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Speaker 2: Will and.

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Speaker 1: Good afternoon Australia, Willem Woody, getting your home and very

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Speaker 1: excited to say. I'm still not really sure how it's happened,

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Speaker 1: but we are going to be giving potentially. I think

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Speaker 1: I've used the word potentially in the right spot there.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the legal team has given you the nod.

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Speaker 1: Potentially a million dollars.

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Speaker 3: That is true, and I know that must that must

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Speaker 3: be shocking for everywhere. Like I'm sure cars just pulled over.

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Speaker 3: We've gone from giving away fifty dollars a week to

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Speaker 3: dead set. We are potentially giving away one million Australian dollars. Yes, great,

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Speaker 3: you said the sting pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it all kicks off next week, but

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Speaker 1: if you want to start getting around it, there might

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Speaker 1: be some things that will pop up in our socials

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Speaker 1: very shortly, Will and Woody. That'll explain how you can

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Speaker 1: get involved, where you can get involved. So go Jax,

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Speaker 1: follow on insert or Facebook. Will and wood a million

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Speaker 1: dollars give away next week, just starting things there. So

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Speaker 1: very exciting, all thanks to Chemists Warehouse. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how we've secured it, guys, but it's good. It's a

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Speaker 1: good deal. Espect yourself coming up very very shortly, as

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Speaker 1: well as all the other trims and tributes of the show,

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Speaker 1: is going to get a bit serious very shortly as.

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Speaker 3: I Yeah, it's a different side of me. It'll involve

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Speaker 3: Donald Trump and North Korea. I read an article today

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Speaker 3: and I'm going to give my two cents on that one.

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Speaker 1: Well, looking forward to it. Yeah, can't wait, William.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about the royals, right.

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Speaker 4: Right, But.

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Speaker 1: The tour pans greadpants.

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Speaker 5: They often acknowledge pants to the royal family. Your pant

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Speaker 5: the pans you have Chersen is correct for the setting

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Speaker 3: Will of Prince Charles, in my opinion, has just been

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Speaker 3: He wanted to go to the Rum Distillery, got on

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Speaker 3: your Charles. He then went William and this happened yesterday.

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Speaker 3: This is actually a really good one. He went in

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Speaker 3: And he was interviewing or speaking to in front of

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Speaker 3: a phone call. Really, you're you're talking to Prince Charles,

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Speaker 3: that the Prince of the Commonwealth, and your phone starts ringing.

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Speaker 3: So I mean, at that point you just assume that

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Speaker 3: watching it. She looks at her phone, looks back up

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Speaker 3: to Charles, thinks about it, and goes, yeah, I'm going

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Speaker 3: it was just hello, No wrong number.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how good?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 3: No, subviously didn't recognize the number. It's a telemarketer or something.

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Speaker 3: there's obviously a huge situation for a phone to interrupt

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Speaker 1: Oh right, So it could be just a ring, even.

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Speaker 3: Just just a ring, like what what did it stop?

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Speaker 3: Was it at a wedding? Was it at a funeral?

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Speaker 3: you know you can't control that your phone's gone off.

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Speaker 3: That's fine. I think we can just ride this one

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Speaker 1: Definitely. She took the call.

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Speaker 3: Wow, she took the phone calls and didn't say no,

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Speaker 3: I can't say I can't I can't say who it was.

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Speaker 1: She just had a conversation wow with me. It's like

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she fully takes the call.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five incredibly offensive. By the way,

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Speaker 3: if your phone calls during sex, don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one o six. Fugs down, baby, it's a better option. Well,

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Speaker 3: clearly it was. What did a phone call or phone

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Speaker 3: ring interrupt? We're taking calls on what a phone ring

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Speaker 3: Phone potato? Potato? I reckon, not a big deal. Shouldn't

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Speaker 3: stop to the flow to ask that question. That's feedback

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Speaker 3: for me, Kyle, you've given us a ring here. Kyle,

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Speaker 3: Did you find out it was you?

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Speaker 3: Well done, Well played, Kyle, Slow, well done, well played.

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Speaker 12: My uncle on the phone one on and I said

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, classic classic stuff somewhere and went off in

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Speaker 9: Heading up to the we've just gone to the burial

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Speaker 3: Laughed you laugh?

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Speaker 9: So like ipile one told them to shut the thing up.

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Speaker 3: Definitely not. I didn't realize the situation there. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: Mate? It wasn't actually me.

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Speaker 8: It was I actually interrupted my best my best mate

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Speaker 10: Yeah right, he actually took the phone call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why are you calling him about? Y'all? I

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Speaker 1: You're great, child, Thanks so much for the call, mate,

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Speaker 1: express yourself up next to Miller Woody. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: Perfect and I'm two from two I believe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, this it's an expression expression. Okay, So the

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Speaker 1: and I've changed my mind, O scribbles, change your mind.

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Speaker 3: Chickens chickens.

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Speaker 1: And home home, chickens at home. Now do you know

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Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, hang on, Yeah, yes you got it, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: If you think you know what expression I'm talking about,

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Speaker 1: and six five.

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Speaker 3: But he looks.

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Speaker 1: Confident, all right, So this is actually needs to be

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Speaker 1: the moral of the story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is actually a story from my real life. Really, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And I'm sorry to take a serious turn here, but

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Speaker 3: it's just it's perfect for this time. Okay, Courtney and

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Speaker 3: I are having a particularly serious fight, right, and again,

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't like taking to the airwaves too.

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Speaker 3: You know dry that I've used that wrong, haven't.

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Speaker 1: I dirty laundry, dirty laundry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to air dry my laundry or do

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Speaker 3: anything with my laundry. Show. But we're having this particularly

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Speaker 3: serious fight. I don't want to get into this. It

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Speaker 3: The chicken roost?

