Speaker 1: It is a Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good Morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show, Wednesday Morning, Big Show. Today,
Speaker 2: six days away from one last game, cow finally comes
Speaker 2: to us. Shane Crawford, who is supposed to have been
Speaker 2: the coach of our could have beens, makes it appear.
Speaker 3: It's on today's show.
Speaker 4: Of all the legendary players we have playing on the
Speaker 4: other team, like Cam Mooney, Nick Ray Wald, Dermot Brewn
Speaker 4: is the coach of the other team, access to them
Speaker 4: as easy as we like our own coach in here.
Speaker 2: We've met Cam Mooney, We've met them all. Craw I
Speaker 2: heard for him Monday night. He left a garbled message
Speaker 2: he always does. Called him back nothing three times. They
Speaker 2: called him yesterday nothing. The next time I speak to us,
Speaker 2: gonna be on air today, he said Monday said, please
Speaker 2: coming back.
Speaker 3: I need to talk to you about a few things.
Speaker 2: I've called him out four times and nothing. He's like
Speaker 2: a submarine. If you don't catch him at that moment
Speaker 2: that little scope pops up right, he and then he's
Speaker 2: somewhere else. I don't think he's in this state. I
Speaker 2: think he just circles above. Australian and drops down from
Speaker 2: the space. Anyway, so that both the coaches are on today,
Speaker 2: We've got big news today. The last three names I
Speaker 2: found it. You're sleeping who the last three names are?
Speaker 2: Do you know who they all are?
Speaker 4: I only know one of them?
Speaker 3: Which one?
Speaker 4: Oh, one of the player who I'd love to hate
Speaker 4: as a kid, a nineties hero in the Navy Blue.
Speaker 2: That's going to be an amazing moment when you hear
Speaker 2: that one. Have you not heard about the latest ones
Speaker 2: to drop in?
Speaker 4: No, give me your clue.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, okay, I'm going to write down. I
Speaker 2: think it's fair they're doing this because this is how
Speaker 2: many years old he is. Oh, seeing that age, we
Speaker 2: need somebody, yes, yes, on the other team to just
Speaker 2: balance the sales. What a legend, right?
Speaker 4: Who is it? Though?
Speaker 3: Well, if it's that age, who do you think.
Speaker 4: There's more than one player at that age? Every legends
Speaker 4: current age?
Speaker 3: I know you collect their ages?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yes, playing, yes, wow, Yes.
Speaker 2: I mean I actually think all of our players will
Speaker 2: be in a better shape.
Speaker 3: He will be the oldest player on the pitch.
Speaker 4: But amazing, amazing, yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, that's ten past eight. The coaches Dema Breton
Speaker 2: Shane Crawford on ahead of the big game which is
Speaker 2: in six days time. Last training session tonight for our
Speaker 2: team that could have beens as well, So really really exciting.
Speaker 2: So the big thing that happened yesterday was the sudden
Speaker 2: news that Michael Kodinski is no more. And Kadinski is
Speaker 2: one of those names you literally hear is just a
Speaker 2: surname Glinski. He is a character that almost could have
Speaker 2: been made up in the music industry where he was
Speaker 2: bigger than a lot of the artists he discovered and
Speaker 2: bankrolled and sort of promoted over the years, you know,
Speaker 2: and an amazing, amazing character, a force of nature, Michael
Speaker 2: Kodinski and so much of all your favorite albums and
Speaker 2: shows that you would have gone to when you were kids,
Speaker 2: when you first getting into discovering your band, of being
Speaker 2: a music fan, live music fan. Would it come from
Speaker 2: his talents? I mean it's when you read through all
Speaker 2: the messages that were coming out yesterday from obviously people
Speaker 2: are Ed Sheer and who he broke in Australia, and
Speaker 2: then you get Bruce Springsteen as well. If Bruce Springsteen
Speaker 2: is making an actual official comment on your passing, you
Speaker 2: must have done something pretty gay. If anyone missed this,
Speaker 2: the words that Springsteen said yesterday, I actually do sum up.
Speaker 3: Michael. Perhaps I think you've got them, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I do, he says.
Speaker 5: My friend Michael Gadinski was first, last, and always a
Speaker 5: music man. I've toured the world for the last fifty
Speaker 5: years and never met a better promoter. Michael always spoke
Speaker 5: with a deep, rumbling voice, and the words would spill
Speaker 5: out so fast that half the time I needed an
Speaker 5: interpreter that I could hear him clear as a bell
Speaker 5: when he would say, Bruce, I've got you covered, and
Speaker 5: he always did. He was loud, always in motion, intentionally
Speaker 5: and unintentionally, hilarious and deeply soulful. It will be remembered
Speaker 5: by artists, including this one, from all over the world
Speaker 5: every time they stepped foot on Australian soil. My deepest
Speaker 5: condolences to his wife and partners, Sue and the whole
Speaker 5: Kandinski family of which he was so proud.
Speaker 3: What a classy message that was waterful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where he speaks about what his impact was in
Speaker 2: music all over the world, obviously not just here in Australia,
Speaker 2: and then even in the last couple of years, still
Speaker 2: you know, trailblazing New past. So last year, you know,
Speaker 2: only Michael Kinsky could ask Channel Night for three hours
Speaker 2: of TV and then tell them that he will produce
Speaker 2: it all and they will just leave him alone. And
Speaker 2: within nine days if you saw, and it was a
Speaker 2: world class TV show last year. Music from the home
Speaker 2: Front Kadinski's idea as the world was going into lockdown
Speaker 2: to suddenly it's okay, we can use this and make
Speaker 2: it even more intimate what he did with Music from
Speaker 2: the home Front and pairing up all these different acts
Speaker 2: Australian legends with each other who were thought never would
Speaker 2: have worked before, like Delta Gudram and Colin Hay doing
Speaker 2: that amazing cover version of down Under was an amazing
Speaker 2: three hours of live TV that really showcased actually the
Speaker 2: great music that it has been in Australia and is
Speaker 2: an Australia as well, with new artists like Missy Higgins.
Speaker 2: But he sets all of that up, did that for
Speaker 2: three hours, just like we had in the UK we
Speaker 2: did live here.
Speaker 3: That was an amazing show last year and I.
Speaker 2: Really hope that actually with all the outpouring and you know,
Speaker 2: people trying to put into a context just how big
Speaker 2: a part he was not just of music but actually
Speaker 2: your culture here in Australia.
Speaker 3: I hope they do.
Speaker 2: Something every year in his honor, because that man really,
Speaker 2: really genuinely not as someone who just made a lot
Speaker 2: of money from it.
Speaker 3: He started with next to nothing and build up.
Speaker 2: He genuinely was a massive music fan and he has
Speaker 2: done so much for Australian artists in the last twelve
Speaker 2: months who've got suddenly got no way to earn money
Speaker 2: and so he's single, adity, always trying to find new ways.
Speaker 2: Set up two new shows on UTA on YouTube with
Speaker 2: Jane Gazo the Sound of Music in the State of
Speaker 2: Nation as well. But I really hope they should do
Speaker 2: some thing in that great man's name every year to
Speaker 2: remember his huge impact.
Speaker 3: I was reading through yesterday.
Speaker 2: Hell, if you are a music promoter, you will go
Speaker 2: through moments where you will you stand the point on
Speaker 2: the precipice where you might just go under. And I
Speaker 2: was reading how in nineteen seventy nine it literally looked
Speaker 2: like he was going to lose his house and everything
Speaker 2: and he's still doubled down on it. He bankrolled Split
Speaker 2: Ends True Colours album, which was their fifth studio album,
Speaker 2: the one that made them a huge, huge band all
Speaker 2: over the world. He literally put everything, all of his
Speaker 2: last bit of savings on that album because he just
Speaker 2: thought this sound was brilliant.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, some emails that have come into the show light.
Speaker 2: You can email the show about anything you've heard us
Speaker 2: talking about, whether you're catching up on a podcast or
Speaker 2: an old show. We called it late to the party.
Speaker 2: First one comes from Matt subject heading Bedsheets, says to me,
Speaker 2: he's talking about Monday show Christian her Jack talking and
Speaker 2: boasting about his bed sheet shopping. It's just pause the email.
Speaker 2: Remind people of the master play. Your wife's not said
Speaker 2: anything yet. She had not heard what you were boasting
Speaker 2: about and your play.
