WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Forever Young 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:10.270 Everybody online. 0:00:11.010 --> 0:00:13.670 The Jonesy and Amanda Show. Gorgeous Amanda. 0:00:13.710 --> 0:00:15.950 Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline. 0:00:16.050 --> 0:00:17.689 It hurts, but someone's got to do it. 0:00:17.730 --> 0:00:19.810 Bad Amanda, bad, bad Amanda. 0:00:20.010 --> 0:00:21.070 Am I going to see Jonesy? 0:00:21.130 --> 0:00:22.970 And the virile Jonesy. 0:00:23.010 --> 0:00:23.570 What a creep. 0:00:23.610 --> 0:00:26.290 I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. 0:00:26.310 --> 0:00:28.510 Stay in school and learn at school. 0:00:28.890 --> 0:00:29.390 Yeah, okay. 0:00:29.430 --> 0:00:30.840 Out of the way, Toby. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:33.740 Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you will never forget. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:37.360 It's showtime time. Well, hello there. Happy Friday to you. 0:00:37.500 --> 0:00:37.780 Hi. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:38.860 I love Friday. 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.180 I love the Friday vibe. I like seeing your smiling 0:00:41.220 --> 0:00:43.690 little face. I like the Friday feels sessions. 0:00:43.909 --> 0:00:45.030 We've got a big one today. 0:00:45.510 --> 0:00:46.090 A big one. 0:00:46.409 --> 0:00:48.950 And this is, I feel that because we're putting out 0:00:48.990 --> 0:00:51.409 the vibe with the Friday feels sessions. 0:00:51.750 --> 0:00:54.980 Even the people that are contributing to the show are 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:56.260 lifting up their game. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:57.160 Are you talking about Jill? 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.640 What about Jill of Jindalee? 0:01:07.890 --> 0:01:09.330 All by myself. 0:01:09.569 --> 0:01:18.260 Wow. Don't want to be all by myself anymore. 0:01:18.860 --> 0:01:20.179 Wow. She sassed it. 0:01:20.260 --> 0:01:21.399 She even sassed it. 0:01:21.540 --> 0:01:23.480 She just called up, what was she, part of the 0:01:23.610 --> 0:01:26.550 Fast Five? Fast Five. On Wednesday, she got a singing 0:01:26.630 --> 0:01:28.750 question and bang, that's what happened. 0:01:28.770 --> 0:01:30.569 It's like when you play tennis with a good partner. 0:01:30.770 --> 0:01:32.490 Yeah, that's what I said when I was playing against 0:01:32.530 --> 0:01:33.709 Arthur Ashe all those years ago. 0:01:34.660 --> 0:01:38.440 When you came over here, you worked with me, you 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:39.660 got yourself a good partner. 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:41.340 Your tennis is rubbish. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.040 I did beat you in a game of tennis. 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.089 No, this is so typical of you. 0:01:46.100 --> 0:01:47.340 I beat you in a game of tennis. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.590 Okay, let me explain the back story to that. We 0:01:49.830 --> 0:01:51.550 were playing a game of tennis with a whole group 0:01:51.590 --> 0:01:53.870 of other people. We were having a singles game, you 0:01:53.910 --> 0:01:55.510 and I. I was slaughtering you. 0:01:55.830 --> 0:01:56.770 You were, you were very good. 0:01:56.810 --> 0:01:58.850 I was ripping your pants off you. Oh, I can't. 0:01:58.870 --> 0:02:01.970 And then you said, then you got a couple of 0:02:02.070 --> 0:02:03.950 lucky shots in the last game and you said, If 0:02:04.090 --> 0:02:06.370 I win this next point, why would I agree to this? 0:02:06.380 --> 0:02:07.160 Winner takes it all. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:08.840 Winner takes it all, and you have to go back 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.380 and tell everyone that you had beaten. 0:02:10.419 --> 0:02:12.460 And you can't mention anything about the past. 0:02:12.620 --> 0:02:13.980 And so inevitably, of course. 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:14.880 Of course. 0:02:14.980 --> 0:02:17.720 Of course. You won one game out of 158, and 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:21.100 I had to have the ignominy of you telling people 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:21.900 you'd won the set. 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:24.460 I won the set. That was it. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:25.160 That was it. 0:02:25.419 --> 0:02:26.880 But you were beating the pants off me. I was 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:29.520 like that lady from the 70s standing in the net. 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.420 You know, I forgot to put my undies on. 0:02:31.460 --> 0:02:33.019 Yeah, where will I put this spare ball? 0:02:34.290 --> 0:02:37.109 We, well, today, Friday feels session. 0:02:37.130 --> 0:02:37.890 Are we allowed to say who it is? 0:02:38.110 --> 0:02:40.630 Just say it. Youth group. They're coming in. Forever Young. 0:02:40.669 --> 0:02:43.070 You know that song. It's going to be great. Also, 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.720 Instagram makes its return. And we can't do anything until 0:02:45.740 --> 0:02:46.639 we do the Fast Five. 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:47.940 I don't think there's any singing today. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:48.500 I've had a look. 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:49.239 But give us a call. 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:49.300 135522. 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:53.140 Just your hidden talents. This could be a thing. Give 0:02:53.180 --> 0:02:54.079 us a call. On Gold. 0:02:54.139 --> 0:02:54.859 Damnation. 0:02:55.020 --> 0:02:56.260 Let's do it. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:57.620 How fast can this thing go? 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.200 Faster than the speed of light. Jonesy and Amanda. 0:03:00.220 --> 0:03:00.959 Fast Five. 0:03:02.690 --> 0:03:04.690 Five questions. Can you go all the way and answer 0:03:04.730 --> 0:03:06.720 all five questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say. 0:03:06.730 --> 0:03:08.280 Well, you'll want to do that because she will get 0:03:08.310 --> 0:03:09.980 a $ 300 meat tray. 0:03:10.540 --> 0:03:11.820 Tracy is in Townsville. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:14.780 Hello, Tracy. Hey, hello. 0:03:14.940 --> 0:03:15.440 Hello. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:17.660 Would you like a meat tray? Are you a meat eater? 0:03:19.060 --> 0:03:19.740 Oh, who isn't? 0:03:20.020 --> 0:03:21.280 Yeah, exactly. 0:03:21.300 --> 0:03:23.480 There are some who aren't. I'm a meat eater. Brendan's 0:03:23.540 --> 0:03:24.160 a meat eater. 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:25.440 Yeah, I love meat. 0:03:25.930 --> 0:03:27.850 We were talking yesterday, there's a difference between having a 0:03:27.889 --> 0:03:29.280 meat tray and a bag of meat. 0:03:29.350 --> 0:03:31.600 Yes, you said we're giving away a jam pack of meat, 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:33.400 which just sounded terrible. It is a meat tray. 0:03:33.419 --> 0:03:35.760 I remember many years ago, I was working in regional 0:03:35.820 --> 0:03:38.779 Australia and one of the cow cockies bought along this 0:03:38.930 --> 0:03:41.450 steak from, like he bought pretty much a whole. 0:03:41.290 --> 0:03:42.430 Cow in the back of his ute. 0:03:42.590 --> 0:03:43.990 Who's a cow cocky? 0:03:44.010 --> 0:03:46.410 He worked on a, he was a, you know, the 0:03:46.430 --> 0:03:47.770 guy's a stockhand. 0:03:47.870 --> 0:03:48.110 Right. 0:03:48.130 --> 0:03:51.420 So he got this cow. The beef is in the 0:03:51.460 --> 0:03:53.650 back of his uterus. He's just chopping off big slabs 0:03:53.710 --> 0:03:55.770 of it. And we're cooking it on the barbecue. And 0:03:55.830 --> 0:03:57.850 it was in a big bag, like a bag of meat. 0:03:58.370 --> 0:04:00.350 And I said, this is the best meat I've ever 0:04:00.450 --> 0:04:02.290 eaten in my life. He goes, I said, do we 0:04:02.330 --> 0:04:03.390 owe you money? He goes, no, no, I got it 0:04:03.410 --> 0:04:05.320 for free. I said, well, you stole it. He goes, no, no, 0:04:05.350 --> 0:04:07.870 I was in the tuberculosis panic. So they get rid 0:04:07.910 --> 0:04:09.050 of that. They chuck that out. 0:04:09.070 --> 0:04:12.410 And I went, right. So what does that mean for us? 0:04:12.430 --> 0:04:15.700 He goes, oh, there's a good chance you won't get tuberculosis. 0:04:17.779 --> 0:04:19.020 That's an extraordinary story. 0:04:19.060 --> 0:04:22.260 And then I kept eating the meat because I couldn't stop. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:22.810 It was so good. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.230 My wife said to me, which is, are you eating 0:04:25.270 --> 0:04:27.390 that meat again? And then she made me bury the 0:04:27.450 --> 0:04:28.750 meat bag in the backyard. 0:04:29.900 --> 0:04:32.060 You knowingly ate tuberculosis meat. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.440 You, Tracy, if you tried this steak, it was worth it. 0:04:35.589 --> 0:04:37.050 I've never in my life. 0:04:37.089 --> 0:04:39.790 And I've travelled the world, and I've eaten many meats, 0:04:40.250 --> 0:04:42.650 but this steak was the best steak. 0:04:42.670 --> 0:04:45.800 Maybe TB meat is the way to go. Tracy, the 0:04:45.810 --> 0:04:47.680 meat you are going to get today will have nothing 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:49.539 to do with tuberculosis, but you have to win it first. 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.440 Let's see how we go. Question one. Constrictors are types 0:04:52.500 --> 0:04:56.500 of what animal? Snakes. Snakes. Yes, they're from the boa 0:04:56.540 --> 0:04:57.500 and python family. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.010 I wonder what they taste like. Let's play monster. 0:05:00.050 --> 0:05:01.570 I've had a roll mop, which I think is similar. 0:05:01.750 --> 0:05:02.050 Snake? 0:05:02.690 --> 0:05:03.250 It's eel. 0:05:03.610 --> 0:05:04.830 You ever eaten snake, Tracy? 0:05:04.910 --> 0:05:05.370 Or eel? 0:05:06.650 --> 0:05:07.630 No, definitely not. 0:05:07.730 --> 0:05:08.690 Okay, keep away from that. 0:05:08.970 --> 0:05:11.130 Unless it's laced with tuberculosis, then I'd be tempted. 0:05:11.850 --> 0:05:14.710 Maybe tuberculosis makes stuff taste good. 0:05:14.740 --> 0:05:15.409 Tenderizes it. 0:05:15.460 --> 0:05:18.920 Maybe I've been wrong about tuberculosis. Let's play Monster Mash. 0:05:19.180 --> 0:05:23.919 Let's kick off this Monster Mash. Yeah, let's mash it up. 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:25.680 Tracy, we've mashed two songs together. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:29.790 What are they? Oh, Tracey. 0:05:29.850 --> 0:05:33.690 That's awful on every level. 0:05:33.770 --> 0:05:35.930 I hate it. 0:05:35.990 --> 0:05:37.830 That is so hard. 0:05:37.930 --> 0:05:40.930 I have absolutely no idea. 0:05:40.970 --> 0:05:41.530 That's terrible. 0:05:51.830 --> 0:05:53.890 Well, I tell you what, we'll put on some thinking music, 0:05:53.930 --> 0:05:56.850 a sorbet, if you will, 13, 55, 22, if you'd 0:05:56.890 --> 0:05:58.750 like to have a crack of the Fast Fives. 0:05:58.870 --> 0:06:01.229 We're up to question number two. 0:06:01.270 --> 0:06:01.810 Monster Mash. 0:06:01.910 --> 0:06:03.710 In Cavisham, we find Laura. 0:06:03.770 --> 0:06:04.090 Hi, Laura. 0:06:17.020 --> 0:06:17.980 Hello, how are you? 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:18.400 Good, thank you. 0:06:18.420 --> 0:06:20.560 We're about to play you an abomination. This is two 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:23.610 songs that have been put together that make both songs less. 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:24.210 Have a listen. 0:06:27.310 --> 0:06:27.690 Okay. 0:06:27.850 --> 0:06:32.210 Any idea, Laura? 