Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 2: Posted by a couple of misfits.
Speaker 3: Place yourself for the ridiculous Shenanigans of our spare wheels.
Speaker 3: Fuck the Mitches, is king, Oscar Pries keep it Jenna
Speaker 3: and constraceptive diagrams.
Speaker 4: Out, Hello you, Oh my god, we're here.
Speaker 2: This is so exciting. This is really exciting, finally happening.
Speaker 5: There's the bonus episodes. Everyone was banging, clamoring, throwing tantrums,
Speaker 5: you were leaving children places, so many going on. But also, Jenna,
Speaker 5: we have my favorite person in the world joining us
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 2: Were intraceptive diaphragm.
Speaker 6: Sam's me, I thought you died.
Speaker 2: I did a little bit inside inside, insideide.
Speaker 5: We're going to sound very different because we're not the Mitches. No,
Speaker 5: the Mitches, we are their spare wheels. You have roving reporter,
Speaker 5: Oscar price keeper Jenna and contraceptive diaphragm Sam.
Speaker 2: Who was he from the beginning? Yes he was, Yes,
Speaker 2: it's been since you've been on the Pod season three.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 5: Me neither, so I'm fair cool. Anyway, this is this
Speaker 5: is so exciting, you guys. We've got a great couple
Speaker 5: of bonus episodes coming up, couple.
Speaker 2: Of misfits, a couple of that.
Speaker 5: So if it is your first time listening, we start
Speaker 5: every episode with an is it just me something we've noticed,
Speaker 5: hate or even appreciate?
Speaker 6: Well said, well.
Speaker 2: Done, thank you. It's almost like you remembered it, I know,
Speaker 2: very vaguely. Or shall I start? I think that we should? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right? Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Is asking for directions kind of redundant?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good one. So, like, Okay, I.
Speaker 5: Work in the city and I can't tell you how
Speaker 5: many times I get asked when I'm sitting down with
Speaker 5: my earphones in how do I get to such and such?
Speaker 5: And I'm sitting there going you're staring at me with
Speaker 5: an iPhone that is connected to Google Maps.
Speaker 1: Also, have you noticed that they always ask you when
Speaker 1: you've got earphones in?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Okay? What is that about?
Speaker 6: Always?
Speaker 5: Like, clearly, I'm sitting there with earphones in, I am
Speaker 5: listening to not this show, and I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be disturbed. I've got coffee in one hand,
Speaker 2: vape in the other. Fuck off?
Speaker 5: What is it about me in particular, or anyone with
Speaker 5: earphones that makes someone go I'm gonna ask that person,
Speaker 5: not the seventy people with nothing going on.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's just that you have a nice face.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I've always been told I've got really big RBF when
Speaker 5: I'm like disassociated, which if you don't know what that is,
Speaker 5: it's resting bitch face. Yes, but then someone did tell
Speaker 5: me I do have audience participation face because there's something
Speaker 5: about me that they just single me out. Yeah, And
Speaker 5: it's just it's always like the old couple, the tourists,
Speaker 5: or just someone coming up with their phone going how
Speaker 5: do I find this? And I just press the directions
Speaker 5: button on their on their Google Maps and go fucking
Speaker 5: follow it, you idiot, Like I can't handle.
Speaker 1: But also whenever they ask me, I'll get my phone
Speaker 1: out and look it up while they have their phone
Speaker 1: in their head.
Speaker 2: Make it something that we can all do together, so
Speaker 2: it's like a group activity. It's like, that's fine, we'll
Speaker 2: find out together, like gentle parent.
Speaker 5: Sometimes older people will give them a cop out because
Speaker 5: it's like if it's little old Myrtle who's like three
Speaker 5: steps away from the grave and she doesn't know she
Speaker 5: might not know how to use a map, like that's fine,
Speaker 5: But if I've got a fucking teenager who has grown
Speaker 5: up with the Internet, I'm going to crack the shits
Speaker 5: and I will trip them over good. I do not
Speaker 5: want to be disturbed on my lunch break.
Speaker 2: All right, I want to paint in the scenario. Yeah,
Speaker 2: your phone's dead, You're in the city, You're in Paramatta
Speaker 2: or something somewhere that you have absolutely no idea where
Speaker 2: anything is.
Speaker 5: Well, you've got it wrong for a start. Might be
Speaker 5: caught dead in fucking paramotter. I actually we will be
Speaker 5: dead in Paramount.
Speaker 2: Okay, but who are you going to ask? If you're
Speaker 2: in a situation you have no idea where to go,
Speaker 2: and you look around, you look at just the general
Speaker 2: faces of people. If you imagine yourself in that scenario,
Speaker 2: who would you approach.
Speaker 1: I'm not approaching anyone. I'm finding my own way around.
Speaker 2: Rather die than ask anyone anything.
Speaker 5: Jenna does have the sense of smell of a dog
Speaker 5: like she can actually find her.
Speaker 2: Way around very easily. Like Shell, She'll stand there and
Speaker 2: go really hungry. Yes, begets I don't know, like Recross.
