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Speaker 1: A couple of mitches? What about me?
Speaker 6: Don't forget No, he is.
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Speaker 6: Eighty one up the bomb. There's so many other words
Speaker 6: that rhyme with one for God's.
Speaker 1: Prell, I should have got ninety one.
Speaker 7: I'd tell her the hunt was awful and politic like
Speaker 7: that good ninety one No one should own a gun
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Speaker 6: My god, image if you started making the runs really deep?
Speaker 1: Yeah, ninety one. Help find William tyrrel.
Speaker 5: D.
Speaker 6: What numbers rhyme with cleo? I know she's been found,
Speaker 6: She's all good. What numbers rhyme with free Brittany, are
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Speaker 8: Nothing?
Speaker 1: H three seventy. Let me to solve it.
Speaker 7: How can we find Cleo in about two months but
Speaker 7: not find an airplane in ten years?
Speaker 1: It baffles me.
Speaker 6: I feel like, you know, the ocean is a bit
Speaker 6: more vast than Perth, so they've got more space to cover.
Speaker 6: Could be wrong, though I've never been to Perth. No,
Speaker 6: not that I'm allowed in there.
Speaker 1: All the ocean. No, No, you're not.
Speaker 7: Hey, welcome to the show episode ninety one. Guys were
Speaker 7: here for all those you thought would be canceled after ninety.
Speaker 6: You're wrong and Price keep it down. It's back, of course.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 6: Jenna has been working harder than ever. Also, I've heard.
Speaker 7: Yeah, after we announced her filling show that's happening in
Speaker 7: the Christmas break, she has jumped into full gear. Mitch,
Speaker 7: jenn and I did something without you.
Speaker 6: I'm aware because I asked her to feel in for me,
Speaker 6: So I'm hoping people can't tell him a bit stuffy.
Speaker 6: I was sick earlier in the week and we had
Speaker 6: a jeffs Mailboy interview. Yeah, yeah, yeah, scheduled, and I said, Jenna,
Speaker 6: you're gonna have to step up and fill in for me.
Speaker 6: So you two did the interview with Jeff's Mailboy, which
Speaker 6: I'm yet to hear now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Mitch hasn't heard it. Jenna and I did it
Speaker 7: yesterday because Jess's new single, Glow is out now He's
Speaker 7: a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's so good and it's very new for Jess.
Speaker 6: It's actually such a vibe. I was quite excited to
Speaker 6: tell her how much idore the song. But ah, well,
Speaker 6: I hope you showered her with praise. You.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't show you, know, Jenna, how would you rate yourself?
Speaker 1: This is a self reflective performance review? How would you
Speaker 1: say you went in your interview with Jess?
Speaker 9: Pretty good?
Speaker 6: We could talk for hours.
Speaker 1: I do this all the time, and I was, you know,
Speaker 1: easy Breezy palmed it over to Jenna and even I
Speaker 1: was cringing.
Speaker 6: Well, we'll hear how that went later on, won't we.
Speaker 1: But we have the audio today.
Speaker 6: We're also doing our brand new segment all thanks to Tinder.
Speaker 6: It's called Tinder fairy Tales and Fizzits.
Speaker 1: Because I myself am a Tinder fairy tale.
Speaker 6: Yeah you are a fairy tale. We're going to hear,
Speaker 6: you know, success stories it's to rub it in for
Speaker 6: people like me who are yet to have luck. But
Speaker 6: we're also going to hear the fizzits because let's face it,
Speaker 6: we've all had crappy dates. No matter how you meet,
Speaker 6: no matter what after you use yep, sometimes you get
Speaker 6: there and it's not what you expected it to be.
Speaker 6: So we've got plenty of fizzles and fairy tales on
Speaker 6: the way. I can't wait for you guys to hear them.
Speaker 7: Also, Tinder have thrown it's a couple of gold memberships
Speaker 7: to give away on the show, which is very exciting.
Speaker 7: So if you want to get loved up, you want
Speaker 7: to jump on Tinder later in the show is your
Speaker 7: chance to win?
Speaker 6: That's right? You know who actually is also a Tinder
Speaker 6: fairy tale at the moment, Bloody our tech guy Sam
Speaker 6: out there. So I messaged him during Sydney Lockdown being like,
Speaker 6: so what are you up to? How you keep him busy?
Speaker 6: And he said, H'm on Tinder. And then a week later,
Speaker 6: after what I suspect were many illegal gatherings, I've got
Speaker 6: a girlfriend, he tells me.
Speaker 10: I'm actually quite excited about it.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 6: And as Krishnis like a baptism. No Krishni Krishni as.
Speaker 8: In the Indian god.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, I've actually seen a photo of this fairy tale
Speaker 7: match and she is gorgeous. And in case you didn't know,
Speaker 7: I am gay.
Speaker 1: I can identify it.
Speaker 6: How long have you been together now?
Speaker 10: Oh, it must be a couple of months now. And
Speaker 10: I've got to tell you because so many people were
Speaker 10: saying to me, oh, you gotta get on the dating apps.
Speaker 1: Is going to go on it?
Speaker 10: And the last time I was on Tinder I ended
Speaker 10: up scoring a girlfriend for five years, and so I
Speaker 10: put all this pressure on myself and like, oh, I
Speaker 10: don't know what's gonna happen. I'm gonna, you know, be
Speaker 10: going back and forth for ages, but no one weekend
Speaker 10: on Tinder?
Speaker 6: What is this bullshy? What am I doing wrong? I
Speaker 6: was going to like, you managed to get a girlfriend
Speaker 6: on Tinder in a lockdown? Okay, Well, maybe I'll learn
Speaker 6: a thing or two from the fairy tales later on.
Speaker 1: You will.
Speaker 7: That's coming up later in the show. And if it
Speaker 7: is your first time listening, welcome to His Just Me.
Speaker 7: Every week we start the show the same way with
Speaker 7: two is it just Me? As we call them something
Speaker 7: we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. They're the
Speaker 1: crux of the show.
Speaker 6: That it's really aggressive. You've got spin on my faith. Sorry,
Speaker 6: I know we're out of lockdown. I need to spit
Speaker 6: on me cracks.
Speaker 1: I'm a passion Well.
Speaker 6: You better go first because mine's a bit filthy. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna I'm gonna tell you that I've got a medical
Speaker 6: question for doctor Gay, our medical correspondent.
Speaker 1: So, oh, is doctor Gay coming on the show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a bit personal, but I'm ready to I'm
Speaker 6: ready to tell you all about it. It's changed my.
Speaker 1: Life, brilliant. We haven't had doctor Gay on in a
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 6: I know it's been such in good health.
Speaker 1: It must be Professor Gay by now Scientist Gay. Well,
Speaker 1: you kick things off, Okay, let's start with the first
Speaker 1: dige of an episode ninety one.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Am? I the only one obsessed with stalking famous people's houses? Oh?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've ever actually done that.
Speaker 1: Oh, you gotta do it. It's a hoot and a holler.
Speaker 7: Architectural Digest, you cross architett Digest, Big magazine in the US.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not really.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, the fans refer to it as ad.
Speaker 6: It could be the most famous whatever you said, magazine
Speaker 6: in that genre, but I'm not. I'm not in that area.
Speaker 7: Well seat neither was I. Then Hayden and I moved in.
Speaker 7: We have a house now, so I'm really into that.
Speaker 7: At the moment, we're redecorating. We sold everything in our
Speaker 7: last house and we're now buying brain new furniture. We
Speaker 7: don't have a couch. We're not buying it all from scratch.
Speaker 7: So I'm looking around for.
Speaker 1: Inspo for people that I love.
Speaker 7: Architectural Digest do this thing and it's a home tour
Speaker 7: and celebrities full of money, beautiful houses. They do ad
Speaker 7: at home with x y Z.
Speaker 6: Who have they done?
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga has ladies and gentlemen has done it?
Speaker 6: Is that the one?
Speaker 9: And Troy Sevonn Yeah, good one.
Speaker 1: You name a celeb We have a tour online of
Speaker 1: their house.
Speaker 6: I am addicted.
Speaker 7: I sit there and then I google the products and
Speaker 7: Troy will be like, this is my couch from jacqueu Lemore.
Speaker 7: But oh google that, Haye and I could get it
Speaker 7: forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: With a I know sometimes I just don't want to know.
Speaker 6: I'm like, there's no way I could afford that same.
Speaker 7: So what I've done is these ladies in Jeneralen it
Speaker 7: intrigues me. I see a house. What I've done is
Speaker 7: I've collated six of my favorite celeb kitchens.
Speaker 6: There's a pilon front of Mitchell's great audio content for
Speaker 6: people who can't see what we're looking and.
Speaker 1: Put it up on socials. Now, have a look at
Speaker 1: the first kitchen, Mitchell and Jenna Green. Yes, the Green kitchen.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to have a look. Jenna.
Speaker 6: This is gonna sound so boguan, but it's very Mcloud's thoughts,
Speaker 6: isn't it. I was just thinking that it's very country,
Speaker 6: like describe it. Yes, yes, So it's like the sort
Speaker 6: of gender neutral, faint green that you would buy for
Speaker 6: someone who hasn't revealed the gend of their baby yet.
Speaker 6: Like it's very pale green, yep.
Speaker 1: A lot of wood, a lot of wood, wood floor boards,
Speaker 1: white marble bench top. Whose celebrity kitchen is this?
Speaker 6: Jenna? Can you google who plays Susan on Neighbors? Looks
Speaker 6: like her kitchen.
Speaker 1: Now it's not international.
Speaker 6: It's supposed to be impressive, sir. I'm not being rude,
Speaker 6: but that's like a very modest kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's modest. Yeah, yeah, So you know, take that
Speaker 1: into consideration when you're answering a popo star. Mitchell, whose
Speaker 1: house do you think? You think?
Speaker 6: I genuinely have no idea.
Speaker 1: All right, it is Vanessa Hudgens from high school.
Speaker 6: Okay, you know i'd believe that.
Speaker 1: All right, move on. House number two.
Speaker 9: I know this one. I remember this from the video
Speaker 9: Troce of Arn's kitchen.
Speaker 7: Troy of Arts kitchen. Yep, yes, lots of green open windows.
Speaker 7: That's Troyce of Arn's kitchen, very minimalist.
Speaker 6: I would have pictured the same sort of arrangement he
Speaker 6: had for his YouTube video. It's it was cool to
Speaker 6: have the bedroom in the background on YouTube with like
Speaker 6: the fairy lights on the band, really dark and dim,
Speaker 6: like some purple lights. But no, none of that. It
Speaker 6: looks like a fucking neighbors set again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, House number three? Moving on? Whose home
Speaker 1: is this?