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Speaker 5: Chickens always come home to roost?

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Speaker 1: Somehow somehow we're giving away a million bucks, one million dollars.

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Speaker 3: We've gone from giving away fifty fillos on a Friday

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all things to Chem's to our house so

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Speaker 3: So you think finny, how am I dim Vinn?

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Speaker 1: He went, We were out having a drink, he said,

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Speaker 3: And you probably My first thought is always are they okay?

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Speaker 1: He goes in and he's there for this, not the

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Speaker 3: Nightmare. We've all been there.

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Speaker 1: In fact, he hasn't even had to go, so he

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Speaker 3: You don't run your watch because I'm assuming he kept

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Speaker 1: He didn't have it. He didn't have a choice, so

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Speaker 3: He kept it at ankles.

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Speaker 1: No, because he had to run through the public area

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Speaker 1: Odd cubicle than a simple duck in duckout.

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Speaker 3: What you can do is you can pull the pant

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Speaker 3: There, and you get stressed in this situations, right, so

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Speaker 1: I don't want to eat from other people. Thirty one

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Speaker 3: It's one sinking.

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Speaker 1: I think your eyes immediately dart to all other options.

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Speaker 1: life's great gauntlets. You will have to go somewhere to

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Speaker 3: You will make in your life.

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Speaker 1: As treacherous as it is uncomfortable, as it.

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Speaker 3: Is yuck yep, And again your mind doesn't operate quicker

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Speaker 1: Substitu could be. You become like Jason Bourd. Don't you

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Speaker 1: you know how fast you can go? How far you

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Speaker 3: I can run a kilometer in under forty seconds to

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Speaker 3: get the next one? Neighbors?

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Speaker 1: How long? How long? How long since the last person

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Speaker 1: back in the dive soon? I mean, all of these

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Speaker 1: but thirteen one oh six five? What gauntlet did you

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Really good? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How far did you have to go? What did you encounter?

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Speaker 3: Love to hear where people end up here. Of course,

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Speaker 1: Sick five. What was the gaunt that you had to

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Speaker 1: Right now, we've all been in the incident where you've

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Speaker 3: But I'm careless. I had to. I had to just

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Speaker 1: saying that, well, another thing that you go to straight.

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Speaker 3: Away is you you you.

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Speaker 1: Cry for help, which you've got to choose your friends

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Speaker 12: Actually it was I was not a work so there

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Speaker 12: The worst thing, worst thing about a whole lot just

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you didn't put the socks back

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Speaker 1: on you?

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Speaker 12: No, explain that I have no work socks and what.

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Speaker 3: Because I thought you like brought them home? Went Sorry, missus,

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have to clean those ones and don't ask

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Speaker 1: It's fair.

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Speaker 3: We've got Jay here, Jay, what happened with you?

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Speaker 10: Look, I've packed up everything, went on a troop with

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Speaker 1: Left.

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Speaker 10: The worst part about it, it was a family. There

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Speaker 3: And there's that that unforgiving breeze across your tush as

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Speaker 3: a pasty, pasty white ass walking through a campsite. It's tough.

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Speaker 1: It's tough. I'll get you to turn your radio if

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was horrible. So we had had a group

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was horrible.

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Speaker 4: And it was the day where four out of sight

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Speaker 4: my boss Champel instead, I had typed in central, which

441
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 4: is everyone and our head office.

442
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:41,199
Speaker 1: And what did you say? Was in the text? Sorry?

443
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: Was in the text? What did you say?

444
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 4: It was just like, I'm in a bit of a pickle,

445
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 4: stuck in the bathroom because you bring some toilet paper,

446
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 4: and I think there were you just passed me running

447
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 4: down the hallway and there was like eight nine people that.

448
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 3: Had come running in.

449
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 4: Last I realized what.

450
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Speaker 1: I've done, Oh my god, standing and you're never going

451
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: to live that down, No, you're never going to leave

452
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: that down. She's as good as hopeful missus entire executive team.

453
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 3: Can you imagine sitting in your office and getting that message.

454
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd love to hear. She'd have to have

455
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 3: a nickname from that or something, wouldn't she gian?

456
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 1: Have you got a nickname from that? He's still there?

457
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 13: Mate?

458
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 1: You got a nickname? Have you got a nickname from that?

459
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 4: No?

460
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: Well not to your face. Just found out that Chris Smith,

461
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 1: you know, the outrageously attractive ex rugby player who used

462
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: to date don't even know.

463
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 3: I know he's worked very well, don't nerd ship get

464
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: lost show me now?

465
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 1: No, come on, but it's that's tough. That's tough for guys.

466
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 3: He's done a fully nude do you do you see?

467
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Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, it's tough to hear.

468
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 3: That's not exciting news for me and my Wow, that's amazing. Well,

469
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 3: I want to preface this story i'mbout to tell you

470
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: with and this is for ever run listening. Little disclaimer.

471
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 3: My girlfriend Courtney is currently on a plane, so I'm

472
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,719
Speaker 3: happy to tell this story on air. Let's just all

473
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 3: keep it to ourselves. I think that's fair, and we'll

474
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 3: take this out of the podcast iHeartRadio app. If you

475
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 3: want that one without this, We're just going to delete this.

476
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 3: This is just for us to enjoy in the moment

477
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 3: right now.

478
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: Okay, what about her mum?

479
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 3: Hopefully she's not listening. On the weekend, I was over

480
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Speaker 3: in Perth and my girlfriend's family also, she's from Perth, yep,

481
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 3: and they are all over in Perth. And my Sunday's

482
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 3: plans were go to the beach in the morning, go

483
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Speaker 3: to the pub in the afternoon and catch up with

484
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Speaker 3: a few mates, and then family dinner with her and

485
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Speaker 3: her fam Sunday night. So god to the pub at midday.

