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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast Sad Woods, the

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Speaker 1: Queen of Pop, has announced a world tour. Forty years

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Speaker 1: since this song came out, Madonna is doing a world tour.

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Speaker 1: The great news for everybody living here in Australia is

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Speaker 1: that she's not coming.

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Speaker 2: He's pretty big these days, like they're all coming. Billy

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Speaker 2: Joel was there, Johnny was here, Elton john of course,

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Speaker 2: Johnny just got Johnny. Everyone calls him Johnny. I feel

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Speaker 2: like most world tours now like a straight we're there

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Speaker 2: right from from Donzie Madonna of course.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think it's a priority for I don't

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Speaker 1: know why. Maybe we've offended her in the past.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how old is Madonna now?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say seventy wild? I reckon that's a

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Speaker 1: that's a real stab. I've got three or four different

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Speaker 1: monkeys typing on typewriters sixty.

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Speaker 2: Four sixty four close close to seventy.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Ran. Anyway, she's going everywhere with Australia, which is devastating. Sure,

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Speaker 1: and I just thought, you know, how can we cover

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Speaker 1: this on this show? How can we give Australia a

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Speaker 1: slice of Madonna? Given that we're missing out on her

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Speaker 1: and then I remember that we've got this woman who

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Speaker 1: is a banker by day, but by night also writes

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Speaker 1: amazing song parodies. We just give her an artist, give

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Speaker 1: her a topic. She mashes them together. Last time, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure how he got there, but it was Abba

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Speaker 1: and the soccer.

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Speaker 2: It was because the World Cup was on.

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Speaker 3: I was a Abba.

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Speaker 2: No, she loves her forehand.

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Speaker 3: Ok, her name's Dina.

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Speaker 1: If you missed some of it last time, hears her

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Speaker 1: doing the soccers to Abba.

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Speaker 4: Scoring scoring scoring, oh n in the sok we go,

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Speaker 4: no window, woke up. Come on, we are the Stalker Rooms,

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Speaker 4: the team from around the world.

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Speaker 5: Starker Room. Yes, we're in the World Cup. You were

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Speaker 5: going to bring you home. Everyone else get out of

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Speaker 5: the way.

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Speaker 1: Oh here's the parody queen that joins us right now. Dana,

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Speaker 1: welcome back to Will's guarantee.

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Speaker 3: To blow your mind.

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Speaker 1: Dana, welcome back, mate.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you, Hare are you both so well

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Speaker 5: better now?

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Speaker 2: We're so much better out of it in your presence, Dina,

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Speaker 2: how's the how's the writing coming along?

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Speaker 6: We know that you you know you can't stop a

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Speaker 6: mind like that can't stop.

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Speaker 7: No, we can't.

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Speaker 5: Look, I took a little break over Christmas put myself

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Speaker 5: a bit of a.

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Speaker 2: Break, fair enough.

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Speaker 8: But now it's a new year's.

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Speaker 5: Underway, so am I.

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Speaker 1: And the rumor's true, Dina, which are waiting to see

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Speaker 1: what you said? Album in the works is what I've heard.

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Speaker 5: Look, that's meant to be on the slide. How they

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Speaker 5: got out there, but it's under wrapped.

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Speaker 1: Didn't want to give this. I didn't want to give this.

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Speaker 1: That was unprofessional of me. I'm sorry about that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's get into it, Dinna, because as I said, as

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Speaker 1: you've heard.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure Madonna is doing a world tour.

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Speaker 1: She's not coming to Australia, but we need to give,

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Speaker 1: you know, Australia a little bit of Madonna, and I

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Speaker 1: think that's only going to be through the form of Madina.

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Speaker 1: So look the standard standard deal here, mate. You've got

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Speaker 1: three minutes one song to write, three song parodies about

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Speaker 1: Madonna's world tour and not coming to Australia. Obviously all

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Speaker 1: the parodies have to be Madonna songs.

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Speaker 5: Are you up to the task, I certainly am. Yes, Yep,

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Speaker 5: go for it. Yep, you're with that, guys.

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Speaker 2: Are you a fan of Madonna? Dina?

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Speaker 5: I am I was.

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 5: There's her contact guys, only three for first content at

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Speaker 5: the G Wow you Oh, I couldn't say much, but yeah,

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Speaker 5: I was there.

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Speaker 2: Why couldn't you say much? Dina?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Well, at a G I was sort of in, you know,

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Speaker 1: Oh right, how old were you, Dona, nineteen ninety three?

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Speaker 1: Who'd you go with?

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Speaker 5: And how I was I was in my late twenties.

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Speaker 4: I think, wow, Yeah, what.

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Speaker 2: A time, What a time, Dina. Well, you're definitely the

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Speaker 2: one to be doing parodies about Madonna. Songs can be

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Speaker 2: right up next. We're going to be graced with them. Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean, geez, you're very lucky Australia.

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Speaker 1: Stop talking to her.

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Speaker 2: She's got three minutes a sorry, Dana, she's got we're

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Speaker 2: in the song already, sorry.

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Speaker 1: Twenty minutes.

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Speaker 6: Get to work.

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Speaker 1: Medina takes the airwaves up next devastating news. This afternoon, guys,

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Speaker 1: Madonna is doing a world to forty years since Holiday,

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Speaker 1: which is epic, But she's not coming to Australia.

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Speaker 2: I sort of still hold home.

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Speaker 1: And I said this before the show what's enticing her?

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Speaker 2: He we I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But if you, if you, Madonna's on the phone right now. Yep,

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Speaker 1: you've called her. You go, Madonna, you're missing out in Australia.

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Speaker 1: Tell her why she should come here.

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Speaker 2: The beaches, Madonna, the zoos of your held? Have you

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Speaker 2: held kal zoos? People?

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't hit.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't hit with the zoos, yes, I would. They

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Speaker 2: love the animals here.

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Speaker 3: They don't like animals in captivity is not cool, man, No,

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Speaker 6: Will go to a going to the bush and find

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Speaker 6: a koala.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've got me.

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Speaker 2: We're down there.

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Speaker 1: We stop beach, second stop zoo.

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Speaker 6: Here we go, Siara, who is that R and B artist?

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Speaker 6: She loved the koalas Ciara, Miss Elliott.

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Speaker 1: Talking about.

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Speaker 2: She loves Okay, let's just get down, back down.

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Speaker 9: And.

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Speaker 1: Madonna's coming to Australia. Those beaches and koalas all to

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Speaker 1: one side.

