WEBVTT - MINI: Not Going In Like This

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<v Speaker 1>iHeart podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hear more gold one I four point three podcasts,

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<v Speaker 2>playlist and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, we were talking about have your kids

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<v Speaker 2>injured you? And Tracy called in and one of her

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<v Speaker 2>kids injured her foot top of her foot with a

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<v Speaker 2>chair so badly so that there was basically an arterial

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<v Speaker 2>bleed and she got a triple zero. And then she

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<v Speaker 2>went and got changed to dress what fit she would

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<v Speaker 2>feel because she was just in her pjs, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was stunned that someone would do this.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, I can't go in like me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So the titler that she gave us today's phone

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<v Speaker 2>in right now, which is I can't go in like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to hear from people who called triple zero,

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe someone else next to you called triple zero,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you got changed into what you felt was

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<v Speaker 2>an appropriate outfit to be carted away on the stretcher

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<v Speaker 2>or in the chair, you know, or someone drove you

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<v Speaker 2>into the hospital if you were going into labels. So

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear stories about people getting changed to

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<v Speaker 2>go into hospital where it's triple zero, or someone rushing

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<v Speaker 2>you in.

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<v Speaker 1>That's this happened to you, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 3>Or happened to my brother Carl when my sister in

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<v Speaker 3>law went into labor with their daughter. He said her

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<v Speaker 3>waters had broken and everything. It was their first baby.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you're very panicky when it's your first baby.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you just want to get and if.

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<v Speaker 1>You've had that bag ready for about two weeks, so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Prayer, isn't there with the first of such a build up. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>He goes, hang on, I'll just go to the loop. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>he was there for like ten minutes, fifteen minutes, and

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<v Speaker 3>her contractions were getting rude.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he was dropping off triplets, tough for She's gone

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<v Speaker 1>up to the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>He's sitting there doing a number two, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>can you please hurry up these contractions?

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<v Speaker 1>But that is a typical man, isn't it Just like

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<v Speaker 1>read the room. You got one job, get them there

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<v Speaker 1>and be quiet.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't go in like that or three minutes between

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<v Speaker 3>these contractions, can you please hurry up? And she's got

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<v Speaker 3>the keys in her hand and she said, I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to go out to the car. Just come out when

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<v Speaker 3>you finished. Anyway, other fifteen minutes goes past. She's What

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<v Speaker 3>on earth is going on? She's gone up there. He's

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<v Speaker 3>having a shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, having a shave.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless he's a midwife and can chime of contractions and

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<v Speaker 2>knows we're a long way off yet.

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<v Speaker 1>No Braxton hecks aren't here. I've got a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a stubble here. I have a shave. Actually, she's like

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<v Speaker 1>I did, manaos as well. They need a little clip

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<v Speaker 1>as well to make first impression. My shirt needs an

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<v Speaker 1>eye like that. Happy to say.

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<v Speaker 3>They got to the hospital on time, and about twenty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes later, Tigan was born.

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<v Speaker 1>So and he was in the canteen just having to

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<v Speaker 1>quick sit down. Three.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been allowed to forget this. Bonnie went into labor.

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<v Speaker 4>This was in the hospital though, and like I thought

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<v Speaker 4>it would be a good chance to duck off for

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<v Speaker 4>a sleep. What because like Bonnie was like, I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 4>you're you mean like you're having the contractions? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>because I thought I'll just have a little nap like

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<v Speaker 4>five minutes, because the contracts are gonna last a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>They can do. I've been to this the two girls. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not coming out quickly something exactly. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna like, can I just go in the corner and

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<v Speaker 1>have a little little nap. You're not hurting anyone and

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<v Speaker 1>we are by standings. No you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>You were a bystander in You've done your bit nine

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<v Speaker 2>months ago, exactly right, And it is just a bit addicts,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 4>And she's like, I can't believe you were going to

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<v Speaker 4>go and have a sleep while I'm lying there in pain.

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<v Speaker 2>And they never forget those stories, right, Sarah, and forgets

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<v Speaker 2>when she went in to go and have ruby on

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<v Speaker 2>first daughter, and I'd made all this food for her

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<v Speaker 2>obviously keep the energy up because it can go on

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<v Speaker 2>for hours, and it had been going on for a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of hours and nothing was happening in that and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, and I said, hey, do you want those sandwiches?

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<v Speaker 1>She was not now, Chris, not now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's although I might as well eat them, so I

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<v Speaker 2>hate them all right, two rounds of sandwiches, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like.

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<v Speaker 1>God, goddamn good sandwiches though, shame and we didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>away anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Across half an hour later she goes, you bloody starving,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, when you know I'm in a world of

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<v Speaker 2>pain right now, She goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have those sandwiches went, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>They won't even for you, they want it even for

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<v Speaker 2>you at no point. It's all the books you reader,

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<v Speaker 2>and make sure, dear man, you are adequately resourced for snacks.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a long day interview, buddy, because you find

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<v Speaker 1>yourself with that much to do. It's so much to do,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, you said of like you're striking the arm

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<v Speaker 4>being there for them and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd gone on a one day acute point sort of

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<v Speaker 2>pressure point thing to relieve pain to help Sarah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And so this woman taught me how to help Sarah's

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<v Speaker 2>throat all with natural pain release, using the ancient tennonogy

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<v Speaker 2>of acupuncture, but using pressure points to do what the

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<v Speaker 2>needers would do with myself. Anyway, I've been practicing with

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<v Speaker 2>staring it out during the build up when she was

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<v Speaker 2>in pain, I was not. There's a point on the

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<v Speaker 2>anchor and stuff of that. Anyway, come the big moment

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<v Speaker 2>when she's going to I start to hang on a

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<v Speaker 2>minute's surname? Is you breathing for three? Hold for two

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<v Speaker 2>and then really bro swear words get away from me?

