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Speaker 1: Good morning, Alex morning. I love this song so much,
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Speaker 1: got quite a few of them, so we can't keep
Speaker 1: doing that for every song. This time, yesterday morning, I
Speaker 1: was in a very bad way. So around about Thursday morning,
Speaker 1: one am, I woke up in terrible stomach cramps again.
Speaker 1: And then you know, if you're an adult, you know
Speaker 1: what comes next. It doesn't just stay like that. That's
Speaker 1: the warning sign that you need to start moving to
Speaker 1: the toilet and wait, and you won't have to wait
Speaker 1: that long. And so for several hours there was a
Speaker 1: lot of NonStop action. Oh and then it also starts
Speaker 1: to then come out my mouth as well to scramble, yeah,
Speaker 1: just sink back down. So it was like a sort
Speaker 1: of quite a lot of workout really, you know, both ends.
Speaker 1: And then I was like I've got to get to work.
Speaker 1: Got to get to work. And I'm telling you now
Speaker 1: that Uber ride in was the most twenty two buck
Speaker 1: clenching like swinked pulled up to my throat and I
Speaker 1: was it's actually bringing me out in cold sweats the
Speaker 1: fear of it. Several times I was on the verge
Speaker 1: of actually a couple times I was clenching the yeah,
Speaker 1: clenching the headress of the scene in front of me,
Speaker 1: and the uber drive would recognize and he'd picked me
Speaker 1: up before, and he actually set one point, you're very
Speaker 1: quiet today, and I was just like, why even speak?
Speaker 1: And could launch an avalanche again a lot of neither
Speaker 1: of us won, and he said earlier, oh passenger on
Speaker 1: my one, I was like, I can't. I can't crack
Speaker 1: myself back to this. And at one point I actually
Speaker 1: was very close as we were going along Punt Road
Speaker 1: and it was going over the top just as you
Speaker 1: go Crest into Richmond, leave Tourette behind, that I might
Speaker 1: actually get into this dumpy by the botanical gardens and
Speaker 1: I could find some hedges there and just fertilize the land.
Speaker 1: But also I'm my worst sinking show start six a m.
Speaker 1: Start six am, the Christian show start six So I
Speaker 1: make it into here as soon as I'm walking into
Speaker 1: the bild and to throw up outside. I'm thinking, this
Speaker 1: is all looking good. Yes there was actually me. I
Speaker 1: tried to get it on Patsy's car, but you know,
Speaker 1: not this time, but one time I will get it.
Speaker 1: I get into here, I and I go and hide
Speaker 1: in the treehouse and lie down the couch. I'm starting
Speaker 1: to dry heave there. Then I have to run to
Speaker 1: the toilet and I'm thinking, I don't know how I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do today's show. And as they drape a microphone
Speaker 1: cording cable into trap one there, so I tell I've
Speaker 1: got to go home. I get out the front here
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't know how I'm going to
Speaker 1: get home. I'm really wirde I'm going to have an accident.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, do I call my wife? Do I just
Speaker 1: message I don't wt to wake up? She'll get really upset.
Speaker 1: You know, like an emergency is happening, and it is
Speaker 1: a kind of emergency, but not capital lots emergency. Still,
Speaker 1: you know, I think it should be. I started to
Speaker 1: type out of messages, going, hey, if you're awake, I thought,
Speaker 1: let's not next. What about twenty five years in that
Speaker 1: part of the Lasia where there probably is that kind
Speaker 1: of information. I've had an accident again, Let's not start now,
Speaker 1: let's build up to that. Let me just try and
Speaker 1: fix this. So at one point I just started wanting
Speaker 1: the streets going. Should I just walk back? Then I
Speaker 1: googled public toilets and then I was thinking they're none open,
Speaker 1: that they're not twenty four to seven right. Then I think,
Speaker 1: by the way, there needs to be an app of
Speaker 1: public toilets idea, yes, you know, just so it lets
Speaker 1: you know where they are, what the time is to
Speaker 1: have this information ready to go. And then I got
Speaker 1: on uber Uber driver and I just I literally just
Speaker 1: prayed that I could just get home. Then I got
Speaker 1: home and I took some emodium. Oh yes, it's too late.
Speaker 1: I'm right, I'm back home. Everything's good, and it's good.
Speaker 1: I'm the toilet's right there, dude. My wife gets up,
Speaker 1: She's like, what the bloody are you doing at home?
Speaker 1: And she goes, did you go into work? I went, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went into work. And it brought up to speech
Speaker 1: because why do you just take some emoonium? Middle and
Speaker 1: I went listen to Everyone's a Hero at a T
Speaker 1: a m. When you're four o'clock and the and your
Speaker 1: backsides in tatters, your frontal sort of capacity for logic
Speaker 1: and reasoning. It ain't there, Okay, now, anyone back to
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