anywho made it so much better. Oh, yeah. I, yesterday, right, 0:09:14.790 --> 0:09:18.150 beautiful day yesterday, right? Just a bit of a hot day, 0:09:18.170 --> 0:09:22.170 all right? A hot, hot day. And my wife believes 0:09:22.209 --> 0:09:26.450 that she has human plus skills in all areas and quadrants. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:30.840 One of her highly advanced skills is that she has 0:09:31.479 --> 0:09:35.479 smell more sensitive than us humans. And so the amount 0:09:35.500 --> 0:09:39.179 of places we're wandering through and she's like... You smell that, Chris? 0:09:39.319 --> 0:09:42.420 I'm like, there is no smell. I'm smelling the same 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.740 area as you. There's no smell. No, no, I can 0:09:44.780 --> 0:09:47.150 smell it. We're going to have to move tables, Chris. 0:09:47.199 --> 0:09:50.330 I can't relax if that smells around us. Anyway, all weekend, 0:09:51.229 --> 0:09:54.030 you smell that one? I really can't smell anything. She goes, 0:09:54.209 --> 0:09:57.449 it's a dead animal, Chris. And I went, any idea 0:09:57.489 --> 0:10:03.199 what kind? She goes, I think it's a fox. And 0:10:03.219 --> 0:10:05.779 then she goes, after lunch yesterday, she starts getting on 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:07.860 the scent again, like a bloodhound, and she's like, I'm 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:09.160 not going to be able to relax. I'm not going 0:10:09.179 --> 0:10:10.640 to be able to relax. Can you go under the 0:10:10.660 --> 0:10:12.699 house in the crawl space? And already I go, no. 0:10:13.270 --> 0:10:15.390 And she goes, no, no, no. I think actually that's 0:10:15.469 --> 0:10:18.370 a job for a man. I think in 2026, it's 0:10:19.290 --> 0:10:22.839 more fluid now. Jobs for men, jobs for ladies. You know, 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.439 who are you? Shane Gillis? I don't think we want 0:10:25.500 --> 0:10:27.589 to get into this old world. And of course I 0:10:27.609 --> 0:10:29.990 get under the crawl space. It's so hot. And also 0:10:30.030 --> 0:10:33.069 it's terrifying going under the house in that crawl space. 0:10:33.410 --> 0:10:34.069 Cobwebs? 0:10:34.550 --> 0:10:35.069 Cobwebs. 0:10:35.089 --> 0:10:35.249 Snakes? 0:10:35.329 --> 0:10:36.390 I'm worried about snakes. 0:10:36.469 --> 0:10:38.170 Yeah, snakes are under houses. 0:10:38.349 --> 0:10:40.829 So I'm stamping because apparently this time of year they've 0:10:40.849 --> 0:10:43.609 been asleep during the winter and they're like, you know, 0:10:43.630 --> 0:10:45.999 a little bit upset. They start to wake up slowly. 0:10:46.020 --> 0:10:48.479 So you've got to be careful. I'm stamping, worried about 0:10:48.500 --> 0:10:51.179 the snakes. I'm thinking if these snakes attack me under 0:10:51.199 --> 0:10:54.849 the house. Your family are not coming to get me. 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:58.080 I'll be the smell. Kids will be like, what's that smell? 0:10:58.099 --> 0:11:01.319 It's your dad. He's still decomposing. It's been five years, 0:11:01.699 --> 0:11:05.339 but he can hurry up and just decompose. Of course, 0:11:05.380 --> 0:11:06.179 I don't find the fox. 0:11:06.199 --> 0:11:08.519 There's no animals dead under there. 0:11:09.780 --> 0:11:11.679 There's no fox. You know what, Rio? You're dead right. 0:11:11.900 --> 0:11:15.020 There's no fox. There's no fox. There's no dead animals. 0:11:16.260 --> 0:11:20.099 It's just a smell. I'm telling you now, Chris, I 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.660 can still smell it. It's going to be the bane 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:23.789 of this week. I know I'm going to have to 0:11:23.829 --> 0:11:25.689 put something out on Air Tasker for someone trying to 0:11:25.709 --> 0:11:27.829 have a look around again, but I couldn't smell a 0:11:27.870 --> 0:11:28.410 damn thing. 0:11:28.650 --> 0:11:31.370 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:11:31.829 --> 0:11:33.910 Tell us all about your weekend. How would you rate 0:11:33.989 --> 0:11:38.309 your weekend out of five? Life out of five. Every 0:11:38.380 --> 0:11:41.519 Monday morning on The Christian O'Connell Show, text me 0475031043. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:48.459 The bulk of this weekend is... Thank you very much 0:11:48.500 --> 0:11:50.959 to everyone who came out to the book signings I 0:11:50.979 --> 0:11:53.829 was doing over the weekend and Saturday. I had a 0:11:53.959 --> 0:11:57.890 fantastic time. Met so many lovely people there. But the 0:11:57.910 --> 0:12:02.250 bulk of this weekend has... My daughter has a 12-week-old puppy. 0:12:02.890 --> 0:12:04.990 And she's back living with us for the next couple 0:12:05.010 --> 0:12:07.529 of weeks, which means my wife and I have a 0:12:07.550 --> 0:12:11.429 12-week-old puppy. Oh, my word. She's so cute. So much 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.339 so that even this morning, I had to get up 0:12:13.540 --> 0:12:16.020 earlier to take the puppy out to go to the toilet. 0:12:16.300 --> 0:12:19.319 And I'm thinking... in the dog's owner. I have a dog. 0:12:19.339 --> 0:12:22.520 I have a cat. This isn't my puppy. And the 0:12:22.579 --> 0:12:24.359 breed it is, we've never had one of these before. 0:12:24.479 --> 0:12:27.099 It's a beautiful little dog called Maeve, but it's a 0:12:27.199 --> 0:12:31.510 Norfolk Terrier. And this particular puppy, we had to take 0:12:31.530 --> 0:12:34.770 her to the vet Friday. And the vet was like, 0:12:34.959 --> 0:12:37.650 at the end of the consultation, went, oh, you can 0:12:37.670 --> 0:12:40.790 have your work cut out here. And I was thinking, oh, no. 0:12:41.170 --> 0:12:44.829 And she goes, this is a very, very spirited little doggy. 0:12:45.449 --> 0:12:48.329 And my daughter was moaning, Ruby, who's 22, it's her dog. 0:12:48.770 --> 0:12:50.929 And she goes, she's very stubborn. She just will do 0:12:50.969 --> 0:12:52.530 what she wants to do. I went, I wonder where 0:12:52.569 --> 0:12:53.730 she's moaning that from. 0:12:53.770 --> 0:12:54.510 Like her mother. 0:12:54.530 --> 0:12:56.969 Now you know how we felt. You try and raise 0:12:57.030 --> 0:13:02.059 something with that energy. And Patsy, I don't know if 0:13:02.079 --> 0:13:04.859 you remember when that giant mega hound of yours was 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:05.420 a puppy. 0:13:05.500 --> 0:13:06.139 It was terrible. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.979 They just, it's nonstop. Yeah. You know, you're trying to 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.899 have dinner last night. It's exhausting. Yeah, suddenly they're doing 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:13.780 a pee on the floor. There's a poo on the floor. 0:13:13.819 --> 0:13:15.600 Did you take them on? No one thought you'd taken 0:13:15.620 --> 0:13:17.840 them on here. Now we've got to have a tally 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.599 with a piece of paper about writing down what time 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.119 they went to the toilet and stuff like this. And 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.939 I'm thinking this is going to be the next couple 0:13:25.979 --> 0:13:30.219 of weeks of our life, raising this spirited little puppy. Anyway, 0:13:30.270 --> 0:13:33.130 yesterday we had to take her out. And it's very important. 0:13:33.150 --> 0:13:35.290 We're going to bring her into the radio station during 0:13:35.329 --> 0:13:37.800 the next week. because she needs to be exposed to 0:13:37.859 --> 0:13:41.900 lots of different types of people. And so yesterday we went, 0:13:42.380 --> 0:13:46.290 and this bloody puppy just couldn't be bothered to walk. 0:13:46.609 --> 0:13:48.910 She literally just sat in the middle of the pavement 0:13:48.969 --> 0:13:51.949 and stared at me like, make me. And I didn't 0:13:51.969 --> 0:13:54.229 have anything. I was just like, okay. So I just 0:13:54.309 --> 0:13:55.829 scooted her up. And then when you go and pick 0:13:55.849 --> 0:13:58.539 her up, she starts biting you. She's got razor teeth. 