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Speaker 1: Wow, you reckon. Well here's the question. Everyone, you can

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Speaker 1: what they're called, that's what they've called themselves. Why they

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Speaker 1: But we've asked, Diane, you're you're currently a side chick?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have there for about four years ow since

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Speaker 4: So Diane can ask why.

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Speaker 3: I guess it's, to be honest, it's just convenient. Like

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Speaker 3: I'm here, we live together, we have kids, and like

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Speaker 3: And how you said that is how I seed in

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Speaker 1: How often he's seeing him in the last four years,

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Speaker 3: In the last four years, I've been with about six

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Speaker 2: Where do any of these married men, Diane say to you, like, Hey,

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Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't say they say that. They ask like

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Speaker 1: And where do you where do where do you find them?

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Speaker 3: On these men these days, they have no shame, Diane.

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Speaker 1: And so that gives you the impression that you're just

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Speaker 3: A certain degree because all the men that I've done

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Speaker 3: at the same time, I just like, I welcome these

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Speaker 3: I think this woman is revolting. If you need to

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Speaker 4: To see it any other way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, Amber, she might need another hobby.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Natasha here, Natasha, what do you think

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Speaker 6: Boys, Look, I think that if this gentleman or a

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Speaker 2: I think the line though for mine hearing all of it,

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Speaker 1: We know that, but we know that. But surely I

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Speaker 6: He's making a decision and it's his responsibility to make

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Speaker 6: So I don't really think that what she's doing is

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Speaker 2: She's got to claim that she's doing it to you know,

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Speaker 1: But I don't think. I don't necessarily think she's doing

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Speaker 4: What she's doing to mask is hurting people and does

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Speaker 1: So we've been doing it for four years.

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Speaker 4: We are here, my friends. I just enjoy.

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Speaker 4: I really do.

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Speaker 2: Held in Belgium every single year will and the exciting

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Speaker 4: He's won it at the age of nine.

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Speaker 2: Think about how good he could be at twenty five,

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Speaker 4: He's only nine.

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Speaker 2: Now I refuse to I am going to play the

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Speaker 4: Okay, so get your ears around this first, beautiful beautiful,

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now here's Cooper at the European Championships.

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Speaker 4: He did dress up as a seagull.

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Speaker 2: He flew his sister over as well, and his sister

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Speaker 4: Now will reading this story?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I realized that there was not an Australian who

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Speaker 4: How good you go? How good you go?

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Speaker 2: Finally an opportunity to flex that muscle. First, first person.

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Speaker 4: Who wants to.

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Speaker 2: Put their hat in the ring, and they don't realize

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Speaker 4: At a goal.

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Speaker 1: Not bad, that's pretty good. Yeah, no, no, no thoughts

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Speaker 4: We want Australian gulls. The Yeah, we want Australian the.

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Speaker 4: Gal European gals.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen one oh six five? Guys, how good is

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Speaker 4: I mean will? I mean you wouldn't dare would you?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: the European goal screeching Championships have just happened overnight and

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Speaker 4: Let's blame him again.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he is just extraordinary, amazing.

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Speaker 4: Crowd erups.

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Speaker 1: The crowd says it all absolutely erupts. People not even

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Speaker 2: When someone's going, oh so he got a ninety two

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Speaker 1: Want to know what he got pegged back for? There?

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Speaker 1: You know where are those eight points gone?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't say where they got pegged back, but know

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Speaker 2: Cooper managed to include several call types in his performance

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 2: So I just thought though, well, there weren't any Australians

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Speaker 4: I want to see what we're made of. So thirteen

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Speaker 4: one oh six five? How good is your goal?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna wake me up when this ends.

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Speaker 2: With we've got grace who's given us a call? Grace,

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Speaker 6: I am a bit annoyed about this because I have

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Speaker 6: of course you guys pick up about something embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give.

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Speaker 2: It grace and I kind of say, and this is

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Speaker 2: but know that it's a maybe. Now let's go to

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Speaker 2: let's let's go to your goal. Let's go to your

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Speaker 1: Is good enough, you want to thinking of flying them

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Speaker 4: I want to coach him next year.

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Speaker 2: Bit of pressure, pressure, grace, go for it.

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Speaker 1: Not bad, that down, not bad at all. It's not bad,

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Speaker 4: I think that was really good. But we've got to

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Speaker 2: There we've got Adriano here, Adriano, how good is your goal?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 5: You know what I reckon? It's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now before you go into your goal, mate, can

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Speaker 4: Before you go into the sound.

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Speaker 5: So this goal, so he's going in for some some

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's just gone for he's gone for.