Speaker 9: I like this one?
Speaker 1: Mitchell. You're a big fan of his person and you,
Speaker 1: you and I are watching a show that they're staring
Speaker 1: currently we love to talk.
Speaker 6: About Reese Witherspoon. Jennifer Renison.
Speaker 1: It's Jennifer's house.
Speaker 9: Great, I love it. I love the fireplate.
Speaker 6: Looks fake to me that that's not a real fire.
Speaker 1: Jennifer, it's a pizza oven. Guys, look at the pizza.
Speaker 9: And there's like a wine.
Speaker 7: There's a wine cellar, lot of fruit on the table.
Speaker 7: It's quite boring for jen.
Speaker 6: That fucking plant on her bench looks a bit dirty, doesn't.
Speaker 6: He wouldn't kill it a water the plant, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I like, I wouldn't kill it.
Speaker 6: In a couple of miles, I thought, I head to
Speaker 6: the next one.
Speaker 7: Sorry, he's gone to photograph for I've had to scribble
Speaker 7: out the famous person because they wouldn't leave the kitchen
Speaker 7: in the video?
Speaker 6: Is that Margot Robbie?
Speaker 1: Is it Margot Robbie? Jennaho're gonna look in?
Speaker 9: I don't know. Kate Hudson, she does a lot of homes.
Speaker 1: No, it's Kendall Jenner's house.
Speaker 6: Oh, I thought I saw a glimpse of blonde that
Speaker 6: you didn't scribble out. No, do you know what I
Speaker 6: really want? Kendall Jenner's huge chopping board. I end up
Speaker 6: washing up about four chopping boards a night, because that
Speaker 6: one is never enough. But that big fuck off thing
Speaker 6: would just take care of the lot.
Speaker 1: Look at that's like a door.
Speaker 6: How would you watch that? It actually looks like that
Speaker 6: bloody piano that rode from Titanic slept on top of
Speaker 6: in the freaking Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 1: As if Kendall Jenna is worrying about washing a chopping board,
Speaker 1: I worry about it. The ego candle. All right, two more?
Speaker 1: Have we noticed that? This one? The fifth is more green?
Speaker 1: Cabinet tree. Yeah, there's a lot of green.
Speaker 6: Is this a trend or something.
Speaker 1: Must be a trend alert? Someone tell ad Yeah.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of like faint green and teals going
Speaker 6: on here. Is that adel This.
Speaker 1: Is the biggest artist in the world right now, Jenneho Adele.
Speaker 1: This is Adele's house.
Speaker 6: Lifting from her vogue seventy whatever questions she did more
Speaker 6: than the usual amount she did like ninety something questions.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I recognize the Dele's house. I saw that
Speaker 6: just the other day.
Speaker 9: I expected more from that kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is kind of UK country though, like it's
Speaker 1: a bit sort of barney.
Speaker 6: Again. The bloody plants need water and they do. All
Speaker 6: these people are neglecting their shrubbery or.
Speaker 1: A final house.
Speaker 7: Wow, very modern, A glorious big kitchen, black cabinet tree.
Speaker 6: This is my favorite.
Speaker 1: I'd say really very modern, because.
Speaker 6: If I'm going to spend a shipload on a house,
Speaker 6: I'm not going to try and make it look modest.
Speaker 6: I'm going to make it look you know mod.
Speaker 1: I will give you a tip. It is one of
Speaker 1: the Kardashian Jennas. Now I've already had Kendle.
Speaker 6: Too much carlor for Kim, Yeah, way too much. She's
Speaker 6: got that stripped back kangye rubbish going on.
Speaker 1: It's a Jenna or it's a Kardashian's home. O, God,
Speaker 1: it's not Chloe, is it.
Speaker 6: I can just hear her in that backyard screaming out
Speaker 6: for her daughter trill because they're child True, we're your brother?
Speaker 3: False?
Speaker 1: Jenna, how you looking in?
Speaker 9: I think it's either the brother or Rob.
Speaker 1: Courtney Courtney, No, it's Chris Janner. The mother.
Speaker 6: Was way nice.
Speaker 1: She just moved out of her.
Speaker 7: Famous house that they film Keeping Up with the Kardashians,
Speaker 7: and now she lives in this ship. Anyway, all the
Speaker 7: photos up on the Instagram. Watch architect arch chretential architect.
Speaker 7: Fuck you do that, Architectural Digest.
Speaker 1: Think of me, ladies.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know that thing exists in Architectural diet Digest.
Speaker 1: It's hard guys, all right, moving.
Speaker 6: On, sure, I'm ready, But before we get into my
Speaker 6: is it just me? Sam's got a little PSA for us.
Speaker 8: Warning This contains explicit content and is recommended for mature
Speaker 8: audiences only. And yes, we're aware of the irony of
Speaker 8: us saying that, but we kind of legit mean it
Speaker 8: this time. This one's a little bit more graphic than usual.
Speaker 8: So if you've got like kids in the car or something,
Speaker 8: maybe put some headphones in or don't.
Speaker 6: Anyway, Is it just me? If you ever had a
Speaker 6: wet dream and not actually made any jizz? Yeah, a
Speaker 6: dry dream if you will, just a dream. No, you
Speaker 6: still have the climax experience, which, Jenna, I know you're
Speaker 6: not familiar with this, but wet dreams are very inconvenient.
Speaker 6: You can't control it. You have an orgasm in your
Speaker 6: sleep and then it's like, oh, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 6: wake up and clean this up. This is annoying.
Speaker 1: Well, I have to be honest, I have never had one.
Speaker 9: What Wait, I thought it was only like a teenager thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think, well, no, no, no, it happens. I
Speaker 6: think it happens more often when you're going through puberty
Speaker 6: because you know your hormones are running wild.
Speaker 9: But like they still happen, oh like not very often.
Speaker 6: And this morning, same thing, mid dream and then I
Speaker 6: went to deal with it and I was like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, nothing, Wow, it was literally nothing. And I
Speaker 6: was like, did I dream that I had a wet dream?
Speaker 6: Did it actually happen? But no, I fucking felt it.
Speaker 1: You're in a great mood this morning. I called him.
Speaker 6: He was laughing, Oh my god. That checks out, only
Speaker 6: because there was no cleanup. I've gone on record on
Speaker 6: this podcast talking about how much I despise seven. Yes,
Speaker 6: you know, I can't stand that crab, and I've said,
Speaker 6: oh god, I wish we lived in a world where
Speaker 6: people could climax without ejaculating.
Speaker 1: Well I'm living in that.
Speaker 6: World, baby, and it was amazing. I got all the fun,
Speaker 6: none of the clean up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there might be something wrong. Were you hydrated
Speaker 1: last night? Did you do it before you slept?
Speaker 6: Plenty? Because I've been sick recently, so I'm you know
Speaker 6: keeping plenty hydrated. But I thought, whilst I enjoyed the experience,
Speaker 6: maybe there is something wrong with me. Hence why I
Speaker 6: thought we should get doctor gay On.
Speaker 1: Oh genius.
Speaker 7: Yes, of course we love doctor gay He's a resident
Speaker 7: in house doctor.
Speaker 1: He's also gay. We've had one for many questions in
Speaker 1: the past.
Speaker 6: He's only me going to him with these fucked questions.
Speaker 6: Last time we had doctor gay On, I'm just gonna
Speaker 6: passy his number. Last time we had doctor gay On,
Speaker 6: it was me asking why they shaved my pubes when
Speaker 6: I was unconscious in surgery. Oh maybe he's just too
Speaker 6: polite to say fuck off, Mitchell, stop asking me these
Speaker 6: questions about your nether region. I can't believe you've never
Speaker 6: had a wet dream. That's weird. I'm going to ask
Speaker 6: doctor gay about that.
Speaker 1: Doctor Gay's being dial let's dial up.
Speaker 6: Hello, doctor Gay.
Speaker 1: Hollo, Doctor Gay long time between visits.
Speaker 4: Yes, you been well.
Speaker 6: We've been very well, in a great mood today. We've
Speaker 6: got a couple of things to run past you. Yes,
Speaker 6: my issue is that God, I'm not gonna beat around
Speaker 6: the bush. I've already told everyone, but in a nutshell
Speaker 6: had a wet dream. This morning and I woke up
Speaker 6: and there was no spoof. I there's no cleanup required.
Speaker 6: And I was like, is there something wrong with me?
Speaker 6: Because when you have an orgasm, you're meant to deposit
Speaker 6: yourself and you think so, well, that's issue number one.
Speaker 6: Jot that down, doc. Issue number two is that when
Speaker 6: I just brought this, Mitchell Cherry told me that he's
Speaker 6: never had a wet dream in his life, and so
Speaker 6: I'm just wondering if there's some sort of drought happening,
Speaker 6: you haven't either, What is normal? Sam? Yeah, back me up,
Speaker 6: shut up, doctor gay Sam, I need you to back
Speaker 6: me up right now. Yeah, I'm sorry this is so personal.
Speaker 6: But have you ever had a wet dream?
Speaker 10: I have, but they're very, very few, far in between.
Speaker 6: Yes. Yeah, but anyway, doctor go I need to get
Speaker 6: your medical insight here. Is it normal to have an
Speaker 6: orgasm without actually, you know, spoffing for want for a
Speaker 6: better phrase.
Speaker 3: It's certainly not normal, but it's not necessarily bad.
Speaker 6: I want that on my tombstone. It's not normal, but
Speaker 6: not necessarily bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's it's sometimes people can ejaculate without I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: you'll have to edit this. My dog just attacked me.
Speaker 6: No, no, I don't do any editing here leep that
Speaker 6: in your doctor approves your being. While that's fine, just rant.
Speaker 10: Ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, it's it's perfectly normal to not ejaculate sometimes.
Speaker 3: But it's what we call retrograde ejaculation.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's got a name, all the word retrograde triggering.
Speaker 1: For me, it's friends with mercury.
Speaker 6: But anyway, is that some sort of skill liken master,
Speaker 6: because I would love to just never deal with sperm
Speaker 6: in my life, but I don't want to go orgasm less.
Speaker 3: It's essentially the same mechanism that stops us from pissing
Speaker 3: ourselves while we're asleep. That kind of mechanism, a little
Speaker 3: little sphincter in your bladder that as soon as you
Speaker 3: come it closes off and stops anything from going in
Speaker 3: or out of your bladder, so you don't piss at
Speaker 3: the same you know, you want to piss inside your partner.
Speaker 3: I'm sure well that sphincter can fail and at the
Speaker 3: time you ejaculate, can just straight inside your bladder instead
Speaker 3: of out through the platter.
