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Speaker 3: Good morning, It's to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show and Gold
Speaker 3: one o four point three is just coming off for
Speaker 3: two minutes past six, show number forty seven. Good morning, Pats, Hey,
Speaker 3: how you doing?
Speaker 4: Coome on in Jack? Hey, Christian, I've been working all night.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting for the news to hit me for this
Speaker 4: Melbourne song. Hey feelingm I've only got only got one
Speaker 4: half rime at the moment. What in twenty four hours?
Speaker 3: Oh listen, you know yesterday was very exciting out of
Speaker 3: the shot news that Vienna has now top called this
Speaker 3: great city is most Liverpool city in the world.
Speaker 4: We had on the yesterday the.
Speaker 3: Lord Mayor Sally cap And, who was great and she's
Speaker 3: got behind my idea of trying to get an anthem
Speaker 3: for Melbourne to go against Ultravox's miserable song from the eighties. Vienna,
Speaker 3: who's in front of me? Who can write a song?
Speaker 3: Jack post twenty four half a line.
Speaker 4: Not a lot of things wrong with Melbourne. I'm starting
Speaker 4: at the court card, isn't it. I've got something. I'll
Speaker 4: give it to you later. It's it's not great.
Speaker 3: Great, Okay, well what if I'm exciting. I've written down
Speaker 3: here on things to sort of you know, showcase happening
Speaker 3: later on today's show, updates song for Melbourne with Jack
Speaker 3: and the update.
Speaker 4: Is it's not great. So at least this moved on
Speaker 4: from yesterday.
Speaker 3: Progress bad progress.
Speaker 4: But it's not great.
Speaker 3: Also today's show and then we got incident history and
Speaker 3: we do have an update. Wow, do I have some
Speaker 3: updates from Big Al the PI. Do you remember yesterday
Speaker 3: on the show, I was paying you this sort of
Speaker 3: voice notes thing I've been getting from I've set up
Speaker 3: a WhatsApp group when I gave up my mobile number
Speaker 3: last Friday on the show and Big Hours of Private Detective,
Speaker 3: and yesterday we were hearing updates from him while he
Speaker 3: was tracking this lady who may or may not but
Speaker 3: looks like is having some kind of affair. Do you
Speaker 3: remember he was following them during the breakfast show.
Speaker 4: He was going out to the airport.
Speaker 3: If yeah, there's been an update, not just that. I
Speaker 3: conducted an interview yesterday via WhatsApp. I asked him for
Speaker 3: the top three weirdest cases he's worked on.
Speaker 4: Do you just.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you get answers and you wish you hadn't asked
Speaker 3: the stuff that human beings or two to each other.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'll play them this morning so you can
Speaker 3: hear them. It's it's shocking, also on this morning show.
Speaker 3: Then got up early this morning. Had quite a strange night.
Speaker 3: Midnight I woken up from a deep, deep, deep sleep
Speaker 3: and a deep dream. Just a voice calling me back
Speaker 3: to my bed. It was my eleven year old daughter,
Speaker 3: just going dad, Dad, Dad, dad, you know you. And
Speaker 3: she stood over me like someone at the exorcis going,
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to be sick.
Speaker 4: And all I can say.
Speaker 3: That was over me.
Speaker 4: To the toilet.
Speaker 3: And my wife is like snoring deeper sleep, or pretending
Speaker 3: to be snoring deeper sleep. So I get up with
Speaker 3: her and you know, do the thing of just breathe.
Speaker 3: It's got that clammy cold sweat, you know, when vomits coming.
Speaker 3: It's scary, isn't it. So she doesn't get she doesn't
Speaker 3: be sicking. And then my wife gets up a couple
Speaker 3: of hours later. I just get up at four o'clock,
Speaker 3: half an hour earlier than I normally do, and I
Speaker 3: was in the kitchen and start to think about the
Speaker 3: today's show. And then I saw that the slow cooker
Speaker 3: was there. And it is strange the things you get
Speaker 3: excited about when you're grown up, right, I thought, Oh,
Speaker 3: do you know what? I'm going to chuck a load
Speaker 3: of stuff now in the slow cooker. So I've got
Speaker 3: a nice casserole. So it's the family later on today.
Speaker 3: So I started shopping up some vegs. This is at
Speaker 3: four am. Chuck some meat in there. Turn that old
Speaker 3: slow cooker on hours from now. That is going to
Speaker 3: taste beautiful. So Brinks, today's show can just tank because
Speaker 3: at the back of my mind I know that I've
Speaker 3: got a nice casserole waiting for me this afternoon.
Speaker 4: Going to your priority straight and we have nothing lined
Speaker 4: up for today right now?
Speaker 3: Two hours simmering away slowly? Is that slow cooker? Have
Speaker 3: you got a slow cooker? I never used the cooking
Speaker 3: for Christmas?
Speaker 5: Yeah, get on it. Jack's very amazing.
Speaker 3: Oh, welcome to a new life. Are you and your
Speaker 3: wife beanchoed?
Speaker 4: I don't think I would have the foresight to chop
Speaker 4: veggies at four am or even at nine am.
Speaker 3: You don't really need to use it. But honestly, you
Speaker 3: can just chuckst so easy, go out for the day,
Speaker 3: and then it's it's all cooked for you, but slowly.
Speaker 5: It's like having mum do well.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 5: You live at home anyway.
Speaker 4: So that's temporarily staying at home.
Speaker 3: You know you're living there. You are living at home.
Speaker 3: You've got a slow cooker.
Speaker 5: I love it. It's someone gave it to me.
Speaker 6: I think when I had my baby shower and they
Speaker 6: said you're going to love this, and I do. It's brilliant.
Speaker 6: I just whack it on and it cooks itself. I
Speaker 6: wish it could do the housework as well.
Speaker 3: So my question this morning is things you get excited
Speaker 3: about as an adult and you just catch yourself suddenly
Speaker 3: it just catches up and you suddenly you're actually excited
Speaker 3: about a slow cooking like today, thinking, today's fine, whatever
Speaker 3: happens today, whatever bad things for my way, I'm good.
Speaker 4: I've got that casserole waiting from it. At the end
Speaker 4: of the day, it's all good.
Speaker 3: And also, do you know what I've even texted my
Speaker 3: wife going, hey, listen, when you wake up, you don't
Speaker 3: need to worry about tea. I've already got it prepping.
Speaker 3: It's in the slope cooker, you know. And I know
Speaker 3: she's going to excite and go, what's.
Speaker 5: The key to a good marriage?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 3: The brownie points that dinner's already on me. Has been
Speaker 3: cooking since four point fifteen am. Of course I haven't
Speaker 3: cleaned up. There's mess everywhere, but you can't got a candle.
Speaker 3: There's still your kids vomit all. You're going to need
Speaker 3: to clear that up, but you don't need to worry
Speaker 3: about dinner.
Speaker 4: It's on me, okay.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: We need to get the new weather reporter on. Obviously
Speaker 3: we have Pats Official Weather you know comes who gives
Speaker 3: the other weather for Australia. Then what's it called here?
Speaker 5: Perhaps you're of meteorology, love it?
Speaker 4: The Bureau, you know has an official title like that,
Speaker 4: the Bureau.
Speaker 3: Whereas we've got we've got big Job. Big John is
Speaker 3: someone who's broken out the ranks from the world's largest
Speaker 3: breakfast show. WhatsApp group that I've got At the moment,
Speaker 3: there's only a couple of spaces left, and he just
Speaker 3: left a weather report.
Speaker 4: The other morning.
Speaker 3: He's up way before any of us, and here is
Speaker 3: today's Big John weather.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, it's been John here with your daily
Speaker 7: weather report.
Speaker 3: By the way, I should just say right, I woke
Speaker 3: up this morning and I saw there were nine new messages,
Speaker 3: all within about an eight minute moment, and I realized
Speaker 3: what had happened. The pressure he did eight takes, eight
Speaker 3: takes all around forty to forty three seconds each before
Speaker 3: he got to this one. I mean, the pressure's getting
Speaker 3: to on day three, Big John. It's not too easy.
Speaker 3: There's running a trap in the morning, you know.
Speaker 7: Good morning Christian, it's been John here with your daily
Speaker 7: weather report.
Speaker 8: Well it's Thursday and it's cold outside.
Speaker 3: I've just been outside Western side.
Speaker 7: It's five point nine degrees, but it feels like one
Speaker 7: point seven, so I'm gonna have to dig my minie
Speaker 7: out again and get that on and.
Speaker 3: Off to work all go.
Speaker 7: However, today in Melbourne fifteen degrees, there is a slight
Speaker 7: chance of his sharing the late morning and afternoon.
Speaker 4: The sun will rise.
Speaker 7: Five forty anyway, off the work, I go, so have
Speaker 7: a great day and I will hear you guys shortly.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Big John. So he's adding to
Speaker 3: it every day. We got the wind last week. This
Speaker 3: morning we're getting sunrise and sunset.
Speaker 4: But what I liked about him is on day one
Speaker 4: he gave us just his vibe of what it was
Speaker 4: going to be. Didn't he give you the feeling that
Speaker 4: he was reading off an app on that one with
Speaker 4: the time of sunrise.
Speaker 3: The It's also I'm like you, now, I know what
Speaker 3: it's going to be because I listen out for whether
Speaker 3: or not he's got to dig out the beanie house,
Speaker 3: and I'm thinking fresh start today he's got this beanie houn.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, do you know what, Let's take the pressure
Speaker 3: off our friend ern You know, I know you listen
Speaker 3: right now, Big John. What about you give us the temperature,
Speaker 3: then what you think the temperature is, and then we
Speaker 3: just narrow it down to your one word weather update.