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Speaker 1: A big get into Are you ready out?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah you can hear the aggression. I liked it, Adriana,

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Speaker 2: I really really liked it. Let's go to Poppy. So

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Speaker 2: many people are calling up. Will they want me to

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Speaker 2: Championships next year? Poppy, firstly, be a bit quicker than

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Speaker 2: Adriana if you can. But what's your gal doing? And

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Speaker 2: then crack into your gull.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's chasing the little kids, trying.

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Speaker 2: To get the hot chips, chasing a child, easy target,

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Speaker 10: For it even you know your stuff to wasn't your

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Speaker 2: We got Stacey now though, Stacey, real quick, what's your

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Speaker 4: And then crack into your gal?

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Speaker 9: All right, so this one is trying to, you know,

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Speaker 9: throw his weight around and show all the other feagals

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Speaker 9: whose bots? Are you ready?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to alrighty oh no, that that's see, that's

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Speaker 4: Can I think he's really? Can? I hear it one

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Speaker 4: more time, Stacy.

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Speaker 3: No worries, No worries.

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Speaker 2: Her last noise is phenomenal and I see potential, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Stacy? You might becoming a europe with me. You might

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Speaker 2: That's the most hollow promise that you will ever hear

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Speaker 2: on radio.

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Speaker 4: But maybe Stacy.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take youably the most hollow segment you've

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've had some great goals.

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Speaker 1: We are joined again by the lord of the world's

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Speaker 1: worst tech support, Harry, who's back on Will and Woody

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Speaker 1: and Harry. We got your letter during.

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Speaker 4: The week, mate.

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Speaker 1: Great to hear your voice again. You want to tell

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Speaker 8: A decision that you made affected the rest of your life.

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Speaker 8: And that can be happy, it can be emotional, it

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Speaker 8: or something like that, beautiful something changed your life forever.

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Speaker 1: Great tovy, Harry. Now we're not accepting wedding proposals, Harry.

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, we don't really want those.

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Speaker 1: Now fresh radio first topic already telling us what's good

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Speaker 4: Sandy.

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Speaker 1: I'm thirty one and six, Sandy, Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 1: We got Harry here, he's going to join for the calls.

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Speaker 1: But you have a moment that changed your life.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I took a thick leave to attend a gym class,

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Speaker 3: Bye to a gym instructure that I had a crush on,

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Speaker 1: There we go. Now we did say we wouldn't accept

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Speaker 4: Sick day though into the gym class. Did you like that, Harry?

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Speaker 4: Did you like that call?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 8: It was okay, yeah.

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Speaker 4: All thinking it's got to Andy. Hopefully Andy can impress Harry. Andy,

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Speaker 4: what was your life changing decision?

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Speaker 5: Not so much a decision, a bit, a bit, more

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Speaker 2: Buddy sens Harry, what do you think of that, Harry?

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Speaker 8: Well, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Have you read that one? Happy with that one?

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Speaker 1: The old eyelash wish? Is that a thing? Because I

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that was the thing. You get an

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Speaker 1: We don't take it out, it's it falls out. Yeah, Harry,

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Speaker 1: if you ever were you wishing on eyelashes back in

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Speaker 8: No, No, never heard of that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you wish on back in the day?

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Speaker 1: Because I always like a wish, like a wishbone out

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Speaker 8: Well, wishbone out of a chalk at Christmas time?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Double chip? You get a double chip or a folded chip? Anyone.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to.

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Speaker 8: Topic.

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you you wish on a star?

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Speaker 1: You wish on a falling star?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, you cut the cake on your birthday and make

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Speaker 1: That's just kissed the nearest girl, I think, Katie, when

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Speaker 1: molding topics here, Harry. He's just he's got us talking.

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Speaker 1: Uh now now Katie? With the topic is did you

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Speaker 1: one for us?

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Speaker 9: I've got a beauty. So I was meant to meet

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Speaker 9: I would have been standing in the towers on September eleven,

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okatie wow, real sliding doors moment.

447
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, and I'll tell you now, we got fired from

448
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 9: his job for downloading porn.

449
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 1: What what percent of assies don't wash their jocks and

450
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 1: then rewear them. That's a sexy, dirty song. We all

451
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 1: know dirty can be a sexy word. Dirty is not

452
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 1: a sexy word in this instance.

453
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 4: Well, no, it's not.

454
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: It's not. It's just not.

455
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:54,719
Speaker 2: Can I ask some specifics about the question? Are you

456
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 2: asking what percentage of people have worn jocks twice without washing,

457
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 2: two or three times without washing? How many people consistently

458
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 2: choose to wear their jobs multiple times before?

459
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Speaker 1: Watch Jesus christ Man.

460
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 4: There's a big difference there.

461
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Speaker 1: I think what I'm saying is people who will reuse

462
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: their underwear so all the time as a thing that

463
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,439
Speaker 1: they do. Yeah, and that's.

464
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Speaker 2: Well, then I'd say a low percentage. I'd say a

465
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 2: pretty low percentage.