486
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 3: I was thinking, you, little ripper, get myself some chicken wings,

487
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 3: a couple of the gronies, couple of beers. I've got

488
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 3: six hours here, that's more than enough time. Yeah, one

489
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 3: thing led to another, and look, well the next few

490
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 3: steps of this story are hazy, but I think the

491
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 3: time got to eight eight thirty. Yeah, and my next

492
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 3: strong recollection trying to quickly say don't condone excessive drinking

493
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 3: at all. I was just I was dehydrated and hadn't

494
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 3: eaten a lot late. So my next strong recollection was

495
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Speaker 3: waking up on the sidewalk outside outside my girlfriend's house.

496
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Speaker 3: She woke me up um to let me know that

497
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Speaker 3: I was three hours late, Oh my god, to family dinner.

498
00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 3: I am.

499
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Speaker 1: I'm dead serious on Sunday.

500
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 3: You you you you know who I was hanging out with.

501
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 3: I'll name one of them. I'm not a lad to

502
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 3: name one of them, but Lucky Smith big get as you,

503
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 3: mate and stuff you because it's mainly your fault. But

504
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 3: I missed out in this family dinner for hours. That's

505
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 3: not that is unforgivable. And you got woken up by

506
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 3: Courtney sleeping on the sidewalk, like, how did I I

507
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 3: made it to the sidewalk, but I couldn't. I couldn't

508
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 3: get to the front door. So that was my Sunday.

509
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 3: I believe that unforgivable behavior from me? Unforgivable.

510
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's completely unforgivable. I'm surprised she's going back.

511
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 3: I hope she's I think coming. Maybe she's just coming

512
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 3: back to break up with me. I don't know. Wow,

513
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 3: thirteen one oh six fives our number. I'm pretty much

514
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 3: just doing this to make myself feel better. But surely

515
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 3: I'm not the only bloke who's hours, who's missed something

516
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 3: important because they are at the pub. And what I

517
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 3: want here is girls. I want women to all up here.

518
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh six five and dobbing dobbing your man?

519
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 3: What what did your man miss? What was the important

520
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 3: thing that your man missed? Because they are at the pub.

521
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 3: And when I say they're at the pub, I just

522
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 3: mean they were out there. They were out, they were

523
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 3: probably on the gas, and they've missed something very important. William,

524
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 3: there's a story about you, about me which happened on

525
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 3: Australia Day weekend. I'm going to leave it to you.

526
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 3: Did you want to Australia? This is a river? Do

527
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 3: you want to?

528
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: Will He's also I need to get around the.

529
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 3: Thirteen one six five dobbing your man? What did they

530
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 3: miss when they were at the pub?

531
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Speaker 1: How far have you blown out an appointment miss because

532
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: you were hanging out with your mates? Yeah, and I

533
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: think it was leave it there. We don't know any

534
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: other inferences as to where you're might have been. No, No,

535
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty self explanagery that you lose track

536
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: of time.

537
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 3: Let's just call it at the pub or out with

538
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 3: your mate.

539
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: I was avoiding that, but yeah, all right, So we're

540
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: just say, just walked all over it, hanging out with

541
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: your mates, and you missed an appointment. You missed dinner

542
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: with your girlfriend's family by three hours for three hours,

543
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: and she woke you up out the front of the house.

544
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: That's as bad as I've heard.

545
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,719
Speaker 3: No, it's shocking stuff, awful behavior.

546
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: That is actually as bad as it awful behavior.

547
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 3: And I do apologize obviously to court in their extended family.

548
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: She's on a plane right now. So if we can

549
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 3: always keep this to ourselves, that we put this on radio,

550
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 3: that'd be great. But we are asking for girls to

551
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 3: call up and dub in their boys. We got Hailey here, Hailey,

552
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 3: Now this is a story about a person who is

553
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: now your ex.

554
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's good.

555
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 3: What happened.

556
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 7: I turned up to his assistant babies christening, and Hetty

557
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 7: was a complete no show. Didn't turn up for the

558
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 7: wholesome class the celib afterwards, it just didn't turn up,

559
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 7: and I was calling it genuinely worried And yeah, it

560
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 7: turns out he had been arrested for disorderly conduct on

561
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 7: the street and he was at a police station, so

562
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 7: I had to go and pick him up. After the event,

563
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 7: and let's be honest.

564
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I mean those that changing. You wonder how

565
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: deep the doghouse goes? I know you wonder how deep

566
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: it goes? And can I say I've been there before,

567
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: not the arrested side of but you, but you. I

568
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: took advice from a good friend of mine, printer of

569
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,719
Speaker 1: you listening. There's nothing you can do about it at

570
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: the time, they're angry. There's no point even trying.

571
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 3: You just need to take the criticism.

572
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: You just have to. You just have to carry on.

573
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 3: And well, I think this is a good segue into

574
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 3: your story. Do you want to hold on that one

575
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 3: or well?

576
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Kayla? Six five? This is about your stepdad,

577
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: my stepmom. Okay, so she went into labor and her

578
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: husband at the time was at the pub. Oh no,

579
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: with another woman, Oh, Tristan Thompson. Wow, well, Kayla, I

580
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: mean the doghouse isn't deep enough, is it?

581
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 4: No?

582
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,239
Speaker 1: I just count what an idiot that is?

583
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 3: How does I just don't understand how there are people

584
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 3: like this in the world, you know what? Like again,

585
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 3: I get the pub one. You lose track of time

586
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 3: at the pub. I'm not one to judge there with

587
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 3: another woman?

