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All right, let's get into it. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:41.760 Let's gather around. Let's gather around for this round of 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:44.879 preview of games. Brandon welcome, thanks for having me. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.239 Mace A massive gather round to you too, and it's 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.160 the first time you've been actually involved on the field. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.000 Don't want to jinx it. Knock on one for gather around. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:54.600 You excited to head over to Adelaide. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.400 I am Adelaide's a beautiful place, beautiful part of the world, 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.400 and I think it's a cool initiative by the AFL 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.360 to be able to showcase one city or one area. 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:05.440 You know, with all of the AFL teams going there, 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.240 there'll be a lot of tourism stuff that the AFL 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:08.600 will do with them and all that kind of things. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.360 There's a lot of pop ups they do around the 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:12.880 Adelaide Oval and just really kind of get around it. 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.000 And you see, I will say this. I was talking 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:16.560 to someone from Adelaide the other day and they said, 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.160 it's really cool to see so many people who support 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:21.120 all kinds of different teams show up with their jumpers 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.720 and go to all the different games. So even if 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.959 it's like a North Melbourne game, where a Geelong game 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.840 where is you'll see like a Richmond fan there. You 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:28.679 might see like a Collingwood fan there, just wanting to 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:31.480 enjoy the footy. So it is a cool little initiative 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.640 the AFL has done. It was quite successful last year 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.040 and I assume it will be very successful this year. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:38.320 Yeah, I don't think it should go to somewhere like 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.800 Sydney or whatever next. Already a big city. 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:43.440 My northern territory. That's why I'm at. 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.679 Drive some you know, some tourists to some of the 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.600 smaller cities around Australia. Tazzy, I know you love it 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:52.040 down there. But let's jump into the footy because we've 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:55.720 got Adelaide Melbourne kicking things off at Adelaide Oval. Yeah, 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:59.000 and boy oh boy, doesn't Adelaide need to win Melbourne 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.680 staying over there? They go the back to back in Adelaide. 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:03.360 How do you see this one playing out? 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.360 It'd be tough to pick Adelaide over Melbourne. At the moment, 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.560 Melbourne playing pretty high. They had Stephen May. We had 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.480 the question marks around whether or not they'd be able 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.720 to fill that role. This week they did it against 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:16.440 a really good opposition Port Adelaide, so they're able to 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.680 stand up against quality side. So I've got Adelaide unfortunately 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:22.200 losing this and going down again and they will be 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:23.920 winless still at the end of this round. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:27.160 I don't know if you want Adelaide in Adelaide for 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.320 gather around or if you want a random team. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.600 But do you think they get like a bit of 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.800 like exciting things like everyone's come to us. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.480 Home game if it's your home game. Do you lose 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.320 a home game being in Adelaide? You just have to 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:41.120 give it up to Adelaide. I don't know how it works. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:44.280 I'm not on the inner sanctum of the AFL house. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:47.639 But I will say that I do have Melbourne convincingly 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.640 been in Adelaide. I've been wrong about pretty much everything 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:54.400 so far this we can this year, So I don't know. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:56.480 They've got to just score a bit more than thirty, 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:58.440 get out of those thirties, like we said on the 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:01.600 last episode, get to forties, fifties, and you might be 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.080 getting it done. I don't I could be wrong also 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.079 on this, but I don't feel like May should come 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:10.760 back in with his busted rear and vertebrae. You don't 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.200 want to have damaged vertebrae going in. Let's move over 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:17.160 to Brisbane North. Blockbuster at Norwood Oval. You would have 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:18.360 been out there a few times. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.639 Norwood, Yeah, big fan of Norwood playing trade. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.960 I'd love to get out there. Unfortunately, stuck here in Melbourne. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:31.160 But Brisbane North both teams needing a win. Yeah, Brisbane, 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:32.960 you know, I don't know if you know this. 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.800 Brisbane. I think a bit more of the North of them. 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:37.000 But they were in the Grand Final last year and 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.600 now they're winless coming into this season. All the heat 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:43.320 on them been there, not that much heat on North 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.080 at the moment. Just everyone expects them to be down 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:49.800 that bottom end of the ladder. So who you got 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:50.960 getting the win in this game? 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:53.160 I've got Brisbane winning their first game, getting a bit 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.880 of positiv in the clubs some It's been an interesting 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:58.400 week for them over there at Brisbane, but I can't 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.960 go against them again versus or sorry versus North Melbourne. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:05.160 I know we're fans of the Ruse at this podcast, 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.240 but it's going to be tough to be able to 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:11.200 pick North over Brisbane at a neutral ground. It's I 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.400 think they they'll easily get to win there and North 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.720 unfortunately will not have a win on the board and 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.000 Brisbane will at the end of this game. 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:20.039 I think big group of Brisbane players going over there, 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:23.720 getting on the plane away trip, the boys solidify that 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:28.760 nothing wrong could go there. Port v essenon Adelaide Oval, 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:33.520 big matchup we get to, we say in the real 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.200 deal every single week. We yet to figure it out. 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:41.920 But good signs last week got the win in the end. 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.719 But will they get the win against Port Adelaide in 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:46.320 Adelaide at Adelaide Oval. 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:48.200 See if they win this game, you know what's gonna happen. 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.720 They're gonna be like Esston this is our year. We're 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.599 finally breaking the drought. We're gonna do it. That's gonna 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.200 be every headline out there in the media if they 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:02.560 beat Port at home at Adelaide. But for me, I 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.880 think Port probably gets up for this one. I think 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.360 they'll have a massive amount of fans obviously there with 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:10.080 the big experience of gathered around. They have pretty much 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:11.960 a sell out there that all let Oval and it'd 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.160 be tough for us then to go into opposition territory 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:14.640 and get a w. 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.760 Yeah. I'm going to say Port just because I was. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.719 I thought Port was, you know, top four team going 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:24.240 into last week when they shipped the bed against Melbourne. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:27.040 I couldn't get the win with no Stephen May in 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.760 the side. But it'll be a good one to see. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:33.200 Hopefully Essendon can really give it to them. Yeah, but 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:35.320 we move over to West Coast Sydney. Now this is 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:39.720 a back to an five six blockbuster that old rivals 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:44.839 out of Mount Barker, Oval Mount Mount Barker in the 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.719 Adelaide Hills, So Sydney. 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:49.560 A few nights out in the Barosa. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:53.520 I would bike out there once saw a snake on 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:57.039 the path and I was like, I didn't didn't fear nothing. 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:00.960 You just wanted to give it the one left right, 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:05.360 Good nights Snake. But West Coast, no good. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.680 Give us, give us something we can like strive for 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:08.920 with West Coast in this game. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:11.960 And no, Harley Reed, I'm not allowed to say, Harley Reed. 