Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Patsy Money, come on in, Jack Post.
Speaker 3: Good to see you guys now, Jack, how was your
Speaker 3: weekend hold up not leaving home until trying to potty
Speaker 3: train your two year old son Gordy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was exactly that hold up. It
Speaker 4: really felt like I haven't seen you guys in months.
Speaker 4: Good to see you again, stir crazy since I saw
Speaker 4: you on Friday. Yeah, he did really well though. So
Speaker 4: the idea is that like an intensive three days straight
Speaker 4: where we stay at home essentially hover over Gordy so
Speaker 4: that anytime he feels like he needs to go to
Speaker 4: the toilet, we can offer the potty to him. But
Speaker 4: it meant we no excursions, not even going out Saturday
Speaker 4: morning for his swimming lessons. Nothing, just no nappies.
Speaker 3: Was he going stir crazy?
Speaker 4: No, well yes he was, but.
Speaker 2: The boys just at that it's just so much feral energy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in a different way to me. I was going
Speaker 4: crazy where I wanted to sneak out a window, whereas
Speaker 4: he was going like so happy crazy that we're like
Speaker 4: we're all getting I'm naked all the time, just like
Speaker 4: in whirlwind causing destruction all over the house.
Speaker 3: So hows he where is he on his sort of
Speaker 3: then potty training? Is he doing it now?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He's doing it, So he's hey, well done, that's ship.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear some discussing part of it?
Speaker 4: I'd love to quickly.
Speaker 3: That is why I good it this morning.
Speaker 4: He did his first pooh in the backyard on Saturday,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 3: And he filmed all this yet just because that's a
Speaker 3: lamp up moment for a young man, isn't it. It's
Speaker 3: a right of passage, well out of a passage.
Speaker 4: So I ran inside. I was like, you know, if
Speaker 4: you need to keep going, I'll go in and get
Speaker 4: the potty and can bring it out. We keep going.
Speaker 4: By the time I came back, Luna had eaten the purpose.
Speaker 4: I stop it just discussing and oh my god, you're
Speaker 4: meant to not make a big deal either way about
Speaker 4: what's happening around potty training, like not be sad if
Speaker 4: he misses it, but not to be too over excited
Speaker 4: if he gets it. So I threw up a little
Speaker 4: bit in my mouth, but I didn't want to show
Speaker 4: him obviously that I and that right there is some great.
Speaker 3: Daddy to hide it just swallow that he's taking one
Speaker 3: for the dead team. That is impressive because that's dogs
Speaker 3: are a vaulting on us. They's so bad and they
Speaker 3: would later we like, we let them lick us.
Speaker 4: They were like, oh so cute. It's like, I remember
Speaker 4: what you did.
Speaker 3: You know where that snout has been? And so why
Speaker 3: today because you go back to like kinder today?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he goes today, and.
Speaker 3: Does he take the potty with him?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: He doesn't. I guess they have one there that he uses.
Speaker 4: You'd hope, so, wouldn't you.
Speaker 3: You'd hope they'd have potties available though, someone kind of
Speaker 3: toilet facilities.
Speaker 4: It will be interesting to see how he goes. Also
Speaker 4: because he spent so much of the weekend naked because
Speaker 4: he didn't like the feeling of pants on him but
Speaker 4: without the napeon, so he kept taking his pants off
Speaker 4: and he's not allowed to do that at daycare.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: It's hard, though, isn't it, because you don't want to
Speaker 3: shame there or anything. Or it's just a natural urge
Speaker 3: right now, you know? And so who was between you
Speaker 3: and Bianca? Who was there when he first? Because this
Speaker 3: is always a bony contentional team. Me and my wife
Speaker 3: and our kids are now sort of seventeen and twenty,
Speaker 3: but people, we still argue. But no, I think I
Speaker 3: was there first.
Speaker 4: This is honestly, this is cute. On the way home
Speaker 4: from the radio show on Friday, Bank called me in
Speaker 4: tears because he had already done a pee in the party.
Speaker 2: Wow, that big a deal.
Speaker 4: It is because you don't want to show them again,
Speaker 4: like you don't want to show them too much emotions.
Speaker 4: So they're like, why did our parents kiss so much
Speaker 4: about me peeing here? And give him some kind of complex.
Speaker 4: She hid around in a different room and she said,
Speaker 4: I don't want him to see me, but I'm crying because.
Speaker 3: It is beautiful that you threw up into your mouth.
Speaker 3: You know that you've got two different modes of parents
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcasts too.
Speaker 3: People that couldn't get out over the weekend. Let's check
Speaker 3: in now with Patsy and the Werribee Love God.
Speaker 2: Find out how we go into.
Speaker 3: Week three as Chris, Pats's husband recovers from his knee operation.
Speaker 2: Against them and every.
Speaker 1: Other day he gets a spongebar.
Speaker 7: Maybe I'll just wheel him out the back. I had
Speaker 7: to put a drink of water there.
Speaker 3: You get hits from Prenupstill weekend, Patsy, how was it
Speaker 3: for you both?
Speaker 8: You say week three?
Speaker 7: It feels like week thirty three. Look, I have to
Speaker 7: say each day, like with Gordy and the potty training,
Speaker 7: there's progress and naked there is progress the engine every day.
Speaker 7: And we did get him out on Saturday, like I
Speaker 7: said we would. We went out for brunch. But honestly
Speaker 7: it was like, you m actually.
Speaker 3: Get him out for brunch? How did you do that?
Speaker 3: And then because his knee has to be extended.
Speaker 7: Yes, with a great deal of hassles. So backed the
Speaker 7: car up the driveway with the passenger side closest to
Speaker 7: the front door, just to make his passage into the
Speaker 7: car as simple and quick and easy as possible. But honestly,
Speaker 7: it was like leaving the house when you've got a
Speaker 7: newborn baby.
Speaker 8: It took us forever.
Speaker 3: Actually, because yeah, you're worried about injuring him.
Speaker 8: I reckon.
Speaker 7: It took about half an hour just to get me
Speaker 7: in the car. So he's on the crutches now, which
Speaker 7: is good. So he's sacked this zimmer frame and he's
Speaker 7: on the crutches. But because it's now which leg is it?
Speaker 7: Hang on, I've got to get it right because it's
Speaker 7: his right leg. So as he's getting into the passenger side,
Speaker 7: is sort of balancing on the left leg, so he's
Speaker 7: kind of like crouched down, kind of with his legs
Speaker 7: straight out the front, trying to if you can imagine,
Speaker 7: hop into the.
Speaker 3: Car butt what a carry on? Just get him in
Speaker 3: the car. At some point in us thought we'd just
Speaker 3: get the breach.
Speaker 7: Well, he almost gave up at one point he said,
Speaker 7: you know, and I said, no, we are going out today.
Speaker 8: Today is the day.
Speaker 7: So anyway, it took us a while, but he got
Speaker 7: in the front seat. So that's another milestone that he
Speaker 7: couldn't do last week.
Speaker 3: Put the front seats all the way back bat to
Speaker 3: the front seat.
Speaker 7: He's moving up in the world. Anyway, we went out
Speaker 7: to where it be souths.
Speaker 3: Have been quite emotional to leave that culder sack because
Speaker 3: he's not He's not left the coulder sack in a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks.
Speaker 7: He was like a dog in the back seat on
Speaker 7: a Saturday, window win.
Speaker 8: Through his hair.
Speaker 7: Anyway, we got out there, but getting it out of
Speaker 7: the car was harder than getting in. So I pulled
Speaker 7: right up to the front door of the car, Fae
Speaker 7: almost up on the on the sidewalk almost, But as
Speaker 7: he was getting out, he kind of slipped and grabbed
Speaker 7: the outside rim of sort of the roof of the car.
Speaker 8: You know where that rubber bit is, Yes, the seal.
Speaker 7: Yeah, grabbed onto the seal unfortunately, and kind of like
Speaker 7: coat hang it off that for a few seconds.
Speaker 3: That people just having just gone off for a nice
Speaker 3: walk the newman's ahare torn the seal.
