Speaker 1: People do some weird ship it should in young people
Speaker 1: inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to
Speaker 1: get high.
Speaker 2: Some feelings more since than others.
Speaker 1: Something everything for you, But my career on hold, I
Speaker 1: could have been anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 2: Brace yourself for observations.
Speaker 3: You didn't ask for his leadership.
Speaker 4: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 2: Well good, just still a black couple of Mitches. One
Speaker 2: of us be and the other be Mitchell. Just to
Speaker 2: make things easier.
Speaker 3: Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 2: You always got me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch.
Speaker 2: Julie and Mitchell Koo. So here we are. Hello, back again,
Speaker 2: lest and highly favored. Jenna Benson joins us.
Speaker 5: I'm here as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, good to have you, our trusty third wheel groundskeeper Jenner.
Speaker 2: Grounds keeping you out of the sidekick.
Speaker 5: How the lawns they're looking really nice?
Speaker 2: Al rightly, welcome show?
Speaker 3: How is everyone good? Can I tell you something that
Speaker 3: happened to me this week? Actually?
Speaker 1: You know that feeling where you recognize someone and you
Speaker 1: cannot figure out where the hell you know them from?
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 1: So I've had that feeling ongoing for like a few
Speaker 1: months now, but yesterday.
Speaker 3: I cracked it.
Speaker 2: Oh with one particular person.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I'm feeling very satisfied at the moment. So
Speaker 1: someone in my pilates class she's actually blind, And when
Speaker 1: I first saw it, I was like, Jesus, I've seen
Speaker 1: you somewhere. I don't know where I recognize you from. Well,
Speaker 1: obviously because of coronavirus, my pilates classes have now moved online,
Speaker 1: so we do them on zoom. And I noticed last
Speaker 1: night that her full name was displayed. Says us, that correct,
Speaker 1: she's logged in, and I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: make a note of that name and I'm going to
Speaker 1: do a online stalk after the class. Turns out it's
Speaker 1: Nas Campanella, the Triple J newsreader.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I bet.
Speaker 1: You're thinking, how the hell does someone who's blind read news?
Speaker 2: I was thinking that, yees.
Speaker 3: So the reason that.
Speaker 1: I remembered seeing her was because back when I was
Speaker 1: at after As, the radio school in Sydney, they showed
Speaker 1: us a video of her setup at Triple J, where
Speaker 1: rather than reading the news, she has headphones on where
Speaker 1: a voiceover reads the script.
Speaker 3: Out and she repeats it word for word.
Speaker 1: As she's hearing it, and I remember it stuck with
Speaker 1: me all these years clearly because.
Speaker 3: I was like, that is very, very impressive.
Speaker 2: You can barely speak what I want to say, let alone.
Speaker 1: I actually have a grab of Naz and what she
Speaker 1: hears in her headphones and also her reading it out here.
Speaker 3: It is she's bro I know.
Speaker 1: And so obviously Triple Jay listeners don't hear the voice over,
Speaker 1: they just hear her, but that's what she hears.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, it's like a Stephen Hawking voice too.
Speaker 2: That's not like an easy to understand voice exactly.
Speaker 1: I remember the video they showed us in class. She commented,
Speaker 1: it's an American voice over, so he gets the pronunciations
Speaker 1: wrong all the time, even harder.
Speaker 2: For her in Carringer bar, like you just go to
Speaker 2: the suburbs are wrong. I want to try it. I
Speaker 2: want to get a go.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, hold on, this is this intensitive.
Speaker 2: No, I'm no, no, I'm not tri pretending to be blind.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you reckon? You'll be any good at it?
Speaker 2: I think. So the goal is to get on TV.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna have to practice.
Speaker 3: This isn't how TV presents work.
Speaker 2: They read the audio, but they have a little inner
Speaker 2: ear thing, you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's make it double hard.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go on news dot com dot you
Speaker 1: just read out or random news story.
Speaker 2: But how am I going to hear it?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just going to read it out and you
Speaker 1: have to repeat it once agond later. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: and then the TV thing you mentioned, Jenna, how about you?
Speaker 1: While while he's repeating what I'm saying, you just whisper
Speaker 1: random stage directions.
Speaker 2: Can I get a news bed? Do you mind if
Speaker 2: I put it on?
Speaker 3: Don't make it too art for yourself.
Speaker 2: No, I want the newsbad ads to it.
Speaker 3: She doesn't have one.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, I'm just looking up news dot com. Do
Speaker 1: you want this story?
Speaker 3: Master chef Star, people want less?
Speaker 2: Po oh, I want more? No, I won't read that app.
Speaker 2: I'm vetting the stories.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: What about Jasmine shares rare pregnancy update Carl Sephonovic's wife.
Speaker 2: Is she Okay, that's a good one. Let's do that one.
Speaker 2: That's good. I'm going to turn your microphone off me.
Speaker 2: It's because I want to be able to hear it
Speaker 2: and we don't want people to hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Right, how are you going to hear me?
Speaker 2: Because you're in the headphones, your microphones off, leave the microphone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna say, you won't hear me.
Speaker 2: This is hard, nas okay, and you're doing what stage directions?
Speaker 3: So you're just being like tight wrap throw the ads
Speaker 3: after this?
Speaker 2: How long is you bort it?
Speaker 3: I don't know until you until let's see how long
Speaker 3: you can go? Really?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: You're ready?
Speaker 2: Okay, morning, I'm mixed dury with the news.
Speaker 3: Jasmine Stephanoviak sunning.
Speaker 1: The arrival, marriage dream dream meeting down, he's on ship.
Speaker 3: How did you go?
Speaker 2: Can we listen back?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: We didn't think about that, didn't we.
Speaker 2: I think I think I go to the poor bitch
Speaker 2: and IQ of eight. I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 2: I said the woman has an i Q of eight?
Speaker 2: Did you say that we have to listen back? I
Speaker 2: don't know how we do that? Oh we should?
Speaker 1: Oh God, as long as you're in record mode, if
Speaker 1: you put the vox profaederer, it records into my video.
Speaker 2: You want to get this feet anyway?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, cool box pro, I'm good. Shoot up this is
Speaker 2: my Oh. Now I can do the news be because
Speaker 2: I think it'll add to it. Now I can add
Speaker 2: to it. But it will be fine, fine, it'll just
Speaker 2: add to the ideas.
Speaker 3: Jasmine Stepanovna dream fail.
Speaker 1: I think if you if you don't know what it said,
Speaker 1: you don't just guess. I'm sure you'd pause it and
Speaker 1: make sure you get I don't even know how.
Speaker 2: That's on this show. I want to know how she
Speaker 2: does it.
Speaker 1: Well once once COVID's over and we're allowed back in
Speaker 1: the same politia. You know she's just left Triple j
Speaker 1: I know because when I googled her, the most recent
Speaker 1: article was nas Campanella leaves Triple Day. Apparently she's the
Speaker 1: new disability affairs reporter for the ABC.
Speaker 2: What a Boss got?
Speaker 3: Very impressive.
Speaker 2: What she does that is hard And I'm sorry Carl's wife.
Speaker 2: I bet she doesn't have an ARCU made, but it's
Speaker 2: somewhere in the tens to twenties.
Speaker 7: Her name's Jasmine.
Speaker 3: Don't disrespect do you know her?
Speaker 2: But she's not just Carl Northern Beaches dog walkers. But
Speaker 2: you've both got a gray handed. She's a reader. I'm
Speaker 2: excited for today. It really is a big show because
Speaker 2: today you're launching a brand new segment that I'm excited for.
Speaker 2: I create and it's my little baby I've nurse that
Speaker 2: I've weaned and it's had three bottles. It's very fuck hungry,
Speaker 2: but it's going to be big. It's called Instant Interview.
Speaker 2: And normally, you know, you like to hang shit on
Speaker 2: me on this show, and I cop it. I'm a
Speaker 2: very nice person, very sweet. Often people say to me,
Speaker 2: so nice in real life.
Speaker 3: Because this segment isn't about you hanging shit on me.
Speaker 2: It's not. But I'm just out of the tables. I
Speaker 2: can sit and I can sit back and just revel
Speaker 2: in you squirming.
Speaker 3: This is just cruel.
Speaker 1: I actually have a social anxiety disorder and I like
Speaker 1: to feel prepared, So be prepared.
Speaker 2: You've got to get the stuff out of this guest.
Speaker 2: Mind you, one of the biggest names in the world
Speaker 2: right now. Everyone is talking about them, and let's just
Speaker 2: say that this person is only getting more famous.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I can't do any research because you still haven't
Speaker 1: told me who this random guest is. Are you gonna
Speaker 1: at least give me a clue before I go into
Speaker 1: this interview?
Speaker 2: You get nothing and they think they're getting a full
Speaker 2: bony fid interview. They think this is their Australian press junket.
Speaker 3: This is actually very stressful because it's fine, You'll be right.
Speaker 2: I do it every night.
Speaker 3: But this is what I don't understand about this.
Speaker 1: I yes, this could be considered payback because a lot
Speaker 1: of my ideas seem to involve throwing you in the
Speaker 1: deep end and seeing how you cope. But that's because
Speaker 1: you thrive in those scenarios. You're good at improv and
Speaker 1: you know, making sit up on the spot, whereas I
Speaker 1: I love being prepared and organized.
Speaker 3: And I don't even know their name.
Speaker 2: Let's call swim or float. I float. It's very fun, It'll.
Speaker 3: Be fine, and I have to go.
Speaker 5: I'm going to sink.
Speaker 1: I have to go the next fifteen minutes or so
Speaker 1: before we do this instant interview, hiding the fact that
Speaker 1: I'm really, really nervous and just a bigger normal show
Speaker 1: that my perfect.
Speaker 2: Hey, how do you think I feel? Before cough and
Speaker 2: Fit Chicken?
