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Speaker 1: Get a fresh way to drive home with will and

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Speaker 1: woody woods. You've proven yourself many times as one of

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Speaker 1: the cheapest people I ever met.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we badge I wear proudly.

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Speaker 3: Will I wear proudly, strangely cheap, cheap badge I wear proudly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, strangely proud though. I mean we even had a

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Speaker 1: cheap off on this show. You burst a whole bunch

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Speaker 1: of contenders who thought they were way cheaper than you,

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Speaker 1: and you.

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Speaker 2: Trounced to them. You absolutely trounced them.

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Speaker 3: Whenever I stay at a hotel, I replaced the alcohol

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Speaker 3: with water so I don't have to pay for the butt.

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Speaker 3: I hang a tea bag off my cupboard and continue

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Speaker 3: to reuse it for six months at a time. Every

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Speaker 3: single Saturday, I pretend I'm a parent of a child

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Speaker 3: so I can go to children's sport on the weekend,

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Speaker 3: so I can eat the free food at halftime. Damn,

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Speaker 3: I've top that since well, I've top that sense. It

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Speaker 3: was only yesterday that I actually got my dad to

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Speaker 3: be at my place to receive a TV unit. Someone

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Speaker 3: has to be home, and I suggested to Dad that

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Speaker 3: he could do that for me. I didn't inform my

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Speaker 3: dad that there was a seventy to eighty dollars fee

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Speaker 3: that needs to be paid.

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Speaker 2: Did I leave cash?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Not well.

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Speaker 3: And when dad's standing there with the removal guys who

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Speaker 3: have brought the thing over, he's gonna have to pay.

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Speaker 3: Am I going to pay him back? Probably?

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Speaker 2: Not well? And it's your own father. And that's how

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Speaker 2: that's how far I go. Well, I know that's how

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Speaker 2: far I go. I know you do.

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Speaker 1: Now look apart from stinging people with seventy dollars fees

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Speaker 1: and like, that's impressive A little bit, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I thought you'd like this though.

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Speaker 1: There's a guy who's got himself a story in news

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Speaker 1: dot com because he is self proclaimed cheapest tourist in

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 2: Please, ah, please, who is this guy? Who is he?

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Speaker 2: I knew he's got his own article.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea when he got published for this.

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Speaker 1: He's been published for the tightest budgets.

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Speaker 2: In the world.

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Speaker 3: Does he prove himself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So joint me to give you a little bit

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Speaker 1: of I'll give you a little bit of his lay layout, please. So,

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Speaker 1: for example, he lists the city and then he says,

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Speaker 1: this is how much.

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Speaker 2: You can get around for one day. This is the

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Speaker 2: cheapest day you could have. Okay, Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So for example, qual Lumpur in malisure very good, seventy

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Speaker 1: six dollars and ninety three cents.

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Speaker 3: Seventy six dollars in a day in Malaysia. What do

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Speaker 3: you do buy a bloody gold toilet will outrageous?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That pretty good stuff. So look what I thought we're

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Speaker 1: doing then, woulds is? I knew you'd be offended by this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a bit hurt that, you know, this guy's

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Speaker 3: rolling around saying that he's the cheapest I.

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Speaker 2: Got himself an article.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he got his own article in news dot

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Speaker 1: com by talking about how cheap he.

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Speaker 2: Is a travel person.

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Speaker 3: And I'm a big fan of news dot com and

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Speaker 3: it's a shame that they've you know, published this article

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Speaker 3: which is clearly wrong. This guy's quite flippant with his money.

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Speaker 2: He's throwing a dollar for on transport. I think it's

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Speaker 2: pretty good, completely flipping. Alright, good, I knew you'd be

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Speaker 2: upset up.

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Speaker 1: Next, what I want to do is, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: give you some travel hypotheticals, okay, and I want you

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Speaker 1: to prove your worth.

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Speaker 2: I want you well, you're no no worth.

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Speaker 1: I want you to see how you can cheap travel

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Speaker 1: your way out of a very expensive travel scenario, just

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Speaker 1: to show everyone, because right now you're all talk from

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Speaker 1: being honest, you're pot.

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Speaker 2: Shodding him for being a for being a not cheap traveler.

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Speaker 1: Up next, you've got your chance to show everyone you're

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Speaker 1: the cheapest traveler on the planet.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I would suggestipate, we'll get your pen and

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Speaker 3: paper if you want to save some cash, because these

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Speaker 3: will be some hot tips.

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Speaker 2: Well I don't think that will be hot. I think

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Speaker 2: they'll be disgusting.

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Speaker 1: You are the cheapest person I know, and that's a

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Speaker 1: compliment for you.

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Speaker 2: You've been a little bit offended.

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Speaker 1: There's an article on news dot com today about a

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Speaker 1: guy who basically put out this article about how to

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Speaker 1: travel the cheapest around some of the biggest cities in

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 2: Laughable.

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Speaker 3: Well, we remind everyone that he spent somehow managed to

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Speaker 3: spend seventy six dollars in Kuala Lumpur. I think it's

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Speaker 3: quite a lump poor, but that's like ten percent of

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Speaker 3: the GDP for the day. Will I mean, did he

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Speaker 3: did he stay in a palace when he was in

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Speaker 3: Kuala lump on he.

