Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 3: It's a horror film.
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Speaker 4: Hey, it's Friday morning, getting into the long weekend. It's
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell Show. Good Morning, Jack, Morning Team, Good
Speaker 4: morning Patsy. Who has an extra bounce about them today
Speaker 4: because you know it's the long.
Speaker 5: Week Well, I'm full of nervous energy anyway, because I
Speaker 5: have to race a peak.
Speaker 4: Two hours from now. Jack is racing a pig over
Speaker 4: a one hundred meters at Collywood Children's Farm, live on air,
Speaker 4: because you maintained you would be a pig. What we
Speaker 4: found out last week the pigs can do a mill
Speaker 4: in under seven minutes. They're quick, and.
Speaker 5: I've said I can run faster than that, and today
Speaker 5: is the day I prove it.
Speaker 4: And in front of your thirteen is he thirteen weeks
Speaker 4: old today?
Speaker 3: Forty thirteen weeks old time? Oh wow?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, and he's going to see his dad be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4: Otherwise it's a horrible formative memory.
Speaker 5: And then every time I read those books where like this
Speaker 5: is the farm, this is the sound the pig makes.
Speaker 3: He go that the one that you lost to Daddy,
Speaker 3: your stair.
Speaker 4: Rocking back and forth. All right, So what does everyone
Speaker 4: doing for the long weekend? What are you up to? Patty?
Speaker 2: We're on a jet plane after the show. We're going
Speaker 2: to Sydney this weekend. We're having a weekend in Sydney.
Speaker 2: I'm very much looking forward.
Speaker 4: What are you up to? Opera House or the normal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the all the normal buzz Ords hasn't been before,
Speaker 2: so it'll be, you know, seeing it with whole new eyes.
Speaker 4: She's got lovely where you get them in Sydney.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have a Harbor Cruz for dinner tonight, which
Speaker 2: will be very nice, and going to the tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: What do you have to see?
Speaker 2: Mary Poppins Brilliant, which she loved as a kid. We
Speaker 2: used to have to call her when she was about two.
Speaker 2: She'd refuse to answer to Audrey. We used to have
Speaker 2: to call her Mary Poppins. It's still one of their favorites.
Speaker 6: Love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Speaker 4: And you have to see the Bombers lose tonight.
Speaker 5: I'm going to the footing tonight, first time for the year.
Speaker 5: I'm very excited to see the Bombers take on the
Speaker 5: Blues and I think.
Speaker 4: This is your first sort of boys night ounces becoming
Speaker 4: a dad. Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, well done.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping that the Bombers put in a good performance.
Speaker 5: I reckon they will because.
Speaker 4: Against the no no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: Give me, because it's a Friday night and they feel
Speaker 5: the momentum they have just come off the bomb.
Speaker 4: Oh. I love all this nervous energy. Today. You're going
Speaker 4: to beat a pig. You've got more chance of beating
Speaker 4: that pig than you're beating the Blue. Sorry jacking a
Speaker 4: rain on your parade. I'm after the footy on Monday.
Speaker 4: Always an amazing thing every year, the work that Neil
Speaker 4: Danna has done, going to the Big Freeze and hopefully
Speaker 4: the Deezer are also going to work, move past the
Speaker 4: punch up entre Cot and have a win on Monday.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Let's.
Speaker 4: Get into this week's double thumbs up. Patsy, what have
Speaker 4: you enjoyed this week?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: I missed it at the cinema a few years ago.
Speaker 2: So it's fairly old, but it's just hit Netflix. Slim
Speaker 2: and I. It's the story of Slim Dusty who was
Speaker 2: a country singer ill Australia. Did you know slip your parents?
Speaker 2: Jack Christian probably didn't, but he did have hits in
Speaker 2: London and America as well, so he wasn't a no name.
Speaker 2: But it's just a beautiful, beautiful movie that his wife,
Speaker 2: Joy Kirkpatrick, has essentially been heavily involved in and also
Speaker 2: one of his sons has helped produce it.
Speaker 3: It's what's one of these songs that we would know,
Speaker 3: oh Duncan?
Speaker 2: It was just really, really lovely and I grew up
Speaker 2: with his music. Dad loved Slim Dusty and it was
Speaker 2: just a really.
Speaker 4: Part of the music that a lot of people grew
Speaker 4: up with there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know what astounded me which I didn't know,
Speaker 2: which I sort of felt bad about, is that Joy
Speaker 2: has written so many of his hits. She's a very
Speaker 2: very talented woman and certainly a strength behind his success,
Speaker 2: and she's still going at nineties. She was an amazing
Speaker 2: business in various student Jesus was a tough life. They
Speaker 2: were on the road like ten months of the year
Speaker 2: and had to send the young children to boarding school
Speaker 2: because they just had this passion for music. I thoroughly,
Speaker 2: thoroughly enjoyed it. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 5: Really liked it. Did write his songs? Or after he
Speaker 5: died she made a documentary. She's like, actually write most
Speaker 5: of those.
Speaker 2: No, we knew, we knew. She'd pinned. That is a
Speaker 2: real double.
Speaker 4: You're nervous. Don't be that guy. Did you mean that?
Speaker 4: You know you become then one of those people that
Speaker 4: leaves horrible comments online under the bridge. I want to
Speaker 4: live in that world.
Speaker 2: No, I get rid of the funk out of the studio.
Speaker 2: Going to take you to a sandwich.
Speaker 4: The guys.
Speaker 2: Yesterday Tom and the team went down for a coffee.
Speaker 2: They said, hey, do you want a coffee? I said, yeah, here,
Speaker 2: you take my card and he said do you want
Speaker 2: something to eat?
Speaker 4: And I said, actually too, she wants the points or something.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I paid for the team. So sorry you were Jack
Speaker 2: missed out.
Speaker 4: I knew that she went until we gone over.
Speaker 2: The cafe is your neighbor. It's in Bridge Road, Richmond.
Speaker 2: And seriously, they make the best toasties. This this thing
Speaker 2: was phenomenal. How why I don't know.
Speaker 8: It's like magic.
Speaker 4: It's been funny. I mean, oh toasty, aren't they It's
Speaker 4: very hard to screw. Why don't you even accept it?
Speaker 4: Toasting back to the kitchen, I'm sorry the chef's got
Speaker 4: this wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, they do quite often. Sometimes it's too much butter,
Speaker 2: not enough butter. They haven't toasted it right.
Speaker 3: It's not the right amount of Cheeseytmas.
Speaker 2: No, this was perfect, perfectly balanced.
Speaker 4: I just did you have?
Speaker 2: I just had simple ham and cheese and tomato, very
Speaker 2: simple on like a white sour dough. Don't screw you know.
Speaker 2: I'm going to buy you one one day and you
Speaker 2: change your life, your neighbor.
Speaker 4: Life where it's changed with a flip and no life
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 2: When I came off the it changed my life, I
Speaker 2: tell you what. And the coffee were that's great.
Speaker 3: As well, lovely all right.
Speaker 4: When we come back, we're going to do Jack and
Speaker 4: Ice double thumbs.
Speaker 1: Up, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack Post, Let's find it yours, yours and I. Most
Speaker 4: of them is a joint one. Bizarrely, Jack and I
Speaker 4: saw exactly the same thing on Wednesday night this week.
Speaker 5: We both waited till the hour that it came out
Speaker 5: Adam Sandler's new film Hustle on Netflix.
Speaker 4: So good.
