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Speaker 2: It was an embarrassment that I've not experienced on took

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Speaker 2: And I had it full to the brim and I

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Speaker 2: I swear I checked the calendar, and I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: my neighbor looked at me as I was retreating back

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Speaker 2: home with a full green bin.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, the embarrassment.

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Speaker 2: So you got it wrong? Did I get it wrong?

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Speaker 2: Or did the council get it wrong?

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Speaker 3: Luckily, the people across the street from my house, their

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Speaker 1: Three days before.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, usually my garbage goes in their bins.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two noting dads.

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Speaker 2: I happen to be Maddie Jay Man, I'm ash and

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Speaker 2: this also happens to be a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the

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Speaker 2: related And if you come wanting any advice, I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 2: To tell you that it will not be given on

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Speaker 2: this podcast. No, certainly, not at all, never.

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Speaker 1: Today at all.

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Speaker 3: Not not this episode. No, no, not any episode. Don't

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Speaker 3: you accuse me?

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Speaker 1: What are you got there? This is a beer ash bazaar,

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Speaker 1: And don't pretend like you don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: You know exactly what's salivating. It's ruling.

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Speaker 2: You're like a starving lion looking at the carcass of

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Speaker 2: a hippopotamus.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't I shouldn't have gone hippopotamus gazelle. You should

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Speaker 1: have gone something? And I was like, go on with

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Speaker 1: the extra synonym how you and Me podcast?

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Speaker 2: With lack of ability to talk, it's a real mystery.

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Speaker 2: What I was trying to say is you are salivating.

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Speaker 1: I am salivating.

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Speaker 3: I'm also reminiscing of a simpler time called the weekend, yes,

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Speaker 3: in which we were able to enjoy a couple of

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Speaker 3: these something a little bit different to what we're usually

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Speaker 3: drinking from Stonewood, which is the hazy pale al. It

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Speaker 3: pacific ale.

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Speaker 2: Let's crack it one second. Yeah, weast little cheers, cheers,

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Speaker 2: my friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were down the beach.

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Speaker 2: It was a little bit windy, but it was still

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Speaker 2: lovely to have the sand in between my toes. You

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Speaker 2: and me, we're looking out to the horizon as the

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Speaker 2: sun was setting, enjoying a beer as Laura chased.

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Speaker 1: After four kids four children.

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Speaker 2: On our own, April decided not to come down because

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Speaker 3: She can't do to go to the beach. So Laura,

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Speaker 1: Hey, here's a question for you. What is a hazy

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Speaker 1: pale ale? Isn't it just a pale al but hazy?

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Speaker 2: You have technically answered the question. Hazy pale ale ash

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Speaker 2: it has some juicy or citrus notes to it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can taste them.

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Speaker 3: Actually, now this one in particular, Man from Stone and Wood.

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Speaker 1: Was temporary in the range and now it is care

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Speaker 1: range because it is soap popular. It is delicious. It

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Speaker 3: And this is available in all good bottle shops and

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Speaker 3: of course we'd like to thank stone Wood for providing

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Speaker 3: the beers for the episode. Let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: Matt recently, I invited you along to an event which

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Speaker 2: called Diversity. Now, for anyone who is not familiar Diversity,

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Speaker 2: Marley was off her rocker when she found out that

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, No, it was legit and I couldn't drive

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Speaker 1: Isn't that cool? And even in the lead up too.

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Speaker 2: I was thrilled that I was able to enable something

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Speaker 2: Went out to the Factory Theater, great live music venue

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Speaker 2: I checked it in maps how long it would take?

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Speaker 3: I've got to get from my somber mood in the cast.

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Speaker 2: They've only been asleep for like twenty minutes, and I'm

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Speaker 2: As we walk in there and they've already started filming.

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Speaker 1: There's even a ten year old kid there. So what

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Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, kids they go and dance and

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Speaker 2: They were like clinging onto me for like their life

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Speaker 1: And I was like, but this is what you wanted.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen that Friend's episode where there it's like

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Speaker 1: Stay loose, they're trying so hard to get on camera.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the thing is, they were like the

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Speaker 2: film clips being filmed on stage. Moli and Lawla are

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Speaker 2: I gave it an hour an hour, yeah, because I

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Speaker 1: Or how many times did you have to hear the song? Well?

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Speaker 2: That was fine, the song was great. Is it Monday? No,

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Speaker 1: Is it Wednesday?

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Speaker 1: I don't think it.

