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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Broadcasting live from four Double A in Charliville. We're brought

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Speaker 2: to you by What If this afternoon, Woods, and we are.

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Speaker 3: Here for one reason and one reason only, and.

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Speaker 2: That is to put Rude Jude live on stage at

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Speaker 2: the Adelaide Fringe. So we are here in Charlieville getting

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Speaker 2: her audition, tape her hot reel so that they approve

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Speaker 2: of her to do stand up at one of the

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Speaker 2: biggest comedy festivals in the world.

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Speaker 4: Will and Woodie present Rude Jude's comedy debut live from Charlivo.

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Speaker 3: All right, mate, so it's been a whirlwind here time

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Speaker 3: in Charlieville.

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Speaker 2: She obviously on stage at the Coronis Pub here in

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Speaker 2: Charliville tomorrow night. But before we get down to her

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Speaker 2: putting her act together and all the bells and whistles

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Speaker 2: that come without the promotion, the sound system, et cetera.

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Speaker 3: It was just a wild time arriving here.

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Speaker 5: Wild plaine, and by wild, I mean small and unsafe.

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Speaker 3: Tony.

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Speaker 5: I was hitting I was hitting my head. I'm not

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Speaker 5: that tall.

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Speaker 6: Did you see the guy I was sitting next to you,

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Speaker 6: seven foot all high, viz. I had no room in

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Speaker 6: my chair. It's just extorited like a little phone box

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Speaker 6: in the air. But we survived, we landed, and it

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Speaker 6: was pretty warming to see in the distance as we

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Speaker 6: did arrive there was sort of like the faint showing

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Speaker 6: of a sign, like a bright yellow sign being held

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Speaker 6: by what looked like either a ten year old or

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Speaker 6: a very very short woman.

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Speaker 5: And it was in fact Rude Jude herself.

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Speaker 6: So let's take in out to the moment, because we

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Speaker 6: recorded the whole thing of when we did arrive in

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Speaker 6: Charlville and Jude was waiting for it.

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Speaker 1: Wooly and wiry, have hit ladies and gentlemen, tables and chairs,

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Speaker 1: spread your legs and showsh your hairs.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tell she's got a sign the way.

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Speaker 1: He's pregnant, because I just shit in my.

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Speaker 4: Cry.

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Speaker 3: What have you been up to?

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Speaker 5: We've run the piss waiting for you.

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Speaker 6: We can tell, dude, we can tell you didn't want

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Speaker 6: to bring us a bit.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that was a joke and you actually had these

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Speaker 5: for us. Wasn't a jake.

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Speaker 1: This is our doctor, the best doctor in Australia. She

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Speaker 1: saved my life. Now she's hated me ever since?

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Speaker 5: Is she Okay, Doc, is she healthy?

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Speaker 3: Doc?

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Speaker 5: Is she going to make it to the stage? Probably?

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Speaker 5: But there you go.

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Speaker 6: So words from the dock. They're not overly confident with

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Speaker 6: her chances. I've actually been alive on stage, but hopefully

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Speaker 6: will if she does stay alive.

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Speaker 5: I think she's going to do an amazing job tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think she's going to the Other thing that

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Speaker 2: we know about tomorrow night is that she is actually

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Speaker 2: just bloody funny. So I'm actually really confident with the

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Speaker 2: show she's going to be. I think we might have

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Speaker 2: to curb some of their material. But from the Airport Woods,

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Speaker 2: she took us for a tour of the town, the

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Speaker 2: place that she's lived for seventy.

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Speaker 3: Three years, and it was probably the best tour I

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent, no doubt. And we

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Speaker 6: are going to hear that very very shortly. But I'll

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Speaker 6: tell you what. She's here at the radio station. Why

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Speaker 6: don't we get her in here and have a chat

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Speaker 6: to her and just see how she is feeling. Yes,

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Speaker 6: and then we'll play that audio of the tour of

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Speaker 6: Charlville led by her, and she gives us the tour

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Speaker 6: of that famous baiton Tackle Store.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Rude Jude's going to come in here live right up

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Speaker 2: next on what you were at four Double R in

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Speaker 2: Charliville ahead of her big gig tomorrow night. Woods and

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Speaker 2: I are broadcasting from four Double H in Charliville. We

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Speaker 2: made it all the way eight hours inland from Brisbane

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Speaker 2: and tomorrow night Rude Jude is going to be live hotel.