Speaker 2: I could go for a baguette.
Speaker 5: Now, just psa, idiots, get your phone out and use
Speaker 5: Google Maps. And if you don't know how fucking.
Speaker 2: Learn google it Google how to use Google Maps? Well
Speaker 2: said anyway, said Jenna for the very first time years
Speaker 2: on your very own show, Get to have an Itch, Yes,
Speaker 2: my own?
Speaker 5: Are you ready? I think I think Bradley a bit
Speaker 5: accounter in Pat's it is it just me?
Speaker 6: Is everyone going to bloody Japan? Everyone is going.
Speaker 5: I literally spoke to a girl from work yesterday who
Speaker 5: got back from Japan two days ago.
Speaker 1: Someone literally downstairs from you who got back from Japan.
Speaker 1: Another one's going in a week. Like, everyone's going to Japan,
Speaker 1: and I'm very jealous because they have a lot of
Speaker 1: cat stuff and well that's that.
Speaker 5: Well they do have very good cat cafes.
Speaker 2: Over there, Yeah they do. You know, more people are
Speaker 2: going to Tokyo than Balley at the moment from Australia.
Speaker 2: It is the top tourism location for all Australian tourists.
Speaker 2: Yeah do I know that, No idea, but you see
Speaker 2: that just proves my point.
Speaker 1: Everyone's going there every and you need to learn why
Speaker 1: everyone's going there.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 5: Our friend Ash has been to Japan, like I think
Speaker 5: three times in the last and a half. What, Yeah, like,
Speaker 5: so he's currently as time of recording, he's in Europe.
Speaker 5: But him and his partner James, they started in Japan.
Speaker 5: I think they were there for two weeks and then
Speaker 5: they went off to Europe and I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 5: was their third time in the last like maybe ten months.
Speaker 5: Imagine having money like I.
Speaker 2: Don't want I want to go to Japan so badly
Speaker 2: we go. Oh my god, Sam, do you reckon?
Speaker 5: We could do an EPP like the third app in Japan.
Speaker 6: Oh, we can use the kiddyo.
Speaker 5: We could totally use the kid.
Speaker 2: Can definitely do that. Oh my god, should we get
Speaker 2: business class?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I actually didn't even think about how many people are
Speaker 5: going because the amount of conversations I've had about Japan recently,
Speaker 5: like in Japan's gorgeous, I'd.
Speaker 2: Love to I would love to go.
Speaker 5: I love to go. I'd love to go and spring
Speaker 5: though when like all the cherry blossoms.
Speaker 2: Around just love to go anytime you had, you know what,
Speaker 2: The more I think about this, the more I think
Speaker 2: that we can absolutely just abuse this power that we have.
Speaker 2: So hang on, wait, I know it's literally that their
Speaker 2: time off. I think that like Mitchell's flying to Bali today.
Speaker 5: He landed, he landed yesterday, perfect time of recording.
Speaker 2: Let's call him off. Okay, he's bringing I don't think hello. Hello,
Speaker 2: Hi contraceptive Diaphram Sam here from is it just me?
Speaker 2: The podcast?
Speaker 5: I never heard of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we've we've made the decision. By the way,
Speaker 2: I'm here with Jenna and Oscar hard short. Hi, we've
Speaker 2: made the decision. Just need your quick approval. You're all
Speaker 2: good with this, aren't you. If we used the kidio
Speaker 2: to fly business class to Japan, we're going to do
Speaker 2: the third show from there. Fucking good luck, mate. That
Speaker 2: was a great that's all we needed. Thank you. Tunnel Yeah, yeah, yeah, girls.
Speaker 1: All the cafes, let's be because one just one, yeah,
Speaker 1: just one.
Speaker 5: Just one.
Speaker 2: You can sit outside perfect good.
Speaker 5: Actually, oh my god, I did see like a video
Speaker 5: that they have Otter cafes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we can go to the Otter cafes. Actually
Speaker 2: know all three of us. What am I talking about?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sorry sorry I got confused. And they're just people that
Speaker 2: look like you you wish. Here's what we're going to do.
Speaker 2: We're going to start a poll. If you haven't joined
Speaker 2: the Endurant Idiot group on Facebook. Please do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we start a poll. Who thinks we should absolutely
Speaker 2: do this? I think we should show from Japan. Still.
Speaker 6: To be honest, I'm not even going to listen to
Speaker 6: your poll.
Speaker 2: We're going, you know what, it's on the fly because
Speaker 2: I hadn't had an e gym planned because I'm I
Speaker 2: can't think of ship. I don't know anything. No, that's fair,
Speaker 2: But now now I think of it. Is it just
Speaker 2: me our airport lounge is completely overrated? Oh? Fuck yes absolutely.
Speaker 2: Now I don't fly nearly enough to qualify. Yes, But
Speaker 2: every once in a while I'll get like one of
Speaker 2: the free passes, the passes, oh yeah, yeah that you
Speaker 2: have to show up and then you go to the
Speaker 2: counter and they go, oh, you're flowing business. I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I've just got the pass, and it's just like oh yeah,
Speaker 2: through there, like they don't they don't want anything to
Speaker 2: do with me.