Speaker 5: We are huge fans of the sad Man, and he
Speaker 5: does not disappoint in this new movie. Serious role for
Speaker 5: the same man. So good in Uncut Gems, a couple
Speaker 5: of years movie that.
Speaker 3: Is again so good in this where he's a.
Speaker 4: Proper genuinely a really great sports underdog movie. And even
Speaker 4: though the couple of bits you know, like, oh this
Speaker 4: is a bit familiar, they do something unexpected a couple
Speaker 4: of times the movie that does actually surprise you and
Speaker 4: you're reminded he is a really Adam Sods genuinely a
Speaker 4: very good actor. And I know his hit rate isn't great,
Speaker 4: but when he gets it right, he's he's such a
Speaker 4: great warm presence. Yeah. So he's got that Tom Hanks ability,
Speaker 4: you know, that everyman thing where you really root for
Speaker 4: the guy, and you do in this movie, and there's
Speaker 4: a there's a twinkle of hope in his eyes and
Speaker 4: there's a couple of genuinely very emotional scenes in it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the relationship between him. He's a basketball scout in
Speaker 5: it for the NBA and he picks up this young
Speaker 5: Spanish kid who's twenty two years old.
Speaker 4: The relationship Who's a real life basketball start. If you
Speaker 4: are into basketball, you're in for a treat. This give
Speaker 4: me like porn. It's everyone who's playing basketball in it
Speaker 4: is a real life It's a who's who it's and
Speaker 4: the basketball scenes. It made me. I was an hour
Speaker 4: after the movie on YouTube going down a wormhole actually
Speaker 4: appreciating just how great basketball it is. I want to
Speaker 4: get into watching it actually after seeing it now, the
Speaker 4: scenes you feel like you're courtside watching a game. It's
Speaker 4: so well known.
Speaker 5: It makes sense why he does this as well, because
Speaker 5: Adam Saylor is a big, huge NBA fan, so he's
Speaker 5: obviously just ridden himself into a movie where I'll be
Speaker 5: a scout and then I'll be a coach for the
Speaker 5: seventy six ers.
Speaker 4: So it's like a love letter to basketball actually if
Speaker 4: you're into it, but you do not need to be
Speaker 4: a basketball head to just enjoy it. One of my
Speaker 4: favorite stories are all underdog stories. Why they store the movies.
Speaker 4: It's a great movie. The other thing that's our on
Speaker 4: Netflix now for you to watch over the long weekend.
Speaker 4: The other thing that's also great if you're in to
Speaker 4: stand up comedy, new material by one of the best,
Speaker 4: Bill Burr, who apparently is going to be coming to
Speaker 4: Australia next year. Tom Segura is coming over this year,
Speaker 4: who's another great American standard. But Bill Burr is one
Speaker 4: of the very best. He's got a it's not his
Speaker 4: totally's special, but there's twenty minutes of him hosting. Bill
Speaker 4: Burr presents comedians that kill, some new up and coming
Speaker 4: comedians and some familiar face as well. But there's twenty
Speaker 4: minutes of material at the top from Bill. Just when
Speaker 4: you've heard he thought you've heard all the stuff about COVID,
Speaker 4: not Bill Burr's take. I'll warn you now it's not
Speaker 4: for the fainthearted. Don't come emailing me and going oh
Speaker 4: that's really harsh. I thought it was comedy is very
Speaker 4: very personal. I laughed a lot. It's very very good,
Speaker 4: So I recommend that as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast How are you feeling, Jackie Boy?
Speaker 4: It is an hour and twenty five until the pig Race.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: With every minute the passes I do, I am getting
Speaker 3: more and more nervous, can you I can? Am I
Speaker 3: holding it?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: No, no, you're not holding it with it all. There's
Speaker 4: a lot of bouncy, nervous tension. You need to contain
Speaker 4: it all until ten past eight when you race the pig.
Speaker 4: So baby Gordon's coming down, your wife and now mom
Speaker 4: and dad. Oh it's brutal. This is like a grown
Speaker 4: up sports day. It's actually worse. If you fall over
Speaker 4: at nine or ten. It's okay, you're nine or ten.
Speaker 4: But now bringing your mom and dad and your son generations,
Speaker 4: it's so much here.
Speaker 5: I want that moment you see athletes have it where
Speaker 5: they after they win a race, they see their family
Speaker 5: in the crowd, they run over with the Australian flag
Speaker 5: and they hug their parents.
Speaker 4: There's an Australian flag now cowled up somewhere. Suddenly there's
Speaker 4: some poor black thunderbus who's going to fold it away
Speaker 4: rapidly when he loses. Wipe his tears with him. All right,
Speaker 4: So we ready to play the one second winner.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's that time a wake again, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. Someone else has got a lot of
Speaker 4: nervous tension today. A lot of news about that Sydney Airport.
Speaker 4: I know you go in there this weekend. Was that
Speaker 4: just for Chris.
Speaker 2: Yeah, update, I've got one foot out today.
Speaker 4: That's every day? Is that's just Friday? All right? One
Speaker 4: second winner this week our ages of the nineties. We're
Speaker 4: into the letter. Oh not a huge amount of songs
Speaker 4: to do with the letter. Oh, so we're just doing
Speaker 4: one hit wonders from the nineties. There's great songs on
Speaker 4: here as well. All right, so all of these are
Speaker 4: one hit wonder from the nineties. You just got to
Speaker 4: guess who it is from the one second clip.
Speaker 10: There.
Speaker 4: It is very what a tune? Whatever happened to tag team?
Speaker 4: All right? This feed up, I reckon you'll get this
Speaker 4: as well. Jackie boy, save tonight? Yeah, actually you get
Speaker 4: half a point, but you get the full point.
Speaker 7: This now a regal eye on this show.
Speaker 4: Eagle eyed Cherry saved Tonight from nineteen ninety seven. Thank
Speaker 4: you for still keeping the other Jacca. All right, trumpet
Speaker 4: my number five jack again? Well in the photo finished,
Speaker 4: he's just just forward. Let's dancing to it. The races
Speaker 4: over his loss energy. We're only going to be replaying
Speaker 4: this back in the loser mo charge. Alright, Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: are you three? You're three from three?
Speaker 7: Is he?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Come on, Patsy, Did I get the last one? Oh,
Speaker 4: let's panting jack again. He is on it. He is Patsy,
Speaker 4: He's on it. He's going for the day replay.
Speaker 3: You should bring down on the footback in Patty.
Speaker 4: It's just we need to get you to Racing Animal
Speaker 4: every Friday. But they've seen it so lively. I a
Speaker 4: these clips now informer snow give you that Patty Seminal
Speaker 4: show for the nineties bangers. All right, one last one.
Speaker 2: My shirt said fred, I'm too sixty.
Speaker 4: Last minute, come back car too sexy, Jackie boy, you
Speaker 4: are the winner. This is I thought this would be
Speaker 4: a good indication for how your mental state is rut.
Speaker 4: Now what I'm seeing is it's strong, it's focused the laser.
Speaker 4: What was that? I never want to see that again
Speaker 4: as long as I live.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Well, hello color of the week, Matt. So it's your
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Speaker 7: And the bars an American. I'm going, mate, I know
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Speaker 4: We just paused this moment. We started moving as if
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Speaker 11: Hello, oor, Christian, I am just gott to the here.
Speaker 12: You have no joints.
Speaker 7: The convict of Australia and putting sauce on pie. There's
Speaker 7: a rainy, extravagant saucevaant.
Speaker 4: What did he break? As a kids maya good morning?