Speaker 4: She did hear what I said on Monday. So all
Speaker 4: the goodness that I had on Monday and I was
Speaker 4: boasting in here has gone away. But for that twenty
Speaker 4: four hours I felt brilliant.
Speaker 2: You warned me that, and mad it is the best
Speaker 2: it can ever be as a married man. If you
Speaker 2: can twenty four hours living like a king is an eternity.
Speaker 4: My fresend, you said, you warned me that sheet shopping
Speaker 4: can take all day, all over the city, different shops.
Speaker 3: Minion calories of your soul.
Speaker 4: I went for an audacious move of pretending that in
Speaker 4: the very first shop I loved the display bed and
Speaker 4: the exact setup they had of the sheets on the
Speaker 4: display bed, and we bought the exact setup they had there.
Speaker 4: So I was in and out in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: And hang, you get on with the cotton.
Speaker 4: You know, No, you guys have jinxed me. Remember I
Speaker 4: got a linen and you said it was a bit
Speaker 4: more abrasive to the task.
Speaker 3: It rubs up and gets all sort of gnarly. I find.
Speaker 4: Over the weekend I slept fine, but ever since you
Speaker 4: said that it's aware of it, yes, a textured I
Speaker 4: can really feel.
Speaker 2: I reckon this long weekend. Laby that you be back
Speaker 2: in there. You will want to go back and get
Speaker 2: a decent city chip sheet. Christian, you mentioned how if
Speaker 2: he goes linen it gets rigid, meaning it lifts up
Speaker 2: in places. I remember my dad had a great way
Speaker 2: of fixing this once and it cause my mum to
Speaker 2: have a massive meltdown. He got fed up with that happening,
Speaker 2: so he got his staple gun out and stapled the
Speaker 2: sheet corners flat to the mattress.
Speaker 3: To keep it tight.
Speaker 2: The only problem was that when their mum came to
Speaker 2: change the building to wash it couldn't believe the idiotic
Speaker 2: thing he'd done was stapling it pass. She couldn't remove
Speaker 2: the sheet. This was the only time he did that.
Speaker 2: That's from Matt Christian. I heard you the other day
Speaker 2: with that you've taken your daughter out for the first
Speaker 2: time in a car. Yes, we have been back out.
Speaker 2: I think I confused her yesterday with this bit of instruction.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not a driving instruction.
Speaker 3: You know, when you teach somebody something that you just do,
Speaker 3: it's actually quite hard to us. How do how do
Speaker 3: I do this?
Speaker 2: What? What is it? Actually?
Speaker 3: How do you describe it to somebody?
Speaker 2: And then you have to just sort of become a
Speaker 2: makeshift driving instructor stopping now?
Speaker 6: So just sort of just start to break you always
Speaker 6: looking that way into oncoming, then this way, then back
Speaker 6: that way, so.
Speaker 2: That way, that way, then that way you can go?
Speaker 3: How many ways cut along?
Speaker 2: Is it five different ways? I mean we were only
Speaker 2: at a T junction as well. It's only like two
Speaker 2: ways to look, isn't there? Stopping now?
Speaker 1: So just just start to break.
Speaker 6: You always look in that way into oncoming, then this way,
Speaker 6: then that way, so that way, that way.
Speaker 4: Way that way, five dimensional universe.
Speaker 2: My daughter's now by the way, so she can look
Speaker 2: all those different ways. Christian taking your daughter up Ruby,
Speaker 2: I too, my daughter Charlotte out the best and kindest
Speaker 2: way to describe my daughters.
Speaker 3: She wasn't a natural, so we used to have to
Speaker 3: go a lot like every day.
Speaker 2: I decided to take her out for drive, and they
Speaker 2: clapped out Kia Picanto. I got her for a seventy
Speaker 2: We could all do a whole phone in, can you
Speaker 2: but the cars your parents got you. She had been
Speaker 2: learning about two two months, so I thought it was
Speaker 2: time to take her out on a longer trip. I
Speaker 2: was the picture of calm, never raising my voice once. However,
Speaker 2: the problem came when we approached a T junction. Wow,
Speaker 2: you didn't tell that to it this way, that way,
Speaker 2: that way, this wee then back that way. I told
Speaker 2: her to stop at the junction, then turn left. She
Speaker 2: stopped and then somehow managed to turn left, and then
Speaker 2: some she managed to do a complete one at degree turn,
Speaker 2: plowing into a hedge. The car went so far in.
Speaker 2: I couldn't open the door. She went into a meltdown.
Speaker 2: I still did not raise my voice. Somehow this just
Speaker 2: made it worse. I don't even know how she managed
Speaker 2: to reverse out. I took her carry on drive and
Speaker 2: complete my liston but she couldn't so want to drive
Speaker 2: the car home with bits of heage sticking out from
Speaker 2: under the krill. We never went out together after this, Anthony,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. If you've ever got an email
Speaker 2: for the show, email me directly Christian at christiano'connell dot
Speaker 2: com dot au.
Speaker 3: Thanks so much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jenny's emailed us. We were talking a while ago about
Speaker 2: short lived dreams. I do remember doing this on a show.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what's set it off, but we're talking
Speaker 2: about short lived dreams. Christianda short lived dream flying an airplane.
Speaker 2: Been a pilot, so I booked have a test flight
Speaker 2: in the cockpit of a four seater Cessna at the
Speaker 2: flying school at Essendon Airport. I observed the flight instruct
Speaker 2: to go around the plane to do all the safety checks.
Speaker 2: What I watched and observed, I was getting all excited to go,
Speaker 2: and this is going to be the life for me.
Speaker 3: We're getting the.
Speaker 2: Plane take off into the clear blue sky. This is
Speaker 2: when I discovered a very small airplane does not fly smoothly.
Speaker 2: So began to scream, actually scream each time the plane
Speaker 2: rocked side to side, which was all the time, and
Speaker 2: my screams became louder, and then we had to put it,
Speaker 2: bring it down, the pilot did. I hid my head
Speaker 2: between my knees and shut my eyes. This was when
Speaker 2: I realized I was not meant to be a pilot.
Speaker 2: The lesson was under five minutes. Can anyone be a
Speaker 2: short lived dream of five minutes? I'm not sure they can. Jenny,
Speaker 2: that's a really yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you can go straight to like
Speaker 4: the airbus AA. You got to do the small place first.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Jenny Waters some very funny Good
Speaker 2: morning Christian, Jack and Pats. My weakest claim to fame
Speaker 2: is that I played cricket with a guy whose kitchen
Speaker 2: was used in the video of Paul Kelly's song Firewood
Speaker 2: in Candles.
Speaker 3: That's exactly it.
Speaker 2: He plays this arm guy, Craig Meadows, plays cricket with
Speaker 2: a guy whose kitchen, not himself, was in the Paul
Speaker 2: Kelly music video for Firewood and Candles. His kitchen was Christian.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So we're into March now, which means Round one will
Speaker 2: soon be here next week on this show. Then we're
Speaker 2: doing one last game. This is our thing where we've
Speaker 2: been building a team. We have a team. We have
Speaker 2: a game in six days time. But the team, it's
Speaker 2: the could have beens This for people like you that
Speaker 2: just love footage, to love playing it, maybe you could
Speaker 2: have gone all the way. So we're calling our team
Speaker 2: the Could Have Bins and they will be going up
Speaker 2: against the Fox Footy All Stars, a team of legends.
Speaker 3: This is going to be next Tuesday night.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be telling you very soon next Thursday, probably
Speaker 2: maybe today or tomorrow about how you can come along.
Speaker 2: It has to be a ticketed event. I don't mean
Speaker 2: that we're charging anyone. There's no charge, but just in
Speaker 2: terms of we have to be ticket only, just so
Speaker 2: we can keep it all COVID safe. But Jackie Boy
Speaker 2: take us through the legends that they are Could Have
Speaker 2: Bins are going to be going up against next Tuesday
Speaker 2: night for one last game.
Speaker 4: The AFL All Stars include Brad Johnson, Ben Dixon, Lee Montagna,
Speaker 4: Cam Mooney, Jordan Lewis, captain Nick Reewold and three huge
Speaker 4: names to be announced later this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're Dermot Breton. All coached by Dermot Breton. Our
Speaker 2: team the could have men's coached by Shane Crawford. So
Speaker 2: we cannot wait for this six days time. However, we're
Speaker 2: hoping that there's goals from our guys. Of course, you
Speaker 2: know when you hear that role, I didn't hear any
Speaker 2: confidence in that voice.
