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Speaker 1: I'm just free to Australia, Will and body. We're going

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Speaker 1: to be getting your home for the next couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: Would Tuesday notoriously a bad day of the week.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're coming in a lot these days

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Speaker 2: and saying awful day of the week until Friday, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Going to a theme is that, Yeah, and it's Tuesday

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Speaker 1: is a bad day.

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't mind the Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: I think most people hate a Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: No, I think it's so much better than Monday. So

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Speaker 2: by comparison, you're going like, ah, this is all right.

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Speaker 2: At least we're on Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: I think that's how I view it. Monday awful.

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Speaker 1: I think Tuesdays are worse for me than Mondays.

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Speaker 3: Why explain it to him?

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Speaker 1: Why Monday? He runs back to work and it's just

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Speaker 1: accepted that it is a Monday. So it's like we're

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Speaker 1: back on Monday.

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Speaker 3: And you push back a meeting because you go like,

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Speaker 3: it's a Monday.

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Speaker 1: Juesy days, like you've had your Monday, You've had your

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Speaker 1: day of grace. We're working now, we're working, and there's

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Speaker 1: no there's no it's Monday excuses because people start doing

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Speaker 1: around the old Monday, or had a few jars on the.

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Speaker 2: Sunny bond over that you flipped me. I hate Tuesdays.

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Speaker 2: I hate them.

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Speaker 1: Tuesdays suck man. But if you think you're having a

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Speaker 1: bad Tuesday, Malcolm General is having a far worse Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: I mean, man, going to work on a Tuesday, you

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Speaker 1: already know it's a Tuesday, and knowing that nearly half

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Speaker 1: your mates who your thought were your mates aren't really

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Speaker 1: your mates.

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Speaker 3: Pretty awkward white House?

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Speaker 2: What's the Government House?

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 3: What's the house? The awkward Parliament House?

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Speaker 1: A house?

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Speaker 3: It's also white.

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Speaker 1: It's very confusing.

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Speaker 4: It's more confusing if you call the White House, which

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Speaker 4: is known.

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Speaker 1: As a separate building. So let's talk through that.

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Speaker 2: Awkward Parliament House today. Awkward Parliament and those liberal chambers?

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Speaker 2: Will I know, sorry, do they know?

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Speaker 3: Do they know?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: Does he know who the thirty five are?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a great question because where she talked before,

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Speaker 2: you know, before we turn the MIC's on?

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Speaker 3: How do they do the voters?

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Speaker 6: It?

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Speaker 3: Everyone closed your eyes?

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Speaker 2: Raise your hand if you're like Malcolm, yeah, and then

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Speaker 2: does he closed his eye?

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Speaker 3: Because I had sneak a peek you would wouldn't Malcolm

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Speaker 3: sneak a peek? You would? That's right?

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Speaker 5: I mean?

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Speaker 6: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Is it a heads down, thumbs up scenario or.

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Speaker 3: Do you maybe have a little piece of past ballant? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Check you signed ballant?

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Speaker 7: Mate?

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Speaker 1: And who draws the cock and balls in the paper?

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Speaker 3: Would?

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Speaker 2: I'd have to say, out of all the politicians, who's

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Speaker 2: drawing at cockin balls?

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Speaker 3: Most I'm saying Christopher.

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Speaker 2: Pan Very good gag from Chris.

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Speaker 1: It would be funny.

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Speaker 4: It would be funny to go off one for done.

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Speaker 3: Alright?

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Speaker 1: Who was it? Who was it? We'll be talking about

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Speaker 1: that a little bit later on in the show. Because

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Speaker 1: he reckon he's having having a tough one. You might

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Speaker 1: even come along to our New Year's in August party.

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Speaker 3: Very good.

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Speaker 1: I reckon he's having a crap year, and we're giving

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Speaker 1: you guys the chance if you had a crap year

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Speaker 1: to reset your year in August. Normally you have to

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Speaker 1: wait to December, but we've taken the leap out of

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Speaker 1: the bustards that did Christmas in July. They've now that

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Speaker 1: they've made that popular, why can't we do New Years

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Speaker 1: in August?

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Speaker 3: You're welcome, Australia. We can do it to do it.

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Speaker 1: We can, we are doing it. We're doing a New

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Speaker 1: Year's in August party, a chance to you guys to

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Speaker 1: reset years if you want to reset in August. Harley

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Speaker 1: Breen's going to short join us and up next wrong word,

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Speaker 1: wrong place. So it is all happening here on your Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: We do our favorite sego.

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Speaker 4: Well, I say time Lake, Well you'll say home, I

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Speaker 4: say stern up, well you say scroda, delight, fultation, vagina

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Speaker 4: in the wrong place.

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Speaker 2: So simple, just thirty one six five number when did

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Speaker 2: you put the wrong word in the wrong place?

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Speaker 8: To comical reaction, It doesn't have to be at the time.

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Speaker 8: It can be quiet, awkward, horrible, horrifying.

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Speaker 1: Little twist on horrible. But yeah, these are examples.

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Speaker 9: Yes you going, I'm in the police and we were

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Speaker 9: doing random breath testing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, beautiful, which I can imagine is the windows.

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Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, and I've said good morning, You've just been

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Speaker 9: pulled over for a random breast test.

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Speaker 10: On the holiday in Las Vegas and had my eighteen

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Speaker 10: year old daughter and fourteen year old son and a

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Speaker 10: couple of friends with us, and we were going to

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Speaker 10: see a show at the Bellagio hotel. Wow, my husband

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Speaker 10: actually thought it was the fellatio.

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Speaker 3: Good.

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Speaker 1: I'd still like to think there are a few cops

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Speaker 1: out there that have that have asked for the old

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Speaker 1: random breast test. They must have happened more than once.

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Speaker 3: I reckon.

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Speaker 2: That's rule one O one in police school. If you

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Speaker 2: think this will be don't.

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Speaker 3: Ask for a BA.

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Speaker 1: It's not deliberate though, Freud and Slip. No, if it's deliberate,

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Speaker 1: I mean, then slightly hypocritical as cops are, it's got

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Speaker 1: to be it's got to be a mistake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm on your line now. Yeah. Sure, No.

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Speaker 1: They definitely tell them not trust for a friend of.

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Speaker 3: Beause that's inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: Thirty six five is the number though when of you

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Speaker 2: put the wrong word in the wrong place.

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Speaker 3: Rachel's giving us a ring, Rachel, what did your friend here?

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Speaker 3: You go?

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Speaker 6: Good?

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Speaker 9: Thankfuys. Yeah, So we were eating pizza after night out

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Speaker 9: and my friend meant to say this crust tastes like polenta,

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Speaker 9: but he said, this crust tastes like placenta.

