Speaker 1: Hey, let's just welcome back to the Mason cock Show.
Speaker 1: Big preview episode today. To start us off, Carlton versus Melbourne.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be an interesting one. We also have teams
Speaker 1: traveling a bunch of this week. We've got Tasmania's got
Speaker 1: a trip over there, We've got to trip up to
Speaker 1: the Northern Territory and Colinwood's gotta go to Marvel. So
Speaker 1: it's a big, big trip for us. And also we
Speaker 1: have all the questions from everyone that put him in.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much as always, but we'll get straight
Speaker 1: into it starting now without further ado min welcome Brighton.
Speaker 2: Not as big as last week, couldn't get much bigger
Speaker 2: than Rivalry.
Speaker 1: But there's a bit of travel in this week, thoug.
Speaker 1: You know, we've got a game in Tasmania, we've got
Speaker 1: game of the Nordon Territory and we have to travel
Speaker 1: to Marvel. So it's gonna be a big wake. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a big wake it. But we'll start off
Speaker 1: with a massive match Carlton versus Melbourne at the mcg
Speaker 1: Melbourne beat Geelong last week.
Speaker 3: Finally no one's undefeated.
Speaker 2: Now what happened to did Carlton win last week.
Speaker 1: Carleton did not win. Unfortunately they lost us, so it's
Speaker 1: going to be a big match for them. Massive crowd.
Speaker 1: I'm going to assume here at the MCG for this one,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be a big game for both
Speaker 1: clubs to try to continue I guess their strive for
Speaker 1: the top eight in the top four this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I find this more interesting from a Carleton front
Speaker 2: looking ahead, you players and the coaches. Are we one
Speaker 2: game at a time. We don't like to look ahead
Speaker 2: and all that bullshit. Carlton v Melbourne this week, then
Speaker 2: they got Sydney at the SCG next week, so they
Speaker 2: don't want to be on a bit of a slide.
Speaker 2: So we better get some wins going, is what the
Speaker 2: Carlton fans would be saying. So they need to start
Speaker 2: here on the Thursday night against the Melbourne Demons. But yeah,
Speaker 2: massive game. And I'm going to back in Melbourne after
Speaker 2: what they did to Geelong. But after last week's preview,
Speaker 2: we suck at who we think is going to win.
Speaker 2: Car Clocks got up last week. Clocks got up, got up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm gonna say Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna that's this tough. I'm gonna go Carlton this one.
Speaker 1: It's going to come down to essentially one of the
Speaker 1: best back lines in the in the league versus one
Speaker 1: of the most potent forward lines you got Leaver, May
Speaker 1: versus Krono and Mackay. We're going to see exactly who wins.
Speaker 1: That matchup is going to be juicy, absolutely juicy. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Carlton. This one is gonna be a
Speaker 1: close one though.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a good one. And we go
Speaker 2: back to back with them because on the Friday night
Speaker 2: Geelong Port gm HbA. Both clubs a bit disappointing last week.
Speaker 2: Geelong lost in Melbourne. Port lost to the crosstown rivals
Speaker 2: in Adelaide. But now they have to go all the
Speaker 2: way to Geelong to play, and Geelong will be happy
Speaker 2: that they're back at home, real home, not fake home,
Speaker 2: real home. And yeah, they're looking both teams looking to
Speaker 2: bounce back. But I don't see Port winning this one.
Speaker 1: Nah, It's gonna be a tough one. Port rosie out obviously.
Speaker 1: Now with the hamstring. I've got Geelong winning this. I've
Speaker 1: got Tomahawk.
Speaker 3: It's going to kick a goal this week.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: Can we go cock logs, locks on single legs like
Speaker 2: goal kickers.
Speaker 1: Or you do whatever you want with your cock your business.
Speaker 2: I'm not picking. I'm not picking Tom Hawk. I'm staying off.
Speaker 2: He will kick a goal. He's going to kick a goal.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm going to go Yeah, Geelong to win
Speaker 2: that one. Jess Cameron's gotta we love Jazz, we love.
Speaker 2: He had a couple of little wavering moments last week,
Speaker 2: which is very unlike him. So I feel he's going
Speaker 2: to go psycho this weekend, and I feel bad for
Speaker 2: Port because they're going to have to be in the
Speaker 2: way of it.
Speaker 1: It's going to be an interesting one. Along this one'll
Speaker 1: move on to the next one. Free versus Sydney at
Speaker 1: Optis we talked about this very underrated team. I feel
Speaker 1: like this year interesting, isn't it. Sydney Big W versus
Speaker 1: WS last week. Yeah, get a bit of momentary.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Big W not a sponsor of the podcast.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 1: Sydney obviously very very good team right now. Freeo also
Speaker 1: very good team, coming off a big win last week.
Speaker 1: It's their home game over there in Perth.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a tough one, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to go. Most people probably pick Sidney on this one.
Speaker 1: I'm going to actually choose Free. I'm going to back
Speaker 1: Frio in this.
Speaker 2: I was actually looking at it going like I'm thinking
Speaker 2: Freo as well, because we look at those midfields and
Speaker 2: geez they Free, I rack them up.
Speaker 1: They so wrong.
Speaker 2: Young was massive last week, so I think they can
Speaker 2: go to head to head with Sydney, who have just
Speaker 2: an absolute force in there in the midfield. But what
Speaker 2: I do like about Frio is they can shut those
Speaker 2: games down. They can shut the ship out of a game,
Speaker 2: and I feel like they might be able to do
Speaker 2: that against Sydney at home. I feel like I'm going
Speaker 2: to get on the Frio train.
