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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear More Kids podcasts, playlists and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the Free I had the headline act, I

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Speaker 1: would say it any comedy festival that he goes through

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Speaker 1: these days. He's certainly going to be the headline at

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Speaker 1: the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, playing at the Art Center

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Speaker 1: in Melbourne and then all over Australia. Make sure you

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Speaker 1: get a chance to go on see him. If you

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Speaker 1: haven't seen his Netflix special Jigsaw, then you're missing out,

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Speaker 1: although I would make sure that your relationship is very

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Speaker 1: secure before you do that. Daniel Sloss joins us right

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Speaker 1: now via zoom. Good mate, how are.

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Speaker 2: You hello, mate? Good good, good, Look, this isn't I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm not tired in the week because if you have

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Speaker 3: two children, I'm tired of because of them. It's just

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Speaker 3: the most presentable I could possibly be at this time.

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Speaker 1: We are the same. We both have two very fresh

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Speaker 1: new kids.

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Speaker 2: So we're all rat shit. Yeah, we're all ratchet.

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Speaker 1: To you too, man, and to you too.

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Speaker 2: I will do yours.

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Speaker 1: What about three and a half in about seven weeks?

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Speaker 2: Oh her in the pets, Yeah he's in it, he's

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Speaker 2: right in it.

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Speaker 4: But I've got a three year old and a five

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Speaker 4: month old.

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Speaker 2: Oh great, great, great great great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what about you, I have a four month.

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Speaker 3: Old and a terrorist no.

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Speaker 5: Girl, She's like, yeah, I obviously love her with all

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Speaker 5: of my heart. And my only dream with my daughter

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Speaker 5: was to raise a strong, independent woman. I just thought

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Speaker 5: that I would have something.

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Speaker 2: To do with that. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: She was just going to come out ready to kick

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Speaker 3: the world's ass.

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Speaker 1: It's funny, like I think the idea of little girls

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Speaker 1: always seems so sweet until you have one. Everyone's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: boys are tough. It's like, yeah, from the outside, they're

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Speaker 1: a bit crashing bash. But I would take crashing bash

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Speaker 1: every day over the gas lighting that I get.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, girls are so much smarter, Yeah, quick, so quicker.

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Speaker 5: Yes, like to the point where like watching how my

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Speaker 5: daughter is able to like control my son, you do

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Speaker 5: sit there and you're, oh, I get. I get why

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Speaker 5: we invented sexism because like, they're just smarter, faster. The

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Speaker 5: only way we could ever get ahead of women was

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Speaker 5: to invent patriarchy.

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Speaker 3: That was the only way if we were doing Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I looked blad. Admittedly we took it too far for

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Speaker 3: four hundred years. Look cards on the table cards on

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Speaker 3: the table. We took it too far for.

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Speaker 2: Four hundred years, but it didn't come out of nowhere.

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Speaker 2: It's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at a photo here. I mean, it does

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Speaker 1: seem like your daughter is particularly demonic. I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: a photo here of her flipping you the bird.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's my baby girl.

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Speaker 1: She looks tiny like yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, geez. I think that was after her first whiskey,

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Speaker 2: so she was Daniel movie off kids. It's funny. We

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Speaker 2: were talking in.

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Speaker 1: The time about speaking to you and one of the

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Speaker 1: first things that always comes up when we.

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Speaker 2: Talk about you.

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Speaker 1: If you, by the way, if you haven't seen Daniel live,

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Speaker 1: it is it's it's really awesome. It's a hell of

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Speaker 1: a show are doing.

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Speaker 2: It's just the interview.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, we're sorry.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, I'll stop swearing then.

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Speaker 1: Unless you've got an issue with that, man, we can

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Speaker 1: we can. We can stop and race it if you

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Speaker 1: If you.

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Speaker 2: No, no, not at all.

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Speaker 5: I just want to clarify to all of the mothers

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Speaker 5: and the mothers of women out there, they're obviously my my,

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Speaker 5: my misogyny there was deeply, deeply ironic and self knowing

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Speaker 5: it was.

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Speaker 3: It came from a place of comedic excuse making as

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Speaker 3: opposed to an actual opinion.

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Speaker 2: I hold, great, did your lawyer write that time before?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 2: Worry? Man?

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Speaker 5: Might of times I'll say mental things and my wife

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Speaker 5: will be like, people don't know you're joking, and I'm like,

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Speaker 5: that has to be on.

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Speaker 2: Them at this point, Daniel.

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people would know about your

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Speaker 1: Netflix special Jigsaw. I know at the side of every

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Speaker 1: show you're kind of like, you know, you've referenced a

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Speaker 1: few times the number of people that have seen your

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Speaker 1: Netflix special Jigsaw and have broken up. Afterwards, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to get from you a running telly of how many

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Speaker 1: people you got there now that have broken up?

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Speaker 2: Oh, we had.