Speaker 6: I was about five or six.
Speaker 1: I was poor, so I was outside and I found
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Speaker 7: I've engraving my name. It's a penny cars my grandparents
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I guess they deserve the money.
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Speaker 4: You can eat something nice yet have a lovely lok
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Speaker 12: Thank you very much.
Speaker 13: You have a great day, and stay warm.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. I will stay warm. Stay warm everyone.
Speaker 4: That's thiswe week's Mercedes Ben's Corner of the Week.
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Speaker 4: Late all right, some of your emails that have come
Speaker 4: in since yesterday's show. We called us a late to
Speaker 4: the party. First start from Louise and Alfie Morning Team.
Speaker 4: So none a half years ago, we're having Christmas our
Speaker 4: house with the family. I was pregnant with my son Alfie,
Speaker 4: with my husband, and I went to get a new
Speaker 4: barbecue and that was it at Bunning So says you Christian,
Speaker 4: talking about how whny good at Bunnings. You never leave
Speaker 4: with just one thing. However, he walked out with the
Speaker 4: said new barbecue, but also a seven piece outdoor setting.
Speaker 4: So to get it home he had to leave me
Speaker 4: heavily pregnant at Bunnings in the car park, drive home
Speaker 4: forty five and it's to dump off the outdoor seven
Speaker 4: b setting and then come back and collect me.
Speaker 3: That, Luiz, that you need to sit somewhere when you're
Speaker 3: reading your barbecue.
Speaker 4: Mate, absolutely, Christian. You had a guy on the yesterday's
Speaker 4: show who said he has dreams and can predict stuff.
Speaker 4: Yes yesterday we were talking about what do you think
Speaker 4: you can do that no other listener can do, or
Speaker 4: what have you done? And I think his name was
Speaker 4: Justin or Joel. Sorry reckons that he foreshadows Christian. I
Speaker 4: think what he had is called deja vous. So yes, say,
Speaker 4: Joel was saying that he has these dreams but doesn't
Speaker 4: know he's had them until the event has happened, and.
Speaker 5: Then he goes, oh, that's right, I had a dream
Speaker 5: about this moment. I should have put money on it
Speaker 5: because I've known this football result before.
Speaker 4: Now know me is saying that's deja vous. He's got
Speaker 4: deja vu.
Speaker 3: No, that's not dejavou.
Speaker 4: No I think it is, because that's it's like a
Speaker 4: strange feeling of something being familiar but got nothing to
Speaker 4: do with dreams. Well, who knows, We don't know, said
Speaker 4: now American. She has it and a daughter has it
Speaker 4: as well. We have asked Joel to on god at
Speaker 4: when he went to sleep last night try and actually
Speaker 4: have a lucid dreambat who would win in the pig
Speaker 4: race in an hour's time? Christian I finally got to
Speaker 4: see top Gun Maverick during the week Awesome film. However,
Speaker 4: after hearing Jack say that he has exactly the same
Speaker 4: build as you, same bolt, I've discovered I'm exactly the
Speaker 4: same build as Tom Cruise. So this weekend I'm going
Speaker 4: to go flight a jet. What could possibly Adrian wet
Speaker 4: On Funny Christian no Connell's show podcast victory. In an
Speaker 4: hour's time the pig, Piggy Gonzalez or Jack Post will
Speaker 4: be the winner. We're an hour away from racetime now,
Speaker 4: Jackoby setting off in about twenty minutes time to Collinwood
Speaker 4: Children's Farm where all great races are held. Of course
Speaker 4: we all know that it's part of the sporting precinct
Speaker 4: here in Melbourne. When isn't it. You know you got
Speaker 4: Rod Afer, You've got Amy Party, got the mcg and
Speaker 4: of course you got Conninwood Children's Farm. They all add together.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, an our way from racetime. How are you feeling?
Speaker 5: I am nervous, I'll say, but you have to you
Speaker 5: have to let that energy go through you. You see
Speaker 5: it on the big events, before a swim, before a race,
Speaker 5: competitors jumping up and down, moving their body.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: Out of your sisters. In an hour's time, Pick and
Speaker 4: Jack will take the positions and then they will over
Speaker 4: one hundred meters race, the pig race that stops the nation.
Speaker 4: All right, So you're you're not making it easy on
Speaker 4: yourself either. Not only have you spent the last week
Speaker 4: and I've seen you. You've called for this race, that
Speaker 4: you're going to beat the pig.
Speaker 3: Well, you said peak.
Speaker 5: It's all started because you said a pig can run
Speaker 5: a seven minute mile, which is fast. It's pretty fast,
Speaker 5: but I said I could beat that. Now it's become
Speaker 5: one hundred meters sprint against me and a pig. I've
Speaker 5: invited my whole family down. My wife's going to be there,
Speaker 5: my new son, my mum and dad. And what I
Speaker 5: like about that is I've never you know what, Christian,
Speaker 5: I never had in my childhood, that moment of sporting
Speaker 5: glory where my parents got to watch me win a
Speaker 5: race or win a grand final.
Speaker 4: Or like you and I that do this, that we're
Speaker 4: not here getting out of bed trying to find validation
Speaker 4: in the early hours of the morning.
Speaker 5: So this today for me is not only the glory
Speaker 5: of beating a pig and having that moment, but also
Speaker 5: showing to my mom and dad I can really do
Speaker 5: something great.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but when you break that down by beating
Speaker 4: a pig, Yes, okay, sporting glory I believe awaits you.
Speaker 4: Thank you, christ I actually think you're going to beat
Speaker 4: the pig.
Speaker 3: You're one of the few people who's supporting me, and I.
Speaker 4: Wish normally you know what it was trying big it
Speaker 4: up for your jaguar. I really am one of the few.
Speaker 4: Patsy No, well we know what that means. At the question, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to let you down. I am worried though
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you stretching. I need you to see
Speaker 2: you warming up and.
Speaker 3: Over the next few songs stretching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to do that is cold morning. I
Speaker 2: don't want you to see his up, Jack, thank you?
Speaker 4: Got a Joel here? Jo obvious, the guy I called
Speaker 4: the show yesterday who believes he's got the ability to
Speaker 4: for shadow. Well, that's where he can predict a future event.
Speaker 4: So we asked him last night if he could intentionally
Speaker 4: try and have a dream, a foreshadowing dream, foreshadowing what
Speaker 4: lies ahead in an hour's time. Joel, Good morning, Good morning, career,
Speaker 4: We go on, there were Joe. So, Joe, did you
Speaker 4: dream about Jack and the pig race last night?
Speaker 7: I sure did.
Speaker 4: What happened in the dream, how did it go?
Speaker 13: Well, my dreams are never exactly one point, but I
Speaker 13: usually pertained certain events or certain things. I hate to
Speaker 13: say it to you, Jack, but to quote see you
Speaker 13: gondas underay you're going to get beaten by a curly
Speaker 13: dial and and and uh and I think you're going
Speaker 13: to have quite a lot of hell footage raisoners and
Speaker 13: why you lost.
Speaker 11: You're gonna you're gonna.
Speaker 4: Gaated your crystal ball. I get a feeling in his
Speaker 4: back pocket. It's a whole list of them. Word he's
Speaker 4: in brainstorming.
Speaker 5: I've promised to be a good sport of the race.
Speaker 5: I will if I am defeated today, I will be
Speaker 5: gracious in defeat.
Speaker 4: Joe didn't see that, and that Joe didn't see that
Speaker 4: in the dream?