Speaker 2: Off the car.
Speaker 8: It's like that game of monkey, you know, the monkeys shit.
Speaker 3: Poor Chris. It's just humiliating, isn't it? For him? Oh?
Speaker 8: He just he is so fed up with it all.
Speaker 7: But you know what, he's going back to work today,
Speaker 7: just working from home. But I think that'll be really
Speaker 7: good because all his colleagues will rally around him, and
Speaker 7: they've missed him lots, of course, so I think that
Speaker 7: will lift his spirits a bit today.
Speaker 3: I so is it his choice or your choices that
Speaker 3: I think get the feeling that he's so bored. He's
Speaker 3: gone back to work office work pretty much, but he
Speaker 3: can hardly move.
Speaker 8: No, But that's all right.
Speaker 7: So we've had to whenever we leave him for the day,
Speaker 7: we have to set up everything sort of within arms reach.
Speaker 7: So Audrey gets his lunch box and packed his lunch today,
Speaker 7: and he's got his computer and his little laptop table
Speaker 7: and every possible thing he needs, his phone charger, all
Speaker 7: within reaching sort of distance.
Speaker 3: Persy.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I know you were indoors all weekend, but let me
Speaker 3: tell in our jack it was wild over the weekend
Speaker 3: because a lot of mums and kids panic buying for
Speaker 3: Father's Day. This coming Sunday. This coming Sunday is Father's Day.
Speaker 3: It should probably be news for ninety nine point nine
Speaker 3: percent of people listening in a word, Father's Day underwhelming.
Speaker 2: Underwhelming.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I wanted into JB Sports and I saw that
Speaker 3: they had a very small section. It must have been
Speaker 3: like that allocated two percent of all the stock that
Speaker 3: they had in JB Sports, And it was made for Dad.
Speaker 3: And it was just a rack of Traxit pants. That's
Speaker 3: just the stuff you sell everyone's wanted. This has not
Speaker 3: changed since last weekend or before the countdown to Father's Day.
Speaker 3: And I was shopping in Myers and the lady goes, oh,
Speaker 3: because it's some weekend before Father's Day, you qualified for
Speaker 3: a compliment your Father's Day gift. And she goes, are
Speaker 3: you a father? And yes, he goes even better for you,
Speaker 3: and then she and then she added it up and
Speaker 3: I realized I went, hang on out, I think you've
Speaker 3: charged me for this. She went, oh, yeah, sorry, I
Speaker 3: just need to go and get a supervisor because I
Speaker 3: don't know the code. The code for the complimentary Father's
Speaker 3: Day gift zero. That's all we were. We're a code zero.
Speaker 3: And that sums up everyone's attitude to Father's Day. In supermarket,
Speaker 3: my local supermarket, there's a wall was and by the trolleys.
Speaker 2: I'm going to post this on social media.
Speaker 3: It's a very slim stack of shoddy, barely thought out
Speaker 3: lacklust your Father's Day cards of antique sporting equipment.
Speaker 2: One of them just says top bloke.
Speaker 4: Yep, it's like you wouldn't get one.
Speaker 2: From mom, like top girl, top bird.
Speaker 3: This almost impersonal, Actually, Fathers Day, it's almost impersonal.
Speaker 4: The guy who lives in our house pretty much, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Good on, you enjoy your hour.
Speaker 3: And then my daughter has a weekend job at Southron right,
Speaker 3: and so I dropped her off then and went to
Speaker 3: go and pick her up, and as a picture, Ich went, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat half an hour or so, I need
Speaker 3: to get some things. I went Father's Day. I said, okay,
Speaker 3: well i'll go and I'll just go. Wait. So I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll go in this a podcast because she said half
Speaker 3: an hour. Eight minutes later she called me, going, I'm
Speaker 3: done eight minutes. You manage to find something cue because
Speaker 3: it's busy, and pay for it in eight minutes. For me,
Speaker 3: what have I got to look forward to? I bet
Speaker 3: you I'm getting that compass.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: You know, noticing Jack and I are more chilledren normal.
Speaker 3: It's because neither of our teams are in the finals.
Speaker 4: We can relax.
Speaker 2: Just all joy, just all joy, just enjoy the right.
Speaker 3: Even going to watch the d take on the Pies
Speaker 3: Friday night, I had no I had nothing invested in
Speaker 3: the game. There's no way the D's are going to win.
Speaker 3: The years over did it ever really begin? It was
Speaker 3: just a joy. Skipping up to the g Friday night,
Speaker 3: I entered not stressed in any way. I am free
Speaker 3: of expectation and burden. It's the hope and sport that
Speaker 3: always kills you. All right, let's get into the Golden Year,
Speaker 3: and this week the Golden Year, we go back to
Speaker 3: two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: Patsy, what were you? What was going on for you
Speaker 2: in two thousand and six?
Speaker 7: Two thousand and six, so I was still at Nova.
Speaker 7: I think that's our year of first year. We went
Speaker 7: to America, I think on holiday two thousand and six,
Speaker 7: which was fantastic.
Speaker 4: What do you ever remember of it?
Speaker 9: What do I.
Speaker 7: Remember going to New York like that was the first
Speaker 7: time we'd ever been to New York, which was amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I remember when we first time, Sarah I
Speaker 3: before our kids went to New York and never been
Speaker 3: there before, and it was just so wildly exotic and exciting, noisy, busy,
Speaker 3: and you felt like you were walking onto a movie set.
Speaker 3: It was like you might see someone very famous at
Speaker 3: a moment.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You know who we did see in the Basement of
Speaker 7: Sex the department store was Melissa George went all the
Speaker 7: way to America to see in Australia.
Speaker 3: It's the name.
Speaker 7: She was off timing away.
Speaker 3: I said, you're about I actually said, you could see
Speaker 3: anyone very famous then or not someone from Ellwood.
Speaker 7: How funny is and we went down to Memphis to Christland.
Speaker 3: Oh so yeah, so on my back at this to
Speaker 3: do and next is two thousand and six for me
Speaker 3: is shot through one amazing thing. I became a dad
Speaker 3: for the second time, a second daughter, come to a
Speaker 3: life Lois and it was a very unique berth and
Speaker 3: that this was a home birth. And it's a wildly
Speaker 3: exciting ride when you're there and it's all happening in
Speaker 3: your house. It was an incredible experience. Yeah, it was amazing,
Speaker 3: all right. Two thousand and six Twitter was last Pluto
Speaker 3: the planet was downgraded to a dwarf planet. We all
Speaker 3: remember where we were when we heard that news. Couldo
Speaker 3: to dig that one out again? Heaven forbid? I just
Speaker 3: moved on.
Speaker 4: Has been reinstated.
Speaker 2: I thought it got it.
Speaker 3: I thought he's got its rights back. Didn't it come
Speaker 3: off the I think it's back being a planet now?
Speaker 4: Furiousay, No, it's still.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, poor old shout out to Pluto. Brittany and
Speaker 3: kay fed Oh my god, remember all that when that
Speaker 3: was huge? That news story got divorced. People magazine named
Speaker 3: Brad Pittnander Jolie number one baby of the year. George
Speaker 3: Clooney was the sexiest man alive. US Vice President Dick
Speaker 3: Cheney accidentally shot one of his friends.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 3: This was in the before Trump. We thought it was
Speaker 3: pretty wild. Bush Junior. They were quail hunt shot him
Speaker 3: in the ass. This guy is the VP shot Fred
Speaker 3: in the backside.
Speaker 2: Quail hunting.
Speaker 3: In TV and movies that seventies show Malcolm Middle and
Speaker 3: Arrested Development all the final episode, Such a love man
Speaker 3: him in the middle the biggest movie of the.
Speaker 2: Year, borat Wow.
Speaker 10: Nice.
Speaker 2: The other huge global.
Speaker 3: News story but must have been massive news here was
Speaker 3: the parson of Steve Erwin.
Speaker 11: Australian crocodile hunter.
Speaker 3: Steve Irwin has died during a diving expedition near Port
Speaker 3: Douglass in Australia. Well, it's reported the environmentalist was killed
Speaker 3: after being stabbed by a stingray barb in the chest
Speaker 3: while filming an underwater documentary on the Great Barrier Reef.