Speaker 5: Way, their attitude changes as soon as you say, oh no,
Speaker 5: I'm just walking through. All of a sudden, it's like
Speaker 5: I'm in prison. I'm in Orange is the new black,
Speaker 5: and they're like shoving me through it. So I don't
Speaker 5: contaminate the business class people.
Speaker 2: It's like walking through Kmart and Blacktown at three am
Speaker 2: at the twenty four hour Camart and there's always like
Speaker 2: a security guard that's just like slowly following you throughout
Speaker 2: the It's exactly like that, there's always someone that's just
Speaker 2: watching you. So you've got to start stealing the cutlery again.
Speaker 5: You won't catch me dead in Blacktown. But I get
Speaker 5: the idea, Like I'm on board, but I agree, Like
Speaker 5: there is something about airport lounges where they're so hyped up,
Speaker 5: but then you actually go there and it's literally it's
Speaker 5: just a cafe in the middle of a department store,
Speaker 5: like it's it is so outrageous.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, it's exactly that. It's the David Jones third
Speaker 2: floor cafe with have just got some poor bitch that's
Speaker 2: working behind the counter who's look like life is leaving
Speaker 2: her eyes.
Speaker 5: She's been there for eleven hours. Yeah, like she's been
Speaker 5: there all fucking day because there's been four sick calls,
Speaker 5: a plane didn't land on time, all the pilots are sexist.
Speaker 5: Like it's it's literally like that poor girl's gone through
Speaker 5: her and she you just happen to catch her at
Speaker 5: the last straw, like it's the it's the straw that broke.
Speaker 5: The camel's humped like at that point it's it isn't
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: Poor bitch, like you've got to feel for her.
Speaker 5: Absolutely insane, But like I actually think airport's in.
Speaker 2: General, hellscate, healthscate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the gates, the customs, the way people talk to you,
Speaker 5: Like I don't give a fuck. You've got forty people
Speaker 5: to see in ten minutes. Don't talk to me. Just
Speaker 5: smile at me and say have a good fly and
Speaker 5: let me do my own customs. I don't need you
Speaker 5: watching me take my laptop out of my bag, Like
Speaker 5: what do you think is going to pop out a
Speaker 5: boogie board?
Speaker 2: Like I don't.
Speaker 5: Like, I'm not going to Barley, bitch, I'm going to
Speaker 5: fucking Europe, like.
Speaker 6: Now we're going to Japan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're so right.
Speaker 5: Actually I fucked up really badly two years ago, so
Speaker 5: I'll keep it short. But essentially, as show who I
Speaker 5: mentioned before, we went to Europe for a month and
Speaker 5: a half when we were coming back to Australia. So
Speaker 5: we're in London, not Heathrow, the other one Sheffield.
Speaker 2: It's not Sheffield. I don't know it's.
Speaker 5: Something or other.
Speaker 2: I believe I'm gonna call it shit shows it's from there,
Speaker 2: and yeah, you're Homeland.
Speaker 5: So we're in the other airport, going back to I
Speaker 5: think the layover was Dubai, and I completely forgot I
Speaker 5: had needles in my carry on because that was when
Speaker 5: I started my for Isis injections, so I forgot to
Speaker 5: get rid of them when I had done them. So
Speaker 5: we're going through customs and they pulled me aside everyone
Speaker 5: else's being like through and Asher just looks at me
Speaker 5: and goes, of course, what did you do? Did you
Speaker 5: leave a dildo in there or something like something? Just
Speaker 5: so stupid. Anyway, they pulled my bag like apart, and
Speaker 5: then I saw the bag, like the carry bag, the
Speaker 5: travel bag that had my needles in it, and I went,
Speaker 5: oh no, But it wasn't even the needles they were
Speaker 5: looking at. It was the ice packs that had melted
Speaker 5: because liquid. So I'm standing there and the guy pulls
Speaker 5: out the needles and goes, what's this and I was
Speaker 5: like their prescription.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've got the paperwork.
Speaker 5: I've got four lots of paperwork, I promise, and he goes, okay,
Speaker 5: throws it in the sharp spin and then goes, well,
Speaker 5: this is the problem. And it's like I had three
Speaker 5: ice packs, two small ones and a huge one because
Speaker 5: I didn't refreeze them because I just clean forgot, and
Speaker 5: I thought, well, I didn't pay for that, So that's time?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: You should follow these idiots online?
Speaker 2: Search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: All right, well we all went to see Angeliette and
Speaker 5: by way, all I mean Jenna and I and Mitchell.
Speaker 5: Sorry Sam, Yeah, and you weren't there with us in spirit?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, that's true. Yeah, and I was watching
Speaker 2: from home. Yeah, you were watching from home. Actually you weren't,
Speaker 2: because Jenna's got a good point.
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, so you know our gorgeous Mitch Cherry was
Speaker 5: was Cameo Yadiyada and he's done a Juliette, Rob Mills.
