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Speaker 2: It's choosy, and here is a cutting room floor. That's

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Speaker 1: It's a cool cutting room floor.

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Speaker 3: I look at a lot of things online about people

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Speaker 3: Does anyone really care? It's about everyone's become like a

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Speaker 1: But it's not even about being an outward content provider

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Speaker 1: Hello, it's kind of a depressing story. We're talking about

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Speaker 1: But also I think people are caught between a rock

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Speaker 3: All made from Like's listings, driving around and he's a

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Speaker 2: You're on a balcony.

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Speaker 1: Wow. You can also rent the room next to it

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Speaker 1: So you're going to be sleeping on a balcony while

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Speaker 3: So if you got it all together, it'd be seven

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the room comes furnished room with a single bed,

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Speaker 1: a chest of drawers, and blinds and a rug of

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Speaker 3: People, so piky bag of my day, you had a

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 1: Well? The reason I'm asking is that Spain has introduced.

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Speaker 1: I want if you have your photo take don't smile.

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Speaker 1: This isn't a venue for this discussion about me.

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Speaker 1: The microphones?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: I suppose this is the domain of men, secret skills

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Speaker 1: Well, this isn't more raw dogging or something. We spoke

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Speaker 2: Men love feets of strength. That's why we're about that.

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Speaker 2: That's what men do.

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Speaker 3: The late doctor Michael Moseley, he used to eat tapeworms

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Speaker 1: But that was for scientific research, not just for showing off.

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Speaker 2: Men are curious, That's what they do. That's why men

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Speaker 2: Possibly, what about this story?

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Speaker 3: And Idaho man throws chopsticks at balloons for his one

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Speaker 1: So is he trying to burst balloons by throwing chopsticks

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: See they're very blunt, aren't they?

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Speaker 2: Chopsticks very good? You've done this before.

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Speaker 1: I see, I tried this world record some years ago.

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Speaker 2: You throw the chopstick.

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Speaker 3: He threw chopsticks at fifty five balloons in one minute

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Speaker 1: I can burst balloons in a minute.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but with chop six.

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Speaker 1: Like, they're very blunt. Chops are going to be hard

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Speaker 3: No, he managed to. So he's had this he's given

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Speaker 3: Apparently his name's David Rush, remember that name. So this

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Speaker 1: So if he goes for this title and he hasn't

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Speaker 1: He has to do it again. So more than one

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Speaker 3: Yep, So he broke twenty four balloons one time, and

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Speaker 2: Then David Rush said, that's not going to happen on

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Speaker 3: So he went on to burst forty one balloons, but

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Speaker 2: So you know how long it took him to prepare

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Speaker 2: Two months preparing? Does he have a family for his

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Speaker 1: Can you prepare just practice showing a chop stick?

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Speaker 3: But do you know how many chopsticks it took to

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Speaker 3: how would you imagine to break fifty balloons? How many

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Speaker 1: Every Chinese restaurant Idaho is going we've got none. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: He would practice out in his backyard into the night,

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Speaker 2: And there's his wife.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything more attractive? I've got a list.

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Speaker 2: And now he's done it. He's done it.

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Speaker 1: So he's been spoken about on our show now And

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Speaker 3: His one hundred and eightieth concurrently held title. So he

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Speaker 1: What else is it done? You and I've broken the world?

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Speaker 2: We've done too.

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Speaker 1: For those that don't know we did. Our radio show

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Speaker 1: That's how I practiced in the backyard. I weed into

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Speaker 3: And what was our second The pearl lemon shark wasn't

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Speaker 1: What about our second one. It was for how many

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was twenty just before the pandemic twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: To break the world record, people had to eat two

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Speaker 3: I had to eat three pieces of youm chart. It

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Speaker 1: How hard can it be? They filled out form saying

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Speaker 1: But we said again and again to break the world record,

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Speaker 2: All we had to do was a two of the

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Speaker 1: That's right, That's how it went.

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Speaker 2: At the end of the session we got the record.

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Speaker 1: By the way, only just the marshals from Guinness World

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Speaker 1: We almost didn't break the record.

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Speaker 3: Because you think the idiots are the ones breaking the records,

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Speaker 3: when you get other people to participate in your folly,

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Speaker 1: See those people who eat seventy eight hot dogs in

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Speaker 3: It wasn't even a time limited thing. It was a

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Speaker 1: We could have made it easier for you. And then

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Speaker 2: It was like May Day looting.

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Speaker 1: I know, people taking his Chinese lamps and all sorts

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Speaker 2: Someone ran off with you.

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Speaker 1: I've only just returned.

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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, it's time for Josey and Manda's curtain room.

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Speaker 3: For you know. I've been around the sun a few times,

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Speaker 3: and I felt that I saw everything, or had seen everything,

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Speaker 3: until I witnessed the story of butt chugging.

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Speaker 1: Wow, let's get to it.

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Speaker 2: The story.

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Speaker 1: The story to me, I've seen it and I've seen

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Speaker 1: some photos. Talk me through it, Brandon.

