Speaker 1: Laura, come on, Yes, pickup is on. Happy Tuesday girl.
Speaker 2: Hello.
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Speaker 1: You notice, sometimes I can tell how a show's gonna
Speaker 1: go because they either call you ladies or girls. And
Speaker 1: today you're both misbehaving. So you've got girls today.
Speaker 3: His whole breast is out.
Speaker 2: Or I don't even know that she's excited to.
Speaker 3: Be popped a button on the button up show.
Speaker 4: Actually, you don't even usually wear You only wear strapp
Speaker 4: on bras. You've got a sexy lace black bro.
Speaker 5: Hence when I undid a button, guys just lost on you.
Speaker 3: I know, just the right one the middle.
Speaker 5: Do you know what they're not what they used to
Speaker 5: be after breastfeeding two children. They're like little empty sacks
Speaker 5: with socks in the bottom of the little ball and
Speaker 5: the bottom of a sock.
Speaker 2: Look, it happened as.
Speaker 6: We age anyway without breastfeeding.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm only a year older than Hubrid.
Speaker 3: And I'm saying the same thing, and we ate. You
Speaker 3: don't have to have kids.
Speaker 1: Okod Marne, I've got them. No kids sucking on those things.
Speaker 3: You don't have a lace bra on?
Speaker 5: You know I did go and have you know how
Speaker 5: you have to go and get Mam Graham, go and
Speaker 5: get a check. Yes, I had my first one, and
Speaker 5: the lady said something very nice to me. She said,
Speaker 5: exactly as they should be, a couple of empty sacks.
Speaker 3: You like them?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 3: Really sucker punched me.
Speaker 1: Geez, how insulting. And you're doing something for your health.
Speaker 1: You know who will be having a similarit you probably.
Speaker 2: Relate to you.
Speaker 1: Major. Look, she's pregnant with her second baby and she's
Speaker 1: on the show with us today.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll ask her if she has empty sacks.
Speaker 3: Also, no, let's not do.
Speaker 1: That, think Laura, that should be the question you ask
Speaker 1: all our celebrity guests.
Speaker 4: The leading question to every interview. So do you have
Speaker 4: fatless sack?
Speaker 3: Booms?
Speaker 1: Oh god?
Speaker 5: And that's the reason why we are we don't get
Speaker 5: any celebrities on the show anymore.
Speaker 1: Megan is here. She's got a brand new song out Mother.
Speaker 1: The film clip is going viral on line. So we'll
Speaker 1: chat to Megan Trainer at about fifteen minutes at the pickup.
Speaker 1: It's the pickup Tuesday afternoon, Britt, Laura and Mitchia Thanks
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Speaker 4: Look, I can only imagine what it's like to get married,
Speaker 4: because I'm not got married. I can only imagine. But
Speaker 4: I do know a lot of people that have got married.
Speaker 4: I do know how expensive weddings can be. The average
Speaker 4: wedding in Australia is between thirty five and fifty thousand dollars,
Speaker 4: so much money. It's a lot of money to be
Speaker 4: putting down for this one day, especially at.
Speaker 1: Such a young age. People get married under thirty these days,
Speaker 1: a lot of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, people find very unique ways to cut their costs.
Speaker 4: A lot of people get their friends on board. They
Speaker 4: help with floral arrangements, you know, like I did that
Speaker 4: with my sister, and I've done it with friends. Where
Speaker 4: you get these little jars and you make them all
Speaker 4: up yourself, you save a lot of money.
Speaker 1: At Laura's wedding, I helped open some trestle tables.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, ye, I made all you guys put out
Speaker 5: all the decorations and.
Speaker 3: Also ate all of the counterpass But that's another story
Speaker 3: that helps me anyway, This has me, This.
Speaker 2: Had me in hysterics.
Speaker 4: This wedding photographer has come out to talk about the
Speaker 4: weird way.
Speaker 2: A couple trying.