Speaker 1: The fog, the Grundy versus Sean Doris.
Speaker 2: Big genuine r clashing bodies into each other.
Speaker 1: It'll be great.
Speaker 3: Nothing sexier than that.
Speaker 2: All it.
Speaker 1: Everyone. I hope it's raining. Oh baby, we'll get into
Speaker 1: the next game. Hawthorne versus Saint Kilda down at Littnie.
Speaker 1: We're going down to Tasmania. Let's get this tazzy devils
Speaker 1: Devil's team, Let's get some of their future supporters up
Speaker 1: and about. Get him over there watching the Hawthorn versus
Speaker 1: Saint Kill. The game Hawthorne coming off a big win, Yeah,
Speaker 1: come off big win against the Western Bulldogs and Saint
Speaker 1: Killed absolutely smashing at North Melbourne last week, gonna be
Speaker 1: an interesting one of.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go St Kilda.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a It's an interesting game for different reasons,
Speaker 2: isn't it not. It wouldn't put it as a blockbuster
Speaker 2: on paper, but yeah, both teams coming off a handy win.
Speaker 2: Probably Hawthorne's a bit more impressive, but yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: jeepers down down in Tazzy.
Speaker 1: What would you do?
Speaker 2: Would you start pulling your club out of Tazzy knowing
Speaker 2: that you know, like Tazzy's gonna get a team in there.
Speaker 1: Well, this is the interesting wasting kind of time there. Well,
Speaker 1: Halthorn is sponsored by Tasmania, like Tasmania's you know, I
Speaker 1: guess tourist organization is gonna stop spoting. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: will move that sponsorship over to the Tazzy Devils once
Speaker 1: they come in, and there's no.
Speaker 3: Doubt about that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess you got to fulfill that contract
Speaker 1: while it still exists with half ORNs.
Speaker 2: You know where I would go. I'd probably go I
Speaker 2: wouldn't go to a Chuka. Sorry a chucker, that's a
Speaker 2: bit traitorous of me.
Speaker 3: But some love to your home area.
Speaker 2: I reckon get up to Aubrey. Aubrey's big joint. Plenty
Speaker 2: of people to get around. Aubrey Wodonga. You take both. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't say, hey, stay over at your side region.
Speaker 2: You take Aubrey with Doonga and you take that as
Speaker 2: a region. You go up there. They've got really good facilities.
Speaker 2: The storm went up there during the hub lockdown stuff.
Speaker 1: They're playing Ballarat, so then it makes sense. It's better.
Speaker 2: It's better Ballarat's cold. Get up there more towards the Sunday. Anyway,
Speaker 2: back onto this, I was deflecting to give myself more
Speaker 2: time before I said Saints will win this one. I reckon,
Speaker 2: Saints get the They're getting the train back on the
Speaker 2: tracks to ROSSI going towards finals, so I'll give this
Speaker 2: one to the Saints. Oh man, it's good to see
Speaker 2: Hawks get the dub game.
Speaker 1: It's just in different places, you know, you showing the
Speaker 1: love around the country. We'll move it to the next game,
Speaker 1: Essendon versus g WS at Marvel just because that Marvel.
Speaker 2: It makes it interesting because Essendon, they chase, they they
Speaker 2: bring the pressure, they got the good forwards, they got
Speaker 2: Zachi Merrit and the guts. He gets his thirty plus
Speaker 2: and he kicks a couple of goals, tackles his little
Speaker 2: ass off.
Speaker 1: Why you're putting this? Do you sound like you're gonna
Speaker 1: go against your boys? Yeah? No, is that true.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna, but it's one of those ones that
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm not confident about it at all, but
Speaker 2: I will go GWS because they kind of making a
Speaker 2: bit of a fool of me of late, because I
Speaker 2: say they win anywhere any time, and apparently they can't
Speaker 2: win anywhere at any time. So get a win in
Speaker 2: this one and Essendon what I will say, lowest percentage
Speaker 2: in the eight by a country mile. So something's got
Speaker 2: to even up there. Something's got to even up the
Speaker 2: blog GWS, or they should probably lose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just gonna piss you off. I just love
Speaker 1: that I'm shooting your accident just to just to make
Speaker 1: you mad. At the end of the big fella, Jakie
Speaker 1: Stringer is gonna kick five. He's gonna barrel through some people.
Speaker 1: I don't want to just make a mockery of you.
Speaker 1: You give me a d M at the end of
Speaker 1: this game.
Speaker 2: Freaking Essendon scuff on or something out of here, Come
Speaker 2: on the Giants.
Speaker 1: Big big sound, big big sound.
Speaker 3: It is west of Melbourne, Marvel.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll go into Richmond versus the Western Bulldogs of
Speaker 1: the MCG. Actually an interesting matchup obviously. Western Bulldogs quite
Speaker 1: a bit of headlines this week as every week they lose.
Speaker 1: Unfortunate for them to have to deal with that. Richmond
Speaker 1: quite a few injuries. Yeah, it's not going so well
Speaker 1: for them at the moment at the MCG.
Speaker 3: I think the Bulldogs would get.
Speaker 1: This Bulldogs bounce back.
Speaker 3: This kills it.
Speaker 2: Where if you've been following the Bulldogs, they go terrible
Speaker 2: as performance writing's like coming out, they got the newspaper articles,
Speaker 2: they got all this stuff.
Speaker 1: Backs against the wall.
Speaker 2: Then they get a win, just to have a little
Speaker 2: breath above water, and then straight back under whoever their
Speaker 2: verse in the week after the will probably flog them again.