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.960 I'm going to say they kick into the forties or 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:19.440 above points. Yeah, that's that's a win. That's for West Coast. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.719 That's a big win. If they can score over thirty 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:23.560 nine points. 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:27.200 You know it's I don't like direction. You're better than 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:30.600 last week. You're moving into better fields and better pastures. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:31.120 That's yeah. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:34.080 They need they need some more forwards. They need some 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.520 more players to kick it into the forwards, and then 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.360 they need some more defenders to stuff the opposition forwards. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:42.479 So if they could just improve those three lines, like through, 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:44.080 what else. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.800 Is there is there? The bench? You need to improve 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:46.600 the bench and how it's. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.760 Right as the coach. But we're not talking about him 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:49.680 because we love. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.520 We love him given trash circumstance. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.520 But out there at Mount Barker, when you finish your game, 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.599 you reckon your cruise out Mount Barker watched this one. 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:58.240 It's not your game. Hasn't happened yet. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:02.760 Yeah, yeah, well, I think the best chance I think 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:04.800 for West Coast to winn is probably to draft someone 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:08.440 named Jo Sorry cosh Ginity And if you never heard 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.640 of him, he's a pretty good player Forred out of 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.480 West Coast. He's had a bit of experience over there. 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.080 I think he might be able to kick ten for 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:17.080 him and get him on the board. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.480 I reckon the best chance they have of winning this 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:22.720 game is if Sydney I don't know where to go 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.120 and they get lost on the way to Mount Barker or. 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:26.000 Break down of the bus. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.920 Maybe as one's bus, let's move over to Frio. Carlton, 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:34.240 adelaide over adelaide O will get a real workout. Undefeated 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.880 teams going at it, obviously, Carlton, I feel like we 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:40.960 know kind of where they're at. They were good last year. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.400 They got the good lists, We got the big forwards 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:47.040 that are kicking the big goals. Now Freo not as 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:48.400 sure now this is we get. 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:51.360 A good kid saying this they've won three Yeah, wet, 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.880 What point do you turn the corner and say Freo 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:54.440 is a good. 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:55.920 Team when they beat good teams? 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.600 So if they win this week, here you go, free 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.000 I might be in the Type A this year. 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.200 So if Freo, you know, they beat like North West 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:06.920 Coast and like the VFL boys like there, you obviously 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:08.800 can't tell if they're good or that, but you know, 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:11.320 if they come out and they beat Carlton and Adelaide Oval, 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.920 still a weird ass game saying that Freo Carlton at 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:19.920 Adelaide Oval, they're good. They're good. They're undeniably good if 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:23.120 they if they have a good showing against Carlton, they're 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:23.640 still good. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.880 Yeah. So you're saying Carleton is of the best teams 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:29.480 in the leagues that we're getting on four carl Okay. 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:33.760 That's probably comfortably top four. Who's your top four right now? 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:35.080 You can't. 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:40.760 We got number one's West Coast, Gold Coast number one. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:44.760 My seedings would be GWS. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.160 I reckon, Yeah, of course that's your team. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.800 Yeah, and then maybe Carlton. 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.840 Yeah what Carleton top four? 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:56.560 Then Sydney and Port had some question marks over the weekend. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.439 Melbourne maybe Melbourne's third. 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.600 I will say that, and people keep say it's very 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.720 even louder. Yeah, I know, it's like you have to 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.400 shake out and everything else. Just earlier in the season. 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.360 Have you seen any Hawthorn, West Coast or North games 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:13.640 this year? Not so great. But I've got Carlton winning 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:17.320 this one. Actually yeah, yeah, I. 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:19.080 Think I could just be upset alone for you. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:23.400 It could be we go Freo could get it done. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:24.319 They seem to just. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.480 If Luke Jackson has maybe forty touches kicks three goals, 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:28.400 they could get up for the line. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.120 They just need to get a good start, because what 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:33.679 Frio has been doing is getting a pretty shit start 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:37.440 and then just plowing teams getting like eights and nine 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.280 goals in a row or whatever. Just start good and 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:41.520 then you're guaranteed to win. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.920 I know if you're guarantee, but I will say I'm 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:46.840 going to go with this one as the upset round. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:50.079 So you got in this one. I know that's controversial, 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.000 but I'm going to say, gets up for this. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.200 I have to stick with Carlton just because, well, neither 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.280 team's given me anything to get off them for. But 0:09:56.320 --> 0:10:00.559 I just think Carlton is a better team. Western Bulldogs v. 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:04.400 Geelong Adelaide Oval. Yeah, it's that's a pretty tasty one. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.600 That is tasty, real kind of around the eight, you know, 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:11.160 over the last few years, around that and yeah, it's 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:13.360 gonna be a good game. I don't know. I think 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:17.320 it's Western Bulldogs. They're good. They're very good. That big 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.640 win last week. They got to they have to trial 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:21.520 a few different things in their game plan too. Who 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:23.040 knows if that's going to come up in this game. 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.560 But I at the Western Bulldogs getting over Geelong at 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.280 the Adelaide Oval. I think it is the Adelaide Oval. 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.320 I think it had to have been a bond rest 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.440 game last week, Like he had sixteen kick two or 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.959 three or whatever up in the forward line. He's got to. 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:38.520 I love that you're saying that's a rest game for 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:39.360 Chuck him. 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:41.560 Back in the middle like he was just he was 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:44.360 just relaxing down there. But I've got I'm going to 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.880 go with Geelong. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:47.440 We've got a few differences this week. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.520 The senior squad get out there. I don't I still 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:53.240 don't know what I'll get from Western Bulldogs week to week. 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.680 Last week they're good, which probably means this week they'll 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:59.839 be bad. Gold Coast Suns versus GWS Mount Barker Oval. 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:02.679 Now this is our team going, Oh, we need. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.960 Like over under what the crowd will be for this one. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:08.480 Because I reckon they'll show up in there drove. They're 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:11.920 gonna have to have police out there, you know, directing 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:15.040 traffic because they're all going out to watch the Sun's 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:19.439 versus GWS Mount Barker Oval. This will be an absolute cracker. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:21.440 Who do you have? 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:23.280 What do you mean? Who do I have? My Gold 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.719 Coast science man. Yeah, you have to stick to our team. 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:27.840 You can't just be dropping off the band. You have 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.160 to say GWS every single week, and I have to 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:31.240 say Gold Coast every week. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.720 But there are boys, I feel bad for you because 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.240 GWS is obviously going to kick the ship out of it. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:41.400 You actually think, I feel like we need a wager 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.280 on this one. Yeah, I bought your lunch this week, 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.600 so he will never let me forget that either, because 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:52.000 that's one from a thousand. Let's we'll come up with 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.600 a wager for that one. And I'm happy because whatever 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.520 you want, I'm happy to put it on the line 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:59.679 because I know GWS is winning that game. Thank you 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:00.880 very must suns. 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.120 Okay, at some point during the air, if you win, 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.240 I'll have to wear a g WS thing, And then 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.480 if I win, then you have to wear a Gold 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:06.880 Coast thing. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:10.600 You gotta, we gotta because they both have banging theme songs. 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.040 We've got to sing the opposing team's theme song. 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:18.880 Oh sing it sound from the west of the town. Yeah, 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:20.800 that's going to be an interesting one. I don't mind 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.600 that it'll be like that. What was the other rugby 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.400 team over the weekend? They had the papers out to 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:32.240 be able to sing their Western Tigers Western targets like 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.880 the McDonald's out for two. Whenever you do it, Jane. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:38.160 Good looking? 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:44.360 Hey, just doing bicep curlsn't. 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:43.000 Come and beat the ship out of it. 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:44.800 We'll go to next one. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:46.800 That's a good one though. Let's go over to Richmond 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.680 Saint Kiloda. Nor would over back nor would be like, 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:53.720 what's where are all these people coming from nord. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:57.480 In flux of tourists coming to Norwood Oval this weekend? 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.400 No absolutely ignorance, no idea where Norwood is. And it's 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.079 probably in the CBD. 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.280 I think it's a suburb. I we should we should 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:04.520 have done. 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:08.000 But we love Norwood, We love everyone from the Norwood area. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:12.160 If if Norwood's the suburb, right, that would be your guess. Yeah, 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.280 so we're going out there for Richmond Saint Kilda, Richmond 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:19.079 obviously coming off a great win over Sydney. Tom Lynch 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.920 got the minor hamstring to so he won't be out there. 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.440 Who have you got against Richmond Saint Kilda. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.640 I've got Saint Kilda getting back on the winner's list 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:30.240 over Richmond. Tough to pick. I think Tom Lynch was 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.760 a massive in for them last week and played a 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:35.400 massive game for them last week and for him to 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:37.760 be out this week is going to be a big 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:38.360 issue for them. 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:39.800 So a lot less targets up there. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:43.520 Back to Ryan might get a call up then that's 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:46.960 going to He's given one of the biggest falcons of 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.959 the year last week in the VFL. He might be 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:51.800 getting the little go But I think I've got Sat 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.000 Kilda winning this one over Richmond and they get back 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:54.600 on the winners list. 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:57.720 Yeah, Max King coming back for this one. I can't 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.480 go past Saint Kilder. I still think they're a good team, 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.280 just unfortunately fumbled the bag last week. Now we'll go 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:08.760 into the big game. Collingwood's first Hawthorne adelaide over. That's 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.560 where they put the prime time players on the Big 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:15.040 Dog Oval, the Big Boy Oval Ginnavan. First time he 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:18.200 will come up against the reckony players or they do 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:21.880 one of those ones where he gets managed and missed week. Yeah, 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:23.600 hit him with the tag. He had a big week 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:24.120 last week. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.720 Just break bad straight to Guindy, have a day. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.680 How do you welcome Guinea in the game against Hawks? 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:36.000 Ah? Yes, say high to him before the game. That's 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.960 that's about it. That's about it. 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.680 What do you so you come up against Jack Ginnovan 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.760 first time? Is he going to be duck and trying 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:46.880 to get a high free kick? And what happens if 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:48.800 he gets one of the Collingwood boy is going to 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.120 go we know this play, we. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:55.640 Know fans, I'm not. It's like, you know, he's essentially 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.320 got the villion of those for us and ever he played. 0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:59.000 Now it's because it's against him. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.400 Even now, you go, we had we had a good run. 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.360 It was good fun, but it lasted. No. I think 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:09.320 I'll have one high free kick from me on Guinea 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.600 over the weekend, just to stir the part of it. 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.560 You got to tackle, you get to tackle. 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:17.720 It's a win win, that's it. That's it. But yeah, 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.640 now I've got obviously pick us over Hawthorne obviously, But 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:21.800 who do you have on this one? 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:26.640 Yeah? Well, clearly Collingwood Hawthorne aren't very good, but it'll 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:29.960 be interesting to see how Jack Inovan goes. A lot 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:34.200 of good small defenders on Collingwood's team, so I feel like, 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:36.920 hopefully he gets clamped down, but at the same time 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:39.040 I want to see something from him. I love watching 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:42.480 Guinea go out there, and he'll be wearing the long sleeves, 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:46.160 no doubt. Hopefully you know it doesn't see him out 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:50.160 there and he doesn't over but yeah, it'll be cool 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:51.960 to see Guinea get a goal and see what the 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.720 reaction is. But I feel like Collingwood needs to be 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:57.800 winning this game. It can't be one of that. You 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.640 can't lose this game and expect to do any this year. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:03.400 So go over there, get the dub, have your break, 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.920 and then you're back for ans Act Day. That's big run, now, 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:07.880 big big run. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:10.720 I think we played port Islaide before ans Ac Day 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:11.800 to that no one cares. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.680 Yeah, no one cares about that game, but that's the 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.840 weekend's footy. So are you excited to head on over there? 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:19.720 Man? I think gather Roun's going to be good fun. 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.760 I think we've got a little appearance with the community 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:24.280 there for a day, so we'll kind of get back 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:26.000 to community while we're there, which would be good fun. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.800 It's just nice to see all the different teams on 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:31.080 one place, you know. I think it's going to be cool, 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:33.720 great initiative for Adelaide to be able to get tourism 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:35.720 into there and be able to show their beautiful city, 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:40.440 the city of churches. As they say, duck in, you 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:44.920 just burst into flames Catholic Brad, Hey, so am I 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:46.000 I've been baptized. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.960 Look at me though, classical classic example. I haven't swung 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.800 in into a fair bit as you go, check up. 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:54.280 I got a lot. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:58.880 Of confession at that pew for a few hours. Let's 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.440 get into one of our favorite parts of the fan questions. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:03.480 We put them out before we record the podcast, and 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.240 you a lot put them. Actually, do we want to 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.240 touch on this? There was something really cool over the weekend. 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:10.000 I do want to maybe make mention. 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:14.280 Yeah, okay, there was given what Arlington Football Club. 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.560 Let's get around an AFL community. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:23.119 Why they end a sixty eight game sixty eight sixty 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:28.440 eight game losing streak with their first senior victory since 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:29.640 twenty eighteen. 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:35.040 That is awesome? What an accomplishment yes, after what is 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:38.800 that five years of not winning a game, I'd probably 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:39.800 forget my club song. 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.960 Also, think about everything you've done since twenty eighteen to now. 