0:13:58.660 --> 0:14:00.900 So I'm wrestling with this. It basically feels like we've 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:04.140 got this pet shark. She's really heavy into mouth. And 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.170 so I said to my daughter, Ruby, Let's just sit 0:14:06.189 --> 0:14:09.230 on this bench here. And as people come by, we 0:14:09.250 --> 0:14:12.170 can say, hey, it did sound a bit dodgy. But 0:14:12.189 --> 0:14:13.350 I said, well, you can ask me if you want 0:14:13.370 --> 0:14:16.300 to come and say hello to my puppy. And I 0:14:16.329 --> 0:14:19.470 know we were warned at school about staying away from 0:14:20.580 --> 0:14:23.119 people saying that to try and lure you into a 0:14:23.180 --> 0:14:27.999 panel van. But I really did have a puppy. Anyway, 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:30.840 of course, a couple of people start to stop. People 0:14:30.900 --> 0:14:33.400 love seeing a cute little, it's clearly a fresh puppy 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:36.280 as well. Lots of kids. lots of elderly folk who 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:38.340 want to stay and chat. And then they don't just 0:14:38.410 --> 0:14:41.170 go because actually this is their day. And so there 0:14:41.190 --> 0:14:44.010 was a small crowd building up. And after a while, 0:14:45.030 --> 0:14:50.770 some listeners recognized my voice. So someone, seriously, about 12 0:14:50.770 --> 0:14:52.950 people at one point, and three of them turned out 0:14:52.970 --> 0:14:54.290 to be listeners to the show and they're chatting about 0:14:54.310 --> 0:14:57.190 the show. Someone then turned up and said, oh, are 0:14:57.210 --> 0:14:59.110 you the guy, the English guy on the radio? I said, yeah, 0:14:59.130 --> 0:15:01.320 that's right. Oh, it's Christian, isn't it? That's right. Oh, 0:15:01.350 --> 0:15:05.669 are you doing some sort of meet and greet? I 0:15:05.690 --> 0:15:07.389 actually thought this is a great way to do a 0:15:07.430 --> 0:15:09.370 meet and greet. I'll just name the bench I'm going 0:15:09.390 --> 0:15:12.400 to be on. And if you're around or nearby, come 0:15:12.430 --> 0:15:15.040 and sit on the bench. Bring a coffee. Bring me 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.260 a coffee. We'll have a chat. This is a whole 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:18.820 new way of doing meet and greet. So I'm going 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:21.139 to try it now. Now the weather's better. I'm just 0:15:21.180 --> 0:15:24.160 naming a bench somewhere. Or you tell me, nominate a 0:15:24.220 --> 0:15:26.620 bench in your area. And I'll rock up and just 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.800 plant myself on the bench and we'll see who turns up. 0:15:29.700 --> 0:15:31.650 Maybe you could do like a chat show there as well. 0:15:31.670 --> 0:15:34.050 Just interview people who come along for a chat with me. 0:15:35.090 --> 0:15:36.790 The Christian O'Connell Show. 0:15:36.989 --> 0:15:37.450 Go on. 0:15:37.810 --> 0:15:38.650 Podcast. 0:15:39.550 --> 0:15:43.869 I've just received a personal text message from Petrina Jones. 0:15:45.330 --> 0:15:49.930 Simply saying you need this, mate. Link to our industrial deodorizer. 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:51.119 No, it's not industrial street. 0:15:51.140 --> 0:15:53.639 So heavy duty smells. At first I thought, does she mean. 0:15:53.580 --> 0:15:55.619 I stink this morning? 0:15:56.359 --> 0:15:56.460 No. 0:15:56.479 --> 0:15:59.940 You can really take that out of context or in context. No. 0:15:59.979 --> 0:16:02.100 You need this, mate. You're stinking it up tonight. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:03.260 I'm talking about you. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.050 Where's the gear? Where's the gear? 0:16:05.060 --> 0:16:08.210 Your smelly problem at your house, get some Nil Odor, 0:16:08.250 --> 0:16:10.749 which is just a household cleaning product that my mother, 0:16:10.810 --> 0:16:12.130 who was a nurse, I might add. 0:16:12.350 --> 0:16:14.729 Again with the gangster tips. You're going out on boat 0:16:14.750 --> 0:16:18.510 trips and now a decomposing, rotten, dead body in the house. 0:16:18.570 --> 0:16:20.210 Good for cleaning up body mess. 0:16:20.290 --> 0:16:23.570 Handed down by your mother, also in the firm. There 0:16:23.590 --> 0:16:26.000 we go. Nonna Corneoli. 0:16:26.070 --> 0:16:28.780 Give yourself some of that. 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.999 We know about the godfather, not the godmother. 0:16:31.020 --> 0:16:33.520 That's terrifying. 0:16:33.540 --> 0:16:36.160 It'll fix your smelly problem. 0:16:36.690 --> 0:16:38.379 Thank you, Pat. If you just tuned in, I don't 0:16:38.420 --> 0:16:40.659 have a smelly problem. My wife has a smelly problem. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.540 My wife isn't smelly. This is getting really complicated. She 0:16:43.580 --> 0:16:46.580 thinks there's a dead animal under the house. When I 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:47.940 come in on a Monday morning, the first thing I 0:16:47.940 --> 0:16:51.220 do is I just nose through the inbox of this 0:16:51.300 --> 0:16:54.590 great radio station to see some of the crazy messages 0:16:54.609 --> 0:16:57.170 that come in over the weekend. Obviously, people be drinking 0:16:57.590 --> 0:17:02.229 and just texting. Anyway, this was Friday morning, 10.34. Margaret. Margaret. 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.520 How could a radio station go from playing the Bee 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:13.290 Gees to Pink? Just wondering. Margaret, welcome to gold, where 0:17:13.330 --> 0:17:19.650 it often sounds like we're on random play. Shuffle FM. Christian, 0:17:19.670 --> 0:17:23.040 final five of my weekend. Those bogaine moths are driving 0:17:23.060 --> 0:17:26.899 me crazy. That's Shane in Sydney. Five-star weekend. Christian took 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.800 my 16-odd sons to his first concert. What a cool one. 0:17:29.830 --> 0:17:33.160 Tame Impala. Rio, you were there alongside Melissa and her boy. 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:33.920 Was it good? 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:36.800 Yes, I was there on Saturday night. It was incredible. 0:17:36.900 --> 0:17:40.460 It was so, so cool. There was one part, though. 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:43.020 He decided sort of maybe two-thirds of the way through 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:46.720 the show that he would A, the camera films him 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:48.680 going to the toilet. So he has a toilet break 0:17:48.980 --> 0:17:52.620 and the camera actually follows him into the toilet and 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.550 films him going to the loo, washing his hands, and 0:17:56.600 --> 0:18:00.710 then comes back and he's doing a little DJ set 0:18:00.730 --> 0:18:02.930 for 10 minutes just randomly in the middle of the concert. 0:18:04.330 --> 0:18:07.800 Listen, not everything needs to be content. It's really strange. 0:18:07.820 --> 0:18:09.520 We don't need to see your damn toilet break. 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:10.040 No. 0:18:10.870 --> 0:18:12.609 I do know, I'm never allowed to say this, but 0:18:12.630 --> 0:18:14.190 I remember interviewing a band and we had to take 0:18:14.230 --> 0:18:15.550 it out of the interview, but one of the world's 0:18:15.610 --> 0:18:18.609 biggest bands. And I said, you know, they do long shows. 