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Speaker 1: This is a woollen woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nini Joe moves into a very saucy area. We are

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Speaker 2: talking about.

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Speaker 3: Saucy rub your nipples because it's saucy, saucy holiday hookups.

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Speaker 2: I'm the only one that has to see that what

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Speaker 2: a tree don't tweak? We should go live on the ground.

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Speaker 2: Everyone gets it.

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Speaker 4: It's an eyeful anyway, We're talking about saucy holiday hookups

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Speaker 4: because of these bilbies. Now, we spoke about the bilbies yesterday.

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Speaker 4: We both loved the story. But effectively, there is a

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Speaker 4: cracked team of sexy I love this story. I love

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Speaker 4: it and if you haven't heard it, guys, there is

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Speaker 4: a crack team of sexy bilbies that get flown around

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Speaker 4: the country.

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Speaker 2: To effectively breed with other bilbies. Does that not blow

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Speaker 2: your might?

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Speaker 4: So I'm talking like, they get the sexiest of the bilbies,

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Speaker 4: they put them in a cage or some sort of

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Speaker 4: more animal friendly enclosure, they fly them out. They have

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Speaker 4: holiday flings to keep the species of bilbies alive.

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Speaker 2: I think it's the most remark couple story in the world.

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Speaker 3: I have a bit of a question for you. Please,

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Speaker 3: just because they're fertile, does that mean they need to

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Speaker 3: be sexy.

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Speaker 4: No these what they're saying is Bilby's on a for

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Speaker 4: one of a better word, horny animal.

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Speaker 3: So we don't know.

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Speaker 2: We don't know that.

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Speaker 4: That's why they fly them out because everyone loves a

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Speaker 4: holiday fling.

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Speaker 2: No fly that was not science, that was not.

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Speaker 3: Bilbies aren't mating if we fly across the country.

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Speaker 2: Why are some really sexy ones? You do manage that, you.

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Speaker 3: Do manage to you know, do your best work on

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Speaker 3: a break, There's no doubt about that.

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Speaker 2: And here we go, perfect segway into you. And I

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Speaker 2: believe in a.

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Speaker 3: Scottish banker, the Irish investment bank sorry Irish investment banker.

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Speaker 2: You had a bit of a whole residential.

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Speaker 3: Sweet to Lincoln Hotel, and I believe you've got the

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Speaker 3: champagne and strawberries, Oh there from a pretty woman and

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Speaker 3: the strawberry brings out the flavor in the champagne. Always

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Speaker 3: wanted to say that she was absolutely minted, and she

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Speaker 3: was like, what do you want from what do you

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Speaker 3: want from reception? I was like a bottle of French

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Speaker 3: champagne and some straw frees?

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Speaker 2: Is it true?

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Speaker 3: I could do the Richard kimbit.

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Speaker 2: You didn't accommodation that night. Yes, so I was. I

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Speaker 2: was out of the streets and then you met her

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Speaker 2: in the well.

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Speaker 3: I don't want this to be sick, but I was

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Speaker 3: going to stay at a hostel with three of my

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Speaker 3: friends and the hostel turned around. It was last minute

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Speaker 3: and they were like, there's only two beds, two beds available.

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Speaker 3: So we knew that one of us had to pick.

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Speaker 2: Up to get a bed that find a friend, pick

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Speaker 2: up a friend.

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Speaker 3: Of course, but we were you know, we were twenty one,

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Speaker 3: and it was lucky.

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Speaker 2: It was lucky that I actually you met her at

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Speaker 2: a public bar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I met her in the I did.

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Speaker 2: I did in a public bath, I did. But they're

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Speaker 2: quite famous in Buddha pest. You go to these these bars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have a party in the bar.

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Speaker 2: So you've been a bit of a peste in her.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Haley here saucy holiday hooks.

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Speaker 2: Haley, you were on a cruise, talk to me about it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so basically the captain was just having a drink

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Speaker 1: at the bar and we started talking and went from

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Speaker 1: there to skipper.