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00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 1: Twenty percent of Australians consistently consistently re wear a pair

467
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:26,679
Speaker 1: of undies.

468
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 4: Are they doing the old.

469
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 2: Are they doing the old flipper so like into what

470
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 2: they flip inside out and then wear them again.

471
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Speaker 4: Not sure, because that's the way you'd go about it.

472
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, if you had to. Of course, we've all

473
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 1: had to reverse a pair of underwear. We're running out.

474
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about you've got your full cupvert available

475
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,719
Speaker 1: to you wake up in the morning and you look

476
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: at the floor and you go, I reckon, they could

477
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: do another go and you chuck them back on again.

478
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: Australians do that, according to the Laundry Care Report twenty

479
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Speaker 1: twenty four.

480
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 4: Love that report. I look forward to it every year.

481
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what the twenty twenty three Launder Report about.

482
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: Tags dollars are going somewhere, no elbows, shaking things up.

483
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: But that committee that was hard to get. That was

484
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 1: a hard one to get.

485
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 4: One keep funding that. That's great stuff.

486
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Speaker 1: I've got some more stats from.

487
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Speaker 4: Well, get too excited. You got to spread them out

488
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 4: a little bit.

489
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Speaker 8: Now.

490
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 4: I'm curious on the jocks again.

491
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Speaker 2: I just think that and whether this is jocks or

492
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 2: any other piece of clothing. I think we can all

493
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 2: agree that a sniff test, and I'm sure the Laundry

494
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Speaker 2: Report twenty four covered this.

495
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 1: And X two and X two sniffs tests.

496
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 2: If anything passes a sniff test and there is no

497
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 2: need to chuck it in the laundry basket, simple sniff.

498
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 4: Will pick up on bacteria, fungus. I disagree soiling.

499
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 1: In fact, I think it's like, it's kind of so if.

500
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 4: You give your if you give your jocks a sniff test.

501
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,919
Speaker 1: How often do you sniff your jocks?

502
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:47,360
Speaker 8: Oh?

503
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: Sorry, I forgot this. A fetish for you, isn't It's.

504
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 4: Not well finishes that don't throw around the word.

505
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: You said that you really like smelling your sweaty workout

506
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: jocks after you've been in them.

507
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 4: Well, not just my workout jocks, but any jocks.

508
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 1: I like bury your nose in them.

509
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 4: When I get home tonight, when I get.

510
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: This is why you had pig You had pink nose

511
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: for a little while. I didn't have had a pink nose.

512
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 2: I like to sniff my jobs at the end of

513
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 2: the day because it makes me go, yeah, you've worked hard.

514
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 4: That's disgusting, but sometimes disgusting that's not.

515
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: You know that you're inhaling. Yeah, I know, but okay,

516
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,479
Speaker 1: it's your penis. You're you're inhaling sweat from your own dick. Oh,

517
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: well that's what you're really quite well, but you are

518
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 1: and poop particles your underwear.

519
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 4: I don't sweat down there.

520
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: Actually, you have a sweatless dick right saying that, We'll

521
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 1: stop saying that. It's like, it's it's I think you

522
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: need to acknowledge that you're sniffing your own pooh, I don't.

523
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 4: I'm not.

524
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 1: You're farting in your jocks. You're a lot of clear

525
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: and it doesn't clear.

526
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 4: It clears, Trust me, mate, you need to wake up

527
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 4: to how rank that is. It's not right.

528
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: It's smelling your own jock's.

529
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 4: Not sending anyone. It's not hurting anybody.

530
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: It's hurting you. It's not it's disgusting.

531
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 4: It's not disgusting. It's not disgusting.

532
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I was going to do something else here,

533
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: I was. I was going to ask something else. I

534
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: want I'm going to ask this question. I think this

535
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 1: is important. Is anybody else listening right now? Disgusted by

536
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 1: the fact that Woody at the end of every single day,

537
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: takes his underwear off and inhales them.

538
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 4: Aggressively a pylon.

539
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: I think I need to because I think you need

540
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: to know that this is totally unacceptable.

541
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 2: I think there will be more people that call up

542
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 2: now and if you've been honest, like, don't sit here

543
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 2: like will and be a liar, and you know, make

544
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: fun of the guy who's been honest, be honest with

545
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 2: this when you do remove your underwear.

546
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 4: I think we all have a little sniff.

547
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: That is so rank. I think I think we will

548
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: do you sniff your own jocks? Well, have you just

549
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: heard this and you are pulled over vomiting out the side.

550
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 3: Of your car?

551
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 4: Vomitings a bit aggressive.

552
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm disgusted. That is actually so rank. And you had

553
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: pink nose for a little while.

554
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 4: What is pink nose?

555
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: You know what pink nose is?

556
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 4: Exaggerated?