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Speaker 3: Fine, she's not coming sure.

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Speaker 1: So to give you guys a bit of Madonna, we're

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Speaker 1: thrown to the Queen of parodies, Dina. Yes, Medina returns

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Speaker 1: to Will and Woody with three Madonna parodies that she's

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Speaker 1: written in three minutes about Madonna not coming to Australia.

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Speaker 3: It's an astounding feat.

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Speaker 1: Well is it? She's on the phone right now, Dina,

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Speaker 1: welcome back, Gee weez. Three minutes, Dina, three Madonna songs

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Speaker 1: about Madonna not coming to Australia.

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Speaker 3: How are you feeling?

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Speaker 5: Yep, I feel good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, confidence as all hell. Sounds like she's got a

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Speaker 1: customer to get back to. All right, let's get let's

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Speaker 1: do it, Dina. First one, We're ready when you are? Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 5: The first one, I'm really I'm really bummed out guys

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Speaker 5: that she's not coming to Australia. So the first one

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Speaker 5: is hung up, Oh clever.

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Speaker 2: Do we have a grab of hung Up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, great song?

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Speaker 3: Anna take it away?

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Speaker 5: Okay, every little country that you play in see I'm

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Speaker 5: bummed out. I can't move and swings waiting for your

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Speaker 5: tour girl, Near and far, I'm bummed out. I can't

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Speaker 5: see your pointy e bra.

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Speaker 1: She's having as the first one, thing love the wine,

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Speaker 1: doubt it, bra, reference and everything.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Number two, DNA far Away, material material girl.

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Speaker 2: Oh yep, good one.

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Speaker 5: Material like she's no spring Chicken anymore.

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Speaker 8: Sober let's go with that.

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Speaker 5: Madonna's going on too around the world. But she's not

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Speaker 5: a spring chicken girl. You know, she has a dodgy

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Speaker 5: hip and she's sixty four. I'll go on to I'll

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Speaker 5: be her girl.

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Speaker 4: Struggled with.

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Speaker 5: One of the.

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Speaker 2: Happen at the end of that one was the chorus there,

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Speaker 2: she's no longer a spring chicken girl. Yes, unbelievable, Dina.

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Speaker 2: I think that's unbelievable, girl.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Oh God, some.

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Speaker 1: Good ones that is out there? All right, here we

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Speaker 1: go vital one, Dina, what song is it?

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's like a prayer and I'm truly trying to

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Speaker 5: get her. I'm praying that you change her mind.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, one of the all time dangers. That one,

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Speaker 1: all right, Dina, Geez is one of my favorite songs.

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Speaker 3: You better do it justice.

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Speaker 1: Madonna's not coming to Australia. Let's hear its three minutes

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Speaker 1: to write this parody, Dina, take you.

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Speaker 5: Away because it's my favorite too. So okay, when you

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Speaker 5: called me name, it's pronounced girl Madonna. Please, one has

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Speaker 5: seen your songs. I would stand front row and make

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Speaker 5: you look real good. Just come to Australia. I'll buy

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Speaker 5: you some songs.

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Speaker 2: You buy me some songs.

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Speaker 1: Fells Heaven help me.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's the bitch Manna come to Australia.

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Speaker 1: We'll buy you some thongs, Dina. Yeah. If the bitches

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Speaker 1: in the koalas won't get to hear the thongs, will

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Speaker 1: there's not about it. Thanks for jos Dina. Hey, double

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Speaker 1: double pass to go to Holts Dinut. We love your

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Speaker 1: Holts Extreme screen double pass. Yesdna, she's the best. Always

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Speaker 1: great to hear your voice. Mate, get back to the

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Speaker 1: banking or whatever you.

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Speaker 3: Don't wally do with you.

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Speaker 2: So it's been revealed in this new sort of docu

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Speaker 2: series on Netflix which is called Breakpoint, that Nick Curios's mum,

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Speaker 2: whose name is Nil, she keeps every single one of

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Speaker 2: Nick's rackets that he smashes. So he's he's a pretty

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Speaker 2: hot tempered unit. He smashes a lot of rackets. His

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Speaker 2: talking about it.

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Speaker 10: He just became aggressive, was just so angry, always angry

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Speaker 10: at something.

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Speaker 3: He does get angry.

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Speaker 6: He's a hot little pot of hot water.

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Speaker 2: Will that's a way to describe him, do you know

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Speaker 2: what I feel like all mums just keep really weird

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Speaker 2: things from our childhoods. I don't know what goes on

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Speaker 2: there where they just go, oh, this is they're going

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Speaker 2: to love this. I'm gonna I'm gonna hang on to this.

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Speaker 2: But as I'm saying this, I realize that I've recently

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Speaker 2: but it's just like I feel like I have to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've just got it in a jar next to

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what did you break there?

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Speaker 6: But Remy's umbilical cord is somewhere on the ground.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure to do it. It was funny. I

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Speaker 6: I'm still there? What if someone later I'm still there.

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Speaker 2: I'm hanging on to it.

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Speaker 2: How big do you think the umbilical It looks like

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Speaker 2: a booger. It looks like a like a large, bloody booger.

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Speaker 1: So if someone thinks it's a cockroach and they just

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Speaker 1: We'll just put it in a normal place. I don't

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Speaker 2: It's totally reasonable feedback, and I'll take it on board,

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Speaker 3: I go home tonight.

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Speaker 1: You, but right now, take all future guests in your

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Speaker 3: It's just not an obstacle they need to navigate.

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Speaker 2: I just right now, I do hope there's more people

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Speaker 2: For whatever reason, they just felt like, yeah, I need

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Speaker 2: Far we've got broken rackets. We're asking you, guys, what's

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Speaker 9: Yes, she did what.

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Speaker 12: She kept to mine and my sister's teeth.

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Speaker 8: That the bracelet.

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Speaker 1: On a braceletter? Who is she had alector? That is rank?

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Speaker 11: Was she was?

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Speaker 4: She?

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Speaker 2: Was she paying you for the teeth because obviously you've

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Speaker 8: So was she paying gold coins?

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Speaker 2: So she gave you gold coins so she could make

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Literally, they're just like dangling.

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Speaker 7: She doesn't wear them anymore.

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Speaker 10: Thought with teeth on them?

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Speaker 1: Now, yeah, nice, that's that's imbhorum sick.

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Speaker 2: That's sick. Stuff that is sick. I'm being aggressive.

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Speaker 1: Teeth do a bit cool though, like a shark tooth necklace.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, tooth necklace.