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Speaker 1: Which is apparently something which you can hang on you

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Speaker 1: can eat.

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Speaker 2: Tom Cruise eight, Well apparently allegedly, And actually I'm not

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Speaker 2: putting out on record at all. But there's a story

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Speaker 2: that was one reported somewhere that said that Tom Cruise

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Speaker 2: did tuck into absolutely was it?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you out here. Oh yeah, was it?

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Speaker 3: John Believe? Yeah, random versions who's done a bit of

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Speaker 3: Apparently he did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he hated it. He tucked into it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And would you if you would to eat your placenter?

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Speaker 3: Will do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: You'd whack it in the oven, put a bit of

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Speaker 2: sauce on there, But what like or do you just

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Speaker 3: I think it's a dish best served raw?

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Speaker 4: Do you?

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Speaker 2: I would preferred I would whack that bad boy on

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Speaker 2: a barbecue rotisserie.

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Speaker 3: And then all of a.

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Speaker 2: Sudden you could probably go, well, we'll talk more placenta

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Speaker 2: reading maybe another time.

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Speaker 3: But let's that.

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Speaker 1: Is so rank.

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Speaker 2: Imagine it's good for you though I don't care, and

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Speaker 2: also apparently's spposed to be very connected to there's.

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Speaker 1: Lots of things that are good for me that I

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Speaker 1: don't think that I would do.

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Speaker 3: No, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Let's get on with wrong word, wrong place that we've

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Speaker 2: got Katherine here, Catherine, sorry, quick question.

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Speaker 1: We've actually got Donna here.

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Speaker 2: Donna, how are you doing good?

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Speaker 3: Thank you? Wrong word, wrong place?

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Speaker 6: Ah?

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: I went to McDonald's and went to ask for a

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Speaker 1: chalk tip ask cream and I asked for a chop dick.

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Speaker 1: Simple but interesting.

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Speaker 2: And the funny part about it was the guy that

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Speaker 2: but you know, it gets awkward very fast, doesn't.

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Might have taken that the wrong way? Money? Absolutely, and

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Speaker 1: we got.

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Speaker 3: For Catherine here.

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Speaker 2: Now, Catherine, you were teaching and said the wrong word

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Speaker 2: in the wrong place.

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Speaker 11: I did, I certainly did. It wasn't chocolate dick, which

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Speaker 11: is gold.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: I was teaching a U four class. We were doing comprehension.

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Speaker 11: I was reading a big book called The Itchy Witch.

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Speaker 11: And during the reading, of course, I accidentally said the

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Speaker 11: itchy Bitch. I see some of my kids. I'm thinking, oh,

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Speaker 11: did I get away? I see some of my kids

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Speaker 11: do that head tilt that dogs dead?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 9: Did I just hear it.

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Speaker 11: In the back like shaking her shoulders trying to not laugh.

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Speaker 1: Bitch. Very good game. Hey, we're gonna gonna go to

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Speaker 1: some Mariana Grande here. Harley Breen's going to join us.

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Speaker 1: Very very shortly. He's got a brand new show Channel

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Speaker 1: ten's pilot Week, which is happening tonight nine o'clock. It's

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Speaker 1: called Taboo, So stay with us for that. Harley Breen's

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Speaker 1: going to join us something next.

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Speaker 3: Bloody excite.

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Speaker 2: His new shell is wicked, so I can't wait to

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Speaker 2: talk to him. But before that will I think if

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Speaker 2: if you've listened to this show at all, you would

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Speaker 2: know that you will are very good at changing my mind.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I think anyone's good at changing your mind.

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Speaker 3: It's probably more on me.

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Speaker 1: It's probably more of you.

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Speaker 2: Think that I fear confrontations, so I, after brief discussion,

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Speaker 2: we'll just start, Well, you are I.

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Speaker 1: Think that you also just make very quick conclusions about things,

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Speaker 1: So when you're given the totality of the facts, you

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Speaker 1: realize that you've made an assumption based on a small

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Speaker 1: amount of knowledge.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Probably, But here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Because you are so good at changing my mind, I

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Speaker 2: want to do a huge change.

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Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, I agree with you. It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I want to do a game up next where I'm

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Speaker 2: going to give a situation, I'm going to have a

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Speaker 2: view on it and You're going to have sixty seconds

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Speaker 2: to change my mind.

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Speaker 3: It's called this.

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Speaker 2: Change.

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Speaker 1: If you get a change.

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Speaker 6: My.

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Speaker 1: Great stuff.

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Speaker 2: Here's a news story from today. Okay, an ambulance.

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Speaker 1: How do am I changing your mind?

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Speaker 3: You will eventually, I don't need to put it out.

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Speaker 3: An ambulance parked over a driveway today. Yeah, okay. They

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Speaker 1: got a brand new TV show on Channel ten. It's

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Speaker 12: Essentially, Taboo is I went away for a holiday with

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Speaker 12: But you can't do that, Yeah, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Just twiddling the end of.

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Speaker 3: Freak it up. And I guess that's the main difference.

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Speaker 12: There's this idea of what you can and you can't

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Speaker 12: I'm a straight, white, able bodied male. So my point

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Speaker 12: And so in my comedy, I've done very introspective autobiographical comedy. Yeah,

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Speaker 12: I wouldn't write a joke about someone in with disability

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Speaker 12: because what context do I have to that because you're removed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not my story now, it's my story.

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Speaker 12: Now I'm a part of that true, and so I

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Speaker 12: He's become a friend of mine, and so it's easy

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Speaker 12: who are you? When you have spent some time to

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Speaker 1: Where'd you go holiday with them?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: So what's the what's the context like for you when

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Speaker 1: Was there? And I don't want to dive too much

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Speaker 3: But what was the most jarringly hilarious.

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Speaker 3: It's a great question.

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Speaker 12: Most of it is this sort of goes for anything

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Speaker 3: That's what I realized. One thing that unifies as a

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Speaker 1: Shit, and in general we.

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Speaker 12: We occupy this weird private world and then we come

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Speaker 3: We never talk about it.

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Speaker 12: I've been criticized in the past in my career of

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's the best, It's yeah.

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Speaker 3: We all have these weird things that we do on

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Speaker 3: It doing boo.

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Speaker 2: My favorite moment in life is when you find out

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I heard a mate of mine thought it was normal

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Speaker 4: What it was called.

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Speaker 2: So he was topless and he thought it was so

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Speaker 3: It's a meter away, it's still. But he had the

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Speaker 3: what a wonderful human.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, so you pleasure to meet your mate. And

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Speaker 1: tonight taboo, a.

