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Speaker 1: And Amanda Gamation things that are embarrassing for no reason.

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Speaker 2: I came across this great list, and the reason why

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Speaker 2: they're great is because they're so small. It's not like, oh,

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Speaker 2: medax and it's embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: That's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: These are really small embarrassments. Do you want some examples?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Please?

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Speaker 2: Walking towards someone that you're meeting up with, so you've

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Speaker 2: agreed to meet them, but you see.

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Speaker 4: Them from a distance.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: From addition, you don't I don't think you do all

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Speaker 2: your smilest yeah, yeah, and then you have to walk

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Speaker 2: that closely to each other.

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Speaker 1: I'm in one house I was living in. I was

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Speaker 1: doing a WII in the morning, just in my toilet facility.

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Speaker 4: My toilet. Oh, aren't you a hero? You want applause

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Speaker 4: for that?

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Speaker 3: Let me finished.

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Speaker 1: And there's a window, and so it's a head height.

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking at into my neighbor's garden. My neighbor's

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Speaker 1: doing some gardening at that moment. He looked up and

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Speaker 1: we made eye contact. Big embarrassment, and then we just

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Speaker 1: but all he could see was my head hot at

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Speaker 1: the at the pain.

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Speaker 3: And then he's.

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Speaker 1: Garden on his haunches doing some weeding, and we made

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Speaker 1: eye contact. And I always thought, do you know when

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Speaker 1: someone's looking at you and you get a sense that

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Speaker 1: someone's looking at you?

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's what I thought had happened.

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Speaker 4: Would he have intuited what you were doing? Because it

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Speaker 4: is a bathroom, it's obvious that I'm doing and that's

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Speaker 4: a big embarrassment. That's not a small one.

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Speaker 2: Here's some other small ones exiting anywhere from the middle

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Speaker 2: of a road.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, terrible.

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Speaker 4: Do you give them bum or do you give them front?

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Speaker 3: I think front's better than no.

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Speaker 4: I give them bum no.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise you have to look at them as they look

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Speaker 2: at your fronts.

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Speaker 3: Because you're leaning over you. Hey, how are you doing?

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Speaker 4: As they look at your groin?

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Speaker 2: I'd rather give them bump so I can't see what

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Speaker 2: they're looking.

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Speaker 3: At because I tell why, the front is better than.

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Speaker 4: The This is your neighbor.

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Speaker 3: Again, it's a frunt. You're making eye contact. They're not

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Speaker 3: looking at your bits.

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Speaker 2: I want to avoid eye contact. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: know what they're thinking or looking at.

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Speaker 3: What about if you're in a sauna, a multi leveled sort.

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Speaker 2: I never would go into a multi leveled sauna. How

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Speaker 2: about this one?

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Speaker 3: You've been over to Switzerland.

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Speaker 2: These are things that are embarrassing for no reason. Buying

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Speaker 2: toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: I have no problem with buying toilet paper. Since the

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Speaker 1: COVID pandemic. I'm happy to buy it.

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Speaker 2: But it's about people looking at you knowing you do it.

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Speaker 1: But in the old days I used to I used

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Speaker 1: to be very ashamed of buying toilet paper. And then

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Speaker 1: when the pandemic, you know what everyone went nuts for.

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Speaker 1: They were batching crazy for toilet paper. And then my

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Speaker 1: local petrol station they always had toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: I said, you guys have got toilet paper. They had

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Speaker 3: the big thirty pack of Quilton Loves your bum.

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Speaker 4: And how did you get that home on your bike?

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Speaker 1: I just strap it onto the back of my bike.

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Speaker 1: That's how proud I was. I put it on the

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Speaker 1: back of my bike.

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Speaker 4: He's a nervous rid riding.

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Speaker 1: Around the philipp I can ride around the Philippines. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's strapped on the back, and I don't care anymore.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I don't care so much that when I go.

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Speaker 4: In there, I get you shouting.

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Speaker 1: Now to Vicky buying the count I say, it's start

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Speaker 1: the paper day.

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Speaker 3: It's the paper day.