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Speaker 1: There might be a market for that. Could be get

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Speaker 1: it going and by and buy and you can get

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Speaker 2: Sell I reckon in Byron, you could get teeth cheap

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Speaker 1: Sorry, what do you mean you can get teeth cheap

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Speaker 1: If you rip it out for me right now, I

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Speaker 1: can do it for you. I've got a piece of

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, there's a negotiation or a bitting war

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Speaker 3: You're going to get the tooth theory involved.

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Speaker 2: Well she doesn't.

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Speaker 6: Who gets I'll go like, look what's you offering? Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'll double it boom.

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Speaker 3: And then chug it on a necklace.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and sell it for a price. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: Jerry here. Child tooth necklace is sick.

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Speaker 2: We should make like.

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Speaker 1: That's got to be it's got to be illegal. It's

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Speaker 3: I think I'm actually up for it.

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Speaker 2: I think I think if you've got teeth out there,

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Speaker 2: with us. Send it in and kids, we will pay

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Speaker 2: us know, we will bloody double. There's good money in

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Speaker 2: it for you. And then whatever we have the necklaces. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Two necklaces, five dollars. It will sick, just smells illegal.

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Speaker 3: I have a child's tooth on my necklace.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a good transaction and feels weird to me.

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Speaker 2: Let's got to Jerry here, Jerry, we're moving off teeth.

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Speaker 2: What's the weird thing that your mum would keep?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm actually the weird mom.

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Speaker 7: When you have a baby. I don't know if you

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Speaker 8: Well, I thought it would be called to keep.

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Speaker 7: My daughter's very first cut fingernails. Then I stuck them

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Speaker 7: So I'm not too sure why I kept him, but

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Speaker 2: Jerry, would you be open to making some sort of

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Speaker 5: Were not look, you know, with the tepe.

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Speaker 7: I've actually got all their taes a.

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Speaker 1: Jerry.

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Speaker 7: Let's talk of some kind of we do, some kind

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Speaker 7: of friendship bracelet.

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Speaker 1: The child's like a child's body part, pandora bracelet. You

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Speaker 1: know you can get a lot nails.

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Speaker 3: Bit of hair.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind that, Jerry.

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Speaker 1: You would actually look like a cannibal.

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Speaker 6: Let's talk of people will be into it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they will.

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Speaker 2: They will. It's got a jully here, Jullie thirty one,

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Speaker 10: Yes, that's right.

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Speaker 8: So she's kept the first fish that he ever caught fishing.

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Speaker 1: Oh the freezer? Where is it?

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Speaker 10: It's out at my house and I've been we've been

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Speaker 1: I bought a couple of What sort of fish is it, Julie.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't, Julie, Julie. Can we eat the fish?

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Speaker 8: I don't think so. I just want to throw it's frozen.

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Speaker 2: So it's fine, Julie, if you're open to it, you

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Speaker 2: bring the fish in you want to eat, Let's eat

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Speaker 2: the fish.

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Speaker 1: There's no lets about this. I'm not eating an eight

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Speaker 2: Let's bloody.

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Speaker 10: Do know it's got to be it's got to be

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Speaker 10: about thirty five years old, thirty.

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Speaker 1: Five year old frozen fish.

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Speaker 4: You want to eat it?

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Speaker 2: Eat the fish.

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Speaker 1: I'm not eating it.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna eat it with children's teeth.

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Speaker 2: Send you to give me Woody Goodness after this, it's

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Speaker 2: the Women Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 1: You had a run in with the footballer, which I

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Speaker 2: I get, I get over excited.

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Speaker 1: You're worse around footballers than you are around ex girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd agree with that. I would definitely agree with that.

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Speaker 2: I become a little boy. Anyway, I saw a former

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Speaker 1: I said, good, ay, Yeah, So there's a couple of

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Speaker 3: First of all, you're running around a four hundred meters

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Speaker 2: I thought that was a great idea because it's obviously

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Speaker 2: take her to the streets and start. She bubbled out, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: exactly right. So I was just just punching. Four hundred.

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Speaker 1: Is utterly stranging and of itself, but that might be.

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Speaker 1: There's a content arct there. The four hundred meters pram

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Speaker 1: bacinet race. I was queer as a race there.

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Speaker 2: I was quick changing. There's a race there for.

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Speaker 1: Young dads, the four hundred meter bassinet Championship. I tell

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Speaker 1: you who else has got a kid in a basinet.

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Speaker 1: Hugh van Kylenberg, our friend who runs in. If he

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Speaker 6: He's really quick, he can run.

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Speaker 2: I think he'd lose it with mobility or control over

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Speaker 1: I think We're gonna have to another day. Let's just

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Speaker 1: get back to the heath Shaw thing. Okay, sure, so

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Speaker 1: you see heath Shaw. Yes, you then completely lose it.

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Speaker 1: You call him by his nickname, which only other people

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Speaker 1: you do, which is really weird. You've never met him

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, he goodter, and I actually I passed

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Speaker 2: two nervous I said, nat, pull out, and I got

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Speaker 2: did three lamps, and then finally I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: get a heater, and I came up behind him. So

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Speaker 2: I interviewed you, yes, And then he was like cool.

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Speaker 1: With the baby in a mess?

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Speaker 2: He would have loved it and we potentially would have

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00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 2: become good friends. Okay, So he had a very famous

448
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 2: moment in an AFL Grand Final where effectively he snuck

449
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 2: up behind someone yes and stopped a goal from getting kicked. Yeah,

450
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 2: you don't need to know foot to know that it

451
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 2: was a brilliant moment. Here's the commentary of that moment.

452
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, wonderful chase. Why he sure he came

453
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 1: up behind like a librarian heard him.

454
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 2: So hours after my interaction with Heath Show, I was like,

455
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 2: oh my god, I should have run up behind him

456
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,880
Speaker 2: with the PRAM and said, oh, came up behind him

457
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 2: like a librarian. He never heard me coming, and he

458
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 2: would have gone, oh, I see what you've done there.

459
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: You've taken the commentary from my amazing moment in a

460
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 2: grand final. That's brilliant. Why don't you go right ahead

461
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,199
Speaker 2: and chain your number on my phone. We're getting this.

462
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 1: Meet the pub tonight.

463
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 6: You're obviously a funny guyously a funny guy.

464
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 5: I like it.

465
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 3: You take your baby in hell, that would have happened.