Speaker 2: So they come out, they get this done. I'm looking ahead.
Speaker 2: Should I look ahead and trap? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: It's gone.
Speaker 2: Western Bulldogs are my cock lo How crazy is that?
Speaker 2: I would have never made I would have never have
Speaker 2: thunk that one. But yeah, it's just a hard week
Speaker 2: to pick.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's not.
Speaker 2: I just feel like Richmond are just decimated by injury,
Speaker 2: so it's going to be a rough all trot from
Speaker 2: don't have injuries, wine, they just can't win footy.
Speaker 1: Just win this one, would you.
Speaker 3: The absolutely that was there for.
Speaker 2: The big Fords to lead in so it should help
Speaker 2: the Bulldogs.
Speaker 1: Okay, to the next game, Gold Coast versus North Melbourne
Speaker 1: Football Club Stadium up in Darwin. Look, I was gonna
Speaker 1: straight up about Cockrocker the week, my boys, the sun's
Speaker 1: going to get up over North Melbourne. I knew you
Speaker 1: up in there. They play well in the northern territory
Speaker 1: of the Gold Coast Suns. They you know, they're up
Speaker 1: in Queensland. It's a bit sweaty up there, a bit humid,
Speaker 1: you know, the same thing goes.
Speaker 2: It's a bit Stewart Jewey up there.
Speaker 1: Classic dad joke. He's not there anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I if I was part of the t I
Speaker 2: O stadium up there, part of the Darwin board up
Speaker 2: there picking and choosing what games, I probably asked for
Speaker 2: a bit of a discount on this one. When Gold
Speaker 2: Coast North up there, Ripper, Hey, they're searching fire and
Speaker 2: wine for some North fans out there. Maybe they're in Darwin.
Speaker 2: So we'll get to see who turns up to this one.
Speaker 2: But I don't think they'll.
Speaker 1: Get the w.
Speaker 2: I got to back in Gold Coast to get the rebound,
Speaker 2: and I very much think it's going to be a
Speaker 2: strong outing for do you want to go over under
Speaker 2: on audience for this one? Oh God, I'm just thinking
Speaker 2: it's going to be.
Speaker 1: It's going to be.
Speaker 2: Is gold Coast going to be carrying the load?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: Is Gold Coast going to have like a whole heap
Speaker 2: of fans up there? It is up there, like, oh god,
Speaker 2: there's going to be there will be.
Speaker 1: Right, this will be what it is, right fans.
Speaker 2: There will be three thousand there and they'll say that
Speaker 2: there was six thousand there.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: I'll go over five thousand. Yeah, but there won't be,
Speaker 2: but they'll say there is.
Speaker 3: It's all good for the game, right.
Speaker 1: We'll move it to the next game, Adelaide versus Brisbane
Speaker 1: at Adelaide Oval Adelaide coming off a big win over
Speaker 1: Port Adelaide last week. Yeah, who do you have in
Speaker 1: this one. I've got Adelaide, I got the dub helm.
Speaker 1: Last week they're on a bit of tear against Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: Harrow Is Rotchie reserve team could have beat Gold Coast
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 3: You don't say that.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the game?
Speaker 2: Brisbane looked okay and then they lost four players. So yeah,
Speaker 2: it's they're going to be taking a young team over
Speaker 2: to Adelaide and it'll be if they can win this.
Speaker 2: This is one of those ones. Circle the wagon rally,
Speaker 2: the troops get over there, get the w get out
Speaker 2: back to Brisbane and you might be underway. I just
Speaker 2: don't see it happening because Adelaide's on the run. They
Speaker 2: got the players on the park.
Speaker 3: Adelaide at home.
Speaker 1: They seem to be going pretty well this year. I
Speaker 1: mean it's it's tough not to pick them. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to go Adelaide to win that one. Now, the
Speaker 1: last one of the round, Collingwood versus West Coast, we
Speaker 1: have a big travel coming up.
Speaker 3: It's not my favorite travel.
Speaker 2: You catch your team bus over with individual cars.
Speaker 1: We walked to the mcg and we drive to Marvel
Speaker 1: as far as we travel, but yeah, West Coast Eagles
Speaker 1: very calling it at Marvel. Few people are going to
Speaker 1: be out this week, I think with us. Obviously Bow's
Speaker 1: got concussion. I don't like this game at all.
Speaker 2: I always hate this game all Marvel a few years ago.
Speaker 2: That's why it makes me nervous. One Marvel bit weird,
Speaker 2: spooky bit.
Speaker 1: There's a playing at your boss's house, which is really
Speaker 1: odd AFL house. I hate playing it, like, I mean, like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine going and being like, hey, you know mine,
Speaker 1: just like coming over doing a bit of work at
Speaker 1: the house. Do you if your boss said that it's
Speaker 1: really weird. It's a bit weird. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's above the tribunal tribunals underneath it.
Speaker 3: Andrew Delan is looking upon us, you know, with the
Speaker 3: doctor Evil.
Speaker 2: Just something about Marvel. I mean it's probably great for
Speaker 2: the home teams that are at Marvel, but we.
Speaker 3: Are the home team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, West Coast they seem to get up
Speaker 2: to play calling.
Speaker 1: They love playing between us after this and yeah, Greenie.
Speaker 2: They take it very personally. They just want to beat
Speaker 2: you every time. The fact that they're actually playing some
Speaker 2: okay footy is a bit freaky because.