Speaker 3: Today it would have been beanie. Then we know it's
Speaker 3: a fresh start. Beanie up. Okay, get a hat or
Speaker 3: a scarf, just one word weather update. Then you haven't
Speaker 3: got to worry about it. Okay, what the temperature, what
Speaker 3: actually feels like to you is very specific? One point
Speaker 3: seven say all right, so this morning asking you Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Things you get excited about as an adult are nine
Speaker 3: four one four, one oh four three.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Rob, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: How am I pretty good this morning? One word weather? Updates,
Speaker 3: Beanie and Rob. What excites you as an adult?
Speaker 9: Well, it's took me a little while to work it out,
Speaker 9: but definitely the key thing that excites me as an
Speaker 9: adult is the fact that I don't have to go
Speaker 9: out on the weekend and I can nap.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, forget about the joy of sex, it's
Speaker 3: the joy of napping. I can drop a nap anywhere
Speaker 3: anywhere in the car.
Speaker 4: You know. My wife's driving within night.
Speaker 3: She's not even in second gear, and I'm like catching
Speaker 3: flies anywhere. The other day I went to the park,
Speaker 3: sat on a bench. I'm nodding off walking the dog.
Speaker 3: Just nap, hold the naps to take and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: just get back home before I can start napping.
Speaker 9: I can be asleep before my head. It's a pillar.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The best thing it's not being a big grown up baby.
Speaker 4: Get in in that bed.
Speaker 6: I think husbands are renowned for that, though Chris is
Speaker 6: the same.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna like to learn like I still can't nap
Speaker 4: properly and I feel groggy afterwards. I feel worse after.
Speaker 3: A young Yeah, they're gonna learn our ancient knowledge. Rob.
Speaker 3: What I do is, I won't let myself nap for
Speaker 3: an hour. I've got, you know, the little kitchen time
Speaker 3: as you can buy. I've got one upstairs in the
Speaker 3: bedroom and that's another thing.
Speaker 4: Time he Sarah, I can get it even quicker personal best.
Speaker 3: I don't let myself have more than an hour sleeps.
Speaker 4: I do not need an.
Speaker 9: Hour in the middle of the day, Golden.
Speaker 3: Do you know I reckon offices in Melbourne. They should
Speaker 3: do that. Should just have a little area where you
Speaker 3: just go and have a thirty minute nap fleet I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think in japanoges be better for productivity to go.
Speaker 6: And do They've got those pods, haven't they that you
Speaker 6: can like little yeah pod.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've got to notice. I've been
Speaker 4: trying to do it on the couch just outside the studio.
Speaker 3: Event, not between seven and eight during the show. Okay,
Speaker 3: after the show, have a nap there all right, Rob
Speaker 3: dansh you cor buddy. Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 3: four three were two of the things that excite you
Speaker 3: as a.
Speaker 1: Grown up The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 3: So I'm asking you this morning there's strange things you
Speaker 3: get excited about when you're grown up. On nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three for me, the irrational
Speaker 3: joy of a slow cooker. And you know, the twenty
Speaker 3: year old me wouldn't have got that whatsoever. It would
Speaker 3: have been really annoyed with the forty five year old
Speaker 3: version of me that takes a delight in the joy
Speaker 3: of the slow cookers. Similar and how long while you're.
Speaker 4: Out at work?
Speaker 3: And then Rob cording earlier about the joy of having
Speaker 3: a nap, which is a great, great pleasure.
Speaker 4: Mark's on the linking one of Mark.
Speaker 11: Good morning, here we go and crew crew is good,
Speaker 11: good crew?
Speaker 9: Now okay, buddy, that's the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Look, look they've been married thirty years.
Speaker 12: So I get excited.
Speaker 11: When the wife says, you know, what do you want
Speaker 11: for tea?
Speaker 12: So it's when she chooses, you know, I get to
Speaker 12: choose what's for tea?
Speaker 9: But you've got to be prepared to take her advice anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was waiting for you to realize that,
Speaker 3: because I fall in for that trap.
Speaker 4: You go, you say what you want and then they
Speaker 4: go no.
Speaker 12: Yeah, or they say you're sure you want that, and
Speaker 12: then I'll give you all the health reasons why you should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it's for your blood pressure, it's all
Speaker 3: for for your cholesterol. Oh, they can give you cancer.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, we'll just have count all right, Thanks Mark, Phil,
Speaker 3: good morning?
Speaker 11: Yeah, Gota.
Speaker 4: How are you? Phil?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Laying down? I'm telling better? Are I?
Speaker 4: Oh? Well fair enough? Yeah? And Phil?
Speaker 3: What do you look forward to?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm retiring. It's like this. I have a seven
Speaker 11: day weekend and I all ended.
Speaker 4: Why that is brilliant? You have it?
Speaker 3: So you're retired. How long have you been retired?
Speaker 11: Oh's six feet?
Speaker 4: How many? How many years have you been retired?
Speaker 11: How many?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 11: You asked me how long?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know, you're quite right. It's my fault. Fault.
Speaker 11: Years Oh, now about seven or eight?
Speaker 4: Seven or eight years? What's it like being retired, sir?
Speaker 11: I can't remember.
Speaker 3: Why are you up so early? If you're retired, you
Speaker 3: don't need to get out of bed.
Speaker 4: You can be like a student.
Speaker 11: Yeah, did you get out of bed to have a peace?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 11: Okay, get back to sleep. So put the rodeo on.
Speaker 3: You put us on hoping that we're so boring, we'll
Speaker 3: put you back to sea.
Speaker 11: But the good thing about it is that every day injured.
Speaker 11: Why there we go?
Speaker 4: Okay, it's good as he's very good? Goody?
Speaker 11: I think I know you're private detective L.
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How do you know him? Or? Don't say his name?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 11: Is it what we used to why? I used to
Speaker 11: work for a big l And if it's very big
Speaker 11: ou he has about seventy sugars that he's coffee?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: Ask is that big? Ol? Do you mind? Phil? How
Speaker 4: old are you? Sir?
Speaker 3: If you don't want me ask him?
Speaker 11: Seventy two?
Speaker 3: Seventy two? Do you know what your You're sharp as attack?
Speaker 3: I'm as sharp as you are seventy two? And Phil,
Speaker 3: do you think you might be our oldest listener?
Speaker 11: I don't know how old are I.
Speaker 3: Let's call the questions.
Speaker 4: He's wrung in, he's rung in rings around us?
Speaker 2: This one?
Speaker 4: Isn't he all right? Fell? Listen? You have a good day?
Speaker 11: Oh? You've got to get up only you know, to
Speaker 11: be any better than me?
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, all right, take care now, Phil.
Speaker 5: Blessed film.
Speaker 3: So much going on there, it's going to take me
Speaker 3: a couple of days to pick apart or what just
Speaker 3: happened in phone call. I don't know whether seventy two
Speaker 3: is our oldest listener, but anyway, whatever's trying to work
Speaker 3: out this morning.
Speaker 4: There's the things you get excited about as a grown up.
Speaker 4: Nine four one one oh.
Speaker 1: Four three, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 3: You can start a calling now on nine four one
Speaker 3: four one oh four three. No right answers yesterday morning
Speaker 3: for sounds like a song? You listen to the little
Speaker 3: sound effects. You're gonna try and work out what the
Speaker 3: song title is. This is the current one, rollover day
Speaker 3: two for this one. Someone even texted me this morning
Speaker 3: at half five their guests for it.
Speaker 4: Can I have a guess? I won't say out Land
Speaker 4: in case I get it and ruin the game, but
Speaker 4: I've written it on a No, that's not it.
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to add you to the wrong ones
Speaker 3: we had yesterday, which are these.
Speaker 12: Time after Time, Quench the Fannies. What You're waiting for Time.
Speaker 4: By Pink Point Turn Turn Turn Time.
Speaker 9: By Steve Millerbain.
Speaker 4: I forgot about the guy with the amazing pipes Acordus.
Speaker 4: All right, what do you think?
Speaker 3: The song is? Nine four one four one oh four.
Speaker 1: Three An O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: Just listen to this, Matthew Wilder and Breaking My Stride?
Speaker 3: Do you Reckon? There's a future hour on the Midweek
Speaker 3: Mixtape in songs that reference walking, walking in Memphis.
Speaker 5: Walk like an Egyptian.
Speaker 3: Brian Well as a producer on the show and also
Speaker 3: runs the music here is it's glad to me like,
Speaker 3: come on, come after walking on Sunshine? Yeah, Casey in
Speaker 3: the Sunshine Man run DMC Aerosmith, walk this way.
Speaker 5: Walk like an Egyptians.
Speaker 4: Well, there's about that's actually you know, write it down, Brian.
Speaker 4: He's not taking it seriously.
Speaker 3: All right. Let's played then the new Early Morning Game,
Speaker 3: which we've landed on this week.
Speaker 14: It's six am and time to play the Early Morning Game.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a song to me Christian.
Speaker 3: Doesn't it? Just so this is the one you're stuck
Speaker 3: on at the moment you listen to the little sound effects,
Speaker 3: you've got to work out the clues to the song title.
Speaker 4: Yesterday's guesses, Time after Time.
Speaker 12: Quench the Fani's what You're waiting for? Time by Pink Boy,
Speaker 12: Time by Steve Miller, Ban that guy.
Speaker 3: That guy's voices loosens the feelings in my mouth. All right,
Speaker 3: let's go to lines. Have you got a guest known
Speaker 3: for one for one oh four three jewels? Good morning,
Speaker 3: good morning, good morning jewels. What do you think it is?
Speaker 4: What's the song?
Speaker 5: Counting?
Speaker 11: The beat?
Speaker 4: The singers?
Speaker 3: Uh, good guess Jewels, But it's not the right answer.
Speaker 3: Tough luck, let's getta rob by guys bag go pretty good,
Speaker 3: rob Welcome to the show. What are you hearing? What
Speaker 3: do you think the song is?
Speaker 9: Is it the final can Damn by Europe?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be like a bomb chicking down to
Speaker 3: going off, but it's not the right song. Stuffluck and Gie?
Speaker 3: Is you going to say someone else? Good morning?