0:18:18.670 --> 0:18:21.070 I said, is that a toilet? And they said, yeah, 0:18:21.110 --> 0:18:24.889 we can cover each other. You know, you pretend like 0:18:24.910 --> 0:18:26.750 you're changing a guitar. And I said, well, what do 0:18:26.770 --> 0:18:28.270 you mean? I haven't got time to like go back 0:18:28.370 --> 0:18:31.150 through the snaking corridors, go to the toilet. No, we 0:18:31.210 --> 0:18:34.920 have very large cat litter trays that they stand in 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:35.540 and pee in. 0:18:35.980 --> 0:18:39.680 No, that cannot be true. That cannot be true. 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:40.000 Yep. 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.640 They've got to do something. They're standing in cat litter trays. 0:18:43.660 --> 0:18:46.100 These rock stars at the side of the stage. All right, 0:18:46.140 --> 0:18:48.740 let's do Exit Time on the Time Waster. So next 0:18:48.780 --> 0:18:51.360 time they think they're going off stage, change guitar. There's 0:18:51.380 --> 0:18:54.820 a cat litter tray. All right, Exit Time Waster. Exit 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:57.340 Time Waster, middle-aged bands. We had some great ones Friday, 0:18:57.380 --> 0:19:00.780 so we're doing a part two. Golds on Friday. We 0:19:00.820 --> 0:19:04.210 had Glenn with Menopause at work. Andrew had Dexy's Midnight Bladders. 0:19:04.730 --> 0:19:10.330 Daniel had Luke Combover. Scott had Bunyan Jovi. And the 0:19:10.370 --> 0:19:14.220 winner was Ken with talcum powder finger, which is very, 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:16.400 very good. Prizes for the best in show today. For 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:21.379 your middle-aged bands, we have some very beautiful show medals. 0:19:21.780 --> 0:19:25.600 These are actually show medals. We're yours. You are the 0:19:25.700 --> 0:19:29.640 mayor of nowhere. So we're looking for your middle-aged bands, 0475, 031043. 0:19:29.610 --> 0:19:32.290 Middle-aged bands, what about Aussie Ozempic? 0:19:36.290 --> 0:19:37.650 Oh, God. 0:19:37.910 --> 0:19:43.240 If you know, you know. Suddenly lost a lot of keys, keys, keys, keys. 0:19:44.610 --> 0:19:45.670 Boomer crash opera. 0:19:46.060 --> 0:19:46.630 Silver plus. 0:19:48.180 --> 0:19:49.480 What is it? You get to a certain age and 0:19:49.540 --> 0:19:54.670 suddenly there's a calling to start doing crosswords. That's right, criss-crossword. 0:19:54.690 --> 0:19:56.389 That's what they're up to these days. I'm going to 0:19:56.410 --> 0:20:03.020 make you five across. Sir Mix-a-Lot, he's not getting any younger. No, 0:20:03.120 --> 0:20:04.960 I saw him at the garden centre yesterday. I said, 0:20:05.020 --> 0:20:07.080 aren't you Sir Mix-a-Lot? He goes, not these days, Christian. 0:20:07.100 --> 0:20:12.620 I'm Sir Potting Mix-a-Lot. Sir Potting Mix-a-Lot. Maybe he's got 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:22.610 back garden. And, uh, What about Creatina Turner? Gotta take 0:20:22.650 --> 0:20:25.330 your 5Gs or your 10 just to keep up that 0:20:25.370 --> 0:20:28.190 cognitive load. And Midnight Fish Oils. 0:20:28.770 --> 0:20:29.150 Gold. 0:20:29.830 --> 0:20:32.290 Ria, what have you got then? Middle-aged bands, mate. 0:20:32.800 --> 0:20:35.080 This rapper's gone to get a new pair of boots. 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:37.800 It's RM Williams. 0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:41.800 Yeah, silver. 0:20:42.420 --> 0:20:44.720 Pelotones and I. She's up on that little bike. 0:20:44.740 --> 0:20:45.380 Very good. 0:20:45.400 --> 0:20:46.220 Headling away. 0:20:46.260 --> 0:20:47.540 Gold. Gold. 0:20:48.050 --> 0:20:49.130 Hike and the Mechanic. 0:20:49.930 --> 0:20:52.070 Yes, love a good hike. Gold. 0:20:52.210 --> 0:20:55.170 And this great, iconic singer has gone to get a 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:56.520 classic middle-aged suit. 0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:57.960 It's Johnny Tarrakash. 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:04.840 Drop the Tarrakash reference. I like it. All right, what 0:21:04.860 --> 0:21:07.159 have you got then? Middle-aged bands? Text us yours. We'll 0:21:07.180 --> 0:21:09.520 mark them next. You could be winning a show medal. 0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:13.060 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:17.060 Extra time on the time waster. Make a band. Middle-aged. 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:23.340 The best in show, exclusive show medals for your middle-aged bands. Rio, 0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:28.980 are you ready to mark? Oh, yeah. Public enema. Gold. 0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:37.410 Nickelback ache. Silver. Limp digestive biscuit. Love a digestive biscuit. Guilty. Yes, 0:21:37.530 --> 0:21:38.110 that's me. 0:21:39.310 --> 0:21:40.290 Chocolate covered or plain? 0:21:41.070 --> 0:21:45.430 Both, actually, Rio, both. A lovely spread. Simon and Garden Funkle. 0:21:45.630 --> 0:21:49.350 That's from Lee. Silver. Not the killers, the fillers. A 0:21:49.590 --> 0:21:55.109 bit of work done. Very good. Ben Folds Washing. Well done, Anthony. 0:21:55.290 --> 0:21:55.730 Gold. 0:21:56.110 --> 0:21:59.830 Back in my green day, it was all fields around here. 0:21:59.990 --> 0:22:06.280 Very good, Matthew. Early to bed Zeppelin. Silver. Macy Fountain Grace. 0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:08.440 That is gold. 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:09.859 That is very good. 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:14.280 Beautifully done, Glenn. Well done. Cataract Stevens. Not Cat Stevens. 0:22:14.300 --> 0:22:15.440 He's got the old milky eyes. 0:22:15.460 --> 0:22:15.620 Silver. 0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:18.000 Silver. By the way, I'll talk about Milky Eyes. My 0:22:18.020 --> 0:22:19.879 dad's just had a cataract operation, and it was his 0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:23.660 birthday yesterday. And I was chatting to my dad, Zooming, 0:22:24.230 --> 0:22:27.550 and on his birthday, as you do when your parents 0:22:27.570 --> 0:22:29.889 see the side of the world. And my dad goes, oh, 0:22:29.930 --> 0:22:32.670 by the way, I feel really bad. I haven't got 0:22:32.710 --> 0:22:34.470 a copy of your book yet. I went, oh, no, 0:22:34.850 --> 0:22:36.360 I'll send you one, Dad. He goes, no, I really 0:22:36.380 --> 0:22:38.140 want to support what you're doing. I'd like to buy one. 0:22:38.160 --> 0:22:40.060 I'm just going to wait until this comes down in price. 0:22:45.700 --> 0:22:46.260 No jokes. 0:22:46.840 --> 0:22:50.860 That's exactly what I saw. I don't see anyone to support. 0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:53.920 Full retail. Full retail. 0:22:53.940 --> 0:22:55.920 Just wait until it's in that big W bargain bin. 0:22:56.170 --> 0:22:57.629 You know, we both know it's going to be there 0:22:57.650 --> 0:23:00.290 for Christmas. Maybe a buck. Maybe a buck fifty. 0:23:00.510 --> 0:23:03.550 That's priceless. 0:23:03.590 --> 0:23:05.570 Thanks, Dad. It's good to have that support. 0:23:05.630 --> 0:23:07.800 No, no, I insist. I insist. 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:11.130 I insist. I'll support it, but when it costs me less. 0:23:12.450 --> 0:23:16.850 Where was I? That's right. Droop dog. Silver. Run to 0:23:16.890 --> 0:23:22.190 the toilet DMC. Gold. Rod and guns and roses. Oh, no. 0:23:22.490 --> 0:23:24.350 I bought a rod and gun pullover. Does that mean 0:23:24.370 --> 0:23:25.730 I'm your age now? 0:23:25.790 --> 0:23:26.950 Yeah, it does. Yeah, welcome. 0:23:27.250 --> 0:23:27.730 Gold. 0:23:28.150 --> 0:23:34.900 Neurofen at work. Gold. Australian crawlout bed. Silver plus. Shannon 0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:42.680 lawn bowls. Silver. Almost. Tina, turn off that light. Oh, God. 0:23:42.780 --> 0:23:47.080 Well done, Tracy. I love that. Carl's got My Chemical Warehouses. 