Speaker 4: To save some money at their wedding, instead of using confetti,
Speaker 4: they ordered potato flakes. So like real potato flakes, now
Speaker 4: this because they can come really thin like chips. No,
Speaker 4: it's a mashed potato flakes.
Speaker 7: Us.
Speaker 2: No, but you know, like I imagine it.
Speaker 4: Like coconutty flakes or whatever. But it's mashed potato, right, wait,
Speaker 4: like rehydrated potato. So it's dry, so it's not the
Speaker 4: idea is right. When you're in the photo, when you
Speaker 4: throw it, it looks brilliant because you can just you can't
Speaker 4: see what. But one thing they didn't take into account
Speaker 4: is that when the dried, mashed potato flake comes in
Speaker 4: contact with water, drinks, sweat, things that you found in
Speaker 4: a wedding, it turns.
Speaker 3: To mashed potato.
Speaker 4: So as the wedding went on and people were spilling
Speaker 4: their drinks and because people had in the hair and
Speaker 4: it was caught on them and their fire and sweat,
Speaker 4: they were just mashed potato everywhere. All of the floors
Speaker 4: in people's hair on, it turned into a mashed potato party?
Speaker 7: How do you.
Speaker 2: Explain that to your guests?
Speaker 5: Sorry, we tried to cut costs by using mashed potato,
Speaker 5: rehydrated mashed potato.
Speaker 2: That's what's on your dress.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's also the meal tonight. That's no chicken.
Speaker 4: Or go to the suffet and then scoop upsh potato
Speaker 4: from the ground.
Speaker 1: Thirteen one six five When did cutting costs back fire?
Speaker 1: When did you think you were going to get something
Speaker 1: on the cheap and it actually so funny? Put mashed
Speaker 1: potato and all your guests hair? Emma, what happened Whendy?
Speaker 1: Cutting costs back fire?
Speaker 8: So I used to go to the hair cellon spending
Speaker 8: five six hundred dollars on a full head of bleach.
Speaker 8: Loved my beautiful long blonde hair, so I decided one
Speaker 8: day to kill it at home. Fella's sleep with all
Speaker 8: the bleach in my hair, and I ended up with
Speaker 8: cotton candy fairy flowers hair that was lifeless and Jed.
Speaker 8: I was in my brother's wedding party a few weeks later,
Speaker 8: so I had a nice hot mum card for the wedding.
Speaker 4: Your lund didn't snap off and or drip down into
Speaker 4: your eyebrows. Imagine winking up with no hair and no brows.
Speaker 2: How long did you fall asleep?
Speaker 5: Four?
Speaker 8: No, No, probably at least an hour so quickly.
Speaker 1: That's great. Pete on thirteen one sixty five. How did
Speaker 1: budgeting backfire? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was trying to budget by doing my own mechanical repeats,
Speaker 7: and the day before I tried to do my actual
Speaker 7: my brake pads. I fixed the washing machine using the YouTube,
Speaker 7: and I thought, oh mate, I'm I'm a jack of
Speaker 7: all trades. I thought, must we'll do my brake pads.
Speaker 7: Never done before. So I put the brake pads on.
Speaker 7: Everything went right, and next day I was driving down
Speaker 7: the highway of all of a sudden, no brakes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I did.
Speaker 3: A giveaway that you shouldn't have done.
Speaker 4: This was that you said you used the YouTube.
Speaker 7: Just the actual washing machine. I picked the washing machine.
Speaker 7: I thought, oh, I'm on a roll. I'll do the
Speaker 7: brake pad.
Speaker 2: I think safety first, How did you stop? What happened?
Speaker 7: I just kept on going and I just took my
Speaker 7: foot off the accelerator and just kept on coming, and
Speaker 7: thoughts slowed down and then read to the right of
Speaker 7: the off the motorway and put my handbrake on and
Speaker 7: that was it. Called r ACQ and they came in
Speaker 7: and said, you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with r a c Q.
Speaker 3: The YouTube seconds it's.
Speaker 1: So good, all right. Next on the pickup, she's joining us.
Speaker 1: She's an international superstar. She's got brand new music out.