557
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: No, I haven't you probably when you told me this

558
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: off Mike, you said you grab them and you put

559
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: your nose in there, and you go, I've worked. Can't

560
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: say than that, Yeah, I do that. I definitely the

561
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: fact that you don't acknowledge that that's sick.

562
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 4: It's an every night thing is worrying for me.

563
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: It's an every night thing. And yes, it absolutely is

564
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: an indication of how hard I've worked. There is no

565
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: doubt about it. And I just think that we're all

566
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people in their cars now judging

567
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: and saying nasty things about me, dragging my name through

568
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 2: the mud, and I just think that's a real shame.

569
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: Dragging your own nose to the mud. Mate, there's no Belgium.

570
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: We've got Brody, who's gold six five? Brody, what are

571
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 1: your thoughts on?

572
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 8: What are your thoughts are?

573
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: Good?

574
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 8: Good, Brady, I'm on Woody side of it.

575
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 4: If your jocks at the end of every a lot.

576
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 8: More than twenty percent to sniff there underwear, no.

577
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 4: No, no, no, Brady.

578
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: Just to clarify you, weren't you weren't listening careful with

579
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: the Laudry Care Report twenty twenty four, people re wear

580
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: their jocks.

581
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, normal too, because see, Brady, we.

582
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 8: Did we camping on a weekend for instance.

583
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got by, Brody. I'm going to bring you

584
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: back to the reason you called, and that was to

585
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: say that at the end of the day, you put

586
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: your nose in your jocks and you sniff them.

587
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 7: I wouldn't know deep, but I do have a little

588
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 7: sniff every now and then.

589
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: I'm exactly the same Brady and Brody when you do

590
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: have that little whiff, because it's a curiosity thing.

591
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 4: Is there that moment it's.

592
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: Gone more than that. It's more than curiosity, it's more

593
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 1: than that.

594
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,959
Speaker 2: Doing it every day, well, it's a curiosity out of

595
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 2: like how hard have you worked today?

596
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 4: Is that right, Brady? Because sometimes you have a stiff and.

597
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 3: You go ge scent.

598
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 9: It's a third and smell you get when you get

599
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 9: home and it's like, wow, I've done a lot.

600
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 4: It's the exact thing that goes through your brain.

601
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 1: I just have a glass of wine and think back

602
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: on what the day was like. But yeah, Lucas is

603
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: called on thirteen six.

604
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: Lucas Lucas another honest jent, no doubt about it.

605
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't sure about that, Lucas. What do you think

606
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: about this? This this jock sniffing at the end of the.

607
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 11: Day, Mate, I do it every day. I cut bro

608
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 11: for a living, right, I mean the outdoors. I'm in

609
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 11: the gardens, whatnot, thweating my balls off?

610
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, down there.

611
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 11: I take the jocks off and I give them a sniff,

612
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 11: and if it smells like I've worked hard, I go, yeah, yeah, smell.

613
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: And great, and we'll just talked about having a wine.

614
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: I'm beaten you just talked about I do not. Surely

615
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: there are people out here like surely they're putting callers

616
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: across you to aggravate me, because.

617
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,719
Speaker 4: I think you realize's a bit precious.

618
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: Actually, not sniffing your jocks at the end of the

619
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: day does not make me precious. That makes me a normal, sanitized.

620
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 4: I'm starting to feel like it does.

621
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: I haven't got poop particles in my nose.

622
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 2: If I if I follow through, which I can do

623
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 2: at to day where I give it a miss.

624
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: I'd like to think so them getting poop particles off

625
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: the face. But you fart. Everyone farts every day in

626
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: their jocks. Really, you fart a lot, and everybody farts

627
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: a lot, and that's that's just that's just what humans

628
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: do day to day. And the fact that we all

629
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: know that there are poop particles that are caording your

630
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: jobs and you're putting your nose up against them at

631
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: the end of the day.

632
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 4: I'm all baffles generally speaking with the front.

633
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: So like I'll just just because it's sort of like

634
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 2: it it sort of covers your nose, like the face

635
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 2: mustered during COVID time.

636
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 4: You know, Sarah could be used as a face. Yeah,

637
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 4: it's right. I'm quite clearly, I'm quite clearly sniffing my

638
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 4: jobs there.

639
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 3: If you haven't heard, what are you sniffing for?

640
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 9: Like, seriously, what's good smell? I am totally against this.

641
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 6: I'm driving home thinking.

642
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 3: Is it just what the shell?

643
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 4: It was only men who called admitting sniffing their jokes.

644
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 2: But Sarah, when you get home, what's the way for you,

645
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: what's the indicator for you to know that you've worked

646
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: really hard? Like, what's the what's the concrete rule where

647
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 2: you can go, Well, don't Sarah, I've worked well today.

648
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 6: I feel a little sleepy. I don't need to go