0:23:48.100 --> 0:23:48.580 Oh, okay. 0:23:48.710 --> 0:23:52.090 Is that a My Chemical Romance? Yes, silver. Elton, where's 0:23:52.110 --> 0:23:52.590 the John? 0:23:53.590 --> 0:23:54.170 Silver plus. 0:23:54.950 --> 0:23:56.490 Well done, Chris. Slippers Not. 0:23:57.030 --> 0:23:58.110 Oh, God plus. 0:23:58.890 --> 0:24:01.790 Suddenly start fancying a nice egg and bacon pie. That's right, 0:24:01.830 --> 0:24:02.950 it's quiche urban. 0:24:03.490 --> 0:24:07.760 Yes, quiche, the food of middle age. Quiche, you're right. 0:24:07.820 --> 0:24:12.340 Lee Collins, that's great. Quiche urban. Transvision cramps. Silver plus. 0:24:12.680 --> 0:24:13.680 Contiki Martin. 0:24:14.220 --> 0:24:16.010 Oh, I don't think you're supposed to be on Contiki. 0:24:16.130 --> 0:24:20.070 That's not my middle age story. That might be just 0:24:20.110 --> 0:24:26.300 about you, Justin Holcroft. Silver plus. Pour My Powder Finger. 0:24:28.740 --> 0:24:33.870 I don't think that's a different age group. 0:24:33.890 --> 0:24:35.690 Bronze. 0:24:35.770 --> 0:24:38.110 Not Rock Set. Botox Set. 0:24:38.810 --> 0:24:40.210 That's very good gold. 0:24:40.350 --> 0:24:44.360 Lauren, well done. The Living Menopause. Silver. Katie Meripause. 0:24:44.980 --> 0:24:45.400 Silver. 0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:49.350 I Brought a Mustang, Sally. Gold. Charlie, that's very good. 0:24:49.370 --> 0:24:50.790 And panic the bingo. Eyes down. 0:24:51.510 --> 0:24:52.840 A bit older than middle age. 0:24:53.330 --> 0:24:54.770 Wait, have I won the meat raffle? 0:24:55.690 --> 0:24:56.190 Silver plus. 0:24:56.630 --> 0:24:58.710 And that's Philip Scott. All right, who's getting the medals? 0:24:59.090 --> 0:25:00.810 Glenn with Tina. Turn off that light. 0:25:01.260 --> 0:25:03.820 Well done. You're today's winner. Brand new time waste at 0:25:03.820 --> 0:25:06.080 8.30 this morning, which is budget movies. 0:25:06.660 --> 0:25:09.460 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:25:09.980 --> 0:25:13.210 Thank you very much. Have the weekend. A full inbox. 0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:17.330 You misheard lyrics. If you want to join us for 0:25:17.350 --> 0:25:19.390 our School of Stand-Up, which we'll tell you more about 0:25:19.430 --> 0:25:24.330 during the show today. And then where does Australia's intern 0:25:24.850 --> 0:25:31.399 go next? A successful-ish outing on Thursday. Pete, you did 0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:34.540 a great job at the hairdressers and the spa Thursday. 0:25:34.560 --> 0:25:37.160 Oh, so much fun. I almost feel like now... Do 0:25:37.180 --> 0:25:39.600 you know what I purchased at Chemist Warehouse actually after... 0:25:39.860 --> 0:25:41.740 After I went interning to be a hairdresser, I actually 0:25:41.780 --> 0:25:43.520 brought myself a pair of scissors. I'm going to teach 0:25:43.540 --> 0:25:45.800 myself how to cut my own hair moving forward. Not 0:25:45.840 --> 0:25:47.060 to take them out of a job, by the way. 0:25:47.100 --> 0:25:47.500 Wow. 0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:51.230 Already the image of dumb and dumber when they hit 0:25:51.550 --> 0:25:58.610 that fridge. Who as a grown-up cuts their own hair? Crazy, 0:25:58.710 --> 0:26:02.500 actual crazy people. Someone said to me Saturday at the 0:26:02.540 --> 0:26:06.120 book signing, intern Pete, unhinged or fair? 0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:07.380 A little, yes. 0:26:08.130 --> 0:26:09.770 And then they tune in today. Are you going to 0:26:09.810 --> 0:26:10.369 cut your own hair? 0:26:10.990 --> 0:26:13.740 Well, I've got a friend and he's taught himself how 0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:15.760 to do skim fades. And I was like, you know, 0:26:15.780 --> 0:26:17.860 that's funny. I was interning as a hairdresser the other 0:26:17.900 --> 0:26:19.250 day and then we were having a chat about going, 0:26:19.620 --> 0:26:22.020 Imagine the money you could save over your life if 0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:23.160 you were able to cut your own hair. 0:26:23.260 --> 0:26:25.820 You only have that buzz cut. 0:26:26.000 --> 0:26:27.690 And look like a simpleton. 0:26:28.470 --> 0:26:33.310 Well, he does anyway. Let's use those for inside voices, Patsy. 0:26:33.330 --> 0:26:36.149 You can't just yell, you look like a simpleton. I 0:26:36.350 --> 0:26:36.970 told you before. 0:26:36.990 --> 0:26:37.510 Cut your own hair. 0:26:37.530 --> 0:26:38.710 I can hear you, Patsy. 0:26:38.870 --> 0:26:40.880 Anyway, favourite.... 0:26:44.140 --> 0:26:47.020 I love that bit, Pete. My favorite email over the 0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:50.440 week about where good. Australia's intern. 0:26:50.940 --> 0:26:52.420 Australia's simpleton. 0:26:52.450 --> 0:26:54.770 I know. I don't need another big name. 0:26:54.790 --> 0:26:56.310 Have you got an easy job for a new year? 0:26:56.350 --> 0:26:58.370 Now, there's a great idea for next year. The most 0:26:58.450 --> 0:27:03.510 popular feature if we did Australia's next simpleton. We'd have 0:27:03.670 --> 0:27:07.350 so many people 24-7 telling us about some thick mate 0:27:07.370 --> 0:27:10.690 of theirs or a family member or a kid or 0:27:10.750 --> 0:27:11.170 a kid. 0:27:11.330 --> 0:27:13.750 It would just be my family calling through. 0:27:13.830 --> 0:27:18.050 It's Australia's next important thing. Okay. 0:27:18.610 --> 0:27:18.910 All right. 0:27:19.790 --> 0:27:23.960 My favorite email about where could you go, Pete, was 0:27:24.460 --> 0:27:27.940 this couple. They're married. They run a business together. And 0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:29.480 they're beekeepers. 0:27:31.220 --> 0:27:31.290 Oh. 0:27:32.090 --> 0:27:36.240 They showed me the beekeeper, the guy, Simon, in the outfit. 0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:36.760 Nice. 0:27:36.860 --> 0:27:38.720 And said, this could be Pete. You know, in that 0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:39.139 big outfit. 0:27:39.160 --> 0:27:40.450 Yeah, like David Beckham. 0:27:40.840 --> 0:27:41.490 Yes. 0:27:42.710 --> 0:27:44.370 Also a simple term. 0:27:44.430 --> 0:27:44.630 No. 0:27:45.110 --> 0:27:45.490 No. 0:27:46.090 --> 0:27:50.700 Stop. Stop. Can you hear me out? You could make honey. 0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:51.320 Give it away. 0:27:51.340 --> 0:27:54.420 Do you know what? I absolutely love this idea. I 0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:57.040 remember we had some bees on the family farm. 0:27:57.060 --> 0:27:58.460 I put you in for two weeks' time. I'm so 0:27:58.500 --> 0:28:00.690 glad you said that. It would make it a lot easier. 0:28:01.070 --> 0:28:04.690 But I also have also wanted, and again, hear me out, 0:28:04.830 --> 0:28:07.170 I've also wanted to go, and I have explored this before, 0:28:07.460 --> 0:28:09.740 For the world record, for the most amount of bees 0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:11.380 on a human body. You know, have you that footage? 0:28:11.540 --> 0:28:11.820 Yes. 0:28:12.020 --> 0:28:14.359 All that sort of stuff. Turns out in Australia, we 0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:17.740 actually don't have enough bees to actually achieve that. That's 0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:18.840 not a stunt that they. 0:28:18.740 --> 0:28:19.320 Want to do. 0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:21.200 So I was working with a team at one stage 0:28:21.220 --> 0:28:22.840 for about 12 months trying to pull this off and 0:28:22.860 --> 0:28:24.060 I just couldn't do it. 0:28:24.060 --> 0:28:27.320 What do you mean working with a team of bees? Well, 0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:29.380 not bees. Because you guys go and get some more. 0:28:29.780 --> 0:28:30.960 No, I was working with beekeepers. 