Speaker 1: I got a cough celebrities, here's the difference with that,
Speaker 1: Dylan coughing Fit Chicken.
Speaker 3: You were very much involved in the process.
Speaker 1: You were involved In making the Open eight, we talked
Speaker 1: about you know what the concept was, and you knew
Speaker 1: what it was going into it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I kept the guest a secret, but at least
Speaker 3: you All you have to do is cough.
Speaker 1: I have to talk to this person and like hide
Speaker 1: the fact that I have no fucking idea about them.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's gonna be fine. Just relaxed, it's all good.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the club. You'll enjoy it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, Welcome to the club.
Speaker 2: Welcome for the club, the interview club. Okay, he's so nervous.
Speaker 2: I've never seen them like this before. This is gonna
Speaker 2: be fun. Why don't we start the show? We kick
Speaker 2: off the show the start of every week with the
Speaker 2: same is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 2: hate or appreciate. Yeah, considering your nervous let's get yours
Speaker 2: out of the way with first. That might warm you up.
Speaker 1: The thing with the is it just me at the
Speaker 1: start of the show is that we deliberately don't tell
Speaker 1: each other what it's going to be.
Speaker 2: Oh, just relaxed. Start the show with your region? Okay, goodness?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you feel like a rite?
Speaker 1: More on? When you realize that you've misheard song lyrics
Speaker 1: and you've got them completely wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I'd never I'd never even I'd know.
Speaker 2: I'd have to be singing it with someone else for
Speaker 2: them to be like, that's not that's not the lyric.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're actually really bad. I have heard you thing
Speaker 1: along to songs and I'm like, not even close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care. I just I just sort of
Speaker 2: sing to the rhythm, but I don't know where the
Speaker 2: words are for me.
Speaker 5: I think about the meaning of the song.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 5: It just doesn't make sense with some lyrics that I create.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, well, I think the reason that this most
Speaker 1: recent discovery of mine, it's a Sam Smith song, you
Speaker 1: know that one, how do You Sleep?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: So it's played a lot on the radio, obviously in
Speaker 1: our office at work. And the thing with this is
Speaker 1: that the lyrics I thought were correct actually do kind
Speaker 1: of fit with the song. So in the song where
Speaker 1: Sam Smith says love will keep you up tonight, I
Speaker 1: thought they were saying so fucking good tonight, So hid
Speaker 1: play on this. It sounds like they're saying so fucking
Speaker 1: good tonight. Doesn't it go again?
Speaker 3: It definitely doesn't sound like love will keep you up tonight.
Speaker 2: It's closed, but then they say, no, fucking go up tonight.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I just thought that I hadn't really paid attention. And
Speaker 1: the reason I thought of it was because after hearing
Speaker 1: it months on end here at work being played on
Speaker 1: the radio, it never even occurred to me that it
Speaker 1: was a swear word on a radio station, which just
Speaker 1: isn't allowed. And I was this close, people can't see me.
Speaker 1: I'm gesturing very close, this close to flagging with the
Speaker 1: music director. You do realize that they say fuck right
Speaker 1: on air. And then I was like, I better do
Speaker 1: my research, and I looked it up and I was
Speaker 1: scrolling through the lyrics, scrolling up and down, rereading. I
Speaker 1: was like, where's the line?
Speaker 3: Because I just.
Speaker 1: Refuse to believe that love will keep you up tonight
Speaker 1: is what they're saying. It doesn't sound like that at all.
Speaker 1: It sounds like they're just really enjoying their porking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so fucking good tonight.
Speaker 2: It also sounds like they're like like putting a bit
Speaker 2: of an accent on, yeah, so fucking.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: A lot of things through that, for example, okay, don't
Speaker 3: you reckon? It sounds like it.
Speaker 2: I can hear it, but I wouldn't pure I think
Speaker 2: you need.
Speaker 3: To hear it. You need to hear in the full
Speaker 3: context of the song.
Speaker 2: We can't because we only have the five second role copyright. Legally,
Speaker 2: i'mly allowed.
Speaker 3: To play five second Yeah.
Speaker 1: True, I'm pretty sure though. One of the reasons that
Speaker 1: you can get away with copyright. Does this sound familiar
Speaker 1: to you? Guys would have done this sort of training, right.
Speaker 1: I think one of the reasons that you're allowed to
Speaker 1: play a song and not be charged with copyright is
Speaker 1: if you're adding your own artistic flare, like if you're
Speaker 1: like a song parody or something.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh yeah, you can because it's like a
Speaker 2: parody like weird Our Yankovic copyright because he just makes
Speaker 2: his own lyrics to the beat.
Speaker 3: No, maybe we shouldn't play it. I'll probab this out.
Speaker 2: Why we can't do it?
Speaker 3: Actually, if we sing my misheard lyric, does that count
Speaker 3: as a parody?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 5: I do think.
Speaker 3: So, Okay, screw it, we'll play it. Then you make
Speaker 3: it me even more anxient just breaking copyright law.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're nervous for the show, and when you bring
Speaker 1: up the full song. Actually you know what because this
Speaker 1: is coming out of the Kids FM song library. Technically
Speaker 1: they've paid for that song, so it's not like we've
Speaker 1: gone on YouTube right stealing it.
Speaker 3: Sam see you in court?
Speaker 2: Who's Sam oh Smith? Yeah? Okay, so I'm gonna play
Speaker 2: and you're going to sing them is her lyric.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's round but you guys singer with me? So
Speaker 3: it's so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Ton So just like scroll somewhere in the middle of
Speaker 1: the song, I don't want to pay the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Don't ask for trouble.
Speaker 2: We're in the middle, is okay?
Speaker 3: So such a good song too? Ready? Oh wait, there's
Speaker 3: an instrumental put the quake you.
Speaker 2: It sounds like an albatross?
Speaker 3: Are they ready? Ready? It sounds like it?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 7: That is good?
Speaker 2: Turned out?
Speaker 3: Such a good song, actually, I hate with it?
Speaker 2: Ready? So fucking.
Speaker 3: How do you sleep?
Speaker 4: Plenty?
Speaker 3: Oh that you normally patterns?
Speaker 2: Just in case you knows what's nice? How do you
Speaker 2: sleep when you pie with me? Party? Hilarious? Anyway?
Speaker 3: I don't want to I don't wanna. I don't want
Speaker 3: to ask for trouble.
Speaker 2: The only one I have is Lizzo's is it? What's
Speaker 2: the song? As good? As hell?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what did you you have said this before?
Speaker 3: What do you think it was?
Speaker 1: That? It was?
Speaker 2: I build my hair all check the nails.
Speaker 3: When it's obviously I do my hair tossed.
Speaker 2: Obviously she's got high hairds.
Speaker 3: We've been over this. It's like the sassy energy tossing
Speaker 3: my hair, you know, do my head.
Speaker 2: I was like, that'd give her a sore neck if
Speaker 2: she does it constantly. Do you have any jar?
Speaker 5: Okay, mine's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: Dancing queen?
Speaker 3: Okay by Abba how very w f FM. What it's
Speaker 3: a classic.
Speaker 2: It's okay, true, true, true, okay, this song hot on
Speaker 2: the hell I am. They're yelling it.
Speaker 5: You know that part of the song that goes see
Speaker 5: that girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see that girl. Watch that scene dig in the
Speaker 3: dancing Queen?
Speaker 5: Is it well? Not to me?
Speaker 3: What did you think it was?
Speaker 5: This is embarrassing. See that girl. Watch her scream dance.
Speaker 3: That is very Jenneral, that's very j let's sing it along, having.
Speaker 2: The time of your life. See that girl.
Speaker 6: Watch her killing the dancing, killing the killing the dance.
Speaker 3: That's even worse, skidding the dancing. Wow, that's very new.
Speaker 3: Isn't it wishful thinking? If anything on Jenna's Park.
Speaker 7: That's very sad.
Speaker 2: You do know that murder on the Dance Fall is
Speaker 2: just murder on That's not just you. Oh, I don't
Speaker 2: know if I have any more.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to think there's one other. Actually, this
Speaker 1: is this is one that I can't unhear. So you
Speaker 1: know that song that Don't impress Me much by Shania
Speaker 1: Twain put a little grab over there for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, here it is.
Speaker 3: That don't impress me?
Speaker 1: So a comedian pointed out, I saw some video where
Speaker 1: they said, it sounds like you're saying I can't believe
Speaker 1: you kiss your cock at night, and I can't unhear it.
Speaker 3: Listen, Chad, you've kiss your car. It's literally carving knife,
Speaker 3: but it does not sound like that at all. Chader,
Speaker 3: you've kiss your carved night?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Is it carving knight? I thought it was car tonight.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you kiss your cotnight.
Speaker 3: Oh now I'm confused. You know, maybe I've got it
Speaker 3: wrong twice that day?
Speaker 7: Car tonight?
Speaker 2: Where is it? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you kiss your car good night. I
Speaker 1: thought it was carving knife.
Speaker 3: Wow, kiss your carved night.
Speaker 5: Now all I can hear is carving knight.
Speaker 2: It is carving.
Speaker 3: Know it's car at night, car good night. Yes, you
Speaker 3: kiss your car. We've just been over this.
Speaker 2: All right, Well done everyone? My turn?
Speaker 3: Sure if you're ready? When you are doing?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Are you fascinated by what room
Speaker 2: celebrities choose to hold their zoom calls in nov Max
Speaker 2: using her goddamn kitchen? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A lot of them are like unbelievably average looking backgrounds,
Speaker 1: like you'd expect them to show off some beautiful courtyard
Speaker 1: off for you.
Speaker 2: Ellen does well, Ellen's got this beautiful place your mansion
Speaker 2: probably has to hide her slaves. So let's be real.