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Speaker 3: Good luck mate, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Like a river, have a good one. Nine o'clock to night,

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Speaker 1: Channel ten. Taboobody is having a wonderful Tuesday. Would We've

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Speaker 1: normally you have to wait to do your whole year

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Speaker 3: Right the light at the end of the tunnel is

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Speaker 2: You still have September, October, November and December to get through.

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Speaker 2: It's a long if you've had a bad year, that's

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Speaker 2: a long time to stick with it.

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Speaker 1: And the thing is that, like this might just be

453
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Speaker 1: something small for us, for us Mere Mortals, but people

454
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Speaker 1: all over the world have been experiencing bad years up

455
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Speaker 1: until now. So we're doing a New Year's in August

456
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Speaker 1: event blood We are to celebrate all the people that

457
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Speaker 1: have had really really crap years so far. For example, for.

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Speaker 2: Example, a few Jennifer Aniston, she's invited. We're currently tracking

459
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Speaker 2: down her mobile number she's gone through a divorce.

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Speaker 3: She's ready to get rid of twenty eighteen. She's coming

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Speaker 3: to our party.

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Speaker 2: Here's another one, Channing Tatum or his wife Jenna ex

463
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Speaker 2: wife sorry or they've had bad years to move past it.

464
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Speaker 2: Roseanne Ah that yeah, she's she's been sacked from her show.

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Speaker 2: She didn't do some good stuff on Twitter. She's obviously welcome.

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Speaker 2: Kevin Hart's another one.

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Speaker 3: This was earlier in the year, but he got blackmailed

468
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Speaker 3: over a sex video. Wow, it's a tough time for him.

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Speaker 3: He's had a Kevin Hart is invited.

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Speaker 1: James Gunn, the director from Gardens of the Galaxy, the

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Speaker 1: tweets that he did.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he can video our party, you know, yeah.

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Speaker 1: He needs to join the movie the director thirty one

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Speaker 1: five right now, because we really are interested in throwing

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Speaker 1: these invites out to people. Aaron and Heiden from a

476
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Speaker 1: Love Island, who were tipped to win from the start

477
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Speaker 1: Found Love early on, got pipped by not only only

478
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Speaker 1: get pipped by Granton Taylor, but Granton Tale has soon

479
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Speaker 1: broke up after the program finished. That must have hurt

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Speaker 1: thirty one six five. Who do you guys think we

481
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Speaker 1: should invite to the new Year's in August party, which

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Speaker 1: happened in a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 3: Am I going for celebrities here, aren't we?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Who's somebody who's been in the radar this year, who

488
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Speaker 1: you've seen in the news cycle and you look at

489
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Speaker 1: them and you go, jeez, you've had a stinker. They

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Speaker 1: could have been in the news cycle for anything. We're

491
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Speaker 1: talking about. Bernard Tomic he's had a hourur of a year,

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Speaker 1: one of the worst years, I would say, in media,

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Speaker 1: yep or sport.

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Speaker 3: He was all categories.

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Speaker 1: Whose exbements and both number Who do you guys think

496
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Speaker 1: we should invite along with the New Year's in August party?

497
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Speaker 1: And this is legit. This is that we're going to

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Speaker 1: be trying to connact these people. We've got a brand

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Speaker 1: new concept for all the people that have had ship

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Speaker 1: years this year and just can't be bothered. No, no,

501
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Speaker 1: they can't be bothered. It's just that they would normally

502
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Speaker 1: have to wait for December to reset their year. If

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Speaker 1: you're in the middle of twenty eighteen and you'd like

504
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Speaker 1: to say you had a bad twenty eighteen, but you

505
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Speaker 1: can't yet because you're in the middle of it, and

506
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Speaker 1: you're suffering and you don't know whether it can get worse,

507
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Speaker 1: and you're not allowed to reset until December.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we are having a New Year's in August party,

509
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Speaker 2: and right now we're asking you guys on thirteen one

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Speaker 2: oh sixty five, who are the celebrities that that have

511
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Speaker 2: had a bit of a bad year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because we will.

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Speaker 2: Extend an invitation to our New Year's and August party

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Speaker 2: two these.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think it's fair that if if we're holding

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Speaker 1: an event where we're letting people reset their years, it'd

517
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Speaker 1: be nice to invite you a few more notable names

518
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Speaker 1: that are able to chuck their hand in the air

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Speaker 1: and go, look, I've had a stinker. I mean personally,

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Speaker 1: I will be trying to invite these people very surely.

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Speaker 6: We've all had a shit here, I'll nation and normal,

522
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Speaker 6: that's the feeling all too well.

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Speaker 1: Supplos Anatomic had a terrible.

524
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Speaker 5: Time on reality.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, every get me out of here, and I think

526
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Speaker 1: I can.

527
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Speaker 5: I can do it.

528
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Speaker 1: I think was the worst off I got.

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Speaker 5: Sophie Monk and Stu Landy fell apart shortly after The Bachelor.

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Speaker 10: Again, all we're just very different people.

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Speaker 1: Our friend Steve Smith had a ship time in South.

532
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Speaker 3: Africa, captain of the Australian cricket team. I take full responsibility.

533
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Speaker 7: I made a serious error of judgment and I now

534
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Speaker 7: understand the consequences.

535
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Speaker 5: And Paul love Island's grand crap was swept up in

536
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Speaker 5: the sad reality of his girlfriend.

537
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Speaker 1: Right now, I am heartbroken.

538
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Speaker 3: I want to fight for her.

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Speaker 2: I know she should be watching this, So you know, Taylor,

540
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Speaker 2: if we can try.

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Speaker 1: And work for this, I really really like that stinger

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Speaker 1: of year for all of them. Yeah, we've already spoken

543
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Speaker 1: to the crap man. He's coming along after missing out

544
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Speaker 1: as the host of the antique to show he's not

545
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Speaker 1: doing anything bloody.

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Speaker 3: So great to catch up with Grant.

547
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Speaker 2: So if you want to hang out with Grant, our

548
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Speaker 2: New Year's in August party is the place to be.

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Speaker 2: We're taking calls now though on who else we should invite.

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Speaker 2: We've got Anthony here. Anthony who should get an invitation

551
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Speaker 2: to the New Years in August party?

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Speaker 1: Old made Salim Mahaja Slim Mahaja. Now is he the

553
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Speaker 1: ex Polly Salim Salim Mahaja the City Sydney mayor, that's

554
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Speaker 1: the one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's done some naughty stuff, hasn't I just read

556
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Speaker 2: an article saying that the police are taking photos of

557
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Speaker 2: his leg tats. Wow, his leg tattoos, which is going

558
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Speaker 2: to help with the case. But what what Anthony's if?