Speaker 1: It's Meghan Trainer. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: She's the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's going to be with us. Next at the
Speaker 1: pickup after your traffic. It's a pick up around Australia. Britt,
Speaker 1: Laura and Mitchie are heading the chemist ware house today.
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Speaker 6: Such a dress.
Speaker 1: It's such an e worm, isn't it. Meghan Trainers made
Speaker 1: you look you guys love her.
Speaker 4: She made me want to buy a SARChI dress. I
Speaker 4: blame her for being polled.
Speaker 2: Yes, Meghan is he?
Speaker 1: Welcome to the pick up?
Speaker 3: Meghan. Hello, I'm Megan, so good to have you.
Speaker 6: Your energy is my dream?
Speaker 3: Do you like having me?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love it?
Speaker 2: I swore already.
Speaker 3: How do I edit that?
Speaker 1: You're fine? Swear as much as you want.
Speaker 3: Okay, we need to start at the top.
Speaker 4: We've seen your Aussie accent on TikTok and it's actually
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 9: It's not good. Don't give me that it's bad. It's
Speaker 9: just mostly British probably it is.
Speaker 1: Heavy on the British. Are you're practicing the Aussi accent
Speaker 1: for a bit of fun.
Speaker 9: When the contestants would come in for Australia and I'd
Speaker 9: be like, hall, I just add horror at the end
Speaker 9: of everything.
Speaker 1: That's basically how we talk real Naisily. Yeah, so new music,
Speaker 1: let's talk mother. I mean, the hook is just as
Speaker 1: far as hooks go. It's really really.
Speaker 9: Really saying it to my older brother who's a straight man,
Speaker 9: and he did not like it at first.
Speaker 6: He was like, you're annoying, and I was like, that's
Speaker 6: the bite, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I absolutely love the film clip for this now.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys have seen it yet,
Speaker 5: but Chris Jenna is in this and it is iconic.
Speaker 1: I mean it's her film clip.
Speaker 9: The Mother of All Mothers No, and it is and
Speaker 9: she's like they were filming the Kardashian Show that day
Speaker 9: and she looked at the cameras like, it's so nice
Speaker 9: for Megan to be in my music videos.
Speaker 2: That's my best friend.
Speaker 1: And I was like, A, but it seems like the
Speaker 1: perfect cast because you're right, mother is Chris Jenna. She's
Speaker 1: the mammager. She is the mother of the mother of
Speaker 1: our mother, the mother of all mothers. How did you
Speaker 1: get her? Do you know the family?
Speaker 9: There's a connection for sure my management and like the
Speaker 9: a's offs is our best friend.
Speaker 2: It was like that.
Speaker 9: I was like asking you her best friend to beg
Speaker 9: her and she was like, if you've ever loved me
Speaker 9: as a friend, you will do this. And Chris was like, yes,
Speaker 9: I'll do it. And I cried. I found out like
Speaker 9: days before my birthday and I was sobbing. There's pictures
Speaker 9: of me sobbing on the FaceTime with them telling me.
Speaker 4: She said yes yeah. And Meghan, we saw you perform
Speaker 4: in Australian Idol. You are a judge this season and
Speaker 4: you performed with Kyle Sandalan's.
Speaker 6: In my rehearsals, my dad played Kyle. So I was like,
Speaker 6: come on, Kyle and he was like, oh made you
Speaker 6: let you know?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
Speaker 9: Every time I get to that second chorus when I
Speaker 9: sing it live, I'm so winded and I'm more pregnant
Speaker 9: now and I was like, guys, I almost I should
Speaker 9: say no to this because I won't be able to
Speaker 9: sing well.
Speaker 6: And it's a singing show, you know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be judged.
Speaker 6: And I was like, you know what, I'll say Australian
Speaker 6: and I will sing this for me.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll walk up to Kyle.
Speaker 6: It was all choreographed. I was like, I'll make him sing.
Speaker 9: I warned him a little. I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 9: make it sing. So I made you look is all
Speaker 9: you have to say? Simple?