Speaker 3: And that show is just not as good.
Speaker 2: It's not good now, and she's got to produce it outside.
Speaker 3: That's crue.
Speaker 2: It's very weird. Well, rumor is that she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to won't let it because she's not miked up. She's
Speaker 2: using the laptop.
Speaker 3: Mic Yeah, woful.
Speaker 2: Sounds terrible because apparently she's like a germaphobe and doesn't
Speaker 2: want to let anyone in to touch her.
Speaker 3: Wowet your own mic on barber. You heard of that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've seen it a whole bunch. I saw
Speaker 2: Diane Keaton doing one from like what looked to be
Speaker 2: a wine cellar, and I'm like, that's fun. All the
Speaker 2: celebrities doing it in there in their studies with giant
Speaker 2: bookshelves behind them. You've never read one of those books.
Speaker 2: Meryl Street, Meryl Street can do it, America Street can
Speaker 2: do in a bathroom. I wouldn't give a shit, of course.
Speaker 2: But Hamish Blake does his like zoom calls where he
Speaker 2: like jumps into random groups, yeah, and which is funny,
Speaker 2: and he does it in his office and it suits.
Speaker 2: But I just find it so interesting where they choose
Speaker 2: to put their room, don't you think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I noticed that the view over in America, they've
Speaker 1: all all four women on the panel.
Speaker 3: It's just at home, in like their home office, their study.
Speaker 3: I bet they call it.
Speaker 1: It just looks shit, though. I think Australian TV shows,
Speaker 1: I've got the right idea. They're still doing it. They're
Speaker 1: just social distancing. Yes, it looks like Sam and she
Speaker 1: can't fucking sand each other because they're sitting so far apart,
Speaker 1: But it just looks so much better than doing it
Speaker 1: from home. I think all the American shows doing it
Speaker 1: over zoom are just rubbish.
Speaker 2: Is Sam still on sore throat leave or whatever she's doing?
Speaker 3: No, I think she's back.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, that's what my mum said. You Sam's on
Speaker 2: sore throat leaf.
Speaker 1: I think she had a respiratory infection from the bushfire coverage.
Speaker 1: So really well versed on the Daily Mail, your.
Speaker 2: Friends with her? So what happen? You know she's got
Speaker 2: a sore throat, she's taken six weeks off. Oh okay
Speaker 2: for a sore throat.
Speaker 3: Christ she did take a lot of time off.
Speaker 2: Here from that bush fire smoke, I guess.
Speaker 3: So that's what she said, poor thing.
Speaker 2: Imagine the drones in the living room.
Speaker 3: No, she was saying on the family home out and
Speaker 3: woggle or something. Apparently.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know too much about this. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: haven't had to dig very deep in my brain for
Speaker 1: this information.
Speaker 3: Why don't I know?
Speaker 2: You just have a log of Samantha Armatage facts in
Speaker 2: your brain? Apparently where'd you study?
Speaker 5: Charles Sturt? And before that? That's school?
Speaker 1: Okay, I knew about CSU Bathurst, but I did not
Speaker 1: know about what was it?
Speaker 5: Copple really high school?
Speaker 2: What's her new partner's name.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think I know this? Is it?
Speaker 2: Richard? I think it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very rich Oh you didn't even know the answer.
Speaker 1: You're not pretty confident. It's the quiz Master bro you're
Speaker 1: listening to.
Speaker 6: Is it just you don't forget to subscribe and leave
Speaker 6: a review on your podcast? Up, can't think of anything
Speaker 6: nice to say? Just hit five stars. Let them know
Speaker 6: whether you're able to touch your nose with your tongue.
Speaker 3: You just tried, didn't you, you useless Twitter.
Speaker 2: Tallsy Xoxo tried and left us a review. My sister
Speaker 2: can pick her nose and get a full on booger out.
Speaker 2: What I can't do it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, good, no, it's not possible. Tollsy didn't even bother.
Speaker 2: She just wrote, oh right, the review a review? Yeah,
Speaker 2: talking about she said, funniest podcast ever. Love your tolls
Speaker 2: besides not my cup of tea in Schnity Committee, oh
Speaker 2: fuck you.
Speaker 3: My other podcast whitch.
Speaker 2: They're all dead though, ohved Renion, we're doing another reunion.
Speaker 3: We're not reuniting.
Speaker 1: We're doing Schnitty Committee, same hosts, different shows.
Speaker 3: It's not a reunion anymore. If we're just doing another episode.
Speaker 2: All right? Ten stars for this brilliant beast of a podcast.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Please never stop the fake town names and wheel spin.
Speaker 2: Lots of love Tally from Tally from June Berryton funny
Speaker 2: if you don't hardly mind. Also, I'm not particularly an
Speaker 2: attention seeking type, but if you read this out on
Speaker 2: the podcast, there is an encouragement for people to review.
Speaker 2: I will positively die in peace. You're on the show,
Speaker 2: you can leave us a review. It boosts our podcast,
Speaker 2: gets more people listening to it, gets it up on
Speaker 2: the chart. So if you want to do it, that'd
Speaker 2: be lovely. Five stars, it'd be great. Yeah, any who,
Speaker 2: I think we should move on. I'm very excited for
Speaker 2: this next segment.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: It's the segment you've been treading and the segment that
Speaker 2: I've been just so excited to do, the first ever
Speaker 2: IJEM instant interview. That you need to get out because
Speaker 2: I need to tell the people who you're about to interview.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not fair.
Speaker 2: That's the point of it. You can't know and the
Speaker 2: people have to know. But get out. Yeah, out tables,
Speaker 2: t get out, come on.
Speaker 1: I was already anxious now that I know that everyone
Speaker 1: else is going to know, So you're going to tell
Speaker 1: everyone who it is.
Speaker 2: Get out, stop your doc. Martin's out here. Go on,
Speaker 2: go to the wee wave. So he's out of here.
Speaker 2: You don't even know who is talking too. So, ladies
Speaker 2: and gentlemen, if you haven't flicks, I mean who doesn't,
Speaker 2: you're probably familiar with the New Jenna. It's like the
Speaker 2: second trending show in the world. It's too hot to handle.
Speaker 2: It's like that Love Island show, but they can't have sex.
Speaker 5: You know, everyone's talking about it.
Speaker 2: Everyone's talking about it literally, and it's like rating its
Speaker 2: tits off and one of the big look at him
Speaker 2: at the window looking in. It's like a Kverodle at
Speaker 2: the picture.
Speaker 5: Prothetic buy me, buy me.
Speaker 2: No No.
Speaker 3: When you say look at him, people can't see me.
Speaker 2: Get out anyway. Harry Jousey is the star. He has
Speaker 2: three million over three million Instagram followers, and he was
Speaker 2: hard to get. I had to go through my contacts.
Speaker 2: I've secured him on the line and he is here
Speaker 2: now on a hole. He's been on a hole. And
Speaker 2: then we're going to turn out myself and it's going
Speaker 2: to be me and you and you guys, listening and
Speaker 2: Mitch has five minutes to fill. Oh my god, come
Speaker 2: back in, take your seat right, headphones on and on three.
Speaker 2: You have five minutes to film, Mitch.
Speaker 3: All right, so can you at least tell me what
Speaker 3: they do?
Speaker 2: Jenner's Microsoft, I'm going and I'm merging.
Speaker 3: They on hold right now? Can they hear this?
Speaker 2: No, they're listening to music right now.
Speaker 3: Oh right, So they don't know that. I don't know
Speaker 3: who they are.
Speaker 2: Correct. They think this is a standard interview. They think
Speaker 2: this is being broadcast. They think this is the big
Speaker 2: Australian press merging the call in three.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, oh hi, We've got an interview now right, Yes,
Speaker 1: how are you going?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm so good.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm sure for many people you need no introduction,
Speaker 1: but I'll give you that opportunity anyway.
Speaker 3: Introduce yourself.
Speaker 4: How I am Harry? How are you?
Speaker 2: Harry?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Not a lot, Harry? What about you? Have you been busy?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: What's your what's your latest accolade?
Speaker 4: I've done a couple of things on on Netflix. Have
Speaker 4: you watched that one? Have you got Netflix?
Speaker 3: Yes? I have Netflix?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Big show?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 3: Really popular for those who haven't heard of it?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I guess you would know it
Speaker 4: because you're the one interviewing me. It's a number one
Speaker 4: show in the entire world right now. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you've if you, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I can't actually recall the show. Could you just let
Speaker 3: me know what it is?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 4: It's good too hot, Daniel, Oh too hot?
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay that.
Speaker 1: No, No, the thing is I've actually got really good
Speaker 1: pop culture knowledge. So that's the one that's a little
Speaker 1: bit like Love Island. But you're not allowed to pork right.
Speaker 2: There. There you go.
Speaker 1: Now we're cooking with gas. Sorry, that's yeah, okay, too
Speaker 1: hot to handle? Wow, okay, wow, good thing you've got
Speaker 1: that in the can before the whole coronavirus thing.
Speaker 3: How long ago was filming?
Speaker 4: It was in April last year, so we absolutely smashed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, okay, thank christ. Well all right, it won't
Speaker 1: be holding my breath for a season two. So not
Speaker 1: allowed to poup on the show. But I'm assuming before
Speaker 1: you went into the show you thought you were allowed
Speaker 1: to bang the contestants like a normal dating show.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but I still I still absolutely clap cheeks,
Speaker 4: so there's no holding me back. In that situation.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, isn't there a punishment if you do bang
Speaker 1: people on the show, or if you do even kiss
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 3: Isn't there some sort of penalty or punishment if you.
Speaker 4: Actually I lost thirty two ks of everyone's the money?
Speaker 3: You lost thirty two k.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very expensive, shag, but was worth it.
Speaker 3: Hold on one second, I know what k is dick head?