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Speaker 2: She's in the studio with us now. And look, let's

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Speaker 2: just hope Jude again, keeping our eyes on the big

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Speaker 2: picture that if this show goes well, then you get

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Speaker 2: to go to the Adelaide Fringe explorerstras BI starts Festival

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Speaker 2: Adelaide Fringe dot Com dot a you on until the

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Speaker 2: nineteenth of March.

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Speaker 3: Tickets are on sale now.

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Speaker 2: But Judy, let's let's talk about this show tomorrow night,

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Speaker 2: because I mean we obviously we arrived here yesterday.

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Speaker 3: It was lovely to meet you.

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Speaker 2: We've had a lovely time that I feel like we're

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Speaker 2: almost like we need to get down to brass tacks

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Speaker 2: now because we've got a show to put on.

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Speaker 1: Yes, how are you feeling after ship?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it hasn't changed.

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Speaker 7: You've gone through.

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Speaker 1: Three p same shit, different days.

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Speaker 2: You told me you didn't sleep, You did, so you

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Speaker 2: picked us up today from the motel, which was lovely.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you said you didn't sleep a wink last night.

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Speaker 1: Oh I did towards morning, but then you had.

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Speaker 3: Some guys coming in and changing the screws on your room.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I thought they were coming in to screwing me.

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Speaker 2: But look, we've got a lot coming this show. Dave

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Speaker 2: Thornton's going to join us a little bit on which

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Speaker 2: is very exciting. And obviously we had to look through

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Speaker 2: Judy's Brows in the famous Judy's Brows in which I'm

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Speaker 2: so excited to play everybody.

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Speaker 3: You took us over to the Naughty Corner. We've got

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Speaker 3: shop for a little while as well, and.

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Speaker 2: We had somebody come in and have to buy some

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Speaker 2: which was pretty nerve wracking. Got so much of you

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Speaker 2: on this afternoon show, which is great. Can I just

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Speaker 2: say also from Woods and I thanks for having us

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Speaker 2: having such a lovely time we went. We went to

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Speaker 2: the RSL last night with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. I can't believe you're here. And

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Speaker 1: the crowd at the airport were just fantastic and made

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Speaker 1: a big sign welcome. Charter brought an escue Karl Stubby's

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Speaker 1: I didn't even bloody drink them. I had to drink

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Speaker 1: and when I got home last.

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Speaker 6: Night, you really have rolled out the red caverfore us,

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Speaker 6: Like every single time we go to buy you jump ahead.

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Speaker 5: So for a titles, it's amazing.

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Speaker 6: You keep shouting the beers, you keep letting us use

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Speaker 6: your members cart at the RSL as well, so we

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Speaker 6: get the discount there. Hilariously, when you did swipe your

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Speaker 6: name was supposed to come up, it just said madness.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome, Madness, thirty bus act. Can you think of

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Speaker 1: anything better than will and Woody and charitable.

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Speaker 4: Believers?

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Speaker 1: Beautiful?

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Speaker 3: Everybody here loves there and you keep turning the attention

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Speaker 2: But Tomorrow Night is about you, So let's talk a

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Speaker 2: little bit about the geek. I know you've got lots

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Speaker 2: of gear lined up, but there's a story from Tomorrow

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Speaker 2: night to give people bit of a taste that you're

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Speaker 2: going to share now about boarding school.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, I got expelled from the hostel here

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Speaker 1: and I went to Saint hillas at Southport. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: took me out this friend. You know, you get matey

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Speaker 1: because you're bored in and you get matey with the

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Speaker 1: day pupils that come to the school. So they used

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Speaker 1: So this girl took me out this weekend and stayed

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Speaker 1: her place. But we went to this party and there

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Speaker 1: on fire. But any hair I used to smoke in

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Speaker 1: those days. He used to pinch a few of mums

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Speaker 1: any hair. I'm there lighting up a Peter stuyves and

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Speaker 1: years ago and I'm there puffing away. Anyhow, I finished

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Speaker 1: oh shit, oh thank you very much. That's great. Saves

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Speaker 1: my cigarettes and lay money. So I started puffing away