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Speaker 3: The US couple has gone hypervirl. This is the thing

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Speaker 3: after a video of them attempting to use a funnel

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Speaker 3: to butt chug a margarita. This isn't in the privacy

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Speaker 3: of their own home.

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Speaker 1: Which would be unusual enough.

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Speaker 2: I would have thought it's at a Mexican restaurant. It's

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Speaker 2: come up on social media.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so what happens? The woman Mary can be seen

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Speaker 1: on all fours. Her husband is holding a big funnel.

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Speaker 1: He inserts it into her board book and then pause

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Speaker 1: a margarita into it. You know, imagine going out to dinner.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to dinner. Let's have this's got our local

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Speaker 1: Mexican it's clinker glasses. Have some margaritas.

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Speaker 2: Next minute, one margarita.

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Speaker 1: It's being poured up your bum in the public.

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Speaker 2: Let's jump through all the steps.

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Speaker 1: What's going on. Well, apparently the restaurants had to issue

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Speaker 1: a statement saying we'd like to make it clear that

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Speaker 1: this behavior is unacceptable, doesn't reflect our restaurant values, et cetera,

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Speaker 1: et cetera. But someone we spoke to all.

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Speaker 2: What are their vees? Is the restaurant values restaurants value.

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Speaker 1: They prefer to put a sulcer up there bum.

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Speaker 2: If you've got a sulcer up your bum, you know

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Speaker 2: it's a bit yeah, and you've got to consult the doctor.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of red there, a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: Someone we know said that they were at a function

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Speaker 1: at a party, yep, where a guy did this with

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Speaker 1: a beer in front of his mates. Just puts a

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Speaker 1: funnel in. And also it's not good for you because yes,

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Speaker 1: it gets you drunk faster, which is why they do it,

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Speaker 1: because it's so those the veins and things around there.

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Speaker 1: The membranes are so porous that yes, it could absorb.

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Speaker 1: Very cool.

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Speaker 2: This is the it's probably an urban myth, but let's

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Speaker 2: go along with it.

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Speaker 3: Stevie Nicks used to get a roady to administer the

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Speaker 3: cocaine through that passage because her nasal cavities had been affected.

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Speaker 3: And apparently the membranes option the membranes in uranus are

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Speaker 3: pretty much the same as the membranes in your nose.

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Speaker 2: Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't know that. I think it don't have

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Speaker 1: to blow your nose all the time, but yes, it

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Speaker 1: does get you drunk. Faster and decreases the risk of vomit.

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Speaker 1: But but it can increase the risk of alcohol poisoning

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Speaker 1: because it goes instantly into your bloodstream. So alcohol enimals

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Speaker 1: they're called, are known as you say, but chugging or buffing.

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Speaker 1: Be aware if someone says do you want to buff?

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Speaker 1: Say no? So this is inserting alcohol drinks into the

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Speaker 1: rectum through the anus to bypast the body's metabolizing process.

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Speaker 1: It's dangerous, they say no, at least to alcohol poisoning,

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Speaker 1: tissue damage, infections, and long term health problems.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say I've missed the anus boat.

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Speaker 1: With the margarita? Do you still put sold around the rim?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Do you think that's weird?

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Speaker 2: And let's hope you do.

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Speaker 1: How about this? Look I'm handing? You had a handout?

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Speaker 2: I like handouts. Now what's this called?

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Speaker 1: This person? There's a company, there's a woman. Let's explain

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Speaker 1: what's happening here. She's on her back with her legs

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Speaker 1: in the air, exposing her buttocks to a medical professional. Weirdly,

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Speaker 1: this isn't a medical professional. It's a chocolate tear. That's

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Speaker 1: willy wonker, like the linked chocolate ear. Yeah, and what

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Speaker 1: he is doing. He's it's a company called edible As

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Speaker 1: what's wrong, And they mold chocolate to your bottom hole.

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Speaker 1: So then it's called edible Aus pure milk chocolate. And

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Speaker 1: then you have these chocolates that are in the shape

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Speaker 1: of your bottom and then you hand them out rates

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Speaker 1: the same thing, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Can you is it all chocolate or can you get white?

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Speaker 1: You get white chocolate, you can get milk chocolate, you

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Speaker 1: can get dark brown chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Come on, the.

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Speaker 1: Embarrassment of going to you know, come on, look at

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Speaker 1: that's a full medical procedure. But the guy's read casually.

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Speaker 1: This guy with a beer, dressed in scrubs like he's

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Speaker 1: a medical professional.

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Speaker 2: He looks like a road from zz Top.

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Speaker 1: But he's dressed like a medical profession. He's got gloves,

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Speaker 1: he's got the mask and all that. And she's there

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Speaker 1: just exposing a bum and he's going to poor chop.

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Speaker 1: They feel nice having the chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's where it starts. Choco for Christmas. So it's

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Speaker 2: like your it's your box of favorites.

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Speaker 1: It's your box of favorites when you don't know what

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Speaker 1: to bring.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much for my missus. Thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: thank you, very very very much.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's Josie and Maaska. Okay, kids, that's.

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Speaker 3: It for the day.

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Speaker 2: Come back tomorrow for more Jonesie

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Speaker 3: And an Amanda's Cutting Room Book.