WEBVTT - #91: Jenna interviews Jess Mauboy 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:05.280 People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:08.440 fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:11.120 musical Pippot You write your dog. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:17.640 Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries, mercury, pikes, 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:24.160 p y k e s Hey, why I hey, as 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:26.079 in kill hey, why. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:27.960 Okay? 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:32.080 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.360 Wood, Why is your life so expensive? 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.800 I'm not even having a good time. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.479 Is just. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.320 A couple of mitches? What about me? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:46.559 Don't forget No, he is. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:53.199 Maturely and one up the bomb that rhyme before we 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.440 haven't done ninety one up the bum you use. 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:58.240 Eighty one up the bomb. There's so many other words 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:00.200 that rhyme with one for God's. 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:01.360 Prell, I should have got ninety one. 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:04.480 I'd tell her the hunt was awful and politic like 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:07.280 that good ninety one No one should own a gun 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:09.039 political statement, Oh. 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.360 My god, image if you started making the runs really deep? 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:14.040 Yeah, ninety one. Help find William tyrrel. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:16.000 D. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.559 What numbers rhyme with cleo? I know she's been found, 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.800 She's all good. What numbers rhyme with free Brittany, are 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:22.080 that sort of what else is there in the world? 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:22.400 Nothing? 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:24.720 H three seventy. Let me to solve it. 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.399 How can we find Cleo in about two months but 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.080 not find an airplane in ten years? 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:29.920 It baffles me. 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.640 I feel like, you know, the ocean is a bit 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:36.240 more vast than Perth, so they've got more space to cover. 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:38.559 Could be wrong, though I've never been to Perth. No, 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:39.800 not that I'm allowed in there. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:41.520 All the ocean. No, No, you're not. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:43.880 Hey, welcome to the show episode ninety one. Guys were 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:46.440 here for all those you thought would be canceled after ninety. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.640 You're wrong and Price keep it down. It's back, of course. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:49.720 Now. 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.800 Jenna has been working harder than ever. Also, I've heard. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.120 Yeah, after we announced her filling show that's happening in 0:01:56.160 --> 0:02:00.600 the Christmas break, she has jumped into full gear. Mitch, 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.800 jenn and I did something without you. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:04.640 I'm aware because I asked her to feel in for me, 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:06.880 So I'm hoping people can't tell him a bit stuffy. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.840 I was sick earlier in the week and we had 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.880 a jeffs Mailboy interview. Yeah, yeah, yeah, scheduled, and I said, Jenna, 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.600 you're gonna have to step up and fill in for me. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.359 So you two did the interview with Jeff's Mailboy, which 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.919 I'm yet to hear now. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:19.840 Yeah, Mitch hasn't heard it. Jenna and I did it 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:23.400 yesterday because Jess's new single, Glow is out now He's 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:23.840 a little bit. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:31.440 It's so good and it's very new for Jess. 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.120 It's actually such a vibe. I was quite excited to 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.760 tell her how much idore the song. But ah, well, 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:38.960 I hope you showered her with praise. You. 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:45.200 I wouldn't show you, know, Jenna, how would you rate yourself? 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:47.400 This is a self reflective performance review? How would you 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:49.079 say you went in your interview with Jess? 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:50.680 Pretty good? 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:53.919 We could talk for hours. 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.640 I do this all the time, and I was, you know, 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.880 easy Breezy palmed it over to Jenna and even I 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:01.040 was cringing. 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.000 Well, we'll hear how that went later on, won't we. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:04.520 But we have the audio today. 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.520 We're also doing our brand new segment all thanks to Tinder. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:11.280 It's called Tinder fairy Tales and Fizzits. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.440 Because I myself am a Tinder fairy tale. 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.200 Yeah you are a fairy tale. We're going to hear, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.480 you know, success stories it's to rub it in for 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:19.480 people like me who are yet to have luck. But 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:23.280 we're also going to hear the fizzits because let's face it, 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:26.000 we've all had crappy dates. No matter how you meet, 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.520 no matter what after you use yep, sometimes you get 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:30.240 there and it's not what you expected it to be. 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:33.000 So we've got plenty of fizzles and fairy tales on 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:34.560 the way. I can't wait for you guys to hear them. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.600 Also, Tinder have thrown it's a couple of gold memberships 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.720 to give away on the show, which is very exciting. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:40.040 So if you want to get loved up, you want 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:41.960 to jump on Tinder later in the show is your 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:42.520 chance to win? 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:44.720 That's right? You know who actually is also a Tinder 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.920 fairy tale at the moment, Bloody our tech guy Sam 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:49.920 out there. So I messaged him during Sydney Lockdown being like, 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:51.760 so what are you up to? How you keep him busy? 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:53.720 And he said, H'm on Tinder. And then a week later, 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:57.240 after what I suspect were many illegal gatherings, I've got 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:58.280 a girlfriend, he tells me. 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.000 I'm actually quite excited about it. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:02.640 What's her name? 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:09.880 And as Krishnis like a baptism. No Krishni Krishni as. 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:10.480 In the Indian god. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.800 Yeah. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:15.320 Well, I've actually seen a photo of this fairy tale 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:18.440 match and she is gorgeous. And in case you didn't know, 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.640 I am gay. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:21.880 I can identify it. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.040 How long have you been together now? 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.120 Oh, it must be a couple of months now. And 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.680 I've got to tell you because so many people were 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.360 saying to me, oh, you gotta get on the dating apps. 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:30.000 Is going to go on it? 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.960 And the last time I was on Tinder I ended 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:36.039 up scoring a girlfriend for five years, and so I 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:37.960 put all this pressure on myself and like, oh, I 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.120 don't know what's gonna happen. I'm gonna, you know, be 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:43.080 going back and forth for ages, but no one weekend 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:43.960 on Tinder? 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.760 What is this bullshy? What am I doing wrong? I 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.880 was going to like, you managed to get a girlfriend 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:54.600 on Tinder in a lockdown? Okay, Well, maybe I'll learn 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:56.400 a thing or two from the fairy tales later on. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:57.080 You will. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:58.520 That's coming up later in the show. And if it 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.400 is your first time listening, welcome to His Just Me. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.440 Every week we start the show the same way with 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:04.479 two is it just Me? As we call them something 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.120 we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.400 Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. They're the 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:09.760 crux of the show. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.320 That it's really aggressive. You've got spin on my faith. Sorry, 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.039 I know we're out of lockdown. I need to spit 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:14.680 on me cracks. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.160 I'm a passion Well. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:19.120 You better go first because mine's a bit filthy. I'm 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.640 gonna I'm gonna tell you that I've got a medical 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.720 question for doctor Gay, our medical correspondent. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.400 So, oh, is doctor Gay coming on the show. 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:29.560 Yeah, it's a bit personal, but I'm ready to I'm 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.600 ready to tell you all about it. It's changed my. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.479 Life, brilliant. We haven't had doctor Gay on in a 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:34.000 long time. 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:35.800 I know it's been such in good health. 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.720 It must be Professor Gay by now Scientist Gay. Well, 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.840 you kick things off, Okay, let's start with the first 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.560 dige of an episode ninety one. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:46.719 Is it just me? 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:53.400 Am? I the only one obsessed with stalking famous people's houses? Oh? 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:53.920 I love it. 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:55.920 I don't think I've ever actually done that. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.000 Oh, you gotta do it. It's a hoot and a holler. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.760 Architectural Digest, you cross architett Digest, Big magazine in the US. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.440 No, I'm not really. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.720 Oh my god. Well, the fans refer to it as ad. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.520 It could be the most famous whatever you said, magazine 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.520 in that genre, but I'm not. I'm not in that area. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:15.960 Well seat neither was I. Then Hayden and I moved in. 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.400 We have a house now, so I'm really into that. 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:19.720 At the moment, we're redecorating. We sold everything in our 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:21.960 last house and we're now buying brain new furniture. We 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.960 don't have a couch. We're not buying it all from scratch. 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:25.040 So I'm looking around for. 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:26.200 Inspo for people that I love. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:29.320 Architectural Digest do this thing and it's a home tour 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:32.400 and celebrities full of money, beautiful houses. They do ad 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.160 at home with x y Z. 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:34.960 Who have they done? 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:38.560 Lady Gaga has ladies and gentlemen has done it? 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:39.159 Is that the one? 