Speaker 3: You couldn't even get the words out.
Speaker 2: We can hope by energy those words and atoms.
Speaker 3: There's no conviction that whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still came with that. Is he still going
Speaker 2: thinks there's going to be any goals? Do you honestly, Taman, now,
Speaker 2: do you think they will get they will get goals?
Speaker 4: I mean if AFL had a version of the penalty
Speaker 4: that they're having soccer, where it's a free kick right
Speaker 4: in front of goals, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: So we're hoping that goals are going to come for
Speaker 2: our guys, all right, And all of that is on
Speaker 2: one man called Hollywood, and Hollywood reckons that when he
Speaker 2: was fifteen sixteen seventeen one hundred goals a season. Now
Speaker 2: he's from He's on good stock, He's from Pedigree. His brother,
Speaker 2: Glen Huton, actually played with Crawf and Dummy for the
Speaker 2: Hawks and he reckoned. He was better than his brother,
Speaker 2: so we've called him Hollywood. Last week when we had
Speaker 2: our first ever training session and our players met each
Speaker 2: other for the first time, and they were coached by
Speaker 2: Simon Goodwin, who was really impressed with all their their
Speaker 2: fitness and stamina, so much so that he the forteen
Speaker 2: minutes that we booked him for he called time.
Speaker 3: After seventeen minutes.
Speaker 4: He said, they know everything.
Speaker 2: There is no They're going to.
Speaker 3: Bring the tas in tomorrow.
Speaker 2: After seventeen minutes when fitness levels were starting to struggle.
Speaker 2: This game, by the way, is going to be five
Speaker 2: minute quarters. We didn't decide that halfter they one minute quarters. Guys,
Speaker 2: we're going to do one minute quarters. Hollywood is injured.
Speaker 2: He actual have surgery last Friday on his toe. I'm
Speaker 2: not making this up right, to have his toe now
Speaker 2: it's large tonel removed.
Speaker 4: He stubbed his toe, had his shoe on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the level of athlete we're dealing with,
Speaker 3: and this is one.
Speaker 2: I'm concerned about goals.
Speaker 4: On his kicking foot, and now he's in the cast. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's six days away.
Speaker 2: We're not sure he's going to play that long kick
Speaker 2: any goals. Vultures are in the air already over his corpse. Vultures,
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 3: Dear Lord, is that the best we can do?
Speaker 4: The immersive show? I feel like I'm out in the desert.
Speaker 3: Is that a vulture sounds like it's getting strangled?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that actually is horrible.
Speaker 3: It actually hurts me. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: They're not vultures are suckling in the air, and then
Speaker 2: they're really distressed.
Speaker 3: They're really distressed, all right.
Speaker 2: Some people have really stepped forward saying, look, if Hollywood
Speaker 2: can't kick or can't play, I'm in.
Speaker 7: My name's Anthony, but only mum calls me that. Everyone
Speaker 7: calls me killer. I retired at the end of twenty nineteen,
Speaker 7: so I'm still match fit. I played over four on
Speaker 7: the games and kicked the best of sixteen in a game.
Speaker 7: I'm six three, got big hands, so I mark everything.
Speaker 7: I've got long dreadlocks, so you won't miss me. It
Speaker 7: could have beans need me, So.
Speaker 2: I turned to a little bit of a dating thing
Speaker 2: at the end. There with those the promise of big
Speaker 2: hands dreadlocks.
Speaker 3: You say to go as well.
Speaker 2: Oh you know me so well. Vultures are in the air.
Speaker 2: That's Killer, and of course Anthony, but only his mumcles.
Speaker 2: Something's getting angry with us, but we can't call him Anthony.
Speaker 3: That's Killer.
Speaker 8: Scott castled in here, also known as milk Truck.
Speaker 9: I think it's time for the Hollywood name Magnet to
Speaker 9: get wiped off the board.
Speaker 8: He's done. There's a little chance he's getting up for
Speaker 8: this game.
Speaker 9: Me, on the other hand, I've been in the top
Speaker 9: five leading goalkickers for the last four years. They don't
Speaker 9: call me the milk truck for nothing. It's because when
Speaker 9: I get in front of the big sticks, I deliver.
Speaker 9: You give me fifty shots on goal goals, you will
Speaker 9: get it. Come on, Christian Kraff, give us a go.
Speaker 9: You won't be disappointed.
Speaker 4: I love this works on me.
Speaker 3: I'm very impressed. I'm really impressed with this guy.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 8: The picture of this in here also known as milk truck.
Speaker 2: I haven't listen with this right now. It seems to
Speaker 2: me right that he's been breathing difficulties. Midway through this,
Speaker 2: where he starts to wheeze a bit, just the emotion
Speaker 2: rising up in this.
Speaker 8: Scott casseled in here, also known as milk Truck.
Speaker 9: I think it's time for the Hollywood name magnet to
Speaker 9: get wiped off the board.
Speaker 8: He's done. There's not a chance he's getting up for
Speaker 8: this game.
Speaker 9: Me, on the other hand, I've been in the top
Speaker 9: five leading goal kickers for the last four years. They
Speaker 9: don't call me the milk truck for nothing. It's because
Speaker 9: when I get in front of the big sticks, I deliver.
Speaker 9: You give me fifty shots on goal, fifty goals you
Speaker 9: will get. Come on, Christian Kraff, give us a go.
Speaker 9: You won't be disappointed.
Speaker 2: I love the love the passion. Here, guys, more vultures.
Speaker 2: We can have a whole separate team that's called the Vultures.
Speaker 10: My name is Andrew, but you can call me freight train.
Speaker 10: I've had plenty of opportunities in front of goal, and
Speaker 10: I've kicked them frontways, backways, sideways, barreled, torps, snapped and sockered.
Speaker 10: Hollywood's got more chance of finding a leprechaun sitting on
Speaker 10: a pot of gold than being ready to play. You
Speaker 10: want me on this team, you need me on this team.
Speaker 10: Our captain is the steam train, and rightfully so I
Speaker 10: should know he's my cousin. After all, Let's get the
Speaker 10: steam train and freight trains together and see there's no
Speaker 10: stopping that juggernaut even with the emergency breakes applied.
Speaker 2: Wow, not going on there. Found that I won those
Speaker 2: speeches at a wedding, you know when they're clutching it
Speaker 2: really tightly and they've.
Speaker 3: N mirror just to co.
Speaker 4: Come in with attitude.
Speaker 2: The leprecorn line he had me was about a thousand
Speaker 2: years old. We have a father son Combo, who won
Speaker 2: in as well, which to speak to next, Christian Hello Money,
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast, so Hollywood at the moment. Then
Speaker 2: our star kicker for one last game. Still recovering. So
Speaker 2: he won't be the train tonight, will he?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 4: But he swears he'll play. He thinks he'll be ready
Speaker 4: by next Tuesday. But he's still got a cast on
Speaker 4: his foot.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 2: Every day I get a message DM I believe they're
Speaker 2: called on Instagram from him. He's one yesterday right. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to reply, so I thought he's doing his
Speaker 2: best right. He's obviously been thinking about it for a
Speaker 2: couple of days. The best in come back with Isler,
Speaker 2: I just got some I just got one line from
Speaker 2: about don't figure out. I've got two legs thinking no,
Speaker 2: your big goal score one is your right one, which
Speaker 2: is why vultures are in the air. Over the weekend,
Speaker 2: Lots of emails from you saying, forget about Hollywood, I
Speaker 2: want in now, unfit, I'm ready, I'll join the could
Speaker 2: have bins. One of them was David Harrison Christian with
Speaker 2: Hollywood in doubt. Let's be honest, Gone, you should be
Speaker 2: dropping me in. I didn't mention in my previous correspondence.
Speaker 2: Harrison sent me a couple of emails that in my
Speaker 2: comeback year, I played full forward, bagging six and four
Speaker 2: goals during the regular season as well as three in
Speaker 2: the losing Grand final. So as you can see, I
Speaker 2: can find the big sticks. Well. When we're chatting to.
Speaker 3: Him Monday, you know, we start to find out that
Speaker 3: he's more.
Speaker 4: Of a mature player, thank you.
Speaker 3: The top end of the scale.
Speaker 4: He would be our oldest guy at fifty.