Speaker 13: Well, well, well with all cartoon shows are always controversy.
Speaker 4: And this is a cartoon show.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 13: I dreamed about a cartoon which involves City.
Speaker 7: One Galarstcha, which is the name of the pig.
Speaker 13: And if Jack does happen to win today, which I
Speaker 13: didn't see.
Speaker 6: You doing it, but if it does happen to win, there's.
Speaker 13: Going to be controversy in the studio. Wow, you may
Speaker 13: go back to replay and may go back to you
Speaker 13: guys calling him out.
Speaker 3: You think photo finish, Yeah.
Speaker 13: I see you cheating in some way to win it.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to.
Speaker 4: Patsy for drugs yesterday and one.
Speaker 3: Hundred meters sprint. There is no hiding.
Speaker 4: There's always a way, yeah, Ben Johnson said, those big.
Speaker 13: Bulge guys, there's always away, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Joel, thank you very much. We'll find out in
Speaker 4: an hour's time. Under an hour's time now, thank you,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Joel.
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Speaker 4: All right time now for a knockoff Friday. Will we
Speaker 4: ask you the best question of the week. What time
Speaker 4: are you knocking off today? And for you, what is
Speaker 4: the highlight of your weekend, this brilliant long weekend? What
Speaker 4: are you going to be doing? Does your whole long
Speaker 4: weekend depend on what happens at eight o'clock today? Otherwise
Speaker 4: you're going to be in the in the dog drums
Speaker 4: if you lose, if your mum, your your dad, your son,
Speaker 4: your wife, the listener.
Speaker 3: You're right, there's two very different moods that will wait me.
Speaker 5: Yes, but I could have the best day ahead of
Speaker 5: me because I'm also going to the footy to night
Speaker 5: to watch the Bombers play the Bootblues, So there's too.
Speaker 4: Beating a very fast animal. The Bombers winning against the Blues.
Speaker 5: There's two very big underdogs at play today, me beating
Speaker 5: this pig and the Bomber's taking on the Blues. But
Speaker 5: if I can do it, if I can outrun that
Speaker 5: pig this morning and take that to the game, loft
Speaker 5: the trophy above my head.
Speaker 3: Oh I love it, loft it the boys in the
Speaker 3: black and red rom.
Speaker 4: From Jack said the pig race man. That's right.
Speaker 3: I remember this morning, against all odds, a man ran
Speaker 3: faster than a pig. If he can do that, surely
Speaker 3: we could take down to me another goal.
Speaker 4: Have done it? Do you think hep in the changing
Speaker 4: rooms tonight is to go do this for the fans,
Speaker 4: Do this for Jack Bars. They throw that plastic patio furniture,
Speaker 4: Why can't they get decent furncture as well? In those
Speaker 4: changes little card table, we can get a bunnies and
Speaker 4: get a nice outdoor future there. So that cheap.
Speaker 3: Plastic stuff a nice mahogany table there.
Speaker 4: All right then, So Patsy, what is it You're off
Speaker 4: to Sydney this weekend?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got one foot out the door today, off
Speaker 2: to Sydney. They've brought the flight forward three hours, which
Speaker 2: is not convenient whatsoever.
Speaker 3: So I hoped to I thought they could delay a fly.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 9: Or something.
Speaker 2: So if you hear the door slam, I will have
Speaker 2: gone to get the fly.
Speaker 4: So stressful.
Speaker 2: I am already stressed because Audrey and Chris packing last night. Honestly,
Speaker 2: talk about the Griswolds going away.
Speaker 4: My kids are still hopeless. You have to go through
Speaker 4: that suitcase.
Speaker 2: They just chuck in their entire patron It's a weekend,
Speaker 2: it's not like we're going to Europe for a month.
Speaker 2: So Chris doesn't pack enough. He packed one pair of shoes.
Speaker 2: He's good boots. I said, hey, listen, we're going on
Speaker 2: a three hour walking tour of Sydney tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It didn't take that long to go around three hours
Speaker 4: walking around it.
Speaker 8: No we are, I've booked it.
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it. No trainers. So he doesn't
Speaker 2: pack enough. And then at the other end of the
Speaker 2: scale is Audrey, who just packs everything. She packed all
Speaker 2: of her hair.
Speaker 4: Exist dog going in.
Speaker 2: That dog, that's the other thing I've got to do today.
Speaker 2: I've got to take him out to the kennel. I'm
Speaker 2: worried I'll get stuck in traffic.
Speaker 4: Because we're back at that luxury hotel.
Speaker 2: He's back at the Yes, the latter resort. It's a
Speaker 2: bitter day, so I'm stressed about that. I don't like
Speaker 2: leaving the dog, especially when he was sicked recently. So
Speaker 2: it's just like, I just want to get on the plane.
Speaker 4: God, Oh this is the dog. She isn't I leaving
Speaker 4: the day after it was back from the doggy hospital.
Speaker 4: Was chucked out? Sight to sleep? Locked outside all night?
Speaker 4: Yourself through the door, Yeah, crying through the window. I
Speaker 4: come in.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'cyl's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Knock Off Friday. Will we ask you what time you're
Speaker 4: knocking off and what is the highlight for you this weekend?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Matt.
Speaker 6: Christian.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Matt? So what is the long weekend for you?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 6: Look, I knocked off at twelve thirty today and I'm
Speaker 6: getting together with my brothers. AT's say it's a yearly
Speaker 6: thing where we catch up. Now as me and my
Speaker 6: idle three brothers, so four of us in total, we're
Speaker 6: getting together to have a scale electric or slop car weekend.
Speaker 7: Believe it or not.
Speaker 4: This is awesome. So is it always the same thing?
Speaker 4: Like a slot cart sort of race over the weekend?
Speaker 13: Oh, look, it goes nuts.
Speaker 6: Years ago we started getting together and my dad was included,
Speaker 6: but we've stopped bringing dad on the long weekend, so
Speaker 6: it's just the brothers that get together now. And look,
Speaker 6: it's gotten serious because you know we've bought cars, were
Speaker 6: purchased cars from Italy and you know last time there
Speaker 6: was even a bloody lip. So I've got to make
Speaker 6: sure I bring my last.
Speaker 4: Wonder the old man refused himself. This is a family war.
Speaker 6: Oh get serious. Look, it gets serious, and then then
Speaker 6: we merge into mini golf. So I'm going for the
Speaker 6: three feet this year as well. So it's a fun
Speaker 6: t weekend.
Speaker 4: This is amazing. I love the sound of this lot
Speaker 4: going on between the four brothers. So are you favorite
Speaker 4: going into this?
Speaker 6: Oh look it's two of my brothers. I'm the youngest,
Speaker 6: and my two eldest are sort of against me and
Speaker 6: my next eldest brother, So yeah, I think we are favorites.
Speaker 6: Me and my next eldest brother with birth purchased these
Speaker 6: Italian slot cars, so we tuck of.
Speaker 4: You could get such a thing. The Italian of course,
Speaker 4: they met the greatest cars in the world and slot
Speaker 4: cars as well. Well, you've got Ferrari one or Lamborghini.
Speaker 6: No, it's an NSR. So it's very very fast.
Speaker 13: It's very very fast.
Speaker 6: So we're looking forward to, you know, to getting in there.
Speaker 6: But it's serious and the track is incredible. So yeah,
Speaker 6: it's an early day today, get down in the country
Speaker 6: and we're going to we're gonna smash it.
