WEBVTT - The best of THE PICKUP - 23rd July 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:05.240 Life Uncut Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:09.080 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:11.880 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:15.320 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:18.680 people's today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:19.520 the Aurora Nation. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:26.360 Hello and welcome to the Life on Cut podcast. I'm Laura, I'm. 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:30.720 Mitch, and I'm Forritty and everyone is very confused. Well, 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:33.040 this is our radio show. Is where we package up 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:35.559 the best bits of the pick up bring them right 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:36.959 here so you don't have to listen to the whole 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:37.320 show live. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.800 We had a pretty eclectic week this week, didn't we have. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.320 We have a lot of fun, you know what. We 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.720 just pay each other out the whole time and. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:45.400 Then call it radio. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:49.440 Yeah, we're the three best friends we ever had. All right, Well, 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:52.200 on this week's episode. On this week's show, I talked 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.440 about it very embarrassing, not very embarrassing, just like a 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:58.120 really awkward small talk moment. I think there's all always 0:00:58.160 --> 0:00:59.960 moments in life, like getting a papsmere where you've got 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:03.400 make small talk, or like I don't know, give me another. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.920 Either way, but it's it's I find it awkward small 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.319 talk when it's like not maybe not the situation, but 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.720 you know when you're walking down the street and you're like, hey, 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.160 how are you, and you're like good, how are you? 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.000 They're like good and you and you're like damn it? 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.480 You know, do you stop or do you keep walking? 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.560 You just do the high high If someone says how 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.240 are you, that's good. That's why. If you're crossing someone 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.080 in the street, you just say hi. You don't go 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.000 how are you? There's no time for a reply. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:32.400 No, yeah, just I blink five times. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.560 And you should reminded me. I'm just gonna go row 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:36.440 and tell your story here. I just thought of this 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:39.800 right now, probably like a week only a week ago. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.720 I was I just got Delilah back, and I was 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:44.240 walking up the road, like a really busy road, and 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:46.000 I saw someone on you on the up side of 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:47.720 the road. But I don't know them well. I just 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.680 know them from the dog park. They were sitting down 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.080 at a table and I had their dop and we 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:55.000 sort of waved across and I stopped awkwardly to wave 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:56.440 to each other, and they just sort of looked for 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.560 too long. So I sort of pointed across the road 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.520 and I was like, oh, come over, like I'll come 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:03.120 say hi, and they're like, oh, okay. And then so 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:04.560 we're looking at it each other across the road and 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:05.760 I was waiting on the side of the road and 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.080 the traffic was so busy. 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.920 I start there for like twelve minutes. I couldn't get 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:10.640 across the road. 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.160 And then we kept like awkwardly looking at each other. 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:14.520 They wanted to get on with their date night. I 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.480 just ended up going I'll see you later and I 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:17.600 just walked home alone. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.800 All right, Well, I mean that is pretty awkward, but 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.080 I think I have topped it. I think I have 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:25.760 found the most awkward moment to have small talk. I 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:28.880 did it on the weekend and it was fucking horrible. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.399 Okay, well I have, like I've said, I'm in my 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.360 health and wellness Era, my gup, I'm in my gweneth Era. 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:36.360 What was your hot girl song you're playing just before? 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:36.560 Oh? 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.440 Can I play it? Will you guys get copy written stricken? 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:40.000 Probably five second copy stricken? 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:41.000 Is that all you've got? 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.600 I don't know somewhere around there right, this is my 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:43.680 only ever just play a little time. 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:45.040 Did your podcast too. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.840 If you know? Of course, I know, I'm just adding 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:48.200 some drama. I know you're not going to get copy 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:49.480 written stricken. You're the biggest show in. 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.720 The world, which is probably even more right. 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.400 This is my hot girl song, like this is picture 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:59.160 me Mitch cheery, gorgeous body walking inactive wear, head to 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.400 toe Lulu lam and this is what I'm playing on 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:08.600 my AirPods. Yes, I don't care. I'm been my pretty girl. 