Speaker 3: So this must have been a huge story to her
Speaker 3: to talk about for everybody.
Speaker 12: Huge.
Speaker 7: I couldn't believe when it happened. Everyone was in so
Speaker 7: much shock. And then Terrier when I think her and
Speaker 7: Bindy and Robert were down in Tazzy so they weren't
Speaker 7: with him, and how she found out about it, you know,
Speaker 7: they're away from phone reception for so long. And then
Speaker 7: she was telling Ray Martin in a documentary how Bindy
Speaker 7: was out the front skipping rope at this cafe where
Speaker 7: she'd finally got phone. You know, she had this message,
Speaker 7: you've got a call.
Speaker 8: You've got to call.
Speaker 7: Something's happened. And she found out and she said, you know,
Speaker 7: I still remember her saying she looked out the window
Speaker 7: and saw Binley skipping and thinking, oh god, I've got
Speaker 7: to go and tell her that, you know, her dad's
Speaker 7: been in this terrible accident and then he's died. So yeah,
Speaker 7: but Australia Zoo is such a beautiful legacy to him.
Speaker 7: Friends of ours actually just went last week and said
Speaker 7: it was absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 3: Did so much and you know what, just like Sir
Speaker 3: David Attenborough, Steve I went showed the natural World to
Speaker 3: so many kids and families all over the world. I
Speaker 3: mean it was massive in the UK, huge in America.
Speaker 3: His show on the Discovery Channel was the number one
Speaker 3: show for about eleven years. It's an incredible legacy. The
Speaker 3: Owen family are still like the Kardashians, but they're actually
Speaker 3: known for doing something good rather than it's a terrible
Speaker 3: example actually compounded Nature's Kadesha, actually known for something good
Speaker 3: in the world. But yeah, I must have been a
Speaker 3: real moment for the remember what was right, especially because
Speaker 3: of the of how he passed away as well in
Speaker 3: other innother not quite so big news, but it was
Speaker 3: still big. Two thousand and six fee Foot Wild Cup
Speaker 3: in Germany and Australia. I remember there's been the news.
Speaker 3: It was the first time he've been it since nineteen
Speaker 3: seventy four and he managed to somehow qualify Havenr never
Speaker 3: scored a goal.
Speaker 5: He's Alouisi for a place in the world for us.
Speaker 4: Gods, what amy?
Speaker 2: That must have been awesome? Sob is that true?
Speaker 3: We didn't score goals, but in the qualifiers and justin
Speaker 3: the penalty.
Speaker 9: Shootout we went We went to the World Cup in
Speaker 9: nineteen seventy four and we didn't score a single goal.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, And then there was this incredible get
Speaker 3: The game against Japan was amazing or thanks to the
Speaker 3: amazing player Tim Cahill, Jay Hill.
Speaker 1: Jay Hell help ja Jay John had a jam.
Speaker 9: What a goal by, said Chay.
Speaker 12: Hell to u.
Speaker 3: It's a wonderful Now. When the two thousand six World Cup,
Speaker 3: Australia actually made it past the group stage and then
Speaker 3: sadly there was a very dodgy Italian penalty.
Speaker 1: No it's gonna be a penalty Kickalent.
Speaker 3: Lucasville cannot believe it.
Speaker 2: It looks a shocker of a decision to me.
Speaker 3: It should not have been a penalty.
Speaker 4: I still remember the newspaper the next day. The headline
Speaker 4: was nine out of ten experts say no penalty.
Speaker 3: Wow, wow, I hate that Italy all right? Coming up
Speaker 3: next week, get into the big Hits of two thousand
Speaker 3: and six.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're doing the Golden Year on a Monday.
Speaker 3: We go back to a year, we play the one
Speaker 3: second winner, we look at the big hits of that year.
Speaker 3: This week is two thousand and six. Jack and Pat's
Speaker 3: taking each other on with the big hits to two
Speaker 3: thousand and six. Jack, what were you up to in
Speaker 3: two thousand and six?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: His first year at a high school, studying film and
Speaker 4: television at Tafe.
Speaker 3: When I sometimes when we do the Golden year. I
Speaker 3: just plot how much younger you are than me? And
Speaker 3: pats as me becoming a dad for the second time,
Speaker 3: broadcasting in London on the radio the two thousand it's
Speaker 3: Jack's just out of high school? Good lord? All right,
Speaker 3: okay one second winner Hits of two thousand and six. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's go favorite in this round. I think you're going
Speaker 3: to be hot on this for two thousand and six.
Speaker 4: This is your time, that's your genre, Jack, Yeah, two
Speaker 4: thousand and six was my first big breakup with a girlfriend,
Speaker 4: so I was listening to a lot of sad music.
Speaker 4: If you can do sad ones.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. One about the
Speaker 3: flowers in the hair is a little bit sad, all right?
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six.
Speaker 7: Oh that's Shakira. Yes, these hips don't link, they don't.
Speaker 3: Starts early, strong, start from Patsy two thousand and six.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is the Sisters. Don't feel like dancing? Wow,
Speaker 3: come back? They were massive in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: All right, who's this?
Speaker 4: That's the Killers?
Speaker 3: Once more?
Speaker 11: Savage?
Speaker 7: Is that the theme isn't the name?
Speaker 3: What's que what's the theme? It's just that guess the
Speaker 3: person round? When you were young mother killers start.
Speaker 12: You get no quotes for that.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if either of you tell.
Speaker 3: This is a wow. She was her one hit. Wonder
Speaker 3: I think I do when she came into my old
Speaker 3: show and did this life never to be seen over again?
Speaker 3: Not a lot of the guests we used to have
Speaker 3: actually sixty nine.
Speaker 4: Oh, I would have no idea what her name is,
Speaker 4: But is it this song? Like I'm a punk rocker
Speaker 4: with flowers in my head.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you all the points I wish
Speaker 3: I was a punk rockert. She does go on to say,
Speaker 3: with flowers in my hair, Sandy Tom.
Speaker 9: A punk rocker seventy seven and sixty and nine.
Speaker 3: Remember chosen there?
Speaker 2: Who's this?
Speaker 4: That is the red Hot Chili Peppers, Danny California.
Speaker 3: Weld all right to mon Ago two thousand and six.
Speaker 3: Big hits from justin Timberlane, milkshakes, not my friend, You've
Speaker 3: got it, Patsy ding Ding, she knows the sexy back.
Speaker 2: When Chris blasts this on the sodas it's time for Garrida.
Speaker 3: Silver back here.
Speaker 2: In case it shout a lot of the hits of
Speaker 2: two thousand and six. Key you in the lambs in
Speaker 2: the club, all.
Speaker 3: Right, this was a great song. Oh yeah, who sung
Speaker 3: it crazily? It's so crazy.
Speaker 11: Elsewhere?
Speaker 4: What I already got it?
Speaker 3: The album was called that way all over the place
Speaker 3: to day Patsy, aren't we huh.
Speaker 2: No, it's Barkley crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't know who want that?
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 3: Which one of these? Yeah, let's go late to the news.
Speaker 2: Which one of these do you want to hear?
Speaker 3: Next?
Speaker 2: Rio Team get Ready primed?
Speaker 4: Okay? Do you want to hit Tom? Not say any Tom?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 9: No no no?
Speaker 12: Or yes?
Speaker 3: Or hang on another qualify?
Speaker 2: Just come through?
Speaker 3: Sorry? What's going on over therese O fireworks display red
Speaker 3: hot chili peppers for me?
Speaker 2: Patty?
Speaker 7: Well, I've wanted sixy back, but no one else wants
Speaker 7: sixty back.
Speaker 3: Well, we're at a stand up here.
Speaker 2: Surprises, all right, so let me get again. So it's either.
Speaker 7: Or pats second one for mine doesn't even know what
Speaker 7: is how bout the whatever it is.
Speaker 3: She just doesn't want me to get my way.
Speaker 2: This is the killers and this is the chili Peppers.