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:49.000 Wow, that's happened, and that whole spad. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.520 The whole thing. You guys went from grand final, dropped out, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:56.240 new coach, backup grand final winners and they've won one game. 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:01.000 Shout out, shout for Arlington. We got back, we entered 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:04.680 back PA PAFC. We're all about them, We're all about 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:06.800 and hopefully getting another dub this weekend. 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:10.239 Congrats. Let's jump over to the footy questions now, This 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:14.760 one in from Joseph DP twenty seven. Has anyone ever 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:17.320 farted while playing footy? Oh my gosh, may of course 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:20.000 it has to happen. It happens all the time, you 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:23.200 know everyone that's played footy. Like the biggest, yeah, thing 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:25.439 that gets used before football game is a toilet. 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:28.879 That thing is a revolving door. We all know that this. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:34.600 Players live on a mixture of you know, powerade, protein 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:39.080 shakes like fruit like that's that all just ferments in 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.280 there and you got to get it out before you 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:43.960 run out there. Because accidents happened, don't they? Ben Keys 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:44.719 didn't we see them. 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:46.639 They calm down, don't be doing that. I don't be 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:48.879 doing that bad, don't be doing that. Let's move on. 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:52.359 It was a funny one. I remember Bucks was still 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.960 the coach. Yeah, and there was like the big start, 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:57.719 like there was all this controversy came out about, like 0:18:57.840 --> 0:19:00.159 it was a big news story. I think Collingwood is 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:03.000 playing West Coast or something, and they wanted to get 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:07.760 vision from in the rooms to like fuel this news story. 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:10.760 They're slowly zooming in and then the boys start like 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:13.480 laughing and they're like, you know, they kind of write 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:16.440 like their own story. Why the players are laughing such 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:19.080 a serious like moment. Oh, it's good to see they're 0:19:19.080 --> 0:19:21.199 having to laugh while the news are swirling around them. 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:23.480 And it turns out I think it was Alex Fasolo 0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:27.720 dropped these guts in the whole group, and like Bucks 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:29.800 is trying to go through his whole thing, going like, boys, 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:33.199 we need to just forget the controversy. And then he's like, 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:38.560 what is that smell? And all the boys start laughing, 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:41.840 but obviously there's no audio to it, so everyone's creating 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:44.200 their own stories. It's just one of the boys dropped 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:46.680 their guts before they rolled out, and. 0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:48.520 It happens all the time in the NBA. You see 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:51.640 on the bench, you just see mass exodus people from 0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:54.840 the bench. You just know what's happening. It's very obvious, 0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:56.760 but it does happen on the football field. We'll go 0:19:56.800 --> 0:19:58.960 to the next question. Brady wanted what do you have for. 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:02.919 Caitlyn Dent to know what or who is your best 0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:03.840 rock opponent? 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:08.560 Oh? Man best, the best person I've probably ever played against. 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:12.679 Nick nat Tanui. He was an absolute freak. He's one 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:14.400 of the only people I think that I'm going into 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:16.960 a cinerbat's going I'm probably gonna lose this one. Yeah, 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:20.159 he just was a freak athlete. He could tackle hard 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.840 and he was just a solid built man. 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:25.919 I don't know if get that many kilos off the 0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:28.919 ground like it was so impressive. The only way you 0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:33.000 could do it is like fast twitch muscle fibers and force, 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:35.720 because he must have just been a strong blow. 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:38.440 I remember one of the first games I played against 0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:41.720 him four fifty. Worst thing that can happen as a 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:45.640 ruckman happened against in the Sorry what was it Sydney 0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:49.480 versus Geelong Grand Final or Tom Hickey twice they had. 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:51.359 I think it was Tomahawk pulled it out of the 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:53.600 ruck snapped a goal as a ruckman. That's one of 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:56.800 the most embarrassing things that can happen. Nick that knew 0:20:56.840 --> 0:20:58.080 one of the first time I ever played, and I'll 0:20:58.119 --> 0:21:00.720 never forget it. I was under the bar, just smashed 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:03.320 me under it snapped one from like forty and it's 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:05.359 just like the whole thing of walking back to the 0:21:05.440 --> 0:21:07.280 huddle and all the mids are looking at you like 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:09.080 we didn't do anything. 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:12.480 Yeah, you try to stop. 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:15.359 He just kind of raise the head like, yeah, my bad, mate, 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:19.119 it's on me. Yeah, it's on me. He embarrassed me 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:21.920 very early in my career and continued to embarrass me 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:24.480 throughout my career as many other people. But he's probably 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:26.240 the best rock opponent overplayed against. 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:28.040 Yeah, I'm sure he would have embarrassed a lot of 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:30.840 people in his time. This one from Mason Cox's lover. 0:21:31.160 --> 0:21:37.639 Is that relative or is that your burner account? Mason 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:41.880 Cox hater, what tips do you have for female beginners 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:42.640 in the sport? 0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:46.400 Ah tips for female beginners anyone? Really? Any beginners? I want, 0:21:47.000 --> 0:21:49.280 you know, only say female. I think just focusing on 0:21:49.320 --> 0:21:51.040 the simple things right. If you can get the simple 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:53.320 things right, then you can start figuring out what your 0:21:53.720 --> 0:21:55.359 strengths are in the game and be able to focus 0:21:55.359 --> 0:21:57.639 on those. But yeah, simple things. Just getting to be 0:21:57.640 --> 0:22:00.119 able to kick right, contact of the ball, important, to 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:03.200 handball correctly left and right. Little things like that. I 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:05.840 think you're the best thing to give advice to people 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:08.000 to focus on and don't don't get caught up in 0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:10.399 around the corner kicking and all this fancy stuff. Just 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:12.439 do the little things right in the basics, right. That 0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:15.320 is my advice to your burner account. 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:18.359 That's just that's just rock training. One I want, isn't it. 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:21.000 Let them do the rest. That's my thing. 0:22:21.240 --> 0:22:24.080 This one from Zach Matthews, who's hit you and you 0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:25.600 were surprised how much it hurt. 0:22:26.000 --> 0:22:29.000 God, I've heard I've had a few broken ribs from 0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:33.199 from defenders hit me over the years. Also, there's like 0:22:33.320 --> 0:22:35.960 it was Zan Cordy maybe from the Bulldogs, broke a 0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:38.880 rib whenever I wasn't looking hit me off ball. There's 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:41.600 been a few those that have happened. I did have 0:22:41.680 --> 0:22:43.760 the spleen last year. We've we've touched on that plenty 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:47.680 of times. But yeah, in the contest, in the contest 0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:51.440 walking around there, it's usually away from the ball. Yeah, 0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:53.040 it's usually away from the ball. Over the weekend, I 0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:54.320 got one of those, you know, we talked about it. 0:22:54.520 --> 0:22:56.000 We've talked about a few times on the podcast. I 0:22:56.000 --> 0:22:58.440 think someone got fined for it where someone open hand 0:22:58.480 --> 0:23:00.480 tried to hit me in the shoulder and got me 0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:03.159 on the chin. So those happen quite a because you're 0:23:03.160 --> 0:23:04.840 not really you expect to get hit kind of as 0:23:05.000 --> 0:23:07.359 a ruckman going back by a few small fellows along 0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:09.919 the line, right, unless your max go on then now 0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:14.840 on process. But yeah, you expect to get hit by 0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:17.040 a few kind of guys. And that's that's never fun. 0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:19.280 Whenever a small guy's got that leverage on you, he 0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:20.840 gets onto the kidney and everything else. 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:21.359 He's going on. 0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:23.399 Yeah, he's punching up, you know, while I'm trying to 0:23:23.440 --> 0:23:24.000 punch down on. 0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:30.480 But that's something that you should do often. Let's jump 0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:33.080 into the general questions now, these are a bit more 0:23:33.119 --> 0:23:37.359 about life and you know everything basic. Best way to 0:23:37.440 --> 0:23:40.280 recover from a big game or a big night out. 0:23:40.840 --> 0:23:43.240 How'd you like hw'd you light one on one? You 0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:47.119 know those bottles not not the satchels, the bottles, smoke 0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:50.120 a whole thing was just straight down. Just oh man, 0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:51.480 that's the best way. And then it takes a few 0:23:51.480 --> 0:23:52.879 hours kind of start getting a bit of sugar and 0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:56.000 electrolytes everything else back in. You even better if you're smart. 