Speaker 11: Totally?
Speaker 4: Crystal Art ain't ang? Maybe he is if you pay
Speaker 4: him right? Total Clips of the Heart. How do you
Speaker 4: get to total the Clips of the Heart?
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, the Indica is on, so you're turning, turn around,
Speaker 9: you know.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, turn around.
Speaker 3: That's a lot more totally clips of the heart stuff
Speaker 3: like and Samantha.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 15: I'm thinking it's knock on wood, like a late seventies
Speaker 15: early eighties.
Speaker 4: So do you think the sound that you're hearing is
Speaker 4: like a tapping on wood?
Speaker 3: Yes, it could be like a light drumstick or something
Speaker 3: like that, But Samantha is not the right answer. Darren,
Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning, de man. What do you think
Speaker 3: it is?
Speaker 4: I think it might be clocks by Coldplay, That's what
Speaker 4: I've written down as well.
Speaker 11: Show me the money, show him the money.
Speaker 3: Damn it.
Speaker 4: I thought it would last for longer. It is going
Speaker 4: to last.
Speaker 3: Wrong, it's not that tough, like.
Speaker 4: Sweat to eat it. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Stephanie, good morning, Hi Christian.
Speaker 12: I think it's that didn't really care about us by
Speaker 12: Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: What how do you are?
Speaker 4: What are you hearing to get? They don't really care
Speaker 4: about us? Oh you're going for a VP and like
Speaker 4: beats per minute matches that tempo.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Check the batteries in your radio. Dear, dear Stephanie.
Speaker 3: That is I'm going to give you a prize anyway, Stephanie.
Speaker 4: Such a creative guess great.
Speaker 3: Wrong guess that is brilliant, Stephanie. I love that.
Speaker 4: Thanks according in.
Speaker 11: Lee, Yes, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 16: Lee?
Speaker 3: I'm good for this morning. I hope you as this
Speaker 3: morning mate as well. What do you think the song is?
Speaker 11: I reckon it's turned back time.
Speaker 3: Pop again. They're on that theme at the moment. Lee,
Speaker 3: It isn't that.
Speaker 4: Half of Melbourne's calling up this morning to get this.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be very disappointed if we don't think
Speaker 4: people who don't know think that it doesn't match what
Speaker 4: the song title is. Well we go, ah, of course,
Speaker 4: and will we go?
Speaker 3: I promise you will do that. It will do that.
Speaker 3: I've got one lined up though, another one that I
Speaker 3: think actually would go for weeks.
Speaker 4: We'd have to give clues. It's it's so hard anyway.
Speaker 3: Ash here you going pretty good? Ash?
Speaker 4: What do you reckon it is? Buddy?
Speaker 12: Well, I'm sitting here in the truck with the hazard lost,
Speaker 12: so I think it might be Hazards.
Speaker 17: I'm not sure the singer is Mark Allen.
Speaker 4: All Right, I tell you what you've got the right title,
Speaker 4: I'll give you it.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 3: It's Richard Marks.
Speaker 4: That is very very good going.
Speaker 3: Very good going. This is it has hazard. That's fair, right,
Speaker 3: they go, mate, you get the choice. You get either
Speaker 3: a George michael c d or all after all that,
Speaker 3: all that and you are rewarded what not with seventy.
Speaker 4: Two virgins week the ten K repet?
Speaker 3: Why do you want ash the Kingdom? You George michael C.
Speaker 3: They're going down a storm this week? All right, okay,
Speaker 3: so we won't be playing tomorrow. We have our different
Speaker 3: Friday morning game. But I'm telling you when we are about Monday,
Speaker 3: this will be the song you're trying to guess. Nothing
Speaker 3: until Monday, Nothing until Christian.
Speaker 1: O'Connell breakfast show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Next song you hear from us after the seven o'ct
Speaker 3: news could be the ten K song, could be the
Speaker 3: song we'd end up playing twice today that could win
Speaker 3: you the ten thousand dollars. And also we have an
Speaker 3: update from Big out the PI. Yesterday we had these
Speaker 3: messages from him or forty.
Speaker 18: Four in the morning. You know, we're currently sitting off
Speaker 18: this in the back of my car. All my cameras
Speaker 18: are ready and sa if you can catch this girld
Speaker 18: doing the wrong thing.
Speaker 4: Camera's ready, Higgins.
Speaker 17: We're on the move, mate.
Speaker 4: She's packed up some bags.
Speaker 17: She looks like she's jumped into an uber with a
Speaker 17: gentleman that is not her husband, and we looks like
Speaker 17: we're heading to the airport.
Speaker 3: We'll keep you posted so there are a couple of
Speaker 3: updates to follow. You can hear them in the next
Speaker 3: ten minutes.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Next song you hear from us after the seven o'clock
Speaker 3: news could be the ten k song, could be the
Speaker 3: song we'd end up playing twice today that could win
Speaker 3: you the ten thousand dollars. And also we have an
Speaker 3: update from Big Olt the PI yesterday. We had these
Speaker 3: messages from.
Speaker 18: Him by forty four in the morning. You know, I'm
Speaker 18: currently sitting off his house in the back of my car.
Speaker 18: All my cameras are ready and saf we can catch
Speaker 18: this girld doing the wrong thing.
Speaker 4: Camera's ready, Higgins.
Speaker 17: We're on the mote. She's packed up some bags. She
Speaker 17: looks like she's jumped into an uber with a gentleman
Speaker 17: that is not her husband, and we looks like we're
Speaker 17: heading to the airport.
Speaker 18: We'll keep you posted.
Speaker 3: So there are a couple of updates to follow. You
Speaker 3: can hear them in the next ten minutes.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three playing in excess.
Speaker 3: Listen like thieves. This could be the song that gets
Speaker 3: played again between now and six pm because the ten
Speaker 3: k is going to be broken today or tomorrow has
Speaker 3: to go. The money must go by the end of
Speaker 3: this week, So is today or tomorrow. All I will
Speaker 3: say is that song in excess, that band, we play
Speaker 3: them a lot on this radio station.
Speaker 4: And all I'll say is, I've got a good feeling
Speaker 4: it'll be today. But no one's told me. I've got
Speaker 4: a good feeling.
Speaker 5: Feel it in your orders, Jack, I.
Speaker 3: Think it'll be today, today or tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Listen like the significant clue or.
Speaker 10: Is it it is?
Speaker 3: I'm not the David Blaine of radio. I'm showing you
Speaker 3: at one hand. Oh what's this hand doing? He spent
Speaker 3: ten can of the back pocket.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a bad way to give it away get
Speaker 4: anything from.
Speaker 3: It's a new way. You know, those winners we've had recently,
Speaker 3: they've given us nothing. I'm just gonna put it in
Speaker 3: someone's back pocket today or tomorrow, all right, so keep
Speaker 3: listening there to gold one A four point three. Keep
Speaker 3: it locked right time now for our pi's new star
Speaker 3: of the show. When he's come out of the come
Speaker 3: out of the shadows.
Speaker 4: I guess in the shadows.
Speaker 3: He's there right now. So this guy. Then I found
Speaker 3: this guy. He joined my WhatsApp group. I'm going to
Speaker 3: give the number out in the next twenty minutes. By
Speaker 3: the way, still a couple of spaces left. It's my
Speaker 3: this is my mobile number, and I'm forming this big
Speaker 3: WhatsApp group. And this guy contacts me two days ago, said, look,
Speaker 3: I'm a PI. Do you want some updates? Whilst I'm
Speaker 3: doing my PI business during the show, I'm always listening.
Speaker 4: I'm like yeah.
Speaker 3: So he starts to leave them. You know these are
Speaker 3: these are Jerry messages. This is from the first two
Speaker 3: we had yesterday morning, five forty four.
Speaker 18: In the morning, and I'm currently sitting off his house
Speaker 18: in the back of my car. All my cameras are
Speaker 18: ready and see if we can catch this guild doing
Speaker 18: the wrong thing.
Speaker 3: So he tells me that he's on this case. Husband's
Speaker 3: hired because thinks his wife is cheating. He's got the
Speaker 3: cameras ready, and then things are about an hour later.
Speaker 4: Start moving, Higgins.
Speaker 17: We're on the move, mate.
Speaker 4: She's packed up some bags.
Speaker 17: She looks like she's jumped into an uber with a
Speaker 17: gentleman that is not her husband. And we looks like
Speaker 17: we're heading to the airport. We'll keep you posted, and then.
Speaker 3: I don't hear anything until midday. Jack, and you're Higgins,
Speaker 3: I'm Higgins. A guitar references to a classic TV show,
Speaker 3: Magnum Pi. Even if you don't know the charman about,
Speaker 3: just check out this. Back when TV shows had to
Speaker 3: have a killer, amazing, chugging guitar themed Joe and a
Speaker 3: guy with a big old trash.
Speaker 4: Oh, I could have a time machine.
Speaker 3: I'd go back and just go up so and just
Speaker 3: run my fingers to his big old tash that like
Speaker 3: Higgins did in the show. No, he had like a
Speaker 3: pencil tash. It was a show of tashes. Actually, before
Speaker 3: there was November, there was a man Pi. You didn't
Speaker 3: get on that show in this yet a proper.
Speaker 4: Tash, all right. So I called him Magnum. You our
Speaker 4: messages back and forth.
Speaker 3: I called him Magnum the TV show magnum magnum PI
Speaker 3: was Tom Selleck. He had this guy that he kind
Speaker 3: of lived in the grounds of Higgins. Strange relationship between
Speaker 3: them both.
Speaker 4: You never really knew.
Speaker 3: Was he the writer Robert Masters?
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's another show.
Speaker 3: So it went cold, Yesterda. I didn't hear anything until
Speaker 3: I got this midday.
Speaker 10: Hey, Higgins, I've been an investigator for six years. I
Speaker 10: was a soldier for five years in the Australian Army
Speaker 10: and then I was a policeman for almost ten years.