588
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: Will your partners giving birth at her most vulnerable, in

589
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: her hour of need.

590
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 3: Just it makes the mind boggle. I mean that is

591
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 3: we got Kim here, Kim, there's a story about your partner.

592
00:31:54,480 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 2: Alright here, my husband yet intry, have home Christmas.

593
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 7: The boy also returning home.

594
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: And because they were drinking.

595
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: They missed their flight. They missed their flight.

596
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 2: Kim, Yeah, they miss her flight. So hear me? Are

597
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 2: my children more like?

598
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: Yes?

599
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 3: You know he's coming.

600
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 2: Home to Christmas in fantastic and on Boxing Day and

601
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: it's just like Christmas, Oh my.

602
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 3: God, Christmas. Oh what a bloody Christmas for him? Seriously

603
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 3: so much. And Mike, don't hit that button. No, you're

604
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 3: out of there. We've been we've been teasing. Now will

605
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 3: this you not?

606
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: It's not that bad. I'm not as bad. On an

607
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: Australia austraight a weekend, should I.

608
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 3: Should I tell how I recollect? Did it?

609
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no no. It was an Australian Day weekend.

610
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,959
Speaker 1: I had a few boys over to visit me. I

611
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: was over, I was in another state. Yes, they came over.

612
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: We had I think the way that Australia felt. It

613
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: was Tuesday, so we had the Monday off as well.

614
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: So you know, if you enjoy, you know, hanging out

615
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: with your mates, your eyes light up. And my eyes

616
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: lit up on this particular Friday, absolutely completely forgetting that

617
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: I had a breakfast booked in at Saturday at ten am.

618
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 3: We breakfast and a trip.

619
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: There was a little trip away involved.

620
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 3: Will wakes up on Sunday and he thought it was Saturday, but.

621
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Speaker 1: You know, you know, and I got but I got

622
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: home on the Saturday and yeah, she was on the

623
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: edge of the bed, all bags packed, ready to go,

624
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: and I just I'd gone straight through. And you know,

625
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: fair to say, mate, fair to say that that was

626
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: a tough And that's what I'm saying. It was a

627
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: tough day and I was down on myself. But then

628
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: I had a good friend that said to me, look,

629
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do about it. Now I missed it.

630
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, just get on with it.

631
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 11: Just a confirmation is an ex girlfriend now, So oh,

632
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 11: I'm next, I want to be talking about my He's

633
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 11: one of my favorite people on the planet to talk about.

634
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: It's this guy so whoa ohod so well it's actually

635
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: his dad, but his son Kim Jong on really big

636
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: news potentially the end of a seven or eighty year

637
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: war between North Crrean South Korea.

638
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 3: Actually I read it similar.

639
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: Looking really close to getting across the line. Very exciting,

640
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: but as part of that, and this is going to

641
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: sound very strange, but it's an integral part of it.

642
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: End one I six ' five. I need you to

643
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: give us a call. If you've just broken up with someone.

644
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's all I'm ancient.

645
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, And it can be just like good breakout,

646
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 3: bad breakup, any breakoup.

647
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: I would prefer that you've been broken up with or

648
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: you've broken up with someone and it's a little bit

649
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: of tension still going on.

650
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 3: All right, okay, good.

651
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you that there's a wonderful story,

652
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: wonderful story that North Korean South Korea finally meeting up

653
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: together to end what's been what like a seventy year war.

654
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 3: I believe it started in nineteen fifty one.

655
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, so really long time. And I can't help but

656
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: think to myself, bullshit, I can't knocking to wak. I

657
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: just I just you know what it reminds me of?

658
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: Do you know what this reminds me of? What this

659
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: reminds me of? When you've got two mates who have

660
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: been going Who got two people that you know that

661
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: have been going out together and they break it off,

662
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: and then they've said to you that they've broken it off.

663
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: And then you catch up with your friend a little

664
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: bit later on and you go, what are you going?

665
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 1: What are you doing today? And he goes, oh, I'm

666
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: just catching up with insert ex girlfriend And you go

667
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: what what are you doing? What are you doing that for?

668
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: And they go, oh, you know, just see how they're going.

669
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 3: What and where are you catching up? By the way,

670
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 3: oh their place. I'm going to a public cafe or anything.

671
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: Just thought it would be nice, you know, you know,

672
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: but I've also I can't judge, but I've been there,

673
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: haven't we both? And how quick do the pants come off?

674
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: I mean it's quick, isn't that? And it is it is,

675
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: you know it.

676
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 3: You know, the emotional chat firs. But for whatever reason,

677
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 3: the emotion and the tears I always have believed is

678
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 3: an aphrodisiac. Really it's just that you get swept up

679
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 3: in it, the emotion of the whole band, and it's

680
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 3: because it's passion. Then it's tears, and then it's.

681
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: But you just can't buy it, can you? You just

682
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: can't buy it. No, no, no, like I just I

683
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: don't know when people are gonna get this through their heads,

684
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,919
Speaker 1: like once it's done, because I've done it as well,

685
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: and I'm probably you know, God, hope I never have

686
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 1: to break up with anyone every again. But sure it

687
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: does happen. I know that I'll probably go through that

688
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: period where it's like, you don't listen to your friends. No,

689
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: your friends go to you, Hey, is that really a

690
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: good idea? Are you sure you want to do that?

691
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: What are you going to get out of it? No,

692
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: let's stop and think what are you going to get

693
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: out of it? And they go, ah, just be good

694
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: to see them against Sure the pants come off. It's true.

695
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 3: I think deep down you're lying to yourself. You are

696
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 3: you know, you know what's going to happen?