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:40.960 And Troy Sevonn Yeah, good one. 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:43.320 You name a celeb We have a tour online of 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:43.839 their house. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:45.880 I am addicted. 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:49.039 I sit there and then I google the products and 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:51.720 Troy will be like, this is my couch from jacqueu Lemore. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.280 But oh google that, Haye and I could get it 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:54.760 forty thousand dollars. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.919 With a I know sometimes I just don't want to know. 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:59.000 I'm like, there's no way I could afford that same. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.080 So what I've done is these ladies in Jeneralen it 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.120 intrigues me. I see a house. What I've done is 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.839 I've collated six of my favorite celeb kitchens. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.800 There's a pilon front of Mitchell's great audio content for 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.200 people who can't see what we're looking and. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.120 Put it up on socials. Now, have a look at 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:17.880 the first kitchen, Mitchell and Jenna Green. Yes, the Green kitchen. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:19.200 I don't want you to have a look. Jenna. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:22.200 This is gonna sound so boguan, but it's very Mcloud's thoughts, 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.680 isn't it. I was just thinking that it's very country, 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:29.400 like describe it. Yes, yes, So it's like the sort 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.240 of gender neutral, faint green that you would buy for 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.400 someone who hasn't revealed the gend of their baby yet. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:36.960 Like it's very pale green, yep. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.480 A lot of wood, a lot of wood, wood floor boards, 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.800 white marble bench top. Whose celebrity kitchen is this? 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.760 Jenna? Can you google who plays Susan on Neighbors? Looks 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:49.760 like her kitchen. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.680 Now it's not international. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:53.800 It's supposed to be impressive, sir. I'm not being rude, 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.400 but that's like a very modest kitchen. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.600 Yeah it's modest. Yeah, yeah, So you know, take that 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:03.680 into consideration when you're answering a popo star. Mitchell, whose 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:04.560 house do you think? You think? 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:05.960 I genuinely have no idea. 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:09.520 All right, it is Vanessa Hudgens from high school. 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:12.000 Okay, you know i'd believe that. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.200 All right, move on. House number two. 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.640 I know this one. I remember this from the video 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:18.440 Troce of Arn's kitchen. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:23.920 Troy of Arts kitchen. Yep, yes, lots of green open windows. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:25.760 That's Troyce of Arn's kitchen, very minimalist. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.280 I would have pictured the same sort of arrangement he 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.360 had for his YouTube video. It's it was cool to 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:32.680 have the bedroom in the background on YouTube with like 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.640 the fairy lights on the band, really dark and dim, 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.319 like some purple lights. But no, none of that. It 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:39.760 looks like a fucking neighbors set again. 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.880 Yeah, all right, House number three? Moving on? Whose home 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:43.480 is this? 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:45.760 I like this one? 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:49.240 Mitchell. You're a big fan of his person and you, 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.400 you and I are watching a show that they're staring 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:52.600 currently we love to talk. 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:55.240 About Reese Witherspoon. Jennifer Renison. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:56.200 It's Jennifer's house. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.360 Great, I love it. I love the fireplate. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:02.320 Looks fake to me that that's not a real fire. 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.760 Jennifer, it's a pizza oven. Guys, look at the pizza. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:08.079 And there's like a wine. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.040 There's a wine cellar, lot of fruit on the table. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:12.480 It's quite boring for jen. 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:15.640 That fucking plant on her bench looks a bit dirty, doesn't. 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.160 He wouldn't kill it a water the plant, wouldn't. 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:19.280 I like, I wouldn't kill it. 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.920 In a couple of miles, I thought, I head to 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.400 the next one. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.520 Sorry, he's gone to photograph for I've had to scribble 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.320 out the famous person because they wouldn't leave the kitchen 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:28.800 in the video? 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:30.199 Is that Margot Robbie? 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:32.320 Is it Margot Robbie? Jennaho're gonna look in? 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:38.640 I don't know. Kate Hudson, she does a lot of homes. 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:40.840 No, it's Kendall Jenner's house. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.160 Oh, I thought I saw a glimpse of blonde that 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.120 you didn't scribble out. No, do you know what I 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:50.080 really want? Kendall Jenner's huge chopping board. I end up 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:53.080 washing up about four chopping boards a night, because that 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:55.120 one is never enough. But that big fuck off thing 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.240 would just take care of the lot. 