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Speaker 3: Yeah, very quickly, the show changes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 2: It was exhausting, and you'll hear that will fade slowly

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Speaker 1: What you will hear, though, what you will hear is

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Speaker 1: time we met in the first time round, just want

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Speaker 1: been in the middle of shooting a video? So he's

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Speaker 1: dressed only in post it notes, so you're just in

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Speaker 1: post its. I'm trying to talk about Trump. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: cover that. Okay, we get to glovebox. Glove boxes a hoot.

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Speaker 1: You can enjoy glovebox. You had a hot hand in

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Speaker 3: That's worth hearing.

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Speaker 1: When we get to the Trump stuff the second time round,

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Speaker 1: Joel and I are button Bushery organized a little thing

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Speaker 1: script that, and we're asking people to call with can't

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Speaker 1: script that. Like moments where you can't script that anyway,

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Speaker 1: it turns out we cocked up the phone top. He

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Speaker 1: we throw to that audio badly because you can't script that.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear You'll hear us laughing a lot.

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Speaker 2: There's one point where I point about button push and

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Speaker 1: Didn't see you laugh as well. I point to you

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Speaker 3: Times, to be honest. In this studio, a point at

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Speaker 3: don't need to know what being the button.

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Speaker 1: You got to read.

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Speaker 3: All my beard was like all one color before I

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Speaker 3: started working on the show. Now just turning into Gandalf

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Speaker 1: That's right, it's the second rate bed. Anyway, we do

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Speaker 3: You can't touch that bid.

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Speaker 1: You can't script that now. Anyway, let's get porn star names.

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Speaker 1: Wild Finish, absolutely Wild Finish, probably the best porn surname

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Speaker 1: ever heard. If you don't know how to do that,

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Speaker 1: it's your first pet's name and the first street you

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Speaker 1: Some of the best you've ever heard. Enjoy the show, guys,

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Speaker 1: We'll see you on Monday. Yeah, and where is bun.

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Speaker 5: Does care?

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Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen, make it afternoon everyone Woods Trump Trump

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Speaker 1: has COVID nineteen. That is a serious case song.

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Speaker 2: When I when I first heard it, I genuinely thought

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's you couldn't script this, well, you could.

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Speaker 1: Not script it. Mates. Look, we're gonna do what's in

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Speaker 1: want to talk about it more right up next. Trump

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Speaker 1: has a virus which started in China and is named

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Speaker 1: after a Mexican beer. Wrap your head around that Australia

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Speaker 1: good if you're just joining us. Trump has coronavirus. If

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Speaker 2: First up, we've got Andrew here. Andrew, what is in

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Speaker 3: Pickers, safety stickers, safety stickers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a truck driver. But I've got a mountain

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Speaker 1: It's like I was ordinary, Andrew, mate, Angela, day, I

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Speaker 2: Gimme Angela, wow, Woods, Angela, what's in that glove box?

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, I'm got bomb bad Yeah, I've got cold

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Speaker 1: You have the hot hand, my friend. I am not

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Speaker 1: intervening in this.

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Speaker 3: Angela. We think you're a pre primary teacher.

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Speaker 2: You know what, You're very close.

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Speaker 1: What are you, Angela?

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Speaker 1: I got the pre ride.

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Speaker 3: I can't get it wrong. Well, then Australia podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Now, what's any glove box? What?

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Speaker 2: Never have we been hotter? I don't know what's going on,

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Speaker 1: hot one right now. Woods, I've barely spoken. You've just

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Speaker 1: Our boss is rolling in his unmade.

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Speaker 2: to Stacey. Stacey, what's in your glove box?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: But have you got a name for your car? Stays?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, sure enough, shocking question, Stacey, what's in your glovebox?

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Speaker 3: We'll just stay quite now.

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Speaker 4: I've got a hairbrush, ye to stay, a pair of socks, perfume,

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Speaker 3: Or what do you what do you look?

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Speaker 2: A pair of socks. She's on her feet all day,

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Speaker 2: you're a chef.

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Speaker 3: I've lost the hot hand, Stacey. Do you work in food?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really going cold down. What do you do again?

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Speaker 3: What is that credibility?

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 4: I'm a hairdresser.