Speaker 6: And he did it and he's like I was off beat.
Speaker 6: I was like, you were fine, dude.
Speaker 1: He was hilarious.
Speaker 2: You were traveling with your beautiful baby at the moment. Riley.
Speaker 5: He's here with you in Australia and he's always making
Speaker 5: appearance on your TikTok. Is he a bit of a
Speaker 5: mummy's boy? Because I feel like he's so very much you.
Speaker 9: Someone told me the first kid is for the mom
Speaker 9: and the second kids for the dad. So this one
Speaker 9: and this one's starting to look exactly like you.
Speaker 6: God knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you sing on the scan? Have you done
Speaker 1: the ultra?
Speaker 9: Yeah? I did a TikTok. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 9: it's my baby. But baha, dude, because the baby is
Speaker 9: a model.
Speaker 1: Yeah, beautif Hm.
Speaker 5: I honestly I don't know how you do it. You
Speaker 5: are unbelievably busy. You've got new music, you've got your
Speaker 5: new video, you've got Australian idol. You've also got a
Speaker 5: podcast that you do with your brother. Can you tell
Speaker 5: us a little bit about that?
Speaker 9: My older brother Ryan, we're a year and five days apart.
Speaker 9: We got a podcast called Working on It where we're
Speaker 9: just brutally honest about things we're working on, whether it's
Speaker 9: my anal fishers or his sobriety, or his relationships, or
Speaker 9: me being a mom and a pop star. It's great,
Speaker 9: it's fun, it's rated. Are though, so do not play
Speaker 9: it for your like six year old daughter and be like, well,
Speaker 9: why she's saying the F word and.
Speaker 2: Talking about her?
Speaker 9: But you know, it's not kid, it's not kids. That's
Speaker 9: my one place where I get to wire. Yes, I've
Speaker 9: just been like doing it all and I haven't got
Speaker 9: yelled at, you know, yeah, and it's almost it's been
Speaker 9: helping my career because I'll even get young kids. I
Speaker 9: will take like appropriate clips for TikTok and put it
Speaker 9: on there and they go viral.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And the more and more I have parents come up
Speaker 6: to me and say, my daughter loves you. She says,
Speaker 6: she's just so real.
Speaker 9: So the more like the more I'm just myself and
Speaker 9: real and open and honest about it, like my almost
Speaker 9: cry the day I started talking about my anal fishers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: And now she's like, I see it, like you're helping
Speaker 9: others with their anal fishers, And I'm like, yes, I'm
Speaker 9: normalizing everything.
Speaker 1: Meghan Trainer's brand new song Mother. You can check out
Speaker 1: the music video as well, featuring Chris Jenner. It's so iconic,
Speaker 1: Meghan Trainer. Great to finally meet you in person.
Speaker 2: Thanks Meghan, Thanks love, thanks for coming on.
Speaker 1: It's the pick up Tuesday afternoon here at Kiss Britt,
Speaker 1: Laura and Mitch with Chemists Warehouse. You know Black Mare's
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Speaker 4: Absolutely want to barg And now, Laura, I need to
Speaker 4: know what this story is because you have been breadcrumbing
Speaker 4: this funny story that happened to you at the doctor.
Speaker 1: Better be good, she was texting us out of the weekend.
Speaker 2: No, don't sit. Don't you know?
Speaker 5: This is the problem when you set up a story
Speaker 5: and you bade it so much and then you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: you said it was going to be floor.
Speaker 3: It's not our fault if the story is not funny.
Speaker 1: We can't change that.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, look it's you know, there's been some problems.
Speaker 5: I had to go and see a special recently.
Speaker 4: I am what field of problems?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a bit of an overshare.
Speaker 5: I had to go and see. I forgot what they're called.
Speaker 5: What's the doctor that you go and see when you've
Speaker 5: got problems with your bows?
Speaker 3: Gastro enterologists?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so one of those.
Speaker 5: So look, okay, just to give some context to this,
Speaker 5: I've had some problems.
