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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's a Christian O'Connell show right now. Then we're

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Speaker 2: looking for your stories. What would kids today have no

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Speaker 2: idea about? There's so much of the stuff that you

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Speaker 2: and I grew up with that they have got no

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Speaker 2: idea what it was like to try and get on

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Speaker 2: the internet or even meet your friends, Jackie Boll, What

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Speaker 2: will kids today have no idea about?

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Speaker 3: When you wanted to walk through for a game hints

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Speaker 3: and tips, you had to call a Nintendo hot lone.

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Speaker 4: I want to get like cheat cost stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the particular game I was playing was Game Boys

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Speaker 3: Pokemon YEP, and I couldn't get through the dark cave

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Speaker 3: with the diglets and I had to call this line.

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Speaker 4: And for was it one of those sort of premium lines?

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Speaker 3: Yes, because I didn't even get to the point where

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Speaker 3: they gave me the walkthrough because I got told off

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Speaker 3: my parents for calling their hot But Nintendo would have

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Speaker 3: a hotline that you can call and ask a specialist

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Speaker 3: about games.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, these days you'll just watch what is it on Twitch?

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Speaker 2: They're on with all the cheat codes and YouTube They've

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Speaker 2: got all these hacks. The other thing that I was

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Speaker 2: bore on my kids. The day with this is like

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Speaker 2: years ago, before texting and mobile phones and everything like that.

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Speaker 2: You simply go around to your friend's house just to

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Speaker 2: see if they were in.

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Speaker 4: You'd have to.

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Speaker 2: Knock on the door. It was normally else by their

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Speaker 2: mum or dad, and they might not be in. If

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Speaker 2: they weren't in, there was that walk of shame where

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Speaker 2: you had to then get the bus home or that.

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Speaker 2: So kids see the aga that would ever have any idea.

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Speaker 2: There's no whatsapping or anything like that. You had to

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Speaker 2: go around somebody's house and work out whether or not

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Speaker 2: they're coming out to play. All right, let's stitch some

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Speaker 2: calls then about what will kids today have no idea about?

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Speaker 4: On Facebook page?

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Speaker 2: The terrifying excitement of a girl giving you her house

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Speaker 2: number to ask you out. Radio Mike, who I believe

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Speaker 2: is a friend of yours paying one dollar sixty nine

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Speaker 2: for a track on iTunes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I found an old eyepod the other day. I said,

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Speaker 4: that's so much money trapped in that fee. I mean

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Speaker 4: so much money now going.

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Speaker 2: To stream it for like ten bucks a month or

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Speaker 2: whatever it is on Spotify multiplayer meant sitting beside your

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Speaker 2: brother playing Super Mario Brothers on the snais and then

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Speaker 2: starting a full on brawl from mer Joe, waiting for

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Speaker 2: computer games to load off the cassette tape, then realizing

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Speaker 2: it fell because the volume was wrong. Servo attendance, Christian,

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Speaker 2: I remember in Australia when there were attendancy used to

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Speaker 2: fill up your car for you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I only say that as an American thing in

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Speaker 3: American movies.

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's from Nick. Now, Peter, what would kids today

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Speaker 2: have no idea about.

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Speaker 5: No idea about the classic wall phone, the landline with

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Speaker 5: the extended cord. I'd be talking to my girlfriend and

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Speaker 5: I wanted to tell I love her, and I'd go

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Speaker 5: into the cupboard and shut the door so now and

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Speaker 5: I could hear it, and I'd say, I love you.

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Speaker 4: This is how we used to be, This is love

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Speaker 4: in the eighties. I was the same as you.

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Speaker 2: My dad wouldn't step to the long cord, so I

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Speaker 2: actually drag the phone into the understairs cupboard, shut myself

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Speaker 2: in the dock, and go love you.

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Speaker 3: Terrifying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was illicit love in the eighties. You'll

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Speaker 2: like hiding on that phone and then you were your

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Speaker 2: sister would yell at you. You've been on too long, Peter.

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Speaker 2: Were also only allowed to make calls to friends in

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Speaker 2: the evening when it was half price.

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Speaker 5: Look that was a bat picase. And I tell you,

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Speaker 5: whenever the landline would ring, it be like now the

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Speaker 5: phones ringing. Who is it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the world's calling.

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Speaker 2: Who's come through the land with a message for us

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Speaker 2: to that special line through earth?

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Speaker 4: Peter, thank you very much, you coll mate. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: In the show, guys, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian overhead projectors and transparencies in school classrooms. Do you

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Speaker 2: remember the o HP that loud noise that used to

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Speaker 2: make as well? And they used to have that piece

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Speaker 2: of paper where they wouldn't want you reading ahead or

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Speaker 2: too much the lesson. They were to get really protective

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Speaker 4: Don't cover that over.