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Speaker 3: We stopped at about six months because it became like

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Speaker 3: an obsessive thing for me. One time I was in

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Speaker 3: Leeds and I was in the car park just about

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Speaker 3: to leave and there was a little tap tap tap

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Speaker 3: on my window.

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Speaker 2: There was a young woman there and she's like, look,

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Speaker 2: I really enjoyed.

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Speaker 3: The show and she had to make some divorce papers

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Speaker 3: to sign and I was like, you seem a bit

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Speaker 3: young for a divorce and she goes, oh, these are

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Speaker 3: my parents divorce papers for three years, me and my

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Speaker 3: brother realize that our parents weren't in love anymore and

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Speaker 3: they were clearly like staying together four rounders. So one

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Speaker 3: Christmas after dinner, we just.

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Speaker 6: At them down, made them watch watch it together, and

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Speaker 6: like by by New Year, they told us that they

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Speaker 6: were getting a divorce.

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Speaker 3: I'm laughing so hard at this point, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: the first thing I always asked, the most important question

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Speaker 3: to ask, is like are they better for it? And

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Speaker 3: then like her dad sort of comes out of like

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Speaker 3: the shelter out of the rain. He's like, best decision

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Speaker 3: I ever made.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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Speaker 4: So the new show, Daniel, Yes, what so obviously Jigsaw

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Speaker 4: that leads to breakups. If Bitta was going to change

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Speaker 4: anything about alives, well, yeah, what would it be if

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Speaker 4: you could put your finger on it.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's going to change many opinions, but

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Speaker 3: you know, if if you've got fond memories and opinions

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Speaker 3: of Russell Brand, I'm here to make you question those.

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Speaker 4: You're a fan of. Forgetting z Her Marshall, Yeah we are.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Daniel, The other really rogue thing that we found

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Speaker 1: about you. One of your hobbies was watching the show

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Speaker 1: Robot was.

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Speaker 2: More than watching the short Robert Wars. I was on

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Speaker 2: Robert Wars, Yes every time.

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Speaker 1: And I've got the audio when you were on the show,

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Speaker 1: and this is the commentator referencing you being there with

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Speaker 1: your your father robots stand by.

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Speaker 3: A curious look at Loot out of Hell for Martin's loss,

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Speaker 3: wife Leslie and ten year old son Daniel.

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Speaker 1: There Describe for me how much of a formative experience

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Speaker 1: was your dad going on robot was for you?

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Speaker 2: It was when I realized he was a psychopath.

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Speaker 3: He made this say he made this robot like there

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Speaker 3: was a robot back in the name. He's got Pitmo

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Speaker 3: disk with had this horizontal spinning disk. My dad really

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Speaker 3: liked the idea of that, and instead of just like

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Speaker 3: making his own desk, he got one of his friends

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Speaker 3: who worked on the oil rigs to get the diamond

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Speaker 3: encrusted blades that they use for digging down into the

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Speaker 3: surface of the earth.

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Speaker 2: And he's just stuck that on the front of a robot.

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Speaker 3: And when we got it down to the BBC and

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Speaker 3: like he said it up backstage, they were like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you can't use this, and he was like, oh, like

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Speaker 3: the show and they were like no, in the United Kingdom.

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Speaker 2: We don't know how you got this.

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Speaker 5: This is illegal, and like the thing is designed for

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Speaker 5: going through like.

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Speaker 3: Rock, like of course it's going to go through some

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Speaker 3: bulletproof glass and kill everyone there. And you know, but

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Speaker 3: the BBC hasn't always been great at protecting children, but

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Speaker 3: in this particular scenario they were.

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Speaker 7: Like, they were like, we got to do the best

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Speaker 7: that we can and he wasn't like to use the

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Speaker 7: web and I was We got knocked out. I was

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Speaker 7: ten years old. I cried. I was devastated. But then

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Speaker 7: the guys who drove the house.

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Speaker 3: Robots were just so enamored with my dad's like brain

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Speaker 3: and his ability that they asked him if you wanted

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Speaker 3: to stay on for two weeks and like drive the

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Speaker 3: house robots on some of the shows, if you wanted

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Speaker 3: to help build them.

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Speaker 2: So at one point, I don't know if you remember,

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Speaker 2: like Dead Metal, he broke and they just shipped him up.

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Speaker 3: To Scotland for my dad to fex And once my

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Speaker 3: dad sort of got working again, he brought it to

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Speaker 3: my playground at.

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Speaker 2: High school around just to make sure that he could

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Speaker 2: hit forty miles an hour.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, Okay, well that explains a lot about you.

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Speaker 1: Daniel's Loss in Melbourne and right across the country, so

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Speaker 1: if you want to say the great Man, get to

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Speaker 1: Daniels Loss dot com to get your tickets.

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Speaker 2: Great, great chat to you. Thanks so much for coming

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Speaker 2: on the show, Thanks for having me. Love