Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 4: Might take a while, but we're here for a while contractually.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, Thursday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Patsy, Good morning, Good morning, Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: How are you guys?
Speaker 5: I'm good.
Speaker 4: How was your reunion yesterday? Your wife had been away
Speaker 4: for a week and a half in America with your
Speaker 4: little son, Gordon.
Speaker 3: That's right, the house is full again. It was so
Speaker 3: good to see them yesterday. He was so smiling. They've
Speaker 3: been gone ten days and honestly he's changed. Ten months old,
Speaker 3: he's older.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I probably finished in school now. He's probably just
Speaker 4: about ready to move out.
Speaker 3: He's such a grown up now. They grow so quick
Speaker 3: on a.
Speaker 4: Day to day. It's incredible how you can go a
Speaker 4: week and then suddenly they're slightly different, aren't they.
Speaker 3: And so for days leading up to this, I've been
Speaker 3: looking forward to it and the house has felt so
Speaker 3: empty and lonely. I've been talking to the dog and
Speaker 3: straight away coming back, you know, it's noisy again. The
Speaker 3: house is full Mom and dad unannounced. We're at our house.
Speaker 3: Mom and Dad have a key to our house and
Speaker 3: we're just at our house when we got.
Speaker 4: Parents have that key in case you ever get locked
Speaker 4: out or an emergency. Are you it's not help yourself.
Speaker 4: This is lamb bymb neal. You're the hope.
Speaker 3: No text message or anything. I called Mom from the
Speaker 3: airport when we're to say, hey, guess who I've got
Speaker 3: in the car cord sec here. She goes, Yeah, we're
Speaker 3: at your house. We're waiting for you.
Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel so suddenly you got
Speaker 4: too many people.
Speaker 3: They then my brother's partner come around for dinner.
Speaker 4: What do your parents invite them over? Come over?
Speaker 3: No joke? What? And Cinda would love to see you,
Speaker 3: So I hope you don't mind.
Speaker 4: They're going to bring meod but you very much do mind.
Speaker 4: I would mind. I mind it. You just want to
Speaker 4: be with little Gaudy.
Speaker 3: It was great to have him back again. I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what do you.
Speaker 4: When you left here straight off the show to pick
Speaker 4: them up at the airport.
Speaker 3: There's two types of the airport pick up. The one
Speaker 3: where you pull over on the side of the freeway.
Speaker 4: Wait, how do they let I mean many airports around
Speaker 4: the world that is not okay anywhere else you wouldn't
Speaker 4: have that. In London, you'd be towed away by armed police.
Speaker 4: You kind of pull over on the side of the
Speaker 4: road and then wait for the text go we've got
Speaker 4: the bags.
Speaker 3: Anytime. Growing up, that's how Dad would pick people up
Speaker 3: from the airport. I like to go for it. You
Speaker 3: actually park in the airport car park and then you
Speaker 3: go in and wait for.
Speaker 2: The big spender that costs full Well, this is.
Speaker 4: The thing, but you can pre book it and get
Speaker 4: a discounta something like I'm doing one of those. I
Speaker 4: am available.
Speaker 3: I didn't pre book obviously. They never plan ahead.
Speaker 4: So I've only had ten days then been away.
Speaker 3: So it's fifteen dollars to park for an hour and
Speaker 3: then as soon as you tick into the next hour,
Speaker 3: thirty bucks. So the whole time I was waiting for
Speaker 3: him outside the gate for them to cut I was anxious, Christian,
Speaker 3: I was in this city. I just I was thinking
Speaker 3: every minute the past. I thought, we're getting closer to
Speaker 3: another fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4: Here all right, beyondnest with me, which is bigger the
Speaker 4: joy of them coming through those doors with the suitcases.
Speaker 4: You worried about that fifteen going to thirty bucks.
Speaker 3: The moment of joy obviously was bigger, but the anticipation,
Speaker 3: my mind could only think about the fifteen dollars. And
Speaker 3: then at the gate when we get in the car,
Speaker 3: we get to the boomgate. I missed it by three minutes,
Speaker 3: in at ten oh one, out at eleven oh four,
Speaker 3: and so it costs thirty dollars.
Speaker 4: And you know what, did you crack it in the car?
Speaker 3: I didn't crack it, but the mood change, and I
Speaker 3: knew it was meant to be an exciting moment, but
Speaker 3: I couldn't help it be frustrated, and I kept saying
Speaker 3: it over and over again, like only three minutes. I
Speaker 3: think the person ahead of us was taking a long
Speaker 3: time to get through. And this other thing. Banker said
Speaker 3: that because Border Patrol was filming a TV show. She said, Oh,
Speaker 3: they were slowing down everybody because they wanted to film everybody.
Speaker 4: Me out now, look, I've seen a lot of that
Speaker 4: show before we moved out here. It was like our
Speaker 4: big sort of thing of getting to know Australia and
Speaker 4: just how street Border Patrollers they if you watch that show,
Speaker 4: they look for certain people, don't they They do because
Speaker 4: some people like to put certain things. Well, I'm not
Speaker 4: saying anything other than that, but if you watch the show,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. It's a certain they're siphoning
Speaker 4: on certain people. So I'm just saying this Gordon got
Speaker 4: siphoned off. His hair must have really grown the last
Speaker 4: ten days.
Speaker 3: Border Patrol slide the whole thing down. They only fifteen bucks.
Speaker 4: It's bored. Oh you f you're still going on about it.
Speaker 3: That's because we were out of the gate Laan. It
Speaker 3: cost us fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4: Team, that's all chip in. I think I've got five
Speaker 4: on me. That's why I don't want.
Speaker 3: I don't want your money or an apology.
Speaker 4: You've said more about the fifteen dollars and enjoy having
Speaker 4: your son back.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Today, it's day four. What a week we're having so far.
Speaker 4: On Win a Billboard every morning we pick one of you,
Speaker 4: We put your message whatever it is you want to
Speaker 4: use the billboard for, and it goes live within minutes
Speaker 4: to one hundred digital shoes billboards all over Melbourne. Yesterday
Speaker 4: with the kids back at school this week. Right in
Speaker 4: the middle of the school run eight o'clock yesterday morning,
Speaker 4: we let the kids write their messages. So the current
Speaker 4: one that's been up is from a young guy we
Speaker 4: spoke to yesterday, great kid called Jacomo who's ten. His
Speaker 4: current message says.
Speaker 3: Get a angers, how you going, mate, and all my
Speaker 3: friends at Saint Gabriel's PS. I'm Jacomo.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So that's the current message at the moment. So
Speaker 4: we need a brand new one nine four one oh
Speaker 4: four to three now. When we announced this last week,
Speaker 4: a lot of people called in various things you'd like
Speaker 4: to put up there and what you'd like to use
Speaker 4: it for. One of them, right was about this day.
Speaker 4: It has to be today. It has to be very
Speaker 4: very soon as well, and that is this person who's
Speaker 4: on the line now.
Speaker 6: Karenn good, mind, Christian and Pats and Jack.
Speaker 7: I am, I'm good.
Speaker 6: I'm at Melbourne Airport right now. I am.
Speaker 4: I can hear that, I can hear the excitement, I
Speaker 4: can feel the joyous open of a mom looking forward
Speaker 4: to see a kid. So tell everyone there, why are
Speaker 4: you at the airport right now? At six fifteen?
Speaker 6: Okay, So my son has been away on a line
Speaker 6: to Yeth Exchange since the twentieth of December, and so
Speaker 6: I haven't seen him for Christmas and all those sorts
Speaker 6: of things. It's been all over the world. He's had
Speaker 6: a fantastic time. It's finally he's coming home. Here I
Speaker 6: am at the airport. I've driven up from Karen Downs
Speaker 6: this morning and I'm standing in front of the thing
Speaker 6: and it says he'll be in the ETA is seven
Speaker 6: o eight for his flight to arrive. So I need.
Speaker 6: I haven't got a welcome sign, and I would love
Speaker 6: a billboard.
Speaker 4: We can go. We can build a little welcome sign.
Speaker 4: We can have one hundred welcome huge billboards.
Speaker 6: That will be so fair fastick. He would be so shocked.
Speaker 4: All right, now, what would you like it to say?
Speaker 6: I would love it to say, welcome home, Tom, Love
Speaker 6: Mum and cable. And that's that's my daughter. Is she
Speaker 6: with you, No, she's she worked last night. She's in
Speaker 6: hospitality and she's probably sound asleep.