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:12.079 You love? 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:15.280 This is so ye me just wait ready. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:15.560 This is brief. 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:17.600 We played five seconds now. 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:24.120 That's fine. I'm yeah, this is my it's my theme song. 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:24.880 Can I say? 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:26.760 There are so many lifers in my dms, like, hey, 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:27.799 have you got cock yet? 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:29.600 They're also into it. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.600 They're very invested, especially in a breakup, have you because 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:34.320 you've not told me that exactly yet. 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:38.080 I haven't and I haven't got asked yet. I've done nothing. 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:38.920 That's a shame. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:42.120 I I've getten hit on left, right and Santa, you 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:43.360 could have it any night you want. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.080 Yeah, the dms are not so. I'm enjoying the d ms, 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:49.880 but I haven't got the orifice or yet. That'll get 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:50.360 copy written. 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:50.720 The stricken. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:53.960 Thank you for the time, the details, and when you 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.000 do get orifice or pole. I hope that we are 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:56.960 the first people, the. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.520 First I have joined a gym. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.040 Anyway, something awkward happened with me and my personal trainer, 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:03.800 and it was it was when you say a lie 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:05.840 or you get kind of you kind of say something 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.400 that's not true, but then it goes that awkward period 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.360 of time that you can't then change it, Like I've 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:12.720 told him something factually incorrect about me. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:14.200 Yeah, and then you just stick to it forever. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:15.920 Oh yeah, yeah, you have to die. 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:16.760 On that hill totally. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.679 And it's now gotten to the point where I can't 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.880 go back and change what I've told him, but he 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:22.159 believes this to be truth. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.080 Ah, so bad. I think you just get a new 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:25.120 PT trainer. 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:26.839 Yeah, I think so yeah, or move countries. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:27.040 Well. 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.240 I have big news about the brand new series of 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:34.000 The Bachelor in America. It is the most progressive, wildest 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.440 casting that they have ever had, and I reckon it's 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.480 going to be the best season yet and it. 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.360 Is a white man. There's so much more on the show. 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.080 We hope you guys love it. I discovered over the 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:51.200 weekend that I am old I stopped, look, try and 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.600 make it a little bit more convincing. Miss I discovered 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:56.880 I'm old, and I made this discovery, and it's something 0:04:56.920 --> 0:05:00.000 that you also maybe make will make the same discovery. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.280 I was in the middle of reading an article and 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.800 it said that if you hold your phone and scroll 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:09.320 through apps using your index finger, not your thumb, you're old. 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.560 And as I look down at my phone, I was 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:15.279 there scrolling. Well, firstly with my index. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:17.040 Finger, you're not old, you're middle aged. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:18.839 I think I'm heading into the older. 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.320 How old you actually label it? 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.240 I'm thirty seven, guys, but I'm old at heart. 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.000 We get did you get a heart check? You? Okay? 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:31.360 I am. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:34.960 I scroll with my thumb. I'm a thumb scroll as. 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.520 Everyone scrolls with their thumb. It's not it's not Moses 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.279 etching into the ten commands. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:41.720 I hold it with my left hand and I scroll 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:45.560 with my index hold it like this and I click 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.800 it up and then I scroll with one. 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:49.840 Why do you know why? 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:51.560 And this is not a dig at you. This is 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.040 someone that knows you like the back of my hand. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:56.719 It's because you only do one thing at a time. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.480 You can't concentrate, so you've got two hands to use it, 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.480 but most people are doing things simultaneously, so they're scrolling 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:03.240 with their thumb. 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.440 I love that you think this, but according to this article, 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.000 it's just because I'm pretty much a boomer. But there 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:09.720 was something else that happened to me. It all kind 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.120 of came to a head on the one weekend, so 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.120 we went out for a staff dinner for Tony May. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.200 I have a couple of employees who are in their 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:18.840 early twenties and they're all on Hinge, and they're on Bumble, 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.120 and they're on Tinder, and they're doing the dating apps. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.560 And it's been a while since I've bet on the 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:26.760 dating apps, but I really really enjoy when I can 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.800 get someone else's and kind of just you know, send 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:32.000 a few. Which is weird. Weird that the thirty seven 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:34.360 year old boss was sending messages to the twenty one 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:37.599 year old employees Hinge matches. There's probably some sort of 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.039 so morally, probably not great, probably some sort of hr 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:41.240 thing that I'm going to have to I'll give you. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:42.720 A Christmas bonus, give me your Tinder. 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:45.000 No, So, there was this boy on Hinge and I 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:48.000 was replying for my staff Julie. Yeah, I was he's 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.680 twenty one. I was riding back for her. She wanted 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.840 to meet up with him, and I sent a little message. 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:53.920 One letter at a time. Did it take you an 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:56.600 hour at a How are you with my finger? 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.960 I sent a message and I showed it to her, 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:03.120 and she looked at me, and she goes, what the 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.839 hell is wrong with you? She's like, how many emojis 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:07.919 and capital letters are you going to use? In the 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:12.080 one paragraph? I sent like a crying laughing face and 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.080 then a couple of exclamation marks, and like, you know, obviously. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:15.680 I wrote doughnut water. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.320 I wrote a sentence, but I expressed my emotions through 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:22.640 the emojis, which is what they're there for. Apparently old 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:23.320 people do that. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.280 I love an emoji. I emoji Lefrence, and I only 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.760 communicate with my partner Bend with emojis. We don't actually talk. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.160 Well, this might actually mean that you're a boomer now 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.520 And if you use the crying laughing face too often, 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:34.760 you're certainly an old person. 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:36.920 And I just say something on behalf of the gen 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:40.440 z of the show. Yes, I am oh. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:41.240 He's angry about it. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.120 I am okay, let's give it. Let's give it. I'm 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:48.040 born ninety five. I'm by gender all I can. I 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.360 can be gen z or I can be millennial, and 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.320 you're bi generational, and I identify as gen z. And 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.400 let me tell you this is how you know you're old. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.680 I haven't used an emoji since they first came out. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.760 I tested them day one, called bullshit. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:08.360 Yeah, because I'm trying to I speak your LANGUAGEXT. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:09.200 Messages on airlight Okay, Nope, that was me that sent that. 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:17.840 That sent that on me, and there's none on me. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.920 I don't use emojis. Point one, that's how you know 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:20.320 you're old. 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:25.520 Point two, gen zs gen ztters us do not capitalize letters. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.680 I've gone so far as to turn it off in 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:29.320 my settings auto capitalization. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:30.440 Everything's lower case. 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:34.600 Why would somebody intentionally go out of their way to 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:35.640 use bad grammar. 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.679 I don't understand bad grammar. It's the way we have 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.880 a normal conversation. If I capitalized the start of every 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:43.959 word while we spoke dumb, you don't. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:48.080 Go on go on three months ago, shockface, I didn't 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:53.000 send that. You only capitalize the first letter of the sentence, 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:56.280 not every word. Why why it's. 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.480 A country like Australia, Why. 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:00.520 Are gen Z not doing that because it's a conversation. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.720 We don't. We don't care. You Gottas care too much, 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:04.040 gen Z don't care. 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:05.640 Yeah, we care about education. 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:07.200 It's important. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.880 I'm educated. Thank you. And also I'll say I use 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:11.600 that emoji because I was talking too much. I knew 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.679 who my audience was. When you talk to an old person, 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.760 you go, how was cyre? 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.760 They I don't get and I will never. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:23.360 I am never gon to dumb myself down. These little 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.880 kidlets that are running around thinking it's not cool to 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:29.000 punctuate and use capital letters. I'm sorry. You go for 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.800 a job and write a CV and don't use grammar. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.640 And see how that far that gets? I kind of speak, 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.000 See how far I gets you? 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:35.280 Well? 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:35.960 Right emoji? 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:41.520 What what I I Am getting from this is that Britt, 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:42.360 you are also old? 