466
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,159
Speaker 1: And you and I have gone back and forth with

467
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: this for a while, and there's only one way to

468
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 1: settle it. The great news is I have head Shaw's number.

469
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 2: Context.

470
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,679
Speaker 1: The only way we're gonna find out up next you're

471
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 1: gonna call him. You're going to do the bit and

472
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 1: we're going to see if your mates.

473
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's beautiful.

474
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: What's your awful at meeting famous people? Here's you And

475
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 1: when we had the MIC's rolling, when Delta good Room

476
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 1: walked in one day, that tells a good Room.

477
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Speaker 11: It is.

478
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 3: Every time.

479
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 1: Really, you think you're bad with like pop stars and stuff,

480
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: you're far worse with sports people.

481
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 3: Just yeah, I become him on a pedestal.

482
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 2: Because I become the twelve year old boy that idolized

483
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Speaker 2: elite athletes effectively. So the other day I find myself

484
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: on an amstraank I'm punching four hundred laps with Remy

485
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: and a pram was our first run together. It was great.

486
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 2: Former AFL footballer heathshow rocks up he starts running laps. Now,

487
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 2: if you don't know Heathshaw, he had a very famous

488
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 2: moment in an AFL Grand Final where effectively he snuck

489
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: up on someone and thwarted a goal in quite an

490
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 2: incredible moment. Here is the commentary.

491
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 1: He came up home been like a librarian.

492
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: But I had a look a crap interaction with Heath.

493
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 2: I just said get a heater. He got startled and

494
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: I said, I'm Woody. I interviewed you when you came

495
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: out of SAS. He was also on the show SAS

496
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, yeah right.

497
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 6: And then I just ran away.

498
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: Now I have since thought about that moment and I've gone, oh,

499
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 2: wouldn't it have been hilarious? If I came up behind

500
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 2: him and then said he came up behind him.

501
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 3: Like a librarian.

502
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 2: He never heard me coming, and I truly believe that

503
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 2: if he heard that, he potentially would have fallen over

504
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 2: in after and then go on, bloody hell, mate, let's

505
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: be not best mates.

506
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 6: But very good friends, soul mates, because you're obviously a legend.

507
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 6: In my mind, that's what would have happened if I

508
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 6: had that interaction, right, Okay.

509
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 3: I've heard you say that for three days now. I've

510
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 3: had enough of it.

511
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: I've actually found Heathshaw's number. One way to tell you,

512
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 1: I think it works.

513
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 6: Now, this is awkward.

514
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: Now, I'm done with this. I'm sick of hearing, sick

515
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: of hearing about the fact that you could have been

516
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: best mates with heat Show.

517
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 3: I've got his number.

518
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: We're going to find out if you use that line

519
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: on him, snuck up behind him like a librarian. Okay,

520
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: whether he will actually accept you, because I think you're

521
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 1: going to make an absolute dickive yourself and I'm looking

522
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 1: forward to.

523
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 2: Well now, I hope he's got the you know, the

524
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 2: creativity to put himself back in ore. You go, good mate?

525
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 12: How are you?

526
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

527
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 4: Not to bad man?

528
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 5: I just just venture down to the driving.

529
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 6: For a little while, if you don't mind, bit easier

530
00:24:59,280 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 6: than the ass track.

531
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 9: Yeah.

532
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I don't know why I torture myself and

533
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 2: go there because I know I'm just going to be

534
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: doing lap on lap on.

535
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 3: Lap on laps.

536
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, mate, you're going hard. It's good.

537
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 3: I was impressed.

538
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 2: I was impressed.

539
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 11: Get it done, mate, get it done.

540
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 2: And well we should we should link up for a

541
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: for a session down at the track. Yeah, now, reason

542
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 2: for my call mate. I know we had a brief

543
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 2: conversation there, but I've sort of since thought about our

544
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 2: interaction and I just wanted to say, like what I

545
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 2: should have said to you when I when I said

546
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 2: good am. I just think it would have been hilarious

547
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,719
Speaker 2: if I actually came behind you and went came up

548
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 2: behind him like a librarian and tells people said that

549
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: to me, and as I said, I'm all the mate, Okay,

550
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 2: I can't believe I played three hundred and twenty five

551
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: games and I'm going to be remembered.

552
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 11: For a mother.

553
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 6: Yeah right, So it wouldn't have been good if I

554
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 6: went for it would have just defended you.

555
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 2: I wonder it just would have been real awkward.

556
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 10: I would have given you that.

557
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 5: That was good.

558
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 3: That was good stuff.

559
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: It was well done. It was one of those awkward things.

560
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: But he said after he managed to say the line

561
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: to you that you guys would probably get beers and

562
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: be best mates forever, which I said was unlikely. And

563
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: it seems like he's proven me wrong because you're going

564
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: to go to the track together.

565
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, outrageous, But what are you.

566
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 11: What are you doing?

567
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 8: You go to the track.

568
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 6: You usually go to the pop up because you do

569
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 6: all the hard work.

570
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: So you should be on for a beer.

571
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 2: We got We're having a beer. Yeah, I loved We're

572
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: having a beer.

573
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 5: That's a weird on.

574
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: We can talk about the other three hundred and twenty

575
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: eight games of your.

576
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: Career, hater. Right now, it's a Willin Wood, oldest woman

577
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: in the world dying today, Woods one hundred and eighteen.

578
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: Great knock, unreal, unbelievable.

579
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: Well done at.

580
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: Lucille, Yeah, well done Lucille. Anyway, she said the key

581
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: to long life was a glass wine and a piece

582
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: of chocolate.

583
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 3: And I said, Lucille, I respect you.

584
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: A respect, your respect your elders, of course, but I

585
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 1: don't believe you and so I did a bit of

586
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 1: research what is actually the key to long life?

587
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 3: How do you actually live long?

588
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: And I stumbled across this guy called Robert Waldinger, who's

589
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: at Harvard University, is the chair of psychology at Harvard University.

590
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: He runs the longest running study on human happiness and

591
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: well being on the planet. How long has been going

592
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: for since nineteen.

593
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 6: Thirty eight and ding is still alive.

594
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 3: No, he didn't start it.

595
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: He's just in charge of it.

596
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 11: Now.

597
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 1: Don't don't worry about asking the subjects, mate, just ask

598
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: the bloke who runs it.

599
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: It's two hundred and fifty. Dingers has got the secret.

600
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 2: He's just not telling any of us.

601
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: No. So in nineteen thirty eight they started this actually

602
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: bloody fascinating. It's one of the most famous Ted talks ever.