Speaker 2: Which one do you want?
Speaker 3: Killers? Killers for me on a Monday, Killers for me
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 2: Killers coming back? That's easy.
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Speaker 3: Cash man, how are you? How was your weekend?
Speaker 12: I had a lovely, lovely spend free weekends.
Speaker 3: And how did you celebrate your foot EA team the
Speaker 3: Swan's making finals.
Speaker 9: Oh? I simply had a lovely free cup of water
Speaker 9: and went to bed early.
Speaker 12: He was met all like a moun.
Speaker 3: Now, petty cash man, how much money have you got
Speaker 3: left over to give away to our lucky listeners?
Speaker 12: Well, on Friday I.
Speaker 6: Was almost broke, but I still have fifteen dollars and
Speaker 6: ten cents to my name.
Speaker 3: Fifteen dollars and ten cents we're giving away, all right,
Speaker 3: So corner now if you want a share, shehd don't
Speaker 3: go for a month?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 3: Cost of a.
Speaker 2: Coffee six bucks?
Speaker 3: Seven bucks?
Speaker 4: Probably get three in.
Speaker 2: Three maybe coffee?
Speaker 3: All right? One coffee and three straws. Making budgets work.
Speaker 3: That's what we love on this show. Oh right, give
Speaker 3: us cool nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 3: What would you like some of the fifteen dollars and
Speaker 3: ten cents? The phone number again for them to call you,
Speaker 3: petty cash.
Speaker 12: Man nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 3: There we go a little bit confused. There wasn't He's
Speaker 3: written down a big piece of paper for me as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast to.
Speaker 3: One or two railing Christian, thank you for playing the Killers.
Speaker 3: And on my way to the airport to go and
Speaker 3: see the Killers live in Vegas's one of the odds.
Speaker 2: What are the odds?
Speaker 3: Great place to see them as well, Vegas, perfect wind
Speaker 3: up for my trip, blasting it in the car. All right,
Speaker 3: petty cash Man is here. You found the Killers. I
Speaker 3: really tell you one thing. I've not a petty cash
Speaker 3: man good with the old appety like, un plumped in questions.
Speaker 2: Does what's happened to real?
Speaker 3: You know normally he's gonna answer you give them that
Speaker 3: big ass microphone. Absolutely glad.
Speaker 12: I was reaching and I didn't fully hear the question.
Speaker 3: Next to me, we're three feet apart.
Speaker 2: Petty cash Man, get with the living.
Speaker 6: If you're tipped for the bell hops, a little latt
Speaker 6: luster poor, you're all out of coins for the juggling busker.
Speaker 6: He's great here with the squirpt There's only one name
Speaker 6: that you need to utter. It's Patsy cash Man.
Speaker 3: Terrify Rea right now, ask him a question that cash
Speaker 3: Man has to answer. Cash Man, what was your favorite
Speaker 3: subject in school?
Speaker 13: Jack?
Speaker 2: Coming back he's coming back. All right, how much money
Speaker 2: do we have to give away, petty cash Man?
Speaker 12: I have fifteen dollars and ten cents in my little tin.
Speaker 2: Oh lovely, all right, it's going to Meg here. Morning Meg,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm great? You're live with petty cash Man.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is exciting in real life celebrity
Speaker 3: ditty Cashman.
Speaker 4: Monday may look at the cadistry between these incredible and
Speaker 4: real natural On the way to.
Speaker 3: Work, I need a coffee.
Speaker 2: Please please give me five dollars for a coffee now.
Speaker 12: I only have fifteen dollars and ten cents Meg, to
Speaker 12: work while investment, I think.
Speaker 6: Let me, yes, Meg, I can grant you one coffee,
Speaker 6: but one only and no special milks.
Speaker 3: Petty Cashman, another happy customer there, enjoy Meg. Austerity milk
Speaker 3: is cow? I don't know any cow milk in that piece.
Speaker 3: Oh my as coach wants to play for oat milk. Then, Lindsay,
Speaker 3: good morning, Lindsay, good morning.
Speaker 5: Christian mate. I would like to ask mister petty cash
Speaker 5: Man for six dollars ninety five because I've got a
Speaker 5: real miserable daughter and I'd love to give her a
Speaker 5: happy meal.
Speaker 3: Oh my word, this is the spirit of Father's down
Speaker 3: the station right?
Speaker 12: Is this for after school, Lindsay? Or as a before
Speaker 12: school treat on breakfast?
Speaker 3: You are?
Speaker 2: It would set you right for a school day?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 1: Hitting those books my problem, teacher's problem.
Speaker 12: True, not exactly. A heart foundation.
Speaker 3: Happy meal for break Dad of the year on the line. Here,
Speaker 3: Far be it from me to deny it. Have we
Speaker 3: got we got?
Speaker 2: Have we got enough for two happy meals? Give our
Speaker 2: grumpy dad one as well?
Speaker 4: We actually we actually don't.
Speaker 3: We don't do it. Just share it. You have to
Speaker 3: share it. You will have to.
Speaker 12: Share the happy meal, Lindsay.
Speaker 6: But I'm happy to put a smile on your dial
Speaker 6: and grant you the six dollars ninety five.
Speaker 5: Thank you, mister petty cash man.
Speaker 3: Thank you there, Lindsey, so cash Man, We'll see you again.
Speaker 3: Friday watched this How much money will you have? Friday?
Speaker 1: No Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: If you've ever tried to organize a surprise, you're constantly worried.
Speaker 3: At any moment, all the effort is going to come
Speaker 3: tumbling around your eyes and ears. And you've worked so
Speaker 3: hard to do it, very hard. In the put off
Speaker 3: producer Kaitlin has managed to put off an amazing reveal
Speaker 3: over the weekend. Kayden, So tell everyone, first of all,
Speaker 3: what you'd ordered, right? Not a small thing to hide
Speaker 3: around the house for your partner head of her birthday.
Speaker 11: I bought my partner a sauna.
Speaker 3: This is amazing. Yeah. So it's an infrared sauna.
Speaker 13: Infrared sauna. It's a two person so it's quite large, yes, yep.
Speaker 3: And so it arrives and then who's putting it together?
Speaker 13: So it took I bought it last Saturday, and I
Speaker 13: was assured that it would be here by Friday Friday
Speaker 13: at two o'clock. My partner normally finishes around that time,
Speaker 13: so I was freaking out. But me and her brother
Speaker 13: put it together on Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3: This is incredible. And how long does it take? Because
Speaker 3: it's like the day is for me, it's just a
Speaker 3: bedside table or anything. A deaths from my care.
Speaker 11: So it was eight pieces. It was actually really easy
Speaker 11: to piece together, but it was very heavy. It took
Speaker 11: us two hours.
Speaker 4: So quick.
Speaker 3: And so how do you power it? Because they use
Speaker 3: up a lot of juice.
Speaker 11: Actually they're not that bad. I can just use like
Speaker 11: a ten vault normal house power in little I.
Speaker 3: Can see this within the next two weeks. We're here
Speaker 3: about you shutting down the Wearabee was a short so
Speaker 3: that something you bought off tu.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we actually did have a power outage in our
Speaker 13: stream on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Red sauna.
Speaker 11: We I hadn't use it yet. No, these saunas are great,
Speaker 11: Like they're really easy to pay.
Speaker 3: They're so good for you.
Speaker 11: They only cost forty seven cents for an hour.
Speaker 3: Oh they really sold it into you good, didn't they. Now,
Speaker 3: so you put it together, this is amazing. And then
Speaker 3: where is it going to live?
Speaker 13: So it lives in our garage because it's quite huge
Speaker 13: and our home is about one hundred years old, so
Speaker 13: as you can imagine, it's quite a small house because
Speaker 13: back then homes weren't built to be large.
Speaker 11: So we popped it in our garage.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that angle on it before. I'll go
Speaker 3: with it. Just moved it from the UK when people
Speaker 3: dwarf for some stuff like that Middle earthers. But anyway,
Speaker 3: we'll go along with it. Why not? And Okay, So
Speaker 3: there's a tiny tiny hole you're in like fraggle Rock.