Speaker 4: Basically, have a great weekend about Yeah, Lenett, let's go
Speaker 4: to Lynnette here. Lynnette, what time are you knocking off today?
Speaker 14: How can I say tonight? I started about eight o'clock
Speaker 14: this morning. No, I do home care. And guess what, guys,
Speaker 14: I'm going to rub it into you guys this weekend.
Speaker 14: I'm packing for Fiji next Sunday for seven days with
Speaker 14: the family.
Speaker 2: Very nice.
Speaker 3: See you using your long weekend to pack.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well yeah, I've got a Thursday.
Speaker 4: Fridays when you pack. If you're flying next weekend all
Speaker 4: week before, that'll be all fold increased.
Speaker 14: No, you don't, now we take much because it's going
Speaker 14: to be that hot.
Speaker 4: Like you know you need, Yes, while is outside week cow,
Speaker 4: I've never heard such scenes.
Speaker 14: Well, might have some pecks on the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Yes, tell me do you iron everything before you pack?
Speaker 15: It?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 4: Nice? And to get.
Speaker 14: Wend I have I have clothes with they don't cruise,
Speaker 14: so I just throw them all in and.
Speaker 6: You don't need.
Speaker 4: When you get hold of creaseless clothes.
Speaker 14: Yeah, and I'll even be away from my birthday. So
Speaker 14: how's that?
Speaker 4: How is that? That's awesome? Have a great trip and
Speaker 4: enjoy that packing this weekend?
Speaker 14: All right, and good luck check but I think the
Speaker 14: pig's going to be check.
Speaker 4: But they're skimming some sort of falls. Hope. It's twenty
Speaker 4: five minutes away on that. You've been told by producer
Speaker 4: Tom that you need to leave now.
Speaker 3: He wants me to get on the road now.
Speaker 4: It's a ten minute trip to colinwood Child's. We're in Richmond.
Speaker 4: Why do you need to leave now?
Speaker 5: He said, don't go punt road, go to the back streets.
Speaker 5: And he said you have to leave now because it's
Speaker 5: very windy roads.
Speaker 4: Between Richmond. On my way there, watch that high mountain pass. Jack, Jack,
Speaker 4: good luck you guys.
Speaker 1: When good bye Jack The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack Posts versus a Pig racing at eight, go to
Speaker 4: work late today. Readjust your mornings, do not miss whatever.
Speaker 4: I've got no idea what's going to happen? How can we?
Speaker 4: It's always while working with chat post anyway, that's more
Speaker 4: unpredictable than a pig. Christian. One question that's been bothering
Speaker 4: all week? How do you get a pig to run cash?
Speaker 4: And it's on a very very lucrative cash win bonus
Speaker 4: as well. Cash talks in this town. We all know
Speaker 4: that guys. Same same with Jack as well. We have
Speaker 4: to pay him extra to do this. Simon, come on in, Simon.
Speaker 4: Here you guys are going, We're good, Simon. So what
Speaker 4: are you up to this long weekend? And what time
Speaker 4: you're knocking off today?
Speaker 7: My long weekend?
Speaker 12: In about two weeks ago?
Speaker 4: What's happening?
Speaker 12: I had new born baby.
Speaker 4: Ah first one second, one third, one third, Well that's
Speaker 4: busy weeks ago. And what's his name? Hunters A great name. Well,
Speaker 4: congratulations to you and your wife and a little hunter
Speaker 4: as well, but absolutely shattered.
Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well my weekends are revenue. Then Heartlight
Speaker 12: would be my two older daughters meeting him. So that's
Speaker 12: my weekend. So I can't make him with that much.
Speaker 4: Sleep lovely, enjoy a sleep this long weekend, Simon, and
Speaker 4: congratulations to you and your.
Speaker 12: Wife and the record.
Speaker 4: I'm n jack get Yeah, let's get behind Jackie Boy.
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy for the wind. Thank you, Simon. Have a
Speaker 4: nice weekend, David. I'm good, David. So your long weekend?
Speaker 4: What are you up to?
Speaker 11: I'm making pastors with our daughters.
Speaker 4: All right? And is this something you do most weekends
Speaker 4: or no? We know.
Speaker 11: And then we make pastors and we get to take
Speaker 11: our containers and make a whole heap of them, so
Speaker 11: when my wife doesn't want to cook.
Speaker 4: We just go hit them up, gotcha. And how many
Speaker 4: batches of it are you going to be making this weekend?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 11: It's normally make about fifteen little containers and that food for.
Speaker 4: The rest of the month. I think you're running an
Speaker 4: Italian takeaway.
Speaker 11: Then it's good because the teachers, the kids sell to
Speaker 11: make food in they you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. It's all in the reheating, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's my kind of cookery.
Speaker 11: Lessons to make the pasta and everything from scratching.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, all right, David, have a nice weekend. Let's
Speaker 4: go to Gary. Good morning, Gary, good here, I'm good Gary.
Speaker 4: What are you up to this long weekend?
Speaker 13: I'll knock off. Friday started yesterday and we've been on
Speaker 13: the road since five o'clock hittingdrom Geelong to Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Bloody hell. That is a long, long, long, long, long, long,
Speaker 4: long long drive. And what is an Adelaide for you
Speaker 4: of cross to see the mum men?
Speaker 7: Taking my wife to see the mother in law.
Speaker 13: First time we're so since December nineteen when we got married.
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm loving Gary. What's the name of your wife? Bronwin?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Bronwyn.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm going good? Thanks for asking, Bronwen, And I hope
Speaker 4: you guys have a lovely weekend. That is going to
Speaker 4: be a very emotional reunion, isn't it.
Speaker 6: I think it will be.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we're taking the two sausage dogs with us here
Speaker 13: in the back of sleep at the moment.
Speaker 4: Even more emotional for the sausage dogs.
Speaker 14: I like.
Speaker 4: Oh lovely. All right, Gary and Bronwin have a great
Speaker 4: reunion this weekend. And by the way, just finally, which
Speaker 4: way you guys going, Jack or the pig? Oh no,
Speaker 4: it's open for a last minute bit of vote confidence,
Speaker 4: but nothing.
Speaker 7: My money's on paper.
Speaker 4: I have a lovely weekend.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Is it mean? It was just the crispas and clearest
Speaker 4: morning of the week. Perfect race conditions. In a race
Speaker 4: between a semi human Jack Post and a pig, we
Speaker 4: are moments away, minutes away, history, fate, destiny come together
Speaker 4: the Wood Children's Farmers they so often do. Where the
Speaker 4: race is going to be? Hell, Jackpost is in position,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, you made it up those windy roads.
Speaker 7: I was able to navigate the chicanes of Richmond.
Speaker 4: How are the alps of the Colinwood?
Speaker 7: I am not there though, I'm just walking through the
Speaker 7: children's I'm now. I'm actually was a bit late because
Speaker 7: I actually go past Abbatrode on my way home each day,
Speaker 7: and for some reason, my body automatically started driving home.
Speaker 8: For some reason.
Speaker 4: We know what that reason is. You put that Tesla
Speaker 4: on home mode, knock off.
Speaker 7: So I overshot the Collingwood Children's find by a little bit.
Speaker 7: But I'm back there now.
Speaker 4: I'm moreh a hell with all this going on in
Speaker 4: their mind? What kind of serious athlete I on the prize?
Speaker 4: I'm the prize I'm going home.
Speaker 7: You know, sometimes your body just automatically knows the rose
Speaker 7: and it knows where to keep going. So that's why
Speaker 7: I can when you've.
