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Speaker 2: on the show, we were talking about have your kids
Speaker 2: injured you? And Tracy called in and one of her
Speaker 2: kids injured her foot top of her foot with a
Speaker 2: chair so badly so that there was basically an arterial
Speaker 2: bleed and she got a triple zero. And then she
Speaker 2: went and got changed to dress what fit she would
Speaker 2: feel because she was just in her pjs, and I
Speaker 2: was stunned that someone would do this.
Speaker 1: She said, I can't go in like me.
Speaker 2: Yes, So the titler that she gave us today's phone
Speaker 2: in right now, which is I can't go in like this.
Speaker 2: I need to hear from people who called triple zero,
Speaker 2: or maybe someone else next to you called triple zero,
Speaker 2: and then you got changed into what you felt was
Speaker 2: an appropriate outfit to be carted away on the stretcher
Speaker 2: or in the chair, you know, or someone drove you
Speaker 2: into the hospital if you were going into labels. So
Speaker 2: I want to hear stories about people getting changed to
Speaker 2: go into hospital where it's triple zero, or someone rushing
Speaker 2: you in.
Speaker 1: That's this happened to you, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Or happened to my brother Carl when my sister in
Speaker 3: law went into labor with their daughter. He said her
Speaker 3: waters had broken and everything. It was their first baby.
Speaker 3: You know, you're very panicky when it's your first baby.
Speaker 3: It's like you just want to get and if.
Speaker 1: You've had that bag ready for about two weeks, so much.
Speaker 3: Prayer, isn't there with the first of such a build up. Anyway,
Speaker 3: He goes, hang on, I'll just go to the loop. Anyway,
Speaker 3: he was there for like ten minutes, fifteen minutes, and
Speaker 3: her contractions were getting rude.
Speaker 1: Well, he was dropping off triplets, tough for She's gone
Speaker 1: up to the bedroom.
Speaker 3: He's sitting there doing a number two, and she's like,
Speaker 3: can you please hurry up these contractions?
Speaker 1: But that is a typical man, isn't it Just like
Speaker 1: read the room. You got one job, get them there
Speaker 1: and be quiet.
Speaker 3: You can't go in like that or three minutes between
Speaker 3: these contractions, can you please hurry up? And she's got
Speaker 3: the keys in her hand and she said, I'm going
Speaker 3: to go out to the car. Just come out when
Speaker 3: you finished. Anyway, other fifteen minutes goes past. She's What
Speaker 3: on earth is going on? She's gone up there. He's
Speaker 3: having a shower.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, having a shave.
Speaker 2: Unless he's a midwife and can chime of contractions and
Speaker 2: knows we're a long way off yet.
Speaker 1: No Braxton hecks aren't here. I've got a bit of
Speaker 1: a stubble here. I have a shave. Actually, she's like
Speaker 1: I did, manaos as well. They need a little clip
Speaker 1: as well to make first impression. My shirt needs an
Speaker 1: eye like that. Happy to say.
Speaker 3: They got to the hospital on time, and about twenty
Speaker 3: minutes later, Tigan was born.
Speaker 1: So and he was in the canteen just having to
Speaker 1: quick sit down. Three.
Speaker 4: I've never been allowed to forget this. Bonnie went into labor.
Speaker 4: This was in the hospital though, and like I thought
Speaker 4: it would be a good chance to duck off for
Speaker 4: a sleep. What because like Bonnie was like, I was like, well,
Speaker 4: you're you mean like you're having the contractions? No, no, no,
Speaker 4: because I thought I'll just have a little nap like
Speaker 4: five minutes, because the contracts are gonna last a long time.
Speaker 1: They can do. I've been to this the two girls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not coming out quickly something exactly. So I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna like, can I just go in the corner and
Speaker 1: have a little little nap. You're not hurting anyone and
Speaker 1: we are by standings. No you're not.
Speaker 2: You were a bystander in You've done your bit nine
Speaker 2: months ago, exactly right, And it is just a bit addicts,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: And she's like, I can't believe you were going to
Speaker 4: go and have a sleep while I'm lying there in pain.
Speaker 2: And they never forget those stories, right, Sarah, and forgets
Speaker 2: when she went in to go and have ruby on
Speaker 2: first daughter, and I'd made all this food for her
Speaker 2: obviously keep the energy up because it can go on
Speaker 2: for hours, and it had been going on for a
Speaker 2: couple of hours and nothing was happening in that and
Speaker 2: I thought, and I said, hey, do you want those sandwiches?
Speaker 1: She was not now, Chris, not now.
Speaker 2: It's although I might as well eat them, so I
Speaker 2: hate them all right, two rounds of sandwiches, right, I
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: God, goddamn good sandwiches though, shame and we didn't get
Speaker 1: away anyway.
Speaker 2: Across half an hour later she goes, you bloody starving,
Speaker 2: you know, when you know I'm in a world of
Speaker 2: pain right now, She goes.
Speaker 1: Can I have those sandwiches went, I mean.
Speaker 2: They won't even for you, they want it even for
Speaker 2: you at no point. It's all the books you reader,
Speaker 2: and make sure, dear man, you are adequately resourced for snacks.
Speaker 1: You've got a long day interview, buddy, because you find
Speaker 1: yourself with that much to do. It's so much to do,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you said of like you're striking the arm
Speaker 4: being there for them and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: I'd gone on a one day acute point sort of
Speaker 2: pressure point thing to relieve pain to help Sarah, right,
Speaker 2: And so this woman taught me how to help Sarah's
Speaker 2: throat all with natural pain release, using the ancient tennonogy
Speaker 2: of acupuncture, but using pressure points to do what the
Speaker 2: needers would do with myself. Anyway, I've been practicing with
Speaker 2: staring it out during the build up when she was
Speaker 2: in pain, I was not. There's a point on the
Speaker 2: anchor and stuff of that. Anyway, come the big moment
Speaker 2: when she's going to I start to hang on a
Speaker 2: minute's surname? Is you breathing for three? Hold for two
Speaker 2: and then really bro swear words get away from me?