0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:59.040 You do it before you go out. You hydrate before 0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:01.040 you go out. Now you're gonna have few drinks. Used 0:24:01.040 --> 0:24:02.760 to do that college best thing, gut me through some 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:03.560 of the toughest nights. 0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:05.800 Most of us don't do that, though, but it would 0:24:05.800 --> 0:24:08.719 be very responsible. Drink in between. What they always say, 0:24:08.800 --> 0:24:12.440 drink water in between. Don't drink more beers, because sometimes 0:24:12.440 --> 0:24:14.080 I get caught up in that. You drink beers and 0:24:14.119 --> 0:24:16.800 then you drink beers in between. Doesn't work. 0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:19.480 Let me take a break shot at the heel. 0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:22.160 It's got to be water. It has to be water, 0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:26.440 otherwise it doesn't work. But hydraul it's a good one. 0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:29.159 Aspiring aspirin, I feel like it gets to the brain quicker. 0:24:29.840 --> 0:24:33.560 Just drop a couple of aspirins. Zach Matthews, that's your way. No, 0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:37.840 that was jp with that one. We've got Caitlin Bullmer, 0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:41.119 When are you going to take Mason to a chucken. Now, 0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:42.640 I assume this is a question from. 0:24:42.440 --> 0:24:43.400 Me to you. 0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:45.119 You've been everywhere else. Have you ever been to a. 0:24:45.160 --> 0:24:47.679 Chicken I've driven through it. I've been there. Everyone drives 0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:51.320 through a Chugen, but I've I've seen some friends ski 0:24:51.400 --> 0:24:53.080 out there. It's very dangerous up there on the river. 0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:58.040 Absolutely so. Eighty someone dies every year still happens. 0:24:58.200 --> 0:25:00.560 Yeah, tell me the highlight of your checker. Yeah. 0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:02.720 So if I was going to plan a day for 0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:07.879 us down there, or you steamboat your paddle steamer ride, 0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:10.520 but you don't want to do it first, it's got 0:25:10.520 --> 0:25:13.240 to be middle of the day. Your rock up, you 0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:15.840 get a nice breakfast down in the port, You go 0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:16.800 for a stroll. 0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:18.760 Through any cafe you're going to shout out here. 0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:22.200 They're all good, no good, they're all good. Your cruise 0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.800 through the port area, you have a look. You might 0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:28.679 get a little horse ride around. You soak up some 0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:31.480 of the history. Obviously, you grab your paddle steamer ride. 0:25:31.480 --> 0:25:33.240 You go out there. You learn some more about the 0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:36.240 river and the waterways, the great waterways that you know. 0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:39.800 Go into the country regions and you get all your 0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:43.240 vegetables and all delicious stuff. Don't drink the water and 0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:44.760 then don't. 0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:46.600 Drink the water, but we're going to feed that water 0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:47.400 to everything you eat. 0:25:47.720 --> 0:25:49.879 Yeah, and then we have the most pubs per capita 0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:52.960 out of pretty much anywhere in We can just go 0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:55.959 to town after that, obviously out of football season. 0:25:57.080 --> 0:25:59.480 But do you go on a pub crawl out there 0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:02.119 in the Sugar You do? But yeah, are you limited 0:26:02.119 --> 0:26:08.000 about three. 0:26:05.359 --> 0:26:10.359 Harrow spends every other week end of the. 0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:11.000 It is the whole local app Yeah, putting your hand 0:26:11.000 --> 0:26:12.120 in your face, we understand. 0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:15.320 What do we got any plans for the gather around weekend? 0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:17.320 So you get some time? Do you or do you 0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:21.000 have the first port or did you buy after first port? 0:26:21.040 --> 0:26:22.480 After I think I want to say, I'm not sure. 0:26:22.520 --> 0:26:24.000 I think it's in Melbourne though, so it's at the 0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:26.440 m Study. I want to say, Yeah, we'll go over there. 0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:28.120 We've got a little bit I think of an oz 0:26:28.200 --> 0:26:30.000 kick clinic or something giving back to the community, so 0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:32.200 we'll have a little bit extra time there gather around. 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:34.000 I'm sure at some point I'll kind of walk around, 0:26:34.000 --> 0:26:35.440 maybe not while the games are. 0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:38.040 On, but what's that go down run the more? 0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:39.560 Yeah, I don't know what that is, but yeah, I 0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:42.359 might do that. You don't know what random maintains the 0:26:42.400 --> 0:26:45.520 main strip. Yeah, yeah, I'll go through that. Yeah, and 0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:47.800 I'll go down to the Adelaide Oval and see kind 0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:49.439 of the setup and stuff. Want to you know, I 0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:51.399 didn't experience gather around last year and be kind of 0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:53.679 cool to see exactly that pop ups and what's all 0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:56.720 going on and all that, and yeah, it'd be neat. 0:26:56.760 --> 0:26:58.400 I think it's such a good initiative. We've we've said 0:26:58.400 --> 0:26:59.800 it before, so it'd be cool to kind of see 0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:02.199 the you know, what's happening there and how much the 0:27:02.440 --> 0:27:04.879 atmosphere is going on all diferent people their footballjumpers on. 0:27:04.880 --> 0:27:06.680 Do you remember last time you played at Adelaide Oval? 0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:10.520 Port Adelaide raining day played like shit got dropped next. 0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:15.520 Week that's where Taylor Adams need. Was it justin west 0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:17.000 off in the head and got like a bunch of. 0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:20.440 Weeks maybe and it was hit like a game winner 0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:21.320 again in the corner? 0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:23.680 Oh no, a different game because I was thinking I 0:27:23.680 --> 0:27:27.399 think it was Dance One's two fiftieth and anyway, they 0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:28.440 went fifty. 0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:30.600 I think that was the last time I played an Adelaide. 0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:32.480 Yeah, well, how often they would have to travel anyway? 0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:35.160 Nine years ago, which traveled in Marvel Stadium three times 0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:35.440 a year. 0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:38.160 I want to get your thoughts on this one from 0:27:38.240 --> 0:27:41.600 Rosemary and Duffy. What are your thoughts on Turkish delights? 0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:43.800 Yeah, it's a weird one, probably not my first. 0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:46.280 What about there's two though. There's like the Cadbury one, 0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:48.800 it's like the chocolate with the jelly in it. Yeah, 0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:50.560 and then there's like real Turkish delights. 0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:54.600 Now, I'd be more of a fan of Cadbury one now. 0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:56.879 The other one is a bit of a wouldn't be 0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:58.679 my first choice as far as it deserve. 0:27:58.720 --> 0:28:00.960 It's like a cube covered in Yeah that's It's like. 0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:05.399 A weird powdered sugar cube of caramelish taste. Yeah, is 0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:08.639 that right? That's am I thinking of? Yeah, probably not 0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:10.560 my first thing, but if I was out like a 0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:12.520 Greek restaurant, I'd probably have some. Yeah. 0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:16.119 I think I weirdly like Turkish delights, the Cadbury one. 0:28:16.000 --> 0:28:19.240 The what's your what's your category? Block of choice? 0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:23.400 I'm a dream guy. I like right chocolate actually, Cara milk. 0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:24.920 I'm like full addicted. 0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:27.600 I need to stop real bad, real bad. 0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:30.480 Can you can you get through? Like not eat the whole. 0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:32.600 Block, a whole block over two days. 0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:38.240 You're better than I am. The next question is this 0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:42.200 is where you just shine and you just shine right 0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:43.080 like a diamond. 0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:50.400 I'm part of this, the biggest, the Melbourne's most eligible 0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:58.880 batcher on that list, the old fella talk about your 0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:05.280 old on this blog. Jason Dunstall, who was making the list, 0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:09.920 let's get into it. What's the one thing you should 0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:12.440 never bring on a date? Apart from your parents? 0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:14.840 Geez, your parents would definitely be up. There is the 0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:19.040 first thing I would say don't bring. Maybe your ex 0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:22.360 boyfriend or girlfriend. There was the worst thing to a date? 0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:24.640 What about like what about a backpack? 0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:28.480 A backpack? That's a really interesting. 0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:32.800 It's very unattractive to just be a guy wearing a backpack. 0:29:32.840 --> 0:29:33.640 I feel like that's an. 0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:35.760 Ex straightaway coffee day, it's in the middle of the day. 0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:41.480 Clearly tell that he's a backpack guy. And then secondly 0:29:41.520 --> 0:29:43.440 they'll be like, what's in the backpack? You're staying over? 0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:44.560 You think you're staying over. 0:29:44.880 --> 0:29:46.760 Tooth thrush, tooth face, you know the other for the 0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:51.000 morning with lunch boy. I have an impeccable skincare Routinea. 