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:57.560 Look at that's like a door. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.640 How would you watch that? It actually looks like that 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:02.520 bloody piano that rode from Titanic slept on top of 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:03.920 in the freaking Atlantic Ocean. 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.920 As if Kendall Jenna is worrying about washing a chopping board, 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:09.920 I worry about it. The ego candle. All right, two more? 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.959 Have we noticed that? This one? The fifth is more green? 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:14.560 Cabinet tree. Yeah, there's a lot of green. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:15.920 Is this a trend or something. 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:18.400 Must be a trend alert? Someone tell ad Yeah. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:21.360 There's a lot of like faint green and teals going 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.040 on here. Is that adel This. 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.280 Is the biggest artist in the world right now, Jenneho Adele. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:26.520 This is Adele's house. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.880 Lifting from her vogue seventy whatever questions she did more 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.280 than the usual amount she did like ninety something questions. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.520 But yeah, I recognize the Dele's house. I saw that 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:35.280 just the other day. 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.360 I expected more from that kitchen. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.319 Yeah, it is kind of UK country though, like it's 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:41.360 a bit sort of barney. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:44.839 Again. The bloody plants need water and they do. All 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:46.760 these people are neglecting their shrubbery or. 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:47.760 A final house. 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:53.319 Wow, very modern, A glorious big kitchen, black cabinet tree. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:54.280 This is my favorite. 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.240 I'd say really very modern, because. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:58.920 If I'm going to spend a shipload on a house, 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.440 I'm not going to try and make it look modest. 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:02.040 I'm going to make it look you know mod. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.240 I will give you a tip. It is one of 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.679 the Kardashian Jennas. Now I've already had Kendle. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:08.880 Too much carlor for Kim, Yeah, way too much. She's 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:10.840 got that stripped back kangye rubbish going on. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:15.400 It's a Jenna or it's a Kardashian's home. O, God, 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.120 it's not Chloe, is it. 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.880 I can just hear her in that backyard screaming out 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:25.160 for her daughter trill because they're child True, we're your brother? 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:25.520 False? 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:27.160 Jenna, how you looking in? 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:31.240 I think it's either the brother or Rob. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.080 Courtney Courtney, No, it's Chris Janner. The mother. 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:38.240 Was way nice. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:39.680 She just moved out of her. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.600 Famous house that they film Keeping Up with the Kardashians, 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.840 and now she lives in this ship. Anyway, all the 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:49.320 photos up on the Instagram. Watch architect arch chretential architect. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.480 Fuck you do that, Architectural Digest. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.480 Think of me, ladies. 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:57.119 I didn't even know that thing exists in Architectural diet Digest. 0:11:57.200 --> 0:12:00.600 It's hard guys, all right, moving. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.720 On, sure, I'm ready, But before we get into my 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:06.960 is it just me? Sam's got a little PSA for us. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:10.680 Warning This contains explicit content and is recommended for mature 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.800 audiences only. And yes, we're aware of the irony of 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:15.880 us saying that, but we kind of legit mean it 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.920 this time. This one's a little bit more graphic than usual. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.640 So if you've got like kids in the car or something, 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:25.199 maybe put some headphones in or don't. 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:31.880 Anyway, Is it just me? If you ever had a 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:36.560 wet dream and not actually made any jizz? Yeah, a 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.720 dry dream if you will, just a dream. No, you 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:43.600 still have the climax experience, which, Jenna, I know you're 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:46.880 not familiar with this, but wet dreams are very inconvenient. 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.079 You can't control it. You have an orgasm in your 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.160 sleep and then it's like, oh, I'm gonna have to 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:53.800 wake up and clean this up. This is annoying. 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.000 Well, I have to be honest, I have never had one. 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:59.400 What Wait, I thought it was only like a teenager thing. 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.560 Yeah, I think, well, no, no, no, it happens. I 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.960 think it happens more often when you're going through puberty 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:05.920 because you know your hormones are running wild. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.920 But like they still happen, oh like not very often. 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:13.559 And this morning, same thing, mid dream and then I 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.640 went to deal with it and I was like, oh 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:18.600 my god, nothing, Wow, it was literally nothing. And I 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.360 was like, did I dream that I had a wet dream? 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.000 Did it actually happen? But no, I fucking felt it. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:25.640 You're in a great mood this morning. I called him. 