WEBVTT - MINI! Is Brit toxic for this? 😅

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch. Here Friday afternoon,

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<v Speaker 2>You guys mon't remember last week. I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about non serious things you keep from

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<v Speaker 2>your partner, like harmless secrets, right, you know, a little

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<v Speaker 2>white lie that's okay to tell.

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<v Speaker 3>We've all got them. I don't care who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Like people that say they don't fight, you do fart,

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<v Speaker 2>you do keep secrets from your partner. My partner, Ben

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<v Speaker 2>lives overseas, and it means it's quite easy to keep

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<v Speaker 2>things from him.

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<v Speaker 4>Brit lies to him more on a technicality, because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Can innocent, innocent things.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I was telling you guys about what I keep

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<v Speaker 2>from Ben, and that is that I pretend that I

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<v Speaker 2>cook more than I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, because I'm a terrible cook. He's an athlete.

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<v Speaker 2>He always wants me to be eating well and vegetables,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can never be bothered.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always eating Coco pops. This is what I had

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<v Speaker 3>to say. So I often will just like sit down

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<v Speaker 3>with my bowl of Coca Pubs and I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Just find like an pitch online of Hallo Fresh of

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<v Speaker 2>a Meal and I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>To send it to him.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't realize that Ben listens to the pickup,

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<v Speaker 2>so he all the way from Scotland. He tunes into

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast version that we drop on the weekend. We

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<v Speaker 2>put it in the pickup and we put all the highlights.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even think about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, he listens every week to the catch up show.

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently it's dedication.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's actually quite lovely, that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>So he heard, he heard what I do, and a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of nights ago he was like, when'd you have

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<v Speaker 2>the dinners in it?

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<v Speaker 3>And I told him and he's.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, how did you say?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you cook it? Fully trying to catch me out.

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<v Speaker 3>So I sent him a picture and he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you're a liar. He's like, you've already sent me

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<v Speaker 2>that picture. I sent him a double up picture, literally,

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<v Speaker 2>send me a picture. I'm send him like you've already

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<v Speaker 2>said a month ago, and I was like, and I

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<v Speaker 2>got my back up about it. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>would never lie to you. I can't gasp. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you'd call me a liar, Ben, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, dare even if you are, like listen to

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<v Speaker 2>my job?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah and how dig Yeah, I know I would be

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<v Speaker 4>double down as well healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>So I doubled down and we ended up having it

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<v Speaker 2>out and he's like, I heard you.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe this was a test. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>so you're testing me now.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I had to make a promise to him that

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<v Speaker 2>I would no longer have Coca Pops for dinner or

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<v Speaker 2>night because it isn't healthy, and I would eat vegetables.

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<v Speaker 4>How's that going?

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<v Speaker 3>Instant karma?

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<v Speaker 2>Two nights later been last night, I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>just won't tell him, but I'm gonna have Coco Pops

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<v Speaker 2>for dinner again. Anyway, the soy milk that I had

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<v Speaker 2>was completely off and I spent the whole night on

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet both ends.

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<v Speaker 4>He did that to you on purpose. Ben was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I know you're lying to me, and somehow, through his

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<v Speaker 4>smarty little Scottish senses, he made you go off.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think this is the moral of the story, right,

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<v Speaker 2>You can't lie to your partner.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I think you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week, Laura Britt was going, it's okay to light

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<v Speaker 1>to your partner. Now she has one sip of sour

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<v Speaker 1>soy milk and he's going never.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm cheating on the vegetables with the Coca pops.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not cheating it, okay. I want to know how

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<v Speaker 4>Ben feels knowing that you said on national radio within

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<v Speaker 4>Australia that it's okay to lardie your partner even if

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<v Speaker 4>it is a white light. Like what was his take

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<v Speaker 4>on the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Apart from just being the food that's the Pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>And Brittain Bend are no longer together all right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Next on the show, I am I'm a single boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in my dating era and I'm starting to go

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<v Speaker 1>back on dates and I've just got back on the apps.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. They've changed so much since I've been single.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in a relationship for five years. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole new world. But there is a way that I

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<v Speaker 1>think I can incorporate the two of you, Britain Laura

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<v Speaker 1>into my dating profile. Don't drug, no, no, no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not not in that regard. It's it's something you can

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<v Speaker 1>do on the show and we'll do it next here

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<v Speaker 1>at the pickup