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Speaker 1: Podcasting. Now, Woods, let's get down to business, because over

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Speaker 1: the last few weeks, or even over the last year,

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend Sam has been the sole victim of our

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Speaker 1: prank calls.

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Speaker 2: And let's be honest, they're just not working anymore.

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Speaker 1: No, she's picking our voices, she's picking our characters. I mean,

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Speaker 1: she's get into the words. She's laughing in our face.

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Speaker 2: Listen, my name's Paul Rowitz. I'm calling from Aldi.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where they came from.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I guess.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is getting a bit.

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Speaker 4: Of been Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: No, no stick of that.

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Speaker 1: Our credibility is rock bottom. We've tried everything we possibly can.

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Speaker 1: But then recently a very recent development in both well

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Speaker 1: your personal life for starters, but now in our professional

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Speaker 1: pranking lives, you woulds got a girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Got some fresh meat to prank will. So here's what

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Speaker 2: I've done. A week in go I fabricated an email

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Speaker 2: from our pr department. Okay, I sent that email onto

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Speaker 2: my girlfriend and basically saying that media is interested in

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Speaker 2: doing a story on Woody finding love in Lockdown.

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Speaker 1: So she's obviously been out of the game for well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she bought that, and then I basically said, the

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Speaker 2: pr people are just going to give you a call

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Speaker 2: and basically run through some example questions of things.

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Speaker 1: That the media might ask you to get the scoop

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Speaker 1: on Woody.

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Speaker 2: So we have her right where we were, and.

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Speaker 1: Also it's pretty fresh as well. She's going to want

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Speaker 1: to impress and say the right thing, all that sort

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Speaker 1: of gear. It is an outrageous phone call and play

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Speaker 1: it for you guys right up next. But seriously, she

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Speaker 1: gets the hook, the line, the sinker all in her

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Speaker 1: mouth and I mean that comment seems pertinent right now.

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Speaker 1: Have a listened to this?

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Speaker 3: Do you have a name for his penis or his boss?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is actually a funny one because

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Speaker 4: we were both naming our parts the other day.

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Speaker 2: It's a real insight into my household.

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Speaker 1: You hear all of that right up next week break

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Speaker 1: what he's brand new girlfriend and for the first time

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Speaker 1: pasting right now though, woulds You're in a new relationship

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Speaker 1: with called and this is a stitch up that's been

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Speaker 1: a week in the build up, getting all the pieces

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Speaker 1: in the right place. She's ripe for the picking. She's

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Speaker 1: expecting a phone call and this is about to be mortifying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to fill people in. I fabricated an email last

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Speaker 2: week basically from a PR person within the company saying

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Speaker 2: that they're wanting to call her about media opportunities about

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Speaker 2: our relationship. So she is basically expecting a call from

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Speaker 2: a PR person. We've got Sarah in here, one of

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Speaker 2: our producers. Sarah, welcome back, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Is it all?

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Speaker 2: I've armed you with a whole bunch of really embarrassing

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Speaker 2: questions to ask an Yep, she thinks she has to

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Speaker 2: do this to prepare for interviews. Yeah, I think we

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Speaker 2: could get some wild stuff here.

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Speaker 1: You ready to go? Have you come to it with

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Speaker 1: the list though?

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Speaker 3: Sarah like, yeah, I think I think I can give

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Speaker 3: this a crack.

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Speaker 1: All right, amazing because the questions are wild. Here we go.

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Speaker 4: Hello and speaking hi.

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Speaker 3: And this is calling from the farm, and how are

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Speaker 3: you going?

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Speaker 4: Oh good? Thanks? How are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Not too bad?

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Speaker 5: Thanks. I'm just wondering, has Woody actually touched base with

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Speaker 5: you that I was going to be making a phone

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Speaker 5: call and just asking you a couple of questions.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he has. He didn't really know what was going

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Speaker 4: to the ass though.

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Speaker 5: That's okay. The whole idea for me calling is to

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Speaker 5: just give you a bit of a run through some

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Speaker 5: of the questions you could be potentially asked. You don't

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Speaker 5: have to stress about it. We just want you to

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Speaker 5: be honest because these are things you might have to

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Speaker 5: prepare for.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sound good.

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Speaker 3: Sweet, Okay, how did you meet?

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Speaker 4: We met at my pub that I work out, so

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Speaker 4: he came in with the team and yeah, I was

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Speaker 4: their waitress.

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Speaker 1: Great.

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Speaker 3: What did you like about Woody when you saw him?

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Speaker 4: Oh, gosh, I don't know. It was one of those

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Speaker 4: things that when I was he was one of the

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Speaker 4: last ones to rock up, and because of COVID, we

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Speaker 4: have to get everyone sign in, so I was being

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Speaker 4: real strict about it, walking up to their tables, making

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Speaker 4: to everyone was signing in, and he just caught me.

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Speaker 4: He looked at me, and then he looked back at

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Speaker 4: the table, but then looked at me again, and we

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Speaker 4: both I don't know, we have this spark straight away.

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Speaker 3: Fantastic. Has he done anything romantic for you?

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Speaker 4: He has cooked me dinner a couple of times. Well,

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Speaker 4: I do a lot of the cooking and he's his

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Speaker 4: cooking is it's good, but he thinks mine's a lot better.

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Speaker 4: At least he's put in a lot of effort for me.

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Speaker 4: So that's the main thing for good.

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Speaker 3: Will you get married?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, i'd say yes.

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Speaker 3: Yep, there's no there's no paws there.

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Speaker 4: No, no, we both feel it, which is nice.

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Speaker 1: Great.

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Speaker 3: Have you got a name for his penis or his balls?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is actually a funny one because

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Speaker 4: we were both naming our parts the other day. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: We called it Billy and Bob. I don't know they

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Speaker 4: start with B. He named my boobs Tina Turner or

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Speaker 4: just having such a laugh about certain things.

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Speaker 3: Well, has he got talking about names? Has he got

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Speaker 3: a pet name for you?

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Speaker 1: Or you know?

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Speaker 4: Yeah he does. He calls me the a floaded Bogan.

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Speaker 4: So I'm always complaining about how floated I.

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Speaker 3: How romantic of him. Really so funny, All right, well

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Speaker 3: I'm going to throw a different way.

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Speaker 5: Are you concerned at all about wood? He's past ex

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Speaker 5: reality star girlfriends?

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Speaker 4: No, No, we've spoken about it. Obviously. There was a

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Speaker 4: bit of a teething stage whenever Will would bring up something.

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Speaker 4: But everyone's got a past and he's filled me in

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Speaker 4: on everything. I'm just like, is there any other skeletons

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Speaker 4: in the closet? And said no, so I think we're

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Speaker 4: pretty good and if anything, it's just made us stronger

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Speaker 4: when things like that come up.

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Speaker 5: So, yeah, would you rate Woodi's penises small, medium, A large?

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Speaker 4: I would say it is perfect for me.

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Speaker 5: Great answer, that's a that's a great answer.

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Speaker 2: Great answer and perfect answer.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're listening, it's perfect. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: you're listening. Are you go stitching me up? Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: this is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you revealed what we call my balls.

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm like, it's like, this is a coincidence.

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Speaker 4: Why are these questions being asked?

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Speaker 3: Well, sorry for Sarah who had to ask you the question.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry Anne.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you guys are asshole.

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Speaker 1: And that was actually the sweetest interview I've ever heard,

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Speaker 1: Like you were so nice, like even when you knew

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Speaker 1: he had a tiny dick, you said it was.

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Speaker 4: You see what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and

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Speaker 4: Facebook search Will and Woody