0:06:33.029 --> 0:06:34.130 Oh, um. 0:06:44.350 --> 0:06:48.060 I might be onto one of them. Can I guess 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.520 for one of them, Rock Lobster, the B-52? 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:51.840 That is one of them. 0:06:53.580 --> 0:06:54.740 And what about the other one? 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:57.500 The other one, I'm not sure. 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.620 I'm just going to throw it out there. Under Pressure 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:00.060 by Queen. 0:07:00.100 --> 0:07:02.830 It is. That's exactly what it is. 0:07:03.010 --> 0:07:06.570 Together they become the Q-52s under Lobster. 0:07:08.650 --> 0:07:11.190 Question three for you. This is multiple choice. Which German 0:07:11.270 --> 0:07:15.120 synth pop band... Originally made the song Forever Young. Was 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:19.220 it A, Alphaville, B, Kraftwerk, or C, Wolfshame? 0:07:22.540 --> 0:07:24.320 I'll take a stab at B, please. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:24.680 No. 0:07:26.140 --> 0:07:27.970 Didn't Kraftwerk do popcorn? 0:07:28.070 --> 0:07:29.370 No, that was, no. 0:07:29.550 --> 0:07:30.770 Wasn't it Autobahn? 0:07:30.930 --> 0:07:32.990 Yeah, they did popcorn. 0:07:34.650 --> 0:07:35.670 Wasn't that Kraftwerk? 0:07:35.690 --> 0:07:38.490 No, it wasn't Kraftwerk. It was, I've forgotten who it was. 0:07:38.550 --> 0:07:40.370 It was so bad, I forgot what it was. 0:07:41.510 --> 0:07:42.710 Are you sure it wasn't Kraftwerk? 0:07:42.790 --> 0:07:45.710 It wasn't Kraftwerk. Yeah, I know. I'm going to put 0:07:45.850 --> 0:07:46.890 it in your ear. 0:07:46.910 --> 0:07:50.370 You doing it doesn't help. I tell you what, stop it. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:52.800 We'll go to Oliver of Victor Harbour. 0:07:52.860 --> 0:07:53.160 Hello. 0:07:53.700 --> 0:07:55.340 I'll try and remember, but yes, it was. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:56.360 Hi, Oliver. 0:07:57.180 --> 0:07:57.620 Hello. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:01.020 Which German synth pop band originally made the song Forever Young? 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:02.880 Was it Alphaville or Wolfshine? 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:04.460 It was Alphaville. 0:08:04.700 --> 0:08:09.310 It was Alphaville. Okay, Ryan, have you Googled something for me? 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:10.250 Well, this is the original. 0:08:13.270 --> 0:08:15.730 Swinging out of. 0:08:15.270 --> 0:08:19.240 The blue Made famous by youth group Who are on 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:23.080 today for Friday Feels Sissy I don't know, I think. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:26.080 The Alphaville one's a little bit different It doesn't have 0:08:26.100 --> 0:08:27.260 the gravitas No, it's a. 0:08:27.220 --> 0:08:29.440 Bit Cynthia Cynthia Lennon. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.189 Popcorn, Ryan Is it by Hot Butter? Yes, it's by 0:08:33.210 --> 0:08:39.429 Hot Butter Sorry everyone They don't make them like they 0:08:39.530 --> 0:08:42.130 used to, thank the Lord Oliver. 0:08:42.530 --> 0:08:45.360 Question four. How many players from each side pack into 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.640 a rugby union scrum? How many from each side? 0:08:48.660 --> 0:08:55.690 How long do I get? 0:08:56.420 --> 0:09:01.730 Well, are you trying to Google who wrote Pop? No, no, no, no. Ryan. 0:09:01.750 --> 0:09:04.190 I can get it back. You've got rid of him 0:09:04.230 --> 0:09:05.390 like a Bond baddie. 0:09:05.410 --> 0:09:06.020 No, no, no, no, no. 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:07.319 Sorry, Oliver. 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:08.240 Sorry, Oliver. 0:09:08.260 --> 0:09:11.760 That's how this business goes. Lydia is in Blaxton Heights. 0:09:11.780 --> 0:09:12.400 Hello, Lydia. 0:09:12.420 --> 0:09:13.900 Hello. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.569 How many players from each side pack into a rugby 0:09:16.670 --> 0:09:20.930 union scrum? I think it's eight. It is eight. 0:09:22.130 --> 0:09:26.050 The character Lizzie McGuire was played by which actress? 0:09:30.350 --> 0:09:32.530 Oh, that's... What's her name? 0:09:32.550 --> 0:09:33.250 Hmm. 0:09:35.070 --> 0:09:38.670 Sorry, Lydia. Ryan's just dispatched of Lydia. Daniel's in Frankston. 0:09:38.690 --> 0:09:42.300 Hello, Daniel. Do you know who played Lizzie McGuire? She's 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.260 going to be touring here next year. 0:09:45.300 --> 0:09:46.020 Hilary Duff. 0:09:46.059 --> 0:09:48.780 Yeah, she's touring this year, actually. I forgot that she 0:09:48.820 --> 0:09:49.440 was a singer. 0:09:50.780 --> 0:09:54.530 Oh, yes, of course. 0:09:54.550 --> 0:10:00.600 You're really earning your money today, aren't you, Ryan? Congratulations to... you, Daniel. 0:10:00.620 --> 0:10:03.500 You have won the jam pack. A $ 300 meat tray. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.420 You're thinking dinner. You're thinking beef. 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:08.380 Choose Aussie Beef for your next midweek meal. 0:10:08.620 --> 0:10:08.960 Daniel. 0:10:10.179 --> 0:10:10.970 Thank you so much. 0:10:11.230 --> 0:10:12.690 Daniel, you're welcome. Have a good weekend. 0:10:12.970 --> 0:10:13.550 Look after yourself. 0:10:14.390 --> 0:10:15.949 If you'd like to be a part of the Fast Five, 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:19.600 it's simple, jonesyandamanda.com.au. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.819 It'll be your back again on Monday on Gold. 0:10:23.140 --> 0:10:25.320 See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:26.040 our socials. 0:10:26.179 --> 0:10:27.280 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:10:27.300 --> 0:10:29.020 Follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:30.260 You want some history? 0:10:30.460 --> 0:10:31.040 I love history. 0:10:31.179 --> 0:10:31.800 I love history. 0:10:31.820 --> 0:10:32.319 Big fan. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.780 I find the Middle Ages fascinating. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:36.080 Yeah. 0:10:36.380 --> 0:10:39.819 Here's a piece of unusual royal etiquette from the Middle Ages. 0:10:40.620 --> 0:10:43.540 In the Middle Ages, it was an accepted act for 0:10:43.620 --> 0:10:47.280 two kings or other high-ranking rulers to share a bed 0:10:47.660 --> 0:10:51.040 as a public act of diplomacy. It's depicted in some 0:10:51.059 --> 0:10:53.199 of their art. It's just two kings with their crowns 0:10:53.260 --> 0:10:56.040 on lying back in bed together. But the bed had 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:59.559 a different kind of symbolism then. It wasn't just a 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.579 husband and wife or whatever going into the bed. It 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:07.720 was a big social place where Bob and Carol and 0:11:07.740 --> 0:11:11.540 Ted and Alice, where guests, family members were. And different 0:11:11.620 --> 0:11:15.350 social classes in many families, a whole family and strangers 0:11:15.590 --> 0:11:17.650 share a bed. If you stayed a night at an inn, 0:11:17.910 --> 0:11:19.510 you'd be sharing a bed with strangers. 0:11:19.550 --> 0:11:22.170 When I was a kid, the teachings of John Denver, 0:11:22.429 --> 0:11:25.609 grandma's feather bed, nine feet high, six feet wide. 0:11:25.630 --> 0:11:26.829 Soft as a downy chick. 0:11:27.390 --> 0:11:28.709 But it had everything in there. 0:11:29.809 --> 0:11:32.290 Everything in there. And we saw it in Willy Wonka. 0:11:32.340 --> 0:11:35.480 We saw people that just spent their entire grandparenty lives 0:11:35.540 --> 0:11:35.720 in bed. 0:11:35.740 --> 0:11:37.100 That was just a giant Dutch oven. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:38.500 Like, no, well, that's right. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:38.860 Grandpa. 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:41.210 And then Sonny jumps out when he wins a prize. 0:11:41.380 --> 0:11:41.650 I know. 0:11:41.670 --> 0:11:44.170 He didn't even win the prize. The kid won the prize. 0:11:44.190 --> 0:11:45.110 Yeah, what's with that? 0:11:45.309 --> 0:11:47.890 What was his name? It was a bucket. 0:11:48.050 --> 0:11:48.569 Charlie. 0:11:48.590 --> 0:11:49.410 What are you Googling? 0:11:49.450 --> 0:11:50.430 Charlie's last name in? 0:11:50.750 --> 0:11:55.979 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Not Charlie Kirk. That's a 0:11:56.020 --> 0:12:00.179 whole different thing. Charlie. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.540 Charlie. Your search history will be fascinating, Brandon. Yeah, Charlie. 0:12:03.620 --> 0:12:04.060 Charlie. 0:12:05.150 --> 0:12:06.809 It's Charlie Bucket. 0:12:06.830 --> 0:12:10.690 Charlie Bucket. So Grandpa Bucket. Unless he was on the 0:12:11.050 --> 0:12:13.220 mum's side, then you don't know what his surname was. 0:12:13.530 --> 0:12:15.940 Okay, but we've put that baby to bed. 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:17.839 Let's put that baby to bed, speaking of beds. 0:12:17.900 --> 0:12:18.520 Plenty of room. 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.400 So it wasn't actually when the kings or other high-ranking 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.960 officials shared a bed, it wasn't always about intimacy in 0:12:23.980 --> 0:12:26.680 the modern, not always, it says it wasn't ever, about 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.900 intimacy in the modern sense. It symbolised trust, peace and 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:33.870 political alliance. So what would happen is that they'd have negotiations. 0:12:34.790 --> 0:12:38.950 Large great beds, they're called, would accommodate multiple people, sleeping arrangements, 0:12:39.350 --> 0:12:41.309 all that kind of stuff. Rulers would talk late into 0:12:41.330 --> 0:12:44.050 the night. They'd share food and wine in bed, all 0:12:44.070 --> 0:12:47.890 the crumbs, and then retire to the same bed before witnesses. 0:12:48.250 --> 0:12:49.530 It was more symbolic than anything. 0:12:49.770 --> 0:12:50.030 Right. 0:12:50.110 --> 0:12:52.530 Which makes you wonder if King Charles has plans to 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:58.059 go with an African King Mabuto, share a bed, come 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.600 to some arrangements. I wonder if Prince Edward will say, 0:13:00.620 --> 0:13:04.440 I'll do it. Actually, no. That is a cheap joke 0:13:04.580 --> 0:13:07.600 and I recant it. Can I tell you why? Because 0:13:07.660 --> 0:13:11.439 I read recently there's a musical theatre performer. Her name 0:13:11.500 --> 0:13:12.829 is Ruthie Henshaw. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:13.570 Right. 0:13:13.750 --> 0:13:17.510 And she has written a book about her long, well, 0:13:17.670 --> 0:13:21.470 long ago, but very intense relationship with Prince Edward. She 0:13:21.510 --> 0:13:22.809 was desperate to marry him and said he was a 0:13:22.890 --> 0:13:24.890 very thoughtful man. Passionate lover. 0:13:24.910 --> 0:13:25.150 Okay. 0:13:25.290 --> 0:13:26.150 And she's a woman. 0:13:26.210 --> 0:13:27.429 Are you sure? 0:13:27.650 --> 0:13:29.290 Musical theatre, but she's a woman. 0:13:29.340 --> 0:13:30.559 Do I need to Google that? 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:30.960 No, no. 0:13:31.300 --> 0:13:32.020 What's her name? 0:13:32.059 --> 0:13:34.300 Her name is Ruthie Henshaw. She's famous. 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:36.260 Ruthie Henshaw. I'm going to Google it. 0:13:36.300 --> 0:13:38.000 Okay, Google her. See if her last name's Bucket. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.120 Hang on. Here we go. Charlie Kirk again. Ruthie. 0:13:41.380 --> 0:13:44.900 Henshaw. Famous musical theatre performer. 