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Speaker 1: and didn't know have a clue. On the next minute,

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Speaker 1: that blake next to me is going like this, give

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Speaker 1: me a bit of a nudge, And I said, what

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Speaker 1: he said, you got to pass that on? Pass on?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It, so I passed it

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Speaker 1: on and I had no idea. No, So then I

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Speaker 1: saw it going around the table, Yeah, going around the circle,

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Speaker 1: and you know, and then later on another one and

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Speaker 1: another one and another one. So then we decided to

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Speaker 1: go down to the surf, you know, go along the beach. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what time. It was after midnight and

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Speaker 1: here and I really thought I was riding wales. I thought,

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Speaker 1: what the hell's going? You know, we had a few

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Speaker 1: bees and that, but fair incon I thought I was

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Speaker 1: going to have these big waves, riding a whale, and

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Speaker 1: I was only on the scene in the water.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow night, Jude David her live stand up with Rude Jude.

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Speaker 2: If the reel is hot enough, if the show is

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Speaker 3: Friends, it's all happening here on Willam. Would he ride

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Speaker 3: up next?

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Speaker 2: She gives us a tour of her shop, Judy's Browsing

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Speaker 2: with the Naughty Corner.

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Speaker 3: Very excited about that.

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Speaker 7: Don't go anywhere.

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Speaker 2: It's Willham Woody lived from Childville with Rude Dude broadcasting

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Speaker 2: here from Forday.

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Speaker 5: It's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: We are broadcasting live from four Double in Charlaville ahead

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Speaker 2: of Rude Jude's stand up show at the Coronis Pub wards.

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Speaker 2: If you guys don't know who Rude Jude is, she's

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Speaker 2: the person that we nominated to do our Adelaide Fringe spot.

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Speaker 2: Adelaide Fringe came to us and said, boys, we'd love

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Speaker 2: you to do a spot. We said, we've got someone better.

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Speaker 2: We've got someone way funny how. She's a woman called

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Speaker 2: rud Dude. She owns a Baton tackle shop eight hours

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Speaker 3: It's got a Nordy corter.

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Speaker 2: In the Baiton Tackle shop, guys, and look, we think

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Speaker 2: she's going to be stunning, but she's got to put.

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Speaker 3: This hot show on tomorrow night.

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Speaker 2: We've got to convince Adelaide Fringe that she's going to

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Speaker 2: be good enough to perform at one of the best

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Speaker 2: comedy festivals.

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Speaker 3: In the world.

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Speaker 2: And I'm so excited about the show tomorrow night, I

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Speaker 2: really am. But nothing got me more excited than when

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Speaker 2: we arrived here in Charlieville yesterday. We got in the

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Speaker 2: back of her Land cruiser and she gave us a

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Speaker 2: tour of the place that she's been living in for

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Speaker 2: seventy three years.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to welcome you all to Charlievill. I've

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Speaker 1: just been the whole town. Is that excited? Just unbelievable.

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Speaker 5: Just leaving the airport.

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Speaker 3: Dude's driving terrifying.

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Speaker 5: Seriously, dud, Have any of you had any one?

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Speaker 3: Are we talking accidents or beers?

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Speaker 1: I've had a few of those, but one accident accident

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Speaker 1: and he had one because I'm driving, driving, Mistadisy. I

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Speaker 1: was born and bred here and I've left a couple

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Speaker 1: of times and come back, and I've got my plot

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Speaker 1: book the cemetery, so I'm definitely staying here. I love

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Speaker 1: it that much. And see this thing here, the tractor

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Speaker 5: Of my more after this, it's Willing Woody Wards.

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Speaker 2: You and I got asked to a spot at the

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Speaker 3: She's seventy five. Her name's Rud Dude.

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Speaker 2: She lives here in Charlieville, eight hours inland from Brisbane,

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Speaker 2: Live from charlie Ball. All right, so you've just heard

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Speaker 2: Will and It really is worth saying where we are, guys,

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Speaker 5: Up, stranger than fiction. You couldn't make this stuff up.

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Speaker 3: You can see the Bilbies, you can go to the

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Speaker 5: At Cosmo station. The Cosmos we're not quite sure what

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Speaker 3: But the jewel in the crown.

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Speaker 1: Boys, come on to the shop. This is Judy's brows

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Speaker 4: What it was?