Speaker 5: Casey Donovan. Now I have something really fun to share
Speaker 5: with the both of you about Casey Donovan. Now I
Speaker 5: want to preface by saying this is not in any
Speaker 5: way an attack on her. She is way to start,
Speaker 5: I know, I just like, I just want it known
Speaker 5: that this is purely about me, because I genuinely think
Speaker 5: you're gonna look at me very differently. Oh so okay.
Speaker 5: So cut to a couple of years ago. So we're
Speaker 5: talking like twenty eighteen. I'm twenty years old. I'm working
Speaker 5: in a jewelry store. I had friends in very strange places,
Speaker 5: one of them gorgeous girl whose name I've temporarily forgotten
Speaker 5: because I have not spoken to her for four years.
Speaker 2: We'll call a Candas. Let's got do you know what
Speaker 2: I actually want to call her?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Candas?
Speaker 2: I like can I was trying to think of something.
Speaker 5: Stupid, but I was like no, no, So gorgeous Candace used
Speaker 5: to work at ticketing for the Capital Theater. She used
Speaker 5: to give me free tickets to a lot of shit,
Speaker 5: like three other shows, and then one day she calls
Speaker 5: me and she goes, do you want to go to
Speaker 5: the Helpman Awards?
Speaker 2: Oh? Now, if you don't know what the Helpman Awards are.
Speaker 5: It's basically the Tonys of Australia, So red carpet, it's
Speaker 5: at the Capitol. It's a full on award show, right lovely.
Speaker 5: So I said, oh my god, I'd love chicken. I
Speaker 5: have two tickets, and I took my then friend at
Speaker 5: the time off. We go to the Capital theater. We
Speaker 5: watched the show. This is how you can tell my
Speaker 5: friend really liked me. We were sitting with all the nominees.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm not joking. I was sitting next
Speaker 5: to like the the head of the arts in like
Speaker 5: in Canberra or whatever, the fun what are they called,
Speaker 5: like the premiere for the arts or whatever. I had
Speaker 5: no idea who he was. And he turned to me
Speaker 5: and my friend and said, oh, what do you what
Speaker 5: do you guys? What are you guys nominated for? I
Speaker 5: was being cheeky and I was like, I'm the Emotional
Speaker 5: Support Award anyway, moral support all that. He did not
Speaker 5: find that funny. We just kind of nervous laugh, my
Speaker 5: friend and I and then we looked around and the
Speaker 5: Book of Mormon cast were like two rows ahead of us.
Speaker 5: Muriel's wedding were three rows ahead of us. We were
Speaker 5: so close to the front that I could actually see
Speaker 5: the beads of sweat on Natalie bassen Kwaert's face when
Speaker 5: she was singing, because they did this weird you know,
Speaker 5: when they did Funny Girl a couple of years ago
Speaker 5: and they had like seventeen fannies or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that night a yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know who was to help me build something else. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: that's actually the night we met because he looked at
Speaker 2: me and went wrong.
Speaker 5: Fanny and Casey Donovan was a part of that, so
Speaker 5: and I realized she's there, and I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: See whatever. The tickets my.
Speaker 5: Friend got for my other friend and I were VIP
Speaker 5: after party award.
Speaker 6: My god.
Speaker 2: We went to.
Speaker 5: The after party at town Hall. I was hammered.
Speaker 2: I should be blasted, I'm like, So we went in.
Speaker 5: I met the woman whose name I've forgotten, but she
Speaker 5: was in Winners and Losers, the blonde one with the
Speaker 5: square jaw. I've got you know who I'm talking about,
Speaker 5: I think the yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I met her.
Speaker 2: I met her.
Speaker 5: So actually, quick side note, I met her at the
Speaker 5: bar at the Capitol and she turned to me and
Speaker 5: was like, why the fuck am I here? And then
Speaker 5: she performed and I was like, that's why you're here.
Speaker 5: So she was a hood. I was bumped into her
Speaker 5: at the after party and she was like, let's girl's
Speaker 5: on for a bit, you know, and whatever, and so
Speaker 5: we did. I used to smoke cigarettes at this point,
Speaker 5: by the way, so I went out for a cigarette
Speaker 5: with Virginia A and my friend Katie Donovan is standing
Speaker 5: there with her two friends. At this point, guys, I
Speaker 5: was like, beyond the confidence in me to just march
Speaker 5: straight up to Casey Donovan as if we were co workers.
Speaker 2: And I've walked up and gone.
Speaker 5: Hi, Casey, my name's Oscar. It's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 5: And she looked at me and she's doing the whole like, oh, Hi,
Speaker 5: it's so nice to meet you, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: And I made an absolute tit of myself in front
Speaker 5: of her. Perfect So she's got her vape in one hand.
Speaker 5: I blew cigarette smoke in her face on purpose. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, yeah, yeah, because I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2: There was a girl. There was a girl that we
Speaker 2: bumped into. Yeah. Yah, No, guys, this is getting worse.
Speaker 5: Oh, it gets worse. So there was a girl with
Speaker 5: us at the time too. I don't know who she was.
