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Speaker 1: Podcasting now, just to get everybody updated on where the

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Speaker 1: presidential debate is at.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to answer the question.

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Speaker 3: You answer that, because the question the question rational left.

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Speaker 2: Who is on your list?

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Speaker 4: Joe?

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Speaker 3: That was a hot mess inside a dumpster fire, inside

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Speaker 3: a train wreck. That was the worst debate I have

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Speaker 3: ever seen. In fact, it wasn't even a debate. It

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Speaker 3: was a disgrace for you.

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Speaker 2: Who's that last bit? I don't know who the comedian is.

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Speaker 2: It's a good gear. A hot mess inside a dumpster fire.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Look, Woods and I are pretty disappointed about where

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Speaker 1: the presidential debates are. It's just two geezers yelling at

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Speaker 1: each other effectively and trying to remember.

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Speaker 2: Where they are.

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Speaker 1: So we feel the same disappointment, and so what we

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Speaker 1: like to do on this show right now, I've asked

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Speaker 1: people to call thirty one O six five if they've

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Speaker 1: got a great story about revenge. Revenge is what we

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Speaker 1: want to hear from you, guys, if you had a

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Speaker 1: great through about revenge, love to hear from you, because

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Speaker 1: we're doing something.

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Speaker 2: A bit different here. Twenty twenty, Will and Woody debates, Well,

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Speaker 2: it's not really a debate, is it. It's a story off. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's not really debate.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like we've kind of tried to wheezl our

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Speaker 1: way in here from debate. But you know that's why

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Speaker 1: good ideas work. They're going to start somewhere, and.

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Speaker 2: Debate's pretty much a story off I thing or two

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Speaker 2: like right now, two old blogs telling stories, and whoever

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Speaker 2: tells the better story wins. That's true. It is true

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Speaker 2: what it is.

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Speaker 1: But the good thing about a story off versus a

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Speaker 1: debate is that there's no talkover yes, which is what

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Speaker 1: everyone hated about the presidential debate. So what we're going

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Speaker 1: to do is you and I have a candidate each

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Speaker 1: for our story off. My candidate is going to go first.

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Speaker 2: Perfect.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Cindy. Hey, Cindy, Hey, how you doing.

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Speaker 2: So you're going to.

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Speaker 1: Be representing the Will party as part of the Will

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Speaker 1: and Woody story off thirty one of six five if

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Speaker 1: you'd like to, we would. Apparently they're still looking for

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Speaker 1: a candidate. No one wants to be your candidate right now.

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Speaker 2: No, not true. I'm just I'm selecting the appropriate candidate

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Speaker 2: actually past on new Cindy. So there you go.

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Speaker 1: So the debate topic for all the story off topic

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Speaker 1: today is revenge. You're up first, you your will's candidate

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Speaker 1: for the story. Off, let's kick into it, Cindy, whenever

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Speaker 1: you're ready.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So when the partner eld me and I separated,

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Speaker 4: he for revenge. He wanted DNA on our son, who

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Speaker 4: was a baby. So I got the result and when

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Speaker 4: they came through, I think went through facts at that stage.

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Speaker 4: So I fucked it through to his work and someone

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Speaker 4: there got the fact he didn't like him, then stuck

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Speaker 4: it up on the note of board for everyone to see.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good revenge.

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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, so everybody saw that it wasn't his kid, Like,

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Speaker 1: what was the DNA now that.

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Speaker 4: It was, so they just wanted to know what he

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Speaker 4: had done, what he had done to me after we'd separated.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, they popped it up on the noticeboard. He

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Speaker 4: whiz more DNA of his father than may actually, So

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Speaker 4: there you go, Hey, you.

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Speaker 2: Go, what was the split? Sorry, Cindy, seriously, there like

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Speaker 2: like a sixty fifty anyway.

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Speaker 4: Nine. They can never give you one hundred. They give

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Speaker 4: you a breakdown of it all, and here was higher

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Speaker 4: than in every everything than wow.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, called Cindy, that's a great story of revenge. If

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Speaker 1: you think you can top Cindy's story of revenge.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking for a candidate.

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Speaker 1: What he needs a candidate for the story of the

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Speaker 1: presidential debate in the studio right now podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, you and I.

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Speaker 1: Are just talking about the great disappointment that was, of

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Speaker 1: course the first presidential debate.

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Speaker 2: Just Biden and Trump is yelling at each other.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to answer the question because answer that,

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Speaker 3: because the question the question rational left.

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Speaker 2: Who is on your list?

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Speaker 4: Joe?

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Speaker 3: That was a heart mess inside a dumps or fire

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Speaker 3: inside a train wreck. That was the worst debate I

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Speaker 3: have ever seen. In fact, it wasn't even a debate.

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Speaker 2: It was a disgrace so well summed up, whoever?

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Speaker 1: That is absolutely you and I bitterly disappointed about the

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Speaker 1: presidential debate. Woulds at the end of the day, what

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Speaker 1: we wanted to want me be a chance for people

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Speaker 1: to just tell great stories with no talking. And that's

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Speaker 1: why we're doing this twenty twenty Will and Woody debate.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not really a debate, is it. It's a story.

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Speaker 1: Off this story off You and I have a candidate

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Speaker 1: each in this story. If you just missed my candidate

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Speaker 1: Cindy get it on the podcast, Will and what do you?

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Speaker 1: Amazing story of revenge, Cindy, quick recap from you.

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Speaker 2: Yeap.

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Speaker 4: My partner and I we broke up after having a baby.

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Speaker 4: He out for a DNA, so I gave him that DNA.

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Speaker 4: It was backed to his work. Someone they put it

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Speaker 4: on the noticeboard and for everybody to see.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good revenge, Pretty pretty good story of revenge. Gotta say,

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Speaker 2: very ba and ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage.

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Speaker 2: My candidate. His name is Flying Ryan. Ryan. Welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey boys, Hey Ryan, top story of revenge there, Mate,

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Speaker 1: someone's DNA test for their child placed under the notice

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Speaker 1: board at their work. You reckon, you can bet it?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I think so.

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Speaker 2: Bloody earth Mate, you're representing the Woody party. We haven't

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Speaker 2: lost at this point. So yeah, so technically I have

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Speaker 2: never lost. Ryan. Crack into your amazing story about revenge.

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Speaker 5: All right, So I was only about eighteen finding my apprenticure.

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Speaker 5: So I didn't drink coffee and made up a milkshake

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Speaker 5: early morning, go to work working on the truck, take

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Speaker 5: a bit of the milkshake, and then I work on

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Speaker 5: the truck and now I got to go toilet, ring

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Speaker 5: as a toilet, come back a bit more milkshake, work

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Speaker 5: on the truck, and I got to go toilet again.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's happened like ten times. I'll go on the

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Speaker 5: toilet all day the guys will laughing and went home,

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Speaker 5: found out that I went on a date with a

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Speaker 5: girl with my brother fancied. So to get back at me,

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Speaker 5: you pout luckiages in the drink.

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Speaker 2: Okay, obviously rhyme's the winner. Got back to get on

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Speaker 2: your right. You see what you're hearing.

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