Speaker 4: And what time did you get to the airport? I
Speaker 4: get the feeling I'd probably be doing the same if
Speaker 4: I hadn't seen my kids earlier. And you must have
Speaker 4: been like three am. Where you know you're driving the
Speaker 4: Caaren downs. What time do you get up this morning?
Speaker 6: I was up at four. I actually didn't sleep because
Speaker 6: I had that freaky thing you know where you go, okay,
Speaker 6: I'll set the alarm and then you go, did I
Speaker 6: set the alarm and and you check it again, and
Speaker 6: then you have that fear that what if I don't
Speaker 6: wake up in time? Yeah, that's right, the other thing.
Speaker 6: So yeah, so I haven't had much sleep.
Speaker 4: Christmas Day, isn't it. You're getting your son?
Speaker 6: It is Christmas? Yeah, absolutely safe and sound. So yeah,
Speaker 6: it's been ten flights between since he left, and there'll
Speaker 6: be his tenth flight since he's been away.
Speaker 4: What a great grand tour is bound?
Speaker 6: Yes, he has just been too easily and Germany and
Speaker 6: Spain and he has stayed with it's through youth Exchange,
Speaker 6: so host families all over the world. So we're very
Speaker 6: thankful to Line's International. They've been absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 4: That's great thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's such an experience at the age of
Speaker 6: eighteen to have this. They just finished year twelve last
Speaker 6: year and here he is traveling everywhere.
Speaker 4: So you should be so proud. Now, I also just
Speaker 4: say you need to appaut yourself obviously in your mind
Speaker 4: you're going to the image is probably that he's running
Speaker 4: through the doors and stuff like that, haven't I haven't
Speaker 4: my daughter the same age as as your sun. By
Speaker 4: the sound of it, I also think he's probably just
Speaker 4: going to be absolutely knackered and likes embarrassing. I'm starving
Speaker 4: as the macas. There's a Marcas just outside. Tellamarine take
Speaker 4: it to the drive through.
Speaker 6: And obviously no, no, we've got to get on the
Speaker 6: freeways because I want to see this billboards.
Speaker 4: All right, so Jackie boy, you need to type out
Speaker 4: this very very important, probably most important welcome home message
Speaker 4: of the year.
Speaker 3: All Right, I've got welcome home Tom, Comma love from
Speaker 3: Mum and as an Amberson and as a plus sign.
Speaker 6: Anders and Caitlin c A I T l I N.
Speaker 4: C a I t g l I N What this name, Kitlin?
Speaker 4: There's about eighteen different There should just be a standard
Speaker 4: way of spelling it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of those names that could have wires
Speaker 3: in it, ks in it.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: All right, that's simple. It's probably the most simple message
Speaker 3: we've done so far. Welcome home Tom, Love from Mum
Speaker 3: and Caitlin. Let's have a look at the preview.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Oh, the Smiths and there's a
Speaker 4: little kiss.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: Please absolutely kiss hug Now you're obsessed with hugs, just kissing?
Speaker 3: Kiss this kiss?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 4: What one? Kiss?
Speaker 9: Ca?
Speaker 4: And then do you think or do you want three?
Speaker 6: We'll put three.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. This is a big runing. What
Speaker 4: do we put five?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 10: You're really embarrassing kid, Let's do it five.
Speaker 4: Just wait.
Speaker 3: I worry, okay, I worry about five.
Speaker 4: I worry about the coding it again.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, the coding. I just reckon you started.
Speaker 3: It's like using too many exclamation marks. They start to
Speaker 3: lose their value.
Speaker 4: Let's do three.
Speaker 3: Let's go no three, Okay, accidentally cleared the whole message.
Speaker 4: I'm just riding the whole thing. You do that about
Speaker 4: fifteen dollars? They hear about the airport parking.
Speaker 6: Yes, so I'm thinking about that.
Speaker 4: Don't let him infect your thinking.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you and Christian were talking about like how lovely
Speaker 3: it would be to see your son again, and I just
Speaker 3: was desperately trying not.
Speaker 4: To cast your thirty bucks.
Speaker 3: How much it's going to cost you thirty dollars? They're
Speaker 3: too early. The message.
Speaker 4: All right, so it says welcome home Tom, love from
Speaker 4: Mum and Caitlin.
Speaker 3: Where's the kiss there's three kisses?
Speaker 4: All right, you've got three kisses there. That's great. All
Speaker 4: I would say, Jack, just leave at the space between
Speaker 4: welcome home Tom and then the sign off from Mum
Speaker 4: and Caitlyn. We're ready, We're good to go.
Speaker 3: Can do all right?
Speaker 4: All right, So this is gonna be This is gonna
Speaker 4: be going live in a couple of minutes. And obviously
Speaker 4: we will just keep it up there until you're in
Speaker 4: the cart. So we need to be sort of we
Speaker 4: need to be in contact with you. I know, obviously
Speaker 4: you're going to be waiting there until what's seven o
Speaker 4: eight this morning?
Speaker 6: Yep, I've just looked again at seven fourteen. He's the
Speaker 6: oti now.
Speaker 3: So is there any chance you'll see it from the sky?
Speaker 4: He won't.
Speaker 3: It won't wreck them. I'm just thinking, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: think of every continuent, think of some other stuff.
Speaker 4: How Lol, you read billboards when you landing in a city.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to ruin the surprise of season
Speaker 3: for not worry about see.
Speaker 4: What we're dealing with the account anyway. Anyway, this is
Speaker 4: going to be going live, so we keep talking over
Speaker 4: the next hour and then obviously as soon as you
Speaker 4: start moving, is there anyone who's going to be in
Speaker 4: the car that can film the reaction from the back seat?
Speaker 6: There's maybe I can just say to him, mate, just
Speaker 6: get your phone out for a bit.
Speaker 4: That won't that's really odd, just because he's going to
Speaker 4: go why are we going to the Maca's drive through?
Speaker 4: I told you I'm hungry. I'll tell you what we do.
Speaker 4: We will send a team member so they can sit
Speaker 4: in the back. Since you've been away, I've had to
Speaker 4: take in a lodger. This is real. Who's it's a
Speaker 4: weird guy. That's Jack Post. He's staying with us for
Speaker 4: a bit. Get your phone out.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right time now for extra time on the time
Speaker 4: was stuff. This is purely my accent, but it's actually
Speaker 4: flying movies. We're not that organized. It's not that slicker show.
Speaker 4: But if you're ready to know that. By the way,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, we have no pens left. Oh no, we
Speaker 4: need to order some new pens. But we do have
Speaker 4: prizes regards on the Extra Time Time Waster twenty six
Speaker 4: show magnets and twelve show mugs, Mugs and magnets for goals, How.
Speaker 3: Do we choose if it's a mugg er and magnet.
Speaker 4: We will with this, We'll just know if by no
Speaker 4: way for it again with the questions, I'm going to
Speaker 4: limit your now three questions a show I used to
Speaker 4: tell my kids are going. You know there's an allowance
Speaker 4: of words per day. You're now in extra time, So
Speaker 4: no more words today. Okay, we'll start again. It gets
Speaker 4: reset tomorrow. You use up all your questions, Exit time.
Speaker 4: Flying movies, Skydiving, Miss Daisy, Silver a fuselage, good Men
Speaker 4: Gold for use of the word fuselage, tom Act to
Speaker 4: the Future, Silver White Men can't jumbo jumbo? What do
Speaker 4: I get? A mag that's not? Worry about that? Now
Speaker 4: that it's a trap jack? What have you got? Flying movies?
Speaker 3: I did also go for fuselage. I'm not just copying you.
Speaker 3: Fast in the Fuselage, Superior fuselage. Runway Bride, she's got
Speaker 3: the runaway Bride. She's the Runway Bride.
Speaker 4: Yea, it still sounds like a Channel nine show, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: The Runway Bride and sore Shank Redemption, Prisoners Up in
Speaker 3: the Sky, Flying around. No magnets for me.
Speaker 4: No magnetud or emugs. All right, but have you got
Speaker 4: any mags or mugnets coming your way? Let's find out.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, at Tullamarine Airport, flight has been pushed back a
Speaker 4: bit more so excitable expectant mother Carolyn now the eta
Speaker 4: for a son to come back. She's missed them over
Speaker 4: Christmas New Year's been traveling around Europe. He's eighteen, big reunion.
Speaker 4: The current billboard, the new billboard is going to say
Speaker 4: welcome home Tom, Love Mum and Caitlin.
Speaker 3: She will be pacing back and forth in that international
Speaker 3: arrivals area. She got there way too early. Think he
Speaker 3: lands at seven to twenty. He's got to come through
Speaker 3: customs case bags and that if border patrol the filming
Speaker 3: you know that adds Tom.