0:13:45.220 --> 0:13:45.360 Yep. 0:13:45.910 --> 0:13:50.010 Sexy, spicy, fascinating. And she and Edward had a very 0:13:50.090 --> 0:13:52.429 torrid affair. She wanted to marry him but realised that 0:13:52.500 --> 0:13:53.760 royal life couldn't be for her. 0:13:53.780 --> 0:13:56.840 Okay, yep, yep, yep. It all seems to be tickety-boo. 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:58.160 It's all tickety-boo. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:58.920 She is a woman. 0:13:58.980 --> 0:14:01.600 So I take back that terrible reference I made to 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:02.040 his sexuality. 0:14:02.070 --> 0:14:03.390 She is in musical theatre. 0:14:04.230 --> 0:14:05.450 And so was he at the time. 0:14:06.510 --> 0:14:07.170 He was indeed. 0:14:07.190 --> 0:14:07.990 Nothing to see here. 0:14:08.429 --> 0:14:10.130 Nine feet high, six feet wide. 0:14:10.210 --> 0:14:11.410 Soft as a downy chick. 0:14:11.470 --> 0:14:11.930 Jam. 0:14:11.970 --> 0:14:12.949 Jam Nation. 0:14:13.030 --> 0:14:15.350 There's many things you can do in this life that 0:14:15.390 --> 0:14:16.209 are embarrassing. 0:14:16.290 --> 0:14:16.729 It's interesting. 0:14:16.770 --> 0:14:20.190 I mean, tripping over and showing your undies, embarrassing. But 0:14:20.290 --> 0:14:23.700 many of the embarrassments are small and incremental, and you 0:14:23.740 --> 0:14:25.820 don't know why they're embarrassing. They just feel uncomfortable. 0:14:25.940 --> 0:14:28.360 I once watched a lady running down the road for 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:31.820 a bus, and she was running along. She had a laptop, 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.060 and she had other stuff in her arms. She was 0:14:34.140 --> 0:14:36.940 running for the bus, but she was wearing low-slung jeans. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.280 So they were falling down. So she had T-bar action, 0:14:40.470 --> 0:14:41.330 you know, action. 0:14:41.730 --> 0:14:43.370 And she's running along for the bus. 0:14:43.410 --> 0:14:45.850 She can't stop to pull the jeans up. And she's 0:14:45.870 --> 0:14:47.770 gone right past the building site. It was one of 0:14:47.790 --> 0:14:49.110 those moments where you just stand there and you think, 0:14:49.510 --> 0:14:49.950 what's going. 0:14:49.850 --> 0:14:50.490 To happen here? 0:14:50.510 --> 0:14:53.310 But that's a– how could that not be embarrassing? 0:14:53.330 --> 0:14:55.010 But why is it embarrassing? She got the bus. And 0:14:55.030 --> 0:14:56.590 you know what? The builders didn't even notice. 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:01.400 But you did. Why is it embarrassing then when you 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:05.310 wave at someone– And then you're still walking towards each other. 0:15:05.510 --> 0:15:06.550 Why is that so mortifying? 0:15:06.570 --> 0:15:07.450 That's the worst. 0:15:07.610 --> 0:15:09.430 I know, but see, it's those small things that shouldn't 0:15:09.450 --> 0:15:10.630 be embarrassing but are. 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.760 Okay, here we go. At number eight. 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:13.380 Oh, yeah. 0:15:13.580 --> 0:15:17.020 This is the top eight things that are embarrassing for 0:15:17.060 --> 0:15:17.600 a person. 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:18.040 Okay. 0:15:18.100 --> 0:15:18.920 You're a person. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:19.460 I'm a person. 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:23.880 For a person. Eight, standing next to your pooping dog 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:25.510 when your dog's doing a. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.430 That kind of is, you know. And I wonder if 0:15:28.710 --> 0:15:31.480 the dog makes eye contact with you. And the dog 0:15:31.500 --> 0:15:34.040 must be wondering why my poo must be so precious 0:15:34.060 --> 0:15:35.080 you collect it every day. 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:39.660 Number seven, when the dental hygienist puts on the little bib. Yeah. 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:43.710 On you, not themselves. My dentist, George, he puts on 0:15:44.170 --> 0:15:46.550 the back to the future sunglasses. He's very good, actually. 0:15:46.570 --> 0:15:49.750 He's very good. That's not embarrassing. And number six, the 0:15:49.790 --> 0:15:52.230 help light coming on at the self-checkout. 0:15:52.250 --> 0:15:52.830 Oh, yeah. 0:15:52.890 --> 0:15:56.430 And there's always some middle-aged woman. What's the matter, darling? 0:15:56.450 --> 0:15:59.530 What have you done? Okay, you men, you can't do anything. Yeah. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.980 It's the system that's not working. It's not me. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.080 Sure. Aren't you the guy who puts through a flat 0:16:06.100 --> 0:16:07.720 screen television and says it's a red onion? 0:16:07.740 --> 0:16:10.510 It's just one red onion, lady. Nothing to see here. 0:16:11.270 --> 0:16:13.770 Number five, letting someone know that you're in the stall 0:16:13.810 --> 0:16:15.090 when they try the door. 0:16:15.110 --> 0:16:15.920 Oh, why is it? 0:16:16.010 --> 0:16:18.290 As the recipient of that, it's more embarrassing than if 0:16:18.310 --> 0:16:19.770 you're the person who's tried the door. 0:16:19.850 --> 0:16:20.130 Yeah. 0:16:20.170 --> 0:16:22.780 Why is that? I'm in here. What do you say? 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:24.220 What do you say? 0:16:25.630 --> 0:16:29.160 I always cough loudly in the cubicle. 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.440 But, Ryan, over to you. What do you say if 0:16:32.460 --> 0:16:33.680 someone knocks on the door and you're in the loo? 0:16:33.700 --> 0:16:35.040 It can be funny if you go, come in. 0:16:40.020 --> 0:16:41.560 Wipe your feet and come on in. 0:16:43.540 --> 0:16:46.270 Number four, I don't see this as being that embarrassing. 0:16:46.530 --> 0:16:46.710 What? 0:16:46.910 --> 0:16:48.830 Telling the cashier you want a bag of ice. 0:16:51.610 --> 0:16:53.110 No, no, no. 0:16:53.270 --> 0:16:53.610 I agree. 0:16:53.630 --> 0:16:55.530 That's not true. You always like a couple of bags 0:16:55.590 --> 0:16:57.460 of ice, don't you? Give me a couple of bags. 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:02.660 Two sleeps till Christmas. Number three, when the hairdresser pumps 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:03.260 up your chair. 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.940 Yeah, there's something juvenile about it. It's sitting there looking 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.510 vulnerable that's embarrassing. 0:17:08.869 --> 0:17:10.890 Number two, running to get a ping pong ball. 0:17:11.450 --> 0:17:11.610 Always. 0:17:11.710 --> 0:17:13.210 Because it's so unwieldy. 0:17:13.230 --> 0:17:14.970 Yeah, it is. Or chasing a chicken. 0:17:14.990 --> 0:17:15.210 Yeah. 0:17:16.150 --> 0:17:17.150 When are you chasing a chicken? 0:17:17.170 --> 0:17:17.550 I don't know. 0:17:17.730 --> 0:17:18.270 What are you, in Rocky? 0:17:18.330 --> 0:17:18.409 Yeah. 0:17:19.540 --> 0:17:22.359 And number one, driving the same speed as the car 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:22.940 next to you. 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:23.560 Oh, yeah. 0:17:23.780 --> 0:17:24.440 That's impossible. 0:17:24.460 --> 0:17:25.140 I'll add to that. 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.480 As a motorcyclist, the most embarrassing thing is you pull 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.220 up next to another motorcyclist at the lights. 0:17:31.619 --> 0:17:32.820 You nod. Hey, mate. How are you? 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:33.040 Good. 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:33.500 Yeah. 0:17:33.820 --> 0:17:34.040 Great. 0:17:34.540 --> 0:17:35.320 Lights change. 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:37.899 And then you stop at the next lights and you 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.919 have the same thing again. That's the worst. I'll actually 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:44.359 blow a traffic light just to get away. 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:48.080 If you're at the lights next to another motorcyclist, I 0:17:48.100 --> 0:17:50.300 know you've got a couple of very powerful bikes, but 0:17:50.700 --> 0:17:53.919 do you set out to be faster? 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:54.390 You know what? 0:17:54.490 --> 0:17:56.550 I'll tell you this right now. So I've got the Hayabusa. 0:17:56.650 --> 0:17:59.209 And if you're a motorcyclist, you'll know the Hayabusa. It's 0:17:59.530 --> 0:18:00.470 the fastest thing in the world. 0:18:00.790 --> 0:18:03.530 And mine's the first of the Gen 2. So the 0:18:03.830 --> 0:18:07.070 last of the unrestricted ones they made. That thing, like 0:18:07.090 --> 0:18:09.470 it's got a billion kilometers on it. It's very old, 0:18:09.820 --> 0:18:12.060 but it still goes. It takes my breath away. 0:18:12.369 --> 0:18:15.370 So what I find whenever another motorcyclist pulls up next 0:18:15.390 --> 0:18:19.389 to me, if they're not riding something comparable, like a 0:18:19.530 --> 0:18:23.260 ZX13 or something like that, you know that they're not 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:23.980 going to try it on. 0:18:24.859 --> 0:18:27.160 But would you ever let someone beat you? 0:18:28.660 --> 0:18:29.320 I had a... Once? 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:31.180 You're going to say once? 0:18:31.220 --> 0:18:33.560 I had a serious chat with myself because one day 0:18:33.580 --> 0:18:35.439 we were at the lights and this guy, he was 0:18:35.500 --> 0:18:37.480 on a ZX14. 0:18:37.500 --> 0:18:38.220 Powerful bike? 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.540 Very powerful bike. And it was on. And then I thought, 0:18:41.270 --> 0:18:43.409 One of us will die. So I backed off. But 0:18:43.450 --> 0:18:46.170 I watched him do a very foolish maneuver between a 0:18:46.210 --> 0:18:47.330 car and the curb. 0:18:47.350 --> 0:18:47.890 Because of you. 0:18:48.390 --> 0:18:50.850 And, yeah, that's part of it. This was a long 0:18:50.910 --> 0:18:53.219 time ago. This was a while ago. This was when 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:54.119 I was in my 40s. 0:18:54.140 --> 0:18:56.400 So now you say, after you, Mr. Postman. 0:18:56.600 --> 0:18:59.859 Off you go. Or some kid on an e-bike. 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:03.240 Well, that's embarrassing. 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:03.980 Indeed. 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:10.040 You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast. Good afternoon 0:19:10.060 --> 0:19:13.600 to you. I'm looking forward to gathering. 0:19:12.700 --> 0:19:14.949 Around the water cooler for some. 0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:16.210 Water cooler chat. 0:19:16.350 --> 0:19:17.750 Our client experiences team. 0:19:30.130 --> 0:19:32.369 Which used to be radio sales, comes up with a 0:19:32.510 --> 0:19:35.470 bunch of modern predicaments that we have to deal with. 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:37.719 Yeah, and we ask you how you would deal with them. 0:19:37.740 --> 0:19:39.960 It's kind of like a would-you-rather, but we call it 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:42.180 water cooler chat so we can include some sound effects 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:43.040 of a bubbling water cooler. 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:45.190 They had it on their whiteboard and we thought, well, 0:19:45.210 --> 0:19:47.949 we'll nick that, we'll rebadge it and neck mint it. 0:19:48.090 --> 0:19:48.730 It's ours. 0:19:48.869 --> 0:19:51.730 That's a tradie version. lady used to be battle of 0:19:51.780 --> 0:19:56.399 the sexes. Okay. Beat the bomb. It's now defeat the explosion. 