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, so you lost thirty two thousand and
Speaker 1: is that from the one communal prize money pool?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, but we made it back.
Speaker 3: I'm actually loving this. This is interesting. I'm learning all
Speaker 3: about the show from one of the people on the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, people would have been spewed with you, Harry,
Speaker 1: what a dog act?
Speaker 4: Yeah well look I'm Australian, so of.
Speaker 1: Course, so you would have been finger bashing people. That
Speaker 1: would have cost you one lump summ at once?
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I was, I was and everything?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Was it different?
Speaker 1: Was it different punishments or different fines for different acts?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It was? It was six kep ahead.
Speaker 2: Ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at maths, Harry, but god, that really
Speaker 1: adds up after a while. Six thousand dollars per gobby.
Speaker 4: Fuck, yeah, yeah, no it was. There was a quick
Speaker 4: thirty seconds, so I was very happy with that.
Speaker 1: Well, let's not let's not spoil the ending for anyone.
Speaker 1: So obviously someone won the prize money in the end.
Speaker 1: What was the original amount that you obviously deducted from
Speaker 1: for all your vigorous acts?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, I just I'm just sorry. Harry, he's done it,
Speaker 2: his made Oh so he did. Harry knew the whole time.
Speaker 1: Harry, you fucking are I felt so rude for not
Speaker 1: having seen the show, but now I'm intrigued.
Speaker 2: You were great as well. Done six k per block gobby.
Speaker 2: That's intense, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Isn't it?
Speaker 1: Obviously the prize money every gobby you copped it was
Speaker 1: deducted from.
Speaker 3: So how much was left in the end?
Speaker 4: Well, I made all my money back, So there's like
Speaker 4: seventy five thousand that we got up that.
Speaker 3: I hate to think what you have to do to
Speaker 3: earn the money back?
Speaker 4: Well, it is literally Hell, that was intense, but we
Speaker 4: smashed it. So have you in the final episode.
Speaker 2: Bloody hell?
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 3: I'm actually intrigued. Too hot to handle was it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Too hot to handle?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 6: Net.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen it. The number one show in the
Speaker 2: world right now, Harry Joalsey, you go give him a
Speaker 2: follow everyone. Harry, You're a good spot all right, Harry,
Speaker 2: you got to go. You're a busy man and meet.
Speaker 2: That was some hard hitting So I found it like
Speaker 2: Tracy Grimshaw on a current affair. Yeah that's me alright,
Speaker 2: as you go, your superstar, chat to you next time
Speaker 2: you see Buddy bay sya.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I thought that he had no idea that I
Speaker 1: was clueless and that I was having to cover it up.
Speaker 3: If I'd known that, I would just would have owned
Speaker 3: up from the get go.
Speaker 2: Be like mate, because you can't then there's no fun.
Speaker 3: Now on though you can't ever do this game again.
Speaker 3: I'm onto you.
Speaker 2: Oh and I'm going to change it. He's the only
Speaker 2: a lister I know who my phone books.
Speaker 3: I have to google this guy even though I just
Speaker 3: spoke to him.
Speaker 2: Harry who Harry Jousey was famous.
Speaker 3: He has two point four million Instagram followers.
Speaker 2: I told you said you wanted big names on this show,
Speaker 2: and I got him. Next week, Katrina.
Speaker 1: Around Tree, Can you actually I actually like Katrina around?
Speaker 1: His Instagram is the guilty pleasure of mine.
Speaker 3: Shed dope he is.
Speaker 2: He's a beautiful looking boy.
Speaker 3: Wow, thirty two thousand was worth of head?
Speaker 2: I know, right?
Speaker 3: Anyway? Should we go now?
Speaker 2: No, I'm reveling in this.
Speaker 3: This is really I'm sweaty.
Speaker 2: That's a good segment. I think people are going to
Speaker 2: oh sorry about that?
Speaker 3: Isn't that?
Speaker 2: We're not set up for the show.
Speaker 3: To so sorry? How do you know him?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I interviewed him for my night show A kiss.
Speaker 3: Oh you've already spoken to him here.
Speaker 2: We had a long, actually impressive journalistic interview.
Speaker 3: When did you speak to him?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Just before I spoke you spoke to him?
Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, so you've already spoken to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a full effl chat.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna upload your interview with him as
Speaker 1: a bonus episode on our podcast feed and people can
Speaker 1: compare who was better.
Speaker 3: I know what you're gonna do. You're gonna do your
Speaker 3: circus clown.
Speaker 1: Harry, Welcome to the s We were just too bros
Speaker 1: talking about gobbies. You know, you also found out who
Speaker 1: he was and what he did. It was just smooth
Speaker 1: sailing from there.
Speaker 2: That's half the challenge. He wasn't given you much. But
Speaker 2: once you once you know the name of the show
Speaker 2: in his name, you can just google it and you
Speaker 2: smooth sailing.
Speaker 3: I didn't you got to do that.
Speaker 2: You've got some good answer out of him, though I
Speaker 2: was thinking I was Jenna heard mine to you. I
Speaker 2: didn't get half of good stuff. He didn't talk to
Speaker 2: me about the price of a blowy.
Speaker 1: No, five minutes really does fly when you're in that scenario.
Speaker 1: Does how long are your talk breaks when you do
Speaker 1: your radio show on air? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, more than four with an interview.
Speaker 3: See, I could do this. You're great.
Speaker 5: Anyone could come.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of.
Speaker 3: You probably flew by.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well done me. I've got to say the first
Speaker 2: instant interview, I'm going to make it harder. Next time.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you someone who isn't as big.
Speaker 2: He took it very well.
Speaker 1: No, but I feel like next time, if I know
Speaker 1: that you brief them beforehand that I'm going to be clueless,
Speaker 1: then I don't mind. The reason I was anxious good
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to come across the road. When
Speaker 1: he called me out for not being researched, I literally died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he said oh if you knew, Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you've done your research, you'd know the name of the
Speaker 2: shak Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, I thrive on being prepared. That's my thing. Oh, anyway,
Speaker 3: let's go, Harry.
Speaker 2: If you're listening, we love you. Thank you for coming on.
Speaker 2: We'll see you next week. Guys, has been a great one.
Speaker 3: Yep, I've done so overwhelmed.
Speaker 6: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 6: podcast app or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add Brief. That genuinely was a sigh of relief.
Speaker 2: Just stretched to be honest. Oh, you did very well.
Speaker 1: This is our secret segment. We hope to treat people
Speaker 1: out of listening because this is where we on purpose
Speaker 1: go in without being prepared. We just talked shit at
Speaker 1: this part of the show. Called it add Brief because
Speaker 1: neither is a very good at focusing. I actually have
Speaker 1: add you. Like I mentioned earlier, I'm just highly suspicious.
Speaker 2: I think I'm fine. I have a coffee and I'm
Speaker 2: back on a bit lucy goosey today. But aren't we all, Jenny.
Speaker 3: I'm dexting off my teeth. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: You keep your dexies in your wallet in the coin compartment.
Speaker 2: I remember we went out once and I wanted to
Speaker 2: get a bag of a natural confection of coat snakes
Speaker 2: from the vending machine. And I'm like, Mitch, you'll have coins.
Speaker 2: Open it up, just as like a fucking can of
Speaker 2: tik TACs in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I don't want to carry the bottle
Speaker 1: around with man. Have put a couple in there and
Speaker 1: case I'm on the guy, which hasn't been a problem
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 2: Very true, staying at home, don't forget. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's Harry Cholsey. He says, loved hanging with Mitch. Mitch
Speaker 2: great boys, always up for a laugh. I'm a girl.
Speaker 2: He thought Jenna was George interesting.
Speaker 3: That really was over very quick.
Speaker 1: It still isn't sunking that I spoke to this person
Speaker 1: from that Netflix show.
Speaker 2: Well, he's a big deal. He's a bit of like
Speaker 2: an internet celeb. Yeah, I'm gonna go on his Instagram now,
Speaker 2: Harry Chousey.
Speaker 3: What are you doing on his Instagram?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Do you hot to hand? I'm just having a look
Speaker 2: at what he's doing.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is riveting content for your audience.
Speaker 2: He lives in la and he's still with that girl.
Speaker 2: They're still together.
Speaker 7: Why does he far?
Speaker 2: Because when I used to work an old radio show,
Speaker 2: we had him on and he was like a nobody
Speaker 2: and I found him via Instagram because he had no representation.
Speaker 3: Well, you just got a random Instagram person on.
Speaker 2: No, he was on a TV show before. He was
Speaker 2: on a reality show before this. I don't ask me
Speaker 2: for the name of it. But he was on a
Speaker 2: show before this, and now he's a big deal. Actually,
Speaker 2: let's see if he still follows me, because he did
Speaker 2: Harry Jose who's following three fifty three? That's not many
Speaker 2: in my th He's unfollowed me.
Speaker 1: Oh, how unfortunate. What do you think the tipping point was?
Speaker 1: Maybe it was posts from this podcast.
Speaker 2: I was probably probably discovering I was a gay when
Speaker 2: one of the gays, who's that? Oh that's Shania Twain. Interesting.
Speaker 2: She says she wanted to do a carving knife but
Speaker 2: the label said no, don't do it because you're you're
Speaker 2: No one knows what that is.
Speaker 3: What made me think that The lyrics were I can't
Speaker 3: believe you kissed your carving knife.
Speaker 1: I just pictured some man in the kitchen who's like,
Speaker 1: takes great pride in his utensils, and he like shows
Speaker 1: off in the kitchen and he's got one of those
Speaker 1: stupid aprons.
Speaker 3: It's like kiss the cook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that thing like I pictured one of those really
Speaker 1: arrogant guys that just takes himself really seriously as a
Speaker 1: chef at home.