Speaker 4: He's been to Europe. We've had an email here from
Speaker 4: Jen suitor Christian Grammar police here. The billboard should actually
Speaker 4: read Welcome home Comma, Tom, not as you currently got it,
Speaker 4: or welcome home Tom Comma.
Speaker 3: I think that is correct. That is correct.
Speaker 4: We've got plenty of time before he's even getting in
Speaker 4: that car and soon it isn't going to be till
Speaker 4: after eight o'clock this morning. So yeah, the correction for
Speaker 4: the one hundred billboards we're given away every single morning.
Speaker 4: Welcome home, Comma, Tom. The last thing we want to
Speaker 4: do is ruin this reunion with a misplaced commer. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be that.
Speaker 3: And he's a school kids so he will know you
Speaker 3: all know, he all know.
Speaker 4: All right, we're ready. Then, Flying movies, you mean Duty
Speaker 4: three Gold, well done, mug, Mortal, Cockpit sil plus. That
Speaker 4: could be a movie, couldn't it. That really could be
Speaker 4: a movie. That's wrong. Mark Flight Club starring Brad Cockpit
Speaker 4: Gold double yeah, mug and a magnets Why not? Sir?
Speaker 4: Saving Pilot Ryan Gold, that's very good from Down, Good Morning, Down,
Speaker 4: eight Mile High Club Gold, Glide Hard Silver, fifty First
Speaker 4: Delays Silver Weekend at John Travolta's from I understand what
Speaker 4: you mean. Let's tell you Plastic knives out Gold. That's
Speaker 4: very clever, very smart, Steve well done, who flew Roger Rabbit?
Speaker 4: Silver when Harry met Sully Captain.
Speaker 3: Sully's landed the plane on the Hudson River. Very good,
Speaker 3: Gold plus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and a magnet to you Sammy and Craigie Burn
Speaker 4: when Harry met Sully is so good? Jet Shorty silver
Speaker 4: plus Lord of the Wings silver, the Green Mile High.
Speaker 3: Club they had something similar bronze.
Speaker 4: The forty year old Virgin Airlines gold. Both of those
Speaker 4: from Andrew the Milkman. You can have a mark and
Speaker 4: a magnet. All right, we'll tell you about this morning's
Speaker 4: Naked Hour coming up next.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time now to tell you about this morning of this
Speaker 4: week's Naked Our. This is where from seven to eight
Speaker 4: every Thursday morning on the show, we clear all the songs.
Speaker 4: We give you the theme. You picked the songs. Let's
Speaker 4: get into this week's.
Speaker 11: Oh Christian, we've got no songs for the whole hour
Speaker 11: on nick Na nig nake nake nag Naked Our Naked Hour,
Speaker 11: Oh nack nake Nigga Naked Hour, They God Hour.
Speaker 4: All right, the theme for the Naked Hour, we give
Speaker 4: you the theme. You pick all the songs between seven
Speaker 4: and eight the sorning on Gold one A four point three.
Speaker 4: The theme is songs with days of weeks in the title.
Speaker 4: Looking for days of the week in the title. It
Speaker 4: could have been the title not just in the song Patsy,
Speaker 4: what are you going for?
Speaker 2: Bengals Medic Monday? I remember listening to this on the
Speaker 2: school bus and thinking the words to the song were
Speaker 2: just another man Next Monday, but it was manic Monday.
Speaker 4: I'd like it. It's like a miss, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Many?
Speaker 4: Do you know what it is?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: Just another man next Monday?
Speaker 3: What was that meme that went around like next minute?
Speaker 4: It's like, let's hear it again, it's Many Monday. I
Speaker 4: was convinced that, yeah, that's a great misserve Patsy price
Speaker 4: that much? That's right? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 4: Trivia point? Good tune? Jackie Boye, what are you going for?
Speaker 4: A song with the dea other week?
Speaker 3: In the title, I've chosen this because it's from one
Speaker 3: of my favorite movies, opening and closing credits of Happy Gilmour.
Speaker 3: It's called Tuesday's.
Speaker 4: Gone Leonard Skinnered. This is a great song and a
Speaker 4: great movie. Al Right, it's opening and closing? Is it?
Speaker 4: You never heard Call Me the Breeze by Leonard Skinner?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever heard another song by them?
Speaker 4: Oh my well, freebird baby don't sweetheart, she's probably quite
Speaker 4: a few.
Speaker 3: You do know Sweet Home.
Speaker 4: When you're heading home today, tell that Testa to crank up.
Speaker 4: Call Me the Breeze. What a tune. Suddenly it's like
Speaker 4: nineteen seventy five, you're on the Pacific Highway. That is
Speaker 4: some song Call Me the Breeze. Actually, I think we've
Speaker 4: got banks as a possible naked hour the weather. We
Speaker 4: were going to do it last year and the weather
Speaker 4: in album got better, so Rio went, let's bank it
Speaker 4: because we'll always have the weather. Then we can play
Speaker 4: call Me the Breeze. Skin it. But this is a
Speaker 4: great one. I'm going for a big Friday song. By
Speaker 4: the way, when I was looking at different songs that
Speaker 4: have days of the week in the title, have you
Speaker 4: about Wednesday? It's not about Sunday, Monday, Friday, Saturday, the weekend, Homeday, Wednesday,
Speaker 4: opportunity song writers. Anyway, I've gone for this about Friday Night.
Speaker 4: What a banger by KP. Perry Katie the movie In
Speaker 4: My Life, open closing credits. What a tune? Huh? What
Speaker 4: a good time? As well? A ber not.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question o Carls Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good morning Christian, is it possibly going a message on
Speaker 4: the billboards? Later? On this morning or tomorrow to my
Speaker 4: beautiful lady Catherine in honor, if you will marry me. Johnny,
Speaker 4: are we're not doing any more proposal?
Speaker 3: What's at the top of our list of rules for the.
Speaker 4: Billboards now after what happened on Tuesday seven forty six
Speaker 4: am hashtag Mitchgate. No more billboards about proposals, No more proposals, Sorry, Johnny,
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to find another way. All right?
Speaker 11: Naked out, Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the
Speaker 11: whole hour?
Speaker 5: Oh nick nick.
Speaker 11: Nig nick nick nig, naked our naked hour, Oh nig nigg.
Speaker 10: Egg naked hour.
Speaker 4: All right, we give you the theme of Thursday. You
Speaker 4: pick all the songs, so we have no more songs
Speaker 4: lined up. You're picking the songs on nine four one
Speaker 4: four one oh four three theme songs or days of
Speaker 4: the week in the title Fie, good.
Speaker 6: Morning, Good morning, Christian? How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Fie, sound like you're ready on the road.
Speaker 4: What song do we have to play?
Speaker 7: Doom count don't like Monday, great song, I don't.
Speaker 4: Like don't the day down? Effie? Good choice. Let's go
Speaker 4: to Kathy here, Good morning, Kathy.
Speaker 7: Morning came best song ever from an incredible band that
Speaker 7: contained all of.
Speaker 8: Those of the week is Friday. I'm in love by
Speaker 8: the Cure.
Speaker 4: Great song, Thursday, I don't care, It's all right. This
Speaker 4: is a great song.
Speaker 3: You this best song ever.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't call it. Kathy likes it. Sorry, it's the
Speaker 4: best song ever. Only what you decide to say. I
Speaker 4: was surprised it is Kathy's best song ever that. I'm
Speaker 4: happy with that, Kathy, this is a good song. We
Speaker 4: have to play this Thursday.
Speaker 11: I don't care about you.
Speaker 4: He Gattie, have a good day. Let's go, thanks mate.
Speaker 4: Let's got a Brendan.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, late night DJ Brendan Vibe Master General Brendan.
Speaker 4: What song we're going to go for?
Speaker 5: Yees Blue Monday by New Order.
Speaker 4: It would be Monday one. This is a great song,
Speaker 4: great song every Jack Brendan, great call. Good song as well.
Speaker 4: Awesome video too. Let's go to Eddie. Good morning, Eddie,
Speaker 4: Good morning crew.
Speaker 5: Yes, Ruby Tuesday, Rolling Stones get in.
Speaker 12: Good oh mate, giving it the your back end.
Speaker 4: Vocals need a bit of support there, great song. Have
Speaker 4: a good day, Eddie. Let's go to Catherine. Now we're
Speaker 4: looking for songs with days the week of the title.
Speaker 6: Good morning everyone.