0:19:58.420 --> 0:20:00.320 Who's doing defeat the explosion? 0:20:00.340 --> 0:20:01.300 I tell you. 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:04.300 Right now, someone in the country is doing defeat the 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:05.500 explosion somewhere. 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:09.909 It's just getting worse. Frank Sinatra. obviously one of the 0:20:09.930 --> 0:20:12.860 world's best singers in the history of the universe. His 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:15.920 backstage rider, what was it? We're going to discuss it next. 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:17.080 That's coming up on Gold. 0:20:18.619 --> 0:20:21.300 If you were one of the world's biggest performers, what 0:20:21.340 --> 0:20:23.879 would be on your backstage rider? 0:20:24.700 --> 0:20:24.820 If. 0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:26.439 Yes, Brendan, if. 0:20:26.540 --> 0:20:26.659 If. 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:27.300 If. 0:20:27.340 --> 0:20:30.340 Let's be fanciful. Say you're really important and powerful and loved. 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:31.820 What would be? Just say. 0:20:32.180 --> 0:20:38.689 My current backstage rider is a six-pack of precious Pilsner beer. 0:20:39.660 --> 0:20:42.600 And some chips and some water. 0:20:42.780 --> 0:20:43.860 What's the circumstances? 0:20:43.900 --> 0:20:47.850 Whenever I'm doing a show or anything like that. 0:20:47.869 --> 0:20:49.889 You like six beers before any show. 0:20:49.930 --> 0:20:55.070 No, this is one before and then afterwards. And maybe 0:20:55.109 --> 0:20:56.649 if I've got a guest in the room, like you 0:20:56.670 --> 0:20:57.270 might come along. 0:20:57.369 --> 0:20:58.869 And I'd love a beer. You know I would love 0:20:58.890 --> 0:20:59.170 a beer. 0:20:59.210 --> 0:21:00.909 To wish me good luck. I'll have a bottle of 0:21:00.970 --> 0:21:01.830 wine in there as well. 0:21:02.950 --> 0:21:04.629 So if you're hosting a charity event. 0:21:04.770 --> 0:21:04.950 Yep. 0:21:05.910 --> 0:21:08.270 Where all the money is going towards the charity. This 0:21:08.310 --> 0:21:09.150 is what you asked for. 0:21:09.230 --> 0:21:12.300 When I went on tour with the captains from Deadliest Catch. 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:14.300 I think that's a different scenario. What were theirs? 0:21:14.380 --> 0:21:18.100 Well, they had a bottle of Jack Daniels. They had 0:21:18.240 --> 0:21:22.980 Champ X, the cigarette substitute. They had Nicorette chewing gum 0:21:23.480 --> 0:21:25.899 and a pack of unfiltered camel cigarettes. 0:21:26.540 --> 0:21:28.940 Hasn't one of them died since then? No, no. Does 0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:30.629 one have a heart attack? No, no, no. 0:21:30.680 --> 0:21:33.330 They're bitter. A raft of issues. 0:21:33.390 --> 0:21:36.429 Who knew? Who knew that not being at sea was 0:21:36.450 --> 0:21:37.250 the most dangerous part? 0:21:37.270 --> 0:21:38.750 As far as I know, all the boys are still 0:21:38.790 --> 0:21:39.810 going okay. Okay. 0:21:39.830 --> 0:21:42.840 Yeah. Well, I have in front of me here Frank 0:21:42.859 --> 0:21:47.180 Sinatra's dressing room. It says here dressing room contents, which 0:21:47.260 --> 0:21:49.600 is the old-fashioned way of saying backstage right. 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:49.840 Yeah, yeah. 0:21:49.859 --> 0:21:50.590 Can I take you through it? 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:51.320 Yeah, please. 0:21:52.260 --> 0:21:56.050 Colour TV with second input for in-house pickup, whatever that means. 0:21:56.850 --> 0:22:00.700 Upright piano for the dressing room. Oh, yep. Private telephone 0:22:00.740 --> 0:22:06.300 with a dedicated line. One bottle each of vodka, Jack Daniels, gin, 0:22:06.780 --> 0:22:10.350 Shivers Regal, red wine. Yep. This is every night backstage. 0:22:10.400 --> 0:22:12.109 He'd probably have a lot of guests backstage. 0:22:12.150 --> 0:22:14.430 He would have. Frankie was a mover and shaker. 0:22:14.470 --> 0:22:14.730 Yeah. 0:22:15.130 --> 0:22:18.649 He wanted 24 sodas, regular and diet, a fruit bowl, 0:22:18.690 --> 0:22:19.550 a cheese tray. 0:22:19.570 --> 0:22:21.449 A cheese tray? 0:22:21.630 --> 0:22:24.830 A cheese tray, including Brie with assorted cheese crackers. Brie's 0:22:24.869 --> 0:22:29.300 the gal's name. Two egg salad sandwiches. Yep. That room 0:22:29.340 --> 0:22:32.220 wasn't small. Two chicken salad sandwiches. 0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:32.520 Right. 0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:36.400 With minimum mayo. Yep. Two ham and cheese sandwiches. Oh. 0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:38.760 Three cans of Campbell's chicken and rice soup. 0:22:39.850 --> 0:22:39.980 Yep. 0:22:40.090 --> 0:22:43.149 This is interesting. 12 rolls of cherry Lifesavers and 12 0:22:43.150 --> 0:22:46.190 rolls of assorted Lifesavers. Those small little lollies, I'm assuming. 0:22:46.210 --> 0:22:46.890 Yeah, the Lifesaver. 0:22:46.910 --> 0:22:50.990 It's unusual, isn't it? Along with the soup. This is 0:22:51.030 --> 0:22:53.530 all before, during, and after a show. 12 boxes of 0:22:53.630 --> 0:22:54.250 cough drops. 0:22:54.270 --> 0:22:54.470 Yeah. 0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:56.760 A bag of miniature Tootsie Rolls. 0:22:56.900 --> 0:22:57.100 Yep. 0:22:57.260 --> 0:23:00.320 A bowl of pretzels and chips, salt and pepper. Tea bags. Yep. 0:23:01.140 --> 0:23:03.450 Maybe that was a girl's name. Sugar and sweet and low. 0:23:03.530 --> 0:23:05.250 A gallon of spring water to make tea. 0:23:05.510 --> 0:23:05.609 Yep. 0:23:05.630 --> 0:23:07.390 So he then goes through all the glassware. He wanted 0:23:07.410 --> 0:23:12.390 a double burner stove, four porcelain soup bowls. He loved 0:23:12.410 --> 0:23:14.540 his soup. A crock pot for soup. 0:23:14.859 --> 0:23:14.939 Yep. 0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:17.760 With a ladle. If I ordered a crock pot to 0:23:17.780 --> 0:23:20.480 go backstage for my soup, you would mock the hell 0:23:20.540 --> 0:23:22.480 out of me. And here you are going, yeah, fair enough. 0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:23.960 Thanks a notch, you'll want soup. 0:23:24.240 --> 0:23:27.260 That's fair enough. Just like Motley Crue's backstage rider. 0:23:27.280 --> 0:23:30.460 It would be exactly the same. Two bars of ivory soap, 0:23:30.500 --> 0:23:35.650 two boxes of Kleenex, no question. Six boxes of Kleenex. Wow. 0:23:35.750 --> 0:23:36.450 What does that mean? 0:23:36.470 --> 0:23:38.690 A carton of camels, a bucket. 0:23:38.430 --> 0:23:38.810 Of ice cubes. 0:23:38.830 --> 0:23:39.290 That's cigarettes. 0:23:39.590 --> 0:23:40.530 Yes, I understand. 0:23:40.630 --> 0:23:41.609 Not the dromedary. 0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:45.530 Not the dromedary because they'd want all his soup. 0:23:46.010 --> 0:23:48.030 They'd eat all that soup. Yeah. 0:23:48.130 --> 0:23:51.410 So it's a mixed bag. There's a lot of alcohol 0:23:51.590 --> 0:23:54.490 and some big details required around the soup. 0:23:54.530 --> 0:23:57.590 What about an old boiler backstage? 0:23:58.230 --> 0:23:59.850 She hasn't made it from what I can see. 0:24:00.090 --> 0:24:01.390 When's Ms. Keller getting here? 0:24:02.350 --> 0:24:04.629 Brendan, you know him. He always did it his way. 0:24:04.990 --> 0:24:09.010 I did it my way. 0:24:09.190 --> 0:24:09.830 More soup? 0:24:11.540 --> 0:24:14.560 Friday is as good a time as any to hang 0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:17.380 out with your fellow work colleagues, like the client services 0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:17.920 team at. 0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:18.440 Our radio station. 0:24:18.460 --> 0:24:19.679 When you say hang out with them, we're not going 0:24:19.700 --> 0:24:22.409 to a bar. We're going to hang around a water dispenser. 0:24:22.450 --> 0:24:24.030 Yeah, a water cooler. 0:24:24.190 --> 0:24:24.830 If you don't mind. 0:24:24.910 --> 0:24:27.530 And what happens around that water cooler? Well, there's water 0:24:27.550 --> 0:24:28.090 cooler chat. 0:24:30.070 --> 0:24:43.560 And from the team's whiteboard today, this is an interesting one. 0:24:44.420 --> 0:24:45.420 Be a billionaire. 0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:46.179 Would you rather? 0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:50.960 Would you rather be a billionaire with only 10 years 0:24:51.060 --> 0:24:56.140 to live or be poor but healthy till 100? 0:24:56.140 --> 0:24:57.120 You answer first. 0:24:57.300 --> 0:24:58.679 Well, I did. 0:24:58.760 --> 0:25:01.620 I fleshed out, how poor are you? Are you like, 0:25:02.060 --> 0:25:04.580 you know, living in a tip in Mumbai, poor? 0:25:04.700 --> 0:25:09.270 No, no. I don't think you need to go to 0:25:09.310 --> 0:25:09.920 that extreme. 0:25:09.940 --> 0:25:14.490 Okay, so what? I think it's... Say you're middle class. 0:25:14.510 --> 0:25:15.290 Would you be middle class? 0:25:15.350 --> 0:25:16.890 I think we'll say lower middle class. 0:25:16.950 --> 0:25:18.730 Lower middle class. You've got a five-row house. You've got 0:25:18.750 --> 0:25:24.230 two cars. Well, no, say you've got... You've got two cars. 0:25:24.250 --> 0:25:25.570 But you've got bills. You've got stuff. 0:25:25.590 --> 0:25:26.490 You've got bills you've got to pay. 0:25:26.510 --> 0:25:29.090 It doesn't mean you're having an unhappy life by any means. 0:25:29.130 --> 0:25:29.630 Not at all. 0:25:29.770 --> 0:25:31.650 But how about 10 years to live? 0:25:31.670 --> 0:25:32.630 You get 10 years to live. 0:25:32.750 --> 0:25:39.159 But as a billionaire, go anywhere, do anything, buy anything 0:25:39.220 --> 0:25:42.300 for the moment that you could indulge every cent for 0:25:42.300 --> 0:25:43.020 10 years. 0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:49.940 At my advanced age, I would take the middle class option. 0:25:49.980 --> 0:25:50.400 Would you? 0:25:50.580 --> 0:25:52.850 I'd be happy with my fibro house and my two cars. 0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:55.369 You'd live to 100. 0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:55.840 Yeah. 0:25:56.500 --> 0:25:58.419 I don't know. I have no interest in living to 100. 0:25:58.420 --> 0:26:02.290 Well, you know, you're a little bit older than me, so, 0:26:02.550 --> 0:26:03.439 you know, it's a good option. 0:26:03.460 --> 0:26:05.610 I'm a bit closer than you, but good option to 0:26:05.630 --> 0:26:06.710 just take the 10 years. 0:26:06.710 --> 0:26:07.710 10 years for you. 0:26:07.730 --> 0:26:09.930 But no, but the option is not so much the years, 0:26:09.990 --> 0:26:12.409 but the status of your life. 10 years to blow 0:26:12.430 --> 0:26:16.750 a whole lot of money or a longer life, healthy. 0:26:16.770 --> 0:26:18.520 I don't know. 0:26:18.540 --> 0:26:20.860 But I think a billionaire is unblowable. 0:26:21.740 --> 0:26:22.140 What do you mean? 0:26:22.240 --> 0:26:25.100 Well, if you've got a billion dollars, it's impossible to blow. 0:26:26.000 --> 0:26:27.379 So you wouldn't get the pleasure of blowing it. 0:26:27.460 --> 0:26:30.580 Even if you were given jet skis to people every day, 0:26:30.920 --> 0:26:32.360 you still wouldn't blow the money. 0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:34.710 No, that's right. That's the beauty of it. 0:26:35.070 --> 0:26:35.609 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:36.330 It's not finite. 0:26:36.350 --> 0:26:37.030 But it's an age thing. 0:26:37.070 --> 0:26:39.369 I just realised with this and all those people in 0:26:39.410 --> 0:26:42.530 the client services team, they're all youngsters. 0:26:42.590 --> 0:26:44.149 They can still go on a Contiki tour. 0:26:44.230 --> 0:26:46.650 Well, let's see what they would choose. Here's the question. 0:26:47.050 --> 0:26:49.410 Would you rather be a billionaire with only 10 years 0:26:49.450 --> 0:26:53.869 to live or be poor but healthy to your 100th? 0:26:53.950 --> 0:26:55.369 Am I right? You're a junior burger. 