Speaker 7: Sphincter has failed and his piss sack is full of
Speaker 7: car Okay, I don't like that version.
Speaker 3: Of the next time your pee. Yeah, you know if
Speaker 3: I don't know if you looked at your pee this morning,
Speaker 3: but a little bit cloudy.
Speaker 6: No, I did not pay that close attention in my teacup. Now, Sam,
Speaker 6: get the camera. We're gonna know. We're not filming that
Speaker 6: cloudy Okay. But it sounds like that's something people do
Speaker 6: on purpose. But like I was dreaming, So why did
Speaker 6: that not happen? Like I didn't do that on purpose.
Speaker 3: It's just one of those things. No, it just it
Speaker 3: just happened. Sometimes it's happened to me as well, and
Speaker 3: it's one of those I've had sex and I've gone
Speaker 3: where the is it?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I wish that happened to everyone.
Speaker 3: I hate seamen, But yeah, I thought there's something wrong
Speaker 3: with me. And that's why I think I'm no more
Speaker 3: than the average person, because I panicked and researched.
Speaker 6: Oh fabulous. So it's not your medical training, it's your
Speaker 6: own experience.
Speaker 3: Oh well experience, which is mostly medical training anyway.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know why bother asking you about wet
Speaker 6: trains because you've never had one either, your dry ass? Fuck?
Speaker 3: Will you get less as you get older?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But it depends how often you're clearing the pipes, so
Speaker 3: to speak.
Speaker 1: Right, So maybe I'm just very sexually active too.
Speaker 3: Is coming all over the place that I'd say that's true.
Speaker 6: Mich already told you that I'm still at one hundred percent.
Speaker 6: I'm feeling ill.
Speaker 1: I don't know so doctor what Doctor Gay is saying
Speaker 1: that I come in leaders Oh, that's what he's saying.
Speaker 7: Bucket at your picture A kids swimming pool filled with
Speaker 7: my com is what doctor.
Speaker 1: Gay is saying.
Speaker 4: Hmm, take a dip.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm going to vomit that flash dance scene where
Speaker 7: she pulls the chain of waterfalls on her that but come.
Speaker 3: What, we're not going to keep that PG rating.
Speaker 6: You're not going to keep your medical license, bitch. I'm
Speaker 6: going to copy and past this off to the fucking
Speaker 6: medical board. This behavior is disgusting.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: And he's gone, I've just hung up on doctor Gabe.
Speaker 1: He's out.
Speaker 6: Why that was my hitcham and you tried to make
Speaker 6: me feel ill. I mean said so many times I
Speaker 6: can't stand Seaman as a concept.
Speaker 1: Look at you a concept or a reality? All right now, guys,
Speaker 1: this is very exciting. It's time to get into our
Speaker 1: brand new segment, Let's do it?
Speaker 2: Is it just Tinder tools and.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited for this. It's all thanks to Tinder.
Speaker 7: If you've got a fairy tale or a phizy you
Speaker 7: want to share, hit us up on Instagram at a
Speaker 7: couple of mitch as you mentioned it last week, Mitch.
Speaker 7: But I myself am a Tinder fairy tale.
Speaker 6: Yes, which is the I feel that I could learn
Speaker 6: a thing or two from well, not you specifically, but
Speaker 6: all the fairy tales we're going to hear from in
Speaker 6: this segment. We're doing it for a few weeks, so
Speaker 6: make sure you're slide into our dms that couple of
Speaker 6: mitches if you want to come on. But I also
Speaker 6: just kind of want to, you know, feel the fizzit's
Speaker 6: pain because I've been there. I've had a few ship dates,
Speaker 6: whether it be through Tinder or not. You know, sometimes
Speaker 6: they just don't go according to plan.
Speaker 1: Do they all go through them? We've all been there, Jenny.
Speaker 7: You've been on a couple of fizzies yourself, multiple actually,
Speaker 7: I will say two. We're after fairy tales to differentiate
Speaker 7: the two. You know, I love a sound effect. God,
Speaker 7: I thought we need to paint it out for people.
Speaker 7: We need to smell out what these means. So if
Speaker 7: you come on and you've got a fairy.
Speaker 6: Tale celebrate, you sell your one now wonderful.
Speaker 7: Waiting till the marriage of course, trip to Disney, getting
Speaker 7: down on one knee, or if you like Mitch and
Speaker 7: you have a fizzer, that's what you get.
Speaker 1: You get all fizzed out. Guys can coat now, no sugar,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Okay, should we jump in to
Speaker 1: our first? Why don't we start with a fizzer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do it all right, Kaylee, you're up first.
Speaker 1: Hello Daralan, Hi, Kaylie, thank you for coming on the show.
Speaker 6: Hello, thanks for having me anytime.
Speaker 4: Done.
Speaker 6: I believe you had a fizzer of a date.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it wasn't the burst ups for sure?
Speaker 6: What went wrong? What happened on the date?
Speaker 1: Tell us?
Speaker 11: So we matched all well and good. We spoke for
Speaker 11: I think maybe two weeks and then he's like, let's
Speaker 11: go get some ice cream. I was like, cool, pick
Speaker 11: me up. We go for a drive, we get the
Speaker 11: ice cream, sit there and he's like you really don't
Speaker 11: need that?
Speaker 12: Do you really?
Speaker 11: Okay? You're really sure you need that? Like you know,
Speaker 11: you might gain some weight to your hips. It's like,
Speaker 11: you know, you're already a bit big.
Speaker 6: Was he saying this in like a cute joking way
Speaker 6: that you might find funny. It was he being serious.
Speaker 11: I thought he was being serious. Like the first time
Speaker 11: when he was like, oh, you know, you don't really
Speaker 11: need that, I was like, oh, yeah, you know you
Speaker 11: might tie.
Speaker 1: He did this again and again and again what yeah?
Speaker 11: So I was like, you know, it's fine. And then
Speaker 11: he continued and was like, you really don't need it.
Speaker 11: So then he took my ice cream up first and
Speaker 11: was like, I'll have that. You really don't need it.
Speaker 6: So not only did he stuff his own fat face
Speaker 6: with an ice cream, but then he ate yours too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I ate mine.
Speaker 11: And then we get in the car and he's like
Speaker 11: I had such a good time, and I.
Speaker 4: Was like not me, oh, mercy, you know, you know whatever.
Speaker 11: I never saw him again and then like then and
Speaker 11: then I run into him about three months ago after
Speaker 11: I had my baby, and he looked me up and
Speaker 11: down and was like, you can tell you how the baby.
Speaker 1: Oh you dodged a bullet, Kaylee? A big was your
Speaker 1: ice cream choice? Kaylee? I mean was it a saw
Speaker 1: bay for Christ Like, that's basically water.
Speaker 11: No, we went and got I think it was like
Speaker 11: mold teaser and share.
Speaker 4: It was really nice.
Speaker 11: I didn't get to have it.
Speaker 6: How much of it did he let you finish before
Speaker 6: he devoured it himself with fat pig.
Speaker 11: I had like half a scoop like in like a star.
Speaker 1: No, that's unacceptable, half an old teaser now a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah for you, Kayley, send this his details off the
Speaker 1: year general down.
Speaker 6: All right, thank you, Kaylee, see you darling. Better luck
Speaker 6: on the next day. All right, Dean, you're up next.
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show. Let's hear about your father.
Speaker 1: Good mate.
Speaker 13: Hi, I had been with my partner, sort of split
Speaker 13: up with her some friends about eighteen months later. You're like, oh,
Speaker 13: you know you need to start settling down. Set us
Speaker 13: up on this blind day.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't trust my friends with the blind day no offense,
Speaker 6: Mitch Jenna, we'd set you up with a bear or.
Speaker 1: Something for me.
Speaker 13: So I'm like, I sort of resisted for a while
Speaker 13: and I was like, oh, yeah, okay, just to get
Speaker 13: them off my back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you wanted to get yourself out there again.
Speaker 13: So it's all set up you're going to meet at
Speaker 13: this bar, so get there. Get there on the Friday night,
Speaker 13: walk into the bar, and my ex is sitting at
Speaker 13: the bar and thinking, oh man, this is going to
Speaker 13: be so awkward. You know, I'm about to meet this
Speaker 13: new girl I've never met. So get a text message
Speaker 13: from the mate. Twice Linda goes off, Mate, you're not there,
Speaker 13: and I'm like, no, I'm here, Like she's not here,
Speaker 13: but we don't know what she looks like, Like what
Speaker 13: does she look like? You know, I've send your picture?
Speaker 13: Open up the text message and here's a picture of
Speaker 13: me x.
Speaker 6: Oh god, I'm like, you up with your ex? Had
Speaker 6: this friend of your ex never hung out with you
Speaker 6: two when you were a couple? Did you know they
Speaker 6: were friends?
Speaker 13: We didn't know them as a couple.
Speaker 6: Well, how did the day go? More important? Yeah, well
Speaker 6: the reconciliation.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was like the photo came out and like,
Speaker 13: do I just skulk out of here and not say
Speaker 13: anything and like let the poor girl feel like she's
Speaker 13: been stood up? Or do I don't say something?
Speaker 6: Well, it depends were you feeling. Were you feeling shit
Speaker 6: to get her? Did she dump you? Like you could
Speaker 6: have done a bit of revenge there leave her on rain.
Speaker 13: No, No, it was pretty amicable. So I just walked
Speaker 13: up to her. I said, Hi, how you going. She's like, oh,
Speaker 13: you're really good. And I said, you're waiting for someone,
Speaker 13: and she said, looked a bit awkwardly and she went
Speaker 13: in the air and I went, yeah, I am too,
Speaker 13: this is the girl and showed her the photo on
Speaker 13: it with her and she said, looked at me and
Speaker 13: we both just looked at each other and laughed.
Speaker 6: So, yeah, that's a physic if ever, I've heard what well,
Speaker 6: I was kind of waiting for the end of the story.
Speaker 6: I'm like, maybe it's a fairy tale, maybe they got
Speaker 6: back together. I'm assuming that's not the case. Dean.
Speaker 13: No, we did ever drink together.
Speaker 6: And what did the friends say when you eventually broke
Speaker 6: it to it? Sorry, been there, done that?
Speaker 4: Yeah she was.
Speaker 13: She was devastated. She was like ohm, so she just
Speaker 13: couldn't apologize enough. We dined out on that story some
Speaker 13: months with it.
Speaker 6: I can imagine.
Speaker 1: I doubt that has happened many times in the world.
Speaker 6: Now, So any single now, Dean, Yes, great news.