Speaker 7: How about Elton John's Saturday Nights all right for fighting?
Speaker 4: I'll read to sing along with it like Eddie.
Speaker 5: See me going street?
Speaker 6: People save me money, not to things?
Speaker 4: All right, Catherine, Thank you very much. The Squeeze. One
Speaker 4: more in from Benjamin.
Speaker 5: You two Sunday, Buddy, Sunday.
Speaker 4: Gotcha listen at so Great Apple War? I think it
Speaker 4: was wed Benjamin, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: I have sometimes favorite bits and songs, and this some
Speaker 4: of my favorite bits. About two minutes in the song
Speaker 4: where he just the keyboard just goes that bit of
Speaker 4: it should anything happen to me prematurely high out and
Speaker 4: just to do that bit. It's about ten seconds. He
Speaker 4: can then fly back.
Speaker 3: For all Elden's skills on the piano. That is honestly
Speaker 3: the easiest thing you can do on a piano.
Speaker 4: To me, I thought that must be like no black
Speaker 4: belt ninth level. What to do that?
Speaker 3: BA go for a start from one.
Speaker 4: Now, I guarantee you get a keyboard out. I'd run
Speaker 4: out of steam half boy, th wee B and stop.
Speaker 4: I couldn't be able to do that really all right,
Speaker 4: So here's what we are on day four of Winner.
Speaker 4: Billboard every day this week and it rolls into next
Speaker 4: week as well, and then a really big one to mine.
Speaker 4: We have one hundred billboards to give away every single show,
Speaker 4: so one message from you guys goes live. It really
Speaker 4: is all over Melbourne. These aren't just a big gigantic
Speaker 4: digital billboards as they're called. It's also loads and loads
Speaker 4: of bush shelters as well. It's everywhere. Whatever the message is,
Speaker 4: one message on the show goes live within a couple
Speaker 4: of minutes to Melbourne. That the one we give away
Speaker 4: tomorrow is the biggest one of the whole two weeks
Speaker 4: of doing this. Yeah, because it'll be up all day
Speaker 4: Friday and Saturday and Sunday. So whatever the message is
Speaker 4: is going to be a very very well seen famous
Speaker 4: message over the weekend. The current one we had over
Speaker 4: the last twenty four hours yesterday, we thought with all
Speaker 4: the kids going back to school in the school run,
Speaker 4: we thought we'd asked the kids to put a message
Speaker 4: up there. We found this lovely guy, a little eleven
Speaker 4: year old called Jacimo.
Speaker 6: It is get a angus. How you doing mate?
Speaker 5: And all my friends at sin Gabriel.
Speaker 4: Is he your main friend, is your best friend?
Speaker 6: And here's my very first friend.
Speaker 4: Very first friend. How long have you known him? Only eleven?
Speaker 13: I've known him ever since I started primary school.
Speaker 4: To have a best day going about, that's the best.
Speaker 4: So the message that was up all day yesterday said.
Speaker 3: Get a angus, how you go and mate? And to
Speaker 3: all my friends at Saint Gabriel's PS, I'm Jacimo.
Speaker 4: Now when we spoke to Jackimo, like a lot of
Speaker 4: the kids we speak to, he's a lovely lad and
Speaker 4: probably you know, and so we should be quite unaware
Speaker 4: of the impact of what was about to happen. When seriously,
Speaker 4: your your best mate's name is suddenly all over Melbourne.
Speaker 4: That's going to create big ripples. People are going to
Speaker 4: hear about it at school. So you heard this is
Speaker 4: Jakimo yesterday morning, Tempa state it is good.
Speaker 6: Aye Angus, how are you doing?
Speaker 8: Mate?
Speaker 4: It's a polite, nice young man kid. Right, showbiz has
Speaker 4: happened in the previous twenty four hours. Suddenly at school
Speaker 4: he's got radio famous. Listen to this guy, same guy Jacomo.
Speaker 9: Hello, I'm Jackimo, whoa holds.
Speaker 4: The stage could be a comedian with a brand new
Speaker 4: Netflix special. Hello, I'm Jacomo.
Speaker 9: Hello, I'm Jakimo. I was on Christian O'Connell's GOT one
Speaker 9: oh four point three show. Shout out to Laura from
Speaker 9: Saint Gabriel's. She came up to me and said, Hey, Jakimo. Haley,
Speaker 9: who was another teacher at the school, said you were
Speaker 9: on the radio.
Speaker 4: It made my day.
Speaker 8: P s.
Speaker 9: I'm Jackimo.
Speaker 4: This is great. What the change? This is what the
Speaker 4: one hundred billboards still with now? Angus is his best friend.
Speaker 4: Obviously he becomes very famous in the in these billboards
Speaker 4: yesterday as well, we've heard from young Angus best friend
Speaker 4: of course, to Jacomo.
Speaker 1: Looking at the billboard and my mom told me, but
Speaker 1: then I was actually on the radio.
Speaker 5: Was from my creet coach Hamma.
Speaker 1: So you shout out to hammer.
Speaker 9: My auntie cried when she found out that I was
Speaker 9: on one hundred billboards around Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Very excited.
Speaker 4: Did you seem very sad?
Speaker 3: Did he say, my aunt he cried when she cried,
Speaker 3: And did you.
Speaker 4: Say shout out to a hammer? He's on the who
Speaker 4: was on the phone to his coach mc hammer? Also, Hello,
Speaker 4: voice not broken? His voice is breaking. Voice made Jack
Speaker 4: and most Jack's still waiting to break as well. All right,
Speaker 4: So coming up next we'll tell you about the very
Speaker 4: very special billboard we've got the.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're about to cross to a mum who's eagerly awaiting
Speaker 4: her son who's been away for a couple of months,
Speaker 4: miss Christmas and New Year, been traveling around Europe. Tomorrow's
Speaker 4: billboards we're giving away isn't just tomorrow, it's to the
Speaker 4: whole weekend Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Start thinking about your message,
Speaker 4: which will be seen by over a million people and
Speaker 4: over three days, lots of people out and about over
Speaker 4: the weekend, all seeing your message on one hundred billboards.
Speaker 4: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: But right now that's crossed live to tell Marine Airport
Speaker 4: and a car park where mum Karlyn is still waiting.
Speaker 4: Are you still in the car, hi.
Speaker 6: Christian, I'm actually standing at the rivals.
Speaker 4: Yes, So the planes landed.
Speaker 6: The plane has landed. The eagle has landed about ten
Speaker 6: minutes ago. So I expect him to come out of
Speaker 6: those doors any moment now.
Speaker 3: Oh no, is he still half an hour away at
Speaker 3: LEAs you got to gout to the bags.
Speaker 4: There's all this problem with the baggage stuff at the moment, and.
Speaker 6: They seem to be running through. Everyone seems to be
Speaker 6: coming out fairly quickly, so.
Speaker 5: Planes if they could be.
Speaker 6: But who knows, you might see him luck.
Speaker 5: So you might be here.
Speaker 4: So the current billboard then, just to remind everybody, so
Speaker 4: it's a giant welcome home sign on one hundred billboards
Speaker 4: that obviously, when they are reunited and you've got Tom
Speaker 4: in the car, you're going to be driving back into
Speaker 4: Melbourne and Tom will see just how much it means
Speaker 4: to have him back with you in the car and
Speaker 4: back home. So Jack, the message says that Tom's going
Speaker 4: to be seen very very soon.
Speaker 3: People might have already seen it up and about now.
Speaker 3: Welcome home Tom, Love from Mum and Caitlin. Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Speaker 4: What time have you been at that airport since I
Speaker 4: was here?
Speaker 6: About us five five?
Speaker 4: Are you getting tired now? You know a bit where
Speaker 4: you start to get a little bit sleepy and the
Speaker 4: slow blink kicks in.
Speaker 6: Not really, I'm caffeinated up.
Speaker 3: Your park's going to cost over one hundred dollars. I
Speaker 3: can't up thinking about it.
Speaker 6: Oh Jack you and about money? What do you wait
Speaker 6: till Gordon comes home?
Speaker 4: Yes, Miss Christmas, I can't even imagine counting all. I'll
Speaker 4: pay for your parking, okay, so don't worry about that
Speaker 4: if it overruns. When it is overrunning, but I'll shout that.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: Well you need you need the money to get another
Speaker 4: cup of coffees, which aren't cheaper. Telling me now, but
Speaker 4: either to stay away because it could be till after
Speaker 4: eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: Well, we don't know.
Speaker 4: We'll see fingers cross, fingers crossed.