0:26:55.869 --> 0:26:58.180 I think I'd want to grow old and, yeah. 0:26:58.200 --> 0:26:58.600 There you go. 0:26:59.060 --> 0:27:01.220 Yeah, I don't know. I think with that money I 0:27:01.260 --> 0:27:02.840 might fly off the handle as well. 0:27:02.859 --> 0:27:04.879 That's okay. Be sending myself into outer space. 0:27:04.900 --> 0:27:07.040 Wouldn't it be great? So you have the ability to 0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:09.220 go crazy like Groundhog Day. 0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:10.940 Jem, my ride disappears to Uranus. 0:27:12.510 --> 0:27:14.750 It's still travel cheaply, you know. 0:27:15.290 --> 0:27:17.669 Well, that's what our water cooler chat is. 0:27:18.090 --> 0:27:20.630 Would you rather be a billionaire with only 10 years 0:27:20.670 --> 0:27:23.629 to live or be poor but healthy till you're 100? 0:27:23.630 --> 0:27:24.629 What are you choosing? 0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:26.850 On Friday, the best place to be is at the 0:27:26.869 --> 0:27:29.609 office water cooler because... Today's water cooler chat. 0:27:29.630 --> 0:27:31.429 The question is, would you rather be a billionaire with 0:27:31.470 --> 0:27:33.750 only 10 years to live or be poor but healthy? 0:27:49.380 --> 0:27:50.600 So you're 100. 0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:53.500 I'm going the... So we're not poor. I think the 0:27:53.540 --> 0:27:54.580 word poor... No, no, no. 0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:55.359 It's got to be poor. 0:27:55.540 --> 0:27:55.820 Poor. 0:27:55.940 --> 0:27:57.740 And I don't mean to discriminate, but it's got to 0:27:57.760 --> 0:27:59.100 be that the money is an issue. 0:27:59.140 --> 0:28:00.820 We're not living in a tip in Mumbai. 0:28:00.859 --> 0:28:01.980 No, we're not. No, we're not. 0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:03.020 Because you've read about that. 0:28:03.060 --> 0:28:05.040 You know, in Mumbai, they've got the people that live 0:28:05.060 --> 0:28:06.900 in the tip and they've got the people that break 0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.160 up the boats, you know, the ships. 0:28:09.530 --> 0:28:09.710 Yeah. 0:28:09.990 --> 0:28:12.250 And they said to the guy that owns the shipping yard, 0:28:12.609 --> 0:28:15.010 they said to him, you know, aren't you ashamed about 0:28:15.050 --> 0:28:18.000 giving these people... such paltry pay for such a risky job. 0:28:18.300 --> 0:28:20.380 And he said, if I didn't give them this money, 0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:24.869 they would fall through the cracks and end up living 0:28:24.900 --> 0:28:27.449 in the tip. So the people in the tip are 0:28:27.490 --> 0:28:30.970 hoping to get to the ships, break it up the ships. 0:28:31.010 --> 0:28:33.030 And it's easy for me to say, but a lot 0:28:33.070 --> 0:28:35.909 of people who are on hard times find a lot 0:28:35.950 --> 0:28:38.760 of joy and beauty in their lives. It's very patronising 0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:40.260 for us to say that's not a good way to live, 0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:40.540 I know. 0:28:42.250 --> 0:28:43.190 Wayne has joined us. 0:28:43.230 --> 0:28:43.950 Hello, Wayne. 0:28:43.970 --> 0:28:44.990 Want to call a chat, Wayne? 0:28:45.070 --> 0:28:49.230 What are you choosing? A billionaire, 10 years to live, poor, healthy, 0:28:49.450 --> 0:28:52.280 and living to 100? Hello, Queen Amanda. 0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:54.740 Hello, Mr. Brother Jay. 0:28:55.460 --> 0:28:56.120 It is Wayne. 0:28:56.660 --> 0:28:57.280 That's Wayne. 0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:58.780 The one that stuck up with the egg. 0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:02.070 Yeah, that's Wayne. Thank you for being part of the 0:29:02.130 --> 0:29:02.469 egg chat. 0:29:02.490 --> 0:29:04.790 You were the only one who supported Brendan in his quest. 0:29:04.650 --> 0:29:06.430 To flush an egg. I tell you right now, Wayne, 0:29:06.450 --> 0:29:07.590 what do you do for crust, Wayne? 0:29:08.710 --> 0:29:10.930 I deliver medical supplies. 0:29:10.970 --> 0:29:12.550 Okay, so you know how stuff works. 0:29:13.510 --> 0:29:13.890 Oh, yes. 0:29:14.090 --> 0:29:16.330 Yes, you know a toilet is built for a boiled egg. 0:29:16.490 --> 0:29:20.600 See, Amanda's people, they all like the ideas of, you know, oh, yes, 0:29:20.630 --> 0:29:23.040 let's all do this. But, you know, they're not the 0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:23.920 real people that are working. 0:29:23.780 --> 0:29:24.060 In the world. 0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:25.719 Wayne, let's get back to the point at hand. Would 0:29:25.760 --> 0:29:27.540 you rather be a billionaire with only 10 years to 0:29:27.600 --> 0:29:29.620 live or be poor and healthy to your 100? 0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:33.760 Oh, look, it has to be a billionaire for 10 years. 0:29:33.980 --> 0:29:36.900 My reasoning behind this... Because look what Trump has done 0:29:36.940 --> 0:29:39.890 to the world in eight years, in 10 years as 0:29:39.970 --> 0:29:41.680 being a billionaire, I could fix it. 0:29:42.260 --> 0:29:45.180 Well, Wayne, that is very altruistic. 0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:47.100 Very altruistic. Thank you, Wayne. 0:29:47.140 --> 0:29:49.100 Thank you, Wayne. He's going to be putting a Fabergé 0:29:49.160 --> 0:29:50.340 egg down that toilet. 0:29:51.860 --> 0:29:53.900 Well, that's made of porcelain, so you wouldn't do that. 0:29:54.800 --> 0:29:56.460 Thank you, Wayne. Kate has joined us. 0:29:56.480 --> 0:29:57.940 Hello, Kate. What are you choosing? 0:29:58.820 --> 0:30:02.120 Oh, I'm definitely going to be a billionaire. And I'm 0:30:02.140 --> 0:30:04.990 going to live my best life for those 10 years 0:30:05.230 --> 0:30:08.410 and go out with a bang with hopefully, I'm a 0:30:08.430 --> 0:30:10.610 bit like Wayne, I want to give a lot away. 0:30:10.630 --> 0:30:13.090 Oh, nice. So Kate, do you mind if I ask 0:30:13.150 --> 0:30:13.750 how old are you? 0:30:13.770 --> 0:30:13.830 Me? 0:30:15.330 --> 0:30:15.980 Oh, I am 49. 0:30:15.970 --> 0:30:16.040 49. 0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:17.430 So that means that you will be. 0:30:20.290 --> 0:30:20.920 To 59. 0:30:20.910 --> 0:30:21.750 Good maths, Brendan. 0:30:21.770 --> 0:30:24.770 But that's no good. Like, 59 is a great age. Like, 0:30:24.790 --> 0:30:25.410 I'm 59 next year. 0:30:25.430 --> 0:30:28.370 There are no guarantees for anyone how long they're going 0:30:28.390 --> 0:30:28.670 to live. 0:30:28.870 --> 0:30:29.150 Kate. 0:30:29.170 --> 0:30:30.610 We're giving you some guarantees here. 0:30:30.630 --> 0:30:30.840 Thank you. 0:30:30.850 --> 0:30:31.530 Thank you, Kate. 0:30:31.990 --> 0:30:32.930 Sloane is in Kirwan. 0:30:32.970 --> 0:30:34.860 Alright, Sloane, over to you. Would you rather be a 0:30:34.890 --> 0:30:38.100 billionaire with 10 years to live or healthy but poor 0:30:38.140 --> 0:30:38.500 till you're 100? 0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:42.640 I think this is easy. I mean, I would not 0:30:42.740 --> 0:30:46.300 trade money for a lengthy life with my family and 0:30:46.460 --> 0:30:50.250 friends and like leaving a positive impact. I think ultimately 0:30:50.950 --> 0:30:53.930 life is good, no matter the circumstances. And I think 0:30:54.030 --> 0:30:56.650 obviously it's mindset. So, you know, when you're poor, you 0:30:56.670 --> 0:30:57.630 can still be happy. 0:30:57.650 --> 0:31:00.300 Yeah, actually it's a very good answer. Interestingly, Sloane, if 0:31:00.340 --> 0:31:02.420 we said to your family, Sloane has chosen not to 0:31:02.460 --> 0:31:04.980 take the billion dollars, would they be so happy with 0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:08.240 the decision you've made? Oh, come on. 0:31:08.500 --> 0:31:12.040 I can genuinely say they would be absolutely happy. elated 0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:14.140 that I have chosen the way that I've chosen. 0:31:14.340 --> 0:31:17.140 Because you're a good person, Sloane. You've shamed us all. 0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:18.160 Thank you, Sloane. Thank you, Sloane. 0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:19.780 Andrew is a narrow one. 0:31:19.980 --> 0:31:22.180 Over to you, Andrew, the last call. Be a billionaire 0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:24.280 with only 10 years to live or be poor but 0:31:24.340 --> 0:31:26.440 healthy till you're 100? 0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:29.610 I'd rather be poor and healthy till 100. 0:31:29.610 --> 0:31:33.930 Now, the reason why, there's not much point in being 0:31:33.950 --> 0:31:35.650 the richest person in the cemetery. 0:31:36.790 --> 0:31:37.210 It's true. 0:31:37.470 --> 0:31:39.050 It's true, but you may end up being the poorest 0:31:39.090 --> 0:31:40.810 person in the cemetery. What's the point of that as well? 0:31:41.220 --> 0:31:42.900 We're all going to end up in the cemetery. 0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:45.340 Yeah, but you'd have a hell of a headstone. Big 0:31:45.420 --> 0:31:46.180 marble thing. 0:31:46.820 --> 0:31:47.620 If you're the big rich one. 0:31:47.700 --> 0:31:50.420 If you're the big rich one. I'd build a crypt. 0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:52.300 Told you I was rich. 0:31:52.340 --> 0:31:54.200 That's what your final words would be. 0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:54.390 Thank you. 0:31:54.770 --> 0:31:55.940 Thank you to everybody. 0:31:56.050 --> 0:32:13.730 Thank you for joining us round. I like speciality stores. 0:32:14.110 --> 0:32:16.270 Oh, here we go. Is this some kink shaming that's 0:32:16.310 --> 0:32:17.690 going to go on that I need to get my 0:32:17.730 --> 0:32:19.710 kink shaming cards in a row? 0:32:19.910 --> 0:32:22.630 Are we talking about you? No, you. 0:32:22.670 --> 0:32:25.010 What kind of specialty stores are we talking about? 0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.660 You know, sometimes Bunnings isn't going to cut it. It's 0:32:27.740 --> 0:32:29.160 not going to be enough for me. And I do 0:32:29.220 --> 0:32:33.300 like Bunnings. I do like Super Cheap Order. I do 0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:34.220 like Whitworth's. 0:32:34.260 --> 0:32:36.100 What happens in Whitworth's? I thought there was a bookshop. 0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:41.600 Shipping chandlery. Okay. I do like shipping chandlery. That's, you know, 0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:43.580 my go-to. I don't actually buy anything there. 0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:45.640 Remind me never to spend a weekend with you. 0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:49.650 But then today I found a shop that is fully 0:32:49.690 --> 0:32:51.190 specialty stores. 0:32:51.250 --> 0:32:53.650 This isn't the shop that you went to that's got 0:32:53.810 --> 0:32:55.230 parts for your pinball machine? 0:32:55.330 --> 0:32:57.550 No, no, no, no. Oh, that'd be great if there 0:32:57.570 --> 0:33:00.560 was such a place as a shop for pinball machines. 0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:03.120 Don't even tease me with that stuff. That's my kink 0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:03.960 right there. 0:33:04.580 --> 0:33:06.640 I've got a lot of furniture and I've got a 0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:09.290 lot of wooden floors that So what I do is 0:33:09.310 --> 0:33:11.150 I like to move the furniture around a little bit, 0:33:11.190 --> 0:33:13.710 you know, chairs and tables and things like that so 0:33:13.750 --> 0:33:15.330 they don't scratch the floor. 0:33:15.350 --> 0:33:15.870 Right. 0:33:15.970 --> 0:33:17.670 So I used to get. 0:33:17.770 --> 0:33:20.150 Get those little felt caster things you put on the bottom. 0:33:20.210 --> 0:33:21.610 Yeah, they're not going to cut it because they just, 0:33:21.970 --> 0:33:24.230 they end up falling off and scratch the floor. 