603
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: So if you go and look it up, you'll be

604
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: able to find it. Robert Waldinger.

605
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 3: They start how did this study? In nineteen thirty eight?

606
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 1: So they got a number of families in Boston, which

607
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: is just near where the university is, and they basically

608
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 1: sat them down and they said, look, we just want

609
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: to study you for as long as we possibly can. You,

610
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 1: your partner, your kids, and we're just going to come

611
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: around and they go around to their houses every two weeks,

612
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: and they asked them it was meant to be on psychology,

613
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: how are you feeling, how you're going with your partner, etc.

614
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 1: But then over time their data obviously increased and increased

615
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: and increased and increased, and so they started to draw

616
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: some patterns and metrics where they could actually measure what

617
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: made people happier over the course of their life, what

618
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: made people live longer over the course of their life.

619
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: And the thing that they found that made people live

620
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: the longest. I'm not ready for a drum roll yet.

621
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to tease it a little bit more. I

622
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: like teasing people.

623
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 9: So the.

624
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: Thing that they found, now you dare drum roll me

625
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: was so astonishing to them that they actually had to

626
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: double check it with another study on well being because

627
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: they were like, we do not think this can be right.

628
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 2: Think this couldn't. This couldn't be the answer to long

629
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: life and happiness.

630
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: This thing killed people more than smoking or alcoholism.

631
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 2: Comfortably, sorry, there's a negative thing they found.

632
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: Well if it's the same thing, but the other side

633
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: of the coin of this killed people more than smoking

634
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: or alcoholism. Did wow, Yeah about don't relationships? Yeah, people's relationships.

635
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: If you had a good relationship, if you had a lot,

636
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: if you had lots of successful, loving relationships, where you

637
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: felt secure in relationships, you outlived everyone. Even for people

638
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: that like smoked a lot or drank a lot. This

639
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: thing was far more powerful in terms of how long

640
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: they lived. So the strength of their relationship was the

641
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: size of their heart, was how much they loved in

642
00:29:59,200 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: their life.

643
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: So doctor Victor Frankel, who's a psychiatrist who was in

644
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 2: the Holocaust and he was in a concentration camp, he

645
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: came to the same thing he did, so he did

646
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 2: a study from his time in the Holocaust.

647
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 1: Well, come on, I've come on here with a very

648
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: impressive study.

649
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 2: The people. Well, it's the same answers, drum wrong.

650
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: You've tried to you've tried to outstudy me, and you

651
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: hear me with the same thing.

652
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 2: He said, The people who survived overwhelmingly just had someone

653
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: to live for outside of the concentration and overwhelmingly, yeah,

654
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: the people who I'm staying alive for this person because

655
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to seeing I've got a relationship with.

656
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 2: Whereas the people who didn't or the people who found

657
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 2: out that say family or that love died, they would

658
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 2: also die almost.

659
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah right interesting, Yeah, well yeah, so apparently when this

660
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: study began. When they started it, nobody cared about empathy

661
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: or attachment in their relationships. But they started realizing really

662
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: quickly how important it was as they.

663
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 3: Got older and older, but for something.

664
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: But it was too late, and they die effectively, they

665
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: just die there. As you said, there's no reason to

666
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: be here anymore if you're not living with securely somebody else,

667
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: unless you've got other people in your life to be

668
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: happy with and to share your life with.

669
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 6: So lots of Instagram followers live along life.

670
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 3: I think you missed the point.

671
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 1: More after this, it's Will and Woody.

672
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: There has genuinely been a dancing flash mob at a

673
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 2: funeral yesterday. Totally wild. Quick question to you, Wilbur if

674
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 2: you did have a flash mob at your funeral dancing

675
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 2: to something? What song would it be?

676
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: A great question?

677
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Take your time.

678
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: I was going to go with.

679
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,719
Speaker 2: You really are taking your time.

680
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh, it's important. It's a really important question.

681
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 3: Drive by No, what's an important question? What would I

682
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 3: go for? Angels brought me here? Really bring the you know,

683
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 3: you go for a sad one, go for a tear jerker.

684
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you want people to cry, everyone crying, that's

685
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: what that's your dream, final blow.

686
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 6: Anyone smiles at my funeral, they get.

687
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: Desolate faces, hearts racked with grief.

688
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 3: What a legend.

689
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that'd be good or otherwise, or

690
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: I'd go for something weird like John May your body

691
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: is a wonder lad and you and your body, Yeah,

692
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: and just rattle. It's just no one has any idea

693
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: why it's playing, and it's an.

694
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: Open Coppin funeral.

695
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it could like just bring just have me,

696
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: have people rub oil in me while this place and

697
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm just dead.

698
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 6: Oh that's so the flash mob is rubbing oil into you.

699
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: It's just your body is a one night and just

700
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: rat just freak people out. I want either grief stricken

701
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: or more grief because people are so rattled about how

702
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: I wanted to be remembered.

703
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know what, Oregon, You've done better than

704
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 2: this actual woman who had a flash mob dance to

705
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: this song. Oh wow, no one, it makes sense right.

706
00:32:59,240 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, another one?

707
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 3: How would you go with It's a good question.

708
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: It is a good question, isn't it? And I was

709
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: gonna ask something else. It's a great question from poop pants.

710
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: I was going to ask something else, but can we

711
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: just stick on this.

712
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 3: It's a good question.

713
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 6: It's a good question, isn't it?

714
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk.

715
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 6: So that person actually.

716
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 2: Danced on my butts? It does you do? John Mayer?

717
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: Your body is a wonderland while people oil up my

718
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: dead corpse.

719
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: For mine, it's a bit on the nose, isn't that?

720
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: For mine?

721
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 3: A bit on the nose?

722
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 2: I would have a moment where so I wouldn't the funeral,

723
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: wouldn't know that a song's about to erupt, obviously, So

724
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 2: I was come to a normal funeral, and then all

725
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 2: of a sudden people start jumping up and they've got

726
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 2: bags of milk, I'm saying, sacks of milk. And then

727
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 2: all of a sudden they start music, starts pumping Keller's

728
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 2: milkshags extraordinary, William, and milk milk is being thrown to

729
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 2: every single person in the crowd.

730
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know what you do with my

731
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 6: body at that point, obviously, and milk.

732
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: So so what are we asking you? How would you

733
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: freak people out with the song of your funeral or

734
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: what song would you have with some what some of

735
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: it would you have at your funeral?