Speaker 5: I think she was just a patron. And so she
Speaker 5: comes out and she must have been a huge fan
Speaker 5: of Casey. She was like, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 5: can you take a photo of the two of us?
Speaker 5: And again, why are you asking the drunk person. So
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, sure, blurry is all fuck And
Speaker 5: I just didn't even tell her. I just air dropped
Speaker 5: it to her and walked away. So whoever, if you
Speaker 5: if that girl is still around, I'm so sorry. But
Speaker 5: then that prompted me to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: I should get a photo. So I did. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: show you both the photo.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for this. Oh my god, hang on,
Speaker 2: gonna come up.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Casey looks lovely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fantastic, she looks amazing. I need to reiterate this
Speaker 5: has nothing to do against Casey. I think she's the
Speaker 5: most wonderful woman in the world. This is purely about
Speaker 5: me and my absolute dumb fuckery.
Speaker 2: We need to talk about the fact that your head
Speaker 2: is on a right angle, your eyes are closed, You've
Speaker 2: got your hands that's just kind of like out flat,
Speaker 2: like you're like you remember of high five undercover. What
Speaker 2: has led you to these choices?
Speaker 5: I wish I could tell you. I genuinely wish I
Speaker 5: could tell you. So cut to after that, right, I
Speaker 5: went back inside. I thought I looked great, by the way,
Speaker 5: That's all I remember about that moment. Okaye again was wonderful. Like,
Speaker 5: and I maintain she is one of the nicest people
Speaker 5: I've come I came across that night I go inside
Speaker 5: quick Side night. I also met the band Shepherd, Oh yes,
Speaker 5: lovely in the hallway in front of the bathroom, mind you,
Speaker 5: Like they had just come out, and I was like,
Speaker 5: you're blowing you know, I asked, so my friend recently
Speaker 5: told me that I spent twenty minutes out the front
Speaker 5: of the bathroom convincing the poor lead singer of Shepherd
Speaker 5: that he should let me sing with him, which he
Speaker 5: obviously didn't. I then said, in follow me back on
Speaker 5: instat they didn't. That's so fine, because why would they?
Speaker 5: Absolutely like like, I marched up to poor Nat bassing
Speaker 5: Quith and said, yes, really well, like I made an
Speaker 5: absolute tit of myself. I just vaguely remembered that basic
Speaker 5: foy look at me, going Okay, this was on a
Speaker 5: Tuesday night, guys, just like again.
Speaker 6: At town Hall.
Speaker 2: At town Hall.
Speaker 5: So the end of the night's wrapping up, my friend
Speaker 5: has already left. I'm on my own. I see poor
Speaker 5: Casey and her two friends who I spoke to getting
Speaker 5: in a taxi. Oh no, what do you think I did?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, you did not get in that taxi, did you?
Speaker 5: I unprompted, I got in that taxi, unprompted Casey. She
Speaker 5: got in the front, her two friends got in the back,
Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden, the guy looks and
Speaker 5: there's me, and I've shut the door, like where are
Speaker 5: we going? And Casey clearly did not know what to do,
Speaker 5: and it's dead silent. All three of them are clearly
Speaker 5: thinking why is this twenty year old in the car
Speaker 5: with us? Which I cannot blame them for. As I
Speaker 5: look back on her, I thought I was hot shit.
Speaker 5: I thought we were best mates. I couldn't tell you
Speaker 5: what her two friends names were. I genuinely thought I
Speaker 5: was best mates with Casey Donovan. In that moment, I
Speaker 5: was like, we bonded. I blew cigarette smoke in her face.
Speaker 5: I took her photo with her like I made her giggle,
Speaker 5: she gave me a cuddle, all of that.
Speaker 2: And so the uber goes to whatever hotel we went to.
Speaker 2: We're all at the bar.
Speaker 5: I bought them all drinks because I thought we were busies,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, and they just took it. Eventually one
Speaker 5: of them turns to me, I think it was the girl.
Speaker 5: She turned to me and she goes, how are.
Speaker 2: You getting home?
Speaker 5: It is classic like wrap up, like who the fuck
Speaker 5: are you? And I was like, oh, just g for
Speaker 5: it back, you know, I had work the next day,
Speaker 5: like it was. It was like one or two in
Speaker 5: the morning on a Wednesday morning. At this point, the
Speaker 5: three of them promptly got up and left and just
Speaker 5: left me at the hotel on my own, which is fair.
Speaker 5: I was an adult. It took me like twenty minutes
Speaker 5: to order a newer because I was that hammered.
Speaker 2: Oh choking.
Speaker 5: I need to reiterate to you, guys, I was a
Speaker 5: different person at twenty I don't know because you were
Speaker 5: when I tell you I thought about it since as
Speaker 5: an adult, how fucking embarrassing. But like, I've always been
Speaker 5: a little bit unhinged.
Speaker 2: But that is just a whole new level.
Speaker 1: But I remember at the stage door, right, we were
Speaker 1: all like hi, Gaysy, and you stood back and yeah,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: So I backed away.
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't want Hasty to look at
Speaker 5: me because I am so humiliated the fact that that's
Speaker 5: what I did.