559
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Speaker 2: Obviously we've got to be careful here about defamation and whatnot.

560
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Speaker 2: But what did he do or what's he being accused

561
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Speaker 2: of doing?

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Speaker 3: I mean, he threw the greatest party in Auburn for

563
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Speaker 3: his wedding. He threw a good party. They might be handed.

564
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Speaker 1: Wish you getting Dungeon as the party planner? That's the call, Ebony.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much trouble that blokes in. Is

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Speaker 1: he any bit of trouble in the news? So for

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Speaker 1: self preservation, stop talking about him. Yeah, okay, Rachel six five, Rachel,

568
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Speaker 1: how are you going?

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 1: Who's we invite the News and August party?

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Speaker 11: I think Jimmy Barnes.

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Speaker 1: He's a shocker. Jimmy, do you reckon? Yeah?

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Speaker 11: He fell through a hole in a stage or something

575
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Speaker 11: and he's in a wheelchair at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy, if this happened last week, didn't it? Rachel?

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Speaker 11: I think so it was only bracing because he's still

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Speaker 11: in it. So it's probably changed his ear to a

579
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Speaker 11: bit of crap.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Jimmy, that sucks great and a great Jimmy Barnes

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Speaker 2: performing at the New Year's in August.

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Speaker 1: Party, imagine. Wow. Well, I hope they've got wheelchair access

583
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Speaker 1: at the Hop House in a south Gate where you

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Speaker 1: can party all year around, because that's where we're going

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Speaker 1: to be doing the event Beautiful. So I'll just double

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Speaker 1: check that they've got you know, I'm sure that we'll

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Speaker 1: have wheelchair access there, so I Jimmy is still in

588
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Speaker 1: the wheelchair, he can come up and perform beautiful. I

589
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Speaker 1: won't have affected his voice.

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Speaker 3: He wouldn't think so falling over. No, I fell on

591
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Speaker 3: his voice box. I wouldn't think so.

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Speaker 1: Adam, Well, he might have. Adam didn't want to excite Adam.

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Speaker 1: We're having your News in August party mate, straight after

594
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Speaker 1: Christmas in July. Who should we invite along? Who's had

595
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Speaker 1: a stinger every year?

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Speaker 6: Thomas Markle.

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Speaker 1: He's had a crap one.

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Speaker 2: He obviously staged those paparazzi photos before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he tried to smear a bit of dirt onto

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Speaker 1: his daughter, who's just come out on top as this

601
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Speaker 1: just fem fatile, beautiful woman.

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Speaker 2: I dare say that, Adam, I mean, do we would

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Speaker 2: you want to have a beer with Thomas Markle.

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Speaker 6: Made he missed out on the Royal Weddings after party?

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Speaker 6: Now that's going to be a yeah, it.

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Speaker 3: Probably deserves a drink, an.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what this is. I think this is

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Speaker 1: what New Year's in August is for a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: I mean, simply, quite simply as Adam's head, I think

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Speaker 1: they deserve a beer. I mean, your years so crap

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Speaker 1: that you deserve a beer. It's going to be on

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Speaker 1: us and the hot house in Southgate. Justin's given us,

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Speaker 1: called Justin, who should we invite? Who needs a reset

614
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Speaker 1: in the middle of the year twenty eighteen? Who should

615
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Speaker 1: come to the New Years in August party?

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Speaker 2: Enough to die?

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Speaker 3: What's that? Mate?

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Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: It'd be bloody awkward in Parliament House today, wouldn't a

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Speaker 2: Justin lost his job?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's snuck back to the back bench. No one's

622
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Speaker 1: going to notice he's gone either, because he's on the

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Speaker 1: back bench.

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Speaker 2: In hindsight to me, a pretty boring after party with

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Speaker 2: him though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he can't see him being a great

627
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Speaker 1: blog to have.

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Speaker 3: Very conservative isn't he. He's going to be.

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Speaker 1: Paranoid a the hop house in South Hes gonna be

630
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Speaker 1: worried about African gangs the whole time as well.

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Speaker 3: Party purpose like that.

632
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Speaker 5: I don't know.

633
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he deserves it, but we don't want you.

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Speaker 1: He does need to be he does.

635
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Speaker 3: We'll send him a slap.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, can enjoy it. You can join him on

637
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Speaker 1: the back bench into the news. I know we've got

638
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Speaker 1: chances to come along to the New Year's and August

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Speaker 1: party online, Will and Woody, and that's going to be

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Speaker 1: I think about as I'm about tomorrow, So please just

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Speaker 1: stay chuned so we can get that going on, because

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Speaker 1: we want to help you guys as well. For all

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Speaker 1: of you guys that've had a crap your New Years

644
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Speaker 1: in August kicking off very very shortly, Phillo body getting

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Speaker 1: your home for the next little while. I hope you're

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Speaker 1: having a great Tuesday, Woodrow, I know you're very pumped

647
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Speaker 1: to deliver apparently the greatest joke at the moment in

648
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Speaker 1: the world.

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00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: So every years there's a vote for the funniest joke

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Speaker 2: of the years. Is the funniest joke of twenty eighteen,

651
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Speaker 2: and I'll try and do it justice. But this particular

652
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Speaker 2: one liner has got forty one percent of the vote,

653
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Speaker 2: so it's absolutely rained.

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Speaker 3: It in wilbain In.

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Speaker 2: Not sure if I've used that right, but here we go, okay,

656
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 2: and I've got It's an English guy, so I'm going

657
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: to try and do an English accent as well.

658
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Speaker 1: And he is trying to kill the bed and get

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Speaker 1: a bit serious.

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Speaker 3: All right, So this is the funniest joke of twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 2: You we go, so like working, it's working at Senselink

662
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Speaker 2: must be a must be a tense job, you know, no,

663
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Speaker 2: And that if you get fired you've still got to

664
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Speaker 2: come into work.

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Speaker 3: The next day. I don't think I get it because

666
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Speaker 3: center Link is for people who are unemployed.

667
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you get fired from your job at Centerlink, yeah,

668
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Speaker 2: you're still got to come into work the next day

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Speaker 2: to get.

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Speaker 1: Your money because you're unemployed.

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Speaker 3: I thought your men, I thought it was pretty that

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Speaker 3: got forty of the vote.

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Speaker 1: How many people? All right? This is leading Gomez's right.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about the royal couple

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Speaker 1: that is Harry and Megan.

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Speaker 2: Hoorry, what do you think of your bombs eye when

678
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Speaker 2: you're here for the Invictor's games.

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Speaker 3: Harry got swimming pool.

680
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Speaker 1: You can barely get fillip out of there.