Speaker 2: I just I could just taste the roast beef and
Speaker 2: smell it because I kissed my carving knife. I listen, one,
Speaker 2: kiss your carving knife. Carving knife is better than cock
Speaker 2: at knight.
Speaker 1: You think it sounds more like that. Yeah, yeah, speaking
Speaker 1: of roast beef. I over the weekend, I finally cooked
Speaker 1: this leg of lamb that my parents gave me ages Ago,
Speaker 1: a bawd and gate sheep that they butchered themselves.
Speaker 3: No, that's just that's.
Speaker 1: Their entire livelihood, getting cheap fat enough to kill and eat.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're doing with me? Maybe you're raised
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: I do not take responsibility for that, you just pointed
Speaker 1: at me. I have no input in whether you are
Speaker 1: slim or not.
Speaker 2: Very true.
Speaker 1: Anyway, they gave me a leg of lamb last ages Ago,
Speaker 1: and it's been in my freezer because it just sounds
Speaker 1: so overwhelming. I don't cook ever. I don't make time
Speaker 1: for it. I don't have time for it. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what I would cull from my day in
Speaker 1: order to have time for it.
Speaker 2: But the leg of lamb is one of the easiest
Speaker 2: things to cook.
Speaker 1: So I learned, just shove the basket in the oven
Speaker 1: and a half pasfway through, pops and potatoes in and you're.
Speaker 2: Good yet, spring of rosemary, maybe some garlic oil. You're
Speaker 2: all set.
Speaker 3: But now I've got an overwhelming amount of dead sheep
Speaker 3: and muffridge.
Speaker 2: You should you should have called me. You're not all
Speaker 2: fucking devour it. Really, Sometimes I snapped the bone and
Speaker 2: suck the marrow.
Speaker 1: I thought that would be a bit weird, though, just
Speaker 1: like bring it. I actually the thought crossed my mind
Speaker 1: maybe I should bring it into work, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not cupcakes, like it's lamb.
Speaker 3: I can't of bring lamb in.
Speaker 2: Did you do this in primary school when it was
Speaker 2: your birthday, your muma or you'd make cupcakes and you'd
Speaker 2: bring them in and all your class had have cupcakes
Speaker 2: in your classroom for your birthday? Did you do that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Yes, well we did in you know, civilized schools. And
Speaker 2: I remember one year my mum made slow called pork
Speaker 2: we I brought it in. I'm like, we're all having sliders,
Speaker 2: barbecue pork sliders. The teacher loved them. But kids would
Speaker 2: normally bringing like cinnamon donuts from Donut King or cupcakes
Speaker 2: from Corl's. But Mum was like, we're doing barbecue pork.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Is that a normal thing for you to take stuff
Speaker 1: in to celebrate your birthday with others?
Speaker 2: In my school it was, and all my friends from
Speaker 2: other schools would do it. I think maybe it's like,
Speaker 2: is it a Sydney thing if you don't know where
Speaker 2: you're listening to?
Speaker 5: It was only primary school?
Speaker 1: Can it is my most recent birthday? I was spewing
Speaker 1: that at no point did I have a birthday cake.
Speaker 3: I was given all these.
Speaker 1: Wonderful gifts and I was spoilt and I don't expect anything,
Speaker 1: but my friends gave me nice things.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's very nice.
Speaker 1: And then as I laid my head down on the
Speaker 1: pillow that night, I thought, it feels incomplete without a
Speaker 1: birthday cake.
Speaker 3: Yea, even none of those shitty cost words or coals.
Speaker 1: Like mudcakes in the office is enough. I'm like, without
Speaker 1: a birthday cake, it feels unfinished. So the next day
Speaker 1: I went and got like a muffin from the bakery
Speaker 1: near works.
Speaker 3: No that you know that cafe down the road the Greeks. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: the Greeks.
Speaker 1: I've been going there a lot support small business during
Speaker 1: the Rhiner at the moment, got way less people going
Speaker 1: there now. But yes, I bought myself a muffin because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need some sort of cake for my birthday.
Speaker 2: Did you get a cake from the kJ team?
Speaker 1: They forgot the year before I one, but it was
Speaker 1: shared with one of the other producers who we had
Speaker 1: the birthday one day apart and then at the year
Speaker 1: after because he left.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess they just didn't think of it.
Speaker 2: We have that with my auntie. She's like the eighteenth
Speaker 2: of my sister's the twentieth, and they're like, let's have
Speaker 2: it because we have a family dinner for everyone's birth there.
Speaker 2: All the family get together and they're like, let's just
Speaker 2: throw it together. And I'm on the thirtieth ten days later,
Speaker 2: like let's do Mitch. You might know you're fucking not.
Speaker 2: And I want a custom cake and I want to
Speaker 2: sing a song just to me. We have two nephews.
Speaker 2: Blessed than one of those my god son, love him.
Speaker 3: To be it really a godchild.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm a godfather. I'm a very good god.
Speaker 3: I even know about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Fletcher is beautiful, little Fletcher Ross. And because they're
Speaker 2: young and they love singing, every birthday we have to
Speaker 2: let them blow the candles out and I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: all full famish, but they're my fucking candles and we
Speaker 2: have to sing it three times, one for me, one
Speaker 2: for Harrison, one for Fletcher, and Harrison is skew and seven.
Speaker 3: I feel like at some point someone's got to put
Speaker 3: their foot down and be like, Hi, no, you're not
Speaker 3: the boss kid, Thank you God.
Speaker 2: I love it. It was all very cute. But now they're
Speaker 2: not in nappies and he's in the cargo shorts are
Speaker 2: on my day.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't be allowing that.
Speaker 2: And they always relight them. Have your birthday hurray straight away.
Speaker 2: Now straight in there, I'm like, can you let me
Speaker 2: inhale again after blowing before you light them?
Speaker 3: At least you've got a cake, Dylan.
Speaker 2: Ye're true. My privilege.
Speaker 3: Actually it just occurred to me.
Speaker 1: Jenna Jenna Mitch and I have been discussing what we're
Speaker 1: going to do for your birthday on the show.
Speaker 3: So let me have a look.
Speaker 2: When it is your sixtieth it's a big one.
Speaker 3: Let me have a look. When is this?
Speaker 1: Oh it's not until early June, so hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to look at the calorn figure. This is
Speaker 1: July two, meg, right, mine's July twenty fifth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty fifth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what day of the week is that? Have a look.
Speaker 2: Let me have a look. No one impresses me.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, your birthday is not for like another five
Speaker 1: or six episodes to come.
Speaker 3: Wi, God, cancel the show before we've been rains filming already.
Speaker 3: Oh it's mine a Saturday.
Speaker 2: Why don't we do a birthday special? And why don't
Speaker 2: we release the episode on a Saturday?
Speaker 3: Because then that gives me less time to turn it around?
Speaker 2: True? Sorry, I forgot to open the lines. Oh there
Speaker 2: we go, they're on and hold on here, leave it
Speaker 2: at the door.
Speaker 5: There's no one at the door.
Speaker 2: Down, thank you, No one there we delivery. We get
Speaker 2: two different things both. There's bubble tea on delivery, but
Speaker 2: it's not ever at the door. I reckon, when you
Speaker 2: talk back tins soon. You haven't done that lot?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've actually got one ready to go. Should we
Speaker 3: do it next week?
Speaker 2: Let's you talk about things next week? Great? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think we should.
Speaker 3: I believe.
Speaker 1: Last time we put a poll in our Facebook group
Speaker 1: for add briefers only courting durant idiots about people's favorite
Speaker 1: segment talk back things was number one.
Speaker 2: Now I think let's do it next week. Also, I
Speaker 2: want the help of listeners who get this far. Also,
Speaker 2: let's be real, if you're listening this fight, you most
Speaker 2: likely are in add brief. It is in sorry Injurian idiots.
Speaker 2: It's our secret Facebook group for fans of the.
Speaker 1: Show, and we don't fuck around. We don't let any
Speaker 1: outsiders in. You have to the name of this segment
Speaker 1: in order to be entered.
Speaker 2: And can I just say that brings that brings me
Speaker 2: to my port.
Speaker 3: Not in order to be entered, in order to be excepted.
Speaker 2: Goodness?
Speaker 3: May weer you?
Speaker 2: You want to fund me? You know the full name?
Speaker 2: What's her middle name? Is it David? Is it Steve? No,
Speaker 2: you're not getting in. We have one member request. You
Speaker 2: and I are both admins, and we every time someone
Speaker 2: hits request that comes to our phones, right.
Speaker 3: And we double check whether they know the name of
Speaker 3: this segment.
Speaker 2: There's two vetting questions. What is the name of our
Speaker 2: secret segment at the end of the show, Jenna, what
Speaker 2: Jenna's not with us? Breathe Yeah, and he's mixed the
Speaker 2: cutest name ever. I mean, just say yes.
Speaker 3: You can answer that in any way you like this.
Speaker 2: Poor boy Matthew or a Chicano has said, what's the
Speaker 2: name of our secret segment? He's heard it, but forgot? Oh?
Speaker 3: Is he still pending?
Speaker 2: I'm not accepting it.
Speaker 3: Get rid of it.
Speaker 2: Delete.
Speaker 1: I've deleted so many people that haven't gotten the answer.
Speaker 1: I don't even give them a second chance.
Speaker 2: He's mixed the cutest name ever, he says, thirsty. Get him.
Speaker 2: He's done.
Speaker 3: I just clined. If you listen to his name, I
Speaker 3: just let it.
Speaker 2: Andrew Ashrinado or something.
Speaker 3: No, he's blocked. Okay, Andrew, try again.
Speaker 2: Andrew, if you're listening, we would want we want you
Speaker 2: in the group, but you've got to get the name right.