Speaker 2: Well. The good news is that Casey is on the
Speaker 2: phone right now. No, the whole thing. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: she's not she's Oh my god, I actually want to
Speaker 2: shot myself. I know you say that you're a different person,
Speaker 2: but if you said that this happened last well, by
Speaker 2: that much, I still believe it. That's on the show.
Speaker 2: How are we feeling?
Speaker 5: Yeah good, I feel really good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I finally feel good.
Speaker 2: Yeah taken. How many seasons now? Yeah? Six seasons? Six seasons?
Speaker 2: Feel good.
Speaker 5: I think today was the most you've ever spoken of
Speaker 5: the part. I just quietly.
Speaker 6: You know why I've enjoyed it to you being empowered.
Speaker 2: I know, female empowerment. That's what happens.
Speaker 5: Executive producer, contraceptive die from Sam. How how was Japan
Speaker 5: planning going?
Speaker 2: We got okay so far. I've reached out the flight
Speaker 2: center and uh whatever. They have to be business class.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be business Yes, yes they do. So we
Speaker 2: have a couple of quantus points that we can borrow
Speaker 2: from m Jury.
Speaker 5: I believe.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've heard of him him somewhere. I can't I
Speaker 2: can't pick the point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he was on w S f M.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, something like that. Well, do you know what
Speaker 2: that's that's excellent?
Speaker 5: So pay attention to idiots, because coming up, we will
Speaker 5: be in we will be in Japan, will be ye ja,
Speaker 5: this is gonna be fine, this is gonna be so great.
Speaker 1: I should learn some Japanese before Yeah, a counter three
Speaker 1: itching me son o good?
Speaker 2: Okay, ye, you've got your dual lingo streak already, yes
Speaker 2: to download anyway. Look, well, we hope this podcast made you.
Speaker 5: You're at the very least two percent better, just to
Speaker 5: just just I would say three.
Speaker 2: So so we yeap do fuck, that's right, Okay, let's
Speaker 2: let's try that. Let's we can't have that wait and
Speaker 2: so whatever. That was great, Well, thanks so much, idiots,
Speaker 2: catch you later. Bye bye.
Speaker 5: Welcome to add brief that we're doing this still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna put your headphones back on. We are
Speaker 2: not done. I didn't even say.
Speaker 5: The full line.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 5: Welcome to a brief secret segment on the end, A
Speaker 5: couple of people with a HD just talking bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's everyone enjoying the joins in Amanda Bottled Water.
Speaker 5: I actually loved it so much.
Speaker 2: I finished it well done, good, very good. I quite
Speaker 2: like the fact that Jonesy's face is caved in on.
Speaker 6: My Yeah, that was a deliberate action.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it feels as though that there's a vendetta. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but only in water based. Yeah, it is biblically accurate,
Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, Sam, I have a question. I can't remember.
Speaker 2: Why are you called contraceptive diaphragm?
Speaker 5: Sam? I actually was thinking about this on the way
Speaker 5: to the studio today.
Speaker 2: So I think this was what season one? Something like that? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: season one, I was. I was kind of helping out
Speaker 2: with the show and producing a few bits and pieces.
Speaker 2: And I think my name was pretty sad.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, I did listen to season one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: once when I wasn't on board.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, no, And I think the idea was, I was,
Speaker 2: I was away one week and everyone's gone. I feel
Speaker 2: like that in this day and age, in this twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one that we can't be calling people pretty anymore,
Speaker 2: particularly because it's just it's just a genders sarian more
Speaker 2: than your books.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why do you think I married you? That's very true?
Speaker 6: Fuck safe listen to Oscar for once in your life?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I see that's the problem. I never do
Speaker 2: listen to me one. No.
Speaker 5: Yeah, was a fan fic written about the Mitches at
Speaker 5: one point where someone called you that was that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, was that.
Speaker 2: Something else there was for us? That's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a fan fic for it, because I
Speaker 5: remember reading the Mitch and Mitch one. Yeah, there was
Speaker 5: one about you, you two, I think it was.
Speaker 6: I think there was Yes in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: It is it bad that I want to read it?
Speaker 1: I have to.
Speaker 2: We can find that you can do a dramatic greet.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, fuck in Japan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to be in Japan. It has to
Speaker 2: be in Japan. That's where we do the dramatic hang on.
Speaker 2: Does that mean I have to like get my dear
Speaker 2: legal streak up so we can do it? Do it
Speaker 2: in Japanese Japanese? Yes, perfect that We're not going to
Speaker 2: butcher that at all. No, no, no, Now we're doing
Speaker 2: English and Japanese. Oh okay, okay, we're doing Japan very
Speaker 2: fair and right off.
Speaker 5: Because I don't think anyone's ever explained to me why
Speaker 5: you were why you're contraceptive diaphram Sam.
Speaker 2: The only reason is that they couldn't figure out something
Speaker 2: that rhymed with Sam because it was going to be
Speaker 2: Ham Sam Sam Sam.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean my first thought was green Eggs and
Speaker 5: ham Sam. Yeah, but yeah, just no, but it doesn't contraceptive.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, you're so right, Jenna. We would never do something.