Speaker 6: He's only got one he's only got one suitcase.
Speaker 4: So that's like everybody else on the plane. Most people
Speaker 4: have one suitcase. All right, we'll see fingers cross is
Speaker 4: coming through those doors. And you're in a good position.
Speaker 4: Yeah you have you? Have you been texting him?
Speaker 6: No, I haven't yet because I've been waiting to talk
Speaker 6: to you guys.
Speaker 5: I've been kicking.
Speaker 4: The producers are doing a good thing, Rained Tower, keep
Speaker 4: this line clear, No worries, all right, we'll speeches soon,
Speaker 4: fingers crossed. It's very soon that you see Tom.
Speaker 6: No worries, thanks, Christian, well, Christian.
Speaker 1: No Connell's show podcasts.
Speaker 4: I love it when people say, you know, they go, oh,
Speaker 4: you know, do you go that restaurant You've ever been there?
Speaker 4: And you go, dow, no, no, and they go, oh
Speaker 4: my god, you must there you go, and you must
Speaker 4: have right And obviously, you know, when I moved here,
Speaker 4: I'll make a note of all these musts. So we
Speaker 4: want to know where must we go and what must
Speaker 4: we have? On nine four one one oh four three,
Speaker 4: jack your must is you.
Speaker 3: Simply must, Christian go to Barapa tie in Baldwin and
Speaker 3: you simply must have the pineapple fried chicken fried rice.
Speaker 4: It does actually sound really nice. So a side dish
Speaker 4: from Jackie boy, What about you, Pats? What's your must?
Speaker 2: You know what, when you're on the Human Freeway, you
Speaker 2: will be on the way to Canberra, take the detour
Speaker 2: the exitdit your roller, and you think, oh, this is
Speaker 2: a waste of my time, But it's not, because there's
Speaker 2: awesome pizza at a place called Northern Republic. My brother
Speaker 2: travels two hours there and back once a month just
Speaker 2: to get their pizza.
Speaker 4: You're kidding.
Speaker 2: Brilliant, it's brilliant, and it's in this beautiful old red
Speaker 2: brick factory and they do just the best food. But
Speaker 2: their pizzas are awesome.
Speaker 3: When you see here someone makes a pilgrimage for a
Speaker 3: certain food, I'm actually sold.
Speaker 4: I think it's a step above. You must because you
Speaker 4: must just go there, but going to some sort of
Speaker 4: detour that takes hours. The pizza must be amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh it's beautiful. It's beautiful, and you think, oh, what's
Speaker 2: it your roa like, it's quite surprising that this awesome
Speaker 2: pizza shop is there.
Speaker 3: You don't have to kick the rest of the town.
Speaker 4: Victoria and New South Wales in. It's actually quite surprising,
Speaker 4: you know, these backward places, not like the big metropolis
Speaker 4: of course where I broadcast from.
Speaker 3: They've fluted something because in.
Speaker 4: Red locals can actually do a pizza from that region.
Speaker 4: Actually quite surprising because it's a.
Speaker 2: Die well since the freeway was bypassed, not much guys
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 4: You just still going. We're gonna have to get you
Speaker 4: out there next week to apologize to the townsfolk.
Speaker 3: What's it called again, Patty, Actually do Northern Republic.
Speaker 4: We can't go aback there, re Lynched Do they do delivery?
Speaker 4: All right? My must you simply must go to Philipp's
Speaker 4: Bakery on Hampton Street, and you must have Philippa's sausage
Speaker 4: roll homemade every day and the stuff. They will say,
Speaker 4: do you want the special sauce. Don't go, oh, you've
Speaker 4: got some of the cars all that, get that special sauce.
Speaker 4: It's not like any kind of tomato reddish, right.
Speaker 3: And you're telling people, I've got special sauce.
Speaker 4: In the car. I have a couple of sashets in
Speaker 4: the glove box of like those macas. Because the kids
Speaker 4: always go they haven't got any ketch up. They didn't
Speaker 4: get that, so why I have some. You'll need this
Speaker 4: in the company's time. Get the special sauce. It's a
Speaker 4: tomato relish, but with a kind of cuman. I don't
Speaker 4: know if this is the right word, but undercurrent there's
Speaker 4: a cuman tones, undercurrents traces what it is. You must
Speaker 4: go to Philippa's Bakery. Don't have all the sausage rolls
Speaker 4: this morning. Please leave me for one eleven a m
Speaker 4: iBIM all right? Where else must we go? Kelly?
Speaker 8: Hi, Christian? Here are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Where must we go?
Speaker 8: You must go to Dexters in Preston and you must
Speaker 8: try their short rib as well as their meat donuts.
Speaker 3: Someone told me about the donut they deep fry be
Speaker 3: Oh my.
Speaker 4: God, this sounds amazing.
Speaker 8: It is. It is really amazing meat. It is donuts
Speaker 8: meat donut. So think of a hot jam donut, but
Speaker 8: instead of jam in the middle, it's I think it's
Speaker 8: a poored beef and it's in the middle and it
Speaker 8: is just divine.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's a pulled pork in the middle?
Speaker 8: All beef?
Speaker 4: I think beef. We thought they could improve the humble donut.
Speaker 8: And the short rib is just spectacular.
Speaker 4: This is meaty heaven.
Speaker 3: You would want to know that you're definitely buying into
Speaker 3: a meat donut because if you expected.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, very much so. But yeah, it's been around
Speaker 8: for years. It's been around for years. They do it
Speaker 8: right and it's almost like an institution.
Speaker 4: It's great, all right, So Dexter's and Preston, Yes, we
Speaker 4: must have the meat donuts and the short ribat.
Speaker 8: And the short rip. Those to the meat doughnuts and
Speaker 8: short rib absolutely.
Speaker 4: Who is that with the joker?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, following me, get on.
Speaker 6: She's trying to get onto the radio at the moment you.
Speaker 4: Can and have a chat. She wants what's her name?
Speaker 6: Thanks Christine?
Speaker 4: Christ Yeah, hello, hello Christine, good morning. If you had
Speaker 4: this meat donut? Is it that good?
Speaker 1: And yes, yes, yes, yes, gotcha?
Speaker 4: All right, all right the word listen. It's been good.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Ray you called. Okay, take care Kelly.
Speaker 8: And your daughter you too, thank you.
Speaker 4: They need to go in for them nine four for
Speaker 4: you simply mustn't simply must've chuch my daughter. Actually this
Speaker 4: is the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Maybe a controversial opinion, but if I hired a DJ
Speaker 4: and he went and passed out in my yard, I'd
Speaker 4: be asking for my money, but not singing a song
Speaker 4: about it. Patrick Jack, you've got some issues with the lyrics.
Speaker 3: Well, she weaves in there that there's a warren out
Speaker 3: for her arrest amongst like we're dancing on the tabletops.
Speaker 3: I think we took too many shots. There's a warren
Speaker 3: out for my arrest. I think I need a ginger ale.
Speaker 3: It's like go back. You're in serious trouble, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Where must we go and what must we have?
Speaker 4: You simply must Christian Sarah Brady must go to the
Speaker 4: Yu Yuk Hotel Yuk must have the state my dad
Speaker 4: reckon see, you will never be able to have another
Speaker 4: pub steak again after this because nothing ever will top it.
Speaker 4: Ta sounds great? So when else he's smaller? Then where
Speaker 4: It's not just oh yeah, you must go there, it's
Speaker 4: simply you must, and what must we have when we
Speaker 4: go there?
Speaker 5: Joshua, Hello, Christian, Hell are you this morning?
Speaker 4: I'm good? You must go? Where do we go?
Speaker 5: You simply must go to South of Johnson and try
Speaker 5: the proscuto and ridicuio rosotto. It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 4: How great can a rosotto be? Because to me it's
Speaker 4: porridge that people have in the evening.
Speaker 5: Oh, you'll have to try it.
Speaker 3: It just can only be so good. I think it's
Speaker 3: got a ceiling of rosotto.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you don't see a lot like Master
Speaker 4: Chef or anything that the Big Cookery shows to you.
Speaker 4: All Right, you have an hour and I need that
Speaker 4: pee and leaks. Okay, Chef Ransey's coming out, so make
Speaker 4: sure it's good.
Speaker 3: I mean they're good, resultos are good, but I just
Speaker 3: don't imagine it's your favorite meal. Joshua.
Speaker 5: There, I go there once a week every Sunday. I
Speaker 5: go there and have a really same meal.
Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, so it's Ridaccio and what else Proscuccio.