Speaker 3: It's a secret, though. Don't tell others.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true to anyone else.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we were just talking about birthdays, right, and I
Speaker 1: was I was talking you on Facebook so that I
Speaker 1: could find out your birthday and pretended I knew it
Speaker 1: all along, like I'm such a good friend. But something
Speaker 1: else has caught my attention while I was here. In
Speaker 1: the about section on your Facebook it says contact details
Speaker 1: and it says here SoundCloud Lemonade with Mitch and Paige.
Speaker 3: What for the love of God is that?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, what is that?
Speaker 3: What is lemonade? Spelled lemon And then Ai d.
Speaker 2: Well, First of all, let's Beyonce's album.
Speaker 3: She didn't spell it like a fool?
Speaker 2: She did. We don't need to talk about this. No, no,
Speaker 2: we're getting mad here.
Speaker 3: Hang on, is this not your first podcast.
Speaker 2: Podcast?
Speaker 1: It's well documented that I've done other podcasts and do
Speaker 1: other podcasts I have.
Speaker 2: Lemonade with Mitchen Page was my first ever sort of
Speaker 2: venture into being an announcement. How long ago this would
Speaker 2: have been five years ago now. I had just started
Speaker 2: at Kiss and I was on the street team with
Speaker 2: a girl called Page Leasy lovely girl radio announcement. How
Speaker 2: many years ago I've been on I've been on that
Speaker 2: Kiss for five years now, so to be four to
Speaker 2: five years old, and she was on the air at
Speaker 2: the edge ninety six one, and I remember thinking, you
Speaker 2: know what, we're friends.
Speaker 3: What does she do now?
Speaker 2: She now lives in Bali and she braids hair.
Speaker 3: I think nothing comes up when I search it.
Speaker 2: It's got It's on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Did you mean Mitch and Pain, Well, that may be
Speaker 3: our duo name.
Speaker 2: He's our Instagram. It's got five hundred and sixteen followers Australian.
Speaker 2: He had a massive listenership.
Speaker 7: We had thousands of listening Australia. Hammer Supplies tagged you yes,
Speaker 7: thanks for coming to visit us.
Speaker 5: Lemonade with Mitch and Page had.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kidney's most refreshing podcast. Mitch and Page
Speaker 1: spelled p aig one part to one part page. It's
Speaker 1: like a squeeze of sass. Correct Who did all the
Speaker 1: editing and producing for this show?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 3: You've had that capability this whole time.
Speaker 2: I did it all. I edited the podcast.
Speaker 3: You've been playing dumb this whole show. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: You do it. I did all the socials, I did all,
Speaker 2: I did the graphics. Okay, have you heard about it
Speaker 2: on Facebook or social media?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Your boy is higher?
Speaker 2: That's what about you? Did you hear about? We recorded
Speaker 2: it after as well Before Your Time, and that's where
Speaker 2: I met Petho for the first time. Petho was it
Speaker 2: after student. Page was an after student in his class,
Speaker 2: and I would go to afters and we'd record this podcast.
Speaker 2: It was actually not my cup of Tea. Before there
Speaker 2: was not my cup of tea.
Speaker 3: What was the like the basic premise.
Speaker 2: The premise was each week we'd have like a daily squeeze.
Speaker 2: It was very similar to item and we both come
Speaker 2: in with like a topic that we wanted to talk about.
Speaker 3: It's very similar to by the same, very.
Speaker 2: Similar, and then we just do then we just riff.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: One week Page Turn vegan. Every episode was called that time,
Speaker 2: so it was like that time Page turn vegan. That
Speaker 2: time Mitch broke his for Oh I like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was very like festol it from friends and yeah,
Speaker 2: that time Page turned Vegan. She brought all the vegan
Speaker 2: food that she was eating at the moment at that
Speaker 2: point and she made me eat them. It was very funny.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 1: Nine hundred likes on the Facebook page. Can we like
Speaker 1: steal those? Just merge it without can.
Speaker 2: You have a look? I got rid of the decal.
Speaker 2: I got rid of the image because I want to
Speaker 2: merge it with gym.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have to change the name to something similar
Speaker 1: but not quite the same, because if you apply to
Speaker 1: have two Facebook pages emerge, they have to be vaguely similar.
Speaker 3: So you'd have to change it to am I the
Speaker 3: only one.
Speaker 1: No, no, because our page is called couple of Mitches,
Speaker 1: so it's called Lemonade with mitchin Paige.
Speaker 2: You'd have to change it to few Michelle's to Matthews or.
Speaker 1: Maybe Lemonade with a couple of Mitches because then it's
Speaker 1: got it'll, it'll accept the name change application can make
Speaker 1: me admin. Bitch, wow, this is this is I had
Speaker 1: no idea about this.
Speaker 5: I'm also I didn't realize you had a hotline.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, we're this hour hour? What that? This
Speaker 2: was a very successful podcast.
Speaker 3: No one accused of being otherwise.
Speaker 2: I'm making you admin, so I'm giving you full control.
Speaker 2: I don't want it, and this is me. This is
Speaker 2: me saying I prefer this. I'm passing it over.
Speaker 5: I liked your gym selfie, thank you.
Speaker 2: I was a lot sliter at that point. I put
Speaker 2: on so much fucking.
Speaker 3: White god, you know it's weird.
Speaker 1: Speaking of past podcast, the fact that my old co
Speaker 1: hosts and not my cup of tea Talisha, who went
Speaker 1: auditioning to committee with through some weird twist of small
Speaker 1: world fate, has ended up doing a podcast with your
Speaker 1: boyfriend Hayden.
Speaker 2: They do a podcast together.
Speaker 1: What it's been a big day for a big day
Speaker 1: for Yeah, but how did that happen?
Speaker 3: As well?
Speaker 2: That's how That's what my mom says when my dad's
Speaker 2: madly when I get home from work. That's been a
Speaker 2: big day for him. Leave him. So you've got full control.
Speaker 2: Don't do anything silly. Please. The podcast is still up there,
Speaker 2: Lemonade with Mitch and Paige?
Speaker 3: Is it? Mitchell?
Speaker 5: I think you'd like to see this?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 5: It's a run sheets.
Speaker 3: Look how it's very thorough. How many words are on
Speaker 3: that page?
Speaker 2: I time everything out to the point I'm very sure.
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 2: I'm very a well, yeah, I can do it. What
Speaker 2: are you trying to do? You're trying to steal that,
Speaker 2: steal that podcast? You can have it. I'm giving it
Speaker 2: to you. I'm giving the thousand followers we have.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I also googled where's my phone? Do you have it?
Speaker 2: Did I give it to you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't need It's all good. I have nothing to
Speaker 2: report everyone. My life is fine. How's your life? Jenerating updates?
Speaker 5: No updates? A lot of people that have been asking
Speaker 5: me about my nails.
Speaker 2: Correct, you've got a lot of d m's, A lot
Speaker 2: of support.
Speaker 5: Not so much support, yeah, just people intrigued.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think it's fine. I don't think joke
Speaker 2: should be made about it. Don't get jelly cool cats.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you would. I love my family too.
Speaker 3: If you somehow missed it.
Speaker 1: Last week on the show, episode twenty five, we found
Speaker 1: out that Jenna can't cut her nails short because they are,
Speaker 1: in fact claws.
Speaker 3: I was a certain length other the way they'll bleed.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was diagnosed with capt fingers of nails.
Speaker 3: Yeah, clawes.
Speaker 2: And actually we asked Jenna before the show we recorded
Speaker 2: in isolation, Jenna, how do you feel about the sort
Speaker 2: of publicity this has brought to the condition. M hmmm.
Speaker 2: So what she had to say? And, to be honest,
Speaker 2: resonated with me, Oh god, turn you fine enough, Jenna
Speaker 2: Chief text time. Ah, guys, we do have fun. We
Speaker 2: really do have fun. And I think while we're here
Speaker 2: considering that that girl who gave us the review like set,
Speaker 2: Let's get Bernadette on the line. Bernadette Iste.
Speaker 1: No, it's going to take them three days to review
Speaker 1: the request to change their name. Oh no, sorry, just
Speaker 1: come through. It's been it's been approved, all right, Marging,
Speaker 1: Let's just.
Speaker 2: Go to Benadette in Where is she? She's in Goodniston, Bernadette,
Speaker 2: give us a number on the wheel. She's texting six.
Speaker 2: All right? Oh sorry everyone, I just I just gave
Speaker 2: her away a prize, prematury, premature, Jesus, what I can't speak.
Speaker 2: Let's just been Jenna. Why don't you tell her what
Speaker 2: she's won? It's landed on number thirteen.
Speaker 5: Oh this is a good one. A pair of Amanda
Speaker 5: Keller's old.
Speaker 2: Song Oh what era was that?
Speaker 5: Was that when she was nineteen ninety shit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was when she was with Andrew Denton, a collectors.
Speaker 2: A lot of sweating in those socks. I'm sure put
Speaker 2: them on eBay. Okay, let's go to do we have
Speaker 2: Trent Trent's coming out of Gwindola Gwindolow is.
Speaker 5: Gwendolare Jenna I super Highland?
Speaker 2: I thought so? All right, give them the spin Trenty
Speaker 2: Trenty Trenty ooh could it go? It was fast one
Speaker 2: twenty three. What does he want, Jenna, He's.
Speaker 7: Won some cat hair.
Speaker 2: Ah, Jenna, that's nice for you to share some of
Speaker 2: your own personal body on the show. Couldn't agree more.
Speaker 2: Mitch Hey, going with that merger?
Speaker 3: Oh bad news.
Speaker 1: Actually, so in order to merge your old page with
Speaker 1: our current page, all the content needs to be raised
Speaker 1: off one of them. So either we delete all of
Speaker 1: ours or we delete all of your get rid of
Speaker 1: all of ours ours.