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Speaker 5: That's a big plugged.

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Speaker 3: She's right in, is she.

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Speaker 1: But if you want to freshen up your snoodoo, you

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Speaker 3: Oh god, it's actually one of the funniest things.

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Speaker 2: You can see it, by the way he said, you

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Speaker 2: tour with us of the browsing and of the Naughty Corner.

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Speaker 3: One of the great things you'll see.

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Speaker 2: If you want to put a smile on your dar

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Speaker 2: it is time to get down to brass tacks as

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Speaker 3: It's tomorrow night.

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Speaker 3: So look to prepare her for this.

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Speaker 2: That's very very shortly here on Willem Woody Live from

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Speaker 3: Hope you're having a wonderful one.

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Speaker 5: Will drive home and I really hope you.

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Speaker 2: Guys are enjoying this as much as we are, because

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Speaker 3: If you're wondering why we're here.

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Speaker 2: That's because the Adelaide Fringe asked us to do a

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Speaker 2: one of the funniest women we have ever met in

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Speaker 2: Her name is Rude Jude.

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Speaker 4: Willem Woodie present Rude Jude's comedy debut Live from Charlivore.

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Speaker 6: And the reason we're here in Charleville Wilbur is because

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Speaker 6: will take over the store. We'll look after your bait

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Speaker 5: And it's fair to say that.

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Speaker 6: Well, things got a bit awkward when a middle aged

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Speaker 7: Yeah, can we help you.

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Speaker 1: Then she's got a purple microphone.

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Speaker 5: Purple microphone? Will, did you want to go chicken? We've

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Speaker 2: Yeah, got a couple to.

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Speaker 4: Let something for me. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Would you say that this one?

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Speaker 5: But this is a crack So this is your well,

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Speaker 5: this is effectively large game, such a club.

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Speaker 2: Street purple mic bunny plums, love mattic, revolutionary spiral motion.

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Speaker 5: It feels like you might be jumping in the deep

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Speaker 3: Like it's quiet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the part and it's not.

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Speaker 5: No excuse me, Hello, Judy's brows in hell?

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Speaker 4: Are you there?

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Speaker 5: Hello? Only hang up on him?

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that?

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Speaker 6: About something?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've got a.

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Speaker 7: Triple four playing combo set.

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Speaker 5: So this is a do you want a whip?

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Speaker 7: That stands.

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Speaker 2: There?

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Speaker 1: It's not big enough?

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Speaker 5: Another another happy customer.

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Speaker 6: Will I'm shocked she didn't go for the what was it,

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Speaker 6: the triple four play set which you were trying to sell.

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Speaker 3: Their Malay Conbose sets.

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Speaker 5: I think value for money.

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Speaker 2: lot more elderly women in this town who are much

446
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Speaker 2: more sexually in tune with themselves.

447
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Speaker 3: Than I am. Yeah, I am nowhere it when it comes.

448
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Speaker 1: How are they?

449
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Speaker 2: So?

450
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Speaker 5: Oh, they've just been here for a long time, right,

451
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Speaker 5: you know what does that mean?

452
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Speaker 6: I just mean that they've experienced everything, so now they

453
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Speaker 6: need certain choice to take them to whole nother levels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, And they're keeping Judy's brows in a float. With

456
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Speaker 5: all their purchases.

457
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Speaker 6: She's beent over one hundred bucks quite seriously. Got a

458
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Speaker 6: pack of darts as well. You gave her a Yeah,

459
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Speaker 6: I did fifty cents off out of the goodness of

460
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Speaker 6: my heart.

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Speaker 2: It's women broadcasting live from Charliville here ahead of rue

462
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Speaker 2: Jude's show. She's going to be performing at Corone's Pub

463
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 2: on her way to the Adelaide Fringe. Woods putting together

464
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Speaker 2: her show real effectively and if they approve of the

465
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Speaker 2: show real then she goes to the Adelaide Fringe, one

466
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Speaker 2: of the biggest comedy festivals in the world. So ahead

467
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Speaker 2: of that gig, we're getting some great comedians on the

468
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Speaker 2: show to give us some feedback really on some of

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Speaker 2: the gigs they've done regionally, and also people that have

470
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Speaker 2: performed at the Fringe already. So we've had Ross Noble

471
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Speaker 2: on the show obviously, we've had Bo Ryan as well.