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Speaker 3: Bloody hell? The hair brush fair enough?

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Speaker 3: to Melissa.

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Speaker 1: I'm here to sounding.

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Speaker 2: It's because of that shocking question you asked about what's

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Speaker 1: Called? Hi?

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Speaker 3: Nice? Now, what's in that glovebox of yours? In my

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Speaker 9: I have a walkie talking as screwdriver, anti fog, white

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Speaker 1: Clamp and a clam or a clamp, a clamp, clamp, clamp.

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Speaker 2: She's clamping. Will okay, walky talking screwdriver clamping? I mean, look,

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Speaker 3: I'm waiting, I'm waiting anti fog. Hilariously, the producers have

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Speaker 1: Well, I'd love to get my man's on some anti

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Speaker 3: A hassle every day anti fog screw driver.

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Speaker 1: Let's not worry about the anti fog woods.

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Speaker 1: Who's using walkie talkies?

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Speaker 3: Traffic control?

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Speaker 1: You know, the only person we've ever had on this

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Speaker 3: What about the screwdriver and the clamp?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like that, Melissa. We think you work in

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Speaker 3: traffic control?

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Speaker 1: You Melissa? Shut up.

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Speaker 3: Podcasting?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Who would go? And where is Bond? Boddy doesn't care

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Speaker 1: what j O caa' listen, listen, listen, could not tin everyone.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a wonderful Friday if you're just joining us woods. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Donald Trum has got coronavirus. Here's him not two days ago,

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Speaker 7: But did you ever see a man that likes a

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Speaker 8: Congressman, give me your mask. I want to have it

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Speaker 8: hanging from my yard. I want to touch your damn mask.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you've got this is the biggest irony

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Speaker 1: of twenty twenty, of the last for the last twenty years,

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Speaker 1: the last fifty years. Outrageous stuff, Donald Trump's and virus

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Speaker 1: from China named after a Mexican beer. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't get any better than that. Let's do the quiz

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Speaker 1: us earliest Esius Quois.

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Speaker 3: Playing today. We've got Kyle. Kyle.

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Speaker 2: There are thirty seconds on the clock. You got to

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Speaker 2: get ten questions right. You can pass on any question

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Speaker 3: How we fill on this beautiful Friday? Kyle?

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Speaker 9: He did doing good?

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm pretty fantastic, actually, Kyle? How could you be

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Speaker 3: bad on a Friday? Let's do this quiz?

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Speaker 1: Will all right? Kyle? Ready? Go mate?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Let's just crack in. Who's going to win the quiz today? Kyle?

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Speaker 1: Name something you can spread on toast butter? What type

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Speaker 1: of animal was, babe peek? What color are the Simpsons

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Speaker 1: characters yellow? What's your best friend's name, Harry? Are you

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Speaker 1: wearing shoes right now?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Name a city in Australia Melbourne? How many wheels does

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Speaker 1: a tricycle have? Three? Should you cry over spilt milk?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What do you play some snooker with? Baul?

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Speaker 3: Give me that goddamn drying? I mean, Kyle, how are

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Speaker 3: you feeling?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 3: I can tell you right now that you answered exactly

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Speaker 3: ten questions of now the more I mean he did

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Speaker 3: he was going to win the quiz today with question one?

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Speaker 3: He was confident?

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Speaker 1: Was he was?

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Speaker 3: So you're not worried about any question, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying and think.

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Speaker 9: No, I think it's all pretty good.

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Speaker 2: I mean, here's one for you. I mean, here's one randomly.

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Speaker 2: Should you cry over spilt milk?

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Speaker 3: Now, Kyle, you said.

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Speaker 9: You're making a hot Milo?

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Speaker 2: Definitely, But we didn't say if you're making a hot Milo.

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Speaker 2: We just said if you cry over spilt milk. I mean,

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Speaker 3: But look, I'm going to go outside to our esteemed

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Speaker 3: in vigilator.

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Speaker 1: L J l J. You should never cry over spilt milk,

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Speaker 1: even if it's milo.

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Speaker 9: I think you're being a bit harsh there. Yeah, Actually

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Speaker 9: it's great advice as you crack on through life, KYL.