681
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Speaker 3: I'm so strong.

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Speaker 1: In the poor okay, so Jay, very joky. A few

683
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Speaker 1: people listening at this time as well, and you're just

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Speaker 1: a live fared on your That was outrageous because.

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Speaker 3: I bent over.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, it was not audible.

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Speaker 3: No, no, he's joking as well.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that, all right, So Harry and Meghan have.

689
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Speaker 3: What about and will come on?

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Speaker 1: Have gone actually to go and enjoyed George and a

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Speaker 1: mile clooney.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, at lake oh beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I know a little bit of a mini moon they're

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Speaker 1: calling it, which is apparently not as sizable as a honeymoon,

695
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Speaker 1: but a bit of a mini moon.

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Speaker 3: It's oh right, okay, is Georgia I post so post

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Speaker 3: scooter injuries.

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Speaker 1: I think they're fine. I mean, if anything, the most

699
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Speaker 1: entertaining part about this entire story is that, apparently, while

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00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: a marle just trying to imagine this for a second, apparently,

701
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Speaker 1: while Amal and Meagan hang it hung out and sipped.

702
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Speaker 3: Cups of tea with a view of the lake beautiful.

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Speaker 1: George and Harry did I don't know why I was

704
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Speaker 1: so funny, but I just need it's great.

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Speaker 3: I took took the jet skis out on the lake.

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Speaker 4: They played one on one basketball. Now you're joking they did,

707
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Speaker 4: I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: One on my George played basketball next to the lake.

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Speaker 3: Does George have a basketball court at lake? That is ballins?

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Speaker 1: And I reckon that what's happening happened here? And the

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Speaker 1: thing is, I've been in that position a number of times.

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Speaker 3: Well, one on one ball with a mate, your girlfriend's.

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Speaker 4: Old.

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Speaker 3: Who do you think win's there? Harry?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Harry, Harry, Harry used to be

716
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Speaker 1: in the army. He's fit, he's young, he sponsors his

717
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Speaker 1: things all the Invictors games and Oregon. George is in

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Speaker 1: the classics. George is in the classic position right where

719
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Speaker 1: we've all been before, where it happens a lot when

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Speaker 1: you're on a double date, right, and it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: your partner's friends. So double date, that's a couple that

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Speaker 1: your partner knows.

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Speaker 3: So in this instance it's Megan that's friends with a marle.

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Speaker 1: Harry and George rock up, and then when they get on,

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Speaker 1: you find yourself doing whatever activity the other one wants

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Speaker 1: to do and because yes, and the first time that

727
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Speaker 1: you've met them, you don't know how to say no.

728
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Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, you're a sixty year old

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Speaker 1: with his shirt off playing basketball against this young fit prince.

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Speaker 3: He would have busted at his brand new air Jordan's

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Speaker 3: the shoes wear.

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Speaker 1: It's last thing that he would have wanted to do. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I really love to know from other people on

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Speaker 1: thirteen one and six five? What did you get roped

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Speaker 1: in into just because you didn't know how to say no?

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Speaker 2: It is that great scene in Wedding Crashes where Owen

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Speaker 2: Wilson and Vince Vaughan go to that island and they've

738
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Speaker 2: got to play touch football.

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Speaker 3: You mean, oh yeah, that's what.

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Speaker 1: We call a sack lunch exactly that scenario. I mean,

741
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Speaker 1: it is very often in an instance when you're trying

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Speaker 1: to impress and in laws or somebody that you've met.

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Speaker 3: You' you know, I love you, you made that movie.

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Speaker 3: I love you made every man? Yeah man? Yeah, And

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Speaker 3: what's his face? The main guy in that what's he called?

746
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Speaker 1: Jason Sea goes over to it's his wife's husband's friends

747
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Speaker 1: and they do drinking games.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Ends up.

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Speaker 1: Doing the boat race. Yeah, exactly that. But it might

751
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Speaker 1: have been a boat race. It might have been that

752
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Speaker 1: you found yourself out of a position and all of

753
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Speaker 1: a sudden, you know, as I said, it doesn't have

754
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Speaker 1: to be that you're meeting one of your partner's friends,

755
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Speaker 1: but it could be that you're meeting your father in

756
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Speaker 1: law or something like that, and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: you might be white with a rafting or hunting or

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Speaker 1: doing just something that you completely out of your comfort zone.

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Speaker 1: But you're not in a position to say no to

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Speaker 1: them because you're purely trying to impress them.

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Speaker 3: I have to go to a swim, go for a

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Speaker 3: swim in ocean. Swim Now you know what I'm like swimming.

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Speaker 6: You know.

764
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Speaker 3: I had to go for an ocean.

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Speaker 2: This is an ex girlfriend's dad. It just went horribly.

766
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Speaker 2: I almost drowned and he had to He was just

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Speaker 2: he was like, we'll only do half the swim. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, beautiful, I haven't swum, but you can't swim.

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Speaker 3: So I had to take the tags off my speedos

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Speaker 3: and and I got caught by a rib and he's

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Speaker 3: with mates and I'm waving.

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Speaker 1: Phil.

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Speaker 3: You had to go around and.

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Speaker 1: Say or because you can't say no, you want to

775
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Speaker 1: try and impress these these people that you're stuck one

776
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Speaker 1: or one with your girlfriend's nicked off somewhere else. So

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Speaker 1: thirty one and six five, what did you guys get

778
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: rubbed into because you didn't know how to say no?

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00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: Turn a little bit of a chuckle about this George

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Speaker 1: Corney and Prince Harry playing a game of one of

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Speaker 1: my basketball we're talking what did you get roped into

782
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: because you didn't know how to say no? And the

783
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Speaker 1: other scene that reminded me Will throwing a few movie

784
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Speaker 1: scenes back and forth before. Was that moment in Meet

785
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Speaker 1: the Foxers when he has to play when he when

786
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Speaker 1: he asked him to spike the ball when they're playing.

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Speaker 3: Nobody's expecting much ower your sult I set you up

788
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Speaker 3: at the point you take.

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Speaker 1: It and spake it.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, it has been pretty haigh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that you would bang my red.

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Speaker 3: Breaking the girl. Oh great.

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Speaker 1: Now we have had a call very quickly though from Samdsieri,

794
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Speaker 1: who's given us a little bit of tinkle.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 1: Sam's got a brand new show on Pilotweat, which is

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Speaker 1: Disgrace is still available to watch on Tenplay Dot com

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00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: dot au feeling go on check it out today. Sam,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. What a pluck, What a plug?

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Speaker 6: You went straight into the plug.

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Speaker 3: You guys are pros. Thank you very much, Sam. I

802
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Speaker 3: appreciate that.

