WEBVTT - MINI: Poo Emergency

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<v Speaker 1>the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Good morning, Pats, good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Alex morning. I love this song so much,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Rio, good morning. Good to know mate. We've

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<v Speaker 1>got quite a few of them, so we can't keep

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<v Speaker 1>doing that for every song. This time, yesterday morning, I

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<v Speaker 1>was in a very bad way. So around about Thursday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>one am, I woke up in terrible stomach cramps again.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you know, if you're an adult, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what comes next. It doesn't just stay like that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the warning sign that you need to start moving to

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet and wait, and you won't have to wait

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<v Speaker 1>that long. And so for several hours there was a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of NonStop action. Oh and then it also starts

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<v Speaker 1>to then come out my mouth as well to scramble, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just sink back down. So it was like a sort

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<v Speaker 1>of quite a lot of workout really, you know, both ends.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like I've got to get to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to get to work. And I'm telling you now

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<v Speaker 1>that Uber ride in was the most twenty two buck

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<v Speaker 1>clenching like swinked pulled up to my throat and I

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<v Speaker 1>was it's actually bringing me out in cold sweats the

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<v Speaker 1>fear of it. Several times I was on the verge

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<v Speaker 1>of actually a couple times I was clenching the yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>clenching the headress of the scene in front of me,

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<v Speaker 1>and the uber drive would recognize and he'd picked me

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<v Speaker 1>up before, and he actually set one point, you're very

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<v Speaker 1>quiet today, and I was just like, why even speak?

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<v Speaker 1>And could launch an avalanche again a lot of neither

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<v Speaker 1>of us won, and he said earlier, oh passenger on

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<v Speaker 1>my one, I was like, I can't. I can't crack

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<v Speaker 1>myself back to this. And at one point I actually

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<v Speaker 1>was very close as we were going along Punt Road

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<v Speaker 1>and it was going over the top just as you

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<v Speaker 1>go Crest into Richmond, leave Tourette behind, that I might

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<v Speaker 1>actually get into this dumpy by the botanical gardens and

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<v Speaker 1>I could find some hedges there and just fertilize the land.

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<v Speaker 1>But also I'm my worst sinking show start six a m.

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<v Speaker 1>Start six am, the Christian show start six So I

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<v Speaker 1>make it into here as soon as I'm walking into

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<v Speaker 1>the bild and to throw up outside. I'm thinking, this

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<v Speaker 1>is all looking good. Yes there was actually me. I

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<v Speaker 1>tried to get it on Patsy's car, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>not this time, but one time I will get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I get into here, I and I go and hide

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<v Speaker 1>in the treehouse and lie down the couch. I'm starting

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<v Speaker 1>to dry heave there. Then I have to run to

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet and I'm thinking, I don't know how I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do today's show. And as they drape a microphone

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<v Speaker 1>cording cable into trap one there, so I tell I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to go home. I get out the front here

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I don't know how I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>get home. I'm really wirde I'm going to have an accident.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, do I call my wife? Do I just

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<v Speaker 1>message I don't wt to wake up? She'll get really upset.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like an emergency is happening, and it is

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<v Speaker 1>a kind of emergency, but not capital lots emergency. Still,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I think it should be. I started to

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<v Speaker 1>type out of messages, going, hey, if you're awake, I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>let's not next. What about twenty five years in that

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<v Speaker 1>part of the Lasia where there probably is that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of information. I've had an accident again, Let's not start now,

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<v Speaker 1>let's build up to that. Let me just try and

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<v Speaker 1>fix this. So at one point I just started wanting

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<v Speaker 1>the streets going. Should I just walk back? Then I

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<v Speaker 1>googled public toilets and then I was thinking they're none open,

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<v Speaker 1>that they're not twenty four to seven right. Then I think,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, there needs to be an app of

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<v Speaker 1>public toilets idea, yes, you know, just so it lets

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<v Speaker 1>you know where they are, what the time is to

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<v Speaker 1>have this information ready to go. And then I got

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<v Speaker 1>on uber Uber driver and I just I literally just

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<v Speaker 1>prayed that I could just get home. Then I got

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<v Speaker 1>home and I took some emodium. Oh yes, it's too late.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right, I'm back home. Everything's good, and it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the toilet's right there, dude. My wife gets up,

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, what the bloody are you doing at home?

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<v Speaker 1>And she goes, did you go into work? I went, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I went into work. And it brought up to speech

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<v Speaker 1>because why do you just take some emoonium? Middle and

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<v Speaker 1>I went listen to Everyone's a Hero at a T

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<v Speaker 1>a m. When you're four o'clock and the and your

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<v Speaker 1>backsides in tatters, your frontal sort of capacity for logic

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<v Speaker 1>and reasoning. It ain't there, Okay, now, anyone back to

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<v Speaker 1>what today? Good Morning, Christian O'Connell Show podcast