736
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,439
Speaker 3: Have you got it locked away?

737
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,919
Speaker 2: Simple as that thirty one oh six years that number?

738
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 2: What song do you want played at your funeral? And

739
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 2: let's think outside the box here a little bit. Well,

740
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 2: you don't have to, I'm just I'm curious, actually, what

741
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 2: song is it that you really want to play?

742
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 3: You know what else would be really funny?

743
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: Well if you if you tied a hot air balloon

744
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: to the coffin and people didn't know that it was

745
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: being tied right, and then all of a sudden it

746
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: inflates like quite rapidly, and it's like sh and the

747
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: coffin starts getting raised up into the air. It just

748
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: floats off into the sky too. Mary Poppins, let's go

749
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: fly a kite like that would be That.

750
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 3: Would be rattling.

751
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: That's brilliant, beautiful, But at the same time people be

752
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: rattling because I like, geez, where's that thing going to

753
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: fall down? You actually just put you know, one hundred

754
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: and fifty kilos into the air here and that could

755
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: go pretty faint.

756
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 2: Or you can actually get a live performance.

757
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 6: We know this guy you could get Anthony cole No,

758
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 6: you can get Anthony Coleider.

759
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 2: I come and go, you raise me up?

760
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 3: You oh yeah? And also showmanship as well.

761
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: All great options, guys, all great options.

762
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: Talking about a flash mob that broke out at a

763
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 2: funeral very recently. They danced to this song can Plan,

764
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: So this makes a lot of sense. Another one bites

765
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 2: the dust It works. That's the flash mob that was.

766
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 6: In real life. And we were just talking before the

767
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 6: song there and what song we would want played at

768
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 6: our funeral.

769
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 2: I think we're in some pretty good areas. Their milkshake

770
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 2: Kellers for mine. But again, the theater is that some

771
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 2: people get up and they're all throwing milk in any sense,

772
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 2: but who cares. It's my funeral.

773
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 3: It is no one hundred percent is.

774
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: And I think for me there's a there's a slice

775
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:06,240
Speaker 1: of glee in knowing that everyone who's there is utterly

776
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: rattled by what they were because I'm not there, I

777
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: don't care anymore, and they have to sit through it.

778
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: Would be they have to leave.

779
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 3: They have to sit through it.

780
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: So when my body is exhumed and John mays your

781
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: body is, the Wonderland is playing and people are rubbing

782
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: oil in my dead body.

783
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean that that's going to be a hard

784
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 3: thing to watch.

785
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 2: And also how disrespect if someone says no to rubbing

786
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 2: oil in you? It was your dying wish, pig. Anyway,

787
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 2: before we before we get into other people's suggestions on

788
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 2: what song they wanted their funeral, we've got Michelle, who

789
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: has given us a ring. Nay, Michelle, you're calling because

790
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 2: something just happened to you at a funeral.

791
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 11: It did, oh guys, yeah, a while ago went to

792
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 11: a funeral and I always turn my phone off on

793
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 11: this occasion. I don't know what happened, but my phone

794
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 11: was on and my ring tone with a nickelback song,

795
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 11: and it blasted out if today was your last day?

796
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: What are the chances?

797
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, what are the chances? Like my daughters will wish

798
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 11: me and they just about they just wanted a whole

799
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 11: to swallow them up. And Tule grabbed my phone and

800
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 11: we're turning off to within my bag and.

801
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 8: Took me ages.

802
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 2: Fumble is always so good.

803
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 3: Tot who has that song as their ringtone?

804
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 11: Like?

805
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 6: Have you ever heard of that song?

806
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: Never? Wait? Can I just Michelle very quickly? Obviously, Michelle,

807
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: why have you got a B side a Nickelback song

808
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 1: as your ring time?

809
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 5: Do you know what?

810
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 9: It was?

811
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: Ages ago?

812
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 11: And it was just I loved I don't know who else,

813
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 11: but I can assure.

814
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 8: You were not on the nail.

815
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not great stuff. You can have one

816
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: hundred bucks of you on spin Red Roast of Michelle.

817
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 3: Great stuff, Emily, Emily. Funeral songs, let's get down to them.

818
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 12: Well, first of all, I agree with Michelle. I love

819
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 12: nickel Back too. Yeah, but songs. I actually already had

820
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 12: my funeral songs picked out.

821
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,479
Speaker 8: I have for years.

822
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 12: So it's perfect that I hear of the Flashbob because

823
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 12: now I can incorporate that instead. So my song is

824
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 12: Baby Got Back by So mixed a lot.

825
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 2: Like Wow, Emily, why that song?

826
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 12: That's the song that I have, like me and my

827
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 12: sisters who play it every time we go out, we

828
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 12: do it on karaoke. It's just sort of like our song.

829
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 12: And the other song that I have picked out is

830
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 12: You'll Be in My Heart by Pheel Colin. So that's

831
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 12: sort of the sad part of the ceremony.

832
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 2: You're going to focus more on the Baby Got Back though,

833
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: So then I'm just spitball in here. But if baby

834
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: got back did play, would you then have an open

835
00:38:59,280 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: coffin funeral?

836
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 6: But maybe the bottom half is open and not the

837
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 6: front half.

838
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 4: Well, I was.

839
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 12: Thinking more at the end when you're walking out and

840
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 12: they're carrying the coffin and they can all sort of

841
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 12: be dancing, and then everyone has to get up their

842
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 12: force to get up and exit and dance behind the coffin.

843
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 6: Great fun, great fun, great family.

844
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: Gabrielle thirty one and six five Your song at your funeral?

845
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 1: What you Got?

846
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 3: What do you think?

847
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 5: Hey guys, I'm thinking drop it like It's Hot by

848
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 5: Snoop Dogg right when the coffin's being.

849
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: Lowered Shane's coiled one to six five Shana funeral songs.

850
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: What you got for us?

851
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 5: Are you ever going to see My face again?

852
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 4: By the Angels?

853
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: No humor or anything else there, Shano.

854
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 10: But of course I need the audience participation.

855
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 3: Ah, yes you do. There's a reprise in there.

856
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 6: We can't do it because it's a lot of swear

857
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 6: and we can't do that.

858
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 2: But as we said before the song there Shana, everyone

859
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: has to do it because they don't get involved there,

860
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: they're disrespecting the dead.

861
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, so SHANEO, would you expect your mum to yell

862
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 3: that at you?

863
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: Of course, don't judge.

864
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 2: You want your mum to rub oil into you.