Speaker 5: Ridicuo and Proscuto Rosotto.
Speaker 4: He's just an Italian soccer player, Ridico.
Speaker 3: I think it's one of the lyrics and bohemian rapsid.
Speaker 4: All right, Joshua, thank you very much. You have a
Speaker 4: good day.
Speaker 5: Thank you made too.
Speaker 2: I love a rosorto and it's one of the hardest
Speaker 2: things to make a rest.
Speaker 10: Tanya, Hi, Christian and team, how are you?
Speaker 4: We're good? Where must we go? Tity, you must go?
Speaker 10: And it's in Euroa again, and it's called flam Shan.
Speaker 10: Chinese restaurants love it, the old flam Sham. Yep, you
Speaker 10: must go there.
Speaker 8: I used to work there.
Speaker 10: I lived in Euroa and the Chinese it's the chili
Speaker 10: chicken plum. It's a musky chicken plum.
Speaker 8: Chili chicken plum.
Speaker 11: And also I.
Speaker 10: Always get a bag of frozen dim sims and bring
Speaker 10: it home with me back to Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Contraman then sound them at market. So the your car.
Speaker 10: Oh no, my husband would kill me if I tried
Speaker 10: to sell them to anyone.
Speaker 4: So they let you just it's that because you're a
Speaker 4: former employee, can any of us just walk away? With
Speaker 4: a bag of frozen goods.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 10: Probably because I'm a former employee and Connie loves me.
Speaker 3: Tell us the code work.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so if I go, it's Connie in Today's Christian. Uh.
Speaker 4: You know I used to work here with Chanya and
Speaker 4: Connie the old. Give me the bag of the old
Speaker 4: frozen ones.
Speaker 10: It's impossibly, you never know she might do that.
Speaker 4: Shout out to Connie. Flam sham, All right, thank you
Speaker 4: very much, chan no problem. Clam sham or flam sham
Speaker 4: clam no flam.
Speaker 2: I think she said flamshare.
Speaker 4: That's what I saw. Flam sham said ten times. Rosie,
Speaker 4: Hi Christian?
Speaker 10: How are you?
Speaker 4: I am good, Rosie? Where must I go? What must
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 13: You simply muss must musco to Emma Cooney Restaurant in
Speaker 13: West Melbourne. It's a traditional Italian restaurant that's been around
Speaker 13: for sixty years and you simply must must have the
Speaker 13: garlic mushroom.
Speaker 4: Love a garlic mushroom.
Speaker 13: Yes there's a bit.
Speaker 4: So is it more like one of those old traditional
Speaker 4: Italians you know where it's like a trattoria.
Speaker 13: Oh it's yes, it is. It hasn't got a huge menu.
Speaker 13: Everything is is absolutely divine.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm getting so I'm salivating this. I
Speaker 4: love a good old sort of family run Italian restaurant's
Speaker 4: been going for years and you've got like an elderly
Speaker 4: none are out the back stir and that old ragoo
Speaker 4: source all day.
Speaker 6: That's that's right.
Speaker 13: And what's it called Againonie a Maconie restaurant in West Melbourne.
Speaker 4: We have to have a little team watch then, all right, Rosie,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. No problems, by no problems, Glass,
Speaker 4: He's got no problems.
Speaker 7: Deborah, Yes, good morning Christian Pats and Jack.
Speaker 4: Hello, hellow Debrah. And where must we go?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: You absolutely must go to Phonsie's Diner in kill Side.
Speaker 7: Step back into the past and have yourself. You must
Speaker 7: have yourself the most incredible camembert popper. You crunch into
Speaker 7: the crispy coding and you get a little zing off
Speaker 7: the jilly and then you get this explosion of molten camembert.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is great.
Speaker 7: Mind the roof of your mouth though it will burn.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, this is like a four K tasting there.
Speaker 4: That was very well described. You already took us through
Speaker 4: the whole stages of it.
Speaker 7: A fantastic.
Speaker 8: You must go.
Speaker 3: When you say is it.
Speaker 4: Themed like days you've got the old juke.
Speaker 7: Box, it absolutely is. There's so much memorabilia in there,
Speaker 7: the waitresses addressed back in the day when they did
Speaker 7: happy Days. The food, the rest of the food is incredible.
Speaker 7: The host Debbie is fantastic, and yeah, you must.
Speaker 5: Got to go.
Speaker 4: Churist. Thing about the Camembert Poppers, I don't remember, Fonsi're
Speaker 4: cunning it's themed from the Camembert Poppers because they just
Speaker 4: really love them.
Speaker 3: That episode where Fie burnt the roof of his mouth.
Speaker 4: Camembert because at first and then the molten Camembert. We're right,
Speaker 4: we got to go. We must be, we must dear.
Speaker 4: But this is a great one. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You come out, you have a good day, you too, Bile.
Speaker 4: Do you know I've decided this is it? You know
Speaker 4: you and I have took before, but having some kind
Speaker 4: of food awards. How many times you go into a place.
Speaker 4: They've got some old it's been in there a couple
Speaker 4: of years where they were like Takeaway of the Year
Speaker 4: three aw or the held Son in two thousand and three.
Speaker 4: We need our food awards and they will be called
Speaker 4: you must, you must, and the winner if you really
Speaker 4: are right, you could be a nominee. So in then
Speaker 4: you must, and then the Gold standards you really must,
Speaker 4: and they can put that up in the restaurants. We
Speaker 4: need to start eating this food.
Speaker 1: Carl and brighter. You're listening to the Christian o'carl show podcast.
Speaker 4: We sit and wait this hour this week and it
Speaker 4: continues next week and all over the weekend. We're giving
Speaker 4: away one hundred billboards. Access to them. Put your message
Speaker 4: on one hundred billboards all over Melbourne, every single show
Speaker 4: here on the Christian O'Connell show. Current message is a
Speaker 4: lovely one from Mum, Karen and Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: The message is welcome home Tom, Love from Mum and Caitlin. Kiss,
Speaker 3: kiss Kiss.
Speaker 4: So Mum, Caroline is actually at the airport right now,
Speaker 4: where she's been since five am. Yep, you can do
Speaker 4: the mass over for three hours. She hasn't got the
Speaker 4: sun yet. He still doesn't come through the doors. We
Speaker 4: spoke to at seven point thirty and she was going
Speaker 4: any minute now, any minute now. The planes landed three
Speaker 4: minutes ago at seven twenty seven. Any minute now, still
Speaker 4: waiting and then you're going to have this beautiful emotional reunion.
Speaker 4: He's obviously been away for a couple of months, miss
Speaker 4: Christmas and miss New Year. So she's so excited. She
Speaker 4: didn't want to just turn up and arrivals with her
Speaker 4: or welcome home sign. She wanted a giant, mega welcome
Speaker 4: home signed. And that's what today's one hundred billboards are.
Speaker 4: So at somebody in the next twenty minutes, hopefully she
Speaker 4: gets him in the car and they start driving into Melbourne,
Speaker 4: and then hopefully Tom will see the messenger from his
Speaker 4: mum on the billboards. Before that, I can relate to
Speaker 4: what she's going through. Suddenly your kids get older and
Speaker 4: they start moving away. This is actually my life in
Speaker 4: our Yeah, next Friday we take our alras daughter Ruby.
Speaker 4: She goes to Canberra where she's beginning how do you
Speaker 4: path in her life at A and U? And so
Speaker 4: we all go for the weekend. We drop her off
Speaker 4: the be four of us was my youngest daughter Lowers,
Speaker 4: and then three of us will come home. This is
Speaker 4: a big thing for all of us, right and so
Speaker 4: my wife and I have been talking a lot about
Speaker 4: what are we going to do, how are we going
Speaker 4: to handle this huge change in our in our in
Speaker 4: our relationship, actually bigger since we actually became parents eighteen
Speaker 4: years ago. Anyway, Patsy, this is my wife's idea. She
Speaker 4: knows that I love getting out of nature, and I
Speaker 4: want to get out of nature even more. Tomorrow afternoon,
Speaker 4: we're going to look at caravans.
Speaker 3: Ah gray nomads, ray nomads.
Speaker 4: I got the gray bit.
Speaker 3: No, no, guys, are you retiring?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: So she supposed with this the other day, and maybe
Speaker 4: you do this with Chris in your relationship as well.
Speaker 4: One I came home, said I wasn't home, but there
Speaker 4: was an open brochure simply saying caravans and motor homes.
Speaker 4: I'm like, ah, we go here we go a couple
Speaker 4: of months and fifty. This is it, this is it,
Speaker 4: this is the change is happening. You're going through the manopause.