Speaker 2: High stand at the moment. And then he's starting to
Speaker 2: talk about how even his son. His son is really
Speaker 2: fit and plays regularly. We were then more interested in
Speaker 2: getting his son's phone number four him. Then he resisted
Speaker 2: any kind of phone number being given over, so they
Speaker 2: came as a combo, a package is what he called them.
Speaker 3: He's back on the line now, David, Welcome back to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 12: In Christian Morning Family. I mean crew, Yeah, it's a yeah,
Speaker 12: that's a bit. That's a bit harsh.
Speaker 1: The oldest.
Speaker 12: I've been practicing hard since the last phone call on
Speaker 12: my goal celebrations. So I've got the I'm pat the wheelchair,
Speaker 12: but the one I think I'll go with first when
Speaker 12: I get the snag. The first goal is what's the
Speaker 12: a frame shuffle? So just to put it into their heads,
Speaker 12: just to get inside the heads of those all stars,
Speaker 12: that the old man.
Speaker 11: Get it done.
Speaker 12: Yeah, none.
Speaker 3: At the moment, you know that guy is I realized
Speaker 3: that a frame celebration. All right, introduce your son who's
Speaker 3: waiting online too.
Speaker 12: Okay, this is this is my boy. This is Matthew.
Speaker 12: He's down at the sum of All Eagles. He's he's
Speaker 12: been a Best and Fairest, runnerup Best and Fairest in
Speaker 12: the league in Junior's he's he's coming off as second
Speaker 12: best and fairest in the reserves two years ago. So
Speaker 12: I didn't get to play last year. And look, it
Speaker 12: doesn't fall far from the tree. Obviously.
Speaker 1: That's that's all I can say, obviously.
Speaker 12: And so yeah, that's he's he's the one you want
Speaker 12: because in that last quarter when all of us are
Speaker 12: a little bit tired, including all stars because they've been
Speaker 12: partying quote a bit. But young Legs, that's what's going
Speaker 12: to get us over the line.
Speaker 2: Young legs. I like it.
Speaker 3: Matthew, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Thanks, Good morning christ and good morning crew.
Speaker 2: So are you up for this? Did you know anything
Speaker 2: about your dad appearing on the show Monday?
Speaker 13: I got a phone call Monday about quarter to nine saying,
Speaker 13: matt I need a favor from you.
Speaker 11: How all right?
Speaker 13: What are we doing? And then somehow now I'm on
Speaker 13: the radio two days later.
Speaker 14: So it's been a bit of a well with me.
Speaker 3: And is this typical behavior of dad? Is he often
Speaker 3: doing this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I didn't know how to put rules about don't don't
Speaker 13: wrote me into your your kind of stuff, but I
Speaker 13: think that's a new rule. After implement I think we've
Speaker 13: been bored.
Speaker 12: So this has corossed me a fortune about month. Say
Speaker 12: this has costing me hope?
Speaker 2: All right, God, so listen, you're still playing, then you'll
Speaker 2: still fit, and you still love playing the game.
Speaker 3: You're good to go with you.
Speaker 14: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 13: I had trained on Monday night, so I didn't hear
Speaker 13: anything about this until nine o'clock. I came home from training,
Speaker 13: mondays raw and bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you want for this.
Speaker 2: You you've heard the kind of plans that you're going
Speaker 2: to be going up against and you're ready for this.
Speaker 13: Oh for sure, I reckon. So I actually used to
Speaker 13: do a lot with Ben Dixon and stuff, and as
Speaker 13: a twelve year old I was give him run for
Speaker 13: his money.
Speaker 3: So that you two got all the talk. We're giving
Speaker 3: him a run for money as.
Speaker 2: A twelve year old. Well, father, son, you're in the team.
Speaker 2: Listen to that raw two lines their cow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, David will make some space for you on the bench,
Speaker 4: and matt A.
Speaker 2: Your dad give me the water boy. We have been
Speaker 2: when we said you're in, I mean the squad.
Speaker 4: You know, the team, said everybody, the team from the
Speaker 4: bootstart of the physios, the water boy.
Speaker 3: You're all part of the team. The team.
Speaker 12: I mean, I mean, that's it. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we want we want you both
Speaker 3: in now.
Speaker 2: You promised and you described you and your son as
Speaker 2: the package on Monday Show. You two are both playing
Speaker 2: under one name. You've got the family name Harrison. You
Speaker 2: become the package both of you. Father than some will
Speaker 2: have that on the back of your jumpers, proudly the Package.
Speaker 2: Welcome to one last game. Can you both make training tonight?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 12: Again.
Speaker 2: Can we also see the A Frame Shuffle debut tonight
Speaker 2: in training as well?
Speaker 12: Definitely, definitely, guys, we'll.
Speaker 3: See tonight in training. Great to meet the package.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Very very sudden sad news about Michael passing Away announced yesterday.
Speaker 2: A genuine legend an overused word, but genuinely that guy
Speaker 2: really was a legend. You know, literally made the Australian
Speaker 2: music scene and put it on a global platform as well.
Speaker 2: The third biggest music promoter in the world, which is
Speaker 2: some record. When you got people just like every one
Speaker 2: of the music industry, from Jimmy Bars to Bruce Springsteen
Speaker 2: to Ed Shearing, who he broke in this country as well,
Speaker 2: is almost an unparalleled sort of ability as a hit
Speaker 2: maker and back in his own instincts, and then last
Speaker 2: year single handedly put them together three hours of live TV.
Speaker 2: Music on TV is always a tricky thing. It is
Speaker 2: often not done very well. But Channel and I literally
Speaker 2: gave Michael Kadinski three hours of Saturday night viewing and
Speaker 2: he made it all work. When suddenly artists couldn't come
Speaker 2: play in the studio, they couldn't do it live. And
Speaker 2: he was the first one, really he realized that actually
Speaker 2: could use it to do something a bit more different,
Speaker 2: and the artists can record at home, make it more intimate,
Speaker 2: and those intimate those performances last year, everyone he got
Speaker 2: involved for music from the home front is an incredible thing.
Speaker 2: I hope his family do do the state funeral. I
Speaker 2: think the country deserves to recognize just what he did
Speaker 2: for culture in this country and around the world, incredible
Speaker 2: around If he does a state funeral, there needs to
Speaker 2: be a big, mega concept of all those artists why
Speaker 2: they should call the state funeral and do it every
Speaker 2: year in memory of the great man, you know.
Speaker 3: And protect the legacy that he really cherished music.
Speaker 2: Last year when we were in lockdown and all these
Speaker 2: artists that we've loved over the years suddenly not been
Speaker 2: able to do anything live and earn money to support themselves.
Speaker 2: Michael's constantly trying to find ways. I was speaking to
Speaker 2: someone yesterday worked with Michael for over twenty years, and
Speaker 2: he said he would routinely put money when he heard
Speaker 2: and any of the artists were having a tough time
Speaker 2: and know that they wouldn't call him to ask for
Speaker 2: handouts or of that. He would just put money in
Speaker 2: their bank accounts. And I've never heard anyone doing that.
Speaker 2: He's a music promoter, which is quite extorted, but I
Speaker 2: really hope they do the state funeral fills like one
Speaker 2: of his sort of big gigs he would pull off anyway.
Speaker 3: I love the other of the state funeral.
Speaker 2: The pay they got to play in the mourner's outfit
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, but they really do need to
Speaker 2: do something every year to mark what he did and
Speaker 2: his legacy will still live on some of the artists
Speaker 2: that he discovered as well. All Right, so I know
Speaker 2: that this is quite unusual for Jack, but I know
Speaker 2: that you already have my birthdays until early in April,
Speaker 2: but you know, I think this might be the first
Speaker 2: year I have had a book the Gift of You,
Speaker 2: but I might not be getting it.
Speaker 4: I was very excited to see something online that I
Speaker 4: thought you would love, and I thought, well.
Speaker 3: He's birthdays is just a curshman outfit.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be a whole month ahead and I
Speaker 4: won't have to do that thing where I scramble the
Speaker 4: day before and try to think of a birthday present. Also,
Speaker 4: I found you traditionally very hard person to buy.
Speaker 2: Out of it, get out of it very easy, red wine,
Speaker 2: very easy, traditionally traditionally very hot.
Speaker 4: I got you that massage voucher for Christmas, which you
Speaker 4: haven't used.
Speaker 3: Oh just trying to get the diets into I will
Speaker 3: be using that.
Speaker 4: So you're a hard man to buy for. But I
Speaker 4: saw the perfect gift for you. It rocked up yesterday
Speaker 4: and I opened it up and it actually looked really good.