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Speaker 3: They would block out the Christians.

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Speaker 4: Coming on, all the good stuff's yet to come.

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Speaker 3: I feel like they always put that transparent piece of

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Speaker 3: paper down the wrong way first and then had to

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Speaker 3: flip it over.

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Speaker 2: Every lesson we're talking about. What were kids these days

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Speaker 2: have no idea about Anthony?

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Speaker 6: Yes, how are you guys?

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Speaker 4: We're good and so kids today, What would they have

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Speaker 4: no idea about?

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Speaker 6: Mike before the TV remote? So I could be anywhere

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Speaker 6: in the house. My dad will call me just to

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Speaker 6: change the channel. So he didn't have to get out

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Speaker 6: of his armchair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Dad's got away. We're doing next to nothing, didn't they.

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Speaker 2: I look back now, my dad, he barely did anything.

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Speaker 2: You can't even get out of the chain move two

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Speaker 2: feet To change the channel, you have to yell from me.

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Speaker 4: My dad did the same.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I could be anywhere in the backyard. He'll just yell

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Speaker 6: either to me or my one of my two brothers

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Speaker 6: or sister. Yeah, just to change the channel.

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Speaker 3: So the human remote.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then remember they brought the first one exactly that.

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Speaker 2: The first remote had this coily cable that was plugged

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Speaker 2: into the TV.

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Speaker 3: It's not a remote at all, No, no, no, I.

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Speaker 2: Had this long cable that we could get twisted really

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Speaker 2: really quickly.

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Speaker 4: Anthony, thank you very much for come.

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Speaker 6: Have a good day, you two guys.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Tim, Hello, hello Tim. Kids today, what would

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Speaker 2: they have no idea about.

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Speaker 4: The side wagon wheel?

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Speaker 2: Used to be, oh, there used to be size your

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Speaker 2: head as a kid, size head, And.

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Speaker 6: Now they're no bigger than a biscuit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so true.

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Speaker 8: Tim.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it was because I was a kid,

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Speaker 3: but I remember it being like handling steering.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like an actual like Western cartwheel, basically

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Speaker 2: always too much to eat.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but now they're true bites and they're done.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that sound happy about it, Tim.

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Speaker 9: No, very upset.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry for kids.

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Speaker 5: Seven wagon wels to make up the side of an

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Speaker 2: I reckon that was the ratio seven you once to

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Speaker 2: one old one like cold pennies.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it will still cost the same price.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Tim, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: You cool, no problems, And imagine one day this year

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Speaker 2: Neil Mitch will be talking about aout the size of

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Speaker 2: wagon wheels. Have you got here, Louise, Hello, Hello Louise kids.

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Speaker 2: Today you got no idea about.

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Speaker 5: Darling up the internet.

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Speaker 10: And while you're on the internet, your home phone was

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Speaker 10: constantly engaged and you didn't have mobiles back then, and

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Speaker 10: also my Trix printers.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I remember dialing up the internet. It was a

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Speaker 2: really big ordeal, wasn't it. To get on the GI

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Speaker 2: the days of the Information super Highway.

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Speaker 4: We got a sound effect an old dot matrix here

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Speaker 4: as well. These things were so slow.

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Speaker 3: I hired a car this year to move It was

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Speaker 3: a harder track to move house. They printed off my

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Speaker 3: receipt on a dot matrix printer.

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Speaker 4: You're kidding me?

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Speaker 11: Can they still get for them?

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Speaker 4: You're joking.

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Speaker 3: With the perforated edges.

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Speaker 7: You're kidding.

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Speaker 2: And as well, if there are any other companies, listen

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Speaker 2: to this girl, we still use a dot matrix. I

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Speaker 2: really want to know about that. On nine four one

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Speaker 2: four one four three Luise, thanks you cool? Do you

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Speaker 2: have a swimming lesson something? She was in the ocean, Cheryl, Cheryl?

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Speaker 2: Kids today, what would they have?

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Speaker 4: No idea about a glory box?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 4: Sorry? What's a glory box?

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Speaker 11: Girls used to have some and like all borgeous linens

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Speaker 11: and beautiful things in it when they got married.

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Speaker 4: Oh how lovely, how lovely?

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Speaker 2: And few I thought it was a rude thing first

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Speaker 2: It probably is some dark corner of the web and

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Speaker 4: But no more incant times?

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Speaker 2: Kids, These days were not like a glory box, Wasn't that?

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Speaker 3: Cheryl? Did you even asked? Did you have a glory boxes?