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Speaker 9: Never a cry of a spilt milk.

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Speaker 3: So are we saying he hasn't got it? Are we

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Speaker 4: On this?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 3: You want five hundred bucks?

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Speaker 4: Go?

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Speaker 1: Let's boy podcasting right now? Though we aren't talking about

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump, the man. He has contracted a virus from

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Speaker 1: China named after a Mexican beer. He has got coronavirus.

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Speaker 1: Here's him refusing to stop calling the virus a Chinese virus,

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Speaker 6: To begin by announcing some important developments in our war

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Speaker 6: not at all.

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Speaker 5: It comes from China.

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Speaker 7: Did you ever see a man that likes a mask

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Speaker 8: It hanging down congressman, give me your mask. I want

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Speaker 8: to have it hanging from my year.

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Speaker 9: I don't want it. I touch your damn mask.

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Speaker 4: Guy.

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Speaker 1: Wild stuff. As we said before, tragically, Millennia has tested

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Speaker 1: around him in the last little while that she's been

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Speaker 2: Testy times, testy times. Pray for Millennia, extraordinary gear.

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Speaker 1: It just keeps stacking up against Trump like it just

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Speaker 1: couldn't get worse for him. Remember when Mike Pence left

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Speaker 1: the White House, he said that Trump had said he

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Speaker 1: was glad that coronavirus existed because it meant it didn't

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Speaker 1: he didn't have to shake hands with disgusting people. Oh yeah. Why,

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Speaker 1: It's like this strange sense of poignant justice about all

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Speaker 1: him to die, but God, just getting a bit of

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Speaker 1: taste of his own medicine is wild stuff. Here's him.

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Speaker 1: Here's Trump in the last presidential race, absolutely canning Hillary

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Speaker 7: But here's a woman she's supposed to fight all of

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Speaker 1: you can't script that. Look, here's all want to do

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Speaker 1: right now, just to celebrate this whole Trump thing. I

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Speaker 3: It's a perfect example of fact being stranger than fiction,

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Speaker 1: One hundred percent? That's all after now.

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Speaker 2: The only other example which I've heard, a guy called

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Speaker 2: the Bulls in Pampalona.

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Speaker 3: He wrote that book. Three weeks after the book was released,

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: And he's a true story.

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Speaker 1: Wow podcasting.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you if you've got

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Speaker 1: a story that is so good that you thought to yourself,

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Speaker 1: you can't script that. You can't script that. And what

449
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Speaker 1: was the reason we're taking those doors right now is

450
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Speaker 1: because of course Donald Trump has got coronavirus, which is

451
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Speaker 1: just absolutely extraordinary stuff. I was reading before speaking of

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Speaker 1: can't script that story. As a man in nineteen eighty five.

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Speaker 1: In September, a bloke drowned at a New Orleans Lifeguards party.

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Speaker 2: Apparently they are actually celebrating the fact that they had

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Speaker 2: no drownings for that year as well.

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Speaker 1: You can't script that. I can't script that.

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Speaker 3: It's a great story about Charlie Chapman.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if people have heard it, but Charlie

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Speaker 2: Chapman once rocked up to a Charlie Chapman lookalike competition.

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Speaker 3: No, he came twentieth.

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Speaker 1: No, why you can't script that. You can't script that?

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Speaker 1: Six five? You got a story, Well, you can't script that.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Michael Michael Charlie Chaplin.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Michael, can't script that, I said Charlie Chapman.

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Speaker 2: I think I was thinking of former Geelong and Essendon

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Speaker 2: champion Paul Chapman. Probably I fel fans out there. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Michael. Michael's hung up because he just can't

468
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Speaker 2: believe that that was and you can't script that.

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Speaker 3: I'm the great one here.

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Speaker 2: The founder of match dot com, which is obviously like

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Speaker 2: an online dating site.

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Speaker 3: His name's Gary Kremen. His partner left him for a

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Speaker 3: man she met on match dot com. You can't script that.

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Speaker 1: You can't script that.

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Speaker 3: It's wild.

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Speaker 1: I thought his name was going to be relevant there

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Speaker 1: because he said his first name in his surname.

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Speaker 3: But now I decided to get the facts out there.