Speaker 2: Eh, that's like an archive. People love that shit.
Speaker 3: Well, so we're getting rid of all of our stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lemon Aid's like a museum.
Speaker 1: Then, well, the museum is now called a couple of
Speaker 1: Mitch's podcasts if people want to go search it, because
Speaker 1: ours is just a couple of mitches. But if you
Speaker 1: search a couple of Mitches podcasts, that's where you'll find
Speaker 1: this museum.
Speaker 3: Right, This museum now makes no sense.
Speaker 2: So the option is to delete all the is it
Speaker 2: just me? Stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be tough.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to think about it.
Speaker 1: I actually would I'd rather leave it here so that
Speaker 1: it gives our listeners a chance to go and stalk
Speaker 1: your old show.
Speaker 2: Well I have an Instagram, so you can. They can
Speaker 2: go and stalk everything that went on Facebook on Instagram. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's tough for me. It's my call. After all, my show,
Speaker 2: not this one. It's a jewel show. Divorced parents of
Speaker 2: the baby. We both share it.
Speaker 1: I don't mind if you don't want to erase this
Speaker 1: this page.
Speaker 3: It's it's history.
Speaker 2: It is history, you know what I mean? Thinking about
Speaker 2: it and I'm over it. Delete it, delete it? No,
Speaker 2: I couldn't. Possibly I want to delete it. It still
Speaker 2: exists on Instagram.
Speaker 3: No, I'll give it some time.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, because I want to listen to go and
Speaker 1: stalk your old podcast for starters, and then next week
Speaker 1: maybe it we'll merge them.
Speaker 2: Shred it, Kyle shred Sorry, I thought that was a
Speaker 2: shred of sound effect.
Speaker 3: Just stop playing sound off.
Speaker 2: I'm not if I just said I'm not cleary of
Speaker 2: all sins like.
Speaker 3: I go, I'm so sorry, might mind? I thank We.
Speaker 2: Know you killed the man, Mitch. Just admit to it.
Speaker 2: I didn't kill him, all right, you do it, don't
Speaker 2: ot you go.
Speaker 1: That's literally a fly on the wall in Cardinal Pell's
Speaker 1: court case. Oh that is all right, Pell chat out
Speaker 1: of jail.
Speaker 2: Did you see the video of Cardinal Pell Mitchell? No,
Speaker 2: it's disgusting and oh cut that joke.
Speaker 3: It's already beat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bleep it people, we've bleeve it that we
Speaker 2: talk about it and they don't know what.
Speaker 3: I believed what he said.
Speaker 2: He was filling up his car with petrol and he
Speaker 2: was like, this media attention is atrocious. And he drove
Speaker 2: to the police station and said, I'm being followed by
Speaker 2: the press and they gave him a police ESCT back
Speaker 2: to his Bible Society wherever resuing. Did you hear the
Speaker 2: New nine news report the night he got back to
Speaker 2: his house. Pell is now behind doors at the parish
Speaker 2: in Homebush. It is reported the nuns cooked him a
Speaker 2: dinner of steak, chips and grave, his favorite meal. I'm like,
Speaker 2: he just is gone back to his fucking life.
Speaker 5: What about how he's like, oh, Jael, wasn't even that
Speaker 5: bad for me?
Speaker 3: I know, yeah, I know not what was his reasoning?
Speaker 5: Didn't give any reasoning.
Speaker 3: It's like, isn't he Rolf Harris?
Speaker 2: Rolf Harris is because he's a bit mental as well.
Speaker 2: He's living in some like it's like an apartment. But
Speaker 2: it's prison living. I know he's just being hell basically pretty.
Speaker 1: It's pretty fucked prison living chat. I love this Julian
Speaker 1: where he at?
Speaker 2: Julia Sane? Still free him right on? Now? I don't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 3: I don't remember freedom. I feel like I would have known.
Speaker 2: I think he's still he's still, he's still in prison.
Speaker 3: What is it? What's the called the one?
Speaker 2: He think he was in the embassy? He was in
Speaker 2: an embassy because he was stayed there and they couldn't
Speaker 2: America couldn't arrest him, but they tried to extra dive.
Speaker 2: It didn't work. Then he got out.
Speaker 3: Who was in? I don't know why this word is
Speaker 3: in my mind?
Speaker 2: Who was in?
Speaker 3: Kroba?
Speaker 2: Can oh? Chappelle Chapel, Chappelle, Corby?
Speaker 4: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Can I find her song? We can play the whole thing.
Speaker 2: No one's gonna see us on that.
Speaker 3: She's got a good lawyer.
Speaker 2: Where is it is this?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Hold On? Chappelle Corby? So finally touchdown in.
Speaker 5: The Palm Tree song?
Speaker 2: Yeah, palm Tree?
Speaker 3: Have you never heard this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She's got a song? Where are you now?
Speaker 1: You with jacket, it's possible for you to preview the
Speaker 1: audio before you play it all right, because we're recording
Speaker 1: got let me. I wish there was the way for
Speaker 1: him to preview them in like the left headphone before
Speaker 1: he played it to us, which is.
Speaker 2: The right, but it records in regardless.
Speaker 1: Ah, they were with the fun in that are Chappelle
Speaker 1: Corby's song is it's really nice.
Speaker 2: It's like palm chees, I mean the palm chee.
Speaker 3: Can you announce that in all seriousness as though you're
Speaker 3: on kiss right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not no intro.
Speaker 5: No, that's not the real version. Really, that's the remix.
Speaker 3: Can you sand we're about to leave it. It's all right, Sorry,
Speaker 3: it's important.
Speaker 2: I'll stop the show for international listener. Chappelle Corby is,
Speaker 2: there's sort of like an international our national treasure. Beautiful
Speaker 2: young girl loved boogie board and.
Speaker 3: She's a convicted drug smuggler.
Speaker 2: Well, never proven, actually it was.
Speaker 1: I never said if it was proven, or I said
Speaker 1: she's a convicted drug smuggler.
Speaker 2: That's a fact. She was young and she went to
Speaker 2: Bali and she had a boogie board, and she'd opened
Speaker 2: the boogie board, cut it open, taken the foam out
Speaker 2: and filled it with marijuana.
Speaker 3: Allegedly.
Speaker 2: Well, no, yes, the book the Marijuana booky Board existed,
Speaker 2: but she claimed it was someone else. Someone stole the
Speaker 2: booky board and did it to her. She went to
Speaker 2: prison for years. Actually she had the death sentence. Then
Speaker 2: she wheezled away out of it.
Speaker 1: But now she's relieving bangers queenslandn.
Speaker 3: No, that's fucking.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 2: You can't even find it, can't it? What did you?
Speaker 2: What did you? Dogle?
Speaker 5: I'm sending it to you.
Speaker 2: Thanks. It starts with I'm in Queensland.
Speaker 3: But this never would have happened on Lemonade.
Speaker 1: It would have been a tight wrap, absolutely no room
Speaker 1: for error or like spontaneity, very very organ is it
Speaker 1: on her Instagram.
Speaker 5: I just sent it to you.
Speaker 3: It's from She's such a character.
Speaker 2: Chapel Cobb is great. Did you put to see a
Speaker 2: photo she put up with her boyfriend and their feet
Speaker 2: were holding hands, yes, and she was my love and
Speaker 2: it's like, I don't think that's.
Speaker 7: The post is from the tenth of July twenty seventeen,
Speaker 7: so go right down.
Speaker 2: That was almost she almost just left.
Speaker 1: She came in for an interview with Carl and Jack
Speaker 1: Yo and I actually really felt for her. She like
Speaker 1: she wasn't doing press rounds. She chose kylinn jack Yo
Speaker 1: specifically because she wanted to speak to them, because she
Speaker 1: apparently listens to the show.
Speaker 2: She listened from Ballei, she said.
Speaker 1: And she came in and she told her storry first
Speaker 1: ever interview, and yeah, I really felt for her, even
Speaker 1: though you know, convicted criminal. I'm like, yeah, she's done
Speaker 1: her time. And yeah, she was basically unraveling on air.
Speaker 1: She's not the full quid anymore. It's really taken its toll.
Speaker 3: Mentally, I feel I think this is it.
Speaker 2: Here we go. I don't know Jenna, but it's all
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 5: No, that's the remix.
Speaker 3: Did you to send in there on one?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 2: No, I can't get it open on this computer. I'll
Speaker 2: just play it from No.
Speaker 1: No, I fucking I don't care if I don't care
Speaker 1: if it goes for two hours finding the right one
Speaker 1: send it to you.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have to google it. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to type in the HDML link.
Speaker 5: Okay dot com.
Speaker 2: Okay, you read it out h T T P.
Speaker 3: It's on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yes, she never formally released it with Warner Music. Forward
Speaker 2: Slash Forward slash oh my god.
Speaker 1: After we've done this, I'm going to play another song
Speaker 1: that was never formally released, only posted to Instagram.
Speaker 3: It's so funny. It's a Lindsay lowhand song.
Speaker 2: Forward slash dot forward slash.
Speaker 3: No, no, read it out.
Speaker 1: Everyone can go search the com slash slash p.
Speaker 3: Slash Have you ever done that? Welsh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Have you got the two?
Speaker 6: W W W?
Speaker 2: Why can't you just read it off your l.
Speaker 5: L I think it's l yes, l J t v
Speaker 5: g t c Z.
Speaker 1: There's a slash at the end, quite taking to there's
Speaker 1: a there's a slash in a dot Jenna.
Speaker 3: But you admitted the slash sabotage. What a fucking mile?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 5: At least I found it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Can you look into Facebook on the PC that you
Speaker 1: play YouTube off and just kick the link Instagram.
Speaker 7: Dot com slash p slash capital b capital w capital.
Speaker 1: Shus logging into Facebook, I've already problem solved.