472
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Speaker 2: He's a wonderful performer presenter. But the man who's come

473
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Speaker 2: I was going to say fresh from the Fringe, but

474
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Speaker 2: he looks like shit. Dave Fulton, who joins the voice

475
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Speaker 2: right now, welcome forward.

476
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Speaker 7: Well you always think I'm going to go on a

477
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Speaker 7: show with me mates and then they throw you under

478
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Speaker 7: the bus straight out of the gates. Yes, I did

479
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Speaker 7: come back from the fringe. I've been licking my wounds

480
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Speaker 7: for the last two days and it still hasn't helped.

481
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Speaker 7: Because I'm forty three and you have a hangover for

482
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Speaker 7: five days. That's what happens.

483
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I think it's a very different thing when

484
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Speaker 6: you come home to kids waiting for you as well.

485
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Speaker 7: For Yeah, there's nothing like having a hangover and then

486
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Speaker 7: looking at the disappointment of your children and your partner

487
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Speaker 7: as they say, we were looking forward to having dad

488
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Speaker 7: home and he's a shell of a human being. So

489
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Speaker 7: before I go through a trial separation, what do you

490
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 7: need from me? Boys?

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Speaker 5: We need some advice from your expertise. Mate. We've heard

492
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Speaker 5: you dominated the Adelaide Fringe.

493
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Speaker 6: You're doing comedy festivals still all around Australia if you

494
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Speaker 6: want to get tickets at a comedy dot com or

495
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Speaker 6: check out Dave Underscore Thorn on the socials there mate,

496
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Speaker 6: But have you had experience performing in regional towns.

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Speaker 5: Mate, I'm not.

498
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Speaker 7: Here to selling the reputation of regional Australia. But you

499
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Speaker 7: have to understand I will turn up anywhere I have

500
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Speaker 7: a mortgage in there's rising interest rates, guys, I will

501
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Speaker 7: turn up anywhere people will pay me.

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Speaker 6: So where's where's the most like, well, like the smallest

503
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Speaker 6: country ten you've performed, mate.

504
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Speaker 7: I made. I was in regional Queensland a little while ago.

505
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Speaker 7: I think it was Winton, I believe I've remember. Oh yeah,

506
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Speaker 7: not a big population there, but great people. That was

507
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Speaker 7: a really good place to perform, but I reckon. The

508
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Speaker 7: most scarring story I've got from performing regionally was and

509
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Speaker 7: I don't want to mention this place because I hated it.

510
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Speaker 7: And I was performing there with two other comedians, Troy

511
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Speaker 7: Kinney people would know from the Kinney Sketch Show, and

512
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Speaker 7: Tom Siegert, who's a hilarious comedian. We were performing at

513
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Speaker 7: this place. It was a footy club and we're each

514
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Speaker 7: supposed to do twenty minutes each. But what we didn't

515
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Speaker 7: realize is they got Troy to perform twenty minutes and

516
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Speaker 7: then they took a two hour break while everyone just

517
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Speaker 7: drank heavily and let a cover band just play Jesse's

518
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Speaker 7: Girl and they are really appreciate it. Then Tom went

519
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Speaker 7: on and they hated everything about Tom. That's got nothing

520
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Speaker 7: to do with Tom or Troy. They just hated us wholeheartedly.

521
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Speaker 7: I went on at about midnight. Then they'd had a

522
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Speaker 7: few cans. I did about five minutes of standard. I

523
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 7: was supposed to do twenty, but I did five. And

524
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Speaker 7: I just said, you want to hear the band, I'm

525
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Speaker 7: getting off, and I got and then the team captain

526
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Speaker 7: from the footy club brought in what I can only

527
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Speaker 7: describe as a man whose name I think I don't

528
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Speaker 7: know his name, but he was about six foot five.

529
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Speaker 7: He had a shaved head. He kind of looked like

530
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Speaker 7: he had a lobotomy. And this guy was looking to fight.

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Speaker 7: And they came in and they said, what did you

532
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Speaker 7: just do?

533
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Speaker 1: Mate?

534
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Speaker 7: And I said, nay, you want to hear the band.