697
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: What are we getting out of this? I've got Kaitlyn here, Kaitlyn,

698
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: you've just gone through a breakoup and please thirty one

699
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 1: or six five if you're frustrated by this as I am.

700
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: If you've got mates who are trying to, you know,

701
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: tell you that they're just catching up for you know,

702
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: a platonic coffee to talk about the weather with their ex,

703
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: then please give us a call. Caitlyn. Have you gone

704
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: through a breakup recently?

705
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 4: Ah?

706
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have actually, Okay, sorry.

707
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 3: To hear that.

708
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: First off, Sorry Caitlyn. Have you have you tried to

709
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: pretend that you're going to catch up just to see

710
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: how each other are yet?

711
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 13: Yeah?

712
00:37:52,480 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 6: I had tried to catch up with him, Yeah.

713
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: Kaitlyn, Yeah, how to go?

714
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, it did not go well. He was very rude

715
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 9: about it and very blunt.

716
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: Also, he said no, so he said no. Now, Caitlyn,

717
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but like I'm gonna have to agree with

718
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: him a little bit here. I think it's not a

719
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 1: bad call because because he's I think the reason Caitlyn, Yeah,

720
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: thanks Caitlyn.

721
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 3: The reason he's been aggressive is he's scared of the

722
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 3: the pants off situation, which which is after because there's

723
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 3: there's feelings that are still.

724
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: There and you have zero control. You catch up with

725
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: your ex, you're both standing there.

726
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 3: I think it starts with the hug as well, where

727
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 3: you're like, there's tears, you give me to bake up, hug,

728
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 3: Come and give me a hug, like you know, like

729
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 3: obviously we can still hug.

730
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: And we're just friends. We can obviously still hug the

731
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: pants come off to ask you again, Jordan thirty one

732
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: and six five, you've gone through a breakoup recently? Yes, yes, okay,

733
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: Now have you trying to do the friendly catch up afterwards?

734
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: Let's talk about things and see how you're going thing.

735
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 7: I have, but I have not succeeded.

736
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: Oh, so you again, And and you know what, Jordan's good.

737
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: It's a it's a good thing, is he?

738
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 3: So he's saying no, Jordan, pretty much? Okay? And just

739
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 3: between us, I mean, I'm sure your ex isn't listening.

740
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 3: But was there part of you that when you were

741
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 3: organizing this catch up you thought that potentially things could

742
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 3: kick into the gear again, all things could heat up again.

743
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 3: Was that an intention?

744
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 4: Oh?

745
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 3: Not not intentionally, but if it happens, it happens.

746
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: That I'm talking about you go no, no, no, no,

747
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: but no intention But you know, if we.

748
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 3: End up there, it's just I'll just say, hats off

749
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 3: to those guys that are and I'm sorry to those

750
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 3: girls if they're If the guys are being mean, but

751
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 3: the only reason they're doing it because they know, if

752
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 3: they are in a room with you, there are still

753
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 3: feelings there and there is.

754
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: A voice, and it is a loud voice.

755
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: And it comes from down South, and he is very persuasive.

756
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: And hea ee as a potential control the situation, he does.

757
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: And can I just say and like again, I'm happy

758
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: women have significant assets within their artillery.

759
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 3: Yes they do, they do.

760
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: And some of those catch ups, I literally remember going

761
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: to some of those catch ups in the past and

762
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: just getting out of the car and going, wow, I'm cooked.

763
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 3: Do you know that earlier? Actually I went in optimistically.

764
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 3: I was like, Nope, you're not that kind of guy.

765
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 3: You're here for a chat. But you know, five minutes

766
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 3: later for you later, Yeah, it's too hard. There's no defense,

767
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 3: there's no defenses. Yes, yeah, yeah, it's hard.

768
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: So I think the lesson here is, yes, just give

769
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: it some space, because I mean, it's the samely the

770
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: North Korean South Korea think like I just just what

771
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 1: are you.

772
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 3: Telling Kim John don't catch up? He is going to

773
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 3: sleep with the president of South Korea. Great, see what

774
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 3: we've done. You were talking though before about the South

775
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 3: Korea are going to talk to North Korea about ending

776
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 3: stuff the same time, really exciting stuff. And also on

777
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 3: that line of excitement, I read an article today saying

778
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 3: that the US is actually going to be reaching out

779
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 3: and speaking to North Korea as well, and I am

780
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 3: quoting it, which again is all about you know, ending

781
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 3: this nuclear war standoff. You put your nukes down, and

782
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 3: I'll put my nukes down, et cetera. But I was

783
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 3: reading this article and I'm quoting here when I say

784
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 3: that US and North Korea are apparently holding and I

785
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 3: quote extremely high level talks, which what does that mean?

786
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 3: So I'm pretty sure what that means, Wilbur is because

787
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 3: it's so serious what they talk about. They just talk

788
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,959
Speaker 3: while sucking up and inhaling helium to add some humor

789
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 3: to the situation. That's exactly what I do with what

790
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 3: I want to do with you right now. So well,

791
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 3: then I have is extremely high level chat.

792
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: How have you secured this? You wanted to do this

793
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: for so long.

794
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 3: I've got the wiz in now. I've got a number

795
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 3: of really serious questions that I'm going to ask you

796
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 3: about this whole US North Korea debacle. But we may

797
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 3: only talk after we have inhaled helium.

798
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: You want to go to a first, do it. I

799
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 1: think it's worth while. I think it's worth while. God

800
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: was gumback because I think there's going to be a

801
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: bit of prep involved here and pilmod he can enjoy

802
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: some incredibly high level talks on Will and Woody.

803
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 3: Having some malfunction series.

804
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: He's just brought in. He had one job wing tigast

805
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: cylinder of ilium, so it'll be happening up next to Will.