Speaker 4: And banker said, what's that? Who's that for? And I
Speaker 4: lied and I said, this is wine.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 2: By a gift for me, But now it's actually you
Speaker 2: bought a gift for yourself. I know I've been the
Speaker 2: place i've been if the last three years let me nothing.
Speaker 4: I saw it and I just thought I it's but
Speaker 4: technically it's not yours yet.
Speaker 3: Came out of a gift for me. You can't have
Speaker 3: my gift.
Speaker 4: Well it's wine now, so I'm not getting it. You
Speaker 4: won't get this one. Perhaps I'll buy another one and
Speaker 4: you can have the same one as me.
Speaker 3: What do you think it is, Patsy, I've got no idea.
Speaker 5: Well, it's not something personalized, like a nice leather journal
Speaker 5: with his name on it.
Speaker 4: Clearly he doesn't have his name.
Speaker 2: He's not going to wander around with a leather journal
Speaker 2: that says Christian. I didn't get my christ journal pretend
Speaker 2: to be him journal under I can't tell you what
Speaker 2: it is you must do because I'm not getting it.
Speaker 4: No, maybe i'll get you the same one or something.
Speaker 3: The demo version that runs out after three.
Speaker 4: I don't want you to have the exact same one
Speaker 4: that I've got, because that's.
Speaker 3: What is it. I'm not getting it. Come on, is
Speaker 3: it clothing?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, oh close, I'm not getting it though.
Speaker 4: It is vinyl. But I will say no more, I
Speaker 4: do not have a vinyl player.
Speaker 2: You're keeping my vinyls coming round off, I'm getting my
Speaker 2: vinyl coming and I'm going to kick the door in.
Speaker 2: I'm going to half in a puff and blow her
Speaker 2: house down.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So over the last couple of days been taking my
Speaker 2: sixteen year old daughter Ruby out driving for the first time.
Speaker 3: She passed her online driver's test on Friday.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, the actual professional drive instructor picks her up in
Speaker 2: the meantime.
Speaker 3: It's dad, and.
Speaker 2: I've got to I'm enjoying it. It is stressful at
Speaker 2: times for our relationship.
Speaker 3: That breaks your friend arrived.
Speaker 2: I took her out for the first time on Friday night.
Speaker 2: She's never been in a car before. Driving it.
Speaker 16: Now, strain it and then you can pull out that way.
Speaker 16: Stop stop all right, no, no, no, you don't need to panic.
Speaker 16: Remember the break, the breaks your friend. Alright, the break
Speaker 16: is your friend. Hello to the trade I saw yesterday
Speaker 16: morning and is hi viz orange floor over top who
Speaker 16: just cycled past me and went, oh, the break is
Speaker 16: your friend and said no more him.
Speaker 2: Stop to say hello, whoever you are, good morning, Thank
Speaker 2: you already cheered me up?
Speaker 3: Too far?
Speaker 1: Over done, I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Come to stop and take the right hair done, use
Speaker 3: your ind case done. That's right, it's again That's what
Speaker 3: I hear a lot.
Speaker 11: Is this.
Speaker 4: You do a very good job of remaining Come.
Speaker 3: Well, I tell you what. Yesterday she wanted to go
Speaker 3: out three times.
Speaker 2: You know what it actually generally reminds me of as
Speaker 2: a dad, is vis I taught both my girls ride
Speaker 2: their bikes, and all they want to do then was
Speaker 2: get out on those bikes. Because it's your freedom, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And when you're a kid, you don't remember learning to walk,
Speaker 2: which is your first bit of freedom. Take yourself wherever
Speaker 2: you want to go, But your bike, I remember, And
Speaker 2: I looked at you, you thought, this is it. I'm
Speaker 2: like an adult now I could just take off out
Speaker 2: of here on my bicycle. Now she's getting the taste
Speaker 2: of a different kind of freedom. She just can't wait
Speaker 2: to get in that car. So yesterday I think I
Speaker 2: confused her a bit. Yesterday when we were at a
Speaker 2: T junction, I was giving her too many directions. See
Speaker 2: if you can count play along at home, count how
Speaker 2: many different ways I was trying to get her to look.
Speaker 6: Stopping now, so just sort of just start to break
Speaker 6: you always looking that way into oncoming, then this way,
Speaker 6: and then back that way, so that way, that way.
Speaker 2: Then that way you can go was at four.
Speaker 3: Up down underneath. It's just three sixty to scan everything.
Speaker 3: Get over, Get over now.
Speaker 2: It's where you hear me yesterday we were approaching. I
Speaker 2: don't know if she keeps doing this, maybe we all
Speaker 2: did this way. You know, you see something like I
Speaker 2: mustn't hit that, but you somehow gravitate toward.
Speaker 3: It was a flipping great boat.
Speaker 2: You know that people just leave their boats outside the
Speaker 2: front of the house, right, And it had like this huge.
Speaker 3: Twin propellers on my side, and she.
Speaker 2: Was veering me into these two big propellers, you know,
Speaker 2: and they're blades.
Speaker 3: Get over, get over.
Speaker 2: Not even going.
Speaker 3: Hey, all the calmness from it breaks. Your friend arrived.
Speaker 2: It's gone now because I actually thought I'm going to
Speaker 2: get mashed.
Speaker 4: You're going to hit a boat. It's a shipwreck on
Speaker 4: the road, land wreck.
Speaker 2: Get over, get over a bit. You know what I
Speaker 2: realized yesterday, I really don't want to die. People who
Speaker 2: say they've had a new experience talking, I just felt
Speaker 2: like it wasn't my time. I've still got life to do.
Speaker 3: I don't want to die.
Speaker 1: Get over, Get over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went that way, not into a propeller.
Speaker 2: We're face planting a propeller. I own my money for
Speaker 2: my looks.
Speaker 6: People can't see on the radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't want to hear a propeller face man,
Speaker 3: that is true. But yeah, the panic here.
Speaker 2: Get over, Get over anyway, we're back out today.
Speaker 3: I record it as well. You can hear to my.
Speaker 1: Hello good Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Business like show business.
Speaker 12: I had the opportunity to be with them six feed
Speaker 12: or wads. My friend saw Great.
Speaker 1: Pitt crossing in his Livertroit outfit in London Studio.
Speaker 17: I worked in the lingerie department in Harrod's and came
Speaker 17: across Farah Ferguson's.
Speaker 18: Order order half and on the deck was a barbershue
Speaker 18: with Neil Diamond and Mick Jagger apparently had a barbecue.
Speaker 1: The weakest claims to fame?
Speaker 3: All right, what is your weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 2: Every Wednesday we upen up the lines, we ask you
Speaker 2: what is your weakest claim to fame? Like Craig Meadows,
Speaker 2: who plays cricket with a guy whose kitchen. His kitchen
Speaker 2: was in the video for Paul Kelly's song Firewood and Candles.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of thing we're looking for. What have
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 3: Then your week claim to fame? Let's go to the lines.
Speaker 19: Good morning, Daniel, Mine Christian.
Speaker 20: My week claim to fame is I offered David Beckham
Speaker 20: a softment and he said, no, this.
Speaker 3: Is amazing one encounter, what a story and where did
Speaker 3: this all happen?
Speaker 20: This was back in ninety ninety eight. I was at
Speaker 20: Man United training Grind, back in the days when you
Speaker 20: can actually watch the open sessions. David Beckham's driving out
Speaker 20: in a blue PARTI nine to eleven, rolls down the
Speaker 20: window that's for an autograph and I've got one mint left,
Speaker 20: and I say would you like an mint? And he
Speaker 20: just walks away and goes, nah, you're all right.
Speaker 2: I think secretly he wanted one, but he's obviously been
Speaker 2: told never except an offer of mint from fans in
Speaker 2: case it's lace with anything.
Speaker 20: Never accept the mint from a grubby nine year old's fingers.
Speaker 4: Daniel, the way you told the stories, he ran down
Speaker 4: the window to get your autograph as well.
Speaker 2: Daniel, do you know what I think? Anyone secretly when
Speaker 2: they're off today soft men always secretly wants one. But
Speaker 2: you're winded about has it been stored in a pocket
Speaker 2: or where it is a bit too warm as well.
Speaker 20: Christy was a good one as well, though you're English.