Speaker 7: Perfect, You've won a Tindergold membership. Mate, We'll send you out,
Speaker 7: get yourself a fairy tale on us.
Speaker 13: Awesome. Thanks guy.
Speaker 6: Now I'll tell you what the Tindergold membership is. So
Speaker 6: but lets you see who has already liked you before
Speaker 6: you decide to match. So you can also rewhind if
Speaker 6: you say no to anyone and change your mind later,
Speaker 6: and you'll get all the member only stuff on Tinder
Speaker 6: Passport unlimited likes. It's great, I've got it.
Speaker 1: It's been a relationship I want awesome.
Speaker 13: Hopefully I'll match with somebody who's not my.
Speaker 6: Yeah, make sure make sure price keep it. Jenner sends
Speaker 6: you out that membership, won't.
Speaker 1: You Thanks to you? No, thanks Mike God, the poor
Speaker 1: bloke that is a let's do a fairy tale. I
Speaker 1: want to. I want a good news story.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: We've gotta have a happy ending here, don't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it. Well, we've got Steph is on
Speaker 1: ready for a fairy tale?
Speaker 6: Steph, come on, You've got a good news story for us,
Speaker 6: don't you?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: It's a fairy tale fabay.
Speaker 1: My kind of person.
Speaker 6: Okay, so I already know that the person you ended
Speaker 6: up with has a beautiful name. Mitchell.
Speaker 7: That's a fairytale ending and itself ending up with someone
Speaker 7: named mich Well, I would.
Speaker 1: Have thought so too, but apparently not.
Speaker 6: But let's go back to the beginning, all right. What
Speaker 6: first caught in your eye when you saw Mitch on Tinder?
Speaker 4: Well, when I saw his profile, his photo was like
Speaker 4: a professional work kind of portfolio one.
Speaker 6: Like a lintin sort of thing, like a headshot.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then his second one, he was, oh, I
Speaker 4: think he was very drunk at a music festival. Was
Speaker 4: like a rainbow bucket.
Speaker 1: Up excepting though, of all people rainbow. That's a good si.
Speaker 6: You know what I do that too. I like to
Speaker 6: do a juxtaposing photos on Tinder. I've got me looking
Speaker 6: real cute and then me looking disgusting. I just want
Speaker 6: to be transparent, you know.
Speaker 4: True diversity. And then his third one is he has
Speaker 4: a beautiful mustache and he used to toilet like an
Speaker 4: old fashioned man in like the twenties. So that was
Speaker 4: really funny and that made me smile.
Speaker 1: So I'm falling in love with him.
Speaker 13: Then we matched fabulous, Okay, so what.
Speaker 6: Was the chat like? Once you got talking, you know,
Speaker 6: you matched, and then you would have been chatting out
Speaker 6: it again.
Speaker 4: He sent me a gift of this random nerdy guy
Speaker 4: going hello, Oh that was.
Speaker 6: His opening line. I just sent a gift. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: I'm writing g G. I s great taking notes so
Speaker 6: I can have my own fairy tale. Okay. Then what
Speaker 6: how long did you chat for before meeting up?
Speaker 4: A day? Oh?
Speaker 6: Twenty four hours?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Then what did you do? What did you do on
Speaker 1: your first date? Steph?
Speaker 4: After the day, Well, we went to Nando's and had
Speaker 4: had a chicken wrap and I was so sick of dating,
Speaker 4: and so I told him straight up, I'm going to
Speaker 4: be completely me. I'm not going to sugarcoat anything. I'm
Speaker 4: just completely mean. He's like, that's all I want. And
Speaker 4: we were there for like three hours until they were like,
Speaker 4: you need to leave.
Speaker 6: I love that you just said I'm going to be
Speaker 6: myself because that's where I go wrong. I say I'm
Speaker 6: going to be myself and they said no, thanks God
Speaker 6: it's Mitchell bisexual by any chance.
Speaker 1: So Steph, how long after meeting up did you think, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: there actually could be a future between us here.
Speaker 4: Well, after the date, he messaged me saying I had
Speaker 4: a really great time. I hope you did too, And
Speaker 4: then we met up the day after again.
Speaker 6: Wow, two days in a row.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I took him to this beautiful lookout in an
Speaker 4: area near me and he was shaking a lot, and
Speaker 4: I was like, you're okay. He's like, I just want
Speaker 4: to do something and he kissed me.
Speaker 6: Til And we're only two days into the relationship and
Speaker 6: it's already a fairy tale. How long have you been together?
Speaker 4: Now it's three years? This Saturday, Oh my god.
Speaker 7: You're getting another life has that was really quick? Nando's
Speaker 7: chicken sauce on your cheek?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And then we went on a little trip to Brisbone
Speaker 4: and we had a like a three day weekend. And
Speaker 4: then after four months of dating, I moved in with him.
Speaker 1: Wow, my god, it's meant to be.
Speaker 6: Is that like, because I've never been in a relationship
Speaker 6: quite famously? Is that normal? Or is that like quite
Speaker 6: soon to move in after four months? That is very
Speaker 6: very very okay. Okay, But it went well, and.
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, I mean we're engaged now.
Speaker 5: Me too.
Speaker 6: I'm happy for you that I'm saaving.
Speaker 4: That we've never had a fight, so here's the one.
Speaker 1: Now you're rubbing it in. Get her off.
Speaker 6: I found no fun I take it back.
Speaker 1: The grand staff. We're really happy for you. I'm glad
Speaker 1: Tinder worked out.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you. So I'm glad that it helps us too,
Speaker 4: because I found.
Speaker 6: My men with the best name in the world.
Speaker 1: You can pull off a hand and chicken here, we
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 6: When's the wedding.
Speaker 4: It's a year from this weekend.
Speaker 6: Okay, the next November. Yeah, okay, well I'll have the chicken.
Speaker 6: Is there any diet requirements here, because we're all coming off,
Speaker 6: I'll get the chicken and the beef, So two plates
Speaker 6: for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can fight to who can be empty.
Speaker 1: Jenna kicking bat. Thanks your superstar. If you have a
Speaker 1: Tinder fairy Tale officer, hit us up and you want
Speaker 1: to share it a couple of mitches on Instagram. We
Speaker 1: will get you on the air and we will get
Speaker 1: you at Tinder Gold membership too.
Speaker 6: Yeah. God, I've got a can write some more notes.
Speaker 6: I really need some people to come through with advice
Speaker 6: on this segment. We're doing it for a couple of weeks,
Speaker 6: so yeah, yeah, helper bitch out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we want all different kinds and the gushy ones
Speaker 1: are good.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 1: Steph's really rubbing it in. If you can top Steph
Speaker 1: hit us up because we'd love to have you on
Speaker 1: the shirt?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 7: Okay, so every week we like to hear and is
Speaker 7: it just me? From a listener we call them, Is
Speaker 7: it just you? It's your time to get something off
Speaker 7: your chest? Who'll we got today?
Speaker 1: Today we have Milania who has sent me inge imen.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or do young people put too much pressure on themselves
Speaker 6: and feel they need to accomplish everything by twenty five?
Speaker 1: Woll loaded question.
Speaker 6: Oh that's heavy. Yes, long answers to what actually I
Speaker 6: would say?
Speaker 7: So, yeah, I agree, And you know what, it's weird
Speaker 7: because I've recently turned twenty six. Met you're at twenty
Speaker 7: five now. Jenne's three thousand, eternal and perpetually alive. But
Speaker 7: I had the twenty five dread, which is nothing. I'm
Speaker 7: sure when I'm fifty I will look back at twenty
Speaker 7: five and think grow the fucker.
Speaker 5: Oh you will?
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, yeah, I'm sure I will. But I turned
Speaker 1: twenty six and I thought, shit, I'm technically old in
Speaker 1: the scheme of things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't have the twenty five year itch or
Speaker 6: whatever you called it because I realized quite early on
Speaker 6: that I was rushing to grow up, like I was
Speaker 6: trying to do it, like when I was eighteen or nineteen.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm such an adult. But as Miley
Speaker 6: Cyrus once said in song, I feel so much younger now.
Speaker 6: And I've had so many people come in this very
Speaker 6: studio when we ask them to give advice to their
Speaker 6: younger selves, say, don't do a five year plan, don't
Speaker 6: you know, stick to this one road that you set
Speaker 6: for yourself, just like go with the flow, which is
Speaker 6: where I'm at, because I think I've said before my
Speaker 6: goal was to work for Kyl and Jackie O by
Speaker 6: the time I was twenty five, and then I got
Speaker 6: the job at twenty one, and I was like, oh shit. So,
Speaker 6: like Lannie said, I was in a rush. I literally
Speaker 6: got there earlier than I was meant to. And now
Speaker 6: I'm at twenty five just doing nothing completely as much
Speaker 6: nothing as I can.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And when you set yourself goals like that and you
Speaker 7: hit them, trust me, it isn't as amazing as you
Speaker 7: think it's going to be.
Speaker 6: Oh it is, so you have, but then obviously the
Speaker 6: reality dawns on you that every job has its shit elements.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not even that.
Speaker 7: Like I remember my goal before I was twenty five
Speaker 7: was to be on TV, and then you get there
Speaker 7: and you do it and you're like, Noah, what's the
Speaker 7: next goal?
Speaker 1: And I haven't even celebrated the first exactly, and it's like, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: And that's maybe that's just me great funny that, but
Speaker 1: I'm always looking on the horizon. I think that's a
Speaker 1: really bad trade to have. And I think a really
Speaker 1: great way to ground yourself is just live in the
Speaker 1: moment and live today.
Speaker 6: I think the best thing I ever did was move
Speaker 6: into an apartment with a view of Sydney because it's
Speaker 6: a perfect spot to go to and be like, oh,
Speaker 6: this is all I wanted when I lived in Vogan Gates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and here I am.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So yes, I'm less in a rush, as Milani has said,
Speaker 6: as I used to be, and it's good. It's good.
Speaker 6: I think I was manic for many years. Actually, you
Speaker 6: think when I had that what did I call it?
Speaker 6: The psychiatric reasons haven't actually been the same. Since you've
Speaker 6: been better, I guess it's changed you. Yeah, like I
Speaker 6: think i've At first, I was like, why am I
Speaker 6: in slow motion all the time? But then I realized,
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's what I was meant to be before.
Speaker 1: That's normal up until.
Speaker 6: That anxious snap break. Yep, I was just I think
Speaker 6: I was literally manic for years because I was just
Speaker 6: like white blake, blake, cluck blok. Yeah, there's many things
Speaker 6: done in a day. Now, I'm like Jenner, pass me
Speaker 6: that tissue, would you tell me?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Not fucking getting up.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 7: You've definitely mellowed out, especially on this show, and this
Speaker 7: show is a perfect example of it. We are looser,
Speaker 7: then you're bladder full of cup.
