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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's.

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Speaker 2: You do know this about me that I'm a big

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Speaker 2: buyer and seller on eBay.

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Speaker 1: I love my eBay. What have you got sold? What

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Speaker 1: have you bought? Well?

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Speaker 2: And just a bit of backstory before we get into that.

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Speaker 2: I've been on eBay for some time. I was in

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Speaker 2: it before everyone else was into it.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 2: And the thing about it, the username is under my

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Speaker 2: wife's name, Helen, And that was some sort of administration

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Speaker 2: era eraror when we were setting up the account. So

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Speaker 2: it's always been that for ten or whatever years we've

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Speaker 2: been on eBay. It's always just been under Helen's name,

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Speaker 2: which is always good. And I've sold many things on

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Speaker 2: eBay because I've found it's a bit of a bonus

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Speaker 2: because people like talking to Helen because they think they're

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Speaker 2: not going to be ripped off by a man when

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Speaker 2: I buy and sell things.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, so you know, for example, when I bought

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Speaker 1: when you say talk to it's just texting. Yeah. They

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Speaker 1: ask questions.

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Speaker 2: They are asked questions of say, for example, my Tom

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Speaker 2: Cruise head. Remember the Tom his head.

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Speaker 1: I bought on eBay. Yeah, you showed it to Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 2: The man thought he was dealing with Helen, so it

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Speaker 2: was an easier exchange. And so I've taken the liberty

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Speaker 2: when I chat to adopt how I would imagine my

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Speaker 2: wife talks. And I've had a bit of fun with

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Speaker 2: it on the way as well, because she talks nothing

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Speaker 2: like how I've portrayed her. I've Typer is one of

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Speaker 2: those mumsy mums who's into drinks and nibbles and says

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Speaker 2: things like my hubby and then I'm going down to

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Speaker 2: the gym.

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Speaker 1: That's so not Helen to talk about my hubby and

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Speaker 1: drinks and nibbles and she hates all that.

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Speaker 2: It's just you privately doing this feed.

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Speaker 1: So I just did do this for myself.

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Speaker 2: So I've sold things like motorbikes and like a stone

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Speaker 2: bench top and some aluminion extrusions.

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Speaker 1: You know, I've sold all that on eBay.

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Speaker 2: And I've always found that when someone says, oh, hi, Helen,

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Speaker 2: what time can I come and pick it up? And

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Speaker 2: I you know, I'll write back as Helen, Oh, look,

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Speaker 2: I come around at six o'clock. That'll be fine. Is

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Speaker 2: it heavy on? Am I hobby? He can carry it

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Speaker 2: to your car. He's very strong. He's a wonderful man

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Speaker 2: he works out, and Helen sees all this and hates

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Speaker 2: it and says, would you stop writing as if you're me?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't talk like that for Ali minium extrusions,

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Speaker 1: for example.

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Speaker 2: Do you think they try and rip Helen off more

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Speaker 2: than you do? Can it work against you?

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Speaker 1: No? No, it never has.

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Speaker 2: It never has, although I did get in a little

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Speaker 2: bit of trouble just my recent sale. I was selling

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Speaker 2: an outboard motor, and there's in the outboard motor world

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Speaker 2: you've got a long shaft and a short shaft. So

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Speaker 2: a man asked a question of Helen, is it a

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Speaker 2: long shaft or a short shaft? And I wrote back

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Speaker 2: and I said it's a short shaft, and he wrote back,

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Speaker 2: I'm after a long shaft.

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Speaker 1: And then not thinking, and I blame you for this.

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Speaker 2: I thought I was talking to you, and I said,

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Speaker 2: aren't we all smiley?

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Speaker 1: Crazy face?

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Speaker 2: And then the guys come back with a smiley, and

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Speaker 2: then I realized he thinks that he's having And Helen said, oh, great,

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Speaker 2: now you've painted me as I'm up for it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's right.

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Speaker 2: This is flirting with a guy over an outboard motor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know the sales a sale, and she's got

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Speaker 2: to get the price.

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Speaker 1: Off, and she's got drinks and nibbles with the girls. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm intrigued, Brendan. What a strange life you lived? My life,

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Speaker 1: man Jonesy and Amanda's Gnation