0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:51.600 I use every. 0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:55.240 I feel like a backpack is a weird one. 0:29:55.880 --> 0:29:59.280 Your dog, No, that's a dog's fine. That's that's you 0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:02.080 go for a first state for a dog walk. Man, Yeah, 0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:02.640 that's some time. 0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:05.360 I wouldn't take a girl to meet my dog first date. 0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:08.760 Not because he's special or anything. He just annoy the 0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:09.720 shit out of us. 0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:14.240 But yeah, maybe, yeah, that's it. I can't think of 0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:19.480 anything else. Apparently parents number one yo yo? Yeah maybe 0:30:19.480 --> 0:30:21.760 with the spin tops you know the draidle tops. 0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:25.280 Remember that Yoho diablos yo, the two sticks with the 0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:26.400 string and you're like. 0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:29.600 Oh, yes, I don't even know what they're called. 0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:34.120 What about like a digimon with like tamagotchi, and every 0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:36.000 fifteen minutes on your first date, you've got to be like, 0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:37.480 hang on, I just got to make sure I feed 0:30:37.480 --> 0:30:39.080 my tamagotchi and you just go over. 0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:42.040 I feel like this is personal experience. 0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:47.080 You can't let your tamagatti die. It shows responsibility and 0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:52.200 that you're an adult because you keep things alive. That's 0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:55.000 my selling point. What how I sat on. 0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:57.480 Your hinge profile? I feel like it is my tomagotchi 0:30:57.560 --> 0:30:59.680 is still alive after twenty years of feed again. 0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:02.320 Pretty good time of got She's like, kill me, kill me. 0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:05.239 I was supposed to run out of battery by then. 0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:08.840 How expensive would you be willing to go on a date? 0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:12.000 What's the average money you had spend on a date? Nice, 0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:14.280 nice meal, couple of drinks. I'm saying you're probably looking 0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:15.320 at two hundred bucks. 0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:17.240 Yeah, yeah, I think two hundred bucks. 0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:18.960 Yeah. Now I've got to ask this question because I've 0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:21.360 had a friend recently. He's been on five dates with 0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:25.200 a woman, all dinner dates, and she has never offered 0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:27.200 to pay for any of it, or even like split 0:31:27.240 --> 0:31:30.240 the bill. This man has dropped one thousand dollars on 0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:34.040 a woman who they haven't really kind of got past 0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:35.240 the getting to know your stage. 0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:35.440 You know. 0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:37.640 It's like, essentially he's done the same date five times, 0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:41.120 and he's spent that kind of money on overtime. At 0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:44.720 what point do you think it's appropriate maybe for something 0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:47.000 to offer, you know. 0:31:47.240 --> 0:31:49.240 I think you're got to look after yourself and stop 0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:51.920 going on dinner dates, maybe shake it up a bit, 0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:57.320 change it over. And I feel like, ah, you can. 0:31:57.680 --> 0:32:00.000 See the thousand dollar mark, and you're like, that's all 0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:00.400 a lot of. 0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:02.920 Cash, five dinner dates, a lot of cash. 0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:04.520 For someone you are still getting the now. 0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:08.000 Five dinner dates to not move past into any other stage. 0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:11.280 There's a lot of dinner dates. I feel like she's gone. 0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:13.920 This guy is not a winner, and I just want 0:32:13.920 --> 0:32:15.440 for five free food. 0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:18.040 That's a lot of dinner dates. He's a good fellows, 0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:18.520 very handy. 0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:20.720 That's why I feel like it's very important to go 0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:25.000 like a low key opener date. And then the next 0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:27.520 date is when you're ramping up. You're trying to really. 0:32:27.240 --> 0:32:29.239 Like see your coffee date, first dinner date. 0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:31.360 Yeah, coffee or like a drink you can get in 0:32:31.400 --> 0:32:34.880 and get out. Like I could not do a dinner 0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:37.760 date first date because if you sit down, you're like, yeah, 0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:40.520 let's get the entree and the main and let's go. 0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:43.200 And then they're just an absolute drainer and you have 0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:45.400 to sit there and wait for each meal to come 0:32:45.440 --> 0:32:48.160 out and sit through and eat the whole thing, and 0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:49.760 the whole time you're like, I want to get out 0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:51.720 of here. But a drink you can go, oh yeah, 0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:54.680 one drink. Actually i'm driving. I drove here. I got 0:32:54.720 --> 0:32:55.280 to get out of here. 0:32:55.320 --> 0:32:57.520 See you, Yeah, I will say. My favorite thing to 0:32:57.520 --> 0:32:59.560 do and go out for dinner is to watch other 0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:03.120 people on the first date. Yeah. Oh, it's the greatest. 0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:06.160 It's the greatest, all the little things of like the 0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:08.920 you know, the signals and stuff they put out that 0:33:08.960 --> 0:33:11.360 maybe the one other person doesn't see, and like that, 0:33:11.080 --> 0:33:13.440 oh that the first touching of each other, you know, 0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:15.600 and being like, oh I'm flirting with you. Oh no, 0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:17.200 I love that. I could just do that all day. 0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:19.600 I think it's the greatest thing to do. I will 0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:22.800 sit down at a pub on the corner or even 0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:24.760 sometimes I'll do this. Actually I'll sit down. I want 0:33:24.760 --> 0:33:26.520 to say where it is, but I will sit down. 0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:29.120 There's a bar and my favorite pizza joint in where 0:33:29.160 --> 0:33:31.480 I live, and I will sit down and watch just 0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:34.120 people around me on first dates and stuff and just 0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:37.240 really dissect it. It's one of my most entertaining and 0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:37.920 favorite things to do. 0:33:38.160 --> 0:33:40.400 I thought you were going to say you start peering 0:33:40.400 --> 0:33:42.360 through their lound room window the way that you were 0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:44.680 getting you're getting a bit too excited, the way that 0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:45.440 you're talking about this. 0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:47.800 Luckily for me, i'm actually above the fence line. 0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:51.760 You're single, and you're like, I like just watching other people, 0:33:53.200 --> 0:33:57.720 so good. Yeah, I'm not going to say the same. 0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:01.040 Let's move on the next thing. 0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:04.959 Expected probably couple hundred bucks, couple hundred bucks, and well 0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:06.960 it's just that's like four or five drinks. 0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:09.959 Yeah, first five drinks, good food, good time, all. 0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:12.719 Right, moving into this one, and I believe it would 0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:16.080 be quite hard. But have you ever dated someone taller 0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:17.400 than you? So we're talking to. 0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:20.600 Eight foot so i'd have to be like, what ten 0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:25.759 twelve years old before the monstrosity that I am. No, 0:34:25.920 --> 0:34:28.359 I've never dated. Someone told me I did chat too 0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:31.239 girl that was six foot six. Once six foot six. 0:34:31.239 --> 0:34:33.640 She wore heels and was eye level with me. That 0:34:33.760 --> 0:34:36.920 was a weird feeling, I must say, very interesting feeling. 0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:38.719 She's an absolutely legendar. I still friends with it today. 0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:41.480 It's not Yeah, it's not as hard for me someone 0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:43.319 that's kind of around the five to ten mark. 0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:44.440 Oh thanks, short Kings. 0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:47.680 Do you think don't call me short King? That's you 0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:51.520 just that's not fair. Out of five ten, it's not 0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:59.279 a short personality. Six short king five, six. 0:34:59.120 --> 0:35:01.680 Short Kings eight. What happens if your girlfriend's like six 0:35:01.719 --> 0:35:02.040 foot two? 0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:05.400 Yeah, it doesn't make you any shorter. You're still the 0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:07.160 same ard. She's just huge. 0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:10.040 I saw I saw a poster the other day for 0:35:10.160 --> 0:35:14.359 an advertisement for shoes that gave you extra hide. So, oh, 0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:16.600 you know what they are. The short King knows that 0:35:16.680 --> 0:35:19.440 they are about a short king. But I've done some 0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:20.479 research and be tolder. 0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:25.400 The girl girl six foot six one? What are you 0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:27.560 calling her? You're not giving her some label? 0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:29.920 On am I calling her? I'm hoping she calls me. 0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:33.800 That's pretty good. You're not going to call it like 0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:36.400 big princess or something. Cancer. 