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Speaker 1: I'll go one for you here. The modern fire hydrant

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Speaker 1: was patented around eighteen oh one by a guy called

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Speaker 1: Frederick Graff. But in eighteen thirty six the pattern off

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Speaker 1: has burned to the ground and destroyed all the records.

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Speaker 1: Don't script that. You can't script that.

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Speaker 2: Sure, let's got a Rachel on one sixty five. Rachel,

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Speaker 2: you want to join us. You've got a story that

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Speaker 2: can't be scripted.

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Speaker 4: Indeed, cannot be so. I used to work in an

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Speaker 4: airline in Dubai and we were flying back from La

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Speaker 4: I had a woman on the flight who was very,

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Speaker 4: very drunk. She went to the toilet to check out

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Speaker 4: her contact lenses and put what she thought was contact

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Speaker 4: or like eye drops in her eyes. Turns to be

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Speaker 4: Neil glue. He glued her eyes. That turns she was

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Speaker 4: an optometriss I.

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Speaker 1: You can't script thatsting. Wow, if you don't know what

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Speaker 1: the connection is between the name of your first ever

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Speaker 1: pet and the first street you ever lived on. You're

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Speaker 1: missing out. I need you to piece those two things

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Speaker 1: together for me, the first ever pet yeah had, and

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Speaker 1: the first street you ever lived on. And the reason

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Speaker 1: is once you put those two things together, you get

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Speaker 1: your porn star name.

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Speaker 3: M It does feel so good, Barry.

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Speaker 1: I know there's lots of people out there who who

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Speaker 1: have done this before, and they've got bangers, and I

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Speaker 1: want to hear from them. I love to hear from

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Speaker 1: someone who's just heard that this is a thing and

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Speaker 1: they've just realized what theirs is.

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Speaker 3: I'm a bit embarrassed about mine, to be honest, is

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Speaker 3: yours isn't great. I'm not even gonna say it.

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Speaker 1: I can't take I'll say mine first, shall well? The

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Speaker 1: more embarrassed mine is Hunsdon's Somerset.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 2: I mean Hunsdon probably enters per scene in some sort

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Speaker 2: of suit. He's a high powered man, Hunston. What's his

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Speaker 2: last name again, Somerset? Mister Somerset, step into my office.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's now what's your The question is, would

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Speaker 3: Hunter ever like to have a piece of trapper wrath?

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Speaker 2: Mis crap trapper trapper trap wrath.

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Speaker 3: Real name is more porny?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Woody white Law.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have done a doub films.

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Speaker 1: And someone that would definitely have a piece of Woody

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Speaker 1: whitelaw Trapper wrathminds. I mean he'd belay to get the

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Speaker 1: coffees afterwards. What is the name of your first ever

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Speaker 1: pet and the first street you ever lived on? That's

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Speaker 1: how you get your porn star name. I'd love to

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Speaker 1: hear from you, guys. Gonna go to Katrina quickly, Katrina.

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Speaker 1: What's yours? Mate?

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Speaker 3: Guys?

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Speaker 9: Mine is.

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Speaker 1: What a sauce podcasting? What is the name of your

533
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Speaker 1: first ever pet and the first street you lived on? Woods?

534
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Speaker 1: If you combine those two, you get your porn star name.

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Speaker 1: Yours is awful and I want to say it again,

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Speaker 1: I'm Trapper Wraths. Come on a PIMS with tramping down

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Speaker 1: by the boat club a little bit later on.

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Speaker 3: Definitely wouldn't want to get into bed with him first up.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest. Your real name is pretty good, Shakita.

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Speaker 4: What is your.

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Speaker 9: Hey, guys, my porn star name is Porsche Broadway.

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Speaker 3: Would you have a ride with Trapper Rath minds?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, you would?

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Speaker 3: Would You wouldn't be embarrassing. Let's go to Ryan, Ryan,

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Speaker 3: what's your porn's durn name?

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Speaker 9: Hey, you guys, love you?

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

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Speaker 4: Hey, my porn name.

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Speaker 9: Is fourth J.

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Speaker 3: Go again, Go again, FOURTHJ.

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Speaker 1: The straight was fourth Avenue, So fourth Jo.