535
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Speaker 7: Just don't worry about me. Just don't pay me, Like no, no, no,

536
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Speaker 7: We've already paid all right, because it was through a

537
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Speaker 7: booking agent. I'm like, oh I got money back?

538
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Speaker 2: Oh no.

539
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Speaker 7: And they were like, do you want to kick on?

540
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Speaker 7: And I do remember Troy kid, He's like maybe we could.

541
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Speaker 7: I'm like, mate, we're not going to fight an entire

542
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Speaker 7: football club. Okay, they can have the money. I'll pay them.

543
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Speaker 7: And this is no word to be light. I'm not

544
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Speaker 7: putting Mayo on this. They said, all right, guys, you

545
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 7: go to your car right now. You don't say a

546
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 7: word and we'll leave you alone. But if you say

547
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 7: one word, we're kicking your heads in. And so the

548
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Speaker 7: three of us we walked out, and mate, like the

549
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 7: entire squad was there, not just the seniors, the reserves,

550
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Speaker 7: the under fifteens wanted to have a crack like it

551
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 7: was a lot. And then we got in the car.

552
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 7: Not a word was said for half an hour until

553
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 7: we were well down the freeway. And then I can

554
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Speaker 7: tell you boys, once we're out of here, shot jeez.

555
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Speaker 7: We gave it to him.

556
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Speaker 3: All right, Well, look, I thought I's got some experience.

557
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 2: Being a coward but also performing in a country town,

558
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Speaker 2: which is exactly what rude Dude's going to be doing

559
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Speaker 2: tomorrow night.

560
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 3: So we're going to get Judy in here.

561
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Speaker 2: We are at four Double R in Charlaville, and so

562
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Speaker 2: she's going to be in the studio with us right

563
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Speaker 2: up next ahead of her, live stand up gig tomorrow night.

564
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Speaker 2: Dave Thoughton on the radio with the one and Only

565
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Speaker 2: Rude Jude. Right up next on.

566
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Speaker 1: Willim Woody Goodness after this, it's the will and Woody Podcast.

567
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Speaker 2: We are broadcasting live from Charlaville. Ge whiz Wood's Rude

568
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Speaker 2: Judy is on the stage tomorrow night. So we're just

569
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Speaker 2: doing all the prep possible. We're recording this from four

570
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Speaker 2: Double A in Charlieville, brought to you by what If

571
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Speaker 2: this afternoon, And as we've been doing all week to

572
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Speaker 2: prepare gig for a big gig tonight, we've been getting

573
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Speaker 2: great stand up comedians on the show to give us

574
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Speaker 2: some advice on just how to put this show together

575
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Speaker 2: so that the Adelaide Fringe love her so much they

576
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Speaker 2: have to take her to perform next week at the

577
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Speaker 2: Adelaide Fringe. And one of those comedians who's going to

578
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Speaker 2: be performing all over the Eastern Seaboard in the Comedy

579
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Speaker 2: Season festival is the one and Only Dave thought And

580
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Speaker 2: who joins us right now.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back, Dave.

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Speaker 7: Thanks guys, I'm so good to be here. You didn't

583
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Speaker 7: catch us off there. Jud and I are doing a

584
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 7: little bit of flirting so I'm trying to take my

585
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 7: wedding band off. At this point, you actually will want

586
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 7: to get into you in mind, you're the best. Have

587
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Speaker 7: you got any I know that your place is a

588
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 7: fishing place and an adult well it provides adult services

589
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 7: as well. So what advice have you got on whatever

590
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 7: tackle I'm after, be it my own or my fishing.

591
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: We've got penis pump styling, but not that you'd want one,

592
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: but anyhow if you did, and we also use it

593
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: as a yabby pump, so it's great to take in

594
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Speaker 1: your tackle box. And we've got Dickie Lewis. Yeah yeah, yeah,

595
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: if they get under your Niagara fools, but they'll probably

596
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Speaker 1: rip them off.

597
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Speaker 7: Oh yeah yeah, actually yeah, because I don't know what

598
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 7: the PSI of my member should be, to be honest,

599
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Speaker 7: what is it like? Eight psi? Ten psi? How much

600
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 7: should you punt your penis up? Dude?

601
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Speaker 1: Well show us and I'll tell you.

602
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Speaker 5: You asked the question.