Speaker 3: You're living in this, you're living in somebody else's skirting border.
Speaker 4: One hundred years ago. They didn't plan ahead for the
Speaker 4: sauna room, so there's nothing in.
Speaker 3: Bad There were such flat earthers, weren't they one hundred
Speaker 3: years ago? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Where were we?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 11: Yes that I put it out in the garage, which
Speaker 11: is quite large.
Speaker 2: Within a week or two you're using that to store
Speaker 2: stuff there.
Speaker 3: The other stuff you.
Speaker 2: Will open up that inf red door and screwdrivers. I
Speaker 2: can't bother to put it away.
Speaker 3: We used the bicycle pumper go in there, and old
Speaker 3: mountain bikes and roller boots that all get shoved in there.
Speaker 3: It would come and upright storage facilities slash in for
Speaker 3: red sauna.
Speaker 13: No, we have quite a big backyard because the house
Speaker 13: is so small, so the garage is quite last.
Speaker 2: It's real disportionate house, isn't What are they thinking of?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: All the space world outside?
Speaker 1: We really do.
Speaker 11: We have a huge boatyard.
Speaker 13: And so essentially we had built this sauna and then
Speaker 13: zem my partner, was coming home on the train and
Speaker 13: me and her brother were trying to hide not only
Speaker 13: the sauna but the box that it came in, because
Speaker 13: the box was literally the sause.
Speaker 2: It's like a double person coffin.
Speaker 3: It came in. It's not paper, it's wooden.
Speaker 2: How do you get rid of it?
Speaker 13: So we had to hide it in the garage too
Speaker 13: and shut the garage. But the worst thing is my
Speaker 13: partner's mold tease. So she like like brushes the concrete.
Speaker 3: So you should have said they loved the brush concrete.
Speaker 3: That guy loves to brush that concrete.
Speaker 11: They brew like seriously clean concrete constantly.
Speaker 3: So they don't know. They're barely sleep out there.
Speaker 11: I was so lucky that she when she got home.
Speaker 2: It was predjusted the concrete just to delay her, actually did.
Speaker 13: I had to hire add all the evidence I could,
Speaker 13: and it was pouring at the time, so at no
Speaker 13: point did she go out and do her normal routine
Speaker 13: where she would go.
Speaker 11: Isn't it anyway?
Speaker 13: So I hid this huge two person sauna for a
Speaker 13: whole night and day, and then I revealed.
Speaker 11: It to her.
Speaker 2: It was fully installed bill plugged in in for red sauna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't amazing.
Speaker 11: You didn't even notice it.
Speaker 13: And even when we were walking out the next morning
Speaker 13: to the garage, she was like, what's going on?
Speaker 11: And I'm like, what else would be out here other
Speaker 11: than a sauna.
Speaker 3: Well, and you didn't say anything. There was an energy
Speaker 3: about you because you're a very sort of enthusiastic person.
Speaker 3: You didn't give anything away. It's incredible.
Speaker 11: No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 11: I actually thought she was going to know that it
Speaker 11: was a sauna.
Speaker 3: So when did you? How do you do the reveal?
Speaker 11: So I got a.
Speaker 13: Backrest with it, and so I gave her that rat.
Speaker 13: But when she opened that, she thought it was something
Speaker 13: for your feet.
Speaker 3: So she stood on it and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: we've got to go get on that concrete. While she's
Speaker 3: dust in that concrete. Oh it's a Maltese kneeling pad.
Speaker 12: Son.
Speaker 4: You really get scrub by her concrete.
Speaker 3: Love. So what was her reaction?
Speaker 8: She was over the moon.
Speaker 11: She had no idea and it was like a kid
Speaker 11: at Christmas, Like she ran up to it.
Speaker 3: She's like, we've got a sona that actually jealous. It's
Speaker 3: such a great story.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast, the.
Speaker 3: Last couple of weeks swimming giving away our middle aged showbacks.
Speaker 3: Now with this weekend Father's Day, what about if you're
Speaker 3: going to make a Father's Day showback, what would absolutely
Speaker 3: have to go in But because if you've been out
Speaker 3: of the shop so last week or so, you'll see
Speaker 3: there's some pretty strange things that are being marketed as
Speaker 3: for dads. Like I said, last week, I was in
Speaker 3: a card shop and I saw there was the ideal
Speaker 3: gift for dads and it was crap like a And
Speaker 3: first of all, there was the antique shaving set, which no,
Speaker 3: dad say we're going to use, you know, like the bristles,
Speaker 3: the little mirror, dead wood, I'm in the wild West
Speaker 3: or something man handling.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: It was in a beautiful case, but it was like
Speaker 3: ninety five bucks. Just get me, did you let five
Speaker 3: those blakes? They're a little bit under ninety five, only
Speaker 3: just And then there was the just this brass, fake
Speaker 3: faux antique compass, And I'm thinking, what poor sapaha dad
Speaker 3: is opened up and has to put on a fake smile,
Speaker 3: like why would you want this's got unless he's an
Speaker 3: ancient mariner or something, but why would he want a
Speaker 3: sexton with.
Speaker 4: That ancient shaving kit and the compass. It's really like
Speaker 4: they think at some stage you're going to be lost
Speaker 4: in the wilderness.
Speaker 2: Oh this is how old he is.
Speaker 3: This is what he would have used as a young man,
Speaker 3: so let's get some age appropriate artifacts from his much
Speaker 3: storied past. So this is why we need to come
Speaker 3: to the aid here of what actual items would a
Speaker 3: dad really want in a Father's Day showbag. Yesterday I
Speaker 3: was out and about. I saw one place to get
Speaker 3: it right, which is bonds, And they had in the
Speaker 3: window as worn by dad's and I actually made a
Speaker 3: note of what they wrote down underneath it. They were
Speaker 3: like Father's Day, celebrating Father's Day the comfy way. This
Speaker 3: appealed to me. Right there were dads and just in
Speaker 3: their jocks and socks, and I went, that's that's comfortable.
Speaker 3: Trade on the comfort for me. So in terms of
Speaker 3: what I would actually genuinely love, this is gonna sound
Speaker 3: a bot. I actually would love some nice new socks.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. It's like, it's such a stereotype like, oh,
Speaker 4: you just got your dad jocks and socks. But now
Speaker 4: as a dad, I actually like that.
Speaker 3: My socks kept being stolen of mother, kids and my
Speaker 3: wife some some nice I also I like socks that
Speaker 3: have a decent elasticity around the top. I don't like
Speaker 3: a baggy sock, yes, but it can be too tight.
Speaker 4: Change Yes, yes, leave the mark.
Speaker 3: Around the ankle. So I don't know what the balances
Speaker 3: you should be something we can adjust it yourself. You
Speaker 3: could put it tight or ease it off like a
Speaker 3: drawbrag set belts. Yeah, yeah, you know like you did
Speaker 3: for the bin bad the ones who've got the drawstrings,
Speaker 3: you can adjust it accordingly. I would like socks in
Speaker 3: there also. The amount of times I'm giving some something
Speaker 3: and I'm just told to Could you just open the
Speaker 3: back off and put some new batteries in this? There's
Speaker 3: those micro micro screwdrivers. So I've got normal screwdrivers, but
Speaker 3: they're too big and they break the thread. There's a
Speaker 3: tiny tiny we have.
Speaker 4: A micro screwdriver, see, and he's exactly that.
Speaker 2: He's probably got some of that micro house she lives in.
Speaker 4: You do you just use your fingers to unscrew.
Speaker 3: Yes, micro adjustable screwdrivers I'd like in there as well.
Speaker 2: What would you like? What would it be essential Father's
Speaker 2: Day items for you?
Speaker 4: Something I was shocked to find out that most of
Speaker 4: the team doesn't use, but I still use every time
Speaker 4: I cook the meat. The momonter. Yes, if your dad
Speaker 4: doesn't have a meet the moment, that's a great present
Speaker 4: got to be in.
Speaker 3: This in the showbag. He's this barbecue game this summer.