0:28:30.980 --> 0:28:32.420 Beekeepers Australia. Yeah. 0:28:33.670 --> 0:28:35.740 And then they went through this process and they were like, no, 0:28:35.760 --> 0:28:37.260 this is not something that we would like to do 0:28:37.300 --> 0:28:38.800 in Australia because, you know, we don't want to have 0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:39.500 a shortage of bees. 0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:41.240 Where do we need to fly you to get this 0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:41.820 world record? 0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:44.500 There was some Asian country. I can't remember exactly which 0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:45.420 one it was. 0:28:45.540 --> 0:28:46.820 Yeah, yeah. 0:28:47.660 --> 0:28:49.370 Maybe I'll just focus on the beekeeper. I'd love to 0:28:49.410 --> 0:28:51.110 be a beekeeper. I think it'd be an amazing, I 0:28:51.130 --> 0:28:52.270 think they do incredible work. 0:28:52.770 --> 0:28:55.930 Yeah. All right. So on Friday's show, I played you 0:28:55.950 --> 0:28:59.110 a voice message I got from my youngest daughter, Lois, 0:28:59.350 --> 0:29:03.860 who has since childhood, been frightened of people in costumes. 0:29:04.080 --> 0:29:04.710 Have a listen to this. 0:29:05.310 --> 0:29:08.130 I have a fear of people in costumes like that. 0:29:08.170 --> 0:29:11.550 Like, I could not meet Paddington. 0:29:10.850 --> 0:29:13.930 Like that, like Puppet or whoever is inside that. 0:29:13.970 --> 0:29:15.930 Like, that really freaks me out. 0:29:16.050 --> 0:29:17.110 That's not Paddington. 0:29:17.130 --> 0:29:20.160 I don't like that. It's like some sweaty kid in 0:29:20.180 --> 0:29:22.980 that costume. Is it a dwarf that's wearing a costume? 0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:25.980 I was getting excited about Paddington the Musical, which has 0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:28.060 been a huge hit in London's West End. It comes 0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.900 here to Sydney and Australia next year. And obviously, one 0:29:30.940 --> 0:29:32.960 daughter is not going to be coming because she's still 0:29:33.020 --> 0:29:37.040 frightened now as a grown-up of people being in outfits. 0:29:37.460 --> 0:29:38.970 Some of the best ones we had Friday. What are 0:29:38.990 --> 0:29:42.750 you still terrified of? Mason, it was Chumanji. Let's play 0:29:42.770 --> 0:29:45.690 the drums. Hasn't watched it since it came out in 1995. 0:29:45.670 --> 0:29:51.730 Sonia is scared. of in-ground pools and can't go anywhere 0:29:51.810 --> 0:29:54.830 near them. I love that one. Christie is 48. Still 0:29:54.850 --> 0:29:57.020 terrified of sticking a bare leg out from under the blankets. 0:29:57.350 --> 0:29:59.940 In case the monster's under the bed, grab it. Amelia 0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:05.760 hates polystyrene. The squeaky noise. Sarah, sharks. This was the 0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:09.490 most common one because of Jaws. Sonia, terrified of the dentist. 0:30:09.550 --> 0:30:11.690 It still takes me forever to book an appointment. As 0:30:11.750 --> 0:30:13.690 a kid, ducked out of the dentist and got banned 0:30:13.750 --> 0:30:16.730 from the practice. How do you get banned from a dentist? 0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:20.840 It's not like a nightclub or a bar. Trent Christian, 0:30:20.860 --> 0:30:23.160 in my mid-50s, I still can't bring myself to say 0:30:23.300 --> 0:30:27.500 Bloody Mary three times in front of a mirror. Anthony, 0:30:27.580 --> 0:30:30.040 spider's webs. Anthony, I'm the same. It's not the spiders. 0:30:30.060 --> 0:30:32.750 It's the spider's webs. You ever get stuck in one? 0:30:33.620 --> 0:30:35.200 You can never get free of them. 0:30:35.400 --> 0:30:37.160 And you look like a crazy person to anyone on 0:30:37.220 --> 0:30:37.690 the street. 0:30:37.710 --> 0:30:40.510 Ah, spider's web! You actually hear this? Ah, spider's web! 0:30:41.390 --> 0:30:43.890 They're going to take me away! I've only got seconds 0:30:43.930 --> 0:30:46.630 to get out of it. Trying to extract yourself from 0:30:46.670 --> 0:30:49.540 a spider's web is so hard. Here are some of 0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:51.160 our favourite calls from Friday. 0:30:51.630 --> 0:30:55.850 I'm terrified of umbrellas ever since pinching my fingers on 0:30:55.990 --> 0:30:56.930 one when I was a kid. 0:30:57.150 --> 0:31:00.240 It's not me. It's my brother, Paul. He was terrified 0:31:00.300 --> 0:31:03.140 as a kid of needles. Even as a teen, I 0:31:03.180 --> 0:31:05.240 remember the whole family had to sit on him to 0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:07.760 hold him down so he could get a penicillin shot 0:31:07.780 --> 0:31:08.320 in his butt. 0:31:08.540 --> 0:31:09.740 So mine's a pretty normal one. 0:31:09.780 --> 0:31:13.050 Most people are scared of this one, but sharks. 0:31:13.210 --> 0:31:15.530 In 1989, we had a parent-teacher interview thing and they 0:31:15.550 --> 0:31:16.470 put all the kids in one. 0:31:16.430 --> 0:31:20.290 Room and they put the movie Jaws on for five-year-olds. 0:31:20.660 --> 0:31:22.340 What were they thinking? 0:31:23.140 --> 0:31:25.870 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:31:26.350 --> 0:31:31.090 What are you still frightened of, terrified of as a grown-up? Morning, Hannah. Christian, 0:31:31.450 --> 0:31:35.130 as an adult, I'm terrified of driving behind log trucks. 0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:41.720 So trucks carrying any long cylindrical things. Yes. I feel, Christian, 0:31:41.740 --> 0:31:45.560 this is a common millennial fear because the movie Final Destination. 0:31:45.580 --> 0:31:47.920 I know what you mean about being stuck behind And 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:50.600 you're right, long cylindrical things. That's right. Even though it's 0:31:50.620 --> 0:31:54.180 like they've got those little tubing things as well. Christian, 0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:58.350 I'm still irrationally terrified of any bird or chook. Christian, 0:31:58.370 --> 0:32:00.110 I don't think there's anything wrong with cutting your own hair. 0:32:00.510 --> 0:32:03.010 I read an interview, Mark Zuckerberg cuts his own. Yeah, 0:32:03.090 --> 0:32:03.550 look at him. 0:32:03.650 --> 0:32:05.270 Exactly. 0:32:05.290 --> 0:32:07.040 The state of that freak zoid. 0:32:07.100 --> 0:32:08.240 Like a lizard man. 0:32:08.500 --> 0:32:11.080 That's literally a man who does cut his own hair 0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:16.370 and wears slides everywhere. That's not your poster boy. 0:32:16.390 --> 0:32:19.570 Not a fashion icon. Not at all. 0:32:19.910 --> 0:32:21.150 That's not a smoke show. 0:32:21.170 --> 0:32:22.250 You mean the Zack Barber? 0:32:25.610 --> 0:32:30.110 Yes, good barber. Could you give me the Zuckerberg? Make 0:32:30.130 --> 0:32:34.000 me look like I've never been laid. Okay, we got 0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:36.700 Jade on the line now. What is still terrified as 0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:38.080 an adult? Jade, good morning. 0:32:38.940 --> 0:32:39.780 Morning, Christian. 0:32:39.820 --> 0:32:40.350 How are you? 0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:42.760 I'm good, Jade. It'll be a lovely weekend. Welcome to 0:32:42.780 --> 0:32:43.060 the show. 0:32:43.900 --> 0:32:47.200 Oh, thanks so much. So as a kid, I, and 0:32:47.300 --> 0:32:49.330 still as an adult, I have a fear of ice 0:32:49.390 --> 0:32:49.910 cream trucks. 0:32:50.770 --> 0:32:52.790 Oh no, what a lovely thing to be frightened of. 0:32:52.830 --> 0:32:55.170 That's terrible. 