Speaker 3: Fuck me dead.
Speaker 2: I don't want this being logged in. I don't want
Speaker 2: Kyle Sandalians going on mine.
Speaker 3: Have you ever actually?
Speaker 1: Because you know how some people put a link in
Speaker 1: an Instagram caption and it doesn't highlight because you can't
Speaker 1: post links on Instagram. Have you ever been so interested
Speaker 1: in the website they're posting that you actually do type it.
Speaker 3: Out like this?
Speaker 2: Ever? Once absolutely remember what it was for.
Speaker 1: I think it might have been like a oh, head
Speaker 1: here to donate, and I was like, oh, I want
Speaker 1: to donate.
Speaker 2: I'll he be got on sets official song. Shell Corby
Speaker 2: convicted drugs.
Speaker 3: I don't forget you're doing it like you're on kids.
Speaker 2: I've got to sign into an account on Instagram before
Speaker 2: I play it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's a thing a queens What
Speaker 1: happened to the announcing you're on kids?
Speaker 2: She fucking jumps right in? Yeah, alright.
Speaker 7: This is the unedited version the original hold on one second.
Speaker 3: So it's not really a single, is it? Because she
Speaker 3: just sang on her Instagram we're all doing that.
Speaker 2: Okay. So there was Abramax and right now we're heading
Speaker 2: into a Brandy sum out of an up and comer.
Speaker 2: You may nail her from right in the waves. Maybe
Speaker 2: you're in a bit of the magic stuff too, and
Speaker 2: you get it a puff puff. Maybe she's sold your
Speaker 2: some stuff stuff new music out of Chappelle Corby. This
Speaker 2: is her latest Queensland, Fresh to the kiss playlist.
Speaker 1: I have the palm trees behind man.
Speaker 2: That's it, you know what. Everyone loves it so much.
Speaker 2: I reckon we give that another spein here. It is
Speaker 2: repel called palm trees. I'm kiss im in Queensland.
Speaker 7: M it is sunny.
Speaker 2: Listen to the bird.
Speaker 3: I have palm trees behind man.
Speaker 1: Anyway, a couple of you guys told me that she
Speaker 1: released the song and that that's with it.
Speaker 3: It was a ten second song favorite.
Speaker 2: You're ready for this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go on, I want to hear this now, Janna,
Speaker 3: Why did you insist he played that?
Speaker 7: And it is sunny?
Speaker 6: I have the coom trees.
Speaker 3: So that mine isn'll be a new show opener. Mitch
Speaker 3: Cheery and Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Hang on, let's do it. Get ready in queens when the.
Speaker 3: Mitchell guys welcome back to an l show.
Speaker 2: Here we are. There's been a big week.
Speaker 3: Hey Jenna, I'm here too.
Speaker 2: You got back from Bali, right, Jenna, that was a
Speaker 2: boogie boards really good.
Speaker 5: Actually that's enough.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, really quickly before we go, look up on
Speaker 1: YouTube Social anxiety but no sorry xan x by Lindsay Lohan.
Speaker 1: It's so bad. It's actually this is this is This
Speaker 1: song is how I felt before that instant interview?
Speaker 2: Do I have to have that social anxiety? Do I
Speaker 2: have to do I have to ford announce it now? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, hold on, It's up to you, Dallan.
Speaker 2: I'm on the air in a couple of hours as well.
Speaker 2: Get my practice.
Speaker 6: You're on the.
Speaker 3: Do you have a team?
Speaker 2: Do you work at Nightdn't they that be disrespectful?
Speaker 7: Night?
Speaker 2: Very intense, isn't it? These Wednesday night? It's Mitch. I'm here.
Speaker 2: I got Brandy music from like it's just a walking freckle.
Speaker 2: You know, you look at her and you think, gee,
Speaker 2: she really needs a like a B big cream, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would. I wouldn't do it. I'm not eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2: No one's listening.
Speaker 1: Usually got a lot more energy too, I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're in podcasts, mate, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: When I do the show, though, I'm the show's more
Speaker 2: sedate that when I'm on weekends, I'm like yo fresh
Speaker 2: of the Kiss Playlist.
Speaker 3: I do the weekends Mitch for Linday Lowhan.
Speaker 2: I don't have the Mitch openers on weekends because that's
Speaker 2: only for my nights. This is more of a standard
Speaker 2: every day. No, Okay, Hi everyone, I'm welcome back. Have
Speaker 2: you Saturday looking good? Tops A sixteen in the City
Speaker 2: eighteen the West. Nice? Hey, have you heard the news?
Speaker 2: William and Kate moved to La keeps the drama in
Speaker 2: Kiss News in fifteen right now that we're going to
Speaker 2: jump into Lindsay Low and drop this on Friday, xenance
Speaker 2: fresh of the Kiss Playlist in Joy.
Speaker 3: Obsessed, you would talk up to the poem.
Speaker 2: Okay, that news in fifth Hold on, Kiss.
Speaker 3: That's how long you've got so go again.
Speaker 2: I'm very good at this.
Speaker 1: Do that thing where you talk over the intro of
Speaker 1: the song and then as the lyrics starts, as she
Speaker 1: starts singing, that's where you stop it. So there's like
Speaker 1: a little intro. I'm sure you're you know how to feel.
Speaker 2: Hey, welcome back to Kiss. Got breaking news about Cardinal
Speaker 2: Pearl ken a out what did he have for dinner? Spoilt?
Speaker 2: It's nice in the next fifteen a Kiss news right
Speaker 2: now though, jump into a song fresh to the Kiss Playlist.
Speaker 2: I am going to say it's new from an artist
Speaker 2: that you're not probably used to hearing. Hear it kiss
Speaker 2: neither remard, but I love it. It's Zenny, it's Lindsay Lohan,
Speaker 2: and it's fresh to the Kiss playlist. Turn it up loud,
Speaker 2: enjoy it. I don't like the body is.
Speaker 3: In Zany's by the way, not Zanny.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's a Billy eilish about that.
Speaker 3: Wake up along, Okay, skip to the chorus. It's atrocious.
Speaker 2: It was all am, Cabby and this its sup.
Speaker 7: Crowded enough, and nobody here.
Speaker 2: For love and nobody care about us. I got some
Speaker 2: shoons are here? Do you what you like?
Speaker 3: Saying next to me, yes, no shoons are here?
Speaker 1: Do you when you kiss me?
Speaker 7: I can breathe.
Speaker 3: No, Cabby and this look super crowded.
Speaker 1: Of that, and nobody here for love and nobody care
Speaker 1: about us.
Speaker 2: It's risy, it's crowded and stuffy. I can't do it,
Speaker 2: goes on the mass singer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe that's why the judging panel was right
Speaker 1: at the back, away from the pred You know, you
Speaker 1: should have got the crowd in the background.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you and I went to a taping of that.
Speaker 2: I remember I waved to Jackie because we know Jackie. Hi.
Speaker 2: Jackie and Lindsay thought were leaving to her, did you said, Lindsay?
Speaker 2: Did the whole other. Yeah, that handwave that children do
Speaker 2: where they closing open their fist.
Speaker 1: I really thought I would be more excited seeing Lindsay
Speaker 1: Low and the Flesh because I was obsessed with her
Speaker 1: as a kid.
Speaker 2: But God, she's really freckled, isn't she.
Speaker 3: No, it's not about the freckles. I was just like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing here? It was this a surprise?
Speaker 2: She did not fit next to Jackie O and Daveuse
Speaker 2: and Danny Minogue.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if that show is going to come
Speaker 3: back this year. Just occurred to me.
Speaker 2: No, it is the feeling it in Melbourne, an't they
Speaker 2: covid bro? Well, of course covid Bro. Yeah, that show
Speaker 2: was so good. Danny Minogue is such a TV person,
Speaker 2: Like even though she clearly like didn't know who it was,
Speaker 2: she'd be like Osha would be like, Danny, who do
Speaker 2: you think the pineapple is?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 2: Such killer vocals and the body. I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: not those flames.
Speaker 3: Jackie, I feel like was it you that I was
Speaker 3: joking with?
Speaker 1: We were saying that when in doubt, Danny would just
Speaker 1: say something really generic that she knew they were going
Speaker 1: to put in the hour.
Speaker 3: She was like this is unreal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, she'd say really generic shit. She knew should
Speaker 1: make the primo, Like I don't know.
Speaker 3: She'd be like, wow, ah, this went to a whole
Speaker 3: new level.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the hardest one yet.
Speaker 3: You ain't seen nothing like this before. You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: ye're gonna pop that In the ad.
Speaker 7: I love how they guessed celebrities, like, that's definitely Michelle Obama.
Speaker 1: And someone's in the eck. Guys, Linday can't be the
Speaker 1: only dumb fuck. She makes them really inaccurate guesses and
Speaker 1: there's no way it's gonna be them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lindsay would.
Speaker 7: Guess some random Australian celebrity and you're like, obviously someone
Speaker 7: has told you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think that's Ashrakiitie.
Speaker 1: The smoker's cough is what killed me with her between everything,
Speaker 1: and you go, what's your favorite Linday.
Speaker 2: My favorite Lindsay is Freaky Friday. Lindsay, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: I watched that the other night with Ayden. Great.
Speaker 3: I'm more over Herbie fully loaded Lindsay.
Speaker 2: I can see that for you, Jenna.
Speaker 5: I'm more just my luck.
Speaker 3: Oh that was no good.
Speaker 2: Herbie was a greater I think Herbie and and Freaky
Speaker 2: Friday were very similar. Timeline she was way older than Herby.
Speaker 2: She's old, she really yeah, and she stooped to Hervey.
Speaker 3: You mean that's a brilliant piece of cinema and.
Speaker 2: Talking v D.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: Two and five don't be Caddy. All right, we're gonna
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