865
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: To John Mayer's and Bodies of Wonderland, the Secret to

866
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: long life, as she said, by the founder of the

867
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: longest lasting study on human happiness, the secrets as to

868
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: how you're going to.

869
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 2: Live old she is and paper. I know, right, yeah, absolutely,

870
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 2: you're ready, a buddy Othae. I'd love to let you're

871
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,280
Speaker 2: excited a long time love life.

872
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: On funerals.

873
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 6: Right now, it's all right, let's talk about the fish.

874
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 2: We need to talk about the fish. You've heard the show.

875
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 6: There's a thirty five year old fish that is in

876
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 6: a freezer.

877
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 3: I just I just think, I think we're all thinking

878
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 3: the same thing.

879
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 6: There's only so many opportunities you get like this in

880
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 6: your life.

881
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 3: I agree.

882
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: There's no way that you would ever have a chance

883
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: to eat anything that's thirty five years old.

884
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 2: It is extraordinary that it has been frozen for thirty

885
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 2: five years. Like, I almost think that we're spitting in

886
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 2: the face of science if we don't make effort to

887
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 2: eat this fish.

888
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 3: That's that's a great point Woody, Thank you.

889
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: Do you think that? Do you think? Well, okay, here's

890
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: another question, because I'm all for eating the thirty five

891
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 1: year old fish. I am.

892
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 6: I am back of house. By the way, they all

893
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 6: think it's an awful week.

894
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: We've known that for a long time. Absolutely, I'd stick

895
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: them on a freezer as far as I'm concerned.

896
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 2: Wow, cop, that guys.

897
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 3: Cryogenically freeze the team. Now that's a content dark.

898
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 2: Replace the fish with the team, get a thirty five

899
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 2: year old frozen fish to try and produce the show.

900
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: Team with the fish. Get him in here? Hell of

901
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: an ape anyway, do you think okay?

902
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 3: Because there's a.

903
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: Few I'll pull the curtain down for people who are

904
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. Where we are at the next

905
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: steps face we had LJ in here, producer LJ. Before Well, No,

906
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: first of all, we had Captain poop Pants naturally trying

907
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: to pooh on the idea.

908
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 2: No doubt came in.

909
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: Boys, you can't eat the fish predictable, we told them,

910
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: and we said, mate, if you're not careful, if you

911
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: will take your job.

912
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 3: He panicked, he left.

913
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good. That was a good retort, great retort.

914
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 3: So he's out we've dealt with him.

915
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: He then suns LJ in Obviously, he goes, I can't

916
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: convince them not to eat the fish.

917
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 3: We're going to have to do something about it.

918
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 6: They're really excited about it, and we are, and we are.

919
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: LJ comes in, boys, boys, you can't eat the fish.

920
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: We're like, we're going to eat the fish. What do

921
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: we want to do next?

922
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 2: Ye?

923
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. LJ has since told us that we don't necessarily

924
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: have access to the fish.

925
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 2: It's true because obviously they've been if a woman, if

926
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 2: the mother has held onto it for thirty five years,

927
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: and then obviously I mean the son that so the

928
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: guy who caught the fish, he would have an emotional

929
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: emotional attachment to it as well.

930
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're assuming there, but yeah, well it

931
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: means would you haven't Yeah, you'd probably, but I don't think.

932
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 2: If you've kept it for thirty five years, would almost

933
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 2: We might have to trade. Yeah, exactly, I'll offer him

934
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: some cash, at which.

935
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: Point we give them junior producer analyse and I'm happy

936
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: to do that as.

937
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 2: In hand her over for a fish.

938
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 1: Straight, Well, she's editing something she doesn't even know it's open,

939
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 1: sold it for a fish someone this. You got.

940
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 2: Ah, okay, you know I would, so we can offer anlese.

941
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 2: But we need to call the guy and go, look, mate,

942
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 2: we want to we want to eat the fish. I said,

943
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 2: we we should invite him. I don't think we should

944
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,919
Speaker 2: be so selfish and greedy to be, you know, having

945
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 2: this meal by ourself.

946
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: I think he's going to want to eat it. You

947
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: the only ones who want to eat.

948
00:43:58,960 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 6: We offer that, we go back.

949
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 2: You've got to come, you can, you can dish it

950
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: up maybe, or he's got to be part of the ceremony.

951
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 2: I imagine.

952
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, well let's again. You're jumping steps. You're

953
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: getting too excited.

954
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 2: We've got to call him.

955
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 5: I think.

956
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: I think the first step in all of this is

957
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: if we find out whether or not we're going to

958
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: die if we eat the fish.

959
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's pretty important.

960
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: And I think poop pants is not a New Week dog.

961
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: So you're worried about the lawyers, I can say it

962
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 1: on your face already.

963
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 2: Who who the World Health Organization? The fisheries who we're

964
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 2: not calling.

965
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: Fisheries.

966
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 6: Who's the Minister for fisheries, the fisheries doing fish?

967
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 10: One of my best majors is the head of fisheries.

968
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 3: I think we're not calling fish.

969
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: We're going to be calling We're going to be calling

970
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: someone who's specialized in like bio, like a scientist.

971
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 2: Yes, I think so that's better. Okay, fisheries.

972
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: We might just speak to the head of fisheries. Hello, sir,

973
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: he you're going can we eat a.

974
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 2: Thirty five year old fish? Depends if it's over under sized?

975
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: Guys, that's all he's worried about. Okay, might actually come

976
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: into it, like if it's under size.

977
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the least of our worries.

978
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 3: Okay, we just won't.

979
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: We won't. We won't measure it, but we don't even

980
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: know what sort of fish it is. Like if it's

981
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: a puffer fish, we can't eat it, like it's it's poisonous.

982
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they won't be a puffer fish.

983
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 6: It'll bepressive fish.

984
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: First fish I caught was a toad fish, a puff fish.

985
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: Really, it could be a goldfish for all you know.

986
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: I did a goldfish fish, I've eaten a goldfish.

987
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 6: Are going I'll be a flathead? Are going to be

988
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 6: a flatty?

989
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: Well, where are they calling from? Where are they calling from?

990
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: Doing that?

991
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: Let's try and guess what the fish is without any knowledge.

992
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: Let's do it for the next five minutes fish. So

993
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: the next so we think the next step is finding

994
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: out how old the fishes, whether we can eat the fish.

995
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 2: So that's a scientist.

996
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 3: If they come on and say know, then you're happy,

997
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 3: aren't you.

998
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: Up a second opinion?