0:33:24.520 --> 0:33:26.720 So I have in the past got a series of 0:33:26.780 --> 0:33:29.780 casters from the caster. 0:33:29.360 --> 0:33:30.100 Aisle at Bunnings. 0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:31.380 Casters meaning little wheels. 0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:33.540 For little wheels you put on the bottom of the chairs. 0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:34.480 To screw them on. 0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:34.900 Yeah. 0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:38.320 That's exhausting. I've got an old school medical bench. That 0:33:38.360 --> 0:33:41.320 I got from a general practitioner doctor. 0:33:41.380 --> 0:33:43.280 That must have bad juice. What do you use it for? 0:33:43.340 --> 0:33:43.580 Drink? 0:33:43.860 --> 0:33:44.870 No, no, you can sit on it. 0:33:45.340 --> 0:33:47.790 And it's great when you put, and the person before 0:33:47.810 --> 0:33:49.610 me chopped the legs off it. So it's not as, 0:33:49.950 --> 0:33:50.410 it used to be. 0:33:50.430 --> 0:33:52.570 And took the bodies off, presumably. 0:33:52.610 --> 0:33:54.210 So he's chopped the legs and turned it into a 0:33:54.650 --> 0:33:55.290 small table. 0:33:55.310 --> 0:33:57.090 But I do like when people come around to watch 0:33:57.930 --> 0:34:01.090 the footy or the cars racing or whatever. I like 0:34:01.110 --> 0:34:03.620 to move it around a bit so we can all 0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:05.280 enjoy the fiesta. 0:34:06.900 --> 0:34:07.080 Right. 0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:12.319 Did you go to a shop that sells words? And 0:34:12.340 --> 0:34:13.980 you could put wheels on it and speed it up 0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:14.740 any time. 0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:18.359 I've just disappeared up my own bum. 0:34:18.390 --> 0:34:23.640 You've even bored yourself. Anyway. Come back and finish this off. 0:34:23.910 --> 0:34:27.410 What I've discovered, the wheels that I got from Bunnings 0:34:27.770 --> 0:34:29.790 that were on the bottom of my medical bench weren't 0:34:29.830 --> 0:34:33.430 cutting it. They just couldn't keep up to code. So 0:34:33.650 --> 0:34:36.770 I thought, and I said to the dude in the aisle, 0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:39.040 I said, I need a better caster. 0:34:39.060 --> 0:34:40.880 He goes, you might have to go to a specialty 0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:43.680 caster store. And I said, is there such a thing? 0:34:43.700 --> 0:34:44.560 And he goes, yeah, there is. 0:34:44.580 --> 0:34:45.380 I went, oh. 0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:47.500 So he didn't want to tell me where it was. 0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:49.360 I had to find that out myself. But it's a place, 0:34:49.800 --> 0:34:53.580 and they just sell casters, like wheels, dollies. 0:34:53.780 --> 0:34:55.040 Remind me never to go there. 0:34:55.360 --> 0:34:56.720 Man, it is. 0:34:57.260 --> 0:35:01.210 If you want furniture and bed casters, miniseries casters, utilities casters, 0:35:01.550 --> 0:35:03.950 Stainless steel utility casters. 0:35:03.989 --> 0:35:05.140 Has Big Caster got to you? 0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:06.560 Big, and I love it. 0:35:06.660 --> 0:35:11.180 I walked in there and it was, there was me 0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:14.040 looking around at all those casters. 0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:16.759 I'd rather go to Redback Spider World. 0:35:19.510 --> 0:35:21.430 They've got everything that you need. Do you need something 0:35:21.469 --> 0:35:22.830 that needs to be pushed around at home? 0:35:23.489 --> 0:35:25.110 Wouldn't it? Well, a wheel's a wheel. 0:35:26.010 --> 0:35:30.340 No. No, it's not, friend. You need a specialty store. 0:35:30.840 --> 0:35:31.140 You know? 0:35:32.310 --> 0:35:34.090 Imagine if you asked a question of the person who 0:35:34.140 --> 0:35:35.879 worked there and they didn't know the answer. You'd go, 0:35:36.020 --> 0:35:36.440 come on. 0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:38.779 They knew straight away. I said, if I buy these 0:35:38.860 --> 0:35:41.140 four casters, how much weight will they take? 0:35:41.260 --> 0:35:43.740 And they said 400 kilos. And I went, well, that 0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:44.450 is pretty good. 0:35:44.469 --> 0:35:48.250 Do you have to weigh your friends first? Before you 0:35:48.270 --> 0:35:50.989 enjoy the fiesta, as you said. You are giving me 0:35:51.050 --> 0:35:54.819 a siesta just thinking about it. Come on. 0:35:54.930 --> 0:35:58.640 Come on. What's the matter with you? Do women not 0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:00.000 understand speciality stores? 0:36:00.020 --> 0:36:02.340 You know, I went into a yarn store on the weekend. 0:36:02.420 --> 0:36:05.760 I don't even knit, but I browsed around a yarn store. 0:36:05.780 --> 0:36:08.100 Do you want me to gush on about that? 0:36:08.620 --> 0:36:10.820 I just gave you a good yarn just moments ago. 0:36:13.600 --> 0:36:16.760 Can this end now? I want to get to the weekend. 0:36:16.860 --> 0:36:17.319 Hurry up. 0:36:18.300 --> 0:36:23.719 You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. We had 0:36:23.739 --> 0:36:25.840 so many requests for them to do it again. Jonesy 0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:26.420 and Amanda. 0:36:26.440 --> 0:36:27.970 Amanda, she just cracks me up. 0:36:27.980 --> 0:36:29.570 Maybe you shouldn't lay off the moonshine. 0:36:29.630 --> 0:36:31.350 Jonesy's always knocking Amanda. 0:36:31.469 --> 0:36:32.190 It's so weak. 0:36:32.270 --> 0:36:34.670 Amanda's always knocking Jonesy. 0:36:34.790 --> 0:36:35.509 I'm done. 0:36:35.550 --> 0:36:39.360 Friday Field Sessions and Today Youth Group are going to 0:36:39.380 --> 0:36:41.840 be joining us and they're going to perform. 0:36:41.540 --> 0:36:42.880 This one, Forever Young. 0:36:43.300 --> 0:36:44.120 Of course. 0:36:47.780 --> 0:36:50.990 They didn't write that song. That came out in 1984. 0:36:50.989 --> 0:36:52.330 German. The German. 0:36:52.610 --> 0:36:55.650 And they had a lot of hair, this Alpha Ville. 0:36:57.790 --> 0:37:04.910 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 0:37:05.969 --> 0:37:06.720 Saw what you did there. 0:37:07.820 --> 0:37:11.860 That song came to, I was hosting a gig for KTM, 0:37:11.900 --> 0:37:16.600 the motorcycle people, many years ago, and Andy Caldicott had died. 0:37:16.660 --> 0:37:21.130 He was a great Adventure Rider, those Paris Dakar rallies 0:37:21.150 --> 0:37:24.910 and all those. He died in 2006 in that particular 0:37:24.950 --> 0:37:27.589 race and they used that as his tribute and there 0:37:27.650 --> 0:37:30.360 wasn't a dry eye in the house and the song 0:37:30.660 --> 0:37:31.279 had just come out. 0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:32.899 It's now 20 years old. 0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:36.060 That song means a lot to a lot of people. 0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:36.640 It does. 0:37:36.660 --> 0:37:38.339 A couple of generations worth now. 0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:41.510 So now it's been remixed by a bunch of DJs. 0:37:41.530 --> 0:37:50.670 We've got the Soft Focus remix. The Sweet Boy Sonnet remix. 0:37:54.989 --> 0:37:56.870 And the Deep Sea Arcade remix. 0:37:57.310 --> 0:38:00.280 Do I have to choose one? 0:38:00.780 --> 0:38:05.720 And there's this one, Ryan. Crazy Frog remix. 0:38:05.780 --> 0:38:07.500 That brings tears to my eyes for another reason. 0:38:08.180 --> 0:38:10.500 Youth group are joining us next on Gold. 0:38:12.840 --> 0:38:16.980 Our next guests are the ARIA award-winning chart-topping youth group. 0:38:17.630 --> 0:38:20.400 They broke onto the scene 30 years ago before catapulting 0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:23.930 to superstardom with the song Forever Young. To mark three 0:38:24.110 --> 0:38:26.690 decades of the band, the guys are heading out on tour. 0:38:26.890 --> 0:38:29.390 But before that begins, they're joining us right here, right now. 0:38:29.430 --> 0:38:29.810 Here they are. 0:38:29.860 --> 0:38:32.520 From Friday Fields, Toby and Patrick. Hello. 0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:34.660 Youth Group are in the house. 0:38:34.700 --> 0:38:35.160 How are you doing? 0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:35.819 Great. 0:38:36.000 --> 0:38:38.820 Half of, 50% of Youth Group. I've got to say, yeah. 0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:41.200 Well, we had two-fifths of Midnight Oil a couple of 0:38:41.219 --> 0:38:41.719 weeks ago. 0:38:43.070 --> 0:38:44.770 We're into fractions. We're quite happy with that. 0:38:44.830 --> 0:38:47.590 Yeah, we're a very simple one, just split down half. 0:38:47.710 --> 0:38:49.569 We're the Sydney half of Youth Group. 0:38:49.590 --> 0:38:49.890 All right. 0:38:49.930 --> 0:38:50.009 Yeah. 0:38:50.469 --> 0:38:53.069 So it was the, it was, um, what was the 0:38:53.090 --> 0:38:54.850 TV show? It was the OC, wasn't it? 0:38:55.010 --> 0:38:55.170 Yeah. 0:38:55.190 --> 0:38:57.569 That sent you guys into the stratosphere. Talk us through 0:38:57.590 --> 0:38:59.469 what that period of your life must've been like. 0:38:59.930 --> 0:39:02.980 Um, yeah, it was, it was, it was quite surreal 0:39:03.060 --> 0:39:05.799 for us. We, um, so the OC had played our 0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:12.879 song Shadowland, um, the previous year and then 2005, I guess, uh, 0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:15.819 they asked us to do a cover of Forever Young and, um, 0:39:15.940 --> 0:39:18.649 it wasn't something that we necessarily chose, but. when you're 0:39:18.710 --> 0:39:21.250 asked by the OC, I guess it's like, it's pretty strong, 0:39:21.750 --> 0:39:23.000 you know, feeling to say yes. 0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:24.339 It's like, okay, yeah, we'll give it a go. 0:39:24.380 --> 0:39:26.520 So we recorded it and we put our own spin 0:39:26.580 --> 0:39:30.160 on it on this kind of eighties synth, synth song. Uh, Um, 0:39:30.420 --> 0:39:33.120 and then, then it was using the soundtrack, but it 0:39:33.140 --> 0:39:35.580 was also used on the ad here in Australia. And then, yeah, 0:39:35.620 --> 0:39:37.859 so I went to number one in 2006, but we 0:39:37.900 --> 0:39:40.860 were in the middle of recording the next album actually 0:39:40.920 --> 0:39:43.700 in Los Angeles, as you do, um, like while it 0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:46.110 was going to number one. So it was all happening 0:39:46.210 --> 0:39:49.210 here in Australia, but while we were away, so yeah, 0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:52.620 Friends would be messaging us saying, you know, your song 0:39:53.040 --> 0:39:55.130 is everywhere. And it's like, I'm getting really sick of it. 0:39:55.260 --> 0:39:57.299 It's like every car and it's like every shop. 0:39:57.480 --> 0:39:58.360 And I was like, really? 0:39:58.380 --> 0:39:58.900 That's weird. 0:39:58.940 --> 0:40:00.320 Oh, well, back to recording our album. 0:40:00.780 --> 0:40:02.140 You missed out on all your own hype. 0:40:02.180 --> 0:40:04.239 Yeah, we totally missed out. I mean, I got a 0:40:04.320 --> 0:40:07.210 taxi once when that was on in the taxi. There 0:40:07.390 --> 0:40:07.690 you go. 0:40:07.730 --> 0:40:10.209 When you see that in movies and things, everyone goes, whoa, 0:40:10.270 --> 0:40:12.630 I'm on. How did it feel when that happened? 0:40:12.910 --> 0:40:13.089 Yeah. 0:40:14.230 --> 0:40:16.070 Did you stick your head out the roof and scream? 0:40:16.150 --> 0:40:17.890 I might have said to the taxi driver, this is us. 0:40:17.950 --> 0:40:18.509 And he was like, what? 0:40:19.030 --> 0:40:19.279 I don't know. 0:40:19.300 --> 0:40:20.319 It didn't make any sense to him. 0:40:21.500 --> 0:40:23.380 I mean, it's still, it's, you still hear it a 0:40:23.380 --> 0:40:27.440 lot in, in, you know, supermarkets. 