Speaker 20: He was a tree boss.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I actually don't know the tree one to
Speaker 2: find them, too minty. And I'm with David Beckham on
Speaker 2: this as well.
Speaker 4: Mint that's too minty.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to get you some. They actually make
Speaker 2: your ice water. They're deeply unpleasant. Daniel, thank you very
Speaker 2: much and laugh three born out everybody, Chris, come on ing.
Speaker 19: Hey, Christian, we claim to fameous Hulk Hogan stood on
Speaker 19: my foot.
Speaker 3: What are you wrestling him at the time in the ring?
Speaker 19: No, not quite. I was actually photographing him so very
Speaker 19: early on in my photographic career, so it could have
Speaker 19: been all over very quickly had he had. He tripped
Speaker 19: over my foot and changed the script of the of
Speaker 19: the event forever. But yeah, that's my claim to fame.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I want to hear more stories of
Speaker 2: celebrities who've trodden our listeners. Pete Urt you not that phony, but.
Speaker 19: I think he was somewhat. I was sort of like
Speaker 19: sort of backed into the crowd as he was sort
Speaker 19: of walking around the ring, and then I had like
Speaker 19: a wide angle lens and it was kind of hard
Speaker 19: to judge a distance sometimes, and he was distracted because
Speaker 19: he had a Rix Blair and a big headlock and
Speaker 19: he was covered in all this fake blood and it
Speaker 19: was kind of got them on my shoes.
Speaker 3: That's not real blood.
Speaker 2: Easy. What's the next thing?
Speaker 3: The Santa isn't real?
Speaker 2: Christ?
Speaker 19: Have a great one.
Speaker 11: Thanks?
Speaker 2: What'd I commant?
Speaker 3: Paul? Good morning?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 2: Right, big old sigh there that Wednesday? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And the old radio. How's it going going, Paul? What
Speaker 3: have you got for us? And your weakest clean to fame?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 14: Yeah, Chris. My weakest claim to fame was I moved
Speaker 14: a plate made by Picaso.
Speaker 2: A plate a plate, so he did crop.
Speaker 14: Up well he made He made a series of plates
Speaker 14: that looked like some child had made in a in
Speaker 14: a kindergarten. And I was working for a furniture.
Speaker 2: Removal stay stick to the canvas, my friend Crockery's not
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 14: So I was working as a furniture removalist and we're
Speaker 14: moving stuff about in his house and this plate on
Speaker 14: the top of our sideboard, which was quite tall. I
Speaker 14: was reaching up on my tippy toes. Then the supervisor
Speaker 14: comes running over with his white gloves and he goes,
Speaker 14: don't cutch that, don't touch that, and he reaches up
Speaker 14: and turns it over. I'm sure enough it was the castle.
Speaker 2: Now, so someone's got picasso crockery just in their house.
Speaker 2: Why isn't this in a museum.
Speaker 14: This was in a pool next to the pool, underground pool.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's literally in the poolroom, not
Speaker 2: the castle. But they've got Pocassos. It is this in Australia.
Speaker 14: This was in London. It was owned by an Arab shriek.
Speaker 2: He's got Pocasso's crockery.
Speaker 3: I don't know he did plays. This is a revelation.
Speaker 3: This phone called World Dunball. It's incredible.
Speaker 14: Yeah no, it was pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you touched Picasso's crockery. Love that she just had
Speaker 2: his name on the back like kids put it on
Speaker 2: with their palm.
Speaker 3: The date Paul, Thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 14: No problem.
Speaker 3: Troy, Good morning, Good morning, Christian. Welcome to the show, Troy,
Speaker 3: your week came to fame.
Speaker 18: My weakest claimed the same is Shane Crawford kiss kissed
Speaker 18: me on the cheek.
Speaker 3: We get these calls every day.
Speaker 2: Added to the list. What are the circumstances I dare
Speaker 2: I ask your cheek?
Speaker 12: You remember Shane Crawford, always remember.
Speaker 4: He's meant to be.
Speaker 11: He always used to.
Speaker 19: Try and break the Guinness World records on the Footy Show.
Speaker 3: Oh he's got loads of Guinness World records.
Speaker 11: Crawl. Yeah. So one of them was he had to
Speaker 11: try and kiss as many people on the cheek.
Speaker 19: I think it was an under a minute and I
Speaker 19: was one.
Speaker 3: Of those, and you were one of the one of
Speaker 3: the cheeks.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I was one of the cheeks.
Speaker 2: Great, well, listen he's on in about twenty minutes time.
Speaker 2: I mentioned it and Troy and see if he remembers
Speaker 2: your cheek.
Speaker 19: Well, it was quite herey.
Speaker 2: Favorite, all right, try thank you very much.
Speaker 11: You go.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Producer Tom very much models himself and Phil Jackson. He
Speaker 2: just came into me and I was asking about a call.
Speaker 2: He shook his head and went direct quote, the squeeze
Speaker 2: ain't worth the juice. Wow, I love that new one.
Speaker 3: A new one.
Speaker 2: Use it in your whatever industry you work and whatever
Speaker 2: you do for a job.
Speaker 3: Use it from this day forward. The squeeze ain't worth
Speaker 3: the juice. That's great.
Speaker 2: I might use it my drivers to day with ruby
Speaker 2: breaks your friend and sometimes to squeeze.
Speaker 4: Ain't worth the juice, And that caller should have a
Speaker 4: long hard look at themselves, knowing it's you're not juicy enough.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a last few calls in on
Speaker 2: your weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 18: Good morning, ed Morning, Christian. I delivered pizzas to Silver Chair.
Speaker 3: This is pretty good. That's a good good band. When
Speaker 3: was this?
Speaker 18: This is back in the late nineties. Started playing a
Speaker 18: gig at the festival Hall. Had a big stack of pizzas.
Speaker 18: But I had to offer them a refund.
Speaker 3: This is even better. Why did you have to offer
Speaker 3: them a refront?
Speaker 18: I was running a tad late to deliver them, probably
Speaker 18: about half an hour late, because I couldn't find the
Speaker 18: back door to festival hauled.
Speaker 4: They had to go on stage delay to start the gig.
Speaker 3: I'm not going on stage, so I get my Pepperoni.
Speaker 2: It's not the old M and ms in the balls,
Speaker 2: that Beperoni.
Speaker 3: I'd got a bloody reef under on cannon.
Speaker 2: This gig, this is great. That's got how many pizzas?
Speaker 2: Can you remember? How many pizzas? Did you.
Speaker 18: Oh, there would have been six or eight pizzas, I think.
Speaker 2: And I wonder you couldn't see the doors, You couldn't
Speaker 2: actually see, just a big old stack of pizzas in
Speaker 2: front of you.
Speaker 17: Ed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And people who went to that concert will remember, Yeah,
Speaker 4: ninety nine at Festival Hall. They were low energy that night,
Speaker 4: silver chair and now I know why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Romney, Tummy's all right, ed, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: She killed. That's a great one.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 3: He's still a stall point with that. I get the thing.
Speaker 2: And then about that refund and where is that door festival,
Speaker 2: next big competition of the show.
Speaker 3: Find that door the Golden Door.
Speaker 15: Good morning Mining, Christian Hayguing, buddy, I'm good.
Speaker 3: Thanks you recording, and what's your week claim to fame
Speaker 3: for us?
Speaker 15: My week claim the same is. I was walking down
Speaker 15: Russell Street delivering some quality chicken breast. I noticed Lady Gaga.
Speaker 15: I dropped the chicken, the top two box of the
Speaker 15: chicken breast all over myself, all down Russell Street, and
Speaker 15: I was greeted by two security guards who wouldn't let
Speaker 15: me give her a heart.
Speaker 2: So much going on here on Russell Street alone is
Speaker 2: a great gat one. But then you were the fresh chicken.
Speaker 15: It was fresh mate, it was quality chicken.
Speaker 1: Breast.
Speaker 15: Solomon poetry only the best. I just wanted to say
Speaker 15: a quick shout out to all the gas boys down
Speaker 15: in the southern Southern region, some of it Markey Barrett
Speaker 15: doing a great job for us.
Speaker 14: Brother, I love this guy.
Speaker 3: This is great.
Speaker 2: Anytime you want to come on the show and talk
Speaker 2: about quality produce and pountry or shout out to whoever
Speaker 2: you your.
Speaker 3: Shout out to the gut boys.
Speaker 2: Down the Southern gas boys felt free shows. Enough the shows.
Speaker 2: Good on you.