999
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1000
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 2: You go like that's the conservative one.

1001
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 6: Where's the maverick, the maverick of the science with the

1002
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 6: doctor nick of the it's going.

1003
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 2: To break the rules?

1004
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: Maybe then we do call the head of fisheries. I

1005
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: think they're a second opinion. Yeah, Head of Fisheries, great,

1006
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: but I reckon that we'll be all right eating it.

1007
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: Like prought Matt Preston asking if he'd be open to

1008
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: like trying to cook it. So you're cooking away all

1009
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 2: the gym.

1010
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 1: I think that will be part of it. I think, Yeah.

1011
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 1: My concern, well, a audio producer, Tim was saying before

1012
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: that he reckons he's not a bacterial this year. He

1013
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: reckons there could be toxins that still exist.

1014
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 2: Clear out the toxins. Yeah, anti toxin or whatever, anti.

1015
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 3: Put a bit of round up on there.

1016
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: And then clean it. What just get a dison on it?

1017
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: Or something. Yeah, no, no, we need to look into

1018
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: like looking it properly to make sure we don't die.

1019
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: And I'm up for that.

1020
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 2: But awesome, this is great.

1021
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like in talking to these scientists,

1022
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: we're taking out the fun.

1023
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 2: Might be a back of house coms, a rogue maverick scientist,

1024
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 2: like they don't exist.

1025
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: Now they do scientists and they're scientists, but they'd be

1026
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: one of them. But I actually don't want to die,

1027
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: is the other part of it's not just about eating

1028
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: the fish. They actually do want to know if I

1029
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: eat a thirty five year old fish, whether or I

1030
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: want to not.

1031
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 2: The risks are but yeah, but the conservative scientists will go,

1032
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 2: this is bad for my rep.

1033
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 6: So I'm just gonna go the no risk option.

1034
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: And they just don't think this isn't bad for my rep.

1035
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: They just say what the truth is?

1036
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 3: They did know.

1037
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: The scientists will go like, oh, I don't see the

1038
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: funny this, Why would you do that?

1039
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 3: I'm very Mum's a scientists.

1040
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: We could call her.

1041
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: She would carbosh this so quickly.

1042
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,760
Speaker 6: We're not going So that's a perfect example.

1043
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 3: People like to protect a reputation.

1044
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 6: She just but she wouldn't get it to go.

1045
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 2: Why would you eat it? Let's just go and go

1046
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 2: and catch another fish.

1047
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: Can we call her?

1048
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: You could call it?

1049
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: Can we call it now?

1050
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 11: Oh?

1051
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it's great.

1052
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 3: That's a great idea.

1053
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 2: Probably not, she texted me back.

1054
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,479
Speaker 1: What did she teach you about?

1055
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 11: Hello?

1056
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 2: Hey, mom, it's Woody.

1057
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: Hi.

1058
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: You're not on it. You're in the podcast top You're

1059
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 2: not bottom. Sorry, but anyway, we'll see quick question. A

1060
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 2: woman has frozen a fish for thirty five years and

1061
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: has kept it in the freezer.

1062
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,919
Speaker 8: Yeah, hang on, hang on out.

1063
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 6: What could possibly be more important than this man?

1064
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 5: What are you doing?

1065
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 8: Sorry, no streak of.

1066
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: You wanted to be part of it.

1067
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 8: Ma'am just started talking about me.

1068
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: You too off to you?

1069
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 3: You want a hot date or something on the.

1070
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 8: Radio every day so that we put our back off.

1071
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 8: We're in the car.

1072
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: William.

1073
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's actually good that dad's there because dad's

1074
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 2: inter fishing. Mum, you're a scientist, you're a doctor, you're

1075
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 2: a dietitian. So, mum, a woman kept a fish in

1076
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: a freezer for thirty five years, and we are open

1077
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: to the idea. We think it'd be really great to

1078
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 2: unfreeze the fish and eat the fish? Would that be okay?

1079
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: No? Why? Why?

1080
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 8: You can probably only cake seafood fries. And I would

1081
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 8: have thought for a couple of.

1082
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 6: Months, would it kill us or does make us ill?

1083
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 8: Well, you'd probably get food poisoning?

1084
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 2: And would that?

1085
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 3: Mom?

1086
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 2: Is there, Mommy? Is there any way we could prepare

1087
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 2: the fish in a certain way so we boil it

1088
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 2: or something thing?

1089
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 3: What you do with?

1090
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 2: Okay, would you mean I go for it?

1091
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 5: They're not.

1092
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 8: No, I wouldn't touch it. It would make you very sick.

1093
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 6: That's a fair opinion.

1094
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 8: Well it's it's a proper educated professional opinion.

1095
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we all agree with that. Okay, what

1096
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 3: are your thoughts, Steve.

1097
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: I'll just go for it.

1098
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 10: Everyone to sea controversy.

1099
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 8: That's the opinion controversy.

1100
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 9: Okay, thanks guys, perfect, your mom very dad was give

1101
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 9: it like, well that's the edgy.

1102
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: Savage.

1103
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was savage.

1104
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: But he keeps going and.

1105
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 6: She'll be berating him now, just such a dickhead.

1106
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: S Yeah, and.

1107
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: Feel the joke about taking your clothes off in the car.

1108
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 6: It should be absolutely tearing treads of him anyway around

1109
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 6: kid's teeth necklace, isn't there?

1110
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 4: No?

1111
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 2: I like that. I was still like, I'm not done

1112
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 2: with the fish.

1113
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: I'm not done with There's no way what he called

1114
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: him a ball, Like we all know that Melissa is

1115
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: going to be a wet rag there.

1116
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 3: We all know she was going to come on.

1117
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 1: She's protecting her reputation and her sons.

1118
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 6: She's been worried that they're trying to protect me.

1119
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Speaker 3: I think I think we need another opinion, and that'll

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00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 3: be tomorrow on the show.

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00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 2: A great, amazing. This doesn't end here, This does not

1122
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 2: end here.

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00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 3: How do you feel about the faith that your parents

1124
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: might have just had sex in a car?

1125
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 2: You got that from that conversation.

1126
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 3: I don't. I didn't rule it out.

1127
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 6: Well, they are on the way.

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00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 2: Dad is certainly not getting sex now after that conversation

1129
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 2: and then your teeth, Oh yeah, if you're a job,

1130
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,959
Speaker 2: a job as soon as your.

1131
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: Teake Hell, where do you live?

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Speaker 2: Youorrow