Speaker 4: The other one is a tape measure. And even if
Speaker 4: your dad has.
Speaker 3: No measure, twice cut once. No, if you old man's
Speaker 3: a trading I've got no business having a tape measure
Speaker 3: because I would lower the value of the house measuring.
Speaker 3: Why would I be measuring up? Get someone else in
Speaker 3: who can do that. We've got three around the house
Speaker 3: tape measures there.
Speaker 2: What those proper trading wants?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 3: I find them all to quite intimidate when you press
Speaker 3: that little return bone, because you can they can chafe
Speaker 3: your hands, all right? So what essential items should go
Speaker 3: in the Father's Day showbag?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: About half an hour ago we were chatting to the
Speaker 3: fizzing human firework that is producing gaitling and we're supposed
Speaker 3: to be getting a story about him fred sauna being installed.
Speaker 3: We got so much more actually about tiny houses and
Speaker 3: mare Tese people loving to water down and brush their concrete.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. Multa really small country.
Speaker 3: You don't really spend a lot of time thinking about
Speaker 3: what some other sort of things traits, national traits were
Speaker 3: Maltese people anyway, We stand corrected, Christian. This come from
Speaker 3: Jason Bezina, My eighty year old Maltese mother stool waters
Speaker 3: down her concrete driveway every Saturday morning. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much to Maltese Falcan. Thank you, Jason. All Right, so
Speaker 3: we're putting together a Father's Day showbag? What needs to
Speaker 3: go in? What are the things? You know? We moaned
Speaker 3: about the terrible ideas that are palmed off as ideal
Speaker 3: for Father's Day? What actually would you want in there?
Speaker 6: You mean?
Speaker 3: Years ago, having a pen knife was quite a noble thing,
Speaker 3: wasn't he? Yeah? What is a pen knife? I only
Speaker 3: really not from being referenced on TV shows. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: would love a kind of pen knife. Well, I'm just
Speaker 3: when I'm sitting out of the back debt wood whitling
Speaker 3: or something making a spoon or a ornate letter owner
Speaker 3: something up. But I'd love a nice pen Years ago,
Speaker 3: pen knife used to be a thing, didn't they? You know?
Speaker 3: Is it dying art now the pen knife industry? Perhapsy?
Speaker 2: What do you think? What would Chris love for father
Speaker 2: to say?
Speaker 3: Look? What items can we put in this Father's Day showback?
Speaker 7: There's two things. One is a spirit level just for
Speaker 7: hanging pictures that I need him to hang.
Speaker 3: You don't use his spirit, oh no, he's very fastidious.
Speaker 7: Gallery you can get just like tiny little mini ones.
Speaker 7: And the other thing he would like is an automatic
Speaker 7: It's a bit like a shoehorn for socks. It's like
Speaker 7: an automatic sock puller.
Speaker 2: Honora Dromet Factory Shucks Granite.
Speaker 3: Simply bear your iPhone to the opera.
Speaker 7: It's like a contraption that he insists you can get
Speaker 7: on Amazon that puts your You put your foot on
Speaker 7: this plastic thing and it puts your sock on.
Speaker 8: You pull this lever and it puts your sock on.
Speaker 3: I'm all for comfort early in the morning when we
Speaker 3: get up. I just want to be dressed easily. But
Speaker 3: I didn't know there's now devices I could put my
Speaker 3: feet into the dam kids sock butler.
Speaker 8: I think it's called a sock slider.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, I'm gonna have to Sock sliders are going
Speaker 3: in producer Rio. It's just on Google right now. Have
Speaker 3: you found the sock slide? It just exists.
Speaker 9: It's only sixteen dollars on a bank on Amazon. Yeah,
Speaker 9: it's not. It's not automated, like it's not like it's
Speaker 9: not what.
Speaker 6: You know, like.
Speaker 9: I don't even know it's like a slingshot for your socks.
Speaker 13: What.
Speaker 9: Yes, it's an elastic band. It's not sort of like
Speaker 9: what I had in my head was like some sort
Speaker 9: of robot hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah on your foot.
Speaker 4: No, it's like a little cradle that sits on the
Speaker 4: floor and you and it has a sock wide open
Speaker 4: and it looks like as you put your foot into it.
Speaker 3: It must at some point you're going to the effort
Speaker 3: to set up the which it's probably double the time.
Speaker 3: It hates to just put the damn sock on. So
Speaker 3: if anything you'reding, you.
Speaker 2: Have to go to get earlier to set the foot
Speaker 2: trap or whatever. It is, like a bear trap for
Speaker 2: your feet.
Speaker 4: I did hate putting my socks on in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 4: something that you can do the night before. You can
Speaker 4: set up the cradle and then it's ready for you
Speaker 4: in the morning. Okay, all right, so let's get the loan.
Speaker 4: It's nine four one four one o four three. What
Speaker 4: item should go in Our Father's Day Showbagic.
Speaker 12: Mick, Good morning Christian and Toe how are you?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Way good now? Make what should go in for us dad's.
Speaker 1: Nostril and earhead?
Speaker 3: Yeah, essentral I remember in my twenties. I still love
Speaker 3: come dude, don't really need that today. And suddenly one
Speaker 3: day you look at the mirror like, oh my god boy,
Speaker 3: and you'll go to life. How long has that been there?
Speaker 3: For a while?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 3: For a while now.
Speaker 1: Then investment for the future, Yeah, never used it.
Speaker 4: I've got the nostril trim.
Speaker 2: How you've got that to look forward to? You got
Speaker 2: that too?
Speaker 4: Forward to?
Speaker 3: Why is it the head starts growing that. It's actually
Speaker 3: a cruel trick as you get older. There's enough going
Speaker 3: on with that. Suddenly hair coming out of your ears
Speaker 3: for some reason, escaping out of you in a here, Mick,
Speaker 3: that's a great idea. Let's go to Scotty now. Good
Speaker 3: morning Scotty, Yeah, morning team. How are we?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good to hope you had a nice weekend?
Speaker 5: Did definitely so? I was thinking like a pass or
Speaker 5: a credit for a two hour nap on the coouchs
Speaker 5: on a Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 3: A nap voucher two hours?
Speaker 2: All right, Scott, thank you very much. You just started
Speaker 2: his napline.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm now wondering what it's done for my algorithm and
Speaker 3: what new adverts. So we're going to get served up
Speaker 3: now I've ordered the sock slider is now going to go.
Speaker 2: Oh see, you must be nearly dead a plan your funeral?
Speaker 3: Maybe to get that willed up before you die in
Speaker 3: home Elevado, one of those would be great ione to
Speaker 3: hear at the station.
Speaker 2: God won a four point three.
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Speaker 3: is all that glitters is gold? Or is it all
Speaker 3: that pizza is cold. First click, I can't hear now
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Speaker 3: She's Madonna, but face it, she's Madonna? Or is it
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Speaker 3: as well. Come on in, all right, that's this week's
Speaker 3: miss said Lewis. As always, whenever you miss hear a song,
Speaker 3: email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com. Today you
Speaker 3: thank you, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Lights for your keys, tie down and racket straps.
Speaker 4: Is that essential for ratchet straps? When you have them,
Speaker 4: you're so happy.
Speaker 3: I've got the ratchets, tramps and also those other essential
Speaker 3: items for every dad. The bungee cord are terrifying. That
Speaker 3: hook and that thing always magically hit in the back
Speaker 3: of your wrist where there's no muscle protection. I fear
Speaker 3: the cheese grater in my house. And those kangaroseells, they
Speaker 3: are absolutely terrifying. Good idea, sir, We'll come back to
Speaker 3: it tomorrow. The Father's Day showbag. All right, so crazy
Speaker 3: weekend final round ahead of our finals and in saying
Speaker 3: a couple of days, I went to see the D's
Speaker 3: game on Friday night. Everyone was talking about the rumors
Speaker 3: about whether or not Christian Petraga is staying. I'm hearing
Speaker 3: he's staying. I hope he's staying.
Speaker 4: Who did you hear from?