803
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Speaker 6: But what I hate canbra what a blood sport? Ken

804
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 6: has gone crazy?

805
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Speaker 2: Sam, you you would know when you do the close

806
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 2: the doors there and there is the vote, how does

807
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: the vote go down?

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00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 6: Okay, a couple of things. Firstly, you never walk into

809
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 6: the room not knowing what the numbers actually are. Gutton

810
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 6: new at three a m. Last night that he didn't

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Speaker 6: have the numbers. They said, we're going ahead anyway. It's

812
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 6: an execution strategy, right, You know the old Masthew movie.

813
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Speaker 6: The first couple of shots you're do in the knees,

814
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Speaker 6: they fall down and then you take the headshot. Yeah, totally,

815
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Speaker 6: this is That's what this is, knocking the guy down.

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00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 6: And so Darton is now going to be on this

817
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Speaker 6: image remake. He's trying to soften himself up. Every photo

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Speaker 6: you now see of him will be of him Smiley

819
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 6: and Malcolm is now just a dead man walking. And

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Speaker 6: I say this with the experience of someone who's knocked

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Speaker 6: off two labor.

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Speaker 1: Leaders can I just talk about that really quickly as well,

823
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Speaker 1: because another thing that really really ticks me off about

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Speaker 1: this in general is the fact that we actually, you know,

825
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: as a country, went to the polls and voted for

826
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Speaker 1: Turnbull well you know, and then all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: there's just somebody or there's little tiff going on within

828
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Speaker 1: the party and then that's enough to flip over a

829
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: mandate to be in charge of things that doesn't seem

830
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: to make sense to me is terrible.

831
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Speaker 6: No Australian prime minister has lasted from the start of

832
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Speaker 6: a term the day after an election being elected. Who

833
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Speaker 6: the next election since Twitter has been invented, not The

834
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Speaker 6: last Prime minister who actually started off as PM at

835
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Speaker 6: the start of a term at the end of that

836
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 6: term was still PM, right, His name was John Howard.

837
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Speaker 6: Every single Prime minister since then has not actually lasted

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Speaker 6: a full term from that start from that end. And

839
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Speaker 6: a bit of it just for the listeners, right, people

840
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 6: think Australian politic is like Westley. It's not. It's like

841
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Speaker 6: ming girls, right, the analogy.

842
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Speaker 3: So you Reckon Dunton's putting the like white Game three

843
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Speaker 3: thousand lines.

844
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Speaker 1: I was thinking there's a pencilsats all around.

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Speaker 6: The people think the place is run by you know,

846
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Speaker 6: ambition and values and ideas, and it's run by hatred.

847
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Speaker 6: Abbott is not over the fact that Malcolm Nectin a

848
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Speaker 6: couple of years ago, and in Malcolm's mind, Abbott took

849
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Speaker 6: the leadership off him in twenty ten. Right, So it's

850
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 6: all payback, revenge, hate, anger, and and the public sick

851
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Speaker 6: back and go what on earth is gone on? But

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Speaker 6: you got to hand it to it, right, How amazing

853
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Speaker 6: a country are we? The fact that our entire political

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Speaker 6: leadership is a banana republic and nothing changes. Where can

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00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 6: we change prime ministers today?

856
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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Everyone driving home would still be ship traffic in Sydney

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Speaker 6: and Melbourne. Nothing want have changed. In other countries. There's riots,

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Speaker 6: there's you know flag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's That's what I'm saying. It's just just like

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Speaker 1: we're happy for them just to like somebody just to

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Speaker 1: get up and go. Actually, I'm not sure that I

864
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Speaker 1: like you being in charge. And then all of a

865
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Speaker 1: sudden they just sit down and have a vote about

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Speaker 1: it and it could have changed, like it could have changed.

867
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Speaker 1: Was it was like nine people who just woke up

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Speaker 1: and they might have like seven people that woke up

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Speaker 1: and decided that they like Malcolm a little bit more

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Speaker 1: than they liked Peter that day, and that was the

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Speaker 1: leader of what we like to think is a you know,

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Speaker 1: responsible constitutional democracy.

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Speaker 6: In Latin America, this could be called a coup or WU.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 6: In Australia we call it Tuesday and Camera.

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Speaker 1: Jody is I love a little bit of that inside

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Speaker 1: Mate Displace.

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Speaker 6: It's on ten play, it's still on wats it. It's awesome,

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Speaker 6: very good.

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Speaker 1: I can still check it out. Hey, Sam, one more

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Speaker 1: question for you quickly, because I know we're going to

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Speaker 1: be talking about this on the other side of the traffick.

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Speaker 1: But like Malcolm and Peter now, because they're obviously part

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Speaker 1: of the same party, they're in the same building, they're

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Speaker 1: sharing the same water cooler, probably getting you know, coffee

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Speaker 1: from the same barista.

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Speaker 6: They in each other's carts. Yeah, are they talking No,

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Speaker 6: of course not, of course not. They're talking to intermities right,

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Speaker 6: Because here's the Duntany's going to challenge again, which is

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Speaker 6: a temporary move. He has moved to the back bench

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00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 6: to position himself to knock him off when Parliament comes

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Speaker 6: back on the tenth of September. The only question. I mean,

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Speaker 6: everyone been a workplace with someone who you really really hate,

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00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 6: but you have to get along with them. They're stuck

895
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,959
Speaker 6: everygether so is Abbot is so bying to be joyce

896
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 6: that that party room. Can you imagine being in a

897
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 6: room Cony Abbot Malcolm table, It's like the the most

898
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 6: ugliest kind of fat part if you like.

899
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 2: Just stitch ups left front and senators you know whoope,

900
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: cushions on chairs, bad wrap on the.

901
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 6: Toilets, a wolf cushion and a chair is leaking about

902
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 6: their set, But sure ye're right.

903
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: Hey Sam, thanks for johinning his mate. I know, just

904
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: Grace he said's still available tenplay dot com dot You

905
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 1: really appreciate the insight there, Sam Dastiari there with Yeah,

906
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: Jesus shock over a room to go into awkward? Iowa, Wow,

907
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: great insight. Here's an August party. If you've just joined

908
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 1: us and you heard about that, you're having a crappy

909
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. You don't you don't want to wait until

910
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve at the end of this year to

911
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: reset and say you're done with twenty eighteen if you

912
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: want to kick it off again, refresh yourself for twenty

913
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: eight two point zero chances to come along online tomorrow,

914
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: and we've got a venue all lined ups rooftop hopefully

915
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 1: maybe beautiful, potentially if it's legal, get some fireworks, but apparently.