Speaker 3: That's into the line last week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Are you excited because you get to see Harley Reid
Speaker 2: in the flesh, in the flesh, not just in the papers,
Speaker 2: not just on the footy shows, You get to see
Speaker 2: Harley Reid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'm excited for this one. It'll be good.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's by no means. I think you look
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the year West Coast, a lot
Speaker 1: of people are probably looking at last year and the
Speaker 1: way they finished and the credit to them, they've been
Speaker 1: playing really well. So yeah, you know, we'll have a
Speaker 1: bit we'll have to dive into on you know, opposition
Speaker 1: analysis and things like that.
Speaker 2: Interesting, interesting game. Obviously we're going Collingwood. But I don't
Speaker 2: like it. I never like it. Just get the win,
Speaker 2: thank the win, and move on.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that vote of confidence. It
Speaker 1: really was convincing. We're going to move into one of
Speaker 1: our favorite parts now the footy is done, and we're
Speaker 1: going to ask the footy questions and the questions from
Speaker 1: the audience on the social media. We put it up
Speaker 1: on Instagram every single week to answer your questions of
Speaker 1: what's going on on a life a bit of dating,
Speaker 1: bit of footy, bit of everything. You know, just give
Speaker 1: you an update of what's happening. Now do you want
Speaker 1: to run.
Speaker 2: Jump into this? Because they're normally directed at you. So
Speaker 2: I'm the question guy, how many running bounces have you
Speaker 2: had in your career? That's from Burt Pie's fifty.
Speaker 1: Five two goals from three bounces. One bounce on a wing,
Speaker 1: didn't have such, just didn't have a shot at goal,
Speaker 1: and then two that were a bouncing on the run
Speaker 1: slotted it. Geelong, Geelong and Fremantle, I think too.
Speaker 3: I want to say, yeah.
Speaker 1: You did have something against gold Coast.
Speaker 3: Gold Coast is the one on the wing.
Speaker 1: I think I was subbed in and there was no
Speaker 1: one on the wing, and then I was just in
Speaker 1: a paddock and the ball got switched to me and
Speaker 1: I was like what do I do? And I accidentally
Speaker 1: played on and I had about thirty meters as a cover,
Speaker 1: so I had to bounce it. Yeah. Right, Luckily it
Speaker 1: came back to me in some shape or fashion. I'm
Speaker 1: not really sure. I think Pendle's bounced off a pigeon better,
Speaker 1: and I did that actually myself.
Speaker 2: I think Max Gorne is proud of the fact that
Speaker 2: he hasn't added career bounds.
Speaker 3: Credit to him too.
Speaker 2: It's pretty impressive. Now, how many touches head. That's what
Speaker 2: happens when midfielders are hungry after a night game. How
Speaker 2: do you fall asleep after being so hyped?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's very tough. Sometimes players will take sleeping medication,
Speaker 1: a bit of magnesium, you know, and stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people have that. I actually didn't have any of that
Speaker 1: this week, and I paid the price nill til four am.
Speaker 1: You finish, you do a bit of recovery and everything
Speaker 1: after with that late game seven forty start. You might
Speaker 1: get back to the club rou I'm eleven thirty midnight,
Speaker 1: a bit of recovery in there till twelve thirty one ish,
Speaker 1: and then you get home and you try to find
Speaker 1: some food. At that point you had to cook up
Speaker 1: some food, stared at the ceiling for about two hours,
Speaker 1: couldn't fall asleep, and then eventually got sleep. But then
Speaker 1: the next day you have it off, so you can
Speaker 1: kind of like sleep in. So it is a rough deal.
Speaker 1: It's one of the worst parts about it.
Speaker 2: But do you ever go down to the beach and
Speaker 2: do that beach recovery stuff?
Speaker 3: At midnight.
Speaker 1: No, like the next morning, next morning.
Speaker 2: Like the responsible players get up, go down the beach
Speaker 2: and go out like at six am.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not a six am or I will. I
Speaker 1: will go to the club. I live like right around
Speaker 1: the corner from the club, so I just kind of
Speaker 1: walk over there and I took my bike in this
Speaker 1: week you know, you're a little person, which was nice.
Speaker 1: And then did a bunch of recovering stuff over there,
Speaker 1: which was good.
Speaker 2: Like a beach in the arve kind of guy, tasty.
Speaker 2: I subscribe to the fact that I don't like sand.
Speaker 2: Sands not great myself. Sands gets in shit in your
Speaker 2: socks and your hair.
Speaker 1: It takes ages to get out.
Speaker 2: Not a big fan of wind. Yeah, both things always
Speaker 2: exist at the beach. But we all love the beach so.
Speaker 1: Clean experience, and then you want to shower shraft in it.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just annoyance.
Speaker 2: But it's something that we've been told we have to
Speaker 2: like it, so we like it. This one's good because
Speaker 2: I do podcasts after podcast with you, and I never asked, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I'm not a very caring, empathetic person.
Speaker 1: How's your hand, Oh the hand, Yeah, it's good. It's
Speaker 1: actually recovering pretty well still, but swollen and stuff.
Speaker 2: Here I saw it you wear when you take your
Speaker 2: glove off, it's like a shield, little.
Speaker 3: Cast that doesn't allow it to kind of like bend bad.
Speaker 2: It looks kind of like the Phantom of the Opera
Speaker 2: mask that little half mile.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should do that. There's a little look into
Speaker 1: the future. It's good now it's going well. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: progressing in the right direction.
Speaker 2: So you're not gloving for the whole year hopefully not.