Speaker 3: Can't say, can't say, cannot say. I also found out
Speaker 3: of the weekend. I was chatting to my neighbor. We've
Speaker 3: got these lovely neighbors. They've lived next door to its
Speaker 3: about three year, is right. And this guy I've I've
Speaker 3: seen around, he's in his sixties and started I was
Speaker 3: talking about the game, and I've been at the the
Speaker 3: G on a Friday night, so it's Saturday morning. It
Speaker 3: turns out my neighbor I never knew is played for
Speaker 3: the D's in the eighties for five years. Rockman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a toll guy.
Speaker 3: But you know, you can't ask every tour.
Speaker 9: That's right.
Speaker 2: There's two tool guys in my street. Now there's an
Speaker 2: Olympian pole for hooker.
Speaker 3: And then there's Glenn McLean next door on a street.
Speaker 3: They must be looking at you and going, what's your composition?
Speaker 4: Sorry to the sporting world.
Speaker 3: Oh no, just gimmy, what's your contribution actually to Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Seriously think about it all right? So, Rial, what do
Speaker 3: you like over the weekend?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 12: Man, this season just been the craziest.
Speaker 3: Yes, it feels like he's gone really quick now all
Speaker 3: the rounds are over. You're in August, heading into September
Speaker 3: and finals.
Speaker 4: For one second, Esson was second on the ladder and
Speaker 4: then all of a sudden final.
Speaker 3: Yes, but you can relax like these fans.
Speaker 4: All the worry you can.
Speaker 3: Who gonna are you gonna support?
Speaker 12: Who?
Speaker 9: Who do you guys want to win?
Speaker 3: I'd really like it, so I'd love the Hawks. I
Speaker 3: think the Hawks have been really excited the last couple
Speaker 3: of weeks. I'd love to see them in the Grand final.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of my coast Matson Blues fans. So I'm
Speaker 4: going for the Blues.
Speaker 3: Now you have to Andy Lee as well. I mean
Speaker 3: it was so so what else did you like of
Speaker 3: the weekend. You're a Swan's fan.
Speaker 9: I'm a Swans fan. Obviously, great to see Swans.
Speaker 2: Win with it?
Speaker 3: Is it really?
Speaker 12: Obviously?
Speaker 3: No one's saying that, not here in Melbourne. No, one
Speaker 3: is saying that only you did you go down to
Speaker 3: that Swan's.
Speaker 9: I didn't, Actually, I just stayed at hard hang out.
Speaker 2: With Swans, smoke Swans fans and their ganttops.
Speaker 3: It is the.
Speaker 12: Smugness has returned. It's been a very rocky few weeks.
Speaker 9: But I'm starting to feel that little smugness that's sort
Speaker 9: of looking up at my nose, down my nose at
Speaker 9: other teams. So that's really nice to have back.
Speaker 2: He's been a little bit like that with you and
Speaker 2: I enjoy.
Speaker 3: The end of your sporting year. Pack away the scarf
Speaker 3: now until next year.
Speaker 9: I was nervous though, watching Melbourne Collingwood because all.
Speaker 3: The only thing I was nevs about was a lot
Speaker 3: of the lightning nerves.
Speaker 4: Get too bored, how dare you?
Speaker 9: I was nervous because you can't until I know for
Speaker 9: sure that Collingwood's dead out of it, not a chance.
Speaker 3: I can't relax.
Speaker 9: And they if they beat Melbourne by two hundred possib
Speaker 9: ability had sixteen, I was like thirty seven three.
Speaker 12: I was like.
Speaker 3: A while to get warmed up. Just was a chilly
Speaker 3: night out there in that.
Speaker 9: Drizzle, very very nerice, but luckily obviously they only managed
Speaker 9: to lose by fifty points.
Speaker 3: They really left us fans feeling good about next year
Speaker 3: and the year that's just standed fairy strong. Iwa was saying.
Speaker 9: Round five, I watched Hawthorne Swans and I thought, this
Speaker 9: is one of the worst football teams I've ever seen
Speaker 9: play football is shocking.
Speaker 2: Certainly going to get the wooden spoon.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And then they beat North They scored a goal
Speaker 9: every three minute, one hundred and seventy.
Speaker 12: What mental.
Speaker 9: Then Geelong smoked West Coast obviously not a hugely important
Speaker 9: match even you just forget about Dusty's last game, like
Speaker 9: there's been so many storylines.
Speaker 3: And another scintillating interview from Dusty as well. I love
Speaker 3: everyone of you. But then was yesterday not.
Speaker 12: Watching.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got to say, right, So for the last
Speaker 3: the Blue Saints game was insane. It was a heart stopper, right,
Speaker 3: And I was actually in my car for like the
Speaker 3: last ten or fifteen minutes doing some rounds. So I
Speaker 3: turned on to SEM and I've got to say, no,
Speaker 3: other radio shows aren't meant to support great other DJs
Speaker 3: doing work, But honestly, it was electrifying. I stayed in
Speaker 3: the car, I wanted to hear what was going on
Speaker 3: because they were doing such a great job. So you're
Speaker 3: here Andy mart who is a die hard blues fan
Speaker 3: as well. His heart's breaking, but is it He doesn't
Speaker 3: know yet which way it's going to go. Dermy's there
Speaker 3: as well, and there's almost also one of the finest
Speaker 3: broadcast is in the world in general, Willie, who's so
Speaker 3: so good, the three of them.
Speaker 2: I watched the actual video of it after hearing.
Speaker 3: It yesterday evening. I didn't realize because obviously the Oval
Speaker 3: is sober. I don't think you realized when you come
Speaker 3: from other country. And he used to saying, like soccer
Speaker 3: played on a pitch, you come in the first time
Speaker 3: I ever went to the mcg or saw any kind
Speaker 3: of footag game, I couldn't believe how big the oval is.
Speaker 3: They've got binoculars. They've got all three of them have binoculars.
Speaker 3: That's that's there there, that's how big a footy over
Speaker 3: it is. You need binoculars to see which one of
Speaker 3: them is that they've all got bino Jeremy had and
Speaker 3: obviously Jermy is getting on a bit.
Speaker 2: He had glasses on and.
Speaker 3: Anyway, habitless lists from the last few incredible minutes from
Speaker 3: the three of them, really really captivatingself brilliant broadcasting in
Speaker 3: its finest, Go.
Speaker 12: Came, your feeling.
Speaker 2: Came you you feel it?
Speaker 12: Can you feel it?
Speaker 9: Higgins around the boy kicking kicking a goal.
Speaker 1: He's kicked the goal.
Speaker 3: He runs half a lever the ground of Ronaldo in
Speaker 3: the World cap. So killed us still after I had
Speaker 3: the radio so loud, you know, the carve reverberates with
Speaker 3: the base on it. Just on that amazing commentary as well.
Speaker 3: So great work from them on sen.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, just before we start the next Breakjack, you
Speaker 3: know Friday you called me and said Christian and be
Speaker 3: really great on the time waste. So if we could
Speaker 3: give away like a meal and a Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 4: I remember doing that call.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well listen, I made a few calls
Speaker 3: Saturday morning, and Bar Mexico is a new north Side hotspot,
Speaker 3: north side hot spot hotspot with authentic Mexican street food,
Speaker 3: hand crafted drinks. How many times you and I've been
Speaker 3: out for Mexican bot some Mexican bot car. We're leaving
Speaker 3: right now. Well, thank you, Bar Mexico for handcrafting my drinks.
Speaker 3: And the other time we met for Mexican it wasn't
Speaker 3: really lively. The entertainment was downer the Mexicans were, but no,
Speaker 3: not here lively entertainment and those hand crafted drinks made
Speaker 3: by hands. Thank you, Mexico.
Speaker 2: Where is it?
Speaker 3: It's north side, but don't go looking for anything. It's
Speaker 3: actually a north side hotspot. You know when you're there.
Speaker 3: Bar Mexico a two hundred and fifty dollars Bar Mexico
Speaker 3: V love. Yeah, that's quite a lot of money.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's to go in Bryce For chimney changers.