916
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: It's free all three booze and food for like four

917
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 2: or five hours, So it's just going to be a

918
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 2: ripper New Year's in.

919
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: Hopefully a small board of people that have had crappy

920
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: twenty eight. So we're talking Bachelor contestants that have already.

921
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 3: Left, block contestants that have stormed off.

922
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: So I think we've called Steve Smith, who's in Canada

923
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: at the moment.

924
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 3: He's said it.

925
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 2: Maybe by the way, he's not locked in Bernard Tomic.

926
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: We're meaning to call him. So absolute superstars will be there,

927
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: but Wilbur I.

928
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 3: Assume that there will also be outstanding tunes.

929
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, that was a throw Oh sorry, is

930
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: that se great? Geez? I reckon Malcolm Turnble would wish

931
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: he had a Jenny in a bottle today that he

932
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: could just wish all this stuff away. I was kind

933
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 1: of hoping that after today Woods, after he downed the

934
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: challenge from mister Dunton, who's a guy, if you're just

935
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: joining us and you don't know what the news is.

936
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: There was a challenge in the leadership of the Liberal Party.

937
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: I was kind of hoping that Turnbull would have been

938
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: able to go home. He's defeated the challenge and have

939
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: one of those moments that Hugh Grant gets to have

940
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: in love actually when he pays out Billy Bob Thoughton publicly.

941
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: So here's one for ask a King, Prime Minister.

942
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 2: I think you'll enjoy this, gold Noldies for gold Noldies.

943
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: I kind of just thought the turn Villa would be

944
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 1: there at Kurribilly House dancing in his jobs.

945
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 2: We're dancing, Lucy, I'm still the PM, baby, call me

946
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 2: the PM, Call me the PM.

947
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 1: But you know, maybe they were dancing, but it's not

948
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: like that. In fact, why is it.

949
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 3: Not that he would go back to Curribilly House the

950
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 3: top of a champagne.

951
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: Surely, and I'd like to think so, mate, But as

952
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: we just heard with San Destiero, who just joined us

953
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: on the show, I don't think that's the case. A

954
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: lot of people are saying that, you know, he's in

955
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: dire straits, but not just that he's also just in

956
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: an incredibly vulnerable position now where he's got to roll

957
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: around Parliament knowing that you know there are thirty five

958
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: dirds and duds and girls that don't like him.

959
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.

960
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: And obviously the awkward interactions with Peter Dutton, who is

961
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 2: the one who actually challenged him, under the same roof,

962
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 2: the interactions they would have had today or would have

963
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 2: been trying to avoid. It's actually hilarious to think about

964
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 2: how they would interact. And actually I'd love to take

965
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 2: calls here thirteen one oh sixty five on what do

966
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 2: you think when they do finally talk to each other,

967
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 2: what's the icebreaker they're going for, because they've got to

968
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 2: make a You've got to mention it, don't you. It's

969
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 2: a huge elephant in the Liberal offices right now I've written.

970
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: Down is it an ice break or is it a

971
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: chance to you know for you know Dun't to have

972
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 1: a little bit of a didim as well. And when

973
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: they're one on one, no matter where they are, I was.

974
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 2: Thinking, you know, Malcolm could walk into a room, you

975
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: know Dunton in there and make a really big scene

976
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 2: of God's Malcolm, He's.

977
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 3: Sorry, Pete. Could you get the knife out of my back.

978
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, he could go for do you think he's going

979
00:45:59,400 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: to do that?

980
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 3: Well that I think you'd be like, ha ha, good one, Malcolm.

981
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 3: Yeah we're bud Ham.

982
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: If I so thirty one six or five. If you've

983
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: got one of these, if you think you know what

984
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: the first interaction between Dutton and Turnbull is going to

985
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: be in Parliament House, love to you. We've done a

986
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: series of these online as well, Instagram and Facebook. Will

987
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: and Woody a big thanks to Soho Men's Workshop for

988
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: the suits they provided for the video as well. But Woods,

989
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: if we're in the car park, so let's say your Turnbull,

990
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: I'm Dutton. I'll walk over to you. Yeah, I want

991
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: to see what you've got here? Okay, gooday, Malcolm, how's

992
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 1: it going.

993
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 3: We're in a car park so I'm Malcolm? Yep? Oh sorry,

994
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 3: before you go on there, I think you think you

995
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 3: drop something there? Think you drop something?

996
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: Oh yep, it's the votes you needed to take over

997
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 2: me as Prime minister. Gotcha, dun got your Dutton the

998
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 2: hell in here. He's writing me up some policies. Your

999
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: go like, oh sorry, Pete, Well I've got you there, mate,

1000
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: Well I've got yea quick one from me, Malcolm turn

1001
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: the Prime Minister. When the speaker's talking in the house.

1002
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: There can you hear from all the way back there

1003
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 2: on the back bench in the back bench there your

1004
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 2: loser in the back bench with your loser mates.

1005
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 3: I'm up there on the front. So it's just hard

1006
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 3: to tell if you can hear, yeah from all that

1007
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 3: painte you.

1008
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you'll just giveing some binoculars so that you

1009
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: can see what's going down at a f bench. Thirteen

1010
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: one o six five is the number here love for

1011
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: you guys to get involved. How do you think or

1012
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: what do you think these guys are going to say

1013
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: to each other as a first interaction. Yeah, so it

1014
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: could be at the water cooler, could be at the photocopier,

1015
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 1: might be why they're getting a coffee.

1016
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 2: And surely it is a dig i reckon. If you're

1017
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: a Malcolm, you've survived it. Surely you're giving Dutton a

1018
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 2: little dig.

1019
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Thirty one and six five. You can

1020
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: go and check these out of the Instagram and our faithbook,

1021
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: Will and Woody. But what do you think Turnbull and

1022
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,919
Speaker 1: Dunton are saying as icebreakers to each other to kick

1023
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: off their first day in Parliament, Woodrow thirty one and

1024
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: six y five. We're talking all about it out just

1025
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: how mister Dutton and missing Turble would have or are

1026
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: interacting at work today.

1027
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 3: It's frightfully awkward, isn't it horribly awkward?

1028
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 1: We've done a video of this, but you're gonna check

1029
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: it out with all your Instagram where you can actually

1030
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: see which one of us plays Peter Dutton, which is

1031
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: tough to guess.

1032
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: I think it's a great Dutton and a great Turbule,

1033
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 2: so go to our Instagram. But we are asking you

1034
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: guys now on thirteen one oh six ' five of

1035
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,959
Speaker 2: how do you think the interaction would have gone down

1036
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 2: today between Dutton and Turnbull.