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Speaker 2: And then Mary was like, I think I want to

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Speaker 1: You've actually got to get involved, kid, And so then

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Speaker 1: You're allowed to be scared.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, you you didn't miss out on anything, dude.

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Speaker 3: And look the solo going taking them solo? Is you

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Speaker 1: It's an interesting time, isn't it? School?

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Speaker 1: Because you're the community daycare. Yeah, they do same school

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Speaker 3: No, it's actually not bad to ease into it, right

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Speaker 3: They can suspend for themselves.

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Speaker 2: This morning when I drop the kids off. I forgot

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Speaker 2: And everyone's like, why is that man sitting there like kinder,

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Speaker 1: You have children here, right, yes, I promise.

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Speaker 3: I decided to take them down to the local basketball

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Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, should we go get some sushi?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought I could roll it into one. You

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Speaker 3: So we walked around to another one, okay, And we

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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Sure, there's like an open sign on

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Speaker 3: I didn't see it. The door was open, but it

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Speaker 1: What did you order? Some baby roll some hand rolls,

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Speaker 3: And we're sitting there and Oscar goes, Daddy, I need

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Speaker 1: Okay, a bit of an awkward time. We're mid eating.

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Speaker 3: Are you like busting to take a shit? Or is

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, you just someone's here who want to wipe

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Speaker 1: Boy.

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Speaker 3: I said to her, Okay, where are we at on

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Speaker 1: I've got some hand rolls coming and I'm really peckish.

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Speaker 3: It was just me an Oscar. I'd be like, okay,

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Speaker 2: Were you worried that if Macy saw Oscar do a

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Speaker 1: No, I concerned? Was this? How desperate are you? And

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Speaker 3: Then he continued eating and it was fine for about

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Speaker 1: He's like yeah, I'm just busting. I'm like for a pooh.

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Speaker 1: Just like his father? It's been ages since I shit myself.

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Speaker 3: To Oscar picked up and I was like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 3: I said to the guy, do you have a toilet,

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Speaker 2: Big spatula and the sign that says I'm about to

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Speaker 1: And he said, you gotta then walk out into the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Look at me, everybody. He goes, oh, yeah, we've got

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Speaker 1: And then it's the door on the right. Jump on

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Speaker 3: I've got two kids, because taking oscar means I can't

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Speaker 4: Just say can you just watch Macy's she cried her

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Speaker 2: I have Then, hang on, did you not think I've

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Speaker 3: Right, So I got the key picked up Macy picked

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Speaker 3: At this point, we've dined and dashed. We've left the restaurant,

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Speaker 3: And as course as he's his mother's son, looking for

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Speaker 1: He was like, oh shit, I'm trying.

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Speaker 2: And then that's not going to encourage anyone to ship

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Speaker 1: I just wanted right now.

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Speaker 3: He wasn't even on the toilet.

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Speaker 2: You give the kid anxiety, you need him to relax,

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Speaker 3: I was like, what, still fully clothed, and he gets

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Speaker 3: Little far started doing a little week and then he's

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Speaker 1: It was like.

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Speaker 1: And then I've gone, oh shit, where's Macy.

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Speaker 3: She's wandered over to the silver trough ah, and she's

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Speaker 1: Hand in the silver troll.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to wipe an ass in a public toilet,

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Speaker 1: She fucking goes to the pace of a caterpillar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not far to this little silver trough

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Speaker 3: And I wiped all these kids up eventually, and then

441
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,840
Speaker 3: made our way back to the restaurant and the guy.

442
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,280
Speaker 1: He's cleared your plates? No, no, thankfully I left. Do

443
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,200
Speaker 1: you know what I did do? I left my hat,

444
00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,199
Speaker 1: my phone, all this stuff, so he knew that I

445
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,359
Speaker 1: was coming back. You left your phone, I didn't. I

446
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,200
Speaker 1: felt so bad.

447
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,439
Speaker 3: I thought that he thought maybe that was a ploy

448
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,640
Speaker 3: for me to to get free food and leave.

449
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,120
Speaker 1: And there was no one else in the restaurant.

450
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,639
Speaker 3: It was no one else, and I thought, I just

451
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,639
Speaker 3: want this guy to look over and go okay with it.

452
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,000
Speaker 1: He's definitely coming back to his face, I.

453
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,720
Speaker 2: Guess, because a hat on its own could be like

454
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,840
Speaker 2: if you got his hat, but hat and phone is like,

455
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,639
Speaker 2: don't worry, I'm coming back.