Speaker 10: I've never really been in danger doing this job. If
Speaker 10: I'm doing it correctly, the person I'm following or we're
Speaker 10: investigating will never.
Speaker 4: Know we're there.
Speaker 10: And you asked me about some weird jobs made.
Speaker 4: I could write a book.
Speaker 10: Probably the one that stands out the most. I was
Speaker 10: asked to follow a guy's young daughter because she believed
Speaker 10: she was either using or selling drugs and they wanted
Speaker 10: evidence of that so they could confront her with it. Well,
Speaker 10: I followed her and it turns out she was working
Speaker 10: at a brothel. Try explaining that one.
Speaker 4: To the pounds.
Speaker 3: I'll breaking it. I mean, this is the stuff that
Speaker 3: goes on that he has to look into. Then I
Speaker 3: make the mistake of going, oh, that's something to do
Speaker 3: with you, got any more?
Speaker 4: Got more stories for us?
Speaker 3: Big ALUs and.
Speaker 10: I had a job recently where we were all following
Speaker 10: a guy who was claiming center Link benefits, and as
Speaker 10: we continue to follow him, he was claiming seven different
Speaker 10: center Link of payments per week, which I think total
Speaker 10: to about twenty three hundred dollars he was earning a week,
Speaker 10: So not bad work if you can get.
Speaker 3: It, Jack Post he is talking about. Then there was
Speaker 3: another one he left for us.
Speaker 10: One of my all time favorite infidelity jobs was I
Speaker 10: followed a.
Speaker 4: Just by the way.
Speaker 3: I just I just wanted too because I know what's
Speaker 3: coming and I forgot. He says that one of his
Speaker 3: all time favorite infidelity jobs what you're about to hear,
Speaker 3: I couldn't stop.
Speaker 4: Thinking about right this morning, the way into work.
Speaker 3: I don't know how it could go into anyone's top
Speaker 3: favorite things, but anyway, it's his line of work, not mine.
Speaker 10: One of my all time favorite infidelity jobs was I
Speaker 10: followed a woman who was cheating on her partner, and
Speaker 10: we discovered that she was cheating on her partner with
Speaker 10: his brother.
Speaker 3: That one you lose your wife and you lose your brother,
Speaker 3: but what a big our's favorites? Hear the guys, go
Speaker 3: guys and where that tough day? Do you remember that
Speaker 3: time where he got her brother?
Speaker 4: Those were good times everyone.
Speaker 3: And let's go for a beer and we live those
Speaker 3: good times. Okay, I want to this morning. Has anyone
Speaker 3: actually used a PI? Have you ever used a PI?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to know people actually do this. They must
Speaker 3: be keeping them in their line of what have you
Speaker 3: ever used a PI?
Speaker 1: Give us a call the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one four point three.
Speaker 3: Couple of you have asked me during that song. Then,
Speaker 3: by the way, what happened to the woman and the guy?
Speaker 3: He was following them yesterday during the show? What happened?
Speaker 3: Here's the update?
Speaker 4: Good afternoon.
Speaker 19: Higgins magnum here followed target to the airport where she target.
Speaker 4: We'll feel that we'll hear that target.
Speaker 19: Good afternoon, Higgins magnum here followed Target to the airport
Speaker 19: where she bordered a plane with unknown male two. I
Speaker 19: then had to call some investigators from Queensland to take
Speaker 19: up the surveillance up there, and I was informed later
Speaker 19: in the day that they had an enjoining flight.
Speaker 3: It's lovely there.
Speaker 4: I'll keep you posting. I can't believe he's got a
Speaker 4: national operation. He can call people in Queensland who.
Speaker 3: Got connections to look like a PI network or something.
Speaker 3: You know, they all some sort of like some clandestine
Speaker 3: organization where like a hotline or something.
Speaker 4: Do you advertise a PI? I don't know.
Speaker 3: And also when the phone goes and it's another PI,
Speaker 3: you go it's PI, big ol know?
Speaker 4: Or do they get the names confused? Right?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 4: Sorry, big Oul, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Looking in their notes or something. It's been a
Speaker 3: lot going on there. So we're asking this morning, have
Speaker 3: you ever used a PI? On nine four one four
Speaker 3: one four three. Now we do have someone online and
Speaker 3: to protect their identity, we've given her a Hollywood name.
Speaker 3: It's Sarah Jessica Parker. Good morning guy, Hey, good morning,
Speaker 3: Sarah Jessica Parker obviously living off the rowties of Sex
Speaker 3: and the City at the moment. But so you try
Speaker 3: to hire a PI.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, for my girlfriend. We weren't really in a
Speaker 12: position because you know, I haven't been working a lot lately,
Speaker 12: so we didn't have a lot of money. So we
Speaker 12: decided to try something ourselves. We went and we went
Speaker 12: and purchased purchased a DPS that has a very strong
Speaker 12: magnet that sits underneath your car.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you can actually buy those. I seen
Speaker 3: them in movies and put them on. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 3: know they where'd you buy something like that?
Speaker 12: I just over in ALTONA.
Speaker 4: Yes, over there.
Speaker 3: You know that you got owls outdoors and it's now
Speaker 3: just owls. It's like Pi's.
Speaker 12: Absolutely absolutely So what what I had to do was
Speaker 12: she told me, you know what time he normally goes
Speaker 12: to work, and roughly where he parked when he could
Speaker 12: he commutes, so six o'clock in the morning, on driving
Speaker 12: around a car park looking for his car, which was
Speaker 12: quite easy to identify, so it wasn't too bad. But
Speaker 12: I had to get down on my hands and knees
Speaker 12: and you know, have to watch for people and put
Speaker 12: this device underneath his car. And we tracked him for
Speaker 12: a few weeks.
Speaker 3: You attracked him for a few weeks. And what do
Speaker 3: you track them on? Is it something on a like
Speaker 3: an app or or a laptop like a tracking thing
Speaker 3: like Google Maps.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's both. You can have the app on your
Speaker 12: phone and and also on the on the internet, and.
Speaker 3: Does it make that noise like in the movies, goes boo,
Speaker 3: he's moving out of range.
Speaker 12: No no noises, But it was It was a lot
Speaker 12: of fun just checking and seeing exactly where.
Speaker 4: He was going. S doing you and your friend are
Speaker 4: you running?
Speaker 3: You're looking at this in shifts because obviously you're not professional.
Speaker 3: So are you doing like nine till one? And then
Speaker 3: your mate those one till four?
Speaker 12: And so somebody I know we got We did get
Speaker 12: the top of the range device that does hold history
Speaker 12: for us, so we didn't have to stay up for
Speaker 12: all hours.
Speaker 15: That was good.
Speaker 3: And what did you did you mind me asking this?
Speaker 3: There was two personal that you don't need to tell me.
Speaker 3: But what did you find out?
Speaker 4: What was he up to? No good?
Speaker 12: No, he just went to Bunning's. Too much.
Speaker 4: Any question I'm going to ask on this show ever?
Speaker 4: Just love bodies? That is classic shot the show. Now
Speaker 4: we're not going to get anything funnier. Let's just go home.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is Thank you so much for
Speaker 4: saying that.
Speaker 15: We really thought that he was up to no good.
Speaker 12: I mean we were going to go and hire Burker's
Speaker 12: and follow him and all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3: Listen, if you're hiring Burker's, I'd be even more alerted.
Speaker 3: If someone behind me was walking down the street following
Speaker 3: me wearing a burker you'd stand out more surely.
Speaker 12: No, no, if we'd be disgrace you know.
Speaker 4: So if he was innocent, why are you protecting your identity?
Speaker 12: Well, because he doesn't know that we did it, and
Speaker 12: I don't want him to know that we did it.
Speaker 4: That's great. So what do you do with the tracking device?
Speaker 4: You still got it?
Speaker 12: Yeah, we still got it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is amazing.
Speaker 3: This is the sister This is what women do it
Speaker 3: for each other. Right. I don't think I've got a
Speaker 3: single buddy that I could ring up and go listen.
Speaker 3: I think she's cheating? Would you mind putting a magnet
Speaker 3: under her car?
Speaker 4: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: He just liked Bunnings best Bunnings ever. They should make
Speaker 3: that into an advert. Listen, Sarah Jessica Parker, that was
Speaker 3: a great call. Thank you very much for sharing it.
Speaker 3: When it again, you have a great day. Cheers mate.
Speaker 1: By the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: So with that amazing call, uh di, I y P
Speaker 3: I I think that will end up being the TDD
Speaker 3: of today's shot. That amazing call from Sarah Jessica Parker
Speaker 3: there tracking someone who wasn't cheating, he just loved Bunnings.
Speaker 3: Amazing turn of events. So you in that fame have
Speaker 3: you ever done in terms of you being a diy
Speaker 3: p I. There must people listening who have been asked
Speaker 3: to try and follow somebody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, take it upon themselves to do some p I work.
Speaker 3: You can call it anonymously. We'll give you a Hollywood
Speaker 3: name to protect your identity. But I'd love to hear
Speaker 3: those stories. And here's the thing, I bet we hear
Speaker 3: more calls from women who've done this for other women
Speaker 3: because the sisterho now they look out, which.
Speaker 5: I've never done it.
Speaker 3: If I do, only think it, I'd even ask the
Speaker 3: mate to do that for me, because I know they go,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that, it's odd.
Speaker 4: Well, if you asked me to follow your wife, I
Speaker 4: would politely decline yeah.
Speaker 3: And if you said, can you place a magnetic tracking
Speaker 3: device under the anchor's car or bike or whatever. She's
Speaker 3: got a trick or something, you know, Penny farthing or whatever,
Speaker 3: I'd I'd say no, that's gonna it's gonna be awkward
Speaker 3: because then if you confront her with it, she's gonna and.
Speaker 4: Who which which which horrible fenn of yours did?