Speaker 5: We never do something.
Speaker 2: I think that's actually something I've realized, is that if
Speaker 2: you've just joined the pod, like even like season four beyond, Yeah,
Speaker 2: no fucking idea.
Speaker 5: Who I know?
Speaker 2: I actually no idea.
Speaker 5: I have a feeling there's a good chunk of people
Speaker 5: that are going to be like, who the fuck is
Speaker 5: contraceptive who? It's famously said by an m jury.
Speaker 2: I know Dot Weegans his great grandmother.
Speaker 6: DoD Wigans, weary guy stole it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, yah. He actually was in a dream of
Speaker 5: mine the other night. It was really weird.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wasn't doing anything significant, it was just there.
Speaker 2: Oh that's how he is everybody. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it was like a precursor because all
Speaker 5: the dreams hychics will say like that means something, and
Speaker 5: I think it just means I'm taking over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's it, because he does nothing.
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm a bit psychic, and I think, do.
Speaker 5: You know what, if anyone in this room is psychic,
Speaker 5: it's me absolutely, Yeah, that's you know what.
Speaker 2: Yes, completely, one hundred percent.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't put it past you.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't don't put it past Actually, one.
Speaker 5: Of my favorite moments ever of Jenna is her doing
Speaker 5: a little drummer boy like I because I because that
Speaker 5: was the that was the secret, the Savage Santa episode
Speaker 5: and we were all doing it. They got me to
Speaker 5: sing Santa Baby, which then that got a lot of
Speaker 5: like what a fell fashion because I was so hung
Speaker 5: over that day, and Jenna did a pump pump and
Speaker 5: I maintained to this day. Out of all Jenna moments
Speaker 5: across all a hundred seasons of this show and the
Speaker 5: three thousand years of her life, that is my favorite moment,
Speaker 5: just her sitting there so quietly going.
Speaker 2: There is actually, I'm not gonna lie after you, Jenna,
Speaker 2: rather pump perfect on my drunk.
Speaker 5: You can't remember it.
Speaker 2: Actually, I have an idea. I have an idea. So
Speaker 2: that's fine. I have an idea. So I know.
Speaker 5: So Cherry gave me ship on the pod being like
Speaker 5: he's just gonna fak and sing. Well, that's exactly what
Speaker 5: I'm going to do perfect.
Speaker 2: We expect nothing.
Speaker 5: So and I did see some comments as well, can
Speaker 5: we have a segment where Oscar sing so I guess
Speaker 5: we'll do it now.
Speaker 2: Where were those on someday? They were on a post,
Speaker 2: they were on.
Speaker 5: A for I mean like I did response, but we will.
Speaker 5: There is a song that is training at the moment
Speaker 5: called Nasty.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen on TikTok? They're like.
Speaker 5: So like, for some reason, that song makes me think
Speaker 5: of Jenna. Why so can you imagine Jenny? Like, can
Speaker 5: you do it?
Speaker 2: Na? Wait, here's here's here's a song nasty? Yeah, Like
Speaker 2: is it Jenny?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Is it not perfect? I've been a nasty I've been
Speaker 2: a nasty girl. She's doing it at the wrong parts.
Speaker 2: Is there like a karaoke version of that song? That
Speaker 2: has to be?
Speaker 5: Because what we'll do I've been a nasty girl. I'll
Speaker 5: sing oh my god, Yes, I'll sing the actual like
Speaker 5: singing beer.
Speaker 2: Yes, but talk amongst yourselves, guys, I'll figure this out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nasty just practicing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just practicing for your debut.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I love how as soon as I look up to
Speaker 5: the first thing is to nasty lyrics like if they're
Speaker 5: not so easy, like they actually are, Like she literally
Speaker 5: just thinks the same thing three times it's so funny.
Speaker 5: She's such a genius. She really loves Sydney recently. Actually,
Speaker 5: I didn't know about it until the day of. She
Speaker 5: did not I think she was in a she was
Speaker 5: in a festival lineup, and I literally found out the
Speaker 5: day of.
Speaker 6: When we could have got her on the show.
Speaker 5: We could have got she could have been our girl.
Speaker 5: Well shit, she could have been hanging.
Speaker 2: I'll reach out to miss Archers that I'm blind. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: so everybody, so so everyone knows when we start. The
Speaker 2: first line is because it feels like Heaven's.
Speaker 5: That's my bit. I should one of Mike. Actually, let's let's.
Speaker 2: Feels like one on one podcast is ship, so it
Speaker 2: feels like heaven when it hurts so bad Jones and
Speaker 2: Amanda Bottle, you can have the crushed Jonesy beautiful.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jenna Benson and Oscar Kirk. Nasty.
Speaker 5: I sucked it already.
Speaker 2: That's you well fuck no, it's okay. Just and it
Speaker 2: starts near there you go.
Speaker 4: It's so bad, baby, put it on me.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 4: Just slide that just slid.
Speaker 2: That been a nasty girl.