603
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Speaker 7: I'm so glad I'm on zoom because I'm going to

604
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Speaker 7: need a zoom for this.

605
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Speaker 6: All right, now, this wasn't We didn't get you on

606
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Speaker 6: for you to get advice and what toys you should

607
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 6: be using we've got you on because you're supposed to

608
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 6: be giving Jude some advice for her stand up gig

609
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Speaker 6: which is on tomorrow night. So I thought the best

610
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Speaker 6: way to use you would maybe be, Jude, have you

611
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Speaker 6: got a joke up your sleeve? And then maybe Dave

612
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Speaker 6: can give you some feedback on that joke.

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Speaker 1: You're a bit of a hunker spink. Oh yeah right

614
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Speaker 1: heh Okay. This lady came into my shop and she said,

615
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Speaker 1: guess what my daughter sent me for my birthday? And

616
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: I said what? She said, the most beautiful bunch of

617
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Speaker 1: flowers and a vibrator and she and a lovely card

618
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Speaker 1: which said dear mom, happy birthday. If you don't like

619
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Speaker 1: the flowers gave.

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Speaker 7: Yourself, did you want me to give you advice?

621
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Speaker 3: Yes?

622
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Speaker 1: Dale, please Mate.

623
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Speaker 7: To be honest, I'm a little warm, like it hurts

624
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 7: me a little bit that your natural talent is shining through.

625
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 7: I've been doing this for twenty years and it's now

626
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 7: like I feel like I'm giving sprinting advice to your

627
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Speaker 7: saying Bolt, there's nothing.

628
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Speaker 2: To fix.

629
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Speaker 7: Your purpose built for this group. I'm so glad I

630
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 7: finished the Adelaide fringe because when you turn up all

631
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 7: the other comedians will be forgotten you to be there.

632
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Speaker 3: I just got out.

633
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 7: I'm timed it quite well, just because, like I said,

634
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Speaker 7: once you turn up, no one's buying tickets to any

635
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Speaker 7: other show, are they going to?

636
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Speaker 3: H What a lovely guy. He's with you again, trying

637
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Speaker 3: to get me passed.

638
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: There's a big enough one in there, all right. Yeah,

639
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Speaker 1: I've got him showing no no, no, no no nor

640
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Speaker 1: sorry when I see you now something Okay, I.

641
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Speaker 7: Reckon, You've got some time. I reckon, I'll go back

642
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Speaker 7: to Adelaide.

643
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Speaker 1: Please be great.

644
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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for joining us. It's been a

645
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 3: pleasure to have you on the show.

646
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 2: If you want to see Davey's gonna beat the Melbourne

647
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 2: Comedy Festival at all, across the comedy festivals on the

648
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Speaker 2: Eastern Seaboard comedy dot com do you if you want

649
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 2: to see him Dave underscore Thorno if you want to

650
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 2: get around his socials, he's the man. It's always great

651
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 2: to have you on the show. Mate, Thank you so

652
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 2: much for joining us. Good luck for the comedy festival season.

653
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 2: And Jude, I'm sure you're really grateful to have Dave

654
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 2: giving you a bit of advice.

655
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Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, and I can't wait to see you on stage,

656
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: first stage, out of town. I can't wait to see.

657
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 5: You on stage. Stop dancing, Jude, Stop dancing. Sorry, I'm looking.

658
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 7: Forward to the flowers or vibrating.

659
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Speaker 1: Give it to your wife, she love it.

660
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Speaker 3: Say your thorns having Jude. She's on stage Charlieville, swilling

661
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Speaker 3: what he brought. Casting Life from Fort Doubla in Charloteville

662
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 3: is tomorrow night. See you guys on the other side.

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Speaker 1: Right now, it's a woman.

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Speaker 2: Wood broadcasting life from Fort Double Are in Charlaville Woods.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow night.

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Speaker 2: We are putting Rude Jude, possibly the funniest woman and

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Speaker 2: proving to be possibly.

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Speaker 3: The best person that we have ever come across.

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Speaker 2: She lives eight hours in land here in this tiny

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Speaker 2: little town called Charloville, eight hours in land from Brisbane.

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Speaker 2: She runs a bait and tackle shop with a naughty corner.

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Speaker 2: But there's just so much more to her, as we've

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Speaker 2: discovered since we've been here. She's probably just the most

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Speaker 2: well loved person I've ever seen in any community.