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Speaker 1: Spent forty eight dollars on accommodation, which I think is

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Speaker 1: ready good. All right, okay, all right now, now, given

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Speaker 1: that you can't actually go overseas and show your worth

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Speaker 1: right now, I thought what we do just to sort of,

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Speaker 1: you know, get your back, get you get a bit

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Speaker 1: of Q doss back for you, get a bit of

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Speaker 1: street rep back. Is I'm going to give you a

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Speaker 1: hypothetical scenario right now, travel scenario, and you have to

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Speaker 1: try and cheap your way out of it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great, just to.

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Speaker 2: See if you've got it.

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Speaker 1: If if you do well enough, you'll hear this because

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Speaker 1: you've saved a dollar.

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Speaker 3: Perfect, All right, here we go, all right, my wheelhouse,

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Speaker 3: My wheelhouse.

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Speaker 1: Hypothetical number one. Yes, you're in London. Yeah, okay, you're

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Speaker 1: in London. You've got dinner book booked with an estranged aunt. Okay, yeah, shocking, shocking.

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Speaker 1: She invites you out to a lavish restaurant, but at

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Speaker 1: the end of the meal, you're getting the vibe that

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Speaker 1: you might have to pay the bill.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm already in the restaurant when you're in.

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Speaker 2: The restaurant, Yeah, a nice restaurant.

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Speaker 3: Yeahs yeah, I would say to her, Hay's got to

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Speaker 3: run outside. This is a lie, but I'd say so,

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Speaker 3: I have a quick cigarette if you don't mind cigarette. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a lie. I don't smoke awful habit, but I've

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Speaker 3: got to think of a reason to get outside. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Sure I go outside where I'm feigning having the cigarette.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: At that point, I do damage to my clothing because

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Speaker 3: that'd be losing money. But I ruffle myself up a

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Speaker 3: little bit and maybe undo a few buttons, and then

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Speaker 3: punch myself in the face three times, quite hard. Punch

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Speaker 3: myself hard in the face three times, rough up my

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Speaker 3: hair a little bit, take my butt out. If I

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Speaker 3: can draw blood, that's a real win. Empty, empty, a

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Speaker 3: couple of pockets. Put my wallet in my jocks and look,

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Speaker 3: if you can get it in between the coins lot,

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Speaker 3: that's a dream. But I'm not sure what walle I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna have. But if you can get that in the

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Speaker 3: coins loot, that's perfect. Walk back in a strange dancer.

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Speaker 3: You won't believe it. I've just been mugged.

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Speaker 2: I saved a lot of cats.

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Speaker 3: I'll continue. No no, no, no, no, no, no no no no,

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Speaker 3: you wait for this. This is the real gold mine here.

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Speaker 3: Not only do I have to pay for the meal,

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Speaker 3: I would then say to her, Hey, I'm here for

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Speaker 3: another two weeks, and now I've got no cash.

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Speaker 2: Mind. If you spot me hit me with.

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Speaker 3: I'm probably getting four to five hundred pounds out of that, well,

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Speaker 3: four to five hundred pounds.

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Speaker 2: Totally free money. Completely flip that scenario.

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Speaker 3: Than you have that cheap traveler onions dot com.

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Speaker 2: All right, Second one, you're taking this so personally. There's

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Speaker 2: so much aggression in your voice. Next one, you're living

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Speaker 2: in Malaysia.

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Speaker 1: Your family come to visit you, but you only want

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Speaker 1: to spend twenty dollars on them for the whole week.

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Speaker 2: How do you go about it? I just want to

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Speaker 2: spend twenty dollars for the whole week. Okay, really love

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Speaker 2: lifting the bar here. You know you've drilled the first one. Yeah, yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 3: So I tell my parents and to my whole family

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Speaker 3: that what I've been focusing on in Malaysia is basically

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Speaker 3: switching off, getting off the grid. I just taken to

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Speaker 3: somebody park or something. Let's just take them to the

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Speaker 3: bush and go right. I goes, sit down, We've got

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Speaker 3: a bag of ice and a poss with some hot

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Speaker 3: water boom platform. Well, I mean you said twenty bucks.

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Speaker 3: I've probably done that in three and with the seventeen bucks,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'll buy some shares, all right.

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Speaker 1: Not asking for me to turn a profit on these.

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Speaker 2: Times.

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Speaker 3: I've made money myself.

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Speaker 2: Final one. You're in Paris. Your girlfriend keeps uh, you've

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Speaker 2: got a girlfriend. I mean, this is a parallel universe,

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Speaker 2: obviously you Embaris your girlfriend. She keeps walking you past

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Speaker 2: a jewelry store.

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Speaker 1: It's Christmas time, and she keeps mentioning Christmas presents.

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Speaker 2: Walking past the jewelry show. There's loads of hints coming out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you don't want to spend any money on her?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, great, great, great, Okay, So I

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Speaker 3: think I want to do And actually i'd actually walk

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Speaker 3: her more. I'd walk her to where the jewelry store

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Speaker 3: is and I'd say it's over.

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Speaker 2: Hit me, no cash here, no cash here? See what

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Speaker 2: you're hearing.

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