Speaker 4: It's handcrafted dream oh my god, for heaters you know.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a lot of tequila. Go easy, listeners, do
Speaker 3: not trash it. This time wasted. They might be a stretch.
Speaker 3: I found it a stretch. We'll see how you get on.
Speaker 3: Send a celebrity to the eighties, take a furam as
Speaker 3: person and give them like an eighties not a makeover,
Speaker 3: name over, handcrafted that was handcrafted, like my good friends
Speaker 3: and Bar Mexico. All right, celebrities to the eighties. Yes,
Speaker 3: Hugh Jackman's gone time traveling, Hugh Walkman, Silver I seemed
Speaker 3: listened to his music. Yeah, sounds track. Nicole Kidman, she
Speaker 3: was she broke famous actually and BMX banded. Yeah, she's
Speaker 3: gone back, that's right, Uh, Nicole cabbage Patch Kidman.
Speaker 4: It is a hard one today. We shouldn't keep that
Speaker 4: in mind.
Speaker 2: Film Bet Grills has gone back to the eighties.
Speaker 4: What's he doing?
Speaker 3: He's care beer grills, ice cubes have gone back to
Speaker 3: the eighties. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he say he's doing this rubbiks.
Speaker 2: Ice cube.
Speaker 3: Gold and uh, Donald Trump's gone back to the eighties,
Speaker 3: and he started singing, that's right, he's Madonna Trump Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's all right.
Speaker 12: Silver.
Speaker 2: I didn't know where to go with MacDonald Trump or
Speaker 2: Madonna Trump.
Speaker 3: Rio said he couldn't understand my handwriting and either, so
Speaker 3: I went with Madonna Trump Jack.
Speaker 2: What have you got Send a celebrity to the eighties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got a celebt right here in Melbourne. Fiefee
Speaker 4: box going back to listen to her Fiefee boom box.
Speaker 3: That is not a strong start. Bronze.
Speaker 4: Christopher Walken's going back to the eighties. Christopher Workman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you walk.
Speaker 4: And you see a big, big difference. Silver dan Akroyd's
Speaker 4: gone back to the eighties listening to his favorite rock
Speaker 4: band dan akaduc Royd.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not what was big in the eighties.
Speaker 4: Bronze and Dwayne Johnson's gone back to the eighties watch
Speaker 4: his favorite TV show, Dwayne the Fraggle Rock Johnson Guys,
Speaker 4: keeping money was hard.
Speaker 3: Have to be adjusted because it's a hard one. So
Speaker 3: that gets elevated to a gold All right, what have
Speaker 3: you got? Then send a celebrity back to the eighties
Speaker 3: text them.
Speaker 2: In four seven five three one o four three and
Speaker 2: for the best in show, you.
Speaker 3: Could be off to that hotspot Bar Mexico enjoying a
Speaker 3: handcrafted drink.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast time wasted today for the
Speaker 1: best in show two hundred and fifty dollars at Bar Mexico.
Speaker 2: We just found out.
Speaker 3: Who's to Kate then obviously busy doing the show at
Speaker 3: the moment, but has taken a little bit of time
Speaker 3: out from the show to count how many tequila as
Speaker 3: they do there?
Speaker 2: Fifty fifty? Wow, that's a night.
Speaker 4: How many times have you into a restaurant and got
Speaker 4: to your tenth and eleventh and they've run out of
Speaker 4: different drives?
Speaker 3: Don't even get me started. What do you mean there's
Speaker 3: only fifteen all right, send us celebrity back to the eighties.
Speaker 3: That's the time waste of the day. Jackie boy, you're
Speaker 3: ready to mark.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Pretty in pink?
Speaker 4: Oh gold?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pink?
Speaker 3: Did they do the exclamation mark instead of the eye? Yes?
Speaker 3: What Christopher moon Walking show jack out to be funny?
Speaker 4: If you know so much you wanted you have a
Speaker 4: man on the show tomorrow, Okay, Jane Fondu.
Speaker 3: Eight?
Speaker 4: Was fond popular?
Speaker 8: Was my seventies?
Speaker 3: Silver Plash, the karate Kid rock fit some combo?
Speaker 12: What on?
Speaker 2: Josh Troy Cassette Daily.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's very good, That's very good.
Speaker 2: What I'm Beck Benedicts cabbage Patch.
Speaker 3: This is amazing, Rebecca Tequila of all of you can
Speaker 3: called a Tas Cameron de Silver, Floro Riders, some Cory
Speaker 3: Bruce Slinkey Stein Silver almost, Tina Palmer Gold. I love
Speaker 3: this song from James Leonardo di Cassio. Oh that is
Speaker 3: so good. Sticky fingers, Jervas Bronze, Hugh Pacman Silver, Christian
Speaker 3: Professor Stephen Hawking has gone back to the eighties, has
Speaker 3: Stephen mohawk? Don't let him win? It's a fifteen year
Speaker 3: old boy called Stephen. It can't be giving him fifteen
Speaker 3: and two hundred and fifty bucks in his back pocket
Speaker 3: to head off the mar mats of Gill Not Mick Jagger,
Speaker 3: Mick Frogger Silver double, Demmy Moore, Oh god, no, good
Speaker 3: for Mahley. And finally Barry disc Manilo, Barry disc Manilo Silver.
Speaker 3: All right, Jack, who is off to bar a lot
Speaker 3: of good ones?
Speaker 4: Let's give it to Christopher Moonwalk and Matt.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast stole the sender.
Speaker 3: Celebrities a celebrity back to the eighties are still coming
Speaker 3: in even though we're good to Weather Prize, Troy Casserole Daily,
Speaker 3: that's good too. Casserole was big in the eighties. Eagle Eye,
Speaker 3: Cherry Lane brackets. Cherry Lane was a clothing shop in
Speaker 3: the eighties. Bronze, Yeah, Malcolm turntable Owl, that's very good.
Speaker 3: Cassetta James Etta, James Cassetta, James, Anthony Abereneazi that's also
Speaker 3: very good as well, and Atari Grande. I was trying
Speaker 3: to think of an entari one that is great. All right,
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's show today, So tomorrow on the show, what do
Speaker 3: you think of the tracksuit pants? I actually think nice,
Speaker 3: aren't they.
Speaker 4: For the first time, we've made an incredible bit of
Speaker 4: show merchandise.
Speaker 3: And it's taken us only six years to better say that,
Speaker 3: but we finally cracked what had been alluded us. Do
Speaker 3: you remember you remember the dark early days of the show,
Speaker 3: those socks whish you couldn't actually legally, I don't think
Speaker 3: we should have ever called them socks. They were wafer
Speaker 3: wafer wayfer thin, barely held together clothing molecules. A slight
Speaker 3: stretch would distort me and the sock. The socks were terrible.
Speaker 3: I found some the other day. I took them to
Speaker 3: a servo. So my gift to somebody else with those
Speaker 3: those awful socks. But these are tracksuit pants for dads.
Speaker 4: And you can tell because everybody on the team has
Speaker 4: got their hen in the boss and one of themselves.
Speaker 3: They are very, very lovely to touch American apparel.
Speaker 2: Are they? Oh fancy?
Speaker 3: I like it? Look at us jumping on that band.
Speaker 3: We're going from the two thousand and six. You can
Speaker 3: win these tomorrow. We're also putting it together our Father's
Speaker 3: Day showbag. What essential items do you think dads would
Speaker 3: actually want? So far, you suggested socks, undies, meat thermometer,
Speaker 3: micro screwdriver set. I thought that said porn knife. I
Speaker 3: haven't got my young my glasses on. That's a unique
Speaker 3: thing that anyway, A sock sliders I've ordered, Chris is
Speaker 3: I've got It's coming Wednesday, Pats Nostril. And as you
Speaker 3: read these out, it's quite bleak life, dad, isn't it now?
Speaker 2: These would you say mom would love?
Speaker 3: Or ratchet straps or octobu straps or a nap voucher.
Speaker 2: If you've got any more, email me today. What are
Speaker 2: the things you think the dads.
Speaker 3: Would actually really want in a Father's Day showbag? Email
Speaker 3: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
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