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Speaker 4: And sounds right? It's ok?

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Speaker 6: Yes I did love head one.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I had all my bits and pieces in it

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Speaker 11: that I just really cherished and wanted to happen I

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Speaker 11: was married.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And have you still got your glory box?

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Speaker 7: I have.

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Speaker 2: Once you discover the joy of a glory box, it

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Speaker 2: stays with you for life. In fact, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: make one today when I get home. But some things

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Speaker 11: What's your next marriage?

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Speaker 4: Next marriage? Well, what do you know? We've only just

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Speaker 4: met Cheryl lovely to talk to. Have a good day,

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Speaker 2: This comes from Phil Christian this morning on the way

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Speaker 2: to work, how to break hard whilst having a pint

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Speaker 2: of milk in the drinks holder. The holder broke and

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Speaker 2: I went into work covered in milk.

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Speaker 3: That's from Phil, who's drinking a pint of milk to

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Speaker 3: get ready for a day.

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Speaker 2: Any who does that bit awkward rio in the studio

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Speaker 2: right now? Old milky here that I have seen. He's

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Speaker 2: still trying to get those bones a bit stronger, little

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Speaker 2: brittle rio. He's always chugging on milk. He's a grownup.

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Speaker 3: You know why I think it is is because the

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Speaker 3: kitchen at work provides only one thing for free, and

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Speaker 3: that's full bottles of milk, and so he can. He

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Speaker 3: brings the whole two liter bottle to his desk.

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Speaker 4: Are you already getting through? How much are that milk

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Speaker 4: you getting through? A day?

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Speaker 3: I have three big tall glasses of milk a day.

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Speaker 4: Much milk, cowl.

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Speaker 8: It's so refreshing, ice cold, growing car ice cold milk,

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Speaker 8: especially if you ever have it with dinner. It's nice. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 8: It'll quench your thirst on a hot day. Come back

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Speaker 3: Yes, one of the scenes required me to open a

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Speaker 4: That's funny.

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Speaker 4: Get in the air, on the filters. It's like dust

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Speaker 4: spelled any car? Then?

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Speaker 9: Poor leader?

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Speaker 14: Can of white painting the boots?

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Speaker 4: There we go, Yes, how did you spell it? Was

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Speaker 4: it brand new?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 14: I'd gone to the paint shop and obviously got it mixed,

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Speaker 14: you know, for a different shade of white. So when

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Speaker 14: they put a little on obviously it wasn't properly and

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Speaker 14: you're supposed to put behind your seat, but I put

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Speaker 14: it in the boot instead went round around about and

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Speaker 14: folding around.

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Speaker 4: It's basically painting the back.

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Speaker 14: It was all The boot was completely what.

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Speaker 1: So good?

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Speaker 14: But we told the car about two weeks later and

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Speaker 14: they didn't even bother looking in the boots.

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Speaker 2: A horrible surprise, some emulsion off white boot interior.

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Speaker 4: It's a strange design. Lynn, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 9: You cool all right later, have a good day, all right?

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Speaker 2: What have you spelled in the car? Nine four one

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Speaker 2: four one oh four three? And have they got stronger

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Speaker 2: things than Hoover's to clean out cars?

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Speaker 4: I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Donna, Hi Donna, Donna, Welcome to the show. What are

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Speaker 2: you spelt in the car?

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Speaker 10: Okay? So it's about nineteen ninety six and I work

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Speaker 10: at TAC My hobby is a truck driver and we

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Speaker 10: need a babysitter for a couple of hours a day,

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Speaker 10: few days a week. Lastly, yeah, our good friend Annie,

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Speaker 10: who's got kids at the same school, offers she got

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Speaker 10: out to much money, so I thought, well, I'd do

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Speaker 10: something nice for them, buy her a bottle of Johnny Walker.

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Speaker 3: It was pretty hot.

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Speaker 11: She was a friend as well, so who doesn't want

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Speaker 11: to drink a bottle of Johnny Walker.

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Speaker 1: To smash.

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Speaker 10: Anyways, it's a pretty hot day, around thirty degrees or so,

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Speaker 10: and me, being the super organized person I am, decides

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Speaker 10: to buy the bottle of Johnny Walker in the morning.

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Speaker 10: So I put him in my car on the front

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Speaker 10: floor and go to work, come out in the afternoon,

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Speaker 10: open the door, and the fumes nearly knocked me over.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, it was so strong. The whole bottle,

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Speaker 10: seven hundred mil bottle of Johnny Walker completely absorbed into

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Speaker 10: the carpet. I was that strong.