Speaker 1: One day? Course, is there anyone else on this some
Speaker 1: instant ancient pain relief. These hands, can you heal? Mister
Speaker 1: Aggie is on the ward ladies.
Speaker 2: It's a wild ride for the bikes, all right, So
Speaker 2: I'm not going in like that, Christian. My mother was
Speaker 2: being taken to hospital. Right before they took her out
Speaker 2: the house on stretcher, she screamed at me.
Speaker 1: Grabbed my lipstick and helped mirror. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: seeing lots of people today, Natty. What rip her? Mum?
Speaker 2: You've got I can imagine the right Now we've got
Speaker 2: Samya on the line. Now, good morning, Welcome to the show, Christian.
Speaker 1: So what happened? What's your story? Oh?
Speaker 5: Three years ago, I was in the bathroom getting ready
Speaker 5: and I'll let you kid it by my hedge. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, shit me in the chair and threw me
Speaker 5: backwards out cold. I wake up. My daughter's there, she's
Speaker 5: already called the ambos. And I looked down and there's
Speaker 5: all this hair all over my legs, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: QUI give me this shaver shave on.
Speaker 1: The floor in the you've just been you are kidding
Speaker 1: shavy legs.
Speaker 5: And I'm so grateful because when I got to hospital,
Speaker 5: I had about seven different doctors coming in and checking
Speaker 5: on me, but not checking your legs. But my legs
Speaker 5: are all nice and.
Speaker 1: Listen the no, there's no nerve damage.
Speaker 2: But do somewhere, lady, do something about these legs, because
Speaker 2: you really let yourself go. There's about six weeks worth
Speaker 2: of undergrowth here.
Speaker 5: They might not have given me, you know, really good chaos.
Speaker 5: I thought I didn't take care of.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: What a fantastic story right out the gates. Have a
Speaker 2: great day, thank you, and good morning. Hello, and welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. What's your story for us today?
Speaker 6: Thank you. I think it's the same sort of theme
Speaker 6: as your first caller here.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 6: It's a bit embarrassing. Actually, I was in labor and
Speaker 6: my waters broke and they're saying, oh my god, you've
Speaker 6: got to be induced straight away because I had a
Speaker 6: very complicated pregnancy the first time. And I thought, no way,
Speaker 6: I've got to get my bikini line done before they
Speaker 6: induced me.
Speaker 1: You've got to be kidding out everything you're.
Speaker 4: Going to go.
Speaker 6: So I rang Hobby up and I said, you've got
Speaker 6: to bring the wax kick down because I was already
Speaker 6: at the hospital and he's going, what the hell? And
Speaker 6: I said, yep, you've got to bring it down. So
Speaker 6: the nurses going hurry, you know, come on, we've got
Speaker 6: to get you in. This is you know, important obviously, Hey,
Speaker 6: races down, gets me the nere I don't know if
Speaker 6: you know me, Yeah, got it. And I was sitting
Speaker 6: in the bathroom trying to you know, do the procedure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jim's gardening this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well yeah, it was quite embarrassing.
Speaker 2: But I can just imagine Kevin McLeod go, look at
Speaker 2: the front yardage here is immaculate, you know, exactly.
Speaker 1: Come on, Grand designs.
Speaker 2: Incredible stuff and very funny story.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for sharing that with us today.
Speaker 6: Thank you, bye bye.
Speaker 1: How we got here? Danny, Diane, Diane.
Speaker 7: Yea, Diane, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good, Diane, Welcome to the show. Die off you go.
Speaker 7: Thank you. Already some years ago, my husband and I
Speaker 7: were in a very compromising position.
Speaker 1: It sounds that you are now you're not. You're not
Speaker 1: back at it, are you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, not quite.
Speaker 7: Oh so we reached I'm trying to be really careful.
Speaker 5: What I say.
Speaker 1: Okay, you reached the end of the movie.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, and there were fireworks.
Speaker 6: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: The case well, for both parties anyway.
Speaker 7: Wow, well mainly for me, that's what I was concerned with. Anyhow.
Speaker 7: So we get there and we get this all mighty
Speaker 7: pain are head like like an explosion. Now I'm kind
Speaker 7: of spreading or still and yeah, still quite happy. Don't
Speaker 7: have coll an ambulance. I think I'm dying.
Speaker 1: You have to because you had what it's so good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to share it with them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's called a thunderclap, migraine.
Speaker 1: No, you get a thunderclap from somebody. Lucky you.
Speaker 7: Clap anyway.
Speaker 6: Uh, you got a hospital.
Speaker 7: That's like the hospital I do the lumber.
Speaker 1: So what's it? Agony?
Speaker 7: You terrible?
Speaker 1: So he went from ecstasy to agony.
Speaker 7: Well that's married.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: You should learn him out the weekend. You could make
Speaker 2: a fortune. You could train other man. I don't need
Speaker 2: any help.
Speaker 7: The training doctors all come in. This happened.
Speaker 1: I wonder you must be so so unusual.
Speaker 7: Apparently not.
Speaker 1: Be careful.
Speaker 7: We're more careful today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did not think we get this story today.
Speaker 2: You learned something new every day, Diane. That's yeah all right, Diane, thank.
Speaker 1: You very much. Where do we need to fare yourself off?
Speaker 1: Scar here