Speaker 1: No, I'm hoping maybe another week or two, and then
Speaker 1: maybe the glove's gone and you've been putting it up
Speaker 1: your leg tights what do they call it? Skins? Skins
Speaker 1: whenever I do such shots. Yeah, so it's a bit
Speaker 1: of a thing. But I think that's the next question. Actually, Britt,
Speaker 1: you've led us straight into the next.
Speaker 2: Well, the hand thing was from Rob Klack, but yeah,
Speaker 2: this one, why do you take that? It's more why
Speaker 2: why do you take the glove off? When you're having
Speaker 2: a set shot that's from Elisa.
Speaker 3: You get more consistency, I think on your grip.
Speaker 1: So does it stick or does it slide? It's well
Speaker 1: to pay if it's wright outside, it slides. But if
Speaker 1: it's like kind of dry, sometimes sticks. So whenever you
Speaker 1: have like a hand's like what are you train with?
Speaker 1: You train with your hands? So yeah, whenever you, whenever
Speaker 1: I do try to take it off. Unfortunate whenever you,
Speaker 1: because then you go to somehow jig that thing back on.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's sit there looking like an idiot for a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 2: But I didn't notice that because the second time when
Speaker 2: you did miss the first time, I could see it
Speaker 2: dangling out the bottom of your's skins. Second time I
Speaker 2: was like, where deal? What do you do with this
Speaker 2: glovey shelvet or something like? How do you put that
Speaker 2: thing back on that quick?
Speaker 1: You just try to It's not pretty. But like we
Speaker 1: had to stop at shraft so it worked out. But yeah,
Speaker 1: unique experience say that.
Speaker 2: How many days would you last on? How many days
Speaker 2: would you last on a loan Australia? This is from
Speaker 2: your mate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Corb love you, bro, I love you. Thank you
Speaker 1: for putting the out. I need to know what a
Speaker 1: loan Australia is. It's essentially gets stuck in the Tasmania.
Speaker 1: The first season was You're Stuck in the Tasmanian wilderness
Speaker 1: by yourself, and you have to survive longer than any
Speaker 1: other people. So it's any player that gets drafted to
Speaker 1: this new team.
Speaker 3: Well it's yeah.
Speaker 1: I was going to say it's kind of like one
Speaker 1: of the team's off season training schedules, but I won't
Speaker 1: go I want to go there. Yeah, it's you get
Speaker 1: dropped off in the dwiliderans. You have to last longer
Speaker 1: than the other contestants. Right, Yeah, I love this because
Speaker 1: it's from my friend who is just He is the
Speaker 1: person I go to for outdoor education. Right, he's the man.
Speaker 1: So the answer is definitely not as long as this man.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would last. I'd last longer than
Speaker 1: the average person. I would say I'd be able to
Speaker 1: probably make a fire and finding food question mark.
Speaker 2: But you wouldn't forage for berries, but you could get
Speaker 2: stuff from the trees.
Speaker 1: How many days can you go without food? Seven seven days?
Speaker 1: It's water that gets you. I'd find water. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to go ten days, ten days and that would
Speaker 1: be done.
Speaker 2: And if you don't make it out, you have to
Speaker 2: marry your cousin. I think that's how it works. Let's
Speaker 2: jump into it. YEA food people want to know what
Speaker 2: American food or rest. I want one of these American
Speaker 2: food and an American restaurant that you miss the most.
Speaker 1: That's from Joseph Lemon. I get this all the time.
Speaker 1: American food, barbecue and Mexican food. Mexican food here not
Speaker 1: the same. I need someone like someone's family run business
Speaker 1: where like out the back, making like a traditional Mexican
Speaker 1: either one. To be honest, I don't like goozs and
Speaker 1: domes right, that's like as close as goose Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Looking for a sponsor, I.
Speaker 1: Would actually like food. I don't even give a about money.
Speaker 1: Just get me food. I miss them as much as
Speaker 1: you want. If we have a sponsor, now, American restaurant.
Speaker 1: I'm a Chick fil A man. If anyone's ever been
Speaker 1: to America like Chick fil yeah he did. Actually he
Speaker 1: knows that because that's the first thing I eat. Like.
Speaker 1: I land in Dallas Airport and there's a Chick fil
Speaker 1: A in the airport, I go get that before I
Speaker 1: leave the air get my bags. What's your Chick fil A?
Speaker 3: Order?
Speaker 1: Spiced chicken sandwich, would put pepper jack cheese on top,
Speaker 1: and then an Arnold Palmer drink, which is half the
Speaker 1: sweet tea, half lemonade. It is just diabetes in a cup.
Speaker 1: Great intro to America. Do I do chips? I feel
Speaker 1: like they do deep so good. Such a waste of
Speaker 1: potato like mass, I feel like a waff of fry.
Speaker 1: But I don't care how big the cup. Oh man,
Speaker 1: you got to get the large is what is not
Speaker 1: even available in this country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's ones where they have to sell the a Stanley.
Speaker 1: Cup if you know what I'm talking about massive, So
Speaker 1: there's that. But yeah, that's the two.
Speaker 2: I think your dad actually look after you as well.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, what was the worst thing he
Speaker 2: did growing up as a kid, And he was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think. It wasn't too bad.
Speaker 1: It was pretty good.
Speaker 3: I got caught out past curfew a few times.
Speaker 1: Did you.
Speaker 2: Did you listen to the podcast with you and your brother?
Speaker 2: You said like you stole the truck or whatever and
Speaker 2: used to drive it down the hill.
Speaker 3: I used to roll down.