Speaker 6: I think you're fine.
Speaker 1: It's bursting at the scene. Does not lose at all.
Speaker 7: It's fucking If you have an insager as you and
Speaker 7: you want to get it on the show, hit us up.
Speaker 7: A couple of mitches, slide into our DMS. That is
Speaker 7: also where you can contact us.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, I missed the coff meat button there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the middle of doing a cell Yeah, a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches there you go. Now all right, thank you, Blania.
Speaker 1: This is this is very exciting, Mitch, because it's now
Speaker 1: time to hear how our very own price keeper Jenna
Speaker 1: went interviewing Jessica maw Boy. Mid sure this will come
Speaker 1: as a surprise to you. You haven't heard any of
Speaker 1: this audio.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm very keen to hear how this Jessica Malboy
Speaker 6: interview went. Because I was sick the other day, Jenna
Speaker 6: had to step up and interview Jessica Malboy alongside you. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so did she fill my shoes?
Speaker 1: Well, well, she didn't really step up. She sort of
Speaker 1: slid in.
Speaker 7: We were in another studio and it was a simple
Speaker 7: webcam and I was front and center and Jenna just
Speaker 7: like sat awkwardly next to me the whole time.
Speaker 1: He told me to sit there, Well, are you gonna
Speaker 1: sit on my shoulders?
Speaker 9: Well, if you asked here.
Speaker 1: Jenny's very obedient. It felt different without having you there.
Speaker 1: But Jenna didn't do badly.
Speaker 9: You know, I think you'll be impressed.
Speaker 1: We have the audio. It definitely gets worse.
Speaker 6: Don't tell me that.
Speaker 7: I've spoken to jess hundreds of times, so we have
Speaker 7: a relationship. But then throwing Jenna in the mix definitely
Speaker 7: through her.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, Okay, maybe we should have given Jenna the
Speaker 6: interview solo. Two powerful women come together a one on
Speaker 6: one interview. Jenna and Jet's mail boy, next time write.
Speaker 7: That down this morning was you know, I think for
Speaker 7: you this is great practice for your feel in show
Speaker 7: Jenny that you're doing in December, because you know we interview.
Speaker 1: Guests all the time. You'll have to do it on
Speaker 1: your own in December.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right when when we're having a little podcast
Speaker 6: Christmas break, Jenn's sold your on by yourself.
Speaker 1: I will Jenny Fling all right. So it started off
Speaker 1: pretty stock standard.
Speaker 7: I was doing my thing. I was talking to Jess
Speaker 7: about her new single Glow, of her upcoming album. She's
Speaker 7: touring in the new year. It's a lot happening for
Speaker 7: Jess Malboy, so it was very stock standard to begin.
Speaker 1: Hello, hello baby, just let me glow. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: can you hear Jenny Hi?
Speaker 12: Hey, Hello Jenna.
Speaker 1: Hi Jenna. Are you a fan of Justice music?
Speaker 9: I'm a big fan. I love you.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 1: You are glowing. It's almost like there's no there's an
Speaker 1: about you in radiance. And I'm looking at a computer screen,
Speaker 1: so that's hard to get across with the pixels, but
Speaker 1: you are gorgeous and I can hear it in glow. Jess.
Speaker 1: It's almost like we've seen you grow from the start
Speaker 1: of your career. We've heard every song in the library
Speaker 1: that is Jess Malboy. But it's funny when you hear Glow,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my, this is a Jess Malboy song.
Speaker 1: Even though it's so different to what you've put out
Speaker 1: in the past, you must be happy that that's the
Speaker 1: reception you're getting.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: No, I'm literally like, I don't know if that's appropriate
Speaker 12: to say, but I'm just like literally giving myself.
Speaker 6: A hug, like you can say that, yeah, yeah, yourself,
Speaker 6: you know, you know, like just to.
Speaker 12: Say thank you to myself for really trusting those instincts,
Speaker 12: because I've always just imagined if I did really infused
Speaker 12: a bit of the genre of disco, yeah, really went
Speaker 12: hard with R and B soul, what would that sound like.
Speaker 14: But I'm so proud of this song.
Speaker 1: Oh that is beautiful. Yeah about Glow?
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh right, you're just playing me some of the highlights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that.
Speaker 6: I was like, Jenna hasn't spoken no no.
Speaker 14: No, no no no.
Speaker 1: So Jenna talks a little bit in this next.
Speaker 6: Quickay, so you've done all the housekeeping you've plugged this
Speaker 6: year that she's there to plug great Mitch doing his thing.
Speaker 1: Now we can move on and this is where we
Speaker 1: get our first feature of Jenna take a listen. We
Speaker 1: have a lot of lot of young listeners that listen
Speaker 1: to our podcast in the show, and you are such
Speaker 1: a success from such a young age. Do you have
Speaker 1: any advice for young creatives or anyone in the workforce
Speaker 1: just thinking we got our years ahead of us. Anything
Speaker 1: that really helped you get through your career that could
Speaker 1: help them now, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 12: I just think for me, one of my greatest opportunities
Speaker 12: was like when I got my first paycheck in music,
Speaker 12: I used to invest in property and it was like
Speaker 12: my first kind of apart they'd ever bought. And that
Speaker 12: was basically home away from home from Darwin because I
Speaker 12: was community hitting all the time to Sydney. Yeah, I
Speaker 12: was literally about sixteen years old.
Speaker 14: So yeah, it was definitely a space for me that
Speaker 14: I had no year about it and I just started
Speaker 14: to kind of learn and educate myself in it. And
Speaker 14: you know, music doesn't make a lot of money, so
Speaker 14: you know you have to kind of look at, you know, various.
Speaker 1: Other different kind of side projects.
Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of help you along the way.
Speaker 14: Yes, So different projects along the way. But yeah, I
Speaker 14: kind of started really young and kind of grew into
Speaker 14: it and jumped in the deepen and just yeah, started
Speaker 14: to take money from it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Good advice, amazing good advice.
Speaker 6: That's like, when is Jenna going to talk?
Speaker 1: Jenna? You did well there. That took a lot of
Speaker 1: guts for you.
Speaker 6: And now listen, if I'd been there, I would have
Speaker 6: pulled her up on that question because it made no sense.
Speaker 6: She said, when I got my first paycheck in music,
Speaker 6: I bought a fucking apartment. Then she goes on to
Speaker 6: say music doesn't make you a lot of money, so
Speaker 6: you've got to do other projects. What fucking projects? Are
Speaker 6: you making pots and selling them at markets?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: Are you knitting?
Speaker 12: Tea?
Speaker 1: Coding?
Speaker 8: What you doing?
Speaker 6: How did you afford a freaking apartment in Sydney?
Speaker 1: Dallan? I love that. I'm like, what advice you? And
Speaker 1: she said I bought a house.
Speaker 9: That was big advice at sixteen.
Speaker 1: At sixteen, anyway, you know it's different.
Speaker 6: Foreveryone do, Jenna. Because I'm sensing that it was tricky
Speaker 6: to get a word in whenever we've got an interview,
Speaker 6: because Mitch is obviously used to interviewing people by himself,
Speaker 6: and so he probably forgets on there. Sometimes when we
Speaker 6: do stuff at the podcast, I just give him this
Speaker 6: little look you I do a little raise of the eyebrows,
Speaker 6: which tells him I got something to say. Shut your
Speaker 6: mouth for a bit it So you just got to
Speaker 6: do that next time if you want to get a
Speaker 6: word in, or if you want to be really obviously
Speaker 6: waving his face nothing to say, I will say.
Speaker 1: This is where I let Jenna have the floor. Okay,
Speaker 1: And we ask our guests one very very famous question
Speaker 1: every time we talk to them.
Speaker 6: The drugs and Dick question that I always asked.
Speaker 1: And I thought, you know what, I will let Jenna
Speaker 1: handle this.
Speaker 6: Jenna asked the drugs and Dick questions. Sure, girl, girl
Speaker 6: filling my.
Speaker 1: Shoes now, boy, here is the audio Jenna Jess one
Speaker 1: on one.
Speaker 9: So what would you consider better than.
Speaker 1: Jenny?
Speaker 5: I have to say it, sorry, Well you consider better
Speaker 5: than drugs and dick. So, for instance, Angela Bishop said,
Speaker 5: a water bed.
Speaker 12: Absolutely, I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: I mean, like.
Speaker 12: I love, I absolutely love like sitting in a garden,
Speaker 12: like with the sun out, the sun shining, I'm getting
Speaker 12: vitamin D. But I'm also like you know, being a
Speaker 12: little bit earthy, and I'm sitting like in the garden
Speaker 12: on the grass.
Speaker 4: That is like that is.
Speaker 12: When your feet just sink into the grass and like
Speaker 12: you go, the grass goes between your toes.
Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, yo, that is the that's the feeling.
Speaker 1: Jenna's very easily sunburned, so she's probably not she burns.
Speaker 1: She crisps so easily.
Speaker 6: Sunscreen, subscreen.
Speaker 1: And I'm even even at a ratchet. No, maybe not
Speaker 1: a rash shirt in the park, Jess, that'll ruin it.
Speaker 12: Well, why not one of those like sombreros.
Speaker 9: You know you did that exactly. How do I feel
Speaker 9: about rash shirts? What a rash shirt?
Speaker 4: A rash shirt? Do you know?
Speaker 9: Like what you go swimming with? You know, like what surfers?
Speaker 9: When is sun protection?
Speaker 1: No thoughts on from jest. Boy, I'm really glad we
Speaker 1: brought you in. Jenna.
Speaker 11: No, I've never tried one, so like I wouldn't, but
Speaker 11: you know what, you give me a thought.
Speaker 13: I'm going to go and experience one of those things.
Speaker 1: There'll be glow rash shirts in December. Just you wait
Speaker 1: by one. I will be by all right, Jess. We
Speaker 1: love you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: For being here.
Speaker 1: Glow is out everywhere now, guys. It is such a
Speaker 1: sensational song. It's a new era for you. We are
Speaker 1: so excited. And the tour happening next year, The Boss
Speaker 1: Lady Tour, which is the best tour name I think
Speaker 1: I've heard in a long time, is kicking off in
Speaker 1: March in Canberra next year. It's going all around Australia
Speaker 1: from March to April. You can get tickets go is
Speaker 1: it just mailboy dot com maybe or just as Instagram.
Speaker 13: You can.
Speaker 1: You'll find the tickets and we'll talk to you soon, Okay,
Speaker 1: hopefully very soon.
