WEBVTT - FULL: Propeller Faced Man 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It is a Christian o'connall show podcast. 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:12.480 Good Morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show, Wednesday Morning, Big Show. Today, 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:19.640 six days away from one last game, cow finally comes 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:22.400 to us. Shane Crawford, who is supposed to have been 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.360 the coach of our could have beens, makes it appear. 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.400 It's on today's show. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:28.880 Of all the legendary players we have playing on the 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:31.640 other team, like Cam Mooney, Nick Ray Wald, Dermot Brewn 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.440 is the coach of the other team, access to them 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.800 as easy as we like our own coach in here. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:41.280 We've met Cam Mooney, We've met them all. Craw I 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.600 heard for him Monday night. He left a garbled message 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:46.479 he always does. Called him back nothing three times. They 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:49.000 called him yesterday nothing. The next time I speak to us, 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.440 gonna be on air today, he said Monday said, please 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:51.839 coming back. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:53.080 I need to talk to you about a few things. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.560 I've called him out four times and nothing. He's like 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.400 a submarine. If you don't catch him at that moment 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:03.040 that little scope pops up right, he and then he's 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:06.160 somewhere else. I don't think he's in this state. I 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:08.880 think he just circles above. Australian and drops down from 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.800 the space. Anyway, so that both the coaches are on today, 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:14.880 We've got big news today. The last three names I 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.240 found it. You're sleeping who the last three names are? 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:18.119 Do you know who they all are? 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:19.360 I only know one of them? 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:20.399 Which one? 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:23.360 Oh, one of the player who I'd love to hate 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.240 as a kid, a nineties hero in the Navy Blue. 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:28.560 That's going to be an amazing moment when you hear 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:30.800 that one. Have you not heard about the latest ones 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:31.320 to drop in? 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:35.200 No, give me your clue. 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:38.280 Oh all right, okay, I'm going to write down. I 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.000 think it's fair they're doing this because this is how 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:45.400 many years old he is. Oh, seeing that age, we 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:48.760 need somebody, yes, yes, on the other team to just 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.720 balance the sales. What a legend, right? 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:52.640 Who is it? Though? 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:55.559 Well, if it's that age, who do you think. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:02:00.680 There's more than one player at that age? Every legends 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:01.440 current age? 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.040 I know you collect their ages? 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:09.639 Oh wow, yes, playing, yes, wow, Yes. 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:12.959 I mean I actually think all of our players will 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.320 be in a better shape. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.919 He will be the oldest player on the pitch. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.359 But amazing, amazing, yes. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:20.839 Yeah. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.720 So anyway, that's ten past eight. The coaches Dema Breton 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.040 Shane Crawford on ahead of the big game which is 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:29.600 in six days time. Last training session tonight for our 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:32.760 team that could have beens as well, So really really exciting. 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.560 So the big thing that happened yesterday was the sudden 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:40.560 news that Michael Kodinski is no more. And Kadinski is 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:42.480 one of those names you literally hear is just a 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:46.799 surname Glinski. He is a character that almost could have 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.040 been made up in the music industry where he was 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:52.440 bigger than a lot of the artists he discovered and 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.240 bankrolled and sort of promoted over the years, you know, 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.880 and an amazing, amazing character, a force of nature, Michael 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:02.520 Kodinski and so much of all your favorite albums and 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:04.679 shows that you would have gone to when you were kids, 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.280 when you first getting into discovering your band, of being 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.920 a music fan, live music fan. Would it come from 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:13.359 his talents? I mean it's when you read through all 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:15.880 the messages that were coming out yesterday from obviously people 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.720 are Ed Sheer and who he broke in Australia, and 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.880 then you get Bruce Springsteen as well. If Bruce Springsteen 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.360 is making an actual official comment on your passing, you 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.520 must have done something pretty gay. If anyone missed this, 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.960 the words that Springsteen said yesterday, I actually do sum up. 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:32.840 Michael. Perhaps I think you've got them, Yeah. 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:33.560 I do, he says. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.680 My friend Michael Gadinski was first, last, and always a 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.200 music man. I've toured the world for the last fifty 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:44.440 years and never met a better promoter. Michael always spoke 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.840 with a deep, rumbling voice, and the words would spill 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:50.480 out so fast that half the time I needed an 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:53.160 interpreter that I could hear him clear as a bell 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:56.280 when he would say, Bruce, I've got you covered, and 0:03:56.320 --> 0:04:01.040 he always did. He was loud, always in motion, intentionally 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:06.280 and unintentionally, hilarious and deeply soulful. It will be remembered 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.760 by artists, including this one, from all over the world 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:14.000 every time they stepped foot on Australian soil. My deepest 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.039 condolences to his wife and partners, Sue and the whole 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.480 Kandinski family of which he was so proud. 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.320 What a classy message that was waterful. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.280 Yeah, where he speaks about what his impact was in 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:26.040 music all over the world, obviously not just here in Australia, 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:28.800 and then even in the last couple of years, still 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.960 you know, trailblazing New past. So last year, you know, 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:35.320 only Michael Kinsky could ask Channel Night for three hours 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:39.640 of TV and then tell them that he will produce 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:42.360 it all and they will just leave him alone. And 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.919 within nine days if you saw, and it was a 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:47.640 world class TV show last year. Music from the home 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.960 Front Kadinski's idea as the world was going into lockdown 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.160 to suddenly it's okay, we can use this and make 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:55.680 it even more intimate what he did with Music from 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:57.719 the home Front and pairing up all these different acts 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:00.440 Australian legends with each other who were thought never would 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.039 have worked before, like Delta Gudram and Colin Hay doing 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:06.160 that amazing cover version of down Under was an amazing 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.320 three hours of live TV that really showcased actually the 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:11.560 great music that it has been in Australia and is 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.040 an Australia as well, with new artists like Missy Higgins. 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:15.719 But he sets all of that up, did that for 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:17.640 three hours, just like we had in the UK we 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:18.120 did live here. 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.760 That was an amazing show last year and I. 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:24.240 Really hope that actually with all the outpouring and you know, 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.880 people trying to put into a context just how big 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.080 a part he was not just of music but actually 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:30.479 your culture here in Australia. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:31.200 I hope they do. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.799 Something every year in his honor, because that man really, 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.240 really genuinely not as someone who just made a lot 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:37.920 of money from it. 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:39.800 He started with next to nothing and build up. 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:44.080 He genuinely was a massive music fan and he has 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:46.680 done so much for Australian artists in the last twelve 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.200 months who've got suddenly got no way to earn money 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:52.200 and so he's single, adity, always trying to find new ways. 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:55.279 Set up two new shows on UTA on YouTube with 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:57.760 Jane Gazo the Sound of Music in the State of 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:59.800 Nation as well. But I really hope they should do 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.640 some thing in that great man's name every year to 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.760 remember his huge impact. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.080 I was reading through yesterday. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.280 Hell, if you are a music promoter, you will go 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.880 through moments where you will you stand the point on 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.479 the precipice where you might just go under. And I 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.800 was reading how in nineteen seventy nine it literally looked 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.520 like he was going to lose his house and everything 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:20.159 and he's still doubled down on it. He bankrolled Split 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.960 Ends True Colours album, which was their fifth studio album, 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.120 the one that made them a huge, huge band all 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:27.680 over the world. He literally put everything, all of his 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.960 last bit of savings on that album because he just 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.360 thought this sound was brilliant. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.080 Christian Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:40.200 All right, some emails that have come into the show light. 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.359 You can email the show about anything you've heard us 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.560 talking about, whether you're catching up on a podcast or 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:52.599 an old show. We called it late to the party. 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:57.760 First one comes from Matt subject heading Bedsheets, says to me, 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:01.520 he's talking about Monday show Christian her Jack talking and 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:05.160 boasting about his bed sheet shopping. It's just pause the email. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.480 Remind people of the master play. Your wife's not said 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.320 anything yet. She had not heard what you were boasting 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:11.040 about and your play. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.520 She did hear what I said on Monday. So all 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:17.040 the goodness that I had on Monday and I was 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.640 boasting in here has gone away. But for that twenty 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:20.880 four hours I felt brilliant. 