Speaker 1: We used to turn it off and then put the
Speaker 1: clutch ink so it was a manual and just rolled
Speaker 1: down the hill into the driveway.
Speaker 3: I mean, sorry, I.
Speaker 2: Hope you didn't listen to that podcast because you know
Speaker 2: a few things. Let's move into the dating all adults
Speaker 2: now dating questions. I wanted to start off with this one,
Speaker 2: but you got to name a player from Collingwood. I
Speaker 2: want both a player that you would never let date
Speaker 2: your daughter and a player that you would love to
Speaker 2: date your daughter.
Speaker 1: I would say Patlapinsk. Oh, yeah, he's the nicest. He's
Speaker 1: a beautiful human. So the offspring is going to be amazing,
Speaker 1: or at least half of it will beautiful. He's the
Speaker 1: nicest human you ever meet. P Penske is the person
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to pick. Now, who would I
Speaker 1: not want to date my daughter? Jesus is an interesting one.
Speaker 3: To say.
Speaker 1: I was about to throw one under the vice. I
Speaker 1: don't going to say this, but who I'm rolling through
Speaker 1: and rolling through? Oh man, that's a tough one. Maybe
Speaker 1: And people would say like Jordan de Gooie, you know
Speaker 1: whoever it is at the clubs, No, people were pretty
Speaker 1: like is like corn or smells are the best.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Bo McCree maybe, yeah, I think he's a bit of
Speaker 1: a I mean, he'll he'll openly admit he's a bogan.
Speaker 3: He just has cars.
Speaker 1: Were hooning around all the time with a loud kind
Speaker 1: of spoiler like they would just annoy the shit out
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: As he's coming around, you can hear him coming from
Speaker 2: a block away with the subwolfers. He comes bow to
Speaker 2: pick up my great.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting on the front porch with a shotgown.
Speaker 2: That's where that's that's where the rough as guts comes from.
Speaker 1: I feel, yeah, And he's probably okay with me saying that.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I've actually dogged him in twice day
Speaker 1: with his driving. Okay, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 3: What do you go for?
Speaker 2: How many dates know who you are? So the people
Speaker 2: that you go on a date with, they're like, they
Speaker 2: know who you are? Is it more than fifty percent?
Speaker 1: Would you say? I would say this sounds like a
Speaker 1: big headed thing to talk about, but I would say
Speaker 1: most dude, No, Yeah, they've done a bit of research.
Speaker 1: Everyone kind of like researches somewhere before they meet him though, right,
Speaker 1: that's pretty normal.
Speaker 2: Today for any constellation. I say, like, people go, oh,
Speaker 2: he does podcasts, and so who do you do a
Speaker 2: podcast with? And I say, oh, Mason Cox and more
Speaker 2: than fifty percent?
Speaker 1: Go guy, Yeah, that's correct. They know me for the
Speaker 1: wrong reason.
Speaker 2: It's right that guy, Ah, that guy, Yeah, so's I
Speaker 2: guess it's the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of people kind of like don't say anything,
Speaker 1: but then once they kind of bring up, like what
Speaker 1: do you do, then all of a sudden they have
Speaker 1: a lot of opinions and knowledge around what I do.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I think you're That's why I say.
Speaker 1: I'd literally say that anyway. But we'll move to the
Speaker 1: next on audio you got for us?
Speaker 2: If you get a girlfriend, will we tell people?
Speaker 1: That's a huge yeh, big if.
Speaker 2: Because without a lot of comments of people going we
Speaker 2: already think that you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: There's there's actually a lot of those that called me
Speaker 1: up the other day. Who works for a publisher, let's
Speaker 1: just say that of some paper that goes out into
Speaker 1: the media, who asked me if I had a girlfriend the.
Speaker 3: Other day and would you tell the true I said,
Speaker 3: not to my knowledge. Do you know anyone?
Speaker 1: Come on, shoot straight? Would you would you tell people?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I would tell people. I wouldn't have an issue with it.
Speaker 1: I'm not how long I am a kind of like
Speaker 1: I do not talk about my personal too much.
Speaker 2: If we were talking about this off podcast, how many
Speaker 2: dates you reckon you've got to go before you become boyfriend?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean if you put a number on it,
Speaker 2: it's on the record.
Speaker 3: Dependent.
Speaker 1: I mean, this sounds terrible, but I'm talking like ten
Speaker 1: plus ten plus? Is that?
Speaker 3: Is that absurd to say? Is ten plus?
Speaker 2: I won't dive into the other stuff around like how
Speaker 2: many people are you seeing at the same time type stuff,
Speaker 2: because we have been asked that before.
Speaker 1: You have to say like one year exclusively too. You
Speaker 1: have to be like, look, we're proper boyfriend and girl.
Speaker 1: Like that's a chat, that's a that's a sit down chat.
Speaker 1: It's so far away from me to have that chat.
Speaker 2: So it actually I don't even need to know, like
Speaker 2: how you even go about that, because I feel like,
Speaker 2: because I'm a guy, I'm like I just I feel
Speaker 2: like it's me hanging around you for an extended period
Speaker 2: of time. It just slowly he melds into like we're
Speaker 2: a couple, So you wouldn't have the conversation. I couldn't
Speaker 2: even fathom being like, hey, can you be my girlfriend?
Speaker 1: That's older? You kill me? Kill me, I'm thirty four.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Do you reckon you could be my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh kill me, dude, No chance, I'm going to die
Speaker 1: your partner. I think I'm going to die alone for
Speaker 1: sure if you have to do that. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Ten dates over here? Ten dates? Ten dates you know would.