Speaker 3: You'll be the youngest. The b side is you'll be
Speaker 3: the lad you.
Speaker 4: Could on the box. So I said, I don't know.
Speaker 4: She goes, some it's okay, I've rung a company. She goes,
Speaker 4: if you were to spring Bell caravans, Huggi's besties. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she goes, they were very excited to hear from me.
Speaker 4: Went yeah, I bet they were. So we're go and
Speaker 4: have a look at caravans tomorrow and then they've kind
Speaker 4: of agreed that we can borrow one for a weekend
Speaker 4: and next cod of week and give it a go
Speaker 4: for a weekend. See, my wife goes to me and
Speaker 4: the guy said to him, they come with toilets going
Speaker 4: with a dump out of the bush somewhere my weekend.
Speaker 4: How is your weekend? I mean crapping in the park,
Speaker 4: nobody seeing. Let's let's go that you that down there's
Speaker 4: scotting Chris.
Speaker 3: I think there's a I don't know about using the
Speaker 3: toilet on there for one t No. Well, when we
Speaker 3: did the caravan a carriage with Hamishine, we had a
Speaker 3: rule that that you weren't allowed to go number two
Speaker 3: inside the caravan too stinky.
Speaker 4: Well you have actually, yeah, what happens if you you know?
Speaker 4: So we've raised it so many one and it's next
Speaker 4: to the bedrum one room. It's it's all in the room.
Speaker 3: It's right there. We had to wait for truck stops
Speaker 3: and yeah, caravan parks and that sort of thing until
Speaker 3: we could go number two.
Speaker 4: Be a lovely wait to navigate the weekend. Put over,
Speaker 4: put over, why didn't it? It's a truck stop top
Speaker 4: swinging the caravan in watch you out with that snowy river.
Speaker 2: The worst bit is going to the r V park
Speaker 2: and having to empty it. My brother's got a caravan,
Speaker 2: that's his job, and it's got like a try, it's
Speaker 2: like a suitcase and he takes it out of this
Speaker 2: compartment and he had, well, you got to empty.
Speaker 4: It fifty.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think go number two in
Speaker 3: the tour? Do you want to pull that sacred suitcase?
Speaker 4: But I'm going to do something else? Am I going
Speaker 4: to go? Stop fixating about the number two? I want
Speaker 4: to want to get out of a great man?
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Speaker 4: All right, let's see some of your emails late to
Speaker 4: the party late we got in Lakes to the Park Sea.
Speaker 4: But nothing we ever talk about on the show ever
Speaker 4: moves completely on. You can pick it up whenever you want.
Speaker 4: Let's get into some of them, Katrina, Rolf Christian. You're
Speaker 4: talking about why were you school famous? Yeah? We did
Speaker 4: this the other day. There were so many great stories.
Speaker 4: Please keep these going. Growing up was the youngers of four.
Speaker 4: I always had hand me down uniforms for school but
Speaker 4: my mum took things to a whole new level when
Speaker 4: I was in Grade six. Every year the Grade six
Speaker 4: students had a special jumper with the graduating year printed
Speaker 4: on the front. I said that envy, wasn't it that
Speaker 4: you saw the older kids do that? My mum took
Speaker 4: my older brothers class of nineteen ninety seven jump into
Speaker 4: a uniform shop and had the print changed to Class
Speaker 4: of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3: Matchdown.
Speaker 4: No oh no. What she didn't know was that for
Speaker 4: the first time ever, the jumpers will be printed with
Speaker 4: the names of all the graduating students on the back.
Speaker 4: There was no easy way of hiding that my jumper
Speaker 4: was the only one year level missing all the names
Speaker 4: school famous from that day.
Speaker 3: Graduating and you don't have to be school famous into
Speaker 3: the next year.
Speaker 4: Katrina will send yourself for that. That is a great story.
Speaker 4: If you go any more school famous, send them over
Speaker 4: to us. The other day we were looking at they
Speaker 4: We were going through the top ten words that were
Speaker 4: googled in Australia last year. One of them was shout
Speaker 4: out to the twenty two wordle. A lot of people
Speaker 4: got into it has become a really big thing actually
Speaker 4: all over the world Jack, you were doing it every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, only during the time period where it was popular
Speaker 3: and like everybody else, you know.
Speaker 4: On the Cool Kids. I liked him in their first
Speaker 4: album and I moved on with that difficult second album
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: You didn't like word or because you were about at it.
Speaker 4: Well, possibly true. We asked who is still doing it? Lee?
Speaker 4: Listen and Lee is still doing it and she's on
Speaker 4: a three hundred and fifty three day streak. I love
Speaker 4: that word streak.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: My youngest daughter she's on a nine hundred and seventy
Speaker 4: two day streak talking to her best friend Meal Wow.
Speaker 4: You know they go to school together every day. They
Speaker 4: have to talk and slapchat every day to keep the
Speaker 4: streak going. It's very important. Even when they're in different
Speaker 4: parts of Australia on holiday of someone they will they
Speaker 4: have to do their snapchat to get the street gun.
Speaker 3: That sounds like something they tell you because you've told
Speaker 3: them to get off their phone. I have to be
Speaker 3: on stepchat and some.
Speaker 4: Of these other emails now are all about messages for
Speaker 4: the billboards Tomorrow. Tomorrow's message on the billboard will be
Speaker 4: up for three days up at the whole weekends all
Speaker 4: day Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday, so it's the biggest
Speaker 4: one we'll be giving away over the next two weeks. Christian,
Speaker 4: I'd love over the weekend to quote my three year old.
Speaker 4: This week big news in our house, Daddy, I did
Speaker 4: a pool on the toilet contender not ruling it out.
Speaker 4: That's from Cooper, who's three. Lovely world done dad, Tim,
Speaker 4: Christian and I have got a very important message and
Speaker 4: I think Melbourne needs to be reminded or all over
Speaker 4: the weekend. Toilet paper always goes under. Not over what No,
Speaker 4: I disagree over. We're all over Yeah. Over. The hand
Speaker 4: then goes to me. It's like it's shaking hands with
Speaker 4: the little the Liz bit.
Speaker 3: When you're under you have to go to the back
Speaker 3: of the toilet, yeah, and pull from the back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you could have a messy hand or something
Speaker 4: this night could touch the wall. What are you doing
Speaker 4: about my wife? We're not getting in the caravan yet, Holly.
Speaker 4: This is contiversial.
Speaker 3: I think she's trolling us. Yeah, no one, no one
Speaker 3: is doing under yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh, Christian, I know you've had a failed proposal or
Speaker 4: it's not Listen he's saying that, why would you email?
Speaker 4: We say it's not failed, not failed. They're very happy
Speaker 4: right now. They've they've come together over the slight gate
Speaker 4: crashing by this show. But we were co coded in
Speaker 4: the proposal. It was an accidental gate crashing. It's certainly
Speaker 4: not failed. Please could I use it of the weekend
Speaker 4: to propose to Look, we've made a rule of that
Speaker 4: after what happened Tuesday at seven forty six am hashtag
Speaker 4: Mitchgate that we do. We'll do no proposals on this, okay,
Speaker 4: so please don't email me about proposals.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast just.
Speaker 4: Give you an update aware things are at the moment.
Speaker 4: Back at Tullamarine mum cow then been there since five
Speaker 4: am this morning to be reunited with her son, coming
Speaker 4: back after a trip around in Europe for a couple
Speaker 4: of months. He's eighteen, missed his first Christmas and New
Speaker 4: Year with the family. She's obviously really excited to get
Speaker 4: him back. And that's the billboards today. We had to
Speaker 4: give him to Callden when we heard about what she
Speaker 4: wants to do with them. A giant welcome home sign
Speaker 4: all over Melbourne on one hundred billboards. So Jack, the
Speaker 4: message reads at the moment, loud and clear.
Speaker 3: It says, welcome home Tom, Love from Mum and Caitlin.
Speaker 3: Kiss kiss kiss.
Speaker 4: Now. The plane landed about seven twenty five and she's
Speaker 4: been waiting eagerly for him to come through the doors.
Speaker 4: What we do know so far is he's got his
Speaker 4: bag and now the upa four of the planes also
Speaker 4: land at the same time, so he's now stuck in
Speaker 4: that giant sort of snake making its way through that
Speaker 4: to come on through to actually be reunited with Mum.
Speaker 3: So he's just ticked over three hours of pacing back
Speaker 3: and forth outside the gate.