Speaker 3: Is Christians And it's going to come between us and
Speaker 3: it's a whole scene. Meant, I don't think men would
Speaker 3: do this, but maybe maybe we're wrong. Nine four one
Speaker 3: four one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Time out for this week's Internet History, where me and
Speaker 3: the team we open up our tabs and we're honest
Speaker 3: about what being googling in the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: I believe that our internet history says a lot about
Speaker 3: what we've got going on our lives. A couple of
Speaker 3: things for me then, First of all, I was saying,
Speaker 3: now over the weekend, got a new couch. It's been
Speaker 3: delivered tomorrow, an L shaped couch, speak moment in our lives.
Speaker 4: Are you serious about the three of us doing the
Speaker 4: show from your living room?
Speaker 3: I'm very happy to invite you around to officially open
Speaker 3: the er shaped couch and really handy delivery time tomorrow
Speaker 3: sometime I can't tell you when, between eight and six
Speaker 3: a PM. Okay, yeah, because no one's got anything going on. Ever,
Speaker 3: we'll just wait around. When he fancied kicking out of
Speaker 3: the side of the van, my l shaped.
Speaker 4: Couch with ottoman. It's the ottoman.
Speaker 3: I'm excited about one because there's a great word to say.
Speaker 3: When would you normally say, I've got atom come round,
Speaker 3: take your shoes off, put it up on the ottoman
Speaker 3: to new Ottoman.
Speaker 4: And I've excited about this.
Speaker 3: So I googled the other day pieces of furniture named
Speaker 3: after empires, because I was suddenly aware Vailee of the
Speaker 3: Ottoman Empire decades ago, centuries ago in Turkey. And also
Speaker 3: again I found another particle, the origins of ten pieces
Speaker 3: of furniture.
Speaker 4: God, no, I'm going to read the whole thing now
Speaker 4: I found.
Speaker 3: I actually found it riveting reading bureau give us one bureau.
Speaker 4: Sofa comes from another French word.
Speaker 3: Lots of the furniture we have, the origins are in
Speaker 3: French words. Sofa, it's from a Sophia is a French
Speaker 3: word chaise lunge.
Speaker 4: So friends were the first people to have furniture, were they? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I believe so, King Louis Before that, everyone stood around
Speaker 3: then King Louis when if any it's someone to put
Speaker 3: my ass on Adeliere, of course it's the French for them.
Speaker 3: And the other thing is, you know, sometimes you just
Speaker 3: have an earworm. An earworm is something which is a
Speaker 3: song or even in an advert, whether you like it
Speaker 3: or not, that has burrowed its way into your brain
Speaker 3: and you just keep hearing it various times during the day.
Speaker 3: You might find yourself even singing it. It's not necessarily
Speaker 3: something you like. It's just lodged there. You can't get
Speaker 3: it out for days. At the moment, for me, it's
Speaker 3: this because I was hoping my daughter get ready for
Speaker 3: her a Laddin audition. She finds out someone if she's
Speaker 3: got any kind of role in it, and she had
Speaker 3: to a part of the audition. She had to sing
Speaker 3: the Prince Ali song.
Speaker 4: You know this one, yep, But I don't remember this bit.
Speaker 3: I found myself walking around the house, go mate, where
Speaker 3: Prince Sally?
Speaker 4: I'm not even I didn't even have to do the audition, biz.
Speaker 3: That's what I heard all weekend upstairs was her practicing
Speaker 3: this all right, Bud?
Speaker 4: Is this one of the chorus things in the in
Speaker 4: the school play?
Speaker 5: Here it comes?
Speaker 4: Yes? So little dad joke, ubygo Prince Sally smelling of
Speaker 4: we no one, No, it's actually the house when I
Speaker 4: do it. That's not funny, but I still.
Speaker 3: Do it, all right? So Jack, what is your internet history?
Speaker 4: What have you got? I've got anywhere in my own
Speaker 4: and this one I'm going to kick out this one
Speaker 4: because I'm ready to for this to go. You don't
Speaker 4: want this. I'm about warning up now that if you
Speaker 4: don't want something that will be stuck in your head
Speaker 4: for the next three days. Tune away now.
Speaker 3: So it's not like a nice song or anything like that.
Speaker 4: No, it's terrible. It's an internet meme that's going around
Speaker 4: from a children's kids show. Are you ready to hear
Speaker 4: it now? No? No, no, no, no, a stick a break
Speaker 4: would come back. You need to give people climb to
Speaker 4: tune away?
Speaker 3: All right? Right now we want to stay stay with
Speaker 3: us for something awful.
Speaker 1: There we go the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, midway through this week's Internet history, where I go
Speaker 3: around the team and we share what we've been googling
Speaker 3: in the last twenty four hours. All right, So you
Speaker 3: said you're just about to play something and it's an
Speaker 3: irritating earworm.
Speaker 4: It's going to replace my Prince Arnie. That's right. My
Speaker 4: warning is tune away now if you don't want the
Speaker 4: next bit of audio stacking your head for three days.
Speaker 4: So I had to google. I've heard this on the weekend,
Speaker 4: had it in my head since then. I had to
Speaker 4: Google it again last night to show Bianca in like
Speaker 4: a problem Shared is a problem hard Sure if she's
Speaker 4: got it in her head as well, maybe it'll get
Speaker 4: out of my It's a it's a children's show from Japan,
Speaker 4: and it's an internet meme at the moment, this song
Speaker 4: is called baby Shark, Take it away? Oh come on
Speaker 4: their baby Shark. I can I wake up with this
Speaker 4: every day? And I can't? What is this? R and
Speaker 4: B Friday on five. I'm brushing my teeth in the
Speaker 4: shower where it was shucked it Daddy Shared, not get
Speaker 4: rid of it, Shack.
Speaker 6: I think that's even worse than the frozen thing.
Speaker 4: That it is a hook. It'll Grandpa Shack. That's the lyrics.
Speaker 4: You were just busking something there? Did they go through
Speaker 4: the whole shop family? Yes, this is Grandma Shark. I
Speaker 4: think now they're hunting.
Speaker 16: Run away?
Speaker 5: Oh it gets faster.
Speaker 4: How do I get did you run away?
Speaker 19: No?
Speaker 4: No, stop, it carries my stop it. I learned how
Speaker 4: to play it on guitar.
Speaker 5: You're obsessed.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not obsessed. That makes it sound like I
Speaker 4: want to I wanted in my life.
Speaker 3: I can't remember Prince I anymore. I've just got that
Speaker 3: thing in my head already that Pats.
Speaker 4: Don't do that.
Speaker 5: It could be monon news.
Speaker 3: Then no, no, perhaps what have you been googled for
Speaker 3: the last time?
Speaker 5: Looked up if it's illegal to drive barefoot?
Speaker 4: Yes, I've heard. I've heard a rumor that it is.
Speaker 3: It's not this country's problem with having a shoe.
Speaker 6: I was in the supermarket the other day and there
Speaker 6: was a woman in the aisle.
Speaker 5: It's quite weird.
Speaker 6: Something must have happened to her shoes because she was
Speaker 6: dressed very very nicely in business attire.
Speaker 5: But I looked down.
Speaker 6: I thought, oh, she must have some nice shoes, because
Speaker 6: she had a beautiful suit on, but she wasn't wearing
Speaker 6: any This is.
Speaker 4: This is what women do. They scan, They scan each other.
Speaker 3: Okay, you see the business suit, that's enough. Why we
Speaker 3: got to check out the shoes. Scan instead of shoes,
Speaker 3: What does she have on her feet? Nothing?
Speaker 6: She was bare foot in the middle of the supermarket.
Speaker 6: And then it got me to thinking, well, hang on,
Speaker 6: how did she get here?
Speaker 5: Did she drive like that?
Speaker 6: But it's not illegal apparently, and in fact, authorities would
Speaker 6: recommend it. If you've got stilettos on that it can
Speaker 6: be quite dangerous.
Speaker 3: You know, they can get stuck under the sometimes of
Speaker 3: the accelerator.
Speaker 4: Yes, what abouts, I feel like thongs is more dangerous.
Speaker 6: Than they're probably in the same because you get that
Speaker 6: wedge still, it can get loose on it, yeah yeah,
Speaker 6: yeah yeah, or buckle up under your foot in the
Speaker 6: car mat But no, apparently it's not illegal.
Speaker 5: But I don't know why. She nearly felt like asking her.
Speaker 4: But I've gone to a Christmas breakfast without shoes accidentally, because.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, you don't do that because
Speaker 3: you know you filled with the cold.
Speaker 4: No Christmas. This summer here is so I want to
Speaker 4: walk around everywhere bare feet, And I thought I bought
Speaker 4: the shoes to the car banker's family's over for Christmas.
Speaker 4: We went out to a cafe.
Speaker 5: For break outlaws as well, which makes.
Speaker 4: It I'm walking around no but we're already at the cafe,
Speaker 4: so I went in.
Speaker 5: With that's feral Jack Christmas.
Speaker 4: Not on Christmas Day, thankfully, two days after.
Speaker 5: Oh that's so much better.
Speaker 3: All right, we got the news and spot on the
Speaker 3: way and after this o'clock then we've got some suggestions
Speaker 3: from you Jack, and he really does need them.
Speaker 4: Jack has been.
Speaker 3: It's been a commission to write a song for Melbourne
Speaker 3: by the Lord Mayor.
Speaker 4: Sally Kap and me.
Speaker 3: And what I feel really bad is because obviously the
Speaker 3: Lord Mayor was on the show yesterday. She got really
Speaker 3: excited and I said, hey, how do you feel about
Speaker 3: we get Jack to write a song an anthem for
Speaker 3: Melbourne to go up against Vienna. And there's Vienna because
Speaker 3: they just become number one the most liberal city in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 3: You know, Tommy he cuts up videos, little clips that
Speaker 3: we've say in every twenty minutes, he loads one up
Speaker 3: on our Twitter and Facebook page.