806
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: Stay with us and we're talking about. The big news

807
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: is that everyone is having very serious or as you

808
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: put it, wards, extremely high level talks with.

809
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 3: This is the quote I read today in the in

810
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 3: the in the paper, it said the US and North

811
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 3: Korea holding extremely high level talks. So Will, that's about it.

812
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: That's pretty high.

813
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 3: That's very high. Let's see how high level our chat

814
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 3: can get. I've got some really serious questions for you

815
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 3: to be asked at a high level.

816
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 14: Okay, Well, is this all just an attempt by Kim

817
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 14: johng Earn it consolidating and ensuring his Ray James survival. Well,

818
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 14: I think it's ragged chests rewards. Everybody judged he's been

819
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 14: named for these sorts of visible he has, there's no

820
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 14: doubt about it.

821
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: Head who is addicted.

822
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 14: Well, well, I'm feeling a little bit. I am I'm

823
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 14: really worthy. Go on, Will please go on? Before I

824
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 14: pass out?

825
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: No, hope, I can go again as jets.

826
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 3: All right, I'll go.

827
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: Right.

828
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 14: So I speaking of Kim Jong il, when I was

829
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 14: saying before, is there a nasty bustard? And there's every

830
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 14: chats that he's probably just doing it to stitch up

831
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 14: to South Koreans. Rather good answer. Well, I'm so glad

832
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:07,720
Speaker 14: you answered that answer perfectly. Answer my second question. Surely

833
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 14: you don't believe that would actually gay nuclearize themselves, that

834
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 14: the more than twenty five years of building ab whoa,

835
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 14: they're arsenal? I well, look, twenty five years, it's a

836
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 14: very old time for anybody to build up a nuclear arsenal.

837
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 14: And I have diagezted that have thousands of thousands of

838
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 14: nuclear boyds. So he does right, Okay, M interesting, although

839
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 14: I didn't really hear that. Answers sounds past not one.

840
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 14: I'm one of my third questions now, with the reports

841
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 14: of Trump's doing US to mate with Korean leader Kim jonland,

842
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,959
Speaker 14: do you really think that NEC results can be seen

843
00:44:50,000 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 14: from such abriters and erretic laters. Oh my gosh, that's

844
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,959
Speaker 14: the question again. But the daily is words that Trump

845
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 14: is never gonna let down when he's got give juggle

846
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 14: a box like that, and he loves getting him up

847
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 14: at a corner. I mean, I'd love him and give

848
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 14: juggle in a corner line that I mean he's going

849
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 14: to be finally on the bribes. He mad as well

850
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 14: pressed and I say, press hard, my friend, press hard.

851
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 14: De nuclearized the bastards. When he's got him on the canvas,

852
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 14: he thinks, Hey, dear nuclear lives, but what if what

853
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 14: you're right about, it'll pop back on the canvas and

854
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 14: maybe build some more bombs or that my days make

855
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 14: you can always build.

856
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: That's the end?

857
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 14: Oh my god, I am well, let's make an assumptions.

858
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 14: Oh mate, let's do.

859
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: Anybody is Jesse.

860
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 3: I want to ask your opinion on something, and I'm

861
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 3: going to be asking for the opinions of everyone listening

862
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 3: as well. Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.

863
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 3: Give us a ring when you've got a thought on this.

864
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 3: Do you have to? Or are you forced? Or are

865
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: you expected? That's the best way to say, are you

866
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 3: expected to? If we sound just a little bit off,

867
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 3: we just inhaled a lot of helium and I'm gonna.

868
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: Sure I wouldn't recon.

869
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 3: I feel cooked, I'm dizzy. If there's just silence very shortly,

870
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,720
Speaker 3: it's because both of us have passed out. But quite seriously,

871
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 3: don't do that at home kids. You know, if you're

872
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 3: going to do it it once, have a little gig

873
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 3: and then stop to excessively to do it. Anyway, Sorry,

874
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 3: I'm goned to ask you a question. Is it expected

875
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 3: that you like your partner's Instagram posts? All of them?

876
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 3: Is that one hundred percent expected that every time your

877
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 3: partner posts you have to like it?

878
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: Great question?

879
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 3: Woulds thank you so much?

880
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: I think my partner is currently going on a two

881
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: week session where she's not using her phone, so I'm

882
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to refer to that anymore.

883
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: But when she was using, even then she wasn't big

884
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: on it. But I have had pre girlfriends where I

885
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: actually active least I mean obviously when you start going

886
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 1: out with someone, I mean, you like every time they sneeze,

887
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: of course, thur it's fun. But then after a while

888
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: I actually opted to not like it all because it's

889
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: just a little bit it's a bit good judous. It's like,

890
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: of course they like it, did you?

891
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, how did that cause issues issues for

892
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 3: you when you stopped liking?

893
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Absolutely because and have you actually got in trouble

894
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: for it? Though? Like, yeah, no, they haven't actually said

895
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: to you why didn't you like the photo?

896
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 6: Did they?

897
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 3: I haven't got in trouble. But let me tell you

898
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 3: a little story, will This is from the United States

899
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 3: of America. Twenty two year old woman has just been arrested.

900
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 3: She didn't sorry, her boyfriend didn't like her Instagram posts. Yeah,

901
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 3: so she stabbed him in the face.

902
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, how's this?

903
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 3: Didn't like it so much more? He didn't like her

904
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 3: post in the allotted ten minute time frame, so he's

905
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 3: he has to be on Instagram, I imagine every ten

906
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 3: minutes just in case his girlfriend's posts and if he

907
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 3: doesn't like it, well, the response is you get stabbed

908
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 3: in the face. Now, that's obviously the end of the spectrum.