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Speaker 3: Off the port.

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Speaker 4: Now, now Haley was there any when I was going

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Speaker 4: to details? But was there any biz in the actual

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Speaker 4: what's it call where he drives or steers onto that called.

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Speaker 2: The cockpit the cockpit?

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Speaker 4: Is that the same?

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Speaker 3: Plain?

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Speaker 2: Probably were you in the cockpit the.

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Speaker 5: Room?

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Speaker 3: Did you put on his kid at all?

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Speaker 4: Hailey?

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Speaker 6: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: It's probably much No, I should Is there any nautical term?

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Speaker 2: Give me Hailey? One more?

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Speaker 3: One more question, Hailey? Were there any nautical terms thrown around?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Not what I was thinking. But I love that so much.

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Speaker 3: That's great, thanks to call he.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Brittany here. Brittany, you've got.

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Speaker 3: A saucy holiday hookup or two.

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Speaker 2: I would never Brittany here. I have never I barely

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Speaker 2: gone holiday.

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Speaker 6: What well?

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Speaker 2: Well woman, so many woman the van in the beach

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Speaker 2: in broom. Yeah, thank you, affectionately known as van girl.

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Speaker 3: You late ice cream?

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Speaker 6: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 4: That's go to Brittany here, Brittany, this happened? You have

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Speaker 4: to a breakup a saucy holiday fling?

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys. Yes, So I went through a really bad

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Speaker 1: break up and I was a bit heartbroken. So I

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Speaker 1: decided to go on a Kentucky to it on.

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Speaker 5: My orange On Kentucky, I thought I might meet myself

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Speaker 5: a nice new man.

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Speaker 1: But it kind of happened a bit different.

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Speaker 2: Late.

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Speaker 5: I went to New Zealand and I actually hooked up

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Speaker 5: with the bartender at one of the hotels.

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Speaker 1: Oh he was He was a pretty good tush. So

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Speaker 1: I threw in the rest of the Kentucky and stay

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Speaker 1: at the hotel for an extra week with him instead.

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Speaker 3: Oh right, that is.

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Speaker 2: Super saucy, read the bartender. I mean that's hot. Will

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Speaker 2: let's go to Joey.

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Speaker 4: Of course they are Jody, Now Jody saucy holiday hooker,

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Speaker 4: bring us home.

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Speaker 6: Okay. So I was living in London at the time

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Speaker 6: with my best friend and we decided to book a

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Speaker 6: week's holiday in Tenerief. Went to Tenner Reef for the week.

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Speaker 6: Then basically we went to a restaurant and the waiter

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Speaker 6: was so hot, so we thought we'd try our luck

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Speaker 6: and we just left our number on the napkin and

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Speaker 6: a few hours later we got a text from him

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Speaker 6: and he ended up coming back to our apartment and

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Speaker 6: the rest is not safe for the charm slot.

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Speaker 3: With both of you altoir and then now that wow,

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Speaker 3: well we what Wow?

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Speaker 6: Now I can say that we're safely really best friends.

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Speaker 3: Gee? Yeah, really did escalate, didn't this bloody hell. What

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Speaker 3: was Are you still in touch with him, Jody.

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Speaker 1: No, this was like ten years ago.

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Speaker 3: How they perform. I always thought I'd be a bit

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Speaker 3: overwhelmed in that situation.

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Speaker 1: Well, he was.

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Speaker 6: A bit older than us. We were quite like. We

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Speaker 6: were only in our early twenties at the time, and

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Speaker 6: he was an older, stunning Spanish.

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Speaker 3: He was a.

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Speaker 4: Spanish Man.

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Speaker 3: Before I'm Christian. The wrap up I'm getting from outside

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Speaker 3: is immense, all right, producer and is spectically limitating with

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Speaker 3: the helicopter he is doing with his hand.

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Speaker 2: Alright, we're gonna go to.

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Speaker 3: I was in my early twenties.

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Speaker 2: He was an older Spanish him more of the boys

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Speaker 2: on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: You know you want to