Speaker 4: I've just seen that there's one he put up about
Speaker 4: an hour ago, just you saying that the only update
Speaker 4: is is not going very well.
Speaker 3: I've written half a lyric I've just seen on my
Speaker 3: Twitter feed. The Lord Mayor Sally Capp has just favorited
Speaker 3: that tweet. Nothing else that the show has said interesting
Speaker 3: and funny today. Just the fact that twenty four hours
Speaker 3: on we've got no update other than it's going bad.
Speaker 4: But it shows she's still interested in the idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now she's knowing that it's going badly. But
Speaker 3: don't worry. We've got some suggestions from you for Jack the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: What I'm about to do will give you a brand
Speaker 3: new earworm to kick that irritating shark thing out. The
Speaker 3: most recent text of this show, Thank you, Jack post.
Speaker 3: I've just walked into work singing that stupid shark song. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want to know what work that is, you know
Speaker 3: it maybe it's like a serious meeting or something.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: He works at funeral home and he's going.
Speaker 4: Did did did?
Speaker 3: He's got a hear sparked outside?
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: So this time last week on the show, we were
Speaker 3: doing internet history, and I was saying how I'm obsessed
Speaker 3: and diving on having a deep dive on YouTube and
Speaker 3: looking around for something called isolated vocals. Now it's kind
Speaker 3: of a music term, but the most important thing is
Speaker 3: it's just the it's just the vocals that I don't
Speaker 3: know whether these studio engineers find these tracks now and
Speaker 3: they upload them to the internet, but thank god they do.
Speaker 3: It's just strip back. You don't hear the rest of
Speaker 3: the song. You don't hear the guitars, the bass, the
Speaker 3: piano or any kind I have a production or reverb
Speaker 3: on it. You just hear these amazing vocals like this
Speaker 3: and the beach boys.
Speaker 20: Wouldn't it be nice if we were all then we
Speaker 20: wouldn't have two weeks so long? And wouldn't it be
Speaker 20: nice to live together?
Speaker 4: This is the isolated vocal.
Speaker 3: I love these. They give me the chills. So you
Speaker 3: real us how great the voices are.
Speaker 8: Make it endless?
Speaker 4: Where we can take a nice.
Speaker 3: So you can find load of the There's some brilliant
Speaker 3: Chris Cornell ones as well, the late great Chris Cornell.
Speaker 21: This black Hole Sun, Won't you Come? Why should the
Speaker 21: black hole sound? Won't you come? Won't you come? Won't
Speaker 21: you come?
Speaker 3: So there's loads of them online. You can have a
Speaker 3: look around today.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 3: They're called isolated vocals. And what it is when you
Speaker 3: strip it back, you really feel the song differently and
Speaker 3: you hear it siphony. Definitely, you hear the greatness in
Speaker 3: the voices. And this is a forget about. This is
Speaker 3: a time before auto tune as well. You really, it's
Speaker 3: just how great the vocals are. And there was one
Speaker 3: we played last week and I got so many emails
Speaker 3: and so many texts about it. I thought it'd remind
Speaker 3: you of it, and then we're going to play the
Speaker 3: song in four But this is the one I was
Speaker 3: talking about. The original one was David Bowie and Freddie
Speaker 3: Mercury from under Pressure. Have I listened to this under dress?
Speaker 16: The person.
Speaker 3: Splits the family into.
Speaker 6: Puts people three ba be up it up.
Speaker 16: That's okay. It's a terror of knowing what this world
Speaker 16: is about. Watching some good friends screaming great tomorrow gets
Speaker 16: me high.
Speaker 20: The people on streets dead edit mm hmmm, do that about.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Chipping the round tip my range around the floor.
Speaker 11: These other days?
Speaker 3: Another range about it?
Speaker 4: Had you know?
Speaker 3: No, it's like the shark clip never happened, okay. And
Speaker 3: then when you listen to it online, it's about four minutes.
Speaker 3: The whole thing of them to singing together, those two
Speaker 3: great But there's a moment when it gets to two
Speaker 3: minutes in. This is where it peaks to me. Freddy's
Speaker 3: voice just goes into this amazing full setto and he
Speaker 3: realized what a one off great he is. Haven't listened
Speaker 3: to it. This is a couple of seconds before it.
Speaker 3: Then it just goes so high pitched. I've forgotten it.
Speaker 3: I've played that song so many times in the radio
Speaker 3: but never heard this bit fairly human. It's a presence.
Speaker 3: That's what the prince of greatness is. That's what true
Speaker 3: genius is. Anyway, we're gonna do these once a.
Speaker 4: Week, play one of those and then play the original song.
Speaker 3: So here it is on Gold one oh four point
Speaker 3: three Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. We do this once a week,
Speaker 3: isolated vocals. This is David Bowie with Freddie murgley, two greats.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So talk about music and inspiration and genius. We now
Speaker 3: bounce all could lead to.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a hard act to follow.
Speaker 3: You are artist in residence, okay. The spirit and of
Speaker 3: Freddy and Bowie are definitely missing in you. And yesterday
Speaker 3: we were talking about the news that know no more
Speaker 3: number one spot for Melbourne's most Liverpool city in the
Speaker 3: world has gone to Vienna. And we were chatting to
Speaker 3: with the Lord mess Sally Camp on yesterday show, and
Speaker 3: I said, maybe we need a song, an anthem for Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You've got the classic eighty song Vienna. Who better well, actually,
Speaker 3: who else is? There's no one else so available to
Speaker 3: me that would do this than Jack Posts to take
Speaker 3: on this mission, this important mission, to try and write
Speaker 3: an anthem for this great city. So twenty five hours
Speaker 3: on Where Oh You.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking the chorus will be the this is a
Speaker 4: rhyme my hometown Melbourne, Melbourne, but when you sing it out,
Speaker 4: when you sing it, it's hard to say it as
Speaker 4: a rhyme.
Speaker 3: You're better off going Melbourne.
Speaker 4: No, I think, because we're get other musicians and maybe artists.
Speaker 4: Hopefully the guests sing on this so they'll be able
Speaker 4: to do if they listen to this, they're not picking.
Speaker 4: Twenty five hours you've had with this.
Speaker 3: All you've done is brought in that horrible shark song today.
Speaker 4: No, I got away for that baby Shark song to
Speaker 4: leave my head before I can let a new song inter.
Speaker 3: Okay, so listen, I I've got a couple of suggestions
Speaker 3: and from our listeners. They've left these on my WhatsApp
Speaker 3: group on my phone that's ever listened to some of these?
Speaker 5: Hi Christian, It's Shelley from Hampton.
Speaker 6: Did you know that Melbourne was originally called Batman?
Speaker 5: Maybe you could write that into the song somehow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, make it you're writing this down.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no no no no no no
Speaker 4: no no no Melbourne. There you go.
Speaker 3: It's the inspiration.
Speaker 4: And then there's this you do nothing for me all
Speaker 4: the boom boom.
Speaker 3: Boom, and then what we're about to play is up
Speaker 3: there with that clip from Bowie. Seriously, this is this
Speaker 3: is amazing. Have a listened to this?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Everyone, just stop what you're doing.
Speaker 4: Turn this up.
Speaker 3: This is incredible. I know that we're gonna end up
Speaker 3: putting this in the song. You're going to write around it.
Speaker 3: It's chilling.
Speaker 8: We are Melbourne, we are strong, we are up then
Speaker 8: and number one, we can keep kick people's asses if
Speaker 8: we won't.
Speaker 4: But we are said lead not. Well, if the rules
Speaker 4: of the song are already it doesn't need to rhyme perfectly,
Speaker 4: then that fits straight in.
Speaker 3: Let's just have a second play of this, we have
Speaker 3: to discover a star.
Speaker 8: We are Melbourne, we are strong, we are up then
Speaker 8: and number one, we can keep kick people's asses if
Speaker 8: we won't, but we are said lead not.
Speaker 4: I'm going to try to work something that resembles that
Speaker 4: into the real song. Then there's this from a DJ
Speaker 4: giving himself a plug.
Speaker 13: Gay Christian DJ pain here down in Geelong message for
Speaker 13: Jack's Melbourne song. I don't have a lyrics suggestion for you,
Speaker 13: but this is what it needs. It needs to have
Speaker 13: a massive build up chorus and then like all good
Speaker 13: big songs, it needs to have a dramatic dropout and
Speaker 13: then the two words that you need in this type
Speaker 13: of song, children's choir. Children's choir comes up, rises from
Speaker 13: the ashes and sings Jack's.
Speaker 3: That's why he's out there and long, you know. But
Speaker 3: school choir we never think about this week. The school choir.
Speaker 4: We just can't work in every gimmick if we're doing
Speaker 4: the list right now.
Speaker 3: The only thing this is right in the center. But
Speaker 3: the DNA of this song is this.
Speaker 8: We are Melbourne, we are strong, we are up there
Speaker 8: and number one, we can keep kicking, but we are
Speaker 8: lead and art genius.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: We have discovered amongst living here in Melbourne who knew
Speaker 3: there was someone who had the spirit of Lennon and
Speaker 3: McCartney that could give the world this kind of greatness.
Speaker 3: We asked for lyrics for a new anthem for this city,
Speaker 3: for Melbourne.
Speaker 8: We are Melbourne, we are strong, we are up then
Speaker 8: and number one, we can keep people's asses if we want,
Speaker 8: but we are leading art.
Speaker 4: I hope the Lord Mark can hear all this. You
Speaker 4: do not need to worry.
Speaker 3: Sleep well tonight, Lord mayor sely cap knowing that we've
Speaker 3: got this. We have got this because we've got Anthony
Speaker 3: from Dale's car Yard who laid that down last night
Speaker 3: for us.
Speaker 4: And to be fair to Anthony, I mean, we're writing
Speaker 4: a song about Melbourne, and Melbourne is a difficult word
Speaker 4: to rhyme.
Speaker 3: You're right, Actually, I don't think if from that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess for a rhyming couple, even Shakespeare would have struggled.