456
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then walk back in and he was kind

457
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,119
Speaker 3: of like, how'd you go? And I was like I

458
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,240
Speaker 3: was to me, yeah, I was like, have you got

459
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,880
Speaker 3: any hand sanitizer and he was like, oh yeah, gives

460
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,080
Speaker 3: her this big bottle and I'm like, covering the kids

461
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,400
Speaker 3: in hand sanitized.

462
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,400
Speaker 1: She's drenched in urine, eating a fucking toilet.

463
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

464
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:36,960
Speaker 1: Anyway, straight back into the sushi, finished that off. Bon apetite,

465
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,240
Speaker 1: Well done.

466
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,679
Speaker 2: Such a good dad, such a doting dad, one of

467
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:47,639
Speaker 2: the best. I have a quick little story and I'm

468
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 2: keen to get your opinion on this one. Recently, I

469
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 2: was at a birthday party. This one was held at

470
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:57,760
Speaker 2: a park outdoors, and yeah, these days.

471
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,880
Speaker 1: That's pretty standard.

472
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got all and especially the ones that are

473
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 2: closer towards the beach, very common to have multiple kids party,

474
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 2: especially down at Bronti for example, which is a big park.

475
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 3: I been like multiple like huts. I love a good heart,

476
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 3: very good hearts, because you could decorate them. They quite

477
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 3: not that I would.

478
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 2: Quite you definitely wouldn't, but they are quite often decorated

479
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,399
Speaker 2: and on a Saturday or Sunday morning. Many of the

480
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 2: huts are taken up by parents who are celebrating the

481
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 2: birth of a child.

482
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,640
Speaker 1: And you have to get there early too.

483
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:33,119
Speaker 3: Any parent with young children right now listening are like,

484
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 3: my kid's birthday coming up, and it's at eleven am.

485
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm getting there at like fucking seven am.

486
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 3: It's logistically it's hard work. Telling you nominate someone, it's

487
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,719
Speaker 3: usually dad. You go down and just sit there. I

488
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 3: would fucking love that if April said, Hey, eleven o'clock party,

489
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 3: but I want you to go down to the park

490
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Speaker 3: at seven o'clock, friend off the other parents on your own,

491
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,439
Speaker 3: sit there in silence on your phone, and not be

492
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,160
Speaker 3: bothered by a child until they get there.

493
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Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am reporting for.

494
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 2: So this particular weekend, there must have been like four

495
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,400
Speaker 2: or five birthday parties, all quite close to each other,

496
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 2: very close quarters. You're like, effectively you've got like, you know,

497
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 2: neighbors of other birthday parties.

498
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,400
Speaker 1: There's kids are crossing into other parties.

499
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 2: There is cross pollination of birthday parties. It's just going

500
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 2: to happen.

501
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 1: It's inevitable. You want to see what the others are eating.

502
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 2: You want to have a little look at the spread,

503
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 2: look at the entertainment, and I feel like these days

504
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 2: it's pretty standard to have some kind of entertainment. Sometimes

505
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 2: people will have like a spider man.

506
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 3: Remember I told you that there was the ninja, the ninja,

507
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 3: and I thought it was al Kaeda. Yes, yes, but

508
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,959
Speaker 3: I recall it was a ninja.

509
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 2: Quite often bubble fairies. That may be the length that

510
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 2: people go to keep the kids entertained. Keeping in mind,

511
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 2: birthday parties for young kids are going to be like

512
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 2: two at the most three hours.

513
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,919
Speaker 1: Face painting is a good one balloon animal.

514
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 2: If you can get a face painter like a two

515
00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 2: on one face paint of bubble fairy job done very

516
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 2: well done, and they're not cheap as well, I might add,

517
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 2: this birthday party had quite an amazing spread of food.

518
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no.

519
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 2: Of entertainment, a spread of entersaty I'm not sure it's

520
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 2: a strip. If you've seen they have these like miniature

521
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 2: remote controlled like tractors and diggers that the kids hop

522
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 2: on and they can like pretend to do these like

523
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 2: construction like scenarios.

524
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: Who are these people? You're confused? We out let me

525
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,439
Speaker 1: give you a.

526
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: Reference photo so you can understand what type of setup

527
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 2: we were next to.

528
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 3: You were next, So this is the party next to you. Correct,

529
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 3: it's just not the party you're at.