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Speaker 5: As well.

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Speaker 2: We've seen how generous, how funny, how caring, how loyal

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Speaker 2: she is. They're like truly beyond how funny she is.

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Speaker 2: She's really a person that you can aspire to, and

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Speaker 2: then nearly everybody does aspire to.

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Speaker 3: Here.

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Speaker 2: There's not anyone that has a bad word to say

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Speaker 2: about her. She's in the purest sense, a legend.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she's like a matre energy for a lot of people,

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Speaker 5: like she's the mother of Charlville.

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Speaker 6: Yes, and you know, people do look up to her,

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Speaker 6: and people even ask her for money, including a man

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Speaker 6: with a tattoo on his forehead saying, Mum, yes, he

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Speaker 6: wanted fifty bucks for Dogford. Must be pretty bloody good

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Speaker 6: Dogford to need fifty bucks for that, but like, and

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Speaker 6: she gave it to him.

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Speaker 5: It's just it has been a real experience to just

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Speaker 5: be around her and be with her and live her

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Speaker 5: life for the last twenty four hours. Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 6: And obviously, as you said, her show here in Charlville

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Speaker 6: is tomorrow night. If that's good enough, she is going

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Speaker 6: to be performing at the Adelaide Fringe. But we just

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Speaker 6: thought for the people listening now that have missed our

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Speaker 6: first twenty four hours in Charlville, that we'd play for

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Speaker 6: you just some of the best moments with Jude so far.

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Speaker 4: Woolly and wity have hit.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, tables and chairs, spread your legs and

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Speaker 1: shows your hairs. Whom enough.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell l little body she's got

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Speaker 3: a sign.

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Speaker 5: What have you been up to?

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Speaker 1: We're run the piss waiting for you.

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Speaker 5: We can tell, dude, we can tell.

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Speaker 3: Just leaving the airport, dude's driving be terrifying.

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Speaker 1: Here's the state school where I went to. Yeah, beautiful,

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Speaker 1: it's a state school for burning down when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid. You want blame me for burning a den

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and did.

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Speaker 5: You burn it in? No?

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Speaker 1: Come on, boys, come in to the shop. This is

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Speaker 1: Judy's brows in. You see camping here there? Oh, this

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Speaker 1: is it. If you want to freshen up your snoodo,

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Speaker 1: you put it in there and clean it.

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Speaker 7: But that'd never fit in there, would.

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Speaker 1: Shame? Come on, I'll shame you.

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Of a mouse. It's just here.

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Speaker 3: Ship be pussies eat. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And you can see all of that stuff up on

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Speaker 2: our socials, Instagram and Facebook. Will and Or if you've

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Speaker 2: missed the show this afternoon, please head along to the

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Speaker 2: podcast Will and What Do wherever you get your podcast

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Speaker 2: because we had dude in.

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Speaker 3: The studio here.

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: I mean that.

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Speaker 3: I mean just every time a.

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Speaker 6: New story, a new amazing story. We didn't know about it.

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Speaker 6: She flirted the house down with Dave Thornton. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 6: this woman is just incredible.

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Speaker 2: She's got gears, she's got gags. She truly is amazing, guys,

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Speaker 2: and I can't wait to see her on the stage tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: I think she's going to blow the people away from

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Speaker 2: Adelaide Fringe, where so's.

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Speaker 3: To be a lot of We've got a lot of

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Speaker 3: work to do though. We still going to get this

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Speaker 3: sound system.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry you and me yeaheah, yeah, no, we do.

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Speaker 5: We need to put our things out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're still got to get this sound system so

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Speaker 2: the gig looks legit, so so that everyone can hear

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Speaker 2: her in the pub.

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Speaker 3: And that means we have to do I mean, get

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Speaker 3: your head around this.

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Speaker 2: In order to get the only sound system in Charlieville.

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Speaker 2: We've got to do the paper run for the poster

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Speaker 2: because he's the only person who owns the sound system in.

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Speaker 5: Charilaville that's legit. That is one hundred end with yes,

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Speaker 5: that'll be asked tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Guys, make sure he's staying tune for that or, as

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Speaker 2: I say, get it on. The podcast is willing Woody

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Speaker 2: Live from Childville