Speaker 1: It's the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch. Here Friday afternoon,
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Speaker 2: You guys mon't remember last week. I think it was
Speaker 2: we were talking about non serious things you keep from
Speaker 2: your partner, like harmless secrets, right, you know, a little
Speaker 2: white lie that's okay to tell.
Speaker 3: We've all got them. I don't care who you are.
Speaker 2: Like people that say they don't fight, you do fart,
Speaker 2: you do keep secrets from your partner. My partner, Ben
Speaker 2: lives overseas, and it means it's quite easy to keep
Speaker 2: things from him.
Speaker 4: Brit lies to him more on a technicality, because you.
Speaker 3: Can innocent, innocent things.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was telling you guys about what I keep
Speaker 2: from Ben, and that is that I pretend that I
Speaker 2: cook more than I do.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because I'm a terrible cook. He's an athlete.
Speaker 2: He always wants me to be eating well and vegetables,
Speaker 2: and I can never be bothered.
Speaker 3: I'm always eating Coco pops. This is what I had
Speaker 3: to say. So I often will just like sit down
Speaker 3: with my bowl of Coca Pubs and I'll.
Speaker 2: Just find like an pitch online of Hallo Fresh of
Speaker 2: a Meal and I'm.
Speaker 3: To send it to him.
Speaker 2: So I don't realize that Ben listens to the pickup,
Speaker 2: so he all the way from Scotland. He tunes into
Speaker 2: the podcast version that we drop on the weekend. We
Speaker 2: put it in the pickup and we put all the highlights.
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 4: Wait, he listens every week to the catch up show.
Speaker 4: Apparently it's dedication.
Speaker 1: Because that's actually quite lovely, that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: So he heard, he heard what I do, and a
Speaker 2: couple of nights ago he was like, when'd you have
Speaker 2: the dinners in it?
Speaker 3: And I told him and he's.
Speaker 4: Like, how did you say?
Speaker 3: How did you cook it? Fully trying to catch me out.
Speaker 3: So I sent him a picture and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, you're a liar. He's like, you've already sent me
Speaker 2: that picture. I sent him a double up picture, literally,
Speaker 2: send me a picture. I'm send him like you've already
Speaker 2: said a month ago, and I was like, and I
Speaker 2: got my back up about it. I was like, I
Speaker 2: would never lie to you. I can't gasp. I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe you'd call me a liar, Ben, and
Speaker 2: he's like, dare even if you are, like listen to
Speaker 2: my job?
Speaker 4: Yeah and how dig Yeah, I know I would be
Speaker 4: double down as well healthy.
Speaker 2: So I doubled down and we ended up having it
Speaker 2: out and he's like, I heard you.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this was a test. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: so you're testing me now.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I had to make a promise to him that
Speaker 2: I would no longer have Coca Pops for dinner or
Speaker 2: night because it isn't healthy, and I would eat vegetables.
Speaker 4: How's that going?
Speaker 3: Instant karma?
Speaker 2: Two nights later been last night, I was like, I
Speaker 2: just won't tell him, but I'm gonna have Coco Pops
Speaker 2: for dinner again. Anyway, the soy milk that I had
Speaker 2: was completely off and I spent the whole night on
Speaker 2: the toilet both ends.
Speaker 4: He did that to you on purpose. Ben was like,
Speaker 4: I know you're lying to me, and somehow, through his
Speaker 4: smarty little Scottish senses, he made you go off.
Speaker 2: Well, I think this is the moral of the story, right,
Speaker 2: You can't lie to your partner.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think you can.
Speaker 1: Last week, Laura Britt was going, it's okay to light
Speaker 1: to your partner. Now she has one sip of sour
Speaker 1: soy milk and he's going never.
Speaker 3: I'm cheating on the vegetables with the Coca pops.
Speaker 4: I'm not cheating it, okay. I want to know how
Speaker 4: Ben feels knowing that you said on national radio within
Speaker 4: Australia that it's okay to lardie your partner even if
Speaker 4: it is a white light. Like what was his take
Speaker 4: on the whole thing?
Speaker 3: Apart from just being the food that's the Pickup.
Speaker 1: And Brittain Bend are no longer together all right now?
Speaker 1: Next on the show, I am I'm a single boy.
Speaker 1: I'm in my dating era and I'm starting to go
Speaker 1: back on dates and I've just got back on the apps.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. They've changed so much since I've been single.
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship for five years. It's a
Speaker 1: whole new world. But there is a way that I
Speaker 1: think I can incorporate the two of you, Britain Laura
Speaker 1: into my dating profile. Don't drug, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: not not in that regard. It's it's something you can
Speaker 1: do on the show and we'll do it next here
Speaker 1: at the pickup