Speaker 2: The last couple of months.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not going to go into the details of
Speaker 5: my medical problems.
Speaker 1: Well, we know we went to the toilet.
Speaker 3: We can also do the math and you go into
Speaker 3: a butt doctor.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So yes, I don't want to tell you what I
Speaker 3: I don't want to go into it. But it's a
Speaker 3: pippy doctor.
Speaker 2: Yes, pretty much.
Speaker 5: Okay, but they're also really hard to get into. To
Speaker 5: go and see a specialist, you know, a gastro entrologist, specialist,
Speaker 5: it takes months. And I went and had my very
Speaker 5: first appointment in January. I've been waiting for months to
Speaker 5: go and see this doctor. Anyway, last week, finally it's
Speaker 5: my appointment. And it's at this lovely clinic in Bonni Junction.
Speaker 5: And I go in there and there's this waiting the
Speaker 5: waiting room, go through all the processes, fill out all
Speaker 5: the patient forms, and then this doctor comes in and
Speaker 5: he's young, and he's attractive, and I have to talk
Speaker 5: about my pooh, my number two is to him?
Speaker 3: How are we talking?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: He was just scale.
Speaker 5: Look, I mean he was just I think when you
Speaker 5: think of like a specialist doctor, you think they're going
Speaker 5: to be old.
Speaker 2: You know, they're not going to be someone that you
Speaker 2: would even remotely.
Speaker 4: You don't think a young hot man is the doctor
Speaker 4: that's going to come and look at your butt.
Speaker 1: No, you also don't think a young hot man goes
Speaker 1: to union and goes you know what I want my
Speaker 1: specialty to be.
Speaker 2: But but.
Speaker 5: Okay, to be fair, the price of what that appointment
Speaker 5: costs me, I understand why.
Speaker 1: He I'm sure, So okay.
Speaker 5: We go in and we sit down and he's he's
Speaker 5: very serious and he's like, look, explain to me what
Speaker 5: the problem is.
Speaker 2: And I made it very clear.
Speaker 5: To him that I felt uncomfortable having that conversation, like
Speaker 5: I didn't really want to talk about in depth my
Speaker 5: number two.
Speaker 2: Who does it's very well, you're helpful.
Speaker 3: You have to because it's a specialist.
Speaker 1: Did you take photos of it as well?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, but he was like, you know, describe to
Speaker 2: me what the problem is. Described to me what's going on.
Speaker 5: So I'm there and I'm in detail to describing what
Speaker 5: my number two motion is to this attractive man who's
Speaker 5: sitting across from me, who's taking it very seriously, and
Speaker 5: then all of a sudden, as I'm mid explanation, he goes, oh,
Speaker 5: I've got it.
Speaker 3: Oh he diagnosed you already.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's what I thought. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 5: I must have something that's really comment.
Speaker 1: I was like, here we are, thank god, and he goes.
Speaker 2: Now, I know where I've seen you before. He's like,
Speaker 2: you're on the project last year. You you hosted the project.
Speaker 3: He clocked your butt, and he goes, I know that.
Speaker 2: But why are we talking about this? Oh yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a bit of a like why why why?
Speaker 1: Well? Better better now when you're sitting in the chair
Speaker 1: rather than when you're spread eagle going oh I know this.
Speaker 2: I thought you were better, say well better out than in.
Speaker 3: But like LORDA doesn't have that problem.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: This never happens to me.
Speaker 5: And that's why it's so mortifying, like it's this is
Speaker 5: not a normal thing.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're going to go back to him or
Speaker 1: has that ruined the experience for you?
Speaker 2: Took me four months to get into him. I have
Speaker 2: to go back to him. I've got a I've got
Speaker 2: a colonoscopy on my left.
Speaker 3: If someone's looking at mind. But I wanted to be
Speaker 3: a young and hold anyway taken run with it.
Speaker 1: All right, we're done for the day. We will see
Speaker 1: you guys tomorrow. Will and Woody you up next to
Speaker 1: drive your home. See you wednesdays.
Speaker 2: Thank Hey guys,