0:40:27.580 --> 0:40:29.850 When you're on Coles radio, you know, you've made it. 0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:33.200 That's the, but the original version is totally different to you. 0:40:33.270 --> 0:40:34.970 Like you guys made it your own version. 0:40:35.090 --> 0:40:35.430 Yeah. 0:40:35.570 --> 0:40:38.290 I mean, we, that was a beautiful moment for us 0:40:38.330 --> 0:40:41.489 as a band because, um, Patrick and Cameron had just 0:40:41.530 --> 0:40:43.200 joined the band and we were just sort of, you know, 0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:45.819 establishing what our sound was. And in some ways that, 0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:48.140 That cover of Forever Young is one of the first 0:40:48.180 --> 0:40:50.859 things we actually recorded as a four-piece. And I was like, 0:40:50.880 --> 0:40:51.319 this is us. 0:40:51.340 --> 0:40:52.060 This is our sound. 0:40:52.360 --> 0:40:55.239 For many people, I know that it's been a funeral song. 0:40:56.489 --> 0:40:58.930 That must be, what do people tell you about the 0:40:59.090 --> 0:41:02.210 incredible moments that the song's been used for? 0:41:02.810 --> 0:41:05.529 Well, they played it at Philip Hughes' funeral, you know, 0:41:05.550 --> 0:41:06.290 the cricket player. 0:41:06.310 --> 0:41:06.650 Yeah. 0:41:06.989 --> 0:41:11.560 There's something about that song. People, when someone dies young, 0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:13.180 that was what they were thinking. 0:41:13.420 --> 0:41:13.840 Yeah. 0:41:14.140 --> 0:41:16.480 But you wouldn't have thought that when you were recording it. 0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:17.719 No, not at all. 0:41:18.020 --> 0:41:21.500 Well, in fact, in American context, it's known as the 0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:24.670 prom song, right? So it's like the slow dance song 0:41:24.690 --> 0:41:27.250 at the prom. And in the film Napoleon Dynamite, they 0:41:27.430 --> 0:41:29.950 use the Alphaville version as the slow dance song. And 0:41:30.590 --> 0:41:33.700 in the OC scene, the two characters are like, oh, 0:41:33.710 --> 0:41:35.719 they're playing our song. So it's like a romantic song. 0:41:36.440 --> 0:41:39.580 But the lyrics aren't really... Romantic. I mean, the lyrics 0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:41.440 are sort of about mortality. 0:41:41.580 --> 0:41:43.399 They are melancholic in a way, aren't they? 0:41:43.440 --> 0:41:43.660 Yeah. 0:41:43.680 --> 0:41:46.620 So I can see why people think it works as 0:41:46.660 --> 0:41:47.739 a funeral song. 0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:50.759 Well, it works as a Friday feels session. That's what 0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:52.940 I'm thinking right now because it's Friday. 0:41:53.100 --> 0:41:56.010 It's uplifting as well as being reflective. 0:41:56.030 --> 0:41:57.890 It's a kick in the feels, good and bad. All 0:41:57.930 --> 0:41:58.470 the feels. 0:41:58.510 --> 0:41:59.850 Yeah, the best kind of music. 0:41:59.890 --> 0:42:02.969 Yeah, that's right. So we've got the more... I'm not 0:42:02.989 --> 0:42:05.330 going to say the capable part of youth group. I 0:42:05.330 --> 0:42:06.310 don't want to cause trouble. 0:42:06.330 --> 0:42:07.330 No, the best part. 0:42:07.350 --> 0:42:09.589 The best part of youth group is here. There hasn't 0:42:09.610 --> 0:42:11.590 been a split in youth group. It's just, it's a 0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:12.560 geographical thing. 0:42:12.900 --> 0:42:15.980 So what do you guys need to prepare to play 0:42:16.260 --> 0:42:17.120 Forever Young for us? 0:42:17.760 --> 0:42:21.080 We need to get our acoustic guitar and our bass together. 0:42:21.100 --> 0:42:24.380 We're going to do an acoustic version of Forever Young, 0:42:24.580 --> 0:42:28.150 which is quite apt because we have just recorded a 0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:31.680 a version of Forever Young acoustic. So we've just put 0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:34.680 out an EP which has remixes and re-records on it 0:42:35.580 --> 0:42:37.299 for the 20th anniversary. So we're going to do the 0:42:37.340 --> 0:42:38.150 acoustic version. 0:42:38.489 --> 0:42:41.210 This is great. Well, Stand By Youth Group are going 0:42:41.230 --> 0:42:43.570 to come up next with Forever Young on Gold. 0:42:43.850 --> 0:42:46.069 See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on 0:42:46.130 --> 0:42:46.710 our socials. 0:42:46.910 --> 0:42:48.009 Jonesy and Amanda! 0:42:48.030 --> 0:42:49.740 Follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 0:42:50.310 --> 0:42:54.340 Gold, it's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home. Friday feels sessions. 0:42:54.780 --> 0:42:57.920 What about today? We've got half a youth group. So 0:42:57.980 --> 0:43:00.759 is it youth duo or a couple of essays in 0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:01.320 the studio? 0:43:03.420 --> 0:43:06.700 Yeah, we're a very small gang. A gang of two. 0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:08.950 Hanging around Westfield scaring old ladies. 0:43:09.030 --> 0:43:12.330 When you're 88, can you be a youth group? I mean, 0:43:12.410 --> 0:43:14.109 I guess the song is about looking back. 0:43:14.170 --> 0:43:14.989 No, definitely you can. 0:43:15.030 --> 0:43:15.330 I mean, the. 0:43:16.100 --> 0:43:18.029 The name itself was supposed to be a bit funny 0:43:18.110 --> 0:43:20.910 when we formed when we were about 22. So it's 0:43:20.930 --> 0:43:25.570 getting funnier, hopefully, as we get older. 0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:28.600 Well, today, Toby and Patrick from Youth Group are going 0:43:28.620 --> 0:43:32.180 to be playing Forever Young. Without any further ado, on gold, 0:43:32.580 --> 0:43:32.950 here we go. 0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:53.800 Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while. 0:43:53.969 --> 0:43:59.430 Heaven can wait, we're only watching the skies. Hoping for 0:43:59.450 --> 0:44:01.880 the best but expecting the worst. 0:44:01.940 --> 0:44:04.520 Are you gonna drop the bomb or not? 0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:11.100 Let us die young or let us live forever. Don't 0:44:11.140 --> 0:44:14.279 have the power but we never say never. 0:44:14.840 --> 0:44:15.779 Sitting in a. 0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:22.850 Sandpit life is a short trip. Music's for the sad man. 0:44:22.910 --> 0:44:27.430 Can you imagine when this race is wrong? Turn our 0:44:27.469 --> 0:44:30.910 golden faces into the sun. 0:44:30.969 --> 0:44:32.490 Praising our leaders. 0:44:32.950 --> 0:44:41.489 Getting in tune. Music's played by the Forever young, I 0:44:41.510 --> 0:44:48.660 want to be forever young. Do you really want to 0:44:48.700 --> 0:44:50.090 live forever? 0:44:51.170 --> 0:44:54.609 Forever, forever, yeah. 0:45:11.980 --> 0:45:16.300 Some are like water, some are like the heat Some 0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:21.780 are the melody, some are the beat Sooner or later 0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:23.860 they'll all be gone. 0:45:23.860 --> 0:45:25.480 But don't they stay young? 0:45:27.950 --> 0:45:32.230 It's hard to get on without a cause I don't 0:45:32.330 --> 0:45:36.990 want to perish like a failing horse Youth is like 0:45:37.010 --> 0:45:38.770 diamonds in the sun. 0:45:40.270 --> 0:45:42.510 Diamonds are forever. 0:45:44.070 --> 0:45:49.650 So many events just couldn't happen today So many songs 0:45:49.670 --> 0:45:54.770 that we forgot to play So many dreams swinging out 0:45:54.870 --> 0:45:57.050 of the blue We let them. 0:45:56.969 --> 0:45:58.350 Come true. 0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:06.460 Forever young I wanna be forever young. 0:46:08.250 --> 0:46:15.630 Do you really want to live forever, forever, forever? 0:46:16.650 --> 0:46:24.940 Forever young, I want to be forever young. Do you 0:46:24.960 --> 0:46:51.140 really want to live forever, forever and ever? I want 0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:57.819 to be forever young Do you really want to live 0:46:57.930 --> 0:47:09.089 forever Forever Forever Forever young I want to be forever 0:47:09.180 --> 0:47:19.720 young Do you really want to live forever Forever. 0:47:21.640 --> 0:47:22.319 I can't speak. 0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:26.020 Oh, wow. Normally it's me crying. It's your time today. 0:47:27.160 --> 0:47:28.770 I think you've been, I know you've been to a 0:47:28.810 --> 0:47:29.790 funeral with that song. 0:47:29.930 --> 0:47:34.630 Well, yeah, but fellas, honestly, I can't speak. 0:47:34.710 --> 0:47:37.150 No, that is a song that takes you back to 0:47:37.210 --> 0:47:40.150 so many parts of your life. And the lyric line 0:47:40.770 --> 0:47:43.669 is so, as we all get older, doesn't it kick 0:47:43.710 --> 0:47:46.030 you everywhere in the heart, doesn't it, that song? 0:47:46.070 --> 0:47:46.279 Yeah, yeah. 0:47:46.980 --> 0:47:50.600 Um, it's funny, like I've sung that song so many times, obviously, 0:47:50.660 --> 0:47:52.719 like over the years and it's, they are, I mean, 0:47:52.739 --> 0:47:54.719 I didn't, I didn't write the lyrics obviously, but like 0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:55.779 every time you sing it, it's like you get a 0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:58.930 little something else out of it. There's like, there's the 0:47:58.969 --> 0:48:01.130 line about, um, dropping the bomb or not. And it 0:48:01.150 --> 0:48:02.910 was written in the eighties and it's like got this, 0:48:02.950 --> 0:48:05.549 you know, is it about sort of fear of nuclear war? 0:48:05.590 --> 0:48:07.550 And then it's got other sort of more general ideas 0:48:07.590 --> 0:48:09.410 about mortality and all that kind of thing. So yeah, 0:48:09.430 --> 0:48:12.589 it's a very open song, I guess, that enables people 0:48:12.610 --> 0:48:13.090 to have their own. 0:48:13.900 --> 0:48:18.480 From high school formals to funerals, it's got you covered. 0:48:18.540 --> 0:48:21.680 It is. What an incredible legacy. What a gift. That 0:48:21.719 --> 0:48:23.440 is your song and thank you so much. 0:48:23.780 --> 0:48:26.260 Toby Patrick. Toby Patrick. That's what it's become. 0:48:26.420 --> 0:48:26.899 That's right. 0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:28.569 It's just blurred. Thank you. 0:48:28.590 --> 0:48:29.279 It's a good name for us. 0:48:29.290 --> 0:48:29.790 Oh, hang on. 0:48:29.830 --> 0:48:32.009 The fellas are sitting there going, hang on a minute. 0:48:32.950 --> 0:48:35.930 Youth group, check them out at youthgroupband. Boys, thank you 0:48:36.050 --> 0:48:36.549 so much. 0:48:36.630 --> 0:48:36.900 Thank you. 0:48:36.910 --> 0:48:37.350 Thank you. 0:48:37.489 --> 0:48:39.149 This has been very enjoyable. Thanks a lot. 0:48:39.190 --> 0:48:39.669 Thank you. 0:48:39.710 --> 0:48:40.069 Thank you. 0:48:40.310 --> 0:48:41.370 Jam Nation. 0:48:42.290 --> 0:48:42.969 Everybody. 0:48:43.010 --> 0:48:43.589 Best money. 0:48:43.670 --> 0:48:44.270 Extra cash. 0:48:44.370 --> 0:48:44.910 Any money. 0:48:44.950 --> 0:48:45.990 Jonesy and Amanda's. 0:48:46.530 --> 0:48:46.770 Grab. 0:48:47.290 --> 0:48:50.700 Forever Young is Instagram. Ten questions, 60 seconds on the clock. 0:48:50.719 --> 0:48:52.080 You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll 0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:54.120 come back to that question if time permits. You get 0:48:54.140 --> 0:48:56.260 all the questions right, $ 1, 000. 0:48:55.420 --> 0:48:58.720 You can make it $ 2, 000, but it is by answering 0:48:58.760 --> 0:49:00.920 a bonus question and it's double or nothing. 0:49:01.180 --> 0:49:02.480 Dan is in Sedives. 0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:03.240 Hi, Dan. 0:49:04.340 --> 0:49:05.520 Hey, how are you going? 0:49:05.540 --> 0:49:08.930 Very well, thank you. Dan, let's hope that it's you today. 