0:35:36.600 --> 0:35:38.239 I hope we have kids in the NBA is well, 0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:42.120 I hope, geez, could you just do that you're going 0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:44.759 to do I have a structual agreement with one of 0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:46.360 my friends at six foot one to say if we 0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:49.000 hit I think it's like thirty five or something, and 0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:51.400 neither one of us have a kid. It's just getting close. 0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:53.799 We're just going to have a kid and then just 0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:56.760 push something to the NBA. Just push no, it doesn't 0:35:56.760 --> 0:35:57.360 have a choice. 0:35:57.400 --> 0:36:01.400 It's ken love ever across the Yarra. This is a 0:36:01.400 --> 0:36:02.080 topical one. 0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:04.440 Of This is so funny because it's such a like 0:36:04.760 --> 0:36:05.480 sectional thing. 0:36:06.280 --> 0:36:07.960 They split right, so it's like. 0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:10.600 I would say, out the river, it's probably where the Yeah. 0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:12.440 What suburbs are on the other side. 0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:15.879 Or you got you got your South Melbourne. You've got 0:36:15.920 --> 0:36:20.239 your Pran it's the biggest one to rack. You've got 0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:23.240 Saint Kilda, you've got Brighton, you've got all the beach 0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:26.160 and stuff. South of the river. North of river you 0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:29.080 have well the city, You've got Richmond, you've got Fitzroy. 0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:32.040 You've got more artsy. 0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:35.120 It's a bit more artsy, bit more. Yeah, I call liberal, 0:36:35.160 --> 0:36:37.759 which is labor here. Yeah, it's a whole thing, a 0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:40.640 bit more artsy up north and North Melbourne, everything else, 0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:42.439 and then we're not even gonna talk about that. Then there's 0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:43.880 just the west side. 0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:46.720 Like the western doesn't count. That's why it stops. 0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:49.960 It's not like but then there's west of the Bridge's villa. 0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:52.239 There's a whole different thing. But I do find it 0:36:52.280 --> 0:36:55.800 funny because it's very different personal personalities live north and 0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:58.359 South River. It is a thing, one hundred percent. It's 0:36:58.400 --> 0:36:58.640 a thing. 0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:02.120 Yeah, I'm a I'm south of the Erraw, so I'm 0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:04.640 in like a fancy area. But I'm not a fancy boy. 0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:06.960 Yeah, I'm actually kind of blown away. You live south 0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:09.279 of the Era, it's picture more of a northern guy. Yeah, 0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:11.000 your work's north of the. 0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:13.319 I should be I should be. I'm not. I'm in 0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.200 no man's land. I'm very north of the river. 0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:18.000 I'm a chuku. You'll take anything, Yeah. 0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:22.040 But you can, you can, it can cross. They're two different. 0:37:22.360 --> 0:37:23.320 It's a great divide. 0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:26.520 Yeah, I don't. I don't really. I don't really merge 0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:27.480 to the other side much. 0:37:27.520 --> 0:37:29.440 I will say, yeah, I think where I'm at is 0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:33.040 like I would love someone ideally south of the yerraw, 0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:36.040 but I'm forcing it because I'm not. I'm not south 0:37:36.080 --> 0:37:38.600 of the arrow at heart. You know, I would like, 0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:41.319 you know, is your is your rich girl wears nice 0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:44.600 stuff and like like I'd like all of that stuff. 0:37:44.840 --> 0:37:47.840 Is your your kilometer like distance on your dating profile 0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:52.040 would be like fifty ks sixty fact just said to 0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:53.240 Australia at this point. 0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:56.560 Limiting we open it right up. 0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:00.239 Take any let's get into the next one. Brother who 0:38:00.320 --> 0:38:00.760 we got. 0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:05.800 We will say, just split up with the misses two years? 0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.360 Can you help me? Oh, what's your advice? 0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:10.480 Advice? 0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:12.839 I would consider that a long term relationship. 0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:15.680 Yeah, it is a long term relation long to me, Yeah, 0:38:15.680 --> 0:38:19.480 for sure, that's longer any am? I yeah? Am my 0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:22.080 advice hang out with friends, get out and the bout. 0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:24.720 That's fine. To you know, you get a bit of freedom, 0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:25.600 go enjoy it. 0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:26.680 It's brutal, isn't it. 0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:28.960 It's so it's going to be. Look, it's going to 0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:31.799 be a rough realization of what the dating scene is. 0:38:31.960 --> 0:38:34.200 I think after like any relationship, you go out there 0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:36.480 and then you see what's out there and you're like, 0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:39.400 oh gosh, what have I done? That's the first reaction. 0:38:39.560 --> 0:38:41.200 That's not great people. 0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:43.879 You do meet good people and whatnot, and you vibe 0:38:43.880 --> 0:38:46.120 and eventually figure it out. But I think that first 0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:50.120 initial experience you're like, holy smokes, this is what I 0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:50.759 have to pick from. 0:38:50.800 --> 0:38:53.759 I think in terms of tangible things that you can do, yeah, 0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:57.200 like get them off your Instagram if you don't want to, like, 0:38:58.080 --> 0:39:01.360 if you don't want to unfollow or what, just do 0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:03.960 mute them so you don't see them posting and they're 0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:06.200 going out and they're having fun and maybe you're not 0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:08.000 up to that spot yet in life where you want 0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:10.279 to get back out there. So mute them so you 0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:12.799 can't see them. Mute all their friends. You don't want 0:39:12.800 --> 0:39:16.359 to cause any friction where it's like oh yeah, well 0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:19.319 if their friends is then like, oh he unfollowed me, 0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:21.440 and it starts some shit that you don't want to start. 0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:23.839 Just mute them so you don't see him, don't hear 0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:26.120 from them, but you keep it, you. 0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:27.840 Know, big mute list. 0:39:29.280 --> 0:39:31.799 Well it's just them, and then they're friends, so it's 0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:35.160 probably about ten people. So you're muting them, and then 0:39:35.200 --> 0:39:38.680 that gives you a chance to heal and recover. Just 0:39:38.840 --> 0:39:40.600 create a bit of space. You don't want to see 0:39:40.600 --> 0:39:42.800 them constantly. You're trying to get over it, so you 0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:44.920 don't want to them going like I went out, Oh 0:39:44.960 --> 0:39:47.279 I'm seeing this guy, I went out for dinner. I 0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:49.440 went out for like, I don't want to see that. 0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:52.600 So that's my first tangible step is just mute all 0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:55.400 them and their friends and then start the healing process. 0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:57.480 Because the next thing is it just takes time. 0:39:58.080 --> 0:40:01.400 Time heals everything. As they say, isn't it? 0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:02.080 Isn't it? 0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:03.120 What's the next one? 0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:06.359 How do you slide into someone's d MS and start 0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:07.080 a conversation? 0:40:07.680 --> 0:40:13.720 This is the almighty question that everyone struggles with, right, Yeah, 0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:16.080 I think there's everyone has a different way of going 0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:16.520 about it. 0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:20.239 Yes, how do you personally go about sliding into people? 0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:22.920 I think I slid into Sabrina Carpenter's DMS whenever she 0:40:23.000 --> 0:40:24.760 was in Melbourne. She said she's looking for a Melbourne 0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:26.239 boy and I was like, oh, I got nothing to lose. 0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:32.359 Update didn't get you gotta shoot your shot and it's 0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:35.600 all amount of rest. She was like, this guy looks 0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:40.080 like an absolute tool. Yeah. Now I think I don't 0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:41.880 know how to slign into DMS. I think you probably 0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:45.439 you do something you can't. Can't go to forward, right, 0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:48.160 You can't just be like, yeah, this is it. You 0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:51.120 find something that's like kind of funny about what they post, 0:40:51.160 --> 0:40:53.799 and react to a post. You find an angle, an 0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:56.120 angle that's not weird and creepy. Yeah, so yeah, it's 0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:59.359 I don't know. It's like, I don't know if they've 0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:01.839 got something that background one of their photos, like people 0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.000 wouldn't see usually that you kind of comment on. That's 0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:06.160 like something about their personality or something maybe like a 0:41:06.200 --> 0:41:09.279 little you know, funny comment about that would probably be good. 0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:12.040 Yeah, So it's got to be something relative not creepy. 0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:14.600 So don't say they put up a nice picture, they're 0:41:14.640 --> 0:41:18.360 looking good or whatever. Don't say looks like you smell nice? 0:41:20.719 --> 0:41:22.799 What that's an example of what not to do. 0:41:22.960 --> 0:41:24.000 It is so bad, I. 0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:26.480 Say, yeah, I'm giving them an example of what not 0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:26.799 to do. 0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:28.520 That was way too quick for you to be. 0:41:30.239 --> 0:41:33.480 So you don't say you smell nice or you smell 0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:36.839 when you're saying through the internet. When you're saying you 0:41:37.200 --> 0:41:40.279 pick out things in the back of their shot. Yeah, 0:41:40.440 --> 0:41:43.279 that's creepy. You could be like, oh nice, ikea lamp. 0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:46.319 I see that. That's worth sixty eight dollars for my care. 0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:47.920 I've just been searching it online. 