Speaker 1: Be having a wedding.
Speaker 3: Women have met my family in under ten dates there.
Speaker 2: Will Yeah, Well, can't avoid Philly's everywhere.
Speaker 1: Seriously, he's an absolute man in the town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you got to if you want
Speaker 2: to date Mason Cox, you got to be able to
Speaker 2: have a cook off with like Phil It's got to
Speaker 2: be like you come around and you wouldn't he wouldn't
Speaker 2: let you touch the grill, but like Smoker the guy,
Speaker 2: but you've got to be like hanging around it.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know the truth? There is? There
Speaker 3: is a process, right, and my friend's timing this all
Speaker 3: the time. Right.
Speaker 1: There's two gatekeepers my life. There's my mother, which is
Speaker 1: a very I love her, but she can be judgmental.
Speaker 2: What what's the tactics, fair, what's the tactics to get
Speaker 2: in with Mom's.
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to say the tactics like use
Speaker 1: this against me? But there's two levels to this. There's
Speaker 1: the mother. And then there's my like best friend Lisa
Speaker 1: who's married to Korb, who we mentioned earlier in this podcast,
Speaker 1: and she is the og like tells me straight, I
Speaker 1: feel like she's gonna want savage. She's savage.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: It's openly sad. So she like I hate her. She
Speaker 1: shouldn't say hey, but she go, what are you doing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she'd be going, Mason, that's not you, that's not you.
Speaker 1: It's great to have them. Yeah, So you got to
Speaker 1: get through the two gatekeepers who're sitting there as bodyguards
Speaker 1: to the Cox Kingdom. So it's not Phil fel.
Speaker 3: Film. If I follow you befriend them.
Speaker 1: You were telling me the.
Speaker 2: Story about Phil going out to Tergon.
Speaker 3: What this is a wild story.
Speaker 1: So my parents are sitting there and they've got a
Speaker 1: day where I'm doing like pregame stuff whoever it is, right,
Speaker 1: So they've got down the round in Melbourne and they
Speaker 1: went and did their own thing. The next day, we're
Speaker 1: having dinner, I said, oh, what'd you get up to yesterday?
Speaker 1: So I went to Chalgon as you do, casual, casual
Speaker 1: trip for a day trip. You know, very we love trying,
Speaker 1: you know, we love out out East wouldn't be the
Speaker 1: place I would picture my parents going on a day off.
Speaker 3: Is what were you doing out there? He goes, Oh,
Speaker 3: I go see my cheer squad friends. And I was
Speaker 3: like what.
Speaker 1: And apparently, through the magic of Twitter or ex whatever
Speaker 1: the hell we're going to call it, now, he's made
Speaker 1: friends to the point where he's gone and visited them
Speaker 1: on his day off and taking a three or two
Speaker 1: or however many hour train ride. It's a lot to
Speaker 1: go hang out for the day. And I was just
Speaker 1: blown away and I was like, this is the most
Speaker 1: phil Cox thing ever. All Right, that's enough about the
Speaker 1: Cox family.
Speaker 2: We do like talking about him, but we want to
Speaker 2: get back into the dating stuff because people want to
Speaker 2: know what's the worst place for a first date?
Speaker 1: Now we could there's plenty of worst places.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of bad ones.
Speaker 1: You know what. Actually, someone told me this story this week.
Speaker 1: They went to the Carlton versus Collingwood game as a
Speaker 1: first date. That's dumb. The guy brought the girl as
Speaker 1: a first date and it was a terrible experience. It
Speaker 1: went awful because you can imagine as a Carlton fan
Speaker 1: watching the game very you know, back and forth game
Speaker 1: hyped up, screaming at people all kind of obscenities, and
Speaker 1: the girls just sitting there like not really a fan
Speaker 1: of football and just getting on a first date going
Speaker 1: this guy is insane, But it really shows your bad
Speaker 1: side at a football game. Probably not a great first
Speaker 1: impression to go on a first date, worth because there's the.
Speaker 2: Way it's like, so if you're a Collingwood Carleton supporter,
Speaker 2: like one aag terrible idea. If you're both like one team,
Speaker 2: like if you're both Collingwood, yeah, the risk is there
Speaker 2: that you lose, and then it's miserable. So there's only
Speaker 2: there's only one tiny slither of like if you both
Speaker 2: win game, you're up and about you go out for
Speaker 2: drinks and then who knows. But yeah, it's it's and
Speaker 2: it's three four hours.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a real commitment for a first date.
Speaker 1: And you're probably beating their friends and stuff because they've
Speaker 1: got season tickets maybe, and they're sitting around the same
Speaker 1: people and you're like.
Speaker 2: She's sitting side by side, so you've got to keep
Speaker 2: like looking at each other.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, yeah really and it's cold, and
Speaker 1: I just don't think it shows the best side of people.
Speaker 1: I'll say that just from my personal experience of some
Speaker 1: of the volatile things that have been thrown to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the game place, that's a that's a good one.
Speaker 3: That's a bad first date.
Speaker 2: The footy, Yeah, that's a really good one. Because there's
Speaker 2: plenty of others.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you could, I mean you could. You
Speaker 1: can name a million.
Speaker 2: We won't go we won't go too far because my
Speaker 2: head goes to some terrible places personal experiences. How many
Speaker 2: second dates have you been on in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 2: That's a great question.
Speaker 3: How second dates? You're saying yeah, so not like so
Speaker 3: not over second.