0:32:55.250 --> 0:32:56.950 I used to, I lived near a park as a 0:32:56.990 --> 0:32:59.350 kid and they would always drive up and down my 0:32:59.470 --> 0:33:01.480 street when I was like trying to fall asleep at 0:33:01.500 --> 0:33:04.320 like 7.30 and they'd play the music. 0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:07.940 Jade, that's so sad. They spread joy in ice cream. 0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:11.200 I could still have ice cream otherwise. I just can't 0:33:11.220 --> 0:33:11.900 have it from a truck. 0:33:12.500 --> 0:33:14.800 Yeah. Jay, thank you very much. You're cool, mate. Have 0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:15.250 a good day. 0:33:15.270 --> 0:33:16.350 Yeah, you too. 0:33:17.150 --> 0:33:20.250 Kylie, good morning. Welcome to the show. Hello. 0:33:20.830 --> 0:33:21.230 Okay. 0:33:21.830 --> 0:33:24.730 To this day, and from when I was a child, 0:33:24.870 --> 0:33:27.960 I am so terrified of silver toilets with a black seat. 0:33:28.760 --> 0:33:29.060 Oh, yeah. 0:33:29.100 --> 0:33:30.960 Those are like prison toilets, don't they? 0:33:31.420 --> 0:33:32.420 Oh, they're terrible. 0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:34.380 I can't go to them. I have to go find 0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:36.740 a tree or do something different. 0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:38.380 A tree is better. 0:33:38.420 --> 0:33:39.100 Not many of. 0:33:39.030 --> 0:33:41.310 Those in an urban area. And if they are, I 0:33:41.330 --> 0:33:43.530 don't want to see you squatting behind them. 0:33:45.770 --> 0:33:48.610 No, there might be a sneaky stop off at McDonald's. 0:33:50.250 --> 0:33:52.790 It's always public toilets that have those silver ones. You 0:33:53.030 --> 0:33:56.650 don't really see them in a home that often. 0:33:56.870 --> 0:33:59.240 Pete's probably got one. No, no, no, no, no, no. 0:34:00.140 --> 0:34:03.160 Doctors insisted. It's probably safer you have a metal toilet, actually. 0:34:03.260 --> 0:34:04.020 That's strength. 0:34:06.340 --> 0:34:07.400 Kylie, thank you very much. 0:34:07.420 --> 0:34:12.710 The Christian O'Connell Show. Go on. Podcast. 0:34:13.730 --> 0:34:16.310 Stranded in Bali with Jimmy Barnes. You and three friends' 0:34:16.330 --> 0:34:18.529 chance to go and get stranded in Bali with Barnsley 0:34:18.549 --> 0:34:22.110 for seven nights. Today's code word is pull my finger 0:34:22.230 --> 0:34:24.670 and win. And you could be putting it and winning 0:34:24.710 --> 0:34:28.380 an extra $ 2, 000. Oh. That's some golden finger to pull 0:34:28.419 --> 0:34:31.989 and win. And that's right here on Gold. Last week 0:34:32.009 --> 0:34:34.069 I happened to be at the same Greek restaurant in 0:34:34.129 --> 0:34:36.890 Sydney as Jimmy Barnes. I've interviewed Jimmy a couple of times. 0:34:37.149 --> 0:34:39.540 He's a lovely guy. What I loved about it, he 0:34:39.569 --> 0:34:43.399 wasn't too good to actually leave with several doggy bags. 0:34:44.279 --> 0:34:47.660 There is a cost of living crisis. That's why he's 0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:51.019 stranded in Bali, because he cannot afford the airfare back. 0:34:52.279 --> 0:34:55.440 He's a canary down the mineshaft of just where things 0:34:55.540 --> 0:34:59.439 are right now. We're the Australian economy. All right, Rio, 0:34:59.500 --> 0:35:00.540 how was your weekend? 0:35:00.739 --> 0:35:04.899 My weekend was an absolute shocker and it started off 0:35:04.960 --> 0:35:07.980 on a terrible note and only got worse. So Friday 0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:12.460 night I spent at urgent care after I was struck 0:35:12.540 --> 0:35:13.779 down in the bedroom. 0:35:15.750 --> 0:35:16.040 What? 0:35:17.089 --> 0:35:20.430 I don't know how else to put it. If at 0:35:20.509 --> 0:35:21.330 any point during. 0:35:21.149 --> 0:35:23.330 The next couple of minutes there's too much information, you 0:35:23.350 --> 0:35:25.549 just jump in and you say, TMI. 0:35:25.730 --> 0:35:27.269 And I'll know. I'll dial it back. 0:35:27.669 --> 0:35:31.859 Okay. Now, listen. Obviously, we are a PG radio show. 0:35:31.899 --> 0:35:32.180 Of course. 0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:35.259 So I want to know what's happened here. And I 0:35:35.299 --> 0:35:38.739 also want to hear other bedroom injuries with a guy 0:35:38.759 --> 0:35:39.260 called Benjamin. 0:35:39.660 --> 0:35:41.609 Benjamin. 0:35:41.710 --> 0:35:42.819 It's time for me to tell my story. 0:35:42.850 --> 0:35:46.110 Sorry. 0:35:47.029 --> 0:35:50.999 I was trying to say. Bedroom injury stories. Now, some 0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:52.670 of these are you going to be doing innocuous things 0:35:52.710 --> 0:35:55.209 in the bedroom. Some of these stories you may well 0:35:55.230 --> 0:35:58.269 have been in what I want you to refer to 0:35:58.430 --> 0:36:01.989 as the act of Mambo No. 5. This is a 0:36:02.029 --> 0:36:05.609 way that kids aren't going to get upset. And if 0:36:05.629 --> 0:36:07.790 your kids go, what are they talking about? Why are 0:36:07.810 --> 0:36:10.000 they giggling, Mummy? You just say, oh, Mambo No. 5 0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:12.439 is a nice funny dance. It was a song, you know, 0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:16.260 the music video. Have a look online. Sonny, little Johnny. Okay, 0:36:16.299 --> 0:36:19.040 so Ria, was this Mumbo No. 5 or were you 0:36:19.060 --> 0:36:24.820 making some Kwong Kwong jam? That sounds even ruder. That's worse. 0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:27.019 Well, we were in Sydney all of last week. 0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:30.269 Oh, I get an emotional reunion Friday night. 0:36:30.529 --> 0:36:32.850 Reacquainted ourselves with a bit of... We hadn't listened to 0:36:32.890 --> 0:36:34.270 Mumbo No. 5 all week. 0:36:34.850 --> 0:36:35.529 TMI. Only a week. 0:36:35.549 --> 0:36:35.629 Wow. 0:36:40.750 --> 0:36:41.549 Try this decade. 0:36:41.910 --> 0:36:44.299 Friday night, we pull out the vinyl, we put on 0:36:44.319 --> 0:36:47.640 some Mumbo No. 5, and then just as the song's 0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:50.000 getting to the best part of the song, my favourite. 0:36:49.799 --> 0:36:52.259 Bit of the song. Oh, yeah, the beggar rap, aren't we? 0:36:52.299 --> 0:36:53.370 The beggar rap. 0:36:54.009 --> 0:36:55.310 Suddenly.... 0:36:56.560 --> 0:36:59.160 Like an ice pick going through the back of my head. 0:36:59.540 --> 0:37:03.640 So my eyes went completely black. I could see stars, 0:37:03.750 --> 0:37:04.479 not in a good way. 0:37:04.500 --> 0:37:05.329 Sounds like a great night. 0:37:07.589 --> 0:37:11.910 And then just this piercing, like throbbing pain in the 0:37:11.950 --> 0:37:13.529 back of my head. It felt like that, but it 0:37:13.589 --> 0:37:17.180 just came all at once. So it was just nothing, nothing, nothing. 0:37:17.259 --> 0:37:19.060 That's awful. I think they're called thunderclaps. 0:37:19.540 --> 0:37:21.500 Yes, yeah, it has kind of like a fun name, 0:37:21.540 --> 0:37:23.500 but it's actually incredibly painful. 0:37:23.779 --> 0:37:25.459 It was really scary because I was like, oh, my God. 0:37:25.480 --> 0:37:29.190 Were you worried you're having some sort of brain tumor 0:37:29.290 --> 0:37:30.509 or an aneurysm? I would be. 0:37:30.690 --> 0:37:32.770 The worst thing you could possibly do in these situations 0:37:32.850 --> 0:37:34.749 is do what I do and jump and ask chat 0:37:34.770 --> 0:37:37.069 GPT what's going on because it's like, well, you're dead. 0:37:37.859 --> 0:37:40.019 You're about to die. So you say your last rites. 0:37:40.100 --> 0:37:42.299 Get your affairs in order. Call the local priest. It 0:37:42.500 --> 0:37:43.319 was terrifying. 0:37:43.359 --> 0:37:46.589 So like, okay, I went to urgent care. He asked 0:37:46.609 --> 0:37:50.410 me a few screening questions, the doctor, and then he said, oh, no, 0:37:50.529 --> 0:37:53.410 these are, we don't know much about them, but these 0:37:53.469 --> 0:37:55.950 are what we call mumbo number five headaches. 