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.360 Yes, thank you in the lowercase. As you know, I've 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.560 been lifting that iron at the gym. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:51.840 You're in your hot boy era. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:53.400 I'm in my hot boy. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:57.200 Era, in your fitness era, health era. You are unstoppable, 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:58.160 tenkilas down. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:59.640 I'm going to the gym twice a week. I got 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.679 my cellf a personal trainer. Who the hell am I? 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:02.920 I know? 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.720 Do you know what somebody who's committed to the cause. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:07.480 Eleven kilos? Don't you wrong yourself? 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:08.880 Thank you? I've got that one. That was the poof 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:09.559 that I did this morning. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:11.000 It doesn't count. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:11.360 I am. 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:13.760 My personal trainer is a lovely guy named Lee. To 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.079 be honest, I thought it was a woman at first. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.680 When I turned off, I'm like, where is she? And 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.520 it was a man named Lee. Like oh, because just 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.200 because of the name, yeah, I was expecting a woman. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.360 But it was a man. So Lee is my personal trainer, 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.480 and the most horrific thing has happened, and I need 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.120 to sort of brainstorm some ideas of how I can 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:28.920 get out of this mess that I've entited. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:29.600 What happened. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:31.160 So, you know, a personal trainer sits there with you 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:33.600 and they count your reps while you're doing We're doing 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.320 a lap pull down, so the bar above your head, 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:35.760 you pull it down. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:36.400 Here, we got it. 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.360 You don't have to talk about it. You're doing an exercise. 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:39.880 We're doing an exercise and he's standing there in his 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:42.120 counting one to ten and he's sort of going, why 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.559 are you here? Talk to me about why you want 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:45.440 to be at the gym. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.040 Because this is what you do when you get in 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:48.960 your hairdress there getting your pet, you give them all 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:50.120 your life in fun totally. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.160 You want to know any your goal. Yeah, and Jim's 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.920 very It's always incited by something, you know. And for 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:56.319 me it was the breakup and I went through a 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:58.400 couple of months ago with my long term partner. I've 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.240 spoken about it at length on the show. And he 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:01.760 goes to me, oh, you've been through a breakup. 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:02.360 I went yeah. 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:02.760 Four. 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:04.880 So I pulled the chin down talking about the breakup. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:05.440 He went six. 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.360 You know, we're getting to ten reps. I'm exhausted. I'm 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.600 not really focusing, you know, like I'm thinking about getting 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:10.240 to ten reps. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:11.920 So I take a breath. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:15.680 And relax, concentrating nine and he goes, so with the breakup, 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:17.320 did you break up with your missus or did she 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:21.280 break up with you? Ten? Droped the weights and I went, oh, 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.000 I broke up. I break up with her. It was 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.480 me who broke up with her. My partner was a man. 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:28.960 Why did you so? 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.200 Now he thinks that you were in a heterosexual relationship 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:32.880 with com. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:34.319 How long ago did this happen? 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.400 Two weeks ago is my third week of training. I've 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:38.160 got a session tomorrow, and at. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.280 No point you've cleared up. At no point have you 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:41.040 said I'm gay. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:43.520 Hey, yeah, after we do the sit down roller. Remember 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.199 how I told you I had a girlfriend. H I 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.000 actually have a boyfriend. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:47.800 Right now, I'll bring it out. Okay, So it's been 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.560 two weeks. I'm only assuming there's been more conversation about it. 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.720 Have you just been rolling with the yeah she did. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.400 This, she did that. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:56.320 It's gone too deep. I'm like, yeah, it was her 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:57.720 ovaries that really got me. 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:01.480 In the end, I don't know what to say. 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:05.080 Okay, So has it come up again and you've continued. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:05.760 With the lie. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.280 He hasn't brought up a herb. But anytime we talk 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:10.120 about my ex, I just said, it's. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:10.760 Implied it was a woman. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:15.240 Oh yes, they do. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.680 I call him and air this out on on air. 