Speaker 3: So I wonder if people can help Jack out this morning.
Speaker 3: What can you rhyme with Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Be creative, you can change like I've done my hometown Melbourne, like,
Speaker 4: but I'll go my home town Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Can you do anything with Bourne? Melbourne in there?
Speaker 4: No, I haven't born. If people say Melbourne, that's like
Speaker 4: if Rhianna too is here and she doesn't know how
Speaker 4: to say it Melbourne. I like that.
Speaker 3: On day one, all right, what can you rhyme with Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Then nine four one four, one oh four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian oh' connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, It's goin to helps Jack out with some inspiration
Speaker 3: this morning. She takes on his commission to try and
Speaker 3: create an anthem for Melbourne after we lose the number
Speaker 3: one spot to Ultra Watch Vienna. We haven't lost that
Speaker 3: to number one, but most limpall City. Maybe the song
Speaker 3: helped the judges. I don't know, Tipham, So we need
Speaker 3: a new anthem for Melbourne. You're saying you need out
Speaker 3: with what rhymes with Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Well, I could have done more work overnight. I'll be
Speaker 4: honest about that. Twenty four hours I came up with
Speaker 4: one lyric, which was my home town Melbourne, and that
Speaker 4: I'll rhyme that when it's being sung. It's difficult to
Speaker 4: rhyme Melbourne I'm finding, Christian.
Speaker 3: Part of the issue is that Melbourne has pronounced many
Speaker 3: different ways. You get some people that say Melbourn, some
Speaker 3: people say Melbourne, some people say mel Bun, some people
Speaker 3: say may have been Melbun.
Speaker 4: There are different there are different ways that you say it.
Speaker 3: Christian. Jack just needs to rhyme the born part. So
Speaker 3: I'd like to see Jack work in torn Corn or pawn.
Speaker 4: Corn.
Speaker 3: Poor. No, that's not trying to thought. Good morning, come
Speaker 3: out hi, good morning. When you're live on god one
Speaker 3: of four point three, what's your idea for Jack song?
Speaker 15: Tell them you're going to.
Speaker 4: What was the rhyme?
Speaker 11: Tell them?
Speaker 4: Tell them, tell them you're going to Melbourne's for people
Speaker 4: outside of Melbourne, you're going to Australia. Tell them you're
Speaker 4: going to Melbourne. Tell them, Okay, not bad. Cris Hello,
Speaker 4: will do that? Yea and Chris, we're here.
Speaker 11: Christian, Christian, I rang up the other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, still good, it's still good. Going to speak
Speaker 4: to you again.
Speaker 9: More and similar to the last one, but I've got
Speaker 9: a little bit more to it.
Speaker 8: It goes.
Speaker 11: Certain place is cool and that's what.
Speaker 6: That's what when you're.
Speaker 4: Hanging in they say this place is cool. That's what
Speaker 4: I tell him. That's what it's like hanging in Melbournebourne, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: That's good. Yes, that's good, Yes, very good. Essa.
Speaker 9: Hi Christian hell are you pretty good?
Speaker 3: Vanessa? I hope you're will.
Speaker 4: Have you got a lyric for Jack?
Speaker 15: Well, I've got something that runs with Melbourne and it's Torellgon.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, Terrelgon is not part of Melbourne. I
Speaker 4: wouldn't say, isn't it more rural?
Speaker 3: But can't you then use the song.
Speaker 4: To int.
Speaker 15: I'm from Melton sort about Melton?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Melton. Yeah, so maybe I'm traveling through Torellgon.
Speaker 3: And heading to way on the way to Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Three Melton, And.
Speaker 3: Then you work this in.
Speaker 8: We are Melbourne, we are up there and number one,
Speaker 8: we can keep kick people's asses we want, but we
Speaker 8: are said.
Speaker 3: Lead that beautiful line. I know you've got your guitar there.
Speaker 3: Could you just try and put that in again?
Speaker 14: We are Melbourne, we are strong, we are up there,
Speaker 14: number one, we can kick kick people's asses if we want,
Speaker 14: but sadly we are no.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: When you start to hear it like that, you know
Speaker 3: that we can go to number one again.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: You're going to get one of these first time, says
Speaker 3: I've moved to a powable ticket one hundred million.
Speaker 4: Why not? Oh big, big dollars one hundred million.
Speaker 3: What do you do if you want that?
Speaker 4: You go? Do you know what?
Speaker 3: Many years ago I did a TV show and the
Speaker 3: audience was made up of millionaires who had won the
Speaker 3: money on the lotto for a TV show, and I
Speaker 3: went out for a couple of drinks with them. Afterwards
Speaker 3: they bought them and in the pub right I was saying,
Speaker 3: I asked all of them, did it change your life
Speaker 3: for the better? You know, because you think because you've
Speaker 3: got more money, you got more choice, you got more freedom.
Speaker 3: I guess that's what we think. That's what happen, is
Speaker 3: happiness is. They said it did change their lives, but
Speaker 3: it was interesting. They didn't say it was necessarily for
Speaker 3: the better. They said it ruined every single friendship with
Speaker 3: their family and their They had to get new friends
Speaker 3: because the old friends.
Speaker 4: It just changes everything. Oh, they can only hang out
Speaker 4: with other rich people now. It wasn't that.
Speaker 3: It was just like they're always expected to pay if
Speaker 3: anything goes wrong with their friends, families. They are askeding
Speaker 3: and to pay for medical bills because they've got the money,
Speaker 3: and you're constantly being asked to do something. It changes
Speaker 3: the dynamic and the friendship that you.
Speaker 4: Have before it. Do you think, how do you think
Speaker 4: you would go one hundred million dollars for a jail?
Speaker 4: It did a lot of money. It's ridiculous. Too much money,
Speaker 4: too much ones.
Speaker 3: You know what? Seriously? Right, would you come to work
Speaker 3: so you win it this weekend?
Speaker 4: Right? I mean I I'm doing the show.
Speaker 3: So are you here Monday? If you win one hundred million?
Speaker 4: I'll sleep in.
Speaker 3: I'm going to come because that's what gives you meaning
Speaker 3: in your life.
Speaker 4: Right? Do you know what I do?
Speaker 3: I would give a dollar to all of our one
Speaker 3: hundred million listeners. You may have got those figures slightly confused.
Speaker 1: Actually, the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: Just on this whole thing about obviously Vienna become most
Speaker 3: small City.
Speaker 4: It's a song. Also the eighties song Vienna.
Speaker 3: Is there? Another midweek mixtape in songs with cities in
Speaker 3: the title, You got one night in Bangkok played it
Speaker 3: yesterday on the show Drinking in La brand Down three thousand,
Speaker 3: great song New York, New York, London calling we can't
Speaker 3: play Vienna. That's Bard from this show now, okay.
Speaker 4: Yep, I'm trying to think maybe Paris in the summertime.
Speaker 6: And a guess what's that Eagles classic standing on a
Speaker 6: corner in Winslow, Arizona or something.
Speaker 3: I think it's standing on a corner of Frankston, Chadston,
Speaker 3: Chadston standing them.
Speaker 4: And now we have Christina on the line.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Christina, Christina, Yes, yes, hello, Hello, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 4: How are you well this morning?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm well.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: Well listen, Christina, I understand that you've been hearing our
Speaker 3: mission to try and create a brand new anthem for Melbourne.
Speaker 3: And you've got not some lyrics, you've got a rap
Speaker 3: for Jack.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 15: I think if you want to really sell it, you
Speaker 15: need to kind of inject like a little bit of
Speaker 15: modern influence in there. So I've written a small little
Speaker 15: rapnurs that I think would go really well. And now
Speaker 15: I don't know if you agree, Jack, but I think
Speaker 15: I might go really nicely.
Speaker 4: Christina. I'm excited to hear I will say, I feel
Speaker 4: like this song is getting too gimmicky. It's got children's
Speaker 4: quiet strings, breakdown rahaps.
Speaker 15: Not a gimmick, it's a way of life exactly.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you very much, DoD to try on the line.
Speaker 3: Now listen, Christina, off you go where all is?
Speaker 15: All right? So this is what I got so far.
Speaker 15: Christian and Jack. You know, I want to help him
Speaker 15: get out of this rhyming problem that they fell in
Speaker 15: their city in the world. You know what to tell
Speaker 15: them me. I lived in grand old Melbourne botanical gardens
Speaker 15: of flowers. I like to smell them. Nothing like any
Speaker 15: city I've ever dealt in. The stand and take pills
Speaker 15: of beach has lots of shells, and that's all I
Speaker 15: can think that rhymes with Melbourne.
Speaker 4: We are blessed.
Speaker 3: We're the most talented listeners in the world. So again,
Speaker 3: just do that. So have you written that down?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 15: I mean I came up with it just now, but
Speaker 15: I had to write it down to remember it.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? You could do it again. I've just
Speaker 3: got an idea of something we can add at the
Speaker 3: end of that. Can you just do it again the
Speaker 3: whole thing? Yeah, you're go on. Please it's amazing.
Speaker 15: Okay, I will I will add a cabin. It would
Speaker 15: be better if I had a backing beat behind me,
Speaker 15: so bear with me.
Speaker 4: Christians tell you okay, Christina, off.
Speaker 15: You, Christian and Jack. You know I want to help
Speaker 15: them get out of this rhyming problem that they fell
Speaker 15: in their city in the world. You know what to
Speaker 15: tell them me. I live in grand old Melbourne botanical
Speaker 15: gardens of flowers. I like to smell them. Nothing like
Speaker 15: any city I've ever dealt in. Stand and thank kill.
Speaker 15: The beach has lots of shells. Then that's all I
Speaker 15: can think. That rhymes with Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Then we are up there. And number one, we can't
Speaker 8: keep keep people's houses if you want, but we are not.
Speaker 11: No way.
Speaker 3: Christina, that was amazing second time around. You smashed it.