Speaker 4: Been talking for a week and half about up to
Speaker 4: racing a pig.
Speaker 7: No, don't, don't worry about me. My head is in
Speaker 7: the game, especially now that I'm here.
Speaker 4: Sure, especially now he's there. Guys, all right, So it
Speaker 4: looks like out the window here Jackie boy, a nice
Speaker 4: crisp sunny winter's morning is.
Speaker 7: Perfect racing weather. But actually, as I'm arriving at the
Speaker 7: paddic dow and I see the temporary fence.
Speaker 4: For the tell you what I've seen it?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 4: Doesn't it look great?
Speaker 7: It looks amazing. I am a little worried about what's underfoot,
Speaker 7: Like it's truly a paddic and there's like cawpoo everywhere.
Speaker 4: Same for you, same for the pig.
Speaker 7: The pigs used trotting through that stuff. I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Listen. You want to race a pig, You got a
Speaker 4: race a pig in fair conditions. The pig cut race
Speaker 4: on the track, and to be fair, by the way,
Speaker 4: I heard that you requested that you have sprinting starting blocks.
Speaker 4: The pig's not getting that.
Speaker 7: No, I have assuming condition for assuming peak condition for
Speaker 7: a pig.
Speaker 4: That's why we need a campoo. So have you seen
Speaker 4: the pig yet?
Speaker 7: I haven't seen the pig. No, I've seen someone's here
Speaker 7: with a Dalmatian and for a second I was like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, that pig would so fast.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get Xavier up on the other line.
Speaker 4: Who is the pig? Trainers provided the peak for the
Speaker 4: race of day Xavier, good morning, Good morning Christian. I'm good.
Speaker 4: So how are you feeling? And how is the chosen
Speaker 4: pig as well? How is Piggy Gonzales?
Speaker 9: Like Usewan is ready to rock and roll? I'm not
Speaker 9: sure Jack's away, but useful one's just looking out of
Speaker 9: the trail and now odd balling him. He's way down.
Speaker 4: The track to getting ready for the big FIGHTE.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a bit of a stain up at the moment.
Speaker 9: But you know, they say you can break him in
Speaker 9: at the start of the race, So I reckon, we've
Speaker 9: got that coboard.
Speaker 4: Sounds like Jack was already bought them out just heading
Speaker 4: home there. And Xavier, do you still are you still
Speaker 4: going one hundred percent? There's no doubt in your mind.
Speaker 4: This pig will beat Jack over one hundred meters.
Speaker 9: If we can, If we can get the pig running
Speaker 9: up this this race track that screen made. He doesn't
Speaker 9: get distracted. It's not most bikes do. Yeah, he will
Speaker 9: blow his doors off.
Speaker 14: No drafts.
Speaker 4: All right, Xavier, good luck.
Speaker 9: Thanks Mike. We might know that. We'll We're right.
Speaker 4: Do you actually there yet?
Speaker 7: I can see it now, I've seen Xavier. Xavier, where's
Speaker 7: your pig? I can see him down the other end
Speaker 7: of the race track. Where's your pig, Xavier? Oh no,
Speaker 7: he's keeping it hidden.
Speaker 4: And mom and dad Dare and your son Gordon.
Speaker 7: No, I can't see you my family yet.
Speaker 4: All right, Jackie boy, focus now either tiger. You're only
Speaker 4: minutes away from the big race. Good luck, all right.
Speaker 7: I gotta start switching.
Speaker 4: I gotta hang up on you, all right.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Moments away from this. It's the race. I could be
Speaker 4: a pig in a race that stops the nation. Get
Speaker 4: Nana out, gather around the radio host Lash Meadows, man
Speaker 4: versus pig.
Speaker 5: I am the exact same height as you, same bolt.
Speaker 5: The fastest man in the world.
Speaker 4: Jack Post will race a pig.
Speaker 3: No pig in Australia can be big.
Speaker 4: A pig will race Jack Post guidance, they can only
Speaker 4: be one winner. If I win, you guys, cheer.
Speaker 3: If the pig wins, I will thank him for his time.
Speaker 4: A battle for species supremacy.
Speaker 3: I am racing for all of human kind.
Speaker 4: Don't miss the sporting of winner. The year they cometh,
Speaker 4: the hour they be cometh.
Speaker 3: The pig doubt me. I feed off the doubt.
Speaker 4: The talking is over. Now it's time for legends to
Speaker 4: arise and also losers. Jack Posts, are you ready?
Speaker 3: I'm ready to go Christian.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the pig?
Speaker 3: I'm seeing the pig now.
Speaker 4: They just did a poo Oh, Simon is he's actually China.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of athletes, they preach up. They call
Speaker 4: it just to make that body even lighter or se nervous.
Speaker 3: That's what it says to me. He is doing a
Speaker 3: nervous poop, you think.
Speaker 4: And that guy is the same size as you, same bolt.
Speaker 3: Pig's bigger than I thought. I thought they were going
Speaker 3: to go for a little one.
Speaker 5: Little to me meant speedier, but they've gone for quite
Speaker 5: a big pig, medium sized pig.
Speaker 4: I'd call it, so are you both? Now? Obviously it's
Speaker 4: in its lane. You've got your lanes. Does that one
Speaker 4: hundred meters look very long? Now?
Speaker 3: Hey, the pigs in the trailer still, should we get
Speaker 3: him to the starting line?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's three minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Let's get the pig to the starting line, all right?
Speaker 4: And I are you Mum and dad there now?
Speaker 3: Mum and daddy here, and my baby's just rocked up,
Speaker 3: both of them. My wife and my son are here.
Speaker 4: All those generations all expecting Dad to win. So, Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: are you ready to win?
Speaker 5: I am ready, Christian, I am ready to go. I
Speaker 5: feel limba, I feel light, I feel fast. Oh, the
Speaker 5: pig is coming in the starting line.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm playing the song. I'm playing either Tiger for
Speaker 4: you both. After this, I will begin the countdown rio
Speaker 4: with a race caller. He's got the starting flag. Jack Post,
Speaker 4: good luck, Thank you mate. Piggy Gonzalez, good luck as well.
Speaker 4: The race is on next Jack versus the pig go nowhere.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Right now, we're about to cross live to Coninwood Children's Farm.
Speaker 4: Are the major sporting precinct revered all over the world. Here,
Speaker 4: the mc amy bark and now a new megadome Colin
Speaker 4: wood Chiltern's farm on that top paddock. It is time
Speaker 4: talking is over.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 4: I've just seen a photo of the starting blocks, sort
Speaker 4: of thing you'd get at the Olympics for the one
Speaker 4: had you mean it's that Jack personally request him behind
Speaker 4: my back. Don't worry if you think he's going to
Speaker 4: get an unfair advantage. I've seen them. We obviously borrowed
Speaker 4: some from a junior school, the children starting blocks. Something
Speaker 4: he used to measure feet with that at the start
Speaker 4: of school year at the shoe shop. Jack is a position.
Speaker 4: He's he's piled on the pressure to himself. He's invited
Speaker 4: his mom and dad there so that they can see
Speaker 4: their son excel in sporting victory for the first time.
Speaker 4: His son is also there and his wife. Generations are
Speaker 4: there to witness this. Some of you have turned up today,
Speaker 4: Thank you, and now going to cross to the person
Speaker 4: who've got to call today's race, which is Rio.
Speaker 7: Rio.
Speaker 4: Describe the scene.
Speaker 15: So now, Christian, I feel like I've walked through a
Speaker 15: wormhole and I've ended up in a parallel universe.