Speaker 4: Poor thing. She's been there since five a m. All right,
Speaker 4: So today's time waste on National Thank You Youth Day?
Speaker 4: Are you going to think my children they are you?
Speaker 4: A Melbourne woman has started a campaign to create good
Speaker 4: God the child free suburbs in the city. What is this?
Speaker 4: The twenty seven year old said she's so sick of
Speaker 4: screaming children's term the pizza Coui public spaces and is
Speaker 4: calling for councils to create dedicated adults only.
Speaker 3: Suburbs like maybe little zones, but a whole suburb.
Speaker 4: Come on it just mainly been three aw listeners. Then
Speaker 4: Neil Mitchell will be the mayor of that place. Oh
Speaker 4: I can't steal that carefree abandoning a young toddler. All right,
Speaker 4: so we're looking for younger bands today. Make your band
Speaker 4: younger to crush Mode.
Speaker 3: Oh crash yeah, crash uh Silver, thank you Jim and
Speaker 3: the Man quite a few years ago.
Speaker 4: Okay, go I remember, yeah, Okay, go in your pants.
Speaker 4: No no, no, they're young. Go in your pants. You
Speaker 4: got a nappy? Okay, okay, go in your pants. Gold,
Speaker 4: crushed test Gummies silver and Meghan Potty Trainer silver plus.
Speaker 4: Jackie Ward, what have you got? Make a band younger?
Speaker 3: Red Hot Children Peppers.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't start with that. You just crushed in children
Speaker 4: children chili pepper pigs maybe, but that's good.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can I have a god for the teens of the
Speaker 3: Stone age? Yeah, Silver, gen zz Top gold and Bruce
Speaker 3: Spring Chicken steam as well.
Speaker 4: That is actually gold plus. All right, what have you got?
Speaker 4: Make a band younger?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy, you're ready tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 4: Younger. Man's an artist crawl d MC, silver, can't run
Speaker 4: guns and potties Silver, New Babies on the Block silver
Speaker 4: plus blink one that's clever as now. That's a smart
Speaker 4: Mac the Booster See Boys Silver pluss from Mia Who's nine,
Speaker 4: Thank you Miya bub Jovi little you know Hailey World
Speaker 4: the village pupils before their people. Gold. That's so clever,
Speaker 4: isn't it? What Chris, that's very good Kitten Stevens gold.
Speaker 4: Sam Marsh has got this one ever pubescence. We heard
Speaker 4: it takes a arm. I haven't heard that phrase since
Speaker 4: I was a teenager. Hidy Rock before he was kid,
Speaker 4: he was a.
Speaker 8: Job.
Speaker 4: He's tagging that away. Take care with bub job. I
Speaker 4: liked it. Brendan Backstreet infants from No Booster Boys high
Speaker 4: chair instead a silver chair, gold some Brian McWilliams mental
Speaker 4: as anything becomes fetal as anything. Silver, that's dry Hayley
Speaker 4: Ozzie was just born.
Speaker 3: Gold plush.
Speaker 4: You didn't put your name on it. One double five
Speaker 4: World done. That is such a great gay. Danny Powell's
Speaker 4: got not Pat Banatah, she's a lot younger Bratt banata
Speaker 4: silver and Mark and Mark has got Sir d so
Speaker 4: mix a lot. A lot can be young or old.
Speaker 4: That one world done, Mark, all right, last song for
Speaker 4: us after there's some Kings of Leam. We're telling about
Speaker 4: tomorrow show today and has she met Tom yet? Has
Speaker 4: the reunion happened? We've got one hundred billboards. They've been
Speaker 4: live since seven am. She's still at the airport waiting
Speaker 4: for him since five am.
Speaker 1: Carl Brager, you're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We have good news. The ongoing story during today's show
Speaker 4: actually started before the show at five am. That's when
Speaker 4: Mum Carolyn got to Tullamarine Airport eagerly, so excited. Any
Speaker 4: parent would understand this if you've not been with your kids.
Speaker 4: They dis missed their first Christmas at home. Tom her
Speaker 4: son has been away traveling for a couple of months,
Speaker 4: all over Europe. So excited you got there at five am.
Speaker 4: It's playing Land at a half seven. She won the
Speaker 4: billboard today, one hundred billboards and what a great use
Speaker 4: of them this week as well. Jack. What do they
Speaker 4: currently say?
Speaker 3: It's simply a message from his mum and his sister,
Speaker 3: Welcome home Tom, Love from Mum and Caitlin. Kiss, Kiss Kiss.
Speaker 4: It's a giant city wide welcome home sign over the
Speaker 4: last two and a half hours since I started the show, Willy,
Speaker 4: we've been speaking to work counting they've just got in
Speaker 4: the car. They've been reunited. They are together, mum and son,
Speaker 4: they're together. So we told her do not listen to Gold.
Speaker 4: So obviously we could update you guys. It's hard because
Speaker 4: we want to, we want to call her, but.
Speaker 3: We've already ruined one surprise this week. We can't ruin another.
Speaker 4: Let's just go, can we go? Just one roomin out
Speaker 4: of five a week? One of winter billboard? So hard
Speaker 4: there is we're just letting this one play out. So
Speaker 4: they've left the airport, so we estimate the start seeing
Speaker 4: the billboards, out of which they're one hundred, in about
Speaker 4: five minutes time. Yeap.
Speaker 3: Why the first one they'll hit is the one on
Speaker 3: Telamarane Freeway, so in the next couple of minutes even
Speaker 3: they could be seeing it.
Speaker 4: Now hopefully tomorrow we'll play it all back. We've asked
Speaker 4: her to record this. What kind of reaction do we
Speaker 4: actually expect we're going to get from a tired eighteen
Speaker 4: year old He's been at the airport for a couple
Speaker 4: of AGAs, he's just going to go.
Speaker 3: He's not going to break down too.
Speaker 4: You know, they see those big reunions that go viral.
Speaker 4: We ain't gonna get that.
Speaker 3: They're never teenagers in those pole.
Speaker 4: Soldier who's been away for a couple of years, someone
Speaker 4: who's come out of a coma meeting the dog ten
Speaker 4: years later. It's not an eighteen year old. It's probably
Speaker 4: just angry, been on the flight for a couple of hours,
Speaker 4: waiting for a suitcase. Anyway, the good news is they're
Speaker 4: reunited right now, and the billboards are all waiting, which
Speaker 4: leads us on to tomorrow's show. So it'll be day
Speaker 4: five on the billboards, but actually it's day five, six
Speaker 4: or seven, because this is the big one. So we're
Speaker 4: doing this for all of next week as well. For
Speaker 4: two weeks, we'll started doing this winner billboard every single day,
Speaker 4: your message on one hundred billboards. So tomorrow's one we're
Speaker 4: going to give away. It's going to be the biggest
Speaker 4: one because it won't just be out for the day
Speaker 4: and that's Friday. They'd be up for Saturday and Sunday
Speaker 4: as well, so three days. And I said, this goes
Speaker 4: out to Tallamarine and all over the base. You're talking
Speaker 4: about over a million people in three days. We'll see
Speaker 4: your messages. So this is going to be the biggest
Speaker 4: message we do. Yesterday, you know when we had Jacomo,
Speaker 4: the little eleven year old boy just want to say
Speaker 4: hello on the billboards to his best mate Angus. He
Speaker 4: was actually became school famous because teachers heard about it.
Speaker 4: They saw it as well. So you will become Whatever
Speaker 4: you put up there is going to be probably the
Speaker 4: most famous billboard in town, whatever it is. So use
Speaker 4: the power wisely. Tomorrow morning you call the show if
Speaker 4: you want to get in there early, because this is
Speaker 4: getting very busy. I can tell you now it won't
Speaker 4: be a proposal.
Speaker 3: No, no proposals. No proposals.
Speaker 4: We've already done one of those. We gate crashed the guy.
Speaker 4: Mitch had a plan. The plan was not us on
Speaker 4: the one hundred billboards. So poor your finger out your backside,
Speaker 4: put a ring on it. Mitch had a plan. We
Speaker 4: gate crashed it. We're not going back to proposals, so
Speaker 4: don't email me. I don't want to hear the backstory
Speaker 4: about why she's beautiful, why he's ex special. I get it.
Speaker 4: I believe you. You ain't going on the billboards anything
Speaker 4: other than proposals. We're all ears and we're all lies.
Speaker 4: Email us today, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot
Speaker 4: au Lourie. Emails are going to come through block capitals
Speaker 4: and the subject heading pick me for the billboard. Then
Speaker 4: we're no to s it. Good luck, go for it.
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