530
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 2: And I just want to say the party that we

531
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 2: were at was a great spread, good food, good entertainment, decorations, balloons,

532
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 2: so you understand what we're working with.

533
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's very impressive. Rascar would love that. Yes, yes,

534
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know this sort of shit existed.

535
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 2: So that type of activity, you know, for kids, it's

536
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: moths to a flame. Right, they're all so pumped. I'm

537
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,400
Speaker 2: visualizing it. I've seen it in terms of birthday parties.

538
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: If that is absolute top tier. But also you're looking

539
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: at like almost one thousand dollars. Oh no, apparently it's

540
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 2: like eight fifty one thousand dollars, very expensive.

541
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 1: You couldn't find a building site that was closed for.

542
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: The weekend, right, go on, kids, issue was okay in

543
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 2: a public setting that type of birthday party, all the

544
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 2: kids wanted to turn and the family who was organizing

545
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 2: that birthday party were getting the shits because all the

546
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 2: other kids kept kind of coming into their birthday party.

547
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: What do you set yourself up there? Though?

548
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 3: Like like we're talking four and five for us. Don't

549
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 3: understand that they can't unless you sit down and go, look,

550
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 3: it's not your party, and they're going to be heartbroken.

551
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 3: But like you can't expect like no one to come

552
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 3: near you. You're creating a bit of a spectacle for

553
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 3: children of that age.

554
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 2: It's like being at the beach tossing out some chips

555
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 2: and then being annoyed that the seagulls are coming in

556
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 2: and eating those chips that weren't invited.

557
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: Like those ships were for the seagulls.

558
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm referring to our kids as seagulls because they

559
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: are like mini vultures.

560
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 3: It's like, No, it's like going to and there's like

561
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 3: seagulls and pigeons, but the pigeons are eating it the

562
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 3: seagut and the seagulls are meant to be the ones

563
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 3: eating it.

564
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 1: Like a similar sort of situation. I mean, like my example,

565
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: really did paint the picture?

566
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 4: No, you need to add it, you need to add

567
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 4: I apologize, I take that back.

568
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: But then the eagle comes. But then the king of

569
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 1: the jungle, the tiger.

570
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 2: So do you think in a public setting, Well, I'm

571
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 2: going to say it, I don't think you should be

572
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: allowed to bring that type of setup.

573
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:40,439
Speaker 1: You are banging the money.

574
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 3: That's a backyard party. That's an in private party. That's

575
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 3: like me and having a birthday party, getting a stripper

576
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 3: in and all the other men in the park aren't

577
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 3: allowed to look at us.

578
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 2: And you were like, I stop looking over here, this

579
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: is my party.

580
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: Like that.

581
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 2: That's a good analogy. Yeah, thank you, very good. But

582
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 2: then you added a couple of pigeons.

583
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 3: Then the pigeons come, look, you can't I think if

584
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 3: you are to do it in public.

585
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're not allowed to.

586
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: We're not saying you can't have public birthday parties in

587
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 2: the park.

588
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 1: That is allowed.

589
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's allowed, but you can't get the shits when

590
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 3: four and five year olds don't understand that that's for them.

591
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 3: They just think, I'm at the park. There's a bunch

592
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 3: of these fucking electric diggers here. I love diggers.

593
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 1: What you're talking about yourself? He does?

594
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 3: There's not Those kids are looking at the top five

595
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 3: thing that they love most in the world because they're like,

596
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 3: oh my god.

597
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: Holy shit.

598
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 3: And then you're getting the shits with them because they're

599
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 3: so infatuated by.

600
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 2: If you're going to bring crack to a party, you've

601
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 2: got to expect that everyone's going to want to smoke it.

602
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,239
Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's probably moorish am I right, yeah, but like

603
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 3: what so she got the shits, She.

604
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 2: Got annoyed because it was just constantly like, oh gosh,

605
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 2: where's Timmy, And Timmy's wandered over and he's.

606
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 3: Now trying to kick off the birtu line of coke

607
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 3: of a fucking tractor.

608
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: He's like, that's the good stuff, that's the good stuff.

609
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: People are following our story very confusing. You're just tuning in.

610
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: We're not talking about actual crack. No we're not. That's

611
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: a bit off. So the host of your party, they

612
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: were also.

613
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: Like, I think anybody is going to be a bit

614
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 2: miffed when that is next to you.

615
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: Like, if you are, if.

616
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 2: You're going to be spending thousands of dollars, don't do

617
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 2: it in a place where it makes other parties look

618
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: second here.