Speaker 8: This is so weird.
Speaker 15: There's a fully grown man, a farther, no less, in
Speaker 15: full compression kit. Next to him, a brown pig being
Speaker 15: cradled by the giant hulk of a man, Xavier huge.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're both big, We're both.
Speaker 4: Seen your same bulks.
Speaker 15: I think Xavier might win the race. It's a paddock.
Speaker 15: It's a beautiful paddic. A little bit of cowpoo around,
Speaker 15: but a beautiful clear day, nothing impeding anyone's path. A
Speaker 15: lot of nerves, a lot of excitement. There's a quiet
Speaker 15: and unease as we await the start of the race.
Speaker 4: Tension hangs in the air. Jack a few words before
Speaker 4: you take a position on the children's dancing blocks. We've got.
Speaker 5: I can see my wife and son at the finish
Speaker 5: line from where I stand at the starting blocks. What
Speaker 5: better way to start his life than to see his
Speaker 5: father absolutely demolish a pig at the Collingwood Children's Farm.
Speaker 4: I will not let you do. All right, Jackie boy, focus,
Speaker 4: all right, take position Rio.
Speaker 8: I'm ready, Lag, He's in the air, all right, so real.
Speaker 4: This is how it's gonna work. I'm going to play
Speaker 4: the bugle. We all know this. I pay this rio.
Speaker 4: Then when I play the starting pistol. You lower the
Speaker 4: flag and racing must commence. Got it? You're ready? Jack?
Speaker 4: Is he falling over?
Speaker 8: He fell over? He's he's walked back, walked it back.
Speaker 8: He's ready to go.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 4: You know when they have one of the finalists and
Speaker 4: a full start, yeah, they always lose. It's over, guys,
Speaker 4: back up, let's go home. Shake trotters, come on, Jack,
Speaker 4: steady yourself, center man center? Is he ready? He's ready?
Speaker 4: Good luck Jack, Good luck Piggy Gunzalez. Let's do this.
Speaker 4: Three two one, Melbourny. Are you ready? World? Are you ready?
Speaker 4: And they're away?
Speaker 8: A slow stuff from Piggy Gonzalez. He's lost his way
Speaker 8: a bit, Jack, posts streaming your head, he's streaming ahead.
Speaker 4: We ordered a champions like a mild absolutely smoked that pig.
Speaker 8: Jack about thirty.
Speaker 4: One, after fourteen, four years of being a sports louser,
Speaker 4: finally in front of his mom and dad, his son,
Speaker 4: his wife. Emotional scenes here, he's actually one. He's beating
Speaker 4: the race.
Speaker 8: It's child, my god. His his arm is in the air,
Speaker 8: he's jumping around.
Speaker 4: He's it seems like he's mocking the pig. Oh dear,
Speaker 4: that is that's not nice. Where's the peak.
Speaker 8: The pigg is still yet to cross the line.
Speaker 4: The pig is taking a very leisurely approach.
Speaker 8: To this race. We're still the pig has crossed the.
Speaker 3: Line spelled pig.
Speaker 4: Piggy guns On is tough like a Cannont loser. Jack
Speaker 4: post a few words from the winner.
Speaker 3: I want the first thing to pig He really took
Speaker 3: it to me. He's a fast boy, but there.
Speaker 4: Was no match in the speed of man. There's the.
Speaker 3: Exactly Oh my god, how does it fail?
Speaker 4: Jack? How does it feel in front of your mum,
Speaker 4: you turns your son, your wife.
Speaker 3: I honestly floated.
Speaker 5: I didn't feel it. I didn't feel the pain. I
Speaker 5: was pushing as hard as I could, but I couldn't
Speaker 5: feel it. I was floating. And I looked over mid
Speaker 5: race and I saw my son and he winked at me,
Speaker 5: and it made me run fast up.
Speaker 3: Rio.
Speaker 4: Take us see how the race went down.
Speaker 15: Well, it was a very slow start from the Piggy
Speaker 15: guns and he never quite recovered.
Speaker 8: Jack was fast, I will give it to him.
Speaker 15: He was flaking, but Piggy Gonzal was very slow to
Speaker 15: get out of the blocks. And then I would say
Speaker 15: probably never really got out of first or second gear,
Speaker 15: just sort of leisurely trotted over the line.
Speaker 8: I turned around.
Speaker 3: Did the pig ever run? I turned around, and he
Speaker 3: walked the rest of the way down to a canter.
Speaker 8: I would say, I wouldn't say.
Speaker 9: Clear.
Speaker 4: Jack is actually just raced himself.
Speaker 3: He won, Christian, I raced the pig and I won.
Speaker 4: He raced.
Speaker 3: What will the record book show? What will the record
Speaker 3: books show?
Speaker 4: You're quite right, the pig walked it.
Speaker 8: Basically, that's not in the books.
Speaker 4: The book just said I think the pigs always going
Speaker 4: on here and thought the nice thing to do is
Speaker 4: let this guy win. You are the deserved winner. You
Speaker 4: held your nerves, you raced you one. Well done.
Speaker 5: Thank you, guys, Thank you for your support. Christian, you
Speaker 5: were the only one who believed in me in this
Speaker 5: whole sea.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen. The winner today, the one and only
Speaker 4: Jack Post. He took and he delivered.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: The Winner Victorious in the Big Race. Christian, I call shananigance.
Speaker 4: Jack Post needs a post race dope testing immediately. While
Speaker 4: he is a bombs fan, they do love a supplement,
Speaker 4: but no, we he too soon we must respect, we
Speaker 4: must respect the winner. There a clear winner, have to say,
Speaker 4: a clear winner was Jack Post. So Jack described the scene. Now,
Speaker 4: how are you feeling?
Speaker 5: I am honestly so happy, Christian. I've never I've never
Speaker 5: felt this kind of elation. Mum and Dad are proud,
Speaker 5: my son is proud, my wife is never looked at
Speaker 5: me this way. I'm just so happy. I'm with Xavier
Speaker 5: obviously the pig's trainer. While I was a hard fought race.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can say it was hard for flogged.
Speaker 3: The pig never really ran. But the best man one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I suppose we could say that's good, dude, humble pie,
Speaker 4: isn't it? Now? Save you give yourself a plug. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much if you hadn't picked up the phone
Speaker 4: last week and made this fun event happen.
Speaker 10: So give you a business a plug, mate, Yeah mate,
Speaker 10: thanks Christian. So, my wife and I Barron Grook Pork,
Speaker 10: we're responsible for supplying a lot of the good quality
Speaker 10: restaurants around Melbourne and Geelong in the coast, so you've
Speaker 10: probably eating our stuff before and you're sitting down at
Speaker 10: the likes of Coder or Bray or the Q training
Speaker 10: something that.
Speaker 4: So thank you all right, and we also must thank
Speaker 4: Jincomb higher. Jackie boy, that fencing there looks beautiful, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: They've gone all out. This pig had no chance of
Speaker 3: getting over this fence.
Speaker 4: And Jackie boy, you are the winner. By the way,
Speaker 4: I presume you're just coming back to the station now,
Speaker 4: because obviously we got another forty minutes left on the show.
Speaker 4: You any ten minutes away?
Speaker 3: May I guess I got a way through the fens here.
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming out, everybody.
Speaker 4: Thank the sponsors.
Speaker 3: Well, I will wade through the crowdy if I get back,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: If I don't, I don't. Are you planning to head home?