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.160 He was laughing, Oh my god. That checks out, only 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.240 because there was no cleanup. I've gone on record on 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:35.480 this podcast talking about how much I despise seven. Yes, 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:37.960 you know, I can't stand that crab, and I've said, 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.240 oh god, I wish we lived in a world where 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.840 people could climax without ejaculating. 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:43.839 Well I'm living in that. 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:47.720 World, baby, and it was amazing. I got all the fun, 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:48.560 none of the clean up. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.199 But yeah, there might be something wrong. Were you hydrated 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:52.960 last night? Did you do it before you slept? 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.200 Plenty? Because I've been sick recently, so I'm you know 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.520 keeping plenty hydrated. But I thought, whilst I enjoyed the experience, 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:00.240 maybe there is something wrong with me. Hence why I 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:01.480 thought we should get doctor gay On. 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:02.640 Oh genius. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.880 Yes, of course we love doctor gay He's a resident 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:05.800 in house doctor. 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.079 He's also gay. We've had one for many questions in 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:08.520 the past. 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:12.120 He's only me going to him with these fucked questions. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.559 Last time we had doctor gay On, I'm just gonna 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:17.600 passy his number. Last time we had doctor gay On, 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:19.800 it was me asking why they shaved my pubes when 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:24.880 I was unconscious in surgery. Oh maybe he's just too 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.000 polite to say fuck off, Mitchell, stop asking me these 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:32.280 questions about your nether region. I can't believe you've never 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:33.640 had a wet dream. That's weird. I'm going to ask 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:34.440 doctor gay about that. 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.560 Doctor Gay's being dial let's dial up. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.280 Hello, doctor Gay. 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:46.040 Hollo, Doctor Gay long time between visits. 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:48.240 Yes, you been well. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.880 We've been very well, in a great mood today. We've 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.120 got a couple of things to run past you. Yes, 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:56.240 my issue is that God, I'm not gonna beat around 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:57.960 the bush. I've already told everyone, but in a nutshell 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:59.680 had a wet dream. This morning and I woke up 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.240 and there was no spoof. I there's no cleanup required. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:03.560 And I was like, is there something wrong with me? 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.840 Because when you have an orgasm, you're meant to deposit 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:09.200 yourself and you think so, well, that's issue number one. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.080 Jot that down, doc. Issue number two is that when 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.080 I just brought this, Mitchell Cherry told me that he's 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:15.640 never had a wet dream in his life, and so 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:17.840 I'm just wondering if there's some sort of drought happening, 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:23.720 you haven't either, What is normal? Sam? Yeah, back me up, 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:26.680 shut up, doctor gay Sam, I need you to back 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.880 me up right now. Yeah, I'm sorry this is so personal. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.200 But have you ever had a wet dream? 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.400 I have, but they're very, very few, far in between. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.520 Yes. Yeah, but anyway, doctor go I need to get 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.800 your medical insight here. Is it normal to have an 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.520 orgasm without actually, you know, spoffing for want for a 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:45.120 better phrase. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.160 It's certainly not normal, but it's not necessarily bad. 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:53.360 I want that on my tombstone. It's not normal, but 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:54.960 not necessarily bad. 0:15:55.600 --> 0:16:02.360 Yeah, so it's it's sometimes people can ejaculate without I'm sorry, 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.320 you'll have to edit this. My dog just attacked me. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.520 No, no, I don't do any editing here leep that 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:12.200 in your doctor approves your being. While that's fine, just rant. 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:14.840 Ship. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.760 Yeah, look, it's it's perfectly normal to not ejaculate sometimes. 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.400 But it's what we call retrograde ejaculation. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:26.440 Oh, it's got a name, all the word retrograde triggering. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:27.920 For me, it's friends with mercury. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:32.000 But anyway, is that some sort of skill liken master, 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.520 because I would love to just never deal with sperm 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.360 in my life, but I don't want to go orgasm less. 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:39.560 It's essentially the same mechanism that stops us from pissing 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:42.400 ourselves while we're asleep. That kind of mechanism, a little 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.240 little sphincter in your bladder that as soon as you 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.640 come it closes off and stops anything from going in 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:50.480 or out of your bladder, so you don't piss at 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.720 the same you know, you want to piss inside your partner. 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:59.080 I'm sure well that sphincter can fail and at the 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:03.360