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Speaker 9: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 10: I had to drive around for months with the windows down.

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Speaker 4: Because it's like some sort of booze house.

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Speaker 3: Tested you just send the machine off the charts.

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Speaker 10: I would have thought, seriously, they would have thought that

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Speaker 10: I was a drunk.

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Speaker 4: So I put Johnny Welcome about.

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Speaker 10: I couldn't even afford to buyer another bottle, so when

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Speaker 10: I got.

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Speaker 2: To pick up the kids, she could have got in

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Speaker 2: the car and licked the carpet of it.

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Speaker 11: Exactly what I said to her, just come and open

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Speaker 11: the door and just you can see how much you

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Speaker 11: can get it in. She be dead, made her eyes

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Speaker 11: brought it never ever forget back.

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Speaker 10: So yeah, so it was yeah, great.

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Speaker 7: Jay for me.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Donna, thank you very much so much for sharing

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Speaker 2: the story with us.

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Speaker 4: Have a good day, mate.

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Speaker 9: Thanks Judy, and how are you going, Christian?

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Speaker 4: I'm good Judy, and welcome to the show. And what

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Speaker 4: have you spelt in your car? Mate?

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Speaker 9: I had a can of coke that I had left

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Speaker 9: in my car I think for three or four days,

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Speaker 9: and the whole thing had just expanded to epic proportion.

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Speaker 9: It was boiling hot. So I put it in a

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Speaker 9: discarded shoe that I had in my car just on

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Speaker 9: the on driving along the up to Sydney there and

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Speaker 9: next thing, I just hear this wapping, great explosion. My

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Speaker 9: entire car and myself was just consumed in coca cola.

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Speaker 3: And I imagine that shoe exploded.

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Speaker 4: That discarded woman it's raining coke and it.

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Speaker 9: Took years off my life. Actually, I thought, you know,

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Speaker 9: someone fired a Garne or something like me. It just

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Speaker 9: went bang.

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Speaker 4: It were not at least five off your life, wouldn't he?

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Speaker 3: You know, And you'll never get those back.

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Speaker 4: No, No, Julian, thank you very much your story. I

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Speaker 4: have a good day mate.

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Speaker 9: Thanks Christian.

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Speaker 4: Kirsty, what have you spelt in your car? Mate?

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Speaker 15: Well, we used to live on a farm at cattle Farm,

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Speaker 15: and we decided to go for a drive without two dogs.

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Speaker 15: We had two savrient ards. We were driving along and

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Speaker 15: then one of them actually vomited in the back of

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Speaker 15: the car where I was. And it turns out they

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Speaker 15: had actually been out in the paddock earlier on eating

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Speaker 15: what was left over from the cows, so the poo

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Speaker 15: and stuff, and then they both decided to re eat it,

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Speaker 15: and my parents and I were we had the windows

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Speaker 15: down dry heavings for the forty five minutes.

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Speaker 4: What a trip from hell.

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Speaker 15: I can still see it, I can smell it.

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Speaker 14: It's just and it's been.

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Speaker 15: Like at least fifteen years now, and it's it's revolting.

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Speaker 3: At least they're cleaning it up though, by hitting it,

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Speaker 3: re eating recycling.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, that's what I said to my parents. It was like,

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Speaker 15: at least they're nice enough.

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Speaker 9: To do that.

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Speaker 2: But oh god, all right, Kersey, thank you to very

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Speaker 2: much your story. Thank you on our started gag at

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Speaker 2: the thought of that. Let's get a time, Tim, Hello, Tim,

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Speaker 2: what have you spelt in your car?

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Speaker 4: Chris?

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Speaker 7: It actually wasn't me. It was my dad who had

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Speaker 7: this lovely gold Kingswood station wagon. Well, he'd gone to

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Speaker 7: paint the house and had a twenty five liter drum

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Speaker 7: of quick drying cream hate in the back of the

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Speaker 7: station wagon, and of course he'd had to break the

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Speaker 7: strap that he had on it. He had it with

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Speaker 7: the knockie strap, the rocky straps just snaps. The paint

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Speaker 7: gone flying. The lids come off, and the paint has

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Speaker 7: sprayed the entire back of the station wagon, right up

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Speaker 7: to the to the front passenger seat.

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Speaker 4: Look at Jackson Pollock.

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Speaker 7: He was in the car on his own, but he

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Speaker 7: got home and we just heard this this blood curdling screen.

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Speaker 7: It's like, ah, everyone help and so with actiontations the

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Speaker 7: last kish getting in there scraping paint out of the

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Speaker 7: back of this station wagon.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing story. Tim, Thank you very much for sharing

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Speaker 2: it with us.

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