Speaker 5: I'm closer to home now, It wouldn't it make sense.
Speaker 5: We'll come back in for five minutes.
Speaker 4: So what are you gonna do about the time wasters
Speaker 4: from the car? Well? We this guy, this is what
Speaker 4: this is the spoils of winning. I guess he gets
Speaker 4: to call the shots. He's the winner.
Speaker 3: Everything change the weekend. Everybody starts now, Jack well done,
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 4: Trisian Jack is going to a big cocky now. He's
Speaker 4: being a child, a small slow pig. He needs a
Speaker 4: new proper challenge. The winner is now in the back
Speaker 4: of his car in a car park. I call great Winners,
Speaker 4: and all went into the car park somewhere. Are you
Speaker 4: still at the Chiltern's Farm.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm in the car park and I'm going to
Speaker 7: just go over the pay machine and call my ticket in.
Speaker 7: It's out of the Olympics, all right.
Speaker 4: So the time wasterter carries on today's time waster, then
Speaker 4: on well old barbecue Day with the news that I
Speaker 4: am Maiden Brilliant Heavy mettal Man I made and have
Speaker 4: released their own barbecue. We're looking for your barbecue bands,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, are you receiving mine? And ready to mark?
Speaker 4: I'm ready to go, all right? Does he marks on
Speaker 4: the backseat of a car. Barbecue bands? Rage against the latrine?
Speaker 4: All this chicken was underdone?
Speaker 7: Hello, Silva?
Speaker 4: Are you hearing it? In the back of the car
Speaker 4: against the latree? Silva? Why there's a wrapper on stage now?
Speaker 4: Who saw him at the oscars? That's right, it's Grill Smith.
Speaker 4: Oh there's another rapper noways Kendrick La Marinade. Oh got
Speaker 4: a lovely tangy barbecue sauce. He's made gold. God, the
Speaker 4: ladies are doing a great barbecue as well. That's right.
Speaker 4: It's the barber Queens of the Stone Age. Barber Queens
Speaker 4: of the Stone Age Bronze. He's getting it loud and clear.
Speaker 4: Actually they can't. Oh my god, these are huge Porterhouse steaks.
Speaker 4: That's right, they're nine inch steaks. Nine bron bron Sam
Speaker 4: Cook is a sole legend. Not so good on the
Speaker 4: barbecue Sam overcooked. More like the best of the week.
Speaker 4: Oh god, this Snagger's or Charcoald Sam overcooked.
Speaker 7: Bronz.
Speaker 4: Okay, Jackie boy, what have you got? Barbecue bands hip.
Speaker 7: Hop act on stage right now is the grill top.
Speaker 4: Hoods basic Bronze. ZZ tongue zz tongues is gold. Zz
Speaker 4: tongues is great. I want some zz tongs zz. Tom
Speaker 4: need to bring out barbecue gear starting with zz tongs
Speaker 4: gold for Zezy tongues.
Speaker 7: Good Charlotte, Charlotte.
Speaker 4: Silver.
Speaker 7: And one of everyone's favorite things is coming on stage
Speaker 7: last at the Barbecue Band Festival. It's Ribby Williams.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll give them that today. Gold for Ribby Williams.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack decided to head home rather than head nine minutes
Speaker 4: back into work, so we called the Sampang Friday move.
Speaker 4: Why not it must be nice? Live like pangy for
Speaker 4: a show. How does it feel to be Sampang?
Speaker 7: Must be good, Jack, this is not a Sampang move.
Speaker 7: Coming back to work would have been in traffic, so
Speaker 7: I would have taken twenty minutes. I would have got
Speaker 7: there for.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. We're just not worth it. We're just
Speaker 4: not worth the traffic. I totally understand. No, we're really not.
Speaker 4: We must move this station to the bottom of your garden.
Speaker 4: I can't forget our note to boss. All right, Jack,
Speaker 4: are you ready to mark? I'm ready to go okay
Speaker 4: on wild Barbecue Day, barbecue bands, fleetwood, kebab, Bronze Toms
Speaker 4: and I that's great, well down Matthew. Barry's got limp
Speaker 4: brisket instead of madness, snagness, snagness, gold ed searing. He's
Speaker 4: hearing the steaks le grilly Heidi. Yeah, I got it
Speaker 4: first tight Yeah, like that silver blink one steak two.
Speaker 4: That's very good. Ross Uh Basty boys gold Stephen Christina
Speaker 4: snag willera genius. Andrew im Preston take about that is
Speaker 4: high level gold as well. Christian, what about bos snags? Oh,
Speaker 4: we love bob snags, Grilly Cyrus. These are brilliant. Oh
Speaker 4: I hope they need to be barbecue shops. Call these
Speaker 4: grill Collins silver. I thought that deserved gold as well,
Speaker 4: led Zeppeloin. That was like a headline actually about Robert
Speaker 4: Plant from the seventies. That cabrace, Horiizens, well done, rod
Speaker 4: In Geelong, Katie Perry, Perry sauce bronze play, Yeah, Nat King,
Speaker 4: Cole Slaw. Oh it's lovely this cold sauce, so tangy
Speaker 4: in there that Maroon. Give these five minutes on each side,
Speaker 4: Maroon five minutes. That's one of my favorites of the show.
Speaker 4: Grilly Joel, Grilly Joel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a couple like that already.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, so sorry to tire you today, almost
Speaker 4: home and Ribbi Williams. Christian is a hell of a
Speaker 4: lot taster you than Ribby Williams. You're quite right, that's
Speaker 4: that's how to do it. Well done, Warwick. All right,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, you deserve this. We're gonna have a little
Speaker 4: replay here of your winning one hundred meters race against
Speaker 4: the pig have a listened to this. It's amazing hearing
Speaker 4: about you. Probably don get your chance. Obviously you are
Speaker 4: racing and winning, but listen to this.
Speaker 15: You're near away man the slow stuff and Piggy Gonzalez
Speaker 15: he's lost his way of being.
Speaker 8: Joe Posts streaming your head, He's streaming your head.
Speaker 7: We ordered a champion.
Speaker 8: A mile absolutely smoked that pin.
Speaker 4: What scenes.
Speaker 7: I'm so proud at the binding moment in my life.
Speaker 4: What a thing to say. And listeners, I promise you
Speaker 4: he's not joking. And in front of you, your mom,
Speaker 4: your dad, your wife, and your son as well. I
Speaker 4: loved it when you said this.
Speaker 5: I was floating and looked over mid race and I
Speaker 5: saw my son and he winked at me.
Speaker 7: I might have been taking some poetic license, all right.
Speaker 4: Jackie Bye. I hope that you can take that winning
Speaker 4: spirit to the Bombers game tonight. Thank you very much
Speaker 4: to everyone who made this happen as well. Whenever we
Speaker 4: try and do anything which probably shouldn't be done, we
Speaker 4: are always reliant on your help to make this. Xavier
Speaker 4: the pig Stinkham as well did the fencing for us
Speaker 4: as well. Peter at Collinwood children's farm as well, all
Speaker 4: coming together like we always do on this show. So
Speaker 4: thank you very very much that I hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, hearing about what it meant to win in
Speaker 4: front of your son, I thought there's only one song
Speaker 4: we can end on today, one of the greatest songs
Speaker 4: ever about our father and some for you and Gordon.
Speaker 4: This is Kat Stevens. Everybody, have a great long weekend.
Speaker 4: Bye bye see it, Jackie, Bye see it. Pats enjoy Sydney.
Speaker 4: I will.
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