909
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 3: I don't want to even with thirteen one oh six five.

910
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 3: Do you think you're expected to like all of your

911
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 3: partners Instagram?

912
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: I think it's a nice thing to do, but I

913
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: think as soon as they start saying to you, why

914
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: haven't you liked that, that's just going to make me

915
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: not like it.

916
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Don't force me exactly.

917
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 3: I will look at all of your photos subjectively, objectively dizziness.

918
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: You have to like your partner's post on the instat We're.

919
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 3: Asking if you have to like all of your partner's

920
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 3: Instagram posts. And we're talking about it because a twenty

921
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 3: two year old woman has been arrested for stabbing her

922
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 3: boyfriend in the face. Get this has the irony with

923
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 3: a selfie stick because he didn't post, he didn't he

924
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 3: didn't like her posts within the allotted ten minute time

925
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 3: frame that I'm sure she said before. Now I'm going

926
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 3: to go to call soon on the opinions.

927
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: Now, I don't mind the timeframe coming. I don't mind

928
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: the time frame.

929
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 3: What do you mean you don't mind?

930
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 6: Now?

931
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: You know? I think you know if you go back

932
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: and start liking on ten minutes obviously way too sure. Sure, sure,

933
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: but it gets a little bit creepy when you start

934
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: liking somebody's posts from Oh no, we all know that's

935
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: off a stick and one of the great hacks you

936
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: can ever do. Yes, if you get somebody's fine, go

937
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: to somebody then they don't know that well and like

938
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: a photo from hundreds of weeks ago, and that is

939
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: a great stickch as bad as it gets.

940
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 3: She's she's had it. She's said a statement now in court.

941
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 3: I'll hold off on. I'll read it at the end

942
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 3: what she's sit in court to defend herself. But we'll

943
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 3: go to Linda first. Linda, do you need to like

944
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,240
Speaker 3: your partner's posts?

945
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 6: No, not at all.

946
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 3: You are you in a relationship, Linda.

947
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,479
Speaker 6: I'm married. We've been married for three years, and even

948
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 6: in out when we were just dating, we never really

949
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 6: like to show this post on social media.

950
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: Is because you didn't like their work, or because you

951
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: were just no, it's just I.

952
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 6: Don't feel like it's necessary. We see each other every

953
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 6: single day.

954
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: Why do I why him as well? You've already bagged him,

955
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: You've locked it down. I mean, let's face it, a

956
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: lot of the time, liking somebody's posts on Instagram is

957
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: one of absolutelyies old.

958
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 3: Poke on Facebook I like to throw out.

959
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I know he's completely taken now, but the

960
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: name of our friend xaver ellis I mean, he is

961
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: just sickening his like work on Instagram if you follow him,

962
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that's gross stuff.

963
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 3: And I'm going to stand here and say that's not fair.

964
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 3: And he's got a baby on the way and it's

965
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 3: very exciting and you know, very.

966
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: Happy, Hannah.

967
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 3: Hannah, you're uses Instagram for his hobby.

968
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 15: Yes, he's a big drone photographerones with geographer and he's

969
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 15: posting almost every day.

970
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do it.

971
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 6: He gets really.

972
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 15: Upset with me if I don't like his photos. There's

973
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 15: no time limit or anything. But if we're sitting at

974
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 15: home and we're both on our phone, you'll look across them.

975
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you like happy?

976
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 15: We haven't liked it, as though it's almost expected.

977
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: But I used to get that, Hannah, and my response

978
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: would be post less. Yeah, well it's true.

979
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 2: Yea, too hard to keep up.

980
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 9: I like them all in advance.

981
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great, cool, great cool. It's like it's implied,

982
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: it's an implicit life.

983
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's an implicit life. But if it's an

984
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 3: implicit li like, just give me the stats, like, give

985
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 3: me the online traction? You know, what do you mean?

986
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 3: You're stuck on ninety nine?

987
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: This is where this is where I got wrong here.

988
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: So I thought that your girlfriend might be the one

989
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: that was asking the likes, and.

990
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 3: You've misread the situation entirely. I think, if it comes

991
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 3: down in it and I've done a picture, which you know,

992
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 3: not a bad picture, sits on ninety nine, and then

993
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 3: I find out that Courtney hasn't liked my photo, it's

994
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 3: a difference between two figs and three figures. Get out

995
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 3: of the house. Can make your own dinner tonight.

996
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: You don't know how to make.

997
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 3: It's not fair. I made a tuna in peas and

998
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 3: corn one night and it was bloody delightful. We've got

999
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 3: Bill here. Bill, you got a story about your girlfriend.

1000
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 3: She's a bit strict on this.

1001
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 13: Oh mate, is she ever? She's got two Instagram accounts,

1002
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 13: one for a personal and then one for a work

1003
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 13: Oh right, yeah, And if she'll post it and then

1004
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 13: maybe about two minutes. But I know, Joe, I'll get

1005
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 13: a text saying why and you liked my photo? Got

1006
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 13: two minutes quick to it?

1007
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: Two minutes, two minutes.

1008
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 13: The middle of the day. I'm working, I'm on the thumb,

1009
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 13: and she'll be messaged. She'll straight up message me. And

1010
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 13: if I don't reply to that because I'm working, I'll

1011
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 13: get a call.

1012
00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: Get a calm.

1013
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 3: Oh god, he's still with her.

1014
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:02,720
Speaker 1: Bill I I'm.

1015
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 13: Sorry, sorry, it's just it's interesting.

1016
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: Interesting to dodge that question then, didn't you.

1017
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 13: It's a good way to face mate a beef.

1018
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: Now that's right, Bill, Are you still with her? Oh?