619
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,719
Speaker 1: But also like it's a bit like your wanker.

620
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's like driving your sports car down

621
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 3: to the local car park and revenant.

622
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 2: You know, don't be that guy such a just get

623
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 2: a ninja or a bubble fairy.

624
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: Keep the bar at that high.

625
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 2: We don't need it to be any high fat spider

626
00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 2: man like the rest of us. Okay, Ash, it is

627
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 2: time for parenting hack or fuck that. This is when

628
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 2: I spend hours, days, even relentlessly scaring the Internet and

629
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 2: social media to try and find anything that will make

630
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 2: parenting just a little bit easier. But sometimes, Ash, sometimes

631
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: I find something and the line is quite blurred on

632
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 2: whether or not it's something that will help people, or

633
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 2: if people have just lost their absolute mind.

634
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: Most of some have lost their mind less, be honest, And.

635
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 2: When I'm unsure, I turn to one person, and one

636
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 2: person only for the final verdict.

637
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 3: There's only one man equipped to have a final verdict,

638
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: and that is I.

639
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, ready, Ash, Yes, okay.

640
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 2: For people who obviously can't watch this video, we are

641
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: going to put on socials, but Ash, describe to them

642
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 2: what you've just witnessed.

643
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 3: I've just witnessed a young mother creating slime where on

644
00:28:59,600 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: her brain?

645
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: New floor?

646
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 3: Yes, so a couple of thoughts. First thought, did you

647
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 3: really need to tell us it's a brand new floor?

648
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 3: What's the little flex they're obviously renovating?

649
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: Not to tish your little Yeah, great, not.

650
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 3: To have a little dig at you there, but just

651
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 3: just that's a thought.

652
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 2: You're being very kind right now because that's the fucking

653
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: dumbest video I've ever seen.

654
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: I don't think it's the dumbest video I've ever seen.

655
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 3: They're just wooden floors, but slime is a pain in

656
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: the ass. Which just gets a plane though, But do

657
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 3: it on a match or something?

658
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: Why are you being so reserved right now in your

659
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 2: judgment of this parent. She's made slime with like essentially

660
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 2: like a four liter bottle of cream of anyone wondering,

661
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: I dropped a bottle of cream.

662
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: Out of the fridge before.

663
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 2: This record, and did you see how much of a

664
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: nightmare it was to clean up? Yeah?

665
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: Who is who is making slime on the floor in

666
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: the bedroom purposely making a message? Dumb?

667
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: And who needs that much time for the slime? Is

668
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: the absolute worst for kids? You may as well give

669
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: them a loaded handgun. That's that's like, that's on the

670
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: level where slime is at.

671
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: That's a bit extreme, is it.

672
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 3: I actually gave Maze a loaded nerve gun the other

673
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 3: day and she just shot April straight. But look, I agree,

674
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 3: like you're making a mess purposely.

675
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: Why would you silly?

676
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 3: But if you want to make slime, go ahead, make

677
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 3: it in the container.

678
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: There is Listen to the man the reason she did.

679
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: Make it look like it was so effortless. Don't get sucked,

680
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: and let me don't get gone.

681
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 3: I'm going to make slime on my brand new flaws

682
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 3: and I'm going to make it look effortless to clean

683
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 3: it up. What letless to clean it up so it

684
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 3: makes it look like this. I'm such a good mum.

685
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 3: And then I'm going to put it in containers and

686
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 3: color coded. Hmmm, make it in the container. Make Plato,

687
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 3: don't make slime. Make Plato. Don't do it. Don't make Plato.

688
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 3: Plato sucks. Look I sucks.

689
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: Whenever I see Plato in a.

690
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 2: Gift bag at a party, I look at the parent

691
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why why you remember?

692
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 3: Man, Mason loves it like you don't cut up little

693
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 3: pizzas with it.

694
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: That's very good. I do hate the smell of Plato

695
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: and the texture. Let's go in everything else about it.

696
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: Let's go into parenting lies. Tell me Lie, tell little

697
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: life ash I got one here.

698
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: This is from Nicola, who wrote back to my story

699
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 2: on the instagram, and she says, I tell my toddler,

700
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 2: I need to check if the dog is being naughty

701
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: to leave the room after she's gone to bed.

702
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 3: I tell my toddler, just so go again. I'll tell

703
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 3: you once more time. Hang on, I just want to go.

704
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: Are we lying to the dog? Nicola?

