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Speaker 1: be talking about the date that Keanu Reeves is selling

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Speaker 1: old Galapicus tortoise has finally pulled up stumps after saving

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Speaker 1: spike the broth there, spike away my friend tortoises mate

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Speaker 2: Holy moley, what a man, So my question, I mean, phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: So he saved his He saved Diego, saved Diego from

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Speaker 1: all of his hard work.

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Speaker 2: I imagine.

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Speaker 1: My question is, when you say he's pulling up stumps,

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Speaker 2: Foot and do the good thing? Is he still going

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Speaker 1: Or is he? Is he just out of it professionally

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Speaker 1: that you'd stick with. Whether he's still using contraceptions, I

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Speaker 1: But my question is for you, and I suppose this

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Speaker 1: Do you know you know he's had eight hundred eight hundred?

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Speaker 1: Did he wake up that morning, you know, did his

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Speaker 1: And he was like, all right, I probably had enough children.

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Speaker 2: How do you know when you've had enough kids.

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Speaker 1: Enough? I can't believe my parents had another kid after me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like there were so many moments that surely they would

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Speaker 2: Like is there a moment in the pillow case?

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Speaker 1: Well, exactly exactly those things happening, like, jeez, I've definitely

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Speaker 1: Do they want to six y five twelve the parents

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Speaker 1: your calls up next on kiss It's Willing Woody. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's kissing Willem Woody on a Thursday cheeking a reminder

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Speaker 1: five o'clock every day, we've got five hundred bucks to

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Speaker 1: give away with Australia's Easiest Quiz. But right now, woods,

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Speaker 2: How did you know that you'd have enough that did

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Speaker 3: Well, when you go through forty hours of labor and

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Speaker 2: The child gets delivered by what forceps is a force

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Speaker 2: Say this where yeah, and my son still has a

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Speaker 1: that's hectic, that's enough. Great answer, Kaitlin, easy for you.

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Speaker 3: Jumped off the roof oh and ended up breaking his arm.

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Speaker 3: And I was just like, you know.

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Speaker 1: What, yeeah, Yeah, totally fair enough. And that's an easy

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Speaker 1: But I'm just shocked my parents didn't stop other bonfire

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Speaker 1: The question is was their intent in the third child?

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