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Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast many How long have you had

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Speaker 1: or had a fart? What are we calling this an

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Speaker 1: impass far?

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Speaker 2: You're currently in a relationship and you still haven't farted

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Speaker 2: in front of your partner.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one six five is that number? I am currently

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Speaker 3: in the lead.

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Speaker 2: I had a former relationship where I did not fart

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Speaker 2: in front of my partner.

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Speaker 3: For three years. Incredibly stressful time.

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Speaker 2: It is difficult now. Obviously you can remain anonymous. Amazingly

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Speaker 2: no one wants to remain anonymous, which is great. We've

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Speaker 2: got May here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Now,

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Speaker 2: may you do not fart in front of your partner?

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Speaker 4: No, it's been eleven years.

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Speaker 2: Oh my jesus, have there been any Have there been

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Speaker 2: any close calls? May?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Like I'll learn off a silent one, yeah, but

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Speaker 4: never like honestly, I feel like it's been too long

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Speaker 4: now I can't do Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, I feel that just does does he or she

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Speaker 3: passed win in front of you?

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Speaker 4: He constantly, constantly, Surely when.

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Speaker 2: He opened the flood gates, you went right the gates open,

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Speaker 2: the gates of hell of open.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why I missed it.

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Speaker 1: You missed the opportunity.

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Speaker 4: I've done it in front of I just can't do

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Speaker 4: it now. Oh yeah, eleven years.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is maybe this is a deeper Maybe this

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Speaker 1: is a deeper question. But I am interested in the

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Speaker 1: in the psychology behind this. Do you think the fact

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Speaker 1: that you're comfortable farting in front of other people means

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Speaker 1: that you love the more or the fact that you

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Speaker 1: don't fart in front of this guy means that you

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Speaker 1: love him more.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it means that I love him more

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Speaker 4: because I care more about more than he thinks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, in interesting, Okay, may thanks for the call.

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Speaker 1: Eleven years. But is that indicative of the fact that, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Must not go too deep into we're talking about it.

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Speaker 1: I think you can. I think you can analyze someone

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Speaker 1: based on whether you want to fart in front of

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Speaker 1: them or not. You can she cares too much about

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Speaker 1: what the guy thinks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, honest. Let's go to Shayla here thirteen one oh

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Speaker 3: six five. Shila, you haven't passed win in front of

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Speaker 3: your partner?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I have. But for the first time in

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Speaker 4: our six year relationships.

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Speaker 3: You you just did it. You just farted for the

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Speaker 3: first time in front of your partner.

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Speaker 4: Yees about a month ago, us through and.

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Speaker 3: Shala run us through the situation. How did it come out?

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Speaker 3: Where were you let's.

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Speaker 4: Go Honestly, nothing special. Didn't know what's going to happen.

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Speaker 4: We were just watching TV of an evening together and

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Speaker 4: I just let it rip.

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Speaker 3: So it's you made that. You made the decision. You're like,

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna let it rip.

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Speaker 4: Yep. And since then it's been absolutely normal.

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Speaker 3: Great. When you say it's been normal, you mean you've

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Speaker 3: just been it's just open the flood games. You're just

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Speaker 3: going whenever it is absolutely opened.

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Speaker 5: The same.

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Speaker 1: I think the concerned there as well, because I know

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Speaker 1: when we I know when I opened the flag gates

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Speaker 1: with Samuel was like, oh great, we're having the five games,

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Speaker 1: and that three days later it was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's in the Cold War and we were both building

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Speaker 1: up our armaments. It was just like this, it's just

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Speaker 1: tit for tat here. There's too much going on. You know,

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Speaker 1: you're always gidding what You're like, all right, good, we're

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Speaker 1: comfortable with each other.

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Speaker 5: We're comfortable. I get it, but it's.

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Speaker 3: Just the respect then goes yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to start a building, and then you

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Speaker 1: have to start working back in the rules again.

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Speaker 3: You're going to find the balance. You go too hard

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Speaker 3: and ease back to Yeah. Yeah, let's go to Charlotte here, Charlotte,

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Speaker 3: how long has it been you still haven't fart in

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Speaker 3: front of your partner?

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Speaker 5: I haven't and it's been fifteen and a half years.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, wow, Charlotte, how are you avoiding this? Fifteen

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Speaker 3: years with this person you're living with intimately? How do

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Speaker 3: you avoid far in front of him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: And we've pretty much been engaged for that whole time

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Speaker 5: as well, We've lived together, you know, for at least

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Speaker 5: twelve years of that. So I actually just go through

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Speaker 5: the pain of like holding it in as long as possible,

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Speaker 5: and you know, when it kind of like just disperses inside,

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Speaker 5: that's kind of what I do. I just do not

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Speaker 5: let it out, hold it in.

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Speaker 3: Oh so, where do you have a spot? Do you

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Speaker 3: have a spot in the house? It's your little far

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Speaker 3: far off.

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Speaker 5: Just wherever wherever he isn't If I know I've really

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Speaker 5: got to do it, then I'll just go and I'll

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Speaker 5: just it's probably outside. But honestly, it's very rare that

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Speaker 5: anything kind of you go outside your fart.

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Speaker 1: You're like a dog. It's like what I do with

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Speaker 1: my dog before she goes to bed.

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Speaker 4: I let it.

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Speaker 1: Out and do it. You need to do Oh sad,

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Speaker 1: just sad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. I honestly think you just need a

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Speaker 3: fart in front of him.

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Speaker 4: He won't.

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Speaker 3: Are you worried that he'll care? Is that the thing?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Well, so definitely in like over time, like an accidental

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Speaker 5: one has slipped out, and I've been so embarrassed. He

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Speaker 5: gives me this weird side look as if like he

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Speaker 5: hasn't heard it, but he has, and I was so

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Speaker 5: embarrassed by that look that I just I just have

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Speaker 5: that image in my head now. But you wouldn't care,

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Speaker 5: he says to me all the time. He's like, just

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Speaker 5: go for it. I'm like, and I just can't even

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Speaker 5: I'm like I said, I'm like, there's one there, and

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Speaker 5: he'll just go and I'm like, nah, I can't do it,

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Speaker 5: And he's like, what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 5: And I just have a fear that like he's going

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Speaker 5: to completely like not be attracted to me anymore, even

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Speaker 5: though he've been together so long. Yeah, Wow, you can't

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Speaker 5: get over it.

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Speaker 3: The same thing but I had my three years.

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Speaker 1: Fascinates me that she flags that she's got one.

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Speaker 3: There, acknowledges it, and he says, do it here.

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