0:37:56.669 --> 0:37:57.089 Oh. 0:37:57.250 --> 0:37:58.450 No, so they're an actual thing. 0:37:58.489 --> 0:38:00.730 My poor wife has had them throughout most of our marriage. 0:38:05.629 --> 0:38:08.380 He basically just said look you don't have to get 0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:11.219 a ct scan there's nothing too serious to worry about 0:38:11.259 --> 0:38:13.639 you we just don't know much about them and you're but. 0:38:13.540 --> 0:38:15.499 It happens during number five. 0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:18.079 It happens during mumbo number five and so i said 0:38:18.120 --> 0:38:21.200 well what doc what's the cure because i i gotta 0:38:21.419 --> 0:38:23.359 i gotta put that cd back on and he said 0:38:23.730 --> 0:38:26.069 you can't be listening to mumbo number five for at 0:38:26.149 --> 0:38:30.040 least a week or two I'm saying, Doc, there's got 0:38:30.060 --> 0:38:30.919 to be some other way. 0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:33.760 Take me now, Lord. 0:38:35.399 --> 0:38:37.380 You need to check into a nunnery for the next 0:38:37.419 --> 0:38:37.930 two weeks. 0:38:40.069 --> 0:38:43.810 There's got to be some, I'll try any other radical cure, experimental. 0:38:43.830 --> 0:38:44.569 What are they going to say? 0:38:44.629 --> 0:38:47.870 No, the only thing you can do is just have 0:38:47.890 --> 0:38:49.090 that trip on mute. 0:38:49.169 --> 0:38:53.539 Just marry someone for two weeks and you'll be absolutely fine. 0:38:53.620 --> 0:38:55.739 Absolutely fine. You won't get any more headaches, I tell 0:38:55.759 --> 0:38:57.180 you that. There'll be no more headaches. 0:38:58.190 --> 0:39:01.609 So if you do mumbo again, like in the next fortnight, 0:39:01.649 --> 0:39:04.630 does that put you at greater risk of having another attack? 0:39:04.879 --> 0:39:05.069 Yes. 0:39:05.089 --> 0:39:07.519 He said he doesn't know when it's going to start. 0:39:07.540 --> 0:39:10.279 I'm not being funny, right? How weak are your generation 0:39:10.299 --> 0:39:13.259 when simply that is going to do you in? Oh, 0:39:14.440 --> 0:39:19.930 I can't even. Oh, a headache. weak sauce it's. 0:39:19.870 --> 0:39:23.730 Not weak so it's a serious medical condition. 0:39:23.230 --> 0:39:25.879 Middle ages i wouldn't care if my body was on 0:39:25.980 --> 0:39:27.479 fire headaches or anything. 0:39:27.180 --> 0:39:29.280 No you think that you think we carry on. 0:39:29.180 --> 0:39:32.839 No no no we carry on you want the song 0:39:32.859 --> 0:39:36.350 to end but but the pain is too much i'm 0:39:36.390 --> 0:39:41.739 constantly injured i'm constantly injured I'm constantly smearing myself in 0:39:41.799 --> 0:39:44.839 deep heat. That's my loop. That's my loop now. I 0:39:44.879 --> 0:39:48.700 have to. I have to get full range of motion. Okay, guys. 0:39:48.739 --> 0:39:53.789 The doctor did suggest deep breathing exercises while listening. So 0:39:54.190 --> 0:39:56.150 as the song goes on, he said you can, instead 0:39:56.190 --> 0:39:57.890 of breathing quickly, just go. 0:39:59.149 --> 0:40:02.240 Oh, great. It's pretty nice of your partner, Will, to 0:40:02.279 --> 0:40:03.680 make love to someone with asthma. 0:40:03.779 --> 0:40:05.939 Darth Vader. 0:40:06.819 --> 0:40:08.879 Hey, why don't you and I go upstairs and do 0:40:08.899 --> 0:40:13.269 the Darth? I'll take you to the dark side. All right, 0:40:13.290 --> 0:40:17.729 we're looking for your stories. Your stories of bedroom injuries. 0:40:17.790 --> 0:40:21.069 The lines, things are getting heated right now, guys. We 0:40:21.089 --> 0:40:23.900 need to have an aberration to cool down. Lines are 0:40:24.129 --> 0:40:27.440 open now. 13, 55, 22. Any kind of bedroom injuries, 0:40:27.500 --> 0:40:32.280 but if they are, That kind, Mamba No. 5. Just say, Christian, 0:40:32.299 --> 0:40:35.220 we were enjoying Mamba No. 5, and we all know 0:40:35.660 --> 0:40:36.499 what you're talking about. 0:40:37.379 --> 0:40:40.180 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:40:40.980 --> 0:40:44.479 Right now, we're taking your stories about bedroom injuries. Now, 0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:47.150 you have many ways you can injure yourself in the bedroom. However, 0:40:47.330 --> 0:40:52.910 if these do fall into the category of, then we 0:40:52.930 --> 0:40:57.189 just use the safe word, Mamba No. 5. Christian, I 0:40:57.250 --> 0:40:59.370 did an L3 disc in my back, putting on my 0:40:59.450 --> 0:41:07.999 trackies after Mambo No. 5. Wow, Mambo injury. Christian, my 0:41:08.020 --> 0:41:10.890 little brother ran down the hallway towards our bedroom, jumped 0:41:11.089 --> 0:41:13.810 on his bed and bounced elbow first into a window. 0:41:14.250 --> 0:41:17.149 It'll be stitches and a no running rule in the 0:41:17.190 --> 0:41:21.149 house was implemented. Christian, I didn't get as far as 0:41:21.190 --> 0:41:23.709 the mambo. I got tangled up taking my trousers off. 0:41:23.879 --> 0:41:27.920 I hit the floor and concussed myself. All right there, Dylan, a.k.a. 0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:35.640 Benny Hill. That is a very premature end to the evening, Dylan. 0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:41.689 Ambulance for Dylan! Christian, my boyfriend and I were mamboing. Mm-hmm. 0:41:42.219 --> 0:41:44.299 on a camper bed and it collapsed mid-Mambo. 0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:45.680 Oh, wow. 0:41:45.779 --> 0:41:48.100 No. Yeah. Wow. 0:41:48.399 --> 0:41:50.860 Must have been really turning the volume up on that song. 0:41:50.879 --> 0:41:57.210 Yes, yes. Yeah, on a campsite. Lovely. Christian, whilst listening 0:41:57.270 --> 0:42:01.589 to Mamba No. 5, I felt a stabbing pain in 0:42:01.649 --> 0:42:03.430 one of my butt cheeks. I then realized I'd pinned 0:42:03.489 --> 0:42:06.529 myself to the mattress by one of those coiled springs. How? 0:42:06.609 --> 0:42:07.499 That would hurt. 0:42:07.589 --> 0:42:13.870 Really? Now, I remember a while ago on the show, 0:42:14.730 --> 0:42:17.649 we got this call about thunderclap migraines. 0:42:18.790 --> 0:42:22.040 Some years ago, my husband and I were in a 0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:25.379 very compromising position. We reached, I'm trying to be really 0:42:25.419 --> 0:42:26.460 careful what I say. 0:42:26.620 --> 0:42:28.219 Okay, you reached the end of the movie. 0:42:28.299 --> 0:42:30.039 Absolutely. 0:42:30.279 --> 0:42:33.979 And we get this almighty pain in our head, like 0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:37.290 an explosion. And they have to call an ambulance. I 0:42:37.310 --> 0:42:39.870 think I'm dying. It's called a thunderclap migraine. 0:42:40.489 --> 0:42:42.090 I reckon that might be what you had, Rio. 0:42:42.169 --> 0:42:43.810 Yeah, she's my Thunderclap sister. 0:42:43.870 --> 0:42:48.129 Both of us have gone through the same. 0:42:48.190 --> 0:42:50.170 Carly's on the line with a story. Morning, Carly. 0:42:51.109 --> 0:42:57.459 Morning, Christian. Yeah, I hate having my feet tickled. One night, 0:42:57.520 --> 0:43:01.680 my ex-husband decides that he's going to go to the 0:43:01.719 --> 0:43:05.259 bottom of the bed and tickle my feet. Well, it's 0:43:05.419 --> 0:43:09.930 all care, no responsibility if you tickle my feet. And 0:43:10.609 --> 0:43:14.129 I gave him one almighty push and he went flying 0:43:14.290 --> 0:43:16.479 off the end of the bed. Well, we lived in 0:43:16.520 --> 0:43:20.779 a little farmhouse that had no mod cons like wardrobes. 0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:24.919 And so he built a steel clothes rack. And I 0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:27.499 flew him off the end of the bed. And all 0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:31.420 of a sudden I hear... there's something wet. Wait, wait, 0:43:31.580 --> 0:43:33.899 something's wet. Turn the light on, turn the light on. 0:43:33.919 --> 0:43:37.940 We turned the light on. He'd split open his bum 0:43:38.730 --> 0:43:44.349 on the steel rack and there was blood everywhere. 