Speaker 12: Yes, big Love, gimage, Big Love and Jenna to love
Speaker 12: Me Forget.
Speaker 9: It was unforgettable.
Speaker 1: That's so good to Jenna. I did so well.
Speaker 6: I mean she said that it was unforgettable. Yes, I
Speaker 6: don't know if that's a compliment. It was unforgettable. War
Speaker 6: it's not necessarily a good thing if yeah, but my
Speaker 6: extent yea.
Speaker 9: My experience in history debating sometimes.
Speaker 1: War, jenna't, I've interviewed many people. That's the longest pause
Speaker 1: I've ever experienced. Do you ask jes Malboy if she
Speaker 1: liked rash shirts?
Speaker 9: I bet she'd never been asked that before.
Speaker 6: Banging on about rash shirts wanting us to do it's merged.
Speaker 6: We've made it very clear it's not happening. You can't
Speaker 6: then try and get Jess Malboy on your side. Night's dry.
Speaker 6: She's never even heard of them.
Speaker 9: She said she'll have to try one.
Speaker 1: It's Jess Malboy. She's not going to say no to
Speaker 1: your face.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, she's too nice. She's got a brand to
Speaker 6: uphold me. On the other hand, I've got no nice
Speaker 6: it is to keep up. So I thought that was
Speaker 6: shocking that interview. And I'm the one hosting the show,
Speaker 6: so our poor listeners there's probably that probably caused road accidents,
Speaker 6: like people have been killed listening to that.
Speaker 1: So the first interview, I think you did very well.
Speaker 9: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: She's fine.
Speaker 6: I reckon, You've got to let her do one by
Speaker 6: herself next time.
Speaker 1: You know what, I will use my little black book,
Speaker 1: my guest book and capabilities, and I will book you
Speaker 1: a guest for let's say your second or third Feeling show.
Speaker 1: We won't start with a guest, okay, but we will
Speaker 1: get there and I will see how you go one
Speaker 1: on one without anyone in the room.
Speaker 9: Okay, deal, I'm in.
Speaker 1: Just don't ask about rash shirts.
Speaker 9: You can't control what I am.
Speaker 1: True, all right, the ratings will dictate how that show.
Speaker 6: Good rating, rouble. Well Donejon, and thank you for being
Speaker 6: good sport jests. Now boy, I'm sorry. We'll meet next time.
Speaker 1: Thank you for We do love her. A single Glow
Speaker 1: is out now, and it really is good. You've heard it,
Speaker 1: Mitch and genermen, I love it.
Speaker 6: We love it. No, actually, they sent me an advanced
Speaker 6: copy in preparation for the interview. I didn't do. And
Speaker 6: you know, when you like listen to these things that
Speaker 6: people send you and you think I'm gonna have to
Speaker 6: be nice and like pity them. You're probably good at that.
Speaker 6: I'm not. But when I heard it, I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: this is actually fantastic. I don't have to feign some
Speaker 6: sort of enthusiasm. I really like it. Put it on again, glo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And like you said, Mitch, it is different from
Speaker 6: her usual stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, she signed to a new music label, which is
Speaker 1: very interesting.
Speaker 6: They told me not to ask about the record label switch.
Speaker 6: You didn't bring that up, did you?
Speaker 1: That was my first question?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Shit, I just said you've had big changes include the
Speaker 1: music label. Right, we go way back. I can break
Speaker 1: the rules.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I probably should have forwarded you that email.
Speaker 6: Maybe get any email?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. Well done. Jenna very impressed and.
Speaker 6: Kids service before she spoke to Jet's mailboy. Because I
Speaker 6: didn't even think about it, we just kind of threw
Speaker 6: her in the deep end. I was like, guys, I'm sick.
Speaker 6: I can't come in. I was literally waiting for a
Speaker 6: COVID test result. I thought I was infected at puffed Off.
Speaker 6: I probably was, but not with COVID. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: all clear. Thank god, Jenna has to step up with you.
Speaker 1: Nervous Well, there was nothing more than the usual amount
Speaker 1: of shivering and shape. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 9: I found the the room was very cold.
Speaker 1: The studio was cold.
Speaker 6: In a second, Where the fuck did you recall that?
Speaker 6: It sounded like you're in a fish tank.
Speaker 1: We use Kiss Studio to the workday studio. We don't
Speaker 1: have our special, fancy expensive mine. Yeah.
Speaker 6: The audio was no good compared to heat.
Speaker 1: No, it was terrible. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, Jesse, thank you
Speaker 1: for coming on. If you want to come on our show,
Speaker 1: you can hit us up.
Speaker 7: A couple of mitches we are doing Tinder Fairytale and
Speaker 7: phizzis again next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks to Tinder a big thing. Get to Tinder
Speaker 1: as well. Yes, of course the help this episode.
Speaker 6: And also when need it is you if you want
Speaker 6: to get something off your chest. I want to hear
Speaker 6: from you at a couple of mitches. Jenna's currently mining
Speaker 6: the Instagram at her price, keep it you get left
Speaker 6: on red, that's her fault.
Speaker 1: Maybe you also don't ejaculate when you get We want
Speaker 1: to hear from you. Wouldn't that be a great is
Speaker 1: it to sue? If someone says it too, I come
Speaker 1: into my bladder.
Speaker 6: If we get flattered with messages saying I don't have
Speaker 6: wet dreams either, I'll be furious because they're extremely normal.
Speaker 6: And you and doctor Gay try to make me feel.
Speaker 1: Like an aligen. Well, it's real and it exists, and
Speaker 1: it's in your bladder.
Speaker 6: I'm just hoping that every time I is hereafter, I'm
Speaker 6: hoping something actually is wrong with me and I just
Speaker 6: never do it again. That'd be great, And it's just
Speaker 6: all in your bladder. Yeah, I don't mind it being there.
Speaker 6: At least I don't have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: But do girls actually do it when they because they
Speaker 1: do it all internally, right Jenny, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Here, I am over sharing. If you have a squirt
Speaker 6: to Jenner, No, yeah, that makes you uncomfortable because.
Speaker 1: Jenna' is like our sister.
Speaker 14: Does it?
Speaker 1: Does stuff spray out?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So you poor Mitchell, you're meant to be a woman.
Speaker 6: I think you'll find women can get very damp down
Speaker 6: there as well. Samuel backed me up.
Speaker 1: I can't confirm there you go, I've been down.
Speaker 6: There, But what I'm hearing is that Sam and I
Speaker 6: get a bit soggy in our love making, and these
Speaker 6: two drier than a nun's puss.
Speaker 1: Incorrect, that's not you know what's funny when you said it.
Speaker 1: I don't think Hayden's I don't think I've ever woken
Speaker 1: up to Hayden's because we're two men. I don't think
Speaker 1: there's been a mess in the bed from him.
Speaker 6: They don't mess in your bed.
Speaker 1: Well, he doesn't sleep with any clothes on, so will
Speaker 1: oh my apologies, he'd get my bed thread linen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he did just shoot all over the bed.
Speaker 6: You're a heavy sleeper, unintended, so he could easily just
Speaker 6: get up and go get a Chuck's cloth and just
Speaker 6: get rid of the evidence so that you don't worry
Speaker 6: like you're a paranoid type. He'd be like, if Mitch
Speaker 6: ses I've had a wet dream, he'll take it personally.
Speaker 6: I've got to dispose of this that could have happened.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Well, although when we moved, I was moving the bedside
Speaker 1: table and there was a used tissue and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's not this. I think he came in it.
Speaker 6: Well, fair enough, you leave him at home on his
Speaker 6: own for hours on.
Speaker 1: End mocking it. But I picked it up where this
Speaker 1: is probably dusty. No, it's full of dry cru Oh gosh.
Speaker 6: Anyway, before we get out of here, I just want
Speaker 6: to mention that don't forget my live shows and Sydney
Speaker 6: coming up.
Speaker 1: Yay, you're joking live.
Speaker 6: No, it's a can you stay? I had a meeting
Speaker 6: about it today and I said to them, are you
Speaker 6: happy with the amount of ticket sales we've made so far?
Speaker 6: Because like I would be thrilled just to get one,
Speaker 6: but like there's still plenty left to be sold. And
Speaker 6: they're like, oh no, this is normal. What happens with
Speaker 6: these things, especially after lockdowns, is the week before that's
Speaker 6: when people will start buying them. There'd be people wanting them,
Speaker 6: but then they won't. They'll put it off and leave
Speaker 6: it till right before. So if you want to come
Speaker 6: getting before the rush, because all the lazy bitches out
Speaker 6: there are going to get them last minute.
Speaker 7: Get tickets to Mitch's shows and dms. If you want
Speaker 7: to get on our show. Lots of shows happening.
Speaker 1: Everyone too much, too many.
Speaker 7: We're going to get out of here. We'll see you
Speaker 7: next week for episode ninety two. Thanks for listening, don't
Speaker 7: forget leave us a review foves us.
Speaker 6: Yes, if you run Apple podcasts, we'll catch you next week.
Speaker 9: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Sure, you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 6: Welcome to add Brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 6: the end. We call it add Brief because this is
Speaker 6: where we just kind of follow our ADHD trainers. You thought, Darling.
Speaker 6: It goes all sorts of weird fucking places, which is
Speaker 6: why we keep it a secret. Yeah, I mean you
Speaker 6: hopefully most people aren't.
Speaker 1: He hapy. This got come in your bladder and it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 6: God, I really just don't want that to become a thing.
Speaker 1: That's the next. Oh, it's Joel crazy. Can't wait for
Speaker 1: your live shows at Mitchell Coombs. Thanks Joel, one comedian
Speaker 1: to another. Then he forgot good luck. He chopped it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, got chat out of characters character limit on Twitter.
Speaker 1: That's nice from Joel show.
Speaker 6: Kitty stop it?
Speaker 9: Oh, I love Kitty.
Speaker 1: Kitty says you're joking because she knows that she catchphrase.
Speaker 6: I loved Kitty Flanagan growing up. She used to do
Speaker 6: and this is the most like old school thing ever,
Speaker 6: remember the concept of like appointment viewing, like you'd tune
Speaker 6: in at a certain time on a certain day to
Speaker 6: watch a certain thing. I would literally turn on the
Speaker 6: project every Tuesday night, not from the start. I'd wait
Speaker 6: until like the last fifty minutes because she always did
Speaker 6: a little slot. What did she do basically stand up
Speaker 6: on camera. And this was back in the days when
Speaker 6: the project had a live audience, and it was so good.
Speaker 6: I loved Kitty's little segments. She was just when they ended.
Speaker 1: Finally a comedian with better hair than mine.