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<v Speaker 1>One day? Course, is there anyone else on this some

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<v Speaker 1>instant ancient pain relief. These hands, can you heal? Mister

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<v Speaker 1>Aggie is on the ward ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a wild ride for the bikes, all right, So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going in like that, Christian. My mother was

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<v Speaker 2>being taken to hospital. Right before they took her out

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<v Speaker 2>the house on stretcher, she screamed at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Grabbed my lipstick and helped mirror. I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>seeing lots of people today, Natty. What rip her? Mum?

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<v Speaker 2>You've got I can imagine the right Now we've got

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<v Speaker 2>Samya on the line. Now, good morning, Welcome to the show, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened? What's your story? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Three years ago, I was in the bathroom getting ready

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<v Speaker 5>and I'll let you kid it by my hedge. Oh

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<v Speaker 5>my god, shit me in the chair and threw me

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<v Speaker 5>backwards out cold. I wake up. My daughter's there, she's

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<v Speaker 5>already called the ambos. And I looked down and there's

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<v Speaker 5>all this hair all over my legs, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>QUI give me this shaver shave on.

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<v Speaker 1>The floor in the you've just been you are kidding

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<v Speaker 1>shavy legs.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm so grateful because when I got to hospital,

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<v Speaker 5>I had about seven different doctors coming in and checking

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<v Speaker 5>on me, but not checking your legs. But my legs

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<v Speaker 5>are all nice and.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen the no, there's no nerve damage.

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<v Speaker 2>But do somewhere, lady, do something about these legs, because

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<v Speaker 2>you really let yourself go. There's about six weeks worth

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<v Speaker 2>of undergrowth here.

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<v Speaker 5>They might not have given me, you know, really good chaos.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought I didn't take care of.

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<v Speaker 1>God.

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<v Speaker 2>What a fantastic story right out the gates. Have a

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<v Speaker 2>great day, thank you, and good morning. Hello, and welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to the show. What's your story for us today?

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you. I think it's the same sort of theme

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<v Speaker 6>as your first caller here.

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a bit embarrassing. Actually, I was in labor and

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<v Speaker 6>my waters broke and they're saying, oh my god, you've

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<v Speaker 6>got to be induced straight away because I had a

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<v Speaker 6>very complicated pregnancy the first time. And I thought, no way,

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<v Speaker 6>I've got to get my bikini line done before they

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<v Speaker 6>induced me.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to be kidding out everything you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Going to go.

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<v Speaker 6>So I rang Hobby up and I said, you've got

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<v Speaker 6>to bring the wax kick down because I was already

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<v Speaker 6>at the hospital and he's going, what the hell? And

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<v Speaker 6>I said, yep, you've got to bring it down. So

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<v Speaker 6>the nurses going hurry, you know, come on, we've got

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<v Speaker 6>to get you in. This is you know, important obviously, Hey,

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<v Speaker 6>races down, gets me the nere I don't know if

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<v Speaker 6>you know me, Yeah, got it. And I was sitting

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<v Speaker 6>in the bathroom trying to you know, do the procedure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jim's gardening this.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well yeah, it was quite embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>But I can just imagine Kevin McLeod go, look at

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<v Speaker 2>the front yardage here is immaculate, you know, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Grand designs.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible stuff and very funny story.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much for sharing that with us today.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you, bye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>How we got here? Danny, Diane, Diane.

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<v Speaker 7>Yea, Diane, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, Diane, Welcome to the show. Die off you go.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you. Already some years ago, my husband and I

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<v Speaker 7>were in a very compromising position.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds that you are now you're not. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>back at it, are you?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 6>No, not quite.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh so we reached I'm trying to be really careful.

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<v Speaker 5>What I say.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you reached the end of the movie.

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<v Speaker 7>Absolutely, and there were fireworks.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>The case well, for both parties anyway.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow, well mainly for me, that's what I was concerned with. Anyhow.

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<v Speaker 7>So we get there and we get this all mighty

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<v Speaker 7>pain are head like like an explosion. Now I'm kind

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<v Speaker 7>of spreading or still and yeah, still quite happy. Don't

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<v Speaker 7>have coll an ambulance. I think I'm dying.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to because you had what it's so good? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to share it with them.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's called a thunderclap, migraine.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you get a thunderclap from somebody. Lucky you.

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<v Speaker 7>Clap anyway.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh, you got a hospital.

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<v Speaker 7>That's like the hospital I do the lumber.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's it? Agony?

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<v Speaker 7>You terrible?

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<v Speaker 1>So he went from ecstasy to agony.

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<v Speaker 7>Well that's married.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>You should learn him out the weekend. You could make

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<v Speaker 2>a fortune. You could train other man. I don't need

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<v Speaker 2>any help.

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<v Speaker 7>The training doctors all come in. This happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder you must be so so unusual.

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<v Speaker 7>Apparently not.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful.

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<v Speaker 7>We're more careful today.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we did not think we get this story today.

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<v Speaker 2>You learned something new every day, Diane. That's yeah all right, Diane, thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You very much. Where do we need to fare yourself off?

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<v Speaker 1>Scar here