0:43:45.629 --> 0:43:49.450 Oh my word, what a ripper. Are we talking cheek? 0:43:49.469 --> 0:43:53.690 Yeah. We're talking bum cheek, yeah. Bum cheek, yeah. 0:43:53.969 --> 0:43:56.569 Ripped it open on the corner of the foot of 0:43:56.589 --> 0:43:58.589 the steel of the clothes rack. 0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:04.700 Wow. Lesson learned, though. Lesson learned. Don't touch those feet. 0:44:04.839 --> 0:44:07.700 Don't tickle Carly's feet. It's a life rule. 0:44:08.680 --> 0:44:08.980 Correct. 0:44:09.580 --> 0:44:11.640 Is that why he's the ex? 0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:13.330 One of many reasons, but yes. 0:44:13.399 --> 0:44:21.769 One of many reasons. Cited in a divorce. Foot-tickling freak. Carly, 0:44:21.799 --> 0:44:23.689 great story. Thank you very much for sharing with me. 0:44:23.690 --> 0:44:24.289 Have a lovely day. 0:44:24.299 --> 0:44:25.029 You too. 0:44:29.540 --> 0:44:33.169 It's the Christian O'Connell Show, time for this morning's Time Waster. 0:44:33.799 --> 0:44:37.850 All right, we're looking for your budget movies. Today is World... 0:44:38.009 --> 0:44:42.370 Is it? World Op Shop Day. If we say it is, 0:44:42.410 --> 0:44:45.649 it is. It's World Op Shop Day. When you go 0:44:45.669 --> 0:44:48.099 in there today, if you're going in today, congratulate those 0:44:48.180 --> 0:44:50.180 old-timers in there. They're always up for a bit of 0:44:50.219 --> 0:44:51.100 chit-chat and a smile. 0:44:51.359 --> 0:44:52.100 Thank you, Beatrice. 0:44:53.440 --> 0:44:59.370 Thanks, Ray. Okay, budget movies. Little op shop of horrors. 0:44:59.589 --> 0:45:01.109 Ooh, terrifying. 0:45:01.169 --> 0:45:03.980 Silver. Op shop enheimer. 0:45:04.279 --> 0:45:05.279 Oh, that's gold. 0:45:06.859 --> 0:45:08.720 Take a leaf out of Patsy's book in these times, 0:45:08.779 --> 0:45:09.899 Devil Wears Kmart. 0:45:12.200 --> 0:45:12.700 Gold. 0:45:14.839 --> 0:45:17.100 And they don't call it secondhand for some items now, 0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:20.749 do they? It's pre-loved. And I saw Hugh Grant for 0:45:20.810 --> 0:45:29.290 sale the other day. That's right. Pre-loved, actually. Quentin Tarantino 0:45:30.069 --> 0:45:32.689 is trying to remake a movie of his, you know, 0:45:32.750 --> 0:45:36.910 Cheaper Times. And it's not Kill Bill. That's really expensive, actually. No, 0:45:36.950 --> 0:45:41.219 it's Spit Bill. I didn't have any drinks, guys. I 0:45:41.259 --> 0:45:43.479 did not have any drinks. I'm driving, so take that 0:45:43.500 --> 0:45:49.259 off the bill, please. And the Australian Space Project. What 0:45:49.279 --> 0:45:53.210 would you call that? Aldi right men. Aldi right men. 0:45:53.290 --> 0:45:55.730 Hey, why did you do Australian? That's unnecessary. 0:45:55.770 --> 0:46:00.390 Because, you seen it? Aldi right men. Gold, gold, gold. 0:46:00.430 --> 0:46:02.749 It is very good. All right, Rio, what have you got? 0:46:02.790 --> 0:46:03.689 Budget movies. 0:46:03.930 --> 0:46:06.479 You know, bloody Eminem is using my Netflix login. 0:46:06.500 --> 0:46:07.779 Oh, what? 0:46:08.200 --> 0:46:09.300 It's Cheapskate Mile. 0:46:10.319 --> 0:46:13.640 Oh, nicely done. Gold. 0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:18.239 Hey, who's that vampire ruffling around in the sales rack? 0:46:18.890 --> 0:46:19.569 I don't know. Who is it? 0:46:19.669 --> 0:46:20.870 It's Discount Dracula. 0:46:23.109 --> 0:46:25.709 Oh, we got there. Do you have your retainers in? 0:46:26.089 --> 0:46:27.000 It's Silver. 0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:30.780 Who are those gangsters at the Greek restaurant? Jimmy Barnes 0:46:30.839 --> 0:46:33.180 is taking home a doggy bag. So are these guys. 0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:35.080 It's Reservoir Doggy Bag. 0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:40.200 Too long to get there. Bronze. 0:46:40.379 --> 0:46:42.540 And Black Hawk Watered Down. 0:46:42.560 --> 0:46:44.360 Oh, I've got to stretch that cordial out. Oh, that's 0:46:44.399 --> 0:46:50.150 very good. Every mum did that trick, didn't they? My 0:46:50.230 --> 0:46:58.350 mum used to do it with the Heinz tomato ketchup. Oh, no, mumma. No, no, no, no, no. 0:46:58.690 --> 0:47:01.400 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:47:01.940 --> 0:47:05.860 Today's time waster. We're looking for your budget movies. Rio, 0:47:05.980 --> 0:47:08.399 are you ready to mark? I am. Up for grabs 0:47:08.419 --> 0:47:11.640 for the best in show, $ 500. Gift card. You're going 0:47:11.660 --> 0:47:15.489 to enjoy yourself at Holy Moly Golf Club with the 0:47:15.509 --> 0:47:21.180 gift card. Gift card. Hello? Breaking up. Can you hear 0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:26.120 me now? That's so much clearer. All right, then. Donnie Costo. 0:47:27.160 --> 0:47:28.379 Silver plus. 0:47:28.500 --> 0:47:34.739 That's good, Nathan. Saving Private Ryan becomes Ryan's private savings. 0:47:35.230 --> 0:47:36.340 That's very clever. 0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:40.950 Very smart. One wedding, no funeral. 0:47:40.969 --> 0:47:44.529 That is a bit silver. 0:47:45.549 --> 0:47:47.329 Tango and cash converters. 0:47:47.710 --> 0:47:48.330 Silver plus. 0:47:48.870 --> 0:47:51.189 When Harry met Sally on Teams. Cheaper, isn't it? I 0:47:51.190 --> 0:47:52.049 guess some wine dinner. 0:47:53.609 --> 0:47:54.190 Zoom date. 0:47:54.569 --> 0:47:59.780 Yes. Do you remember those dark days of lockdown? Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, 0:47:59.810 --> 0:48:06.299 let's have a drink on Zoom. Coupon air. Silver. Who 0:48:06.319 --> 0:48:07.940 left the bloody lights on again? 0:48:08.319 --> 0:48:08.719 Gold. 0:48:09.219 --> 0:48:10.120 My cousin Vinny's. 0:48:10.580 --> 0:48:11.040 Gold. 0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:15.170 Well done, Joe. Coats are so expensive these days, Christian. 0:48:15.210 --> 0:48:18.109 Pricey coats. What about Menestera Oats? 0:48:18.770 --> 0:48:21.030 Bronze. 0:48:21.750 --> 0:48:25.710 Al Pacino's got a bit tight ass. He's relaunched. 20% 0:48:25.710 --> 0:48:29.910 off a woman. I think he's got more than just 0:48:29.950 --> 0:48:30.790 a bit tight ass. 0:48:30.819 --> 0:48:31.960 He's a tight ass. 0:48:32.169 --> 0:48:33.279 Yes. 0:48:33.299 --> 0:48:33.620 Gold. 0:48:35.700 --> 0:48:42.460 Thrifty first dates. Gold. Edward Secondhand. 0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:44.120 Oh, very good. 0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:48.560 That might be a contender there. Ray, well done. Wizard 0:48:48.580 --> 0:48:54.839 of Coupons. Silver. Weekend at Vinny's. Gold. Tax-Free Willy. 0:48:55.759 --> 0:48:56.219 Gold. 0:48:57.640 --> 0:48:58.899 Lord of the Ring Pools. Collect them. 0:48:59.540 --> 0:49:00.180 Silver Plus. 0:49:01.879 --> 0:49:04.180 When Aldi met Sally. It's getting cheaper. 0:49:04.359 --> 0:49:05.920 Oh, brilliant. 0:49:06.339 --> 0:49:09.320 Justin, well done. We brought a Teemu, not a zoo. 0:49:09.940 --> 0:49:10.400 Silver Plus. 0:49:11.549 --> 0:49:12.790 Cloudy with a chance of mothballs. 0:49:13.450 --> 0:49:13.830 Gold. 0:49:14.230 --> 0:49:15.529 No country for Aldi men. 0:49:16.060 --> 0:49:16.780 Gold too. 0:49:17.620 --> 0:49:21.299 Lord of the onion rings. Silver. All right. Who is 0:49:21.339 --> 0:49:22.080 the winner today? 0:49:22.299 --> 0:49:22.560 Mr. 0:49:22.620 --> 0:49:24.450 Ray with Edward's second hands. 0:49:24.830 --> 0:49:25.229 Oh, wow. 0:49:25.270 --> 0:49:27.650 I like new thing now. We're going to call them Mr. 0:49:28.069 --> 0:49:29.330 I like it. Mr. 0:49:29.390 --> 0:49:29.790 Ray. 0:49:31.169 --> 0:49:32.410 It's Karen one Friday. 0:49:32.430 --> 0:49:37.140 The Christian O'Connell Show. Go on. Podcast.