Speaker 6: I went, I'm pretty sure I have a photo with
Speaker 6: Kitty Flanagan as a little little kid. Yeah, me and
Speaker 6: a couple of friends went and saw her in orange
Speaker 6: and she was she was the ambassador for the charity
Speaker 6: was called like Delta. It was something to do with dogs,
Speaker 6: maybe seeing eye dogs. And to get a stealthie with her,
Speaker 6: you had to pop a coin in for Delta.
Speaker 9: Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 6: And I was like, fuck me, who's got a coin?
Speaker 6: I want to photo with kindy fan again?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeahs do you have it? I'm looking. I'm looking
Speaker 6: while you look for that.
Speaker 1: I came across a photo of myself and Koshih and
Speaker 1: Samantha Doyle. Is it a name Simanth Doyle?
Speaker 6: That's the hybrid of his two mistresses, Samantha to Melissa Doyle.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Melissa Doyle.
Speaker 7: When I went to see Joel, I can't speak Jesse
Speaker 7: McCartney at Sunrise Oh I on earth?
Speaker 6: Did you go and see Jesse McCartney from the Sunrise window.
Speaker 1: Because my mom and my sisters wanted to go.
Speaker 7: But someone can backdate it because it was the same
Speaker 7: day the last Lemony Snicket book came out, because like
Speaker 7: Goshi gave me one.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah we've heard that.
Speaker 13: Sorry.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you weren't there for that reason because you
Speaker 6: told us he was there to get the Lemony Snicket book.
Speaker 6: And I was like, I wouldn't have picked you for
Speaker 6: the nerd library type. That's gonna go get a fucking book. No,
Speaker 6: I believe I knew that that was happening. So that's
Speaker 6: what sort of got me out of bed. But there
Speaker 6: was a Jesse McCartney hybrid. It was the same day
Speaker 6: Beautiful Soul was.
Speaker 1: The hit song.
Speaker 6: Well I wouldn't get out of bed for either, but
Speaker 6: that at least makes sense that you were there to
Speaker 6: see a live performance. Yes, yes, yes, I wonder if
Speaker 6: Sunrise can even do those anymore. You know how they
Speaker 6: always used to have the Plaza performances.
Speaker 1: Yeah they did. Yeah, have you found your kitty photo?
Speaker 6: Found it?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 6: So if anyone's curious enough you scroll back on my
Speaker 6: Instagram to October twenty thirteen. It's a collage.
Speaker 1: Oh sh oh my god, you look baby Mitch. I
Speaker 1: can't get over you. As a child, you look nothing
Speaker 1: like you do now.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, it happens your age, you have you look
Speaker 6: more like.
Speaker 1: Kitty there than you do yourself. What like Kitty there
Speaker 1: looks like you?
Speaker 6: Now looks like me with my twenty five year old self. God,
Speaker 6: I didn't realize how short she is too. She's tied.
Speaker 1: She'd be ba teet. Kinty Flanagan used to go on
Speaker 1: Roverlive all the time, and Kitty Flanagan did and carry big.
Speaker 1: That's where she got her stuff. Oh she was on Rove.
Speaker 1: She got the funny news.
Speaker 6: Oh there's some funny shit on YouTube of that. I
Speaker 6: never watched Rove in my life, but I did look
Speaker 6: at the carry she did, like those parody news reports.
Speaker 1: I love me some carry bit more on Rove. Peter
Speaker 1: Helly was on there too. Hamish Andy got their break
Speaker 1: on Rove.
Speaker 6: It feels like I missed out.
Speaker 1: Hamishit Rove was a great that was appointment viewing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was live.
Speaker 1: That was like the last live live show. And then
Speaker 1: he left and went to try to make it in America.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Rove Live LA?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: I remember, I never watched it.
Speaker 1: Shocking. I'm gonna have to get it up.
Speaker 8: God.
Speaker 6: There's been quite a few Australian celebrities try and make
Speaker 6: it in l A and then just come crawling back,
Speaker 6: like del To Gudrum Rove Live, Mitchell Chury, he just
Speaker 6: came right on back.
Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to couldn't fit on the Harry Potter right.
Speaker 6: He's like, fuck this, I'm never gonna make it.
Speaker 1: Hagrid's Escape.
Speaker 7: I couldn't even get on to escape and you left
Speaker 7: your wand I left my wand there I got picked
Speaker 7: the beak of a huffle puff picked me.
Speaker 1: On what buck beak? Buck beak?
Speaker 6: We've been over this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go. This is life. Look at the intro.
Speaker 1: I'll pop it up for you. It's very sad because
Speaker 1: it's almost.
Speaker 6: Like, sorry, I'm still unwell, you're poor bastard.
Speaker 1: It's the intro is it's got Rove Wood, like his
Speaker 1: name in the Hollywood sign.
Speaker 6: That's what.
Speaker 1: They really went all out for him, and it didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't Land. He got canceled after about four episodes.
Speaker 1: I think getting it up well.
Speaker 6: I mean, why would that stick kind of land in
Speaker 6: l A like just do your thing in Australia and.
Speaker 1: Well, Rebel Wilson's the Oh, for goodness god.
Speaker 6: You're making this look so difficult.
Speaker 1: Here we are Boxtel La yeah, Box eight.
Speaker 7: No one knows who used it for Emmy Award winning
Speaker 7: super Stuff Big Big Do you know what the bank?
Speaker 1: Very Jim Parsons Chris Hard.
Speaker 6: Try to tell me this show with ship.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if they're already on the couch, he doesn't welcome
Speaker 7: the men he's entering the stage.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, how different is that to
Speaker 6: the Australian version.
Speaker 9: So they're on the couch and he comes in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, already there. It's very Graham Norton esque.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: Let's listen to some of his jokes. Don't forget for
Speaker 1: an American audience now.
Speaker 15: And I we've got some competition winners who have been
Speaker 15: in town. They're doing the tourist thing, and I've noticed
Speaker 15: the like as most people as tourists in this in
Speaker 15: this city. One of the first things you do when
Speaker 15: you arrive in Los Angeles, apart from gork in, wonder
Speaker 15: at the many mummified corpses, power walking down the street
Speaker 15: and a much younger woman's tracksuit.
Speaker 9: I just can't, I can't do anything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like he's a good TV presenter, but
Speaker 6: I can't recall the time that he's actually made me laugh. Yeah,
Speaker 6: didn't he try and bring.
Speaker 1: Back Yeah Rove Live.
Speaker 6: He did a reboot in Australia and I think they
Speaker 6: did one episode and the guests was you will Mate
Speaker 6: Jess Malboy and then they acted it because it was
Speaker 6: just like not the same, they did.
Speaker 1: Too, So it was Saturday night Rove. Oh, that's it
Speaker 1: for pilot week. They did one episode, then it got
Speaker 1: bought for a series, and then they did another episode,
Speaker 1: maybe three all up. Then it was canned.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, okay, that was bad.
Speaker 1: Here, this is Saturday night.
Speaker 6: Do we need to watch it all and we're going
Speaker 6: to take our word for it.
Speaker 1: Just give it a watch.
Speaker 6: What's he doing now? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Writing children's books, is he? Yeah? He writes kids books.
Speaker 6: Fuck a lot of people do that, don't they.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I wonder how much cash there is in it?
Speaker 1: Actually should be wring Tendy Henashy. She writes a new
Speaker 1: book every fucking day, your book, Stevie and I.
Speaker 6: She was meant to come on the podcast to promote
Speaker 6: her new kid's book, but scheduling clash. It's never happened.
Speaker 6: Maybe we should disinvite her in and say, hey, just
Speaker 6: so you're across at Tanya, we're inviting you in purely
Speaker 6: to ask you how much cash you're getting from these
Speaker 6: fucking books. Yeah, don't tell us what the story is,
Speaker 6: don't tell us about the characters and the development and
Speaker 6: what the creativity means for you.
Speaker 7: Know, about the dots, solar figures. Don't even say hello,
Speaker 7: We'll go high tenure. How are you give us a number?
Speaker 6: Well, we'll do what Rove did. She's already sitting here,
Speaker 6: and then we walk in the room and go, welcome
Speaker 6: to the show. How much money do you make? Bitch?
Speaker 6: Don't even say hello.
Speaker 1: It'd be a lot of money.
Speaker 6: I can't think of anything anyone, but there have been
Speaker 6: a few that I've heard of that do kids books now,
Speaker 6: and fair Enough and Lee. There must be a market
Speaker 6: for it. I don't have kids, but like, maybe I'd
Speaker 6: buy Hate Mission and his kid's book for my niece
Speaker 6: and nephew because I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 1: I guess you would. Jimmy found in the US is
Speaker 1: a couple of months too.
Speaker 6: It must just be Yeah, who's someone really unlikely to
Speaker 6: write a kid's book?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't want my child reading Harvey Weinstein's good.
Speaker 6: Night Yeah Rol Paris if he suddenly put out the kids, Yeah,
Speaker 6: there we go.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the wast Book by Cardinal Pell My friends.
Speaker 6: That's horrid.
Speaker 1: That shock had discuss them fucking show. Today's ba put
Speaker 1: in the work. It's a long show to show, big show.
Speaker 7: Not many left for the rest of the year. Jenna, Yeah,
Speaker 7: I know, I know if you're feeling show. Did you
Speaker 7: have good feedback after the anouncement last week?
Speaker 9: Well, I very much so, Amanda Keller wrote back, unreal,
Speaker 9: she did not.
Speaker 1: She did to what your Instagram post? Yeah, get out?
Speaker 1: Does she follow you?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Does she realize that you also upload her podcast that
Speaker 6: if you wanted to, you could just host stones in
Speaker 6: Amanda's podcast over summer? No, she just uploads our episodes
Speaker 6: to their feet. I could, I could if we keep
Speaker 6: a generic just say hi, it's the Jenna Show. Feeling
Speaker 6: in over summer. Don't mention who you're feeling in for.
Speaker 6: Upload it to the whole fucking network.
Speaker 9: May as well. Three pm pick up, like.
Speaker 7: With Amanda, So the first thing in the morning, you're
Speaker 7: sitting there with your coffee because you're there before her,
Speaker 7: because she's the talent.
Speaker 1: She gets morning.
Speaker 9: Morning Jenna, No, she's there before me.
Speaker 1: Get out. What time is she there?
Speaker 9: She gets there at five.
Speaker 6: She strikes me as the type that needs to get
Speaker 6: there early. And just like Nest for a bit. I'm
Speaker 6: very much like that. Like, if I'm com into record
Speaker 6: and you say, oh, I'm free from six, I'll come
Speaker 6: in at five just to like.