705
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: Okay, parent says to her toddler, who's just gone to bed,

706
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 2: I need to check if the dog is naughty to

707
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: justify her leaving the room without the total questioning, oh.

708
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: So to get out as the room tactic. What correct?

709
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: I was like, what correct? Have I missed something? Okay?

710
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 3: So it's when obviously we're just going to be just

711
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 3: like I better check on the dog.

712
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

713
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 2: And it's like the one thing that kids like, oh

714
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: I get it, you can, you can, like we talked

715
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: about this before, but I always say I need to

716
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: do a wee.

717
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one.

718
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 2: And that's the one that the kids can't question. They're like, well, okay,

719
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 2: that's any bathroom activities. They can't be like, oh, I

720
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 2: completely understand.

721
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: So sorry, Please don't let me get in the way.

722
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: Why can't you just shot yourself like I do very good.

723
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 3: I've got one here from Lauren, which is very random,

724
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 3: which I had a little giggle at.

725
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: I thought, maybe you have a giggle.

726
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 3: At, please, Lauren says. My dad told my sister a

727
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 3: virgin was someone who couldn't.

728
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: Drive a car.

729
00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 3: Why in what situation do you think like you would

730
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 3: have to lie to your child about what a virgin

731
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 3: is every situation, I would think so maybe the kid.

732
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: Was a bit young and you don't want to say, well,

733
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 2: virgin is someone who doesn't have sex. I do remember, though,

734
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 2: I do remember. I think I must have been grade

735
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: two or grade three and there was a boy called

736
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: Kieran who was making a joke about a stiffy and

737
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 2: I was like, sorry, what, I didn't know what it meant?

738
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 2: And I remember going home. I was like, guys, what

739
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 2: does it mean? And they're like, you don't know what

740
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 2: a stiffy is? And I was very much on the

741
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 2: outer and I went home and I said Mum, what's

742
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 2: a stiffy? And she wouldn't tell me either.

743
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, someone just showed me what

744
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 3: a stiffy is to ask your brother, didn't you?

745
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: But sometimes kids asked for the meaning of certain words,

746
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 2: where you're like, I.

747
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 3: Ain't going there to whip out a clueless Yeah, you're

748
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 3: a virgin who can't drive.

749
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: That's it. Ash.

750
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,959
Speaker 2: Before we go, we have a couple of very quick questions.

751
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: We did have a story last week. People didn't listen

752
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 2: to that episode. First of all, go and listen to

753
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: it because it's very funny. Sorry, that was aggressive. I apologize.

754
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: There's a story in there of how your family stole

755
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: from April stole from camut accidental.

756
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 3: No stove, not from came up from a reputable fuck, yeah,

757
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 3: came out.

758
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: Someone has asked, do you boys remember the very first

759
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 2: thing that you stole, and as someone who has some

760
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 2: pretty solid prize.

761
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm on the run, do you recall I don't recall.

762
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 3: I don't recall as a child stealing anything because obviously

763
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 3: sometimes malea lola grab a chocolate bar, which I'm unaware of.

764
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: Let me just get the police on the phone again.

765
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 2: And it's only when you get it back in the

766
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 2: car and you're like, oh my gosh, you took like

767
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 2: that what of cash from the.

768
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: Rest he left you by the cla But.

769
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: Do you remember, like consciously knowing that what you're about

770
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 2: to do taking something was naughty?

771
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 3: No? I don't recall as a child stealing anything or

772
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 3: like having or taking something. I do remember my grandmother,

773
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 3: who's still alive, when we were kids a couple of

774
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: times in the very same store in which we mentioned earlier,

775
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 3: actually stole toys for us. So what she did was

776
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 3: she just took him out of the packet, chucked him

777
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 3: in a purse, and walked out.

778
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: This is like in the early nineties, so it's what

779
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: do you mean like that makes it okay? She laid

780
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: out in the nineties. My grandmother is she still here?

781
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah she is. Sorry, man, you're getting locked up. But

782
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: I do remember.

783
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 3: Being like, that's not right. But then I'm getting a toy,

784
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 3: so I don't say nothing. Ain't no snitch, I remember.

785
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 3: Doesn't only happen nowadays because no one pays with coins.

786
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 3: But in grade one, I remember seeing there was a

787
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 3: little jar in the kitchen that was a money jar,

788
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 3: and Mom would use that to pay for our touch shop,

789
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: you know, put in like a dollar forty for a

790
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 3: sausage roll delicious. I over time, I kind of figured

791
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: out the gold coins were worth a bit more, and

792
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 3: I had I remember how much I had must have been.