1037
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: And Sam tam Destieri who seems to think that he

1038
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: was in the radio be four. Obviously he's been apartment

1039
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: before as a labor member, but he seems to think

1040
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: that they're just not talking. But it can't be that way.

1041
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: Like they're in the same team, they're in the same room.

1042
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 2: There's got to be a moment where they pass each

1043
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 2: other in a hallway and comments, you've got to mention

1044
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 2: the elephant.

1045
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: Elephant, just go the weather, just go with a nice day.

1046
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 3: I reckon, you've got to make a joke.

1047
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: Do you think there has to be a genuine ice

1048
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 1: breaking element?

1049
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 5: Is so big?

1050
00:48:59,320 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

1051
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: Got Rebecca here, Rebecca, how do you think the interaction

1052
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: between Dutton and Turnble would have gone today?

1053
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 10: Hi, guys, so I actually think the interaction would have

1054
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 10: been like something girls.

1055
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 6: I'm going to put on my best.

1056
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 10: Guy voice to you, guys.

1057
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 3: Tote so well the wifcol last night.

1058
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got mash and peas.

1059
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, go on, Wow that voice was Was that you?

1060
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,760
Speaker 1: Or was that a different person?

1061
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 5: No?

1062
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 6: That was me. I haven't even done asking.

1063
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 3: Can you to say, will You've been a very bad

1064
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 3: boy in that man voice?

1065
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 6: William, You've been a really bad boy.

1066
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 3: Jesus.

1067
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for the call.

1068
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 3: Rebecca.

1069
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: How would you interact to Peter Dutton if you're the

1070
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: PM today? What would you do?

1071
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 7: Yeahthing, guys, I would If I was Malcolm, I'd go

1072
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 7: and buy a pack of the Jack I wasn't give

1073
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 7: him to Peter Dunton and ask him to roll him

1074
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 7: down the oil.

1075
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 3: I don't get it. Jaffers, the old.

1076
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 7: Commercial Jaffers rolling down the oil from the back bench, from.

1077
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: The back bench mate on the back bench can't catch up.

1078
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: So you have political gags out here, mate?

1079
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 3: That is that a very political is.

1080
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: Not sure just to go along with him though one

1081
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: of us had to be.

1082
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 2: We couldn't just it's my fight, I mean from the

1083
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 2: back bench mate, I mean sorry, of course of course

1084
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 2: he would want.

1085
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,240
Speaker 1: Political ad was he talking about?

1086
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 3: Obviously there was an ad where they rolled a couple

1087
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 3: of jaffers down.

1088
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 2: We've got Greek here now, maybe maybe it's a jaffer ad, Greg,

1089
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 2: How do you reckon the interaction between Turnbull and Dunton

1090
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 2: would have gone today?

1091
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,280
Speaker 11: Yeah, make the urinal?

1092
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 6: Is it cold or just fright?

1093
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 3: Very good? Very good? Just simply you go for his manhood.

1094
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: What did you say that I was at the urinal

1095
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: and just fright straight for it?

1096
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no, he said, like is it

1097
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 3: just cold? Yeah, so you're having to go up the

1098
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 3: size of him size of Yeah, that's not the Prime minister.

1099
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 3: This is the Prime Jesus. We'll go to old or

1100
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 3: just right?

1101
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean these these are Nathan. What do

1102
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: you reckon, mate? How do you reckon? What would you

1103
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: have said? Your broken mass?

1104
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 7: I reckon and would have been a smart as as well,

1105
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,879
Speaker 7: and were just trying to mate the new business isn't work.

1106
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: You can't cut my grass too well, simple as that,

1107
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: you didn't cut my grass.

1108
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 4: I get it.

1109
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,479
Speaker 2: I get it the new businesses and going well because

1110
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 2: you didn't cut my grass.

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Speaker 3: Well, because I'm still that I've got it. Well, I'm

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Speaker 3: not sorry if tomble or done more years.

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Speaker 1: Had we had a gag about an ad that I've

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Speaker 1: never heard.

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Speaker 2: To be fair, mine were also pretty bad. So established

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Speaker 2: is there's not really much to work with.

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Speaker 1: Hor not there have been horrible Yeah, yeah, well, which

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Speaker 1: makes you wonder why we did a video about it.

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Speaker 1: But we have we have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we think we're fans some good ones. So I

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Speaker 3: got our Instagram. Will definitely go check it out.

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Speaker 1: I think what you really need to check out is

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Speaker 1: turn Absolutely. I had an absolute blast with you. I

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Speaker 1: hope we got your home. I suppose that's how it works,

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Speaker 1: isn't it getting your home. I hope we've got your home.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what all the drive shows say, We've got

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Speaker 2: your home, So you're welcome. I hope the ride was

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Speaker 2: absolutely delightful. We're having a New Year's in August party,

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Speaker 2: Wilbur it'll be the end of this month. It'll be

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Speaker 2: an absolute zooter. If you want to come, I suggest

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Speaker 2: you just go to our instagram. Will and Woody follow

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Speaker 2: us because details will be updated.

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Speaker 1: There in due course. Yes, that's right. A chance to

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Speaker 1: come along to what we'll be the party of the year,

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Speaker 1: the party to end the year that hasn't ended yet.

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Speaker 3: That's it. That's a good one.

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Speaker 1: It's if you want to reset. If you had a

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Speaker 1: crappy at twenty eighteen thus far and you want a

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Speaker 1: chance to reset your whole year, you can New Year's

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Speaker 1: in August. We're inviting all the people that have had

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Speaker 1: ship years. Peter Dunnan's invited on Turnbulls. Probably invited after

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Speaker 1: he goes, if he goes before all was thirty first

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Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, we'll take absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we could do it.

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Speaker 2: He could like host a bucking ball or something at

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Speaker 2: the part. Yeah, perfect, the bucking Turnbull.

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Speaker 3: You should write that down. Actually that's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: But the money of your Joyce could be there as well.

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Speaker 3: He's already gone, ye crack and he's already on No good.

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Speaker 1: With that be If you miss anything from the show,

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Speaker 1: make sure you get it on iHeartRadio. Make sure that

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Speaker 1: you watch Harley Breen's TV show tonight on Pilot Week.

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Speaker 1: Taboo looks absolutely fascinating. We had a chat with Harley

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Speaker 1: earlier today. It was an absolute pleasure to talk to him.

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Speaker 1: He's a lovely guy. We have a brand new video Instagram,

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Speaker 1: Will and what He is the place to go and

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Speaker 1: check it out. If you want to go and see

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Speaker 1: our version of the leaderships film will see you guys

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Speaker 1: tomorrow from for Goodbye Way, It drives home with Will

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Speaker 1: and Woodie