Speaker 7: I've noticed that You're very right. When I do breakfast,
Speaker 7: I'm on air from five. I get at four just
Speaker 7: because I need that hour, especially that early in the morning,
Speaker 7: to really fucking wake up.
Speaker 6: I also just need to get my shit together and
Speaker 6: yours half the time, because you're a scattered brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true, so many things. I'm just so booked book. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, should we get out of here, wrap it up.
Speaker 1: It's been a long show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's up to you. What are you doing next week?
Speaker 6: Think aig that's back. Yeah, Tinder, fairy Tales and Fish
Speaker 6: actually know what we should do. Yeah, because obviously we
Speaker 6: have to keep Tinder fairy Tales and Fizz is a
Speaker 6: bit brand safe because it is sponsored very kindly by Tinder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 6: Steph who had the fairy tale story. She mentioned I've
Speaker 6: also had a fizzer as well, and I was like,
Speaker 6: oh my god, that fisther is a bit too much.
Speaker 6: I don't think the brand would like that. That's not
Speaker 6: brand safe, but hey, the brand has no control over
Speaker 6: the secret segments. So this is what Steph told this happened.
Speaker 6: I want the feather dates.
Speaker 4: Look, I've been dating for a while and I have
Speaker 4: a huge physics story.
Speaker 11: I do.
Speaker 4: So this was a few months before I met Mitchell.
Speaker 4: I'm actually this guy. We were talking for a week.
Speaker 4: The banter was amazing. We have similar interest, similar music.
Speaker 6: Tastes, so it sounds from a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was so excited. And anyways, he decided let's go
Speaker 4: for a lunch date. So he came and picked me up.
Speaker 4: It was a fiftew minutes drive for him. So far,
Speaker 4: so good, and he's like, I've got this beautiful restaurant
Speaker 4: in mind, let's go.
Speaker 11: I was like, okay.
Speaker 4: So we went to this restaurant. It was really lovely
Speaker 4: and the whole time I was like, oh, I think
Speaker 4: he kisses me Like that was just me right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not sensing a hint of fizz.
Speaker 4: Sofar Well, it starts raining and he's like, what's her
Speaker 4: to do in this area? I'm like, it's not really much.
Speaker 4: We can go see a movie here, so there's nothing
Speaker 4: out that I want to see. Can we go to
Speaker 4: your place and see a movie like smooth? Do you
Speaker 4: just invite yourself to fight house. He's like yes, but okay,
Speaker 4: I'm like, look, I'm going to be straight you. I
Speaker 4: do not sleep with people. On the first stage. They
Speaker 4: were like, yep, that's fine.
Speaker 12: I respect that.
Speaker 4: That's all good. So we go to my house and
Speaker 4: we put on saw the movie. It's a scary moview.
Speaker 1: He said, thaw, very different film.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So this whole time, I'm still a bit nervous,
Speaker 4: like a bit excited. Or is he going to kiss me?
Speaker 4: Like he kisses me and then he gets completely naked.
Speaker 6: Have you removed any item of clothing.
Speaker 4: Everything but his socks?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: But you are you just standing there for the clothes
Speaker 6: and he's completely fucking stark.
Speaker 4: It's I am fully fully closed. I even had a
Speaker 4: cardigan on.
Speaker 1: You were a layered. Did he go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and or did he just start undressing in front of you?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: It was so quick. It happens like a flash. It
Speaker 4: was just like one minute your naked.
Speaker 13: Are like, oh, so we start.
Speaker 4: Kissing and anyways, he goes down to another region. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, yeah, this is nice, but I thought
Speaker 4: I should reciprocate. So he's lying down, I get on
Speaker 4: all fours and I go to his downstairs and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh no, he's not hard, so I'll help
Speaker 4: him out. It was of my thumb. He was fully erect.
Speaker 4: I almost swallowed it whole, and he was like, wow,
Speaker 4: you're really good. I like, in my head, I'm like,
Speaker 4: because you have no penis.
Speaker 1: But anyway, listen.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So anyways, I said, look, let's let's clowse down
Speaker 4: because I don't want to go any further. He's like yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: that's fun, and then he chokes me.
Speaker 6: So what Yeah, had you given any indication that that
Speaker 6: was something you might be into being charged because some people.
Speaker 4: Are well I've pushed him off me and I go,
Speaker 4: you are lucky. I am into that, but you need
Speaker 4: to give me some warning. We need to talk about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well yeah, what did you think we could do
Speaker 6: anything else? With his eyebrows? Like of course his hands?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I kicked him out. I said I had
Speaker 4: a party to go to, but it was like four pm.
Speaker 4: I was like, I've got to get ready, you know, hair, makeup.
Speaker 4: He's like oh yeah, yeah girl. He goes home and
Speaker 4: he's like, oh this party I own? That is so
Speaker 4: boring and ship I'm like, you know what, you made
Speaker 4: me feel uncomfortable in my own home. He goes, oh,
Speaker 4: so he felt that way? You want to see me again?
Speaker 6: Oh wow, game, even asking without instead of taking the
Speaker 6: hent even I'm better at reading social cues than that.
Speaker 4: Well exactly. So all I did was like, no, thanks,
Speaker 4: thanks for lunch, and then he blocked me.
Speaker 6: You know, that's definitely what we call in the beads
Speaker 6: day I did. Thank you, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. That's a good story.
Speaker 6: Imagine me sending that to Tinder being like, yeah, so
Speaker 6: you got choked without consent?
Speaker 1: Was that good?
Speaker 6: Are you find to put your name to that? Also
Speaker 6: that unsanctioned off cuts from Tinder fairy tales and physics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also not body shaming. You know about having
Speaker 1: a micro penis. You can't control that? Goodness me, exactly
Speaker 1: can you make it work for you?
Speaker 11: Do you?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I was actually looking looking at you as I said that.
Speaker 6: So maybe you have had wet dreams you just haven't
Speaker 6: known because they've been inverted.
Speaker 1: No, definitely not because it's a wreck. Do you'd feel
Speaker 1: it right?
Speaker 6: Well, you don't really notice it until like as it's happening,
Speaker 6: or like afterwards.
Speaker 7: That baffles me that I've never had one. I've even
Speaker 7: thought as a kid, and I can't wait to finally
Speaker 7: get them now Nap never got one. Yeah, well I've
Speaker 7: had sex streams, but I never feel anything and there's
Speaker 7: never any mess.
Speaker 6: That's weird.
Speaker 1: Well it's not, doctor, Gay said it's not.
Speaker 6: No, I feel that that is weird.
Speaker 1: Well you're not a doctor. And the doctor says that
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 6: Everyone of them.
Speaker 9: Fuck, I'm it's literally just me in this Gay didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said it was fairly normal. Maybe you're just hormonal.
Speaker 6: No, it happens to everyone, well, not as common as yours.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're just horny and you need to get it more.
Speaker 6: No, I'm actually not. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Well that's what you said. If you do it more
Speaker 1: in your normal life, you're not going to do it
Speaker 1: while you're sleep.
Speaker 6: Again, I'm not having them every fucking day. Okay, So
Speaker 6: what do we say we're doing next week?
Speaker 1: Next week?
Speaker 6: We said, when you're at the tinder stuff?
Speaker 1: Yet more of the tinder stuff.
Speaker 6: And did you ever hear about because you know how
Speaker 6: I brought one of my old not my cup of
Speaker 6: tea segments. Yeah, and I said, well, now you bring
Speaker 6: an old segment from your old podcast. Yeah, did you
Speaker 6: think of one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I messaged Paige, my co host, and said, come on
Speaker 7: and we'll talk to you on the show. And I
Speaker 7: messaged her and said that and she said, Hi, who
Speaker 7: is this?
Speaker 1: And I said, it's Mit. She's a Mitch who.
Speaker 9: I said, Oh, Mitch, you're your old didn't happen.
Speaker 6: There's no way that she would have multiple people to
Speaker 6: whom that sentence applies. We used to do a show
Speaker 6: to get I.
Speaker 7: Didn't say that, first, said Mitch. Then she said Mitch
Speaker 7: who oh? And I said, Mitch, you know Mitch Schrue
Speaker 7: from Amation.
Speaker 1: Oh, what's wrong? She has moved to Bali and she
Speaker 1: lives a very nomadic life in Bali and very herbal
Speaker 1: Wow essence's life and like the brand, and she drinks
Speaker 1: from coconut and is loving her life.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 6: I wonder if the day comes that we finished this podcast,
Speaker 6: if we would ever get to a point where where
Speaker 6: estranged you and Paige are estranged.
Speaker 1: Weird thing to say, I can never go to Bali.
Speaker 1: What a shame. I'd be treated as a king there.
Speaker 6: I don't understand why can't you go to Balli?
Speaker 1: Because she's there.
Speaker 6: She wouldn't recognize you. It's fine, You're actually nothing to
Speaker 6: her now. She wouldn't even recognize you.
Speaker 9: She could come into this studio right now and be like,
Speaker 9: who should know?
Speaker 6: Where the fuck am I that? Mitchal Kombs. That's what
Speaker 6: she'd say.
Speaker 1: I have your videos, all right, let's go. I'm we
Speaker 1: will see you next week. And yeah, Mitchell, where can
Speaker 1: people get tickets to your shows?
Speaker 6: Just go to my Instagram? The links in the bio. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean I would read it the full link, but
Speaker 6: no one wants to hear that.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: That's the the future of technology. You say a link
Speaker 1: and your your device can take you there. That'd be cool.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure Spotify is doing that, really told they
Speaker 6: told all right, hey and I the other day because
Speaker 6: we do the Spotify original podcast called trash Alley. New
Speaker 6: episodes every Wednesday seven am listening follow for free only
Speaker 6: on Spotify, and they told us that there's something like
Speaker 6: that coming, like mid episode if we're debating something like,
Speaker 6: for example, if we're saying you've never had a wet dream,
Speaker 6: that's ridiculous. You can have a pole pop up in
Speaker 6: the middle of the Spotify app. There's a pole while
Speaker 6: you listen. Oh that's cool, that is yeah, and then
Speaker 6: we who voted very interactive anyway, You oughtn't understand what
Speaker 6: it's like to work for such a high tech company
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 6: Your microphone is currently duct taped to the fucking pole.
Speaker 1: It is, it really is. Take that off now.
Speaker 6: We'll cut you back next week.
Speaker 1: Guys, five way, thanks, make better back.
Speaker 6: Hope this podcast made you feel at least three percent
Speaker 6: better today.
Speaker 1: Love you, Thanks everyone. Oh we don't know.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: A podcast by a couple of meches.
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