Speaker 15: I have a good day.
Speaker 3: Those gas boys are doing good work, you know.
Speaker 2: Ben. Good morning, Hey Ben, good morning? Now are you
Speaker 2: the squeeze is worth a juice today? My friends? Benny boy,
Speaker 2: what have you got for us?
Speaker 15: My weakest claims would be that I got two chains
Speaker 15: taooed on me and he reposted it but didn't credit
Speaker 15: me in any way.
Speaker 2: Flip him to change, I think started on two chas.
Speaker 2: This is typical to change behavior afraid, Uh okay, thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh see mate? What is he doing there? Cleaning has changed?
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Just to give your heads up. The next twenty minutes
Speaker 2: I've got no idea how this is going to go.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2: We got two almost like they could be elements on
Speaker 2: the periodic table in terms that they are powerful, but
Speaker 2: they are unstable. And I'm talking here about Shane Crawford,
Speaker 2: always a tricky, tricky.
Speaker 3: Member of this team as is.
Speaker 2: And and then you add in Dermott Breton as well,
Speaker 2: these two powerful legends, rival coaches for one last game.
Speaker 2: In one corner, you've got crawl Shane Crawford, who's coaching
Speaker 2: that could have been? So you guys, the team we've
Speaker 2: made or people who just love this game, we're giving
Speaker 2: you one last game. What a game is going to
Speaker 2: be next Tuesday night. Details on tomorrow show. How you
Speaker 2: can come along cheer these two teams on for an
Speaker 2: amazing game, really amazing game of foot as well, going
Speaker 2: up against the could have been sent are going up
Speaker 2: against the Fox Footy all stars, and they truly are
Speaker 2: all stars. Dermot Broughton's waiting on Lie one to be
Speaker 2: only a couple of seconds. Let's just remind ourselves of
Speaker 2: who's been announced so far so far.
Speaker 4: Jordan Lewis, Cam Mooney, Lee Montagne, Ben Dixon, Brad Johnson
Speaker 4: will be captained by Nick Raewold. Three names to come.
Speaker 3: Let's get Domy on now. Good morning, Demot Brereton.
Speaker 11: Good morning Christen. How are you going?
Speaker 3: I'm good. Hey Doomy, how are you? How's the back
Speaker 3: holding up?
Speaker 11: Ah? Yes, no problem whatsoever. We're coming good, very very slowly,
Speaker 11: un like that, like a couple of the two of
Speaker 11: the elements on the periodic table of elements, except for
Speaker 11: Crawford's case, I didn't know the crap made it onto
Speaker 11: the table.
Speaker 3: It started the trash talker.
Speaker 2: That's already right before we get into that. Then are
Speaker 2: you excited about the game next Tuesday night?
Speaker 3: We can't wait.
Speaker 11: They'll be fantastic. I mean, it's a good chance for
Speaker 11: our boys to show just how good they were. People
Speaker 11: forget pretty quickly. They hear a name and they say, yeah,
Speaker 11: what wasn't that blaker star? And then they see them
Speaker 11: out on the ground, half powered compared to what they
Speaker 11: used to do and be, and then perform just one
Speaker 11: single act, whether it's a mark, a kick, a goal,
Speaker 11: a kick around the corner, and people just go, wow,
Speaker 11: how good was that? What a trip down memory length
Speaker 11: for how good that person was?
Speaker 3: They still got that flash of what was and.
Speaker 11: Studies absolutely, I mean Corpord. Well they started on a
Speaker 11: low base and he's lost his from his side, but
Speaker 11: now we should be all right, so I'm looking forward
Speaker 11: to it. We've we've been to the recruiting table. They
Speaker 11: have a look at a few of the blokes. Who
Speaker 11: was still in a good nick, So we kept with
Speaker 11: that name. We went to the guys at fox Tell
Speaker 11: and said, give us another one, give us another boy
Speaker 11: who can play, and we ended up with the name
Speaker 11: Del Santo.
Speaker 15: Keep him with the.
Speaker 2: Knicks, Desancho.
Speaker 3: This is amazing.
Speaker 2: So still a pretty recent player, recent retiree, but what
Speaker 2: a legend of the game. He'd be great, three.
Speaker 11: Hundred game player, life member of the league, one of
Speaker 11: the most beautiful kicks of the footy you've ever seen,
Speaker 11: and you can make that thing sing. So we're looking
Speaker 11: forward to him being out there and playing in his trade.
Speaker 11: So he'll be fantastic for us.
Speaker 2: All right, we've got two more names to go, then,
Speaker 2: who have you got for us? Jack is poised about
Speaker 2: the next name. How you're about to announce?
Speaker 11: Well, look, if there were people from Carlton who loved Carlton,
Speaker 11: who think I haven't heard anyone yet. Who will we get?
Speaker 11: Will there be anyone for us? Come out onto the
Speaker 11: field for the longtime legends, I reckon Caunt and people
Speaker 11: will tune in in their droves now because one of
Speaker 11: the greatest blokes, one of the most natural football is,
Speaker 11: one of the best athletes to ever pull on a boot,
Speaker 11: is going to be playing for us. So for the
Speaker 11: count and people. If you just want to creep down
Speaker 11: memory lanes from the nostalgia a champion that was the
Speaker 11: big Couter, He's going to be out there.
Speaker 2: This team is stacked, just stacked. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know how I could have been feeling right now. That's
Speaker 2: a lot. It's like a murderer's role on some of
Speaker 2: the greatest player players ever to player now could He's
Speaker 2: still in amazing shape as well.
Speaker 11: He's extraordinary. He is extraordinary And and you know what,
Speaker 11: I reckon, whoever plays on couta will go out there
Speaker 11: with their phone in their pocket and take a self
Speaker 11: during play. Say that they are playing against Anthony Kuda
Speaker 11: food is And as I think I've mentioned, one of
Speaker 11: the best blokes God has ever shoveled breast into. He is.
Speaker 3: Breath into people doesn't travel well.
Speaker 11: That that was. That was a mix up of another
Speaker 11: line Christian that we usually just training and I thought.
Speaker 3: I thought, while people are thank you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, while people are still at school drop off, which
Speaker 11: incidentally hello to Olivia who's dropping Shane off at year five?
Speaker 18: At the moment.
Speaker 3: On the line, it's unfair of traveling Oxygen.
Speaker 4: Bute is great. I mean, this is a guy in
Speaker 4: the nineties. He was the player that I love to hate.
Speaker 4: I was a big Bombers fan. Dermy James Heard was
Speaker 4: my hero and the super villain was Anthony Coutafini's love.
Speaker 11: How good was he with that? We still talk about
Speaker 11: what is the best quarter of football? What is the
Speaker 11: best game of football ever played? But that preliminary final
Speaker 11: with Tutor against Essendon when was it ninety nine? Uh?
Speaker 11: That was that final quarter was extraordinary. Was something else.
Speaker 11: He just it was like Don Bradman winning it that,
Speaker 11: you know, making one hundred after tea. It was it
Speaker 11: was the comparative sporting display. He was something extraordinary.
Speaker 2: And he's taken on I mean he could just himself
Speaker 2: take on the good events. You've got all these other players,
Speaker 2: all right, who's the final name you're announcing Tomy.
Speaker 11: Well, look, just in case the other guys, the other
Speaker 11: guys think, oh, look, this is going to be nice friendly.
Speaker 11: What I've gone for a guy I know very very well,
Speaker 11: and I'll tell you it's more about Some players are
Speaker 11: described as elegant players, beautifully skilled and wonderful to the
Speaker 11: eye to watch. I've gone for a bloke who I
Speaker 11: played with, and he's to me, I sort of think
Speaker 11: of meatballs and violence. And his name is the Big Dipper.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what a team you're going to be Tipper
Speaker 2: sixty two now, but a legend, I mean, the mustache. Wow,
Speaker 2: we're the man, Kristen.
Speaker 11: Don't worry about sixty two is the fittest fat bloke
Speaker 11: I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: We've met him. We've got steam train. You know we've
Speaker 2: got steam train. It's the battle of the guts.
Speaker 11: Oh honestly, Well, as you know you did well in school.
Speaker 11: That's Shane's entering right as we speak. Four sequels, mess
Speaker 11: times acceleration. Well, the Dido, when he was fully fit,
Speaker 11: could really travel around and he played at a bit one
Speaker 11: hundred and two, one hundred and four KOs for a winger.