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Speaker 4: You've been drinking.

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Speaker 2: How about this one when anyone sings happy birthday to you,

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Speaker 2: or a big group sing happy birthday.

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Speaker 3: You do you love, you.

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Speaker 4: Love people making life for you. I love it, you

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Speaker 4: love a us, you love it, I don't like.

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Speaker 2: It, you love a fat How about this one the

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Speaker 2: last few seconds of a zoom call when everyone's trying

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Speaker 2: to hang.

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Speaker 3: Ah and you're seeing the finger, and then because their

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Speaker 3: fingers going up to the screen, they're.

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Speaker 4: Not giving you the finger.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a zoom chat with you, but you're trying

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Speaker 1: to get the X to shut the screen.

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Speaker 3: And then when she's over and they're sitting.

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Speaker 5: There, they're looking at you with that look and everyone's

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Speaker 5: clocked out so their faces have dropped, and you say,

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Speaker 5: and it's just that awkward moment.

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Speaker 1: The next thing is bad is when you say bye

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Speaker 1: to someone and then you walk off in the same direction.

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Speaker 1: It happens at airports all the time because you're getting

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Speaker 1: off the plane, you're okay, I'll see her, and then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you walk.

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Speaker 2: We're also going to walk. That's a bad example because

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Speaker 2: you have no option but to walk together.

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Speaker 1: Well, I remember, just sint Campbell, No, just sinto Franklin.

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Speaker 1: Now these days when we were on the dance and

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Speaker 1: show together, we catch the plane home and we say

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Speaker 1: goodbye at the arrow bridge and then we I say, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is funny, isn't you know?

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Speaker 3: We're walking along together and you go yeah, yeah. And

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Speaker 3: then I tell well, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Go and get some fisherman's friends from the shop, so

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Speaker 1: give her time to fix your breath for the pat

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Speaker 1: And then we kept running into each other's right, I said,

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Speaker 1: come on, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: You know why even this time?

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Speaker 2: It's because she was being packed because she was going

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Speaker 2: out with buddy Franklin. And did you think, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: if I hang around there, I can goon into the

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Speaker 2: camera world.

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Speaker 3: Would I want that? Who wants that? You know so

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Speaker 3: little of me that you.

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Speaker 2: Think that I Well, you're the guy says I love

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Speaker 2: toilet paper.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: About you because there was a worldwide pandemic. You remember that,

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Speaker 1: and you couldn't get toilet paper. But now you can,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you can. But I've still got the memories of that.

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Speaker 1: It's like you see old guys that were allowed live

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Speaker 1: in the last pandemic clapping out the candles on a

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Speaker 1: cake because they don't blow on the cake, the last one,

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Speaker 1: the last.

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Speaker 3: One hundred years ago.

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Speaker 4: Those guys.

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Speaker 3: There's still old blokes.

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Speaker 1: Well they're probably dead now, but there were there were

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Speaker 1: people in the in the eighties and nineties that would.

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Speaker 4: Clap out a cake to their hands, leave it.

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Speaker 3: Because they lived through the Great Pandemic.

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Speaker 2: When did you ever come across someone in the flesh

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Speaker 2: who was in that former panic.

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Speaker 1: Haven't come across anyone that lived through the former pandemic.

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Speaker 3: But I'm saying to you.

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Speaker 4: That old habits die hard, The old.

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Speaker 1: Habits die hard, And you're appreciative of not blowing on

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Speaker 1: a cake because you're on a spread death.

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Speaker 4: It is funny.

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Speaker 2: We'd never do that now, and we'd never sneeze into

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Speaker 2: our hands now.

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Speaker 1: And so in say, fifty sixty years from now, the

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Speaker 1: kids are going to get what's.

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Speaker 4: No, they will never ever sneeze into their hands. They

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Speaker 4: will never go back.

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Speaker 1: I will sneeze into their No, they won't, Yeah, they will, No.

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Speaker 3: They won't.

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Speaker 4: They know they won't. I'm going to keep saying this

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Speaker 4: for fifty sixty years.