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:23.040 You warned me that, and mad it is the best 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.200 it can ever be as a married man. If you 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:28.280 can twenty four hours living like a king is an eternity. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.880 My fresend, you said, you warned me that sheet shopping 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:33.960 can take all day, all over the city, different shops. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.160 Minion calories of your soul. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.640 I went for an audacious move of pretending that in 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:42.680 the very first shop I loved the display bed and 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:44.720 the exact setup they had of the sheets on the 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:48.160 display bed, and we bought the exact setup they had there. 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:50.000 So I was in and out in fifteen minutes. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.160 And hang, you get on with the cotton. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.800 You know, No, you guys have jinxed me. Remember I 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.440 got a linen and you said it was a bit 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:56.640 more abrasive to the task. 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:59.679 It rubs up and gets all sort of gnarly. I find. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.560 Over the weekend I slept fine, but ever since you 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:05.560 said that it's aware of it, yes, a textured I 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:06.640 can really feel. 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.120 I reckon this long weekend. Laby that you be back 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:10.880 in there. You will want to go back and get 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:15.240 a decent city chip sheet. Christian, you mentioned how if 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.960 he goes linen it gets rigid, meaning it lifts up 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:19.960 in places. I remember my dad had a great way 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.160 of fixing this once and it cause my mum to 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.320 have a massive meltdown. He got fed up with that happening, 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.320 so he got his staple gun out and stapled the 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:31.680 sheet corners flat to the mattress. 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:31.840 To keep it tight. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:33.640 The only problem was that when their mum came to 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.479 change the building to wash it couldn't believe the idiotic 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:40.480 thing he'd done was stapling it pass. She couldn't remove 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.800 the sheet. This was the only time he did that. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:46.280 That's from Matt Christian. I heard you the other day 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:48.520 with that you've taken your daughter out for the first 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.360 time in a car. Yes, we have been back out. 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.560 I think I confused her yesterday with this bit of instruction. 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:57.000 I mean, I'm not a driving instruction. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.720 You know, when you teach somebody something that you just do, 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.680 it's actually quite hard to us. How do how do 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:03.240 I do this? 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:04.360 What? What is it? Actually? 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:05.800 How do you describe it to somebody? 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.719 And then you have to just sort of become a 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:11.640 makeshift driving instructor stopping now? 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.319 So just sort of just start to break you always 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.640 looking that way into oncoming, then this way, then back 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:17.199 that way, so. 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:18.880 That way, that way, then that way you can go? 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.400 How many ways cut along? 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.559 Is it five different ways? I mean we were only 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:25.760 at a T junction as well. It's only like two 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.880 ways to look, isn't there? Stopping now? 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.560 So just just start to break. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.480 You always look in that way into oncoming, then this way, 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.760 then that way, so that way, that way. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.280 Way that way, five dimensional universe. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.040 My daughter's now by the way, so she can look 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:42.120 all those different ways. Christian taking your daughter up Ruby, 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.400 I too, my daughter Charlotte out the best and kindest 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:45.679 way to describe my daughters. 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:48.600 She wasn't a natural, so we used to have to 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:49.920 go a lot like every day. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.480 I decided to take her out for drive, and they 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:54.880 clapped out Kia Picanto. I got her for a seventy 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:56.560 We could all do a whole phone in, can you 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.120 but the cars your parents got you. She had been 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.200 learning about two two months, so I thought it was 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:03.480 time to take her out on a longer trip. I 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.800 was the picture of calm, never raising my voice once. However, 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.400 the problem came when we approached a T junction. Wow, 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.080 you didn't tell that to it this way, that way, 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.200 that way, this wee then back that way. I told 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.520 her to stop at the junction, then turn left. She 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.680 stopped and then somehow managed to turn left, and then 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.720 some she managed to do a complete one at degree turn, 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.840 plowing into a hedge. The car went so far in. 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:26.880 I couldn't open the door. She went into a meltdown. 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.440 I still did not raise my voice. Somehow this just 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.240 made it worse. I don't even know how she managed 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.360 to reverse out. I took her carry on drive and 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.760 complete my liston but she couldn't so want to drive 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.959 the car home with bits of heage sticking out from 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:42.800 under the krill. We never went out together after this, Anthony, 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.640 thank you very much. If you've ever got an email 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:47.920 for the show, email me directly Christian at christiano'connell dot 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:48.640 com dot au. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:49.280 Thanks so much. 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.600 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.600 Jenny's emailed us. We were talking a while ago about 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.800 short lived dreams. I do remember doing this on a show. 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:58.720 I can't remember what's set it off, but we're talking 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:02.600 about short lived dreams. Christianda short lived dream flying an airplane. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:04.960 Been a pilot, so I booked have a test flight 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.920 in the cockpit of a four seater Cessna at the 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:11.320 flying school at Essendon Airport. I observed the flight instruct 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.520 to go around the plane to do all the safety checks. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.000 What I watched and observed, I was getting all excited to go, 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:17.240 and this is going to be the life for me. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:18.199 We're getting the. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:21.000 Plane take off into the clear blue sky. This is 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:24.240 when I discovered a very small airplane does not fly smoothly. 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:28.800 So began to scream, actually scream each time the plane 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:32.240 rocked side to side, which was all the time, and 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:35.600 my screams became louder, and then we had to put it, 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.040 bring it down, the pilot did. I hid my head 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.439 between my knees and shut my eyes. This was when 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:43.840 I realized I was not meant to be a pilot. 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.680 The lesson was under five minutes. Can anyone be a 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:50.880 short lived dream of five minutes? I'm not sure they can. Jenny, 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:53.360 that's a really yeah. 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:55.840 I don't know if you can go straight to like 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.760 the airbus AA. You got to do the small place first. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.360 Thank you very much, Jenny Waters some very funny Good 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:06.160 morning Christian, Jack and Pats. My weakest claim to fame 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:09.360 is that I played cricket with a guy whose kitchen 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:13.760 was used in the video of Paul Kelly's song Firewood 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:14.559 in Candles. 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:15.600 That's exactly it. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:20.200 He plays this arm guy, Craig Meadows, plays cricket with 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.240 a guy whose kitchen, not himself, was in the Paul 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:27.520 Kelly music video for Firewood and Candles. His kitchen was Christian. 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.400 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:38.480 So we're into March now, which means Round one will 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.839 soon be here next week on this show. Then we're 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.800 doing one last game. This is our thing where we've 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.000 been building a team. We have a team. We have 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.400 a game in six days time. But the team, it's 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:49.960 the could have beens This for people like you that 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.840 just love footage, to love playing it, maybe you could 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:54.839 have gone all the way. So we're calling our team 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.240 the Could Have Bins and they will be going up 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.560 against the Fox Footy All Stars, a team of legends. 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:02.079 This is going to be next Tuesday night. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.360 We're gonna be telling you very soon next Thursday, probably 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.760 maybe today or tomorrow about how you can come along. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.439 It has to be a ticketed event. I don't mean 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.200 that we're charging anyone. There's no charge, but just in 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.240 terms of we have to be ticket only, just so 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:16.160 we can keep it all COVID safe. But Jackie Boy 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.520 take us through the legends that they are Could Have 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.199 Bins are going to be going up against next Tuesday 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:22.760 night for one last game. 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:27.439 The AFL All Stars include Brad Johnson, Ben Dixon, Lee Montagna, 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:32.560 Cam Mooney, Jordan Lewis, captain Nick Reewold and three huge 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.839 names to be announced later this morning. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.719 Yeah, we're Dermot Breton. All coached by Dermot Breton. Our 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.960 team the could have men's coached by Shane Crawford. So 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:45.160 we cannot wait for this six days time. However, we're 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:48.560 hoping that there's goals from our guys. Of course, you 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.800 know when you hear that role, I didn't hear any 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:51.880 confidence in that voice. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:53.280 You couldn't even get the words out. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:14:00.959 We can hope by energy those words and atoms. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.120 There's no conviction that whatsoever. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:03.680 Yeah, he's still came with that. Is he still going 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:07.360 thinks there's going to be any goals? Do you honestly, Taman, now, 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.160 do you think they will get they will get goals? 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.960 I mean if AFL had a version of the penalty 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.400 that they're having soccer, where it's a free kick right 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.520 in front of goals, yeah, maybe. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.480 So we're hoping that goals are going to come for 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.800 our guys, all right, And all of that is on 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.360 one man called Hollywood, and Hollywood reckons that when he 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:28.640 was fifteen sixteen seventeen one hundred goals a season. Now 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.440 he's from He's on good stock, He's from Pedigree. His brother, 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:35.240 Glen Huton, actually played with Crawf and Dummy for the 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.160 Hawks and he reckoned. He was better than his brother, 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.560 so we've called him Hollywood. Last week when we had 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.720 our first ever training session and our players met each 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.800 other for the first time, and they were coached by 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.160 Simon Goodwin, who was really impressed with all their their 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.160 fitness and stamina, so much so that he the forteen 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:53.200 minutes that we booked him for he called time. 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:54.360 After seventeen minutes. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:55.320 He said, they know everything. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.400 There is no They're going to. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:58.480 Bring the tas in tomorrow. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.240 After seventeen minutes when fitness levels were starting to struggle. 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:05.400 This game, by the way, is going to be five 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:09.080 minute quarters. We didn't decide that halfter they one minute quarters. Guys, 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.480 we're going to do one minute quarters. Hollywood is injured. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:15.560 He actual have surgery last Friday on his toe. I'm 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:18.000 not making this up right, to have his toe now 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:19.920 it's large tonel removed. 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:21.240 He stubbed his toe, had his shoe on. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.600 Yeah, this is the level of athlete we're dealing with, 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:25.200 and this is one. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:26.800 I'm concerned about goals. 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:28.880 On his kicking foot, and now he's in the cast. Yeah, 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:29.840 it's six days away. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.680 We're not sure he's going to play that long kick 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:38.600 any goals. Vultures are in the air already over his corpse. Vultures, 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:39.400 I said. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:42.680 Dear Lord, is that the best we can do? 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:46.160 The immersive show? I feel like I'm out in the desert. 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.040 Is that a vulture sounds like it's getting strangled? 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:54.320 Yeah, all right, that actually is horrible. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.240 It actually hurts me. I don't know what it is. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:16:00.600 They're not vultures are suckling in the air, and then 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:01.640 they're really distressed. 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.160 They're really distressed, all right. 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:05.560 Some people have really stepped forward saying, look, if Hollywood 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.400 can't kick or can't play, I'm in. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.200 My name's Anthony, but only mum calls me that. Everyone 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:12.720 calls me killer. I retired at the end of twenty nineteen, 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:15.000 so I'm still match fit. I played over four on 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.400 the games and kicked the best of sixteen in a game. 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:20.440 I'm six three, got big hands, so I mark everything. 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:23.280 I've got long dreadlocks, so you won't miss me. It 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:24.760 could have beans need me, So. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:26.280 I turned to a little bit of a dating thing 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.120 at the end. There with those the promise of big 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:29.680 hands dreadlocks. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:30.960 You say to go as well. 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:34.040 Oh you know me so well. Vultures are in the air. 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:38.040 That's Killer, and of course Anthony, but only his mumcles. 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:40.440 Something's getting angry with us, but we can't call him Anthony. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:40.920 That's Killer. 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:43.320 Scott castled in here, also known as milk Truck. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.240 I think it's time for the Hollywood name Magnet to 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:46.280 get wiped off the board. 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.560 He's done. There's a little chance he's getting up for 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:49.080 this game. 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:51.200 Me, on the other hand, I've been in the top 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.840 five leading goalkickers for the last four years. They don't 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:55.720 call me the milk truck for nothing. It's because when 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:57.680 I get in front of the big sticks, I deliver. 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.640 You give me fifty shots on goal goals, you will 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.040 get it. Come on, Christian Kraff, give us a go. 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:04.560 You won't be disappointed. 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:07.320 I love this works on me. 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:11.880 I'm very impressed. I'm really impressed with this guy. 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:12.439 I love this. 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.760 The picture of this in here also known as milk truck. 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.960 I haven't listen with this right now. It seems to 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:21.359 me right that he's been breathing difficulties. Midway through this, 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.679 where he starts to wheeze a bit, just the emotion 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:25.639 rising up in this. 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:28.320 Scott casseled in here, also known as milk Truck. 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.200 I think it's time for the Hollywood name magnet to 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:31.240 get wiped off the board. 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.520 He's done. There's not a chance he's getting up for 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:34.040