793
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 2: A lot, But I went to school with all of

794
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 2: this money, and I remember going to the other kids

795
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: and being like, whatever.

796
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: You want from the touch shop, don't worry, I look

797
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 1: after you, and the milky are on me. It must have.

798
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 2: Been quite a lot, because I quickly got pulled into

799
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 2: the principal's office and they were like, where'd you get

800
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 2: the money from?

801
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: Kid?

802
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, I ain't said nothing, my little drugs.

803
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 2: My mom got called into the school dish. Yeah, They

804
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 2: like it must have been what significant?

805
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: What was the planet of twenty five life? And I

806
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't know what I'll do? You want

807
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: an only bank higst? I'm just a sweet innocent little boy.

808
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 2: That that was, Yeah, that was like my first I

809
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 2: kind of knew. I remember like my mom would leave

810
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 2: the room and I would like sneak into the kitchen

811
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 2: and take the money quickly before she realized.

812
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 1: Someone say, it's a bit of a robin Hood complex there,

813
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: because you've.

814
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 3: Stolen from the rich and taken to school to offer

815
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 3: and buy the poor.

816
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: A lot of analogy in this episode, too many, too many.

817
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: I'd say, this is the last one.

818
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 3: I promise we'll see And in those days she was cheap.

819
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, you could buy like an a kind

820
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: of snake for like twenty cents.

821
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good night.

822
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 2: Could buy a house for twenty cents for free on

823
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: icondra put inside.

824
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: Oh we need to get some she can notice for lunch.

825
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: What's your question, big guy? My question? I have one girl,

826
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 1: you have two girls. I don't know if you know that,

827
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: but I know that I know that as well.

828
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 3: And Annie has written in and said, hey, guys, at

829
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 3: what age should kids be allowed to wear makeup?

830
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: Even if it's just for fun.

831
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 3: Now for me boy and a girl, the sort of

832
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 3: makeup or anything cosmetic that they would use is painting.

833
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: The nails, which you're a really big fan of doing

834
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 1: for your girls.

835
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 3: Anyway, I did notice Oscar had his back black one black,

836
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 3: one pink.

837
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: But what do you reckon?

838
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is a it's a it's a prickly one.

839
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 2: We did notice that. Mar You know, kids are very aware,

840
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 2: they're always watching, they're always seeing things happen. And whenever

841
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 2: Laura was, you know, going out in the morning or

842
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: especially if she was going to an event, she would

843
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 2: before leaving the house.

844
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 3: It's not something you would you would think you would

845
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 3: need to hide or would want to hide.

846
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Laura would do a quick touch up do Aska's

847
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 2: wearing a mask. And then a few times Marley would

848
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 2: be leaving for daycare and she'd be like, I need

849
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 2: to put some makeup on to look pretty to leave

850
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 2: the house. And we were like, oh shit, this is

851
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 2: this is a road.

852
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: Yeah better y, And so.

853
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: We also, you know, we thought it was really cute

854
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 2: on the weekends when she was dabbling in a bit

855
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 2: of makeup and we'd be like, oh my god, you

856
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: look so beautiful. But they were like, oh, that's setting

857
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 2: the wrong message. You don't want to be You don't.

858
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 3: Want to you don't want them to think that you

859
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 3: have to wear makeup to be beautiful.

860
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So it's really it's hard.

861
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 2: It's a hard one because you're like, you want to

862
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 2: have fun and play and you know they have like

863
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 2: little makeup stations that they play with you. Yeah, you

864
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 2: don't want to think they're going to be unattractive if

865
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 2: they don't wear makeup.

866
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you trying to sell it as? Like

867
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,919
Speaker 1: a disguise? That's it, that's it. Yeah.

868
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 3: Really I never actually even ever thought about this whatsoever

869
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 3: at this very moment.

870
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: As a guy yeah, never No, But now that I've

871
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 2: got kids, I'm like, oh shit, this is something I

872
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 2: have to be aware of.

873
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: Even so I never thought about it until just now.

874
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 2: So we say that they can't wear it for I mean,

875
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 2: Marley's five lollers three. Both of them have like a

876
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 2: little kid's makeup. Kid they do a b eyeshadow poorly,

877
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: I might add.