Speaker 6: I've been a nasty girl, nasty. I've been a nasty girl, nasty.
Speaker 6: I've been a nasty nasty nasty.
Speaker 5: It's the money gonna match my freak. It's the many
Speaker 5: gonna matchup free. It's the manny and I at my nasty.
Speaker 5: I guess I'm ana. They say I'm an athlete. Some
Speaker 5: money and if needs some leaving the insinct.
Speaker 2: I thought was gonna do that part with me.
Speaker 4: If you keep up with me, keep fucking me back.
Speaker 4: If you do it too good, I'm going there get
Speaker 4: attached because it feels like heavy when new. It's so bad.
Speaker 2: Baby, put it on me.
Speaker 4: I God, just slide that, just slide up.
Speaker 6: Nasty. I've been a nasty girl. I've been a nasty girl, nasty.
Speaker 1: I've been a nasty, a nasty girl, nasty.
Speaker 6: I'm a nasty.
Speaker 2: Nasty Jesus, Well done, everyone, very cood. Wow, that was amazing.
Speaker 2: That's a new call.
Speaker 5: Memory looks for me. That's so funny.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 5: Just Jenno sitting there like literally concentrating to keep in time.
Speaker 5: I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2: Well well done.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That was excellent. Available now on Spotify and all good
Speaker 2: record stores. Yeah, you can get the vinyl Asanity.
Speaker 5: One Insane Insanity. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna record that. I
Speaker 5: think we should do it like full studio definitely.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's going to happen. Yeeah. It could
Speaker 2: fund out Japan trip on top of the that's true.
Speaker 5: Actually, we'll get really good royalties from that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we hang on wait by wait so we've
Speaker 2: got as well. Yeah, new single, we'll get a feature
Speaker 2: from Pitbull. He's about forty bucks a pop these he's
Speaker 2: on five, I think.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, if we can't get him, we can get
Speaker 5: flow Rider as well.
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, yeah, glaciers.
Speaker 5: Actually we have the budget for both.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah at ye no good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the match is going really well, so that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so all sales from the Moment of Jenner. Yeah,
Speaker 2: also available online purchase right now. That is real true,
Speaker 2: that is real actually yeah yeah, get they please buy
Speaker 2: that and he gives the profits from all of it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, naturally that's actually the Pitbull fund. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's fantastic. We're actually already there because we sold to
Speaker 2: yeah probably more.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now we're going to Japan.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's right. Yeah, we're going to go Japan.
Speaker 6: Actually, with the award, we could record the music video
Speaker 6: in Japan.
Speaker 5: That's so true, because we're going to get so much
Speaker 5: money from that, so we can.
Speaker 2: Go first class. Yeah amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, right that down, we're gonna go.
Speaker 6: Can we see it's a pilot.
Speaker 5: I don't think I should be in the cockpit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oscar get confused.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he does get confused with that stuff.
Speaker 2: And no, that that's a club, isn't it.
Speaker 5: No, that was my hotel. All right, yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 5: better go.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's been fun.
Speaker 5: Should I get another coffee?
Speaker 2: I think I should? Yeah, all right, well, thanks for coming, guys,
Speaker 2: thank you. I've never listened through ad debrief by the
Speaker 2: way I've been in it, but I've been nicely listened
Speaker 2: all the way through.
Speaker 5: I can't yeah, I can't think of how to go
Speaker 5: to Thanks for coming.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We're every Monday. Oh yeah, the next yeah, the next
Speaker 2: four Mondays. Yeah yeah, the next four Monday. No, no,
Speaker 2: we're going to Japan.
Speaker 5: Well, we have to fund for Japan, so we.
Speaker 2: Can just do enough for it's going to be fun
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 5: It's fun, but it's worked through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is for this June.
Speaker 5: Every every Monday where it'll be a couple of misfits
Speaker 5: until the Mitchers get back.
Speaker 2: So keep listening. We're good fun.
Speaker 5: We got more coming, a lot more.
Speaker 2: Book cock pits, I forgot Okay, take Casey Donovan while Yeah,
Speaker 2: actually no, I will call it now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, give her a call.
Speaker 5: You don't actually have her numbered? No, are you genuinely
Speaker 5: calling her? Don't you? Absolutely not? Please don't?
Speaker 2: Can you? Please? Don't?
Speaker 5: I will leave this right.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's called welcome.
Speaker 2: Wrong.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that's I'm experiencing lengthy time, well ship, because
Speaker 5: everyone's going to Japan.
Speaker 2: Everyone's going to Japan. All right, Well, we'll call them later.
Speaker 2: We'll call them later.
Speaker 5: We better go, better go.
Speaker 2: Well, all right, thanks for listening, idiots. We'll catch you.
Speaker 5: Catch you next week on Monday for all new episode
Speaker 5: of a Couple of Misfits.
Speaker 4: Bye.
Speaker 5: She can ask our price keeper Jenna and my beautiful
Speaker 5: contraceptive diet.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 5: So we'll catch you next week, idiots.
Speaker 6: Bye?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of miches.
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