0:49:08.950 --> 0:49:09.450 Yeah, Dan. 0:49:09.550 --> 0:49:10.890 We want to hear you go, woo-hoo. 0:49:11.830 --> 0:49:13.270 I'll give it a good go, woo-hoo. 0:49:13.550 --> 0:49:16.450 Oh, see, you're practising. I'm happy for it. We've got 0:49:16.450 --> 0:49:19.390 10 questions. We've got 60 seconds. Don't forget to say 0:49:19.430 --> 0:49:21.020 pass if you're not. sure because we might have time 0:49:21.060 --> 0:49:22.020 to come back, okay? 0:49:23.060 --> 0:49:23.400 Okay. 0:49:23.580 --> 0:49:25.920 All right. Dan, good luck because here we go. Question 0:49:25.960 --> 0:49:28.000 number one. How many are in a dozen? 0:49:28.020 --> 0:49:29.640 Twelve. 0:49:29.930 --> 0:49:33.090 Question two. Twelve. What colour is the original Pac-Man? 0:49:34.870 --> 0:49:35.250 Yellow. 0:49:35.590 --> 0:49:38.130 Question three. Finish this. Twinkle, twinkle, little. 0:49:38.150 --> 0:49:39.690 Star. 0:49:39.950 --> 0:49:42.950 Question four, Pennywise is a character from which horror film? 0:49:45.100 --> 0:49:47.940 Oh, no, nothing about them. I'll pass. 0:49:48.340 --> 0:49:51.319 Question five, in which Australian state or territory do you 0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:52.480 find Lake Burley Griffin? 0:49:54.000 --> 0:49:54.819 In ACT. 0:49:54.920 --> 0:49:58.140 Question six, what's the only even prime number? 0:50:01.100 --> 0:50:01.299 Two. 0:50:01.660 --> 0:50:06.490 Question seven, in which decade was the OG festival Woodstock held, 0:50:06.530 --> 0:50:07.450 the first Woodstock? 0:50:08.370 --> 0:50:08.790 Sixties. 0:50:09.260 --> 0:50:13.240 Question eight, J'adore is a fragrance by which fashion brand? 0:50:13.260 --> 0:50:17.290 J'adore. 0:50:18.930 --> 0:50:19.109 Pass. 0:50:19.530 --> 0:50:22.290 Question nine, who plays Danny Zuko in the original movie Grease? 0:50:24.390 --> 0:50:24.930 John Travolta. 0:50:25.030 --> 0:50:27.030 Question ten, what creature featured on the flag of Wales? 0:50:27.050 --> 0:50:30.820 Dragon. 0:50:30.840 --> 0:50:33.319 Oh, you did well, Dan. There's a couple though. Yeah, 0:50:33.400 --> 0:50:35.940 Pennywise was in It, the movie It. 0:50:37.190 --> 0:50:37.890 I wouldn't have got that. 0:50:38.070 --> 0:50:41.730 And J'adore is a fragrance from Dior. 0:50:42.890 --> 0:50:43.350 Dior. 0:50:43.530 --> 0:50:44.330 I'll go Chanel. 0:50:44.630 --> 0:50:47.770 Yeah. The ads that have got Charlize Theron in them. 0:50:49.210 --> 0:50:50.109 That's the one. 0:50:50.130 --> 0:50:50.330 Yeah. 0:50:50.350 --> 0:50:52.529 Oh, Dan, thank you. Thank you for playing. You did 0:50:52.570 --> 0:50:52.989 really well. 0:50:53.030 --> 0:50:54.950 I'm sorry. You gave it a red hot go and 0:50:55.010 --> 0:50:56.540 that's all that matters. 0:50:57.420 --> 0:50:58.120 Thank you very much. 0:50:58.160 --> 0:50:58.660 Thank you, Dan. 0:50:58.680 --> 0:50:59.060 Good on you, mate. 0:50:59.700 --> 0:51:01.020 If you would like to be a part of Instagram, 0:51:01.060 --> 0:51:04.320 it's so easy, jonesyandamanda.com.au on gold. 0:51:04.500 --> 0:51:07.089 Jam Nation. We straddle a lot of medias here. 0:51:07.260 --> 0:51:09.390 We can't keep a finger in every single pie, which 0:51:09.450 --> 0:51:11.150 is why we rely on this woman. 0:51:11.510 --> 0:51:15.689 Her name is Jenna and she loves cats, TikTok, Snapchat. 0:51:15.730 --> 0:51:18.310 She's a social media guru. 0:51:18.660 --> 0:51:21.480 We like to call her our social media dipstick. 0:51:21.540 --> 0:51:22.960 By the way, she's single. 0:51:22.980 --> 0:51:23.500 True that. 0:51:24.580 --> 0:51:28.069 Okay. What impact have we had this week, Jenna? Yeah, 0:51:28.130 --> 0:51:28.710 so it's. 0:51:28.610 --> 0:51:31.370 Been a massive week across the Jonesy and Amanda socials, 0:51:31.550 --> 0:51:34.310 and it all started when we asked the question, should 0:51:34.330 --> 0:51:37.500 you get eight weeks of maternity leave for a new puppy? 0:51:37.560 --> 0:51:38.180 Aha. 0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:40.940 Yeah, so an influencer has come forward saying that she 0:51:41.000 --> 0:51:44.140 requested eight weeks of paid maternity leave so she could 0:51:44.180 --> 0:51:47.120 take care of her new puppy. So our videos received 0:51:47.160 --> 0:51:49.240 close to a million views across our socials. 0:51:49.480 --> 0:51:50.590 Many opinions, I'm sure. 0:51:50.610 --> 0:51:51.830 A very mixed response. 0:51:51.950 --> 0:51:53.390 So Marg, she says. 0:51:53.830 --> 0:51:55.850 I'm a dog lover but I think this person should 0:51:55.870 --> 0:51:59.400 have made arrangements for puppy daycare for the first few weeks. 0:52:00.340 --> 0:52:02.880 While Rach adds, I think you should be able to 0:52:02.940 --> 0:52:05.899 work from home if able. If not, then maybe not 0:52:05.940 --> 0:52:08.520 a puppy. I'm a dog owner. I love dogs, but 0:52:08.580 --> 0:52:11.820 I adopted an older dog because my lifestyle couldn't accommodate 0:52:11.900 --> 0:52:12.320 a puppy. 0:52:12.480 --> 0:52:14.120 That actually makes a lot of sense. 0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:14.700 That's wise. 0:52:14.739 --> 0:52:16.280 Yes. That's a very good argument. 0:52:16.420 --> 0:52:18.160 Or, you know, what do you do? Take the pet 0:52:18.180 --> 0:52:21.910 to work? That's how Noah's Ark got its start, you know. 0:52:22.680 --> 0:52:23.730 I brought two snakes. 0:52:24.150 --> 0:52:26.430 And then all of a sudden there's a polar bear 0:52:26.469 --> 0:52:27.029 down the back. 0:52:27.430 --> 0:52:30.870 Well, on the other hand, Deidre, she says people who 0:52:30.910 --> 0:52:35.090 go through surrogacy get maternity leave. So why is this different? 0:52:35.400 --> 0:52:38.110 The inherent nature of maternity leave is to care for 0:52:38.120 --> 0:52:41.410 your child and to bond with your child. What's different here? 0:52:41.430 --> 0:52:43.710 Aren't you recovering? 0:52:44.050 --> 0:52:45.800 Like, weren't you sitting on an ice pack for a. 0:52:45.790 --> 0:52:48.810 Yes, but the surrogacy one's interesting because your whole life is... 0:52:49.130 --> 0:52:50.890 And this is a service we need to do to 0:52:50.930 --> 0:52:54.250 raise healthy children. Families, healthy children. That's why you need 0:52:54.290 --> 0:52:57.230 that time. So it's not just body recovery. It is 0:52:57.250 --> 0:52:59.710 a chance to give a child a good start in 0:52:59.750 --> 0:53:00.250 life and for. 0:53:00.190 --> 0:53:03.009 You to cope. Jenna's opened another can of worms, which 0:53:03.070 --> 0:53:04.129 we'll deal with next week. 0:53:04.210 --> 0:53:04.510 Yes. 0:53:05.290 --> 0:53:07.989 Another hugely popular post was when we spoke about the 0:53:08.050 --> 0:53:11.600 story involving a balloon that sparked one of the wildest 0:53:11.700 --> 0:53:15.280 coincidences ever, connecting two girls named Laura Buxton. 0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:18.719 The tag said, please write to Laura Buxton. 0:53:19.730 --> 0:53:22.230 And I thought that was really weird because it's the 0:53:22.250 --> 0:53:25.009 same name as me. Sounds like a horror movie. 0:53:25.110 --> 0:53:27.009 It does sound like poltergeist. But this was the story 0:53:27.050 --> 0:53:28.950 of a girl who released a balloon at her grandparents' 0:53:29.170 --> 0:53:32.600 50th wedding anniversary or whatever with a little note saying, 0:53:32.640 --> 0:53:35.060 contact me, my name's Laura Buxton. It landed hundreds of 0:53:35.100 --> 0:53:39.040 kilometres away, landed in the hand of a girl called 0:53:39.120 --> 0:53:41.460 Laura Buxton, and they had a lot of coincidences in 0:53:41.480 --> 0:53:42.040 their lives. 0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:45.680 Yeah, it's a really crazy story. And our videos received 0:53:45.719 --> 0:53:48.979 around half a million views across our socials. With many 0:53:49.120 --> 0:53:53.110 also sharing their own stories. Including this one from Shaz 0:53:53.170 --> 0:53:56.089 who writes, I was attending a funeral and my name 0:53:56.130 --> 0:53:59.130 was called to give a eulogy. I was surprised and 0:53:59.190 --> 0:54:02.430 more surprised when another person got up and spoke. I 0:54:02.469 --> 0:54:05.660 later met them. Weird coincidence. No relation. 0:54:05.680 --> 0:54:11.200 Wow. Yes. That'd be terrifying. So and so did. give 0:54:11.260 --> 0:54:14.920 a eulogy and it's not you. At the same funeral. Wow. 0:54:14.960 --> 0:54:17.180 But imagine, was she going to say anything? 0:54:17.219 --> 0:54:17.900 No, nothing. 0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:19.400 Oh, imagine that. 0:54:19.640 --> 0:54:19.980 Nothing. 0:54:20.280 --> 0:54:22.660 Actually, that'd be my dream. I'm very good at a eulogy. 0:54:22.680 --> 0:54:25.290 Instant speech. Instant speech. You'd be good at it. 0:54:25.940 --> 0:54:28.970 What about this one? So Sean, he says, I passed 0:54:29.050 --> 0:54:32.810 myself once in an overseas city whilst on holidays. I 0:54:32.890 --> 0:54:35.350 did a double take then chased down for another look. 0:54:35.690 --> 0:54:38.870 I couldn't stop looking. It was so weird. Because these 0:54:38.890 --> 0:54:41.169 two girls looked alike too, which is what this guy's saying. 0:54:41.190 --> 0:54:42.589 He saw his own doppelganger. 0:54:42.750 --> 0:54:44.070 It's the doppelganger effect. 0:54:45.050 --> 0:54:45.710 Fascinating. 0:54:46.150 --> 0:54:50.860 On another note, it's time for Digital Jenners. This is 0:54:50.890 --> 0:54:53.120 where I choose my favourite contributor of the week who 0:54:53.160 --> 0:54:55.760 will receive the spoke tin hat made by Amanda. 0:54:55.800 --> 0:54:59.000 My hands are a bit arthritic. That's why I'm behind time. Sure. 0:54:59.800 --> 0:55:02.239 And I could have given it to Kathy, who said 0:55:02.340 --> 0:55:05.020 this when asked whether Jonesy was right to flush a 0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:06.890 boiled egg down the toilet. 0:55:07.090 --> 0:55:09.270 Well, maybe it might be a bit weird, but I 0:55:09.290 --> 0:55:12.370 can just state something, that if you can do a 0:55:12.750 --> 0:55:16.250 huge size number two in the toilet, but you have 0:55:16.270 --> 0:55:18.160 to poke it down with a stick and flush it 0:55:18.219 --> 0:55:21.839 three times, and that doesn't ruin your sewage system, I 0:55:21.880 --> 0:55:23.920 don't think one little egg's going to do anything. 0:55:24.140 --> 0:55:24.820 Thank you, Kathy. 0:55:24.980 --> 0:55:25.050 Oh. 0:55:25.440 --> 0:55:25.719 I love it. 0:55:25.739 --> 0:55:27.060 It's like council rests. 0:55:27.260 --> 0:55:29.300 Thank you, Cathy. No further questions, Your Honour. 0:55:29.469 --> 0:55:30.670 So she's not man of the match? 0:55:30.710 --> 0:55:30.780 No. 0:55:30.810 --> 0:55:31.469 No. 0:55:31.850 --> 0:55:35.450 I just couldn't go past Jill from Jindalee, who stunned 0:55:35.510 --> 0:55:38.410 us with this rendition of All By Myself. 0:55:45.940 --> 0:55:46.160 Jill. 0:55:47.160 --> 0:55:50.080 All by myself. Wow. 0:55:50.380 --> 0:55:54.080 Don't want to be all by myself. 0:55:56.160 --> 0:55:57.480 Wow. 0:55:58.800 --> 0:55:59.420 Amazing. 0:55:59.480 --> 0:56:01.640 Amazing. The length and breadth of the people who listen 0:56:01.660 --> 0:56:02.170 to this show. 0:56:02.550 --> 0:56:06.690 I love it. Thank you, Jenna. 0:56:06.890 --> 0:56:08.910 It's true. 0:56:09.170 --> 0:56:11.160 From Kathy to Jill and everything in between. 0:56:11.180 --> 0:56:12.279 We're happy for all comers. 0:56:12.460 --> 0:56:14.520 Righto, UT. That's enough. 0:56:15.030 --> 0:56:17.450 If you'd like to hear more of the show, jonesyandamanda.com.au. 0:56:17.489 --> 0:56:19.790 You can also go to that site to register for 0:56:19.810 --> 0:56:20.590 all our competitions. 0:56:20.690 --> 0:56:21.450 Have a good weekend. 0:56:21.469 --> 0:56:22.390 See you on Monday. 0:56:22.530 --> 0:56:25.359 Good day to you. Well, thank God that's over. 0:56:26.040 --> 0:56:29.060 Catch up on the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Download the 0:56:29.120 --> 0:56:30.680 free iHeart app now. 0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:32.070 See you next time. 0:56:32.090 --> 0:56:35.210 Let's get the hell out of here. 0:56:35.650 --> 0:56:39.790 Hear every second of Jonesy and Amanda on demand. Search 0:56:39.810 --> 0:56:41.310 for us now on the iHeart app.