0:41:48.000 --> 0:41:51.160 Oh gosh, I don't think. Yeah, I know Australians love this, 0:41:51.239 --> 0:41:54.319 but don't make fun of someone that's not attractive. Don't 0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:57.720 know it's no. Don't do that as an initial intro. 0:41:58.160 --> 0:41:59.880 If someone's sitting there and they do a selfie in that, 0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:02.040 and don't be like, oh your rooms dirty a ship 0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:04.799 like that's not that's not going to help. It's not 0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:05.360 going to help you. 0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:08.160 It's called negging. You meant to say something negative to 0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:09.960 make them interesting. 0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:11.799 What we back in elementary school? Do you have to 0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:13.120 bring someone down and bring it back up. 0:42:13.200 --> 0:42:15.920 Don't say, geez, you look ugly in this photo. It's 0:42:15.960 --> 0:42:18.600 got to be something. It's got to be something chirpy. 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:21.560 Just right. What's you go to brad Well? 0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:24.799 I didn't I'm super innocent, and like, I didn't know 0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:27.279 people actually slid into people's dms. I thought it was 0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:27.960 just the same. 0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:28.799 Here we go. 0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:31.719 Yes, so I've never slid in. I've had a couple 0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:35.640 of sliders. I am so awkward. I don't know how 0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:38.960 to respond, so I just don't, which is why I'm 0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:43.000 still very lonely. I don't know. I was hoping that 0:42:43.080 --> 0:42:45.360 you were going to have some advice on this advice. 0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:47.319 I give you advice what to do, So I'm going 0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:52.359 to slip in nice, Do not say that? Do not 0:42:52.560 --> 0:42:56.880 that was you? Do not say that. It's funny that 0:42:56.920 --> 0:42:59.120 you can comment on that will spark a conversation. 0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:02.319 I'll take a screenshot and no damn it to you, 0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:04.000 and then you can tell me if I went too far. 0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:09.200 Gosh, this okay, try not to get arrested. Don't as 0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:13.120 the Taylor Swift that's my advisor. Defin it out well? 0:43:14.600 --> 0:43:16.319 But all right? That is Oh wait, no, hold on, 0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:18.520 what's the very end here? Our brand's dating update? What 0:43:18.560 --> 0:43:18.880 do we have? 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:20.040 I actually had a date? 0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:20.839 Did you have a date? 0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:23.759 I know people do like these things. It didn't go well, 0:43:24.400 --> 0:43:28.400 but it was the first one quite a while now, 0:43:28.440 --> 0:43:30.799 it's about on that, I think, but we didn't stick 0:43:30.840 --> 0:43:33.360 around that long. It was one of the shorter dates 0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:34.160 that I've ever been on. 0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:35.759 Yeah, okay, it. 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:38.120 Went for about an hour and a half, which is 0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:42.040 like short, but I've been like four hours and stuff 0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:43.080 for most days. 0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:43.719 Yeah. 0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:47.960 Anyway, so I kind of knew it wasn't gonna go 0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:52.120 well gosh, within the first five minutes. Yeah, I knew 0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:55.000 pretty quick. The problem is, like I hate you know, 0:43:55.080 --> 0:43:58.680 you gotta be attractive, You gotta you've gotta have someone 0:43:58.719 --> 0:44:01.560 be attracted to you, is the goal. Yeah, but I 0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:05.560 can't be stuffed, like I can't the whole flirting thing 0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:08.839 and like being all suave and shit. I just go 0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:11.440 and be myself, which I think We've had conversations. She'd 0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:15.040 never be yourself what you want to feed it to 0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:17.160 them over time, But I didn't do that. I just 0:44:17.280 --> 0:44:19.799 used it basically as like a stand up routine, Like 0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:22.560 I was just riffing jokes, and in terms of jokes, 0:44:22.600 --> 0:44:25.880 I was on fire. I'm doing pretty good. If it 0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:28.680 was a set. She was laughing. But at the end 0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:30.839 of the day, they still have to be attracted to 0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:33.880 you and not just see you as this weird guy 0:44:33.920 --> 0:44:37.200 that just met up with him telling jokes. But at 0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:39.840 one point, yeah, she joked that she went to Canada 0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:43.120 on a holiday and said that she could ski and 0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:46.240 I was like, oh, that's really difficult, Like that's awesome. 0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:47.520 How do you do that? And she's like, oh, you 0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:50.600 know you do the French fry pizza And I said, oh, 0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:56.000 I normally do French fry acl and she said she said, 0:44:56.160 --> 0:44:58.120 I knew I landed a good joke. That was a 0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:00.960 good joke. That's gear on the run those people. And 0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:04.520 she didn't laugh, She just said, ah, that's funny. 0:45:05.160 --> 0:45:07.239 And she actually do know. 0:45:07.440 --> 0:45:10.680 She just she just said that's funny. Was not And 0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:14.000 I was like, god, comments as soon as that happened, 0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:16.520 I knew I was cooked. But she was quite attracted. 0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:18.560 That's how long into the date was this? So you 0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:19.840 said it went for an hour and a half. 0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:21.839 I was definitely in the back end of the. 0:45:23.680 --> 0:45:26.320 If you're there and said, you made she's not vite? 0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:27.520 What's right? 0:45:28.440 --> 0:45:30.120 In future? I need to go a little lighter on 0:45:30.160 --> 0:45:32.680 the on the comedy gear and try to be a 0:45:32.680 --> 0:45:34.920 little more attractive. I couldn't get a haircut. I kind 0:45:34.920 --> 0:45:37.160 of I threw some clothes on it. I got to 0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:39.160 get it. I got to try a bit more. Yeah, 0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:40.880 I just want to be me, but I got to 0:45:40.920 --> 0:45:44.080 get there slowly. So that was that. I you know, 0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:46.520 at the end where she was hot. So I threw 0:45:46.560 --> 0:45:48.759 out the oh, that was great. We should do it 0:45:48.760 --> 0:45:52.960 again sometimes full well knowing that I'm not chance. You 0:45:53.040 --> 0:45:55.200 got to put it out there because there's no point, 0:45:55.239 --> 0:45:57.359 not nothing to lose. So I put it out there. 0:45:57.400 --> 0:46:00.879 She didn't respond for two days, yeah, and then hit 0:46:00.960 --> 0:46:05.120 me with one, going, oh, just seeing this now massive life. 0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:11.920 And unfortunately I don't think we're a great match romantically. 0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:14.600 Yeah, okay, which is I read that? 0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:15.480 Yeah, I mean. 0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:17.400 I'd rather say that they go on a second date, 0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:18.880 spend another couple of hundred bucks. 0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:23.680 Well I was like, yeah, I figured like two days 0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:27.400 later it's probably not a go. But yeah, not a 0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:29.759 good match romantically. So that's why I think I got 0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:31.600 to be a bit more, gonna have a bit more 0:46:31.640 --> 0:46:34.759 steeze about me, get out there, maybe get a check 0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:37.280 for you. Now I'm insecure. 0:46:37.320 --> 0:46:38.480 Maybe she mustaches? 0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:42.319 Who knows most I only go on dates with people 0:46:42.400 --> 0:46:44.960 that are like, I'm pro mustache. Otherwise they would say no, 0:46:45.200 --> 0:46:48.120 you make that clear. Before you get prof It's one 0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:50.320 of my prompts. Would you want to see the mustache? 0:46:50.360 --> 0:46:53.640 Stay or go? And then if they say go, I'm like, 0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:55.360 why do you even reply? That's just bullying. 0:46:55.360 --> 0:46:58.239 It's just rude, me, just abusing. 0:46:58.760 --> 0:46:59.759 Anyway, any dates for you? 0:47:00.280 --> 0:47:02.600 No updates, well, no updates on the dates. 0:47:02.760 --> 0:47:05.279 You cannot judge anything that I bring to the tape. 0:47:06.719 --> 0:47:09.479 One day, one day, I'll tell you a great day if. 0:47:09.400 --> 0:47:11.479 You come in and say I just met the girl 0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:16.919 of my dreams, yeah, happy days. I don't know. I'll 0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:21.640 probably walk off the pier at Saint Kildo. I'm the 0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:22.720 last man standing. 0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:26.320 Oh man. But that is it for the episode. Everyone, 0:47:26.360 --> 0:47:28.080 Thank you so much for sitting in your questions as 0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:30.040 always good fine to give a bit of a different 0:47:30.120 --> 0:47:33.000 view by just putting something out there besides footy and 0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:35.600 hopefully enjoyed. The preview is a big week ahead to 0:47:35.840 --> 0:47:38.720 gather around and it's going to be a great little 0:47:38.719 --> 0:47:40.640 experience over there in Adelaide, so we're excited for that. 0:47:40.920 --> 0:47:43.080 But massive, massive thank you for everyone who's been involved 0:47:43.080 --> 0:47:46.280 in this episode. Hopefully you know you can get your episode, 0:47:46.280 --> 0:47:48.520 your question in there next week we can answer it. 0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:51.440 Say massive thank you to everyone who has submitted theirs, 0:47:51.800 --> 0:47:53.880 and that's it from us. That's it. We're gonna go 0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:55.000 off to Adelaide, have a good fun. 0:47:55.480 --> 0:48:01.560 I hope you smell good, oh jeezy host Fo