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Speaker 1: It's a special Willan Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini asking the teachers and the coaches out there, what

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Speaker 2: is the funniest thing you've had to punish a student for?

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Speaker 2: Because a fourteen year old cheerleader had to be punished

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Speaker 2: by a teacher. But no doubt the teacher would have

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Speaker 2: giggled when she saw the snapchat by the cheerleader that

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Speaker 2: said school softball and everything.

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Speaker 3: Can I try that? I mean, I know we spoke

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Speaker 3: about this last time.

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Speaker 4: You cooked it beforehand.

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Speaker 3: Go on, all right, I hate you?

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Speaker 4: You know you said you said you hate me. That's

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Speaker 4: not even a sentence. You've got to go. I hate you.

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Speaker 4: How you do it, mate, that's how you do it.

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Speaker 4: You can't try.

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Speaker 3: We'll give you one more time, damn it.

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Speaker 4: You totally good. The timing You've got to you gotta worka.

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Speaker 2: Work with the button work Paige page. Oh this is great.

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Speaker 2: This is fresh off the press. It happened today. You

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Speaker 2: are teaching.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I am, I teach Grade one.

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Speaker 3: Also, my god, I.

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Speaker 4: So I don't know what Will's doing. Sorry about that page, so.

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Speaker 3: That's off time now. I didn't even see it up.

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Speaker 4: So sorry about that page.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure some of your Year one a more mature

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Speaker 2: in this guy over here. So you you had to

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Speaker 2: punish one of the little fellows today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I saw him boffking around in the teacher car

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Speaker 5: park and he was trying to open doors to find

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Speaker 5: some money, and I said, what are you doing right?

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Speaker 5: He's like, I need a cook you.

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Speaker 4: That's great gear. Thank you for that.

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Speaker 3: I had to punish.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to.

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Speaker 2: Lauren here, Lauren, you had to. You had a bit

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Speaker 2: of a laugh when you had to punish a student.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I had one of my prep students lick a

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Speaker 6: urinal in the boys toilet just for fun, lickin Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Was it like was it like a Dare situation?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 6: He did it off his own accord, do something funny.

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Speaker 3: How old was he? How old was he?

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Speaker 6: He was in preps, all about five?

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Speaker 3: And how did you find out, Lauren, because you're obviously

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Speaker 3: not allowed in there.

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Speaker 6: No, his friends came straight back and dubbed on him snakes.

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Speaker 6: They had to be more common.

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Speaker 3: Said, oh yeah, but there's still turncoats.

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Speaker 7: I hope you punished the little judases instead of that,

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Speaker 7: instead of the legend.

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Speaker 6: Actually, he got a bit of a stern talking to

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Speaker 6: about personal hygiene.

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Speaker 3: What did you say to him? What did you say?

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Speaker 5: What was?

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Speaker 4: What was?

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Speaker 3: What was the exact wording you went for?

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Speaker 6: I can't remember. This was a few years ago, but

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Speaker 6: I had to explain why you can't actually lick a

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Speaker 6: urinal in the.

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Speaker 7: Toilet absolutely bedom in those boys toilets.

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Speaker 3: It was did I'm I'm sure I saw someone eat

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Speaker 3: a cake.

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Speaker 1: Once I was about to say the confusing, Lauren balled,

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Speaker 1: bring Lauren bag, Lauren, did you hear that he ate

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Speaker 1: a urinal cake as a kid?

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Speaker 6: That's disgusting and discus.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, we didn't care about the other kid before,

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Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, I also, Lauren, there's a big competition

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Speaker 2: when you were a kid. I don't know if this

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Speaker 2: happens at your school, but obviously his competition as to

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Speaker 2: who could we the highest always.

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Speaker 3: But Lauren, is it still like who's got the highest

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Speaker 3: WI mark.

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Speaker 6: On the on the era? Yes, it can be, absolutely so.

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Speaker 4: I was very good at this.

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Speaker 2: But one day, one day, unfortunately, I went so high

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Speaker 2: that the we folded back and went back on me.

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Speaker 2: And then I had to go and see a teacher

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Speaker 2: and explained to her that I'd pissed on myself.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Lara.

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Speaker 2: How Lara, this is grade four kids, hopefully a little

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Speaker 2: bit more mature than me in the year once.

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Speaker 4: But you had a laugh when you had to punish one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I actually had a group of them, and I reckon

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Speaker 8: my story beats everyone so far because they were playing WILLI.

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Speaker 3: Tag Willie tag.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. So it's like you your normal game of tits

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Speaker 8: that you were using your willie.

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Speaker 3: Oh so sorry, just to confirm, like, were you tagging

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Speaker 3: someone with your willie or were you grabbing someone's really

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Speaker 3: to tag them?

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Speaker 8: They were tagging with their willie? Sorry, bagging with them willie?

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Speaker 8: And I said, boys, I don't need to see all

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Speaker 8: these willies out. So we had to go back and

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Speaker 8: habitat about it.

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Speaker 4: You did you?

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Speaker 7: Was it?

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Speaker 3: Was it a boys owned that affair?

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Speaker 5: Lara?

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Speaker 8: It was thankfully there were no girls because that would

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Speaker 8: have just been awkward. But yeah, boys only fair But

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Speaker 8: I was up. I was the only one up on

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Speaker 8: over Jeanie, and I saw way too many realies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, fair enough, fair enough? Did you just just

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Speaker 3: out of interest?

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Speaker 7: I mean, not that I want to play Willy tag

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Speaker 7: at any stage in the future, But would they run

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Speaker 7: like if they were the person who was it Were

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Speaker 7: they running around with the willie out like in preparation

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Speaker 7: for a tag or was it like a last minute

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Speaker 7: min over.

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Speaker 8: Well, yeah, definitely they were ready to go, Like as

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Speaker 8: thing as I got tagged by Really they had to

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Speaker 8: go and then tag someone else, did they?

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Speaker 6: Really?

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Speaker 8: So I had to whip it out.

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Speaker 7: Hear more of your.

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Speaker 3: Boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: You know you want to