878
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: I'm not expecting them to be like award winning makeup. Yeah,

879
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: dressed like that with that face of makeup, it looked

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Speaker 1: like a but we allowed a little dabble. Is it

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Speaker 1: too young? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: God, I think if you're selling it as like dress up,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. You know her kids have

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Speaker 3: to dress up in espally your girls are very very

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Speaker 3: big fans of dress up in the Frozen stuff, I know.

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Speaker 1: The princess dresses.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think like, if you're selling it and

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Speaker 3: they're doing it's like I'm going to dress up as

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Speaker 3: a character, then it's it's all right. But if I think, like,

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Speaker 3: if she's like I'm going to I need to do

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Speaker 3: it to look beautiful to go to Kindy, I'd.

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Speaker 2: Be like, I'm just going to turn to Jess for

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Speaker 2: one second of Jessica, at what age did you first

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Speaker 2: start wearing makeup?

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Speaker 5: The first time I ever wore makeup was when I

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Speaker 5: was five ballpark you sixth formal, where I absolutely looked

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Speaker 5: like someone just punched my facing because it was the

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Speaker 5: first time I've ever done it.

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Speaker 1: I would love to see that photo.

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Speaker 5: Then I graduated to eyeliner. This is like at the

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Speaker 5: height of like emo life, where are you.

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Speaker 1: Misca?

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Speaker 5: Your ten formal still off the charts, and then you're

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Speaker 5: twelve it was like, hey, let's put cakeon.

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Speaker 1: Take it on.

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Speaker 2: I feel like primary school is for like the fun doubling.

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Speaker 2: Then like you get to like this semi formal that's

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Speaker 2: kind of when you get a bit more serious.

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Speaker 3: Imagine if you never if we never had makeup, it

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Speaker 3: was never emitted.

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Speaker 2: Dropping that kind of scenario on people at the end

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Speaker 2: of the podcast, I don't know if they're ready for it.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if mecup was never ready for it. And that's

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Speaker 1: where my brain goes.

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Speaker 3: Imagine if which because it's such a weird concept to think.

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Speaker 3: If you if you get to the nooks and crannies

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Speaker 3: of it, right, you're like, I am essentially changing the

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Speaker 3: way I look for what reason? When who decided that

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Speaker 3: this is what we're going to do. Yeah, there he is,

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Speaker 3: and this is going to be part of normal life

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Speaker 3: because it's kind of like becoming Like for Jess just

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Speaker 3: gave us a little breakdown into okay, she was five.

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Speaker 1: She might have played with it.

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Speaker 3: This aggressive stages until when it just becomes part of

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Speaker 3: your everyday live of getting ready. What if that never happened.

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Speaker 3: I think how much time we would have all saved.

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Speaker 3: A would be like, are you ready, and she'd be like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: five more minutes.

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Speaker 1: That would have actually.

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Speaker 2: Meant And that's why I love doing this podcast with you.

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Speaker 2: Just the way you look at the world, it's unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: It took me an hour to get that thought out.

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Speaker 3: And if I finally contributed, if.

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Speaker 2: You have been wowed by Pash in this episode, we

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Speaker 2: would love it if you would share it with anybody

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Speaker 2: else who needs that type of enlightenment. Don't patronize me.

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Speaker 2: Please give us a review, subscribe to us. We did

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Speaker 2: get a couple of reviews which were quite nice. We

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Speaker 2: really do appreciate this. We do thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Do we have any bad ones? Let's read out the

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Speaker 2: bad one. We actually don't want to invite anyone to

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Speaker 2: write something negative. We haven't had a bad one for

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Speaker 2: a little while. Touch wood. I know I've just jinxed it.

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Speaker 2: We haven't have We were very luck, very very lucky. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's take that out. Let's not be courage.

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Speaker 1: But we also asked have our social media. We do. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we have our Facebook group. Do you can join?

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Speaker 3: It's going strong, Join the community, Join the conversation. Also Instagram.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like a like a presidential slogan.

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Speaker 1: Join the community, Join the community, join the conversation, join the.

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Speaker 3: Yes days on Instagram as well, and we shall see

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Speaker 3: you next time.

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Speaker 1: Goodbye, good bye. Okay, all right, we're back.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I said to the guy, Yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 1: I'd been laughing about eight minutes. I said, Okay, I'm good,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm really trying to get to visit Matt's

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Speaker 1: syst he's being a little silly boy.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present,

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Speaker 3: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 3: Peoples Today.

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Speaker 1: This episode was recorded on gadagle Land.