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Speaker 3: Phenomenal, Ryan, fourth J.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Emily. Emily, what's your porns dn name?

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Speaker 4: Hi, guys, so mine's probably next level. My street name

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Speaker 4: was Natalie and my first cats was Puss.

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Speaker 3: So Natalie pus nice, Nice, Natalie, Kristen, Kristen, what's your

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Speaker 3: porn's durn name? Sorry, I'm actually so good. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I've got I'm not funny like that was one.

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Speaker 7: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 4: It's tonny, Jean.

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Speaker 3: Tenmy gene al sounds like a famous musician or something.

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Speaker 1: Christian, I love that you followed through with your points

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Speaker 1: our name, knowing that you were sitting on it, knowing

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Speaker 1: that you were sitting on a c grader after triple

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Speaker 1: BJ up there, that was a really tough actor follow

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Speaker 1: So the pure courage coming on the airwaves there, christ

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Speaker 1: and I tim of the cat do mate, well done,

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Speaker 1: have a great bride.

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Speaker 3: And also she should know that it's so much better

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Speaker 3: than Trapper wrathmunk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you find you're fine with I mean I feel

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Speaker 1: like putting whatever. His name was Fifth Ryan Ryan, fourth

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Speaker 1: BJ as the third caller. There was really just the

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Speaker 1: kiss of death for everyone else but Blake. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you can give it a crack. What's your porn Sunday? Mate?

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Speaker 1: First name your first of a street you lived on?

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Speaker 9: Semi swallows?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, mate, go again, semi swallows, semi thighs swallows. There

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Speaker 2: you go, there you go go there in the air swallows.

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Speaker 2: I mean, they do a good one with fourth b J.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't they podcasting now right now? If you're missed out

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Speaker 1: on celebrating your fiftieth birthday and you want to come

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Speaker 1: on the airwaves and tell us a rank story about

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Speaker 1: your life, you get a thousand dollars thanks to Pizzahut.

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Speaker 3: Birthday Rice Pizza Hut. Now all weak will.

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Speaker 2: We've had people nominating people who have turned fifty, but

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Speaker 2: in a competition. First there has been a self nomination

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Speaker 2: by a man called Joe.

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Speaker 3: Joe, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Hi, you guys, a great show. Thanks for having me on.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that, Joe.

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Speaker 2: Now, now listen, the rules were of this competition that

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Speaker 2: you know, you had to be nominated by someone else,

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Speaker 2: but Joe. When the producers saw the details of the

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Speaker 2: story that you are potentially about to tell, they believed,

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Speaker 2: and we believe it as well, that if you are

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Speaker 2: open to telling that story to Australia, we are going

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Speaker 2: to give you one thousand dollars and the pizza hut

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Speaker 2: pack worth.

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Speaker 9: Oh fantastic, guys, Yeah, no problem. It's quite embarrassing, but

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Speaker 9: here we go. What the story is. I turned fifty

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Speaker 9: and the government sent me out a kit for a

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Speaker 9: bow screen in tennis. So I opened that up and

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Speaker 9: there's a container, so I'll put two and two together.

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Speaker 9: I don't like reading instructions, by the way, so puff

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Speaker 9: I go. And I understand you. What what I thought

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Speaker 9: was that I had to fi up the whole container.

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Speaker 9: Say here, I am trying to jam a stool in there,

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Speaker 9: and eventually eventually I get to close it. I mean

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Speaker 9: it did over flow a little bit. I cleaned that up.

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Speaker 9: So then then I then sense it off, thinking that,

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Speaker 9: you know, that's all I had need to do. I

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Speaker 9: did what I did, and let's see what happens. Oh god,

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Speaker 9: how embarrassing. Three days later, I'll get a phone call

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Speaker 9: and they're telling me that from the labs, and I

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Speaker 9: think I'll put too much stool in there and they

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Speaker 9: might not be able to test it. That's quite empad

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Speaker 9: and that's the most embarrassing thing is that happened to

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Speaker 9: me in my fifty years a thousand. Thank you guys,

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Speaker 9: really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: The only man in history to fill up the entire container.

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Speaker 1: Like a little tube of Plato down the other end.

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