Speaker 2: Great if you had one and it was one successful
Speaker 2: one that led to a third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth,
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: The question question how many second dates? Honest answer, I've
Speaker 1: probably been on five or six maybe Jesus, Is that good?
Speaker 1: Is that good?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Just kind of you know that that's a deep question.
Speaker 1: Is that good?
Speaker 3: That is a good date?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: I guess a coffee would be a coffee or someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like people are going to drive and rattle
Speaker 2: off a few cheap dates with you now because they
Speaker 2: got to get up their numbers to number ten. And
Speaker 2: I've had a second thought as well, is surely they're
Speaker 2: trying to have the who are we? What are we
Speaker 2: chat before you get to date ten, So you're like,
Speaker 2: that's when, really, that's when you're getting to date ten,
Speaker 2: you're starting to think about it. They're probably thinking it
Speaker 2: after date five, date five, Yeah, and then they're probably
Speaker 2: putting the heat on you, and you're saying dumb shit like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're just having fun. It's just having fun. It's a
Speaker 2: great let's not labels on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's that's actually.
Speaker 1: Five. I think that's I don't want to say four
Speaker 1: would probably be realistic. Not really, any of them have
Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, gone anywhere? How many can we
Speaker 1: do a full period? How many first dates? That's not
Speaker 1: necessary information, mate, that is not necessary information. But what
Speaker 1: is your what is your number? Gets real?
Speaker 2: Sad play the sad music zero second zero second dates.
Speaker 2: It's not through lack of trying. I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 2: I've had six dates. It might be eight because my
Speaker 2: tactic is I do dates in twos and then gaps.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, and yeah they've been not great, but yeah,
Speaker 2: that's zero second day it hasn't been a second day
Speaker 2: for a while. It's I looked at Harrison so some
Speaker 2: like a thumbs up or something like buddy, yeah, but
Speaker 2: it just like he just lets me drown as stupid
Speaker 2: weird little faces that he does. But second dates that
Speaker 2: coming soon. I had a couple of shockers this week
Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna don't want to dive into I
Speaker 2: told you off camera, I can't get it.
Speaker 1: It was actually a yeah. I mean it's not even
Speaker 1: it's not safe for work n s f W. I
Speaker 1: can't be on.
Speaker 2: It'll get a strike from YouTube. And it's not for
Speaker 2: like a salacious cool reason, like just a ship reason.
Speaker 2: But like if I was going to say something broad,
Speaker 2: I had two dates and the first date was like
Speaker 2: really good and then turned south really sharply.
Speaker 1: Between you having this interesting date and the old lady
Speaker 1: grabbing my ass after the game, it's an interesting week
Speaker 1: for both of us.
Speaker 2: So you, yeah, that's not a date. I don't think
Speaker 2: yours is a date.
Speaker 1: I think she thought it was, that's for sure, the
Speaker 1: quick thirty second photos grabbing at your date, and it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was a full cup. It was a full cup
Speaker 1: and she went for seconds after I talked it stop.
Speaker 3: It was not appropriate.
Speaker 1: We don't like that. We don't like that. Might have
Speaker 1: been a Carlton fantastic come on, but we'll move on.
Speaker 1: You get a win. But yeah, and then I had
Speaker 1: a second date. How about this one?
Speaker 2: This one's sadder because I went out for coffee for
Speaker 2: the second one because I had work in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: And then I'm normally a good sense I told you
Speaker 2: about that other one where I was like, I knew
Speaker 2: I was no chance, but you throw the second date
Speaker 2: line out there and it gets And this one, I
Speaker 2: was like, full, like we had I thought it was
Speaker 2: a good day. I thought we were really vibing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: coffee date went really well. How long is a coffee date?
Speaker 3: Not long, It depends how good it is.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but it went for like three hours or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a fucking long date with someone that you don't like.
Speaker 1: And then at the end, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: love that. That was great. Thanks for taking me to
Speaker 1: her locals. She was like my local off. I was like,
Speaker 1: this was great, Let's do it again. Sometimes little joke
Speaker 1: that was like from the date and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fully ghosted, oh wow fully fully ghosted.
Speaker 1: It was brutal. I was like, shit, I didn't see
Speaker 1: it coming.
Speaker 3: Maybe it wasn't as nice as a daisy thought. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: did she keep asking for the bill?
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not aware at all.
Speaker 3: She keep looking around the place I contact with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's I thought? That means good stuff.
Speaker 3: It's a bad sign. She's looking for the exit.
Speaker 2: She kept waving to the guy bringing around there. So
Speaker 2: so check please, I need the check anyway. I'm not
Speaker 2: trusting myself anymore. I'm just going to stop asking that now.
Speaker 2: You got to keep first dates only.
Speaker 3: Because we need to fill this. We need to find
Speaker 3: some kind of entertainment. That is it.
Speaker 1: That is everything as always, Thank you so much everyone
Speaker 1: for answering the questions and putting some questions in. Sorry,
Speaker 1: and we'll do it again next week. So have a
Speaker 1: lookout every Monday night we put it out. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I have a look to get your your shout out
Speaker 1: on the podcast. But massive thank you for everyone for
Speaker 1: being part of the community, jumping in and contributing.
Speaker 3: But that is it from us.
Speaker 1: That is the preview and a bit of personal life
Speaker 1: and fun, little dating questions everything else, as we always
Speaker 1: do on the podcast, Happy time, happy happy times. But
Speaker 1: everyone else, thank you so much for listening, and have
Speaker 1: an incredible rest of your week. All the best for
Speaker 1: your footy tipping for the wake, Hopefully it goes well
Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you next week. Nice see it.