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.480 I know, because the relationship is really good and the 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.480 PT is great. We have great session, probably because you 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:23.920 think some one of the bros. 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.160 Do you Okay, he was sure that he's not going 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.240 to treat you any different if he finds out that 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:28.520 your ex was actually a boy. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:30.160 No, no, of course. But it's one of those things 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:32.280 that's gone on so far that I actually think it's 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:35.280 probably safer and easier. 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:40.079 Not big anymore. I commit to the course and. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:41.920 Go all the Well, I don't have Tinder yet, so 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.040 maybe I can download and just switch to women and 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:45.240 we'll try on. 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:46.040 People are calling through. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.120 I think they're trying to make me feel better, Melinda, Hi, 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:49.240 did you get caught in a lie? 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:50.520 Hi? 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:51.800 Mitch, thank you for having me on. 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:52.560 Yes, I have. 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:55.720 Well, it's still kind of going a little bit. But 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.679 I got down to my local cafe shops and I 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.800 ordered a coffee about twelve months ago, and I ordered 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.280 it on oat milk, but the guy serving was really 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.280 cute and he gave it to me on full cream milk. 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:09.360 And the thing is, I'm lactose in no. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:11.120 Yeah. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.400 So it's like it's a mess, honestly, like and I 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.719 just can't help it. I get mesmerized and I just 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.240 go with it. And he's like the regular and. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:22.400 I'm like, yes, then you go to work and just 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:26.120 shoot yourself plactic she'll die, but she's like, yes, yes, 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:26.959 that's surely in. 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:28.840 This instance you can just say, hey, I've changed my 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.560 milk and then get him to update it. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:33.720 Melinda. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.520 It's all like he's the way like, you know, he's 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.600 sitting there propping and start propping. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:39.480 He's propping. 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.640 I don't know that helps. 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:47.040 For Melinda, but not me, Hey Lee, I've changed my sexuality. 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:51.439 Sometimes people realize they're gay and they do change. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.880 It, all right, How long did you continue the life for? These? 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:54.520 Calls are great? 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.040 Hi Ella Ella? How long did you. 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.160 Continue the life for hey guys? 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:03.280 A deeply uncomfortable scenario. I have a family that I 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:06.040 regularly bump into at the shops who have mistaken me 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:10.480 for their children's swimming coach a very long time ago. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:14.440 I'm talking like over ten years, and every time I 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:17.280 see them, they ask me more questions about the sister 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:20.680 I do not have and my love life, which is 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:22.479 just I just have to make stuff. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:22.760 Up all the time. 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:24.160 It's so bad. 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:29.320 Because you've just gone too deep. You can't after years. Spoiler, 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:30.080 it's not actually me. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.480 Why did you play along with it in the first place? 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:34.280 I think I was too flustered. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:35.240 I just had to. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:40.960 Also such a niche coach, sec. 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:43.680 I've never coached swimming in my life. 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:44.880 Can you swim? 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:48.240 I can swim okay, but I wouldn't be teaching kids. 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:49.480 Close so good? 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:49.960 Do you know? 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:52.080 I This is reminded me when I worked at a 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:54.880 hospital a while ago. I had a lady that called 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:56.760 me Bridget. She called me the wrong name and I 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:58.480 just let it go at the start, and then it 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.440 got too deep and I couldn't correct a. She came 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:05.080 in so confidently Bridget, great to see you. Two years 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:06.400 I let her call me Bridget. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:07.040 I had to quit. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:08.880 I couldn't just go and tell her I had to quit. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:10.960 Would be walking down the corna and she's like, Bridget, 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:11.400 what up? 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:12.960 And all my who's she talking to? 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:14.400 And I was like, it's a long story, don't I 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:16.120 don't have time to explain. It comes close. 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:17.760 I'm Bridget, all right, So I'm just going to be 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.520 straight from now on at the gym. Is that where 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:20.200