Speaker 11: I mean, that's what I've heard of, and I don't
Speaker 11: think he's at playing ways at the moment, but he
Speaker 11: can still move around, so he's going to take a
Speaker 11: little bit of resisting. I think, what a.
Speaker 3: Team you've got next week.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, thank you so much to all the
Speaker 2: guys for doing this as well. We come back Tomy
Speaker 2: and we'll get craw fon as well. So stay with us.
Speaker 1: Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, we have a WhatsApp group with all our
Speaker 2: players that could have been and they're all like, oh,
Speaker 2: twenty six big names and now this is big, this
Speaker 2: is huge. Can coach Crawford motivate them to an unexpected win?
Speaker 2: Let's find out, craw Christian crawl. The team needs you, Crawl.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm here, I'm ready to go. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 17: They may have the big name. That's pretty good. I'll
Speaker 17: tell you what. It's very impressive. And then you throw
Speaker 17: a crude of feed. He's in there today.
Speaker 11: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 17: Hey, but don't worry like their coach, that man that
Speaker 17: you had on a little earlier. We've just got to
Speaker 17: strike as soon as that moment comes, as soon as
Speaker 17: they get ahead of themselves and they start to smile.
Speaker 17: That's when we strike. Because I'll tell you what. As
Speaker 17: a young kid, I turned up to the Hawthorne Football
Speaker 17: Club and my most senior player he rocks up in
Speaker 17: his Ferrari Red Ferrari, got this blonde curly locks, and
Speaker 17: his name was Dermott Brerad. And then next day he
Speaker 17: rocks up on his Harley Davison and I'm like wow,
Speaker 17: and I'm getting off the train and I'm walking to training.
Speaker 17: And then on the weekends. I'll tell you about getting
Speaker 17: ahead of yourself. He used to rock up to the
Speaker 17: nightclubs on his Harley Davison, but he didn't park it
Speaker 17: out of the front. He actually parked it in the nightclub.
Speaker 17: Now that is getting ahead of yourself. And we will strike,
Speaker 17: maybe the third quarter, the last quarter. But when that happens,
Speaker 17: bang here we come. Look out the steam trade, multice
Speaker 17: fulcon Darling, Dave Foever, Sizzle will be cooking. Whe're on,
Speaker 17: come on, that could have been.
Speaker 3: This is it.
Speaker 2: This is what we're talking about. Crawl. So do you
Speaker 2: think you can coach them into an unexpected I mean,
Speaker 2: one of the most unexpected smart wins ever?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Do you think we can see an upset next Tuesday
Speaker 2: Night crawl.
Speaker 17: Absolutely not. Oh yes, yes I do.
Speaker 11: Of course. You gotta believe.
Speaker 17: You've gotta have a belief. Like the thing is, these players, yeah,
Speaker 17: sure they're superstars, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 17: like I can even remember when Durmott coached Australia against
Speaker 17: Ireland and he could have been a senior coach, but
Speaker 17: he decided to take all the money in the media and.
Speaker 11: He did.
Speaker 17: He took all the money in the media. He said,
Speaker 17: why do I worry about that pressure? But he coached
Speaker 17: Australa against Ireland and I and we're dominating with the
Speaker 17: round balls. You had to use the round ball and
Speaker 17: he said, listen, we don't have the skills, so the
Speaker 17: only way we can possibly win, we're going to knock
Speaker 17: their heads off, all right. And now roles are reverse
Speaker 17: because they've got all the skills and I've got the
Speaker 17: steam trains, so we're going to be knocking their heads off,
Speaker 17: all right.
Speaker 3: Let's get dermy back on to Oh.
Speaker 11: Lord, oh my god, good morning, Barry. How are you
Speaker 11: Wayne Crawford?
Speaker 17: Hello, Burbot, Yeah you're listening.
Speaker 11: Well. I thought they would would have taken your phone
Speaker 11: off you when you walk through the school gates in
Speaker 11: primary school, Shane. So I'm surprised you're on the phone
Speaker 11: that could have been could have beens? Are going to
Speaker 11: be inspired? I mean, I know if I turned up
Speaker 11: at a football ground and I was looking for greatness, Shane,
Speaker 11: I want to hear in words from a pygmy as well. Yeah,
Speaker 11: that to really get my motor going.
Speaker 17: Now you're stepping over the line there.
Speaker 11: But I'll tell you why this is war.
Speaker 17: I'm going to bring a few secret weapons. Don't seriously,
Speaker 17: you are going to go down and at one stage,
Speaker 17: hopefully I can take you on, maybe in an arm
Speaker 17: wrestle before the start of the match, rather than a
Speaker 17: toss of the coin at Cross Cross.
Speaker 11: Do you remember when we did that thing in the jungle?
Speaker 11: Do you I haven't told you this for three years,
Speaker 11: two and a half years. Do you recall how a
Speaker 11: lot of ants used to go to your hat? A lot.
Speaker 11: I put a bit of dried meat on about day
Speaker 11: two inside the brim of your hat and you never
Speaker 11: knew it was there. That's why they were all gathering
Speaker 11: around your hat in the morning when you had to
Speaker 11: brush them off.
Speaker 17: I've still got scars on my head from all of that.
Speaker 17: So you're telling me you lined it full of meat, right, Okay,
Speaker 17: this is war.
Speaker 4: Focus on their team and not a rivalry between each other.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't believe that these two actually played in the
Speaker 2: same team as well.
Speaker 11: You two and I E clipped the front end of
Speaker 11: Shane's career. I was before I started the game for
Speaker 11: superannuation and move out to a couple of other clubs. Yeah,
Speaker 11: I played a little bit, was shun. I just clipped
Speaker 11: the first year of his career at Hawthorne.
Speaker 17: Do you know what I got, Christian? I got the
Speaker 17: beautiful Ferrari for day one. I'm like, gee, that's a
Speaker 17: nice car. Where I come from. You know, we've got
Speaker 17: Valiance and Old Holden Sunbirds. But then and then he
Speaker 17: got the trainer. This head trainer his name was Kenny Goddard.
Speaker 17: Then he was a beautiful old man. He's probably about
Speaker 17: seventy five at the time, and do it would always
Speaker 17: walk into their trainer's room and give him a big hug.
Speaker 17: He walked in there and he lifted upside down and
Speaker 17: he decided, you know what, I'm feeling a bit crazy today.
Speaker 17: So he got one of those green really bins and
Speaker 17: he's put the head train upside down, and there's really
Speaker 17: been and the poor old fellow broke three ribs? What
Speaker 17: on earth are we dealing with?
Speaker 11: That was?
Speaker 13: That was.
Speaker 11: A bit of a setback for the old fellow. But
Speaker 11: who grew out of that? Shane? He grew he he
Speaker 11: developed resistance out of that, and he grew emotionally.
Speaker 2: I mean, we could never listen to any more of
Speaker 2: these old crusty stork The listeners are turning off in
Speaker 2: droves with its very unnecessary what a detour down memory
Speaker 2: a trip? How we savor a podcast?
Speaker 11: Yes, in all honesty, Shane or Wayne Berry Crawford, there
Speaker 11: sounds a little just a little perturbed by the names
Speaker 11: we've thrown up. I'll tell you what. I tell you what,
Speaker 11: little fella, I'll give you two goals? He no, I'll
Speaker 11: make it three. I'll make a three goals could start?
Speaker 11: He did? And bang free on before we start? How's
Speaker 11: that go?
Speaker 3: Love? That? That's great?
Speaker 17: What about a quarter?
Speaker 11: We have three quarter? You want to play? You want
Speaker 11: to play a quorter with none on, no one else
Speaker 11: on the field.
Speaker 2: Craff, accept the three point Handicoaunt, come on, the three
Speaker 2: go handicap.
Speaker 17: You know, we are ready for this. This is a
Speaker 17: great opportunity. Bring it on. Yes, you know what, They've
Speaker 17: got some of the very best players we've ever seen, unbelievably.
Speaker 11: Skilled, which is going to be a bit of a problem.
Speaker 17: But this is our moment. Sometimes in life it offers
Speaker 17: you little moments like this and you've got to take them.
Speaker 11: And we are ready.
Speaker 17: This is like our Olympic games. Bring on the opening ceremony.
Speaker 17: We are ready to go.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Craft, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for see you guys next Tuesday night for game.
Speaker 11: Okay, well, they're looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: So there are more those wheely Ben stories next week
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