1019
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely right.

1020
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a straight up sackable offense for mine. If

1021
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: the two minutes later where they're posted it.

1022
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 3: It's not as bad as this girl will get there.

1023
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 3: She's so the girl who stabbed her boyfriend in the

1024
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,359
Speaker 3: face for not liking her photo within the ten minute

1025
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 3: allotted period. This is a quote from her in the courtroom.

1026
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 3: She has said this, This is atrocious. I can't believe

1027
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 3: I am being charged for exercising what should be a

1028
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 3: constitutional right.

1029
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,919
Speaker 1: What stabbing your boyfriend in the face.

1030
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 3: No, for expecting your boyfriend to like a constitutional right.

1031
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 3: She goes on, this is twenty fifteen. Oh, this is

1032
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 3: a story from two years ago. When are the fat

1033
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 3: cats in Washington going to wake up and realize that

1034
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 3: when you are in a relationship, you must like your

1035
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 3: partner's pictures as soon as they posted. If anyone is

1036
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 3: the victim here, it's me.

1037
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy. Where are the fat cats in Washington

1038
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: gonna realize that?

1039
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 8: Mate?

1040
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 3: Mind?

1041
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 1: Have a few other things to worry about. Wow, unbelievable stuff.

1042
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,439
Speaker 1: Wow like your girlfriend. Bill, don't laugh, mate, We push

1043
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: up next on willing wood We've had fun, this show fun.

1044
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: We're giving away million bucks thanks to Chemists Warehouse. You're

1045
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: gonna get involved in that. Pons on Instagram, Will and Woody.

1046
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: Chances there. We'll begin next week Willamoody dot com dot au.

1047
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: But in the meantime we've had too much funn with

1048
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 1: push each other.

1049
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 3: Did that annoy you?

1050
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: Yes? It did?

1051
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 7: In did be playing all the.

1052
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 3: Buttons? Now I've got an one. Honestly, the first time

1053
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 3: was a mistake, okay, but so glad of annoyed yet.

1054
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 3: All right, here we go. When you're tuck into beer,

1055
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 3: it's a cold night. It's a cold night. You don't

1056
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 3: have any clothes, you're nude.

1057
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: I'm already angry about this because I'm my girlfriend hogs

1058
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: the doner and simultaneously requests that we open the window

1059
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: because she likes the feeling of being warm under the

1060
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 1: donut but cold on her face, which is fine if

1061
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: there's ample diner to go around. But I'll wake up

1062
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night freezing. I literally dreamt

1063
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: last night that I got caught in an avalanche because

1064
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh my god, I'm so cold.

1065
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 1: And I woke up and found that I was just

1066
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: just bit just nude, freezing cold nude with nothing covering me.

1067
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: And she was completely cocooned on the left sign me

1068
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: because it's cold.

1069
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 3: It's the cocuona. And they get the hangover as well,

1070
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 3: where the donner is like on the floor on their side,

1071
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 3: they've rolled, they roll, knew it into it, well, gotcha?

1072
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I just I mean that kills me. And

1073
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: the thing is, I like the window open as well.

1074
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: But I think we need to beg I don't know,

1075
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: I think I could get too. I think I think

1076
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 1: that's the way forward. I think we're gonna have to

1077
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: have separate turners.

1078
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 3: You've got to do. I'm trying to think another solution,

1079
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 3: and that honestly.

1080
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: Just caught Ny cocoon herself. She does, but but I

1081
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 1: you rip it back.

1082
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 3: Vigorously, difference like you've been in a relationship for about

1083
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 3: a year and a half. I've been there for three years,

1084
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 3: and it's every man for themselves. I will pull her

1085
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 3: off the.

1086
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: Bed an okay, all right? When two of your good

1087
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 1: friends in inverted commas take you out for what's meant

1088
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: to be a light drink on a Sunday, and you

1089
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: rock up three hours late to your girlfriend's family dinner

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Speaker 1: out cold on the concrete. Now I still don't know

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Speaker 1: how you got there.

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Speaker 3: But no one knows. No one knows. Yes, that annoyed me.

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Speaker 3: They should have been looking out.

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Speaker 1: For they should have And you never escalate things either, So.

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Speaker 3: No, I'd just like a quiet beverage on a Sunday,

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Speaker 3: one or two tops.

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for joining us today, guys, we've had

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Speaker 1: so MODI fathers always hope you guys get around the

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Speaker 1: show on the podcast we missed anything. iHeartRadio is the

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Speaker 1: place to go and get that. Not to mention, as

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Speaker 1: I said earlier, a million dollars we're giving away all

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Speaker 1: thanks to Chemist Warehouse.

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Speaker 3: We're not joking, like I know you probably think that

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Speaker 3: might be a joke, because we've gone from giving away

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Speaker 3: fifty dollars on a Friday, which.

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Speaker 1: Will still do by the way, we've managed to continue

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Speaker 1: to secure that luckily, but.

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Speaker 3: We are genuinely going to be giving away a million dollars.

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Speaker 1: I mean the boys a sponsored I mean I don't

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Speaker 1: know whose whine or husband. That's an execu here works

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Speaker 1: simultaneously at Gams Warehouse, but they've run the Boys of

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Speaker 1: Bone a million dollars. We're giving it away. It'll kick

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Speaker 1: off next week. If you want to stay tuned with

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Speaker 1: what's going on there, I suggest William woody o Instagram

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Speaker 1: is a good place to just stay tuned with the show.

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Speaker 1: Willamwoody dot Com down to you. If you want to

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Speaker 1: get your hands dirty early, we'll say tomorrow goodbye.

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Speaker 3: Get a fresh way to drives home with will and

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Speaker 3: Woody