Speaker 15: Thank you so much. Well, I'm here. Could I get
Speaker 15: a plug in for my improv wrath group Rhyme Zone
Speaker 15: in Melbourne Fringe this year. We'd love it if you
Speaker 15: come check us out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you give yourself a plug. What's the Facebook?
Speaker 3: What's your Facebook page?
Speaker 15: So look us up where Facebook dot com slash, Rhyme Zone, Improv.
Speaker 15: It's a good time. We get a word from the
Speaker 15: audience and from that we kind of make up a
Speaker 15: whole improvised hip hop musical. We start talking and whenever
Speaker 15: the beat drops, we have to rap about whatever we're
Speaker 15: talking about.
Speaker 3: And have you ever done this at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.
Speaker 15: No, we might do it next year. At this moment
Speaker 15: we just kind of have a monthly show. But yeah,
Speaker 15: we're doing fringe.
Speaker 4: For the first time.
Speaker 3: Now. Listen, Christina, do you want to challenge? Normally on
Speaker 3: a Friday, Jack sings the week? Obviously I've had to
Speaker 3: give him tomorrow off because he's, you know, he's trying
Speaker 3: to write lyrics at the moment. I can't overload that young, precious, fragile,
Speaker 3: tender brain. How do you fancy you wrap the week tomorrow?
Speaker 3: What we've been up to on the Breakfast Show this
Speaker 3: week and you can't come and do it live on
Speaker 3: tomorrow show?
Speaker 15: Oh my goodness, yeah sure, yeah, there we go, Christina.
Speaker 4: All right, listen, eminem we see it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: For Christian oh Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 4: All right, time for this morning?
Speaker 3: Is that work time waste? For your loaf off? When
Speaker 3: you get into work, you can still do stuff with
Speaker 3: the breakfast show. But you don't need to call in it,
Speaker 3: just just text us. Just pretend not to be listening
Speaker 3: to the show, pretend to be actually starting work in
Speaker 3: your office. If you are playing along in an office,
Speaker 3: put that at the end of your text as well.
Speaker 3: All right, So today's one. I don't know if you're
Speaker 3: aware of this. This is every day for chat, but
Speaker 3: it's National Relaxation Day. Something in the air, and so
Speaker 3: today we want you to relax a song I've got,
Speaker 3: Mama said, knock you out with ambion sleeping on the
Speaker 3: dock of the bay and all the snooze there in
Speaker 3: the sun and hold a notes private tranquilize.
Speaker 4: Oh you are trying to get Yeah, you got it, baby,
Speaker 4: all right, what have you got? Lazy in red? You
Speaker 4: know that the reef song puts your hands out, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: place your hands, yeah, put your feet up, and Lucy
Speaker 4: in the sky with diazepan. Take it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So looking for you two on National Relaxation Day.
Speaker 3: To relax the song text the men we are Jack
Speaker 3: with Martin in ten minutes time gold, silver, bronze or
Speaker 3: plus plus minus minus uh and bits in between nine thing,
Speaker 3: Well you've done plus plus gold and.
Speaker 4: Done plus plus minus minus. Well could you say that
Speaker 4: makes sense?
Speaker 3: Oh right, so gold plus plus or bronze plus plus does? Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Sorry, stood with me. I can only apologize text us then, yeah,
Speaker 3: you'll relax. The songs to four seven five three, one
Speaker 3: oh four three, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three brilliant eighties song, great eighties hair as well, Flock
Speaker 3: of Seagulls I Ran Gold one o four point three
Speaker 3: ninth twenty. What are you looking at? What are those people?
Speaker 3: There's about twenty people stood the other side of the
Speaker 3: window as a studio staring in here.
Speaker 4: We're animals in a zoo.
Speaker 3: Now who are they?
Speaker 4: They gotta find out? Oh no, this is the first
Speaker 4: time Christians ever tru picking it out to. Usually it's
Speaker 4: like a sales department or you know, it could.
Speaker 6: Be doing to a school group or something they looked
Speaker 6: to school.
Speaker 3: Great, it's about twenty people with almost folded just staring
Speaker 3: in at us. It's almost intimidating, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I actually don't mind it. Did you book them?
Speaker 3: You changed since you were on a True Stories Tuesday night?
Speaker 17: You know?
Speaker 3: He demands an audience.
Speaker 4: I said, let the fans in. Don't keep them waiting
Speaker 4: out in Nicole, let them in. All right?
Speaker 3: Today's that what time waster on national relaxation days to
Speaker 3: relax a song?
Speaker 4: Jack? You ready to?
Speaker 3: Mark really can't get you out of my bed, Kylie
Speaker 3: Civil Plus that's Liam and Elwood living on a chair.
Speaker 4: That's like that Gold.
Speaker 3: The Undertones with teenage kIPS.
Speaker 4: Don't know the song kicks?
Speaker 3: The Undertones one of the greatest songs ever, teenage Kicks
Speaker 3: right through the night thing. It must have heard it, Pat,
Speaker 3: do you know any one? You must have heard teenage Kicks?
Speaker 3: Teenage Kicks right through the night. Oh yeah, that's not singing.
Speaker 3: Friends watching the show right now, one.
Speaker 4: Nod of twenty they're all looking at It's likely is
Speaker 4: that the British band? Is that why we don't know? Irish?
Speaker 1: There you go?
Speaker 4: Didn't travel well? I thought it's gold.
Speaker 3: I'm Mitch Elvis Presidy blue suede snooze.
Speaker 4: That's good, that's gold.
Speaker 3: He traveled. That's what my stratos were done. Poppa was
Speaker 3: a rolling stoner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would relax. Yeah, Gold sledge Hammock, that's a
Speaker 4: gold classic.
Speaker 3: Well done. Rachel snoozing my religion.
Speaker 4: That's great. That's actually the gold classic.
Speaker 3: Plus Wow, we jake, well done, massage in a bottle.
Speaker 4: That's great, Gold jade, well done.
Speaker 3: Every doze has its thorn.
Speaker 4: That's great. Gold plus, I reckon.
Speaker 3: These are all goals coming up now, Lionel Richie with pillow?
Speaker 4: Does that mean you're looking for a gold platinum?
Speaker 3: I might start singing that when I go for my
Speaker 3: afternoon nap to my pillow.
Speaker 4: That's a great we're a world record gold of the moment?
Speaker 4: Is that five or six? I think we've got six?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Rick Astley, never going to wake you up? Silvil plus
Speaker 3: sleeping class man.
Speaker 4: Actually it's only silver.
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson, Chiller, civil plus. Everything I do, I do
Speaker 3: it for yoga. I can say with the gold one
Speaker 3: here beatles my guitar gently sleeps.
Speaker 4: Silver. Ah, Well, I don't everyone.
Speaker 3: There's some great stuff there.
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Speaker 4: Three Tomorrow Morning.
Speaker 3: All the music is picked by you, So if you
Speaker 3: want to get your song suggestions in early, i'd dumbe
Speaker 3: the one. We're not dumb, and that's not a good
Speaker 3: way to say, place them gently over on our Facebook
Speaker 3: page O C one O four three. If I was
Speaker 3: to play you and your Lovely Wife a song tomorrow,
Speaker 3: what would it be.
Speaker 4: Well, I'd be scared to request it because she walked
Speaker 4: down the aisle to every breath you take the Police song,
Speaker 4: And I know you hate sting. I don't hate sting.
Speaker 4: I never even met to do. Okay, and I like
Speaker 4: the Police on this is that true?
Speaker 3: I thought you were joking about that. I was joking
Speaker 3: it was a stalker's anthem. I know, well we didn't
Speaker 3: have a teacher that falls in love with the kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's a nice tune, you know.
Speaker 3: It's about a stalker. Your wife to be walked down
Speaker 3: the aisle looking at you think about a future life
Speaker 3: to a stalker's anthem.
Speaker 4: It was like it was a nice cello version of
Speaker 4: the song. So is this song, but it was too cello.
Speaker 3: It was a cello version of a stalking anthem. Yes, okay, Pat,
Speaker 3: what did you come down?
Speaker 4: The arty?
Speaker 5: Just the additional wedding march.
Speaker 6: But for our wedding song, I wanted Titanic We'll go
Speaker 6: on because it was huge at the time when we
Speaker 6: got married and the band refused to play it.
Speaker 3: Did you know what was in the wedding sing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you wouldn't play it, so we had It had
Speaker 6: to be You by Harry Connick Jr.
Speaker 4: That's a lovely song.
Speaker 5: It's a great song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great. And you when did Sarah walk down
Speaker 4: the articles a couple years ago? Twenty years ago?
Speaker 3: And I do know it was a soundtrack. It was wrong,
Speaker 3: doesn't no way I know it. I notice it was
Speaker 3: from the soundtrack to Romeo and Juliet. You know the
Speaker 3: bael of the movie is on.
Speaker 5: That madly deeply No not that.
Speaker 3: Get me out this thing.
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Speaker 3: Phone lines are going because the plan in excess.
Speaker 4: What I tell you, I've got a good feeling about
Speaker 4: the ten k today.
Speaker 3: Well that doesn't make any sense because it's not the
Speaker 3: song I played. It's national relaxation.
Speaker 4: That he's taken it to doesn't mean you can't win
Speaker 4: later in the day.
Speaker 3: You're quite right, So runs up until six o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow morning. I'll have that song title
Speaker 3: that's momentarily slipped by that I came down. I didn't
Speaker 3: come down now too, my wife did. And the title
Speaker 3: of today's show is d I y.
Speaker 4: The last twenty minutes just to research this soundtrack to
Speaker 4: Romeo and Julie.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna you know, I need Yeah in a suspense.
Speaker 3: It's a radio building, Yeah, to get people to tune
Speaker 3: in tomorrow morning to hear the big reveal.
Speaker 4: Of what song you your wife worked twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a revealed when I get home
Speaker 3: later on and I ask her what it was again.
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