1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, Ninmi. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 2: Let's talk about the kiss yesterday. 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 3: Genuinely, the kiss that stopped a nation real him. I mean, 4 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,280 Speaker 3: this thing is absolutely popped off online. I don't think 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 3: that audio does it justice somehow. I mean that that 6 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 3: shows you the lengths of the intensity of the kiss. 7 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: But I really think you need to go and see 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: this thing. 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 3: So go on social media wherever you get your social media, 10 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 3: look at Will and Woody and you'll see one of 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 3: the hottest kisses in town. I feel the comments here 12 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 3: will bump Steph Claire Smith, who actually texted us both 13 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 3: during the intense kiss. My reaction was exactly the same 14 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 3: in the carrame my way home from work when I 15 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 3: listened to this live laugh face amazing. Norman says, that's 16 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 3: not a French kiss anymore, that's European kiss. 17 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: I never know what that means. 18 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 3: Kruber and I, I said, I enjoyed that more than some 19 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 3: of my Tinder day first kisses. Ariel, I had no 20 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 3: expectations for tongue and I couldn't be happier, true kings. 21 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 2: Well, it had to be a proper tongue kiss. 22 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 3: Well, and I do want to talk about the level 23 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 3: of tongue, cause I feel like amongst all the comments 24 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 3: that this is received online, the tongue has come up 25 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 3: a lot. But before that, our audio producer, Tim, who 26 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 3: enjoys the kiss so much, has actually put the kiss 27 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 3: within a whole bunch of songs. 28 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: So I haven't heard these yet. Listen to my first 29 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: kiss when adiddle like. 30 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 4: This, Wow, is there another one there? Let's talk about 31 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 4: the tongue. Let's talk about. 32 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 3: Overwhelmingly that was the chat on the comments and the 33 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 3: question that we want to ask we over on thirteen 34 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 3: one oh six y five. 35 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 1: Is there such a thing as too much tongue? 36 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, because, I mean one of the comments he missed 37 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 5: out on was your partner. Mimi's top comment here was 38 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 5: I don't even get that much tongue, and. 39 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 1: So that was jealousy. She's jealous. She was jealous of 40 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: the No, absolutely not. You weren't even close. I'm sorry 41 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: you were. 42 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 2: Surprisingly it's a professional answer. 43 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 5: I understand that, and I know that we're on obviously 44 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 5: a public broadcast system right now. 45 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: I actually think you were better at kissing than my partner. 46 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: You were shocked. I was shocked at how good you were. 47 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 2: I know I'm a good kiss had a very low expectation. 48 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 2: I know, I'm a good kisser. 49 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: I thought you'd be more aggressive. Well, and I was. 50 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 2: If I'm going to be honest with you, you are 51 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 2: too aggressive. 52 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: I was too aggressive, far too aggressive. 53 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 3: Much tongue and this is the question. So thirteen one 54 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 3: oh six y five again, I. 55 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 2: Had to close the gates on you at one stage, 56 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 2: did you. Yeah, you came in very. 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: Hot, Oh passionate. 58 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,960 Speaker 2: You lathered me, You lathered me. 59 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: I wear my tongue on my st leaves. Yeah. 60 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 2: I felt like I was at the dentist with that 61 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 2: thing down the back of my throat. That Yeah, man, 62 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 2: that's how deep you were. 63 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy Earth and you don't like a lot of tongue. 64 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 3: You actually had a conversation with a previous partner about 65 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 3: too much tongue. 66 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 1: You've got a delicate mouth. 67 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 5: Well, no, I just think that there's a measure of 68 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 5: tongue which is like a nice amount of tongue. 69 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, didn't You had a conversation there was a 70 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 3: former partner and knew how to say. 71 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:21,799 Speaker 2: To her, Yeah, you're coming in too hot. I'm a 72 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 2: good kiss of woods. 73 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 5: I know where the line is and I think where 74 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 5: there's where like too much tongue is certainly it's an 75 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 5: air and look, you'll probably have to have a chat 76 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 5: with Mim about this. 77 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: Well you think Mim wants to let me know that 78 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 1: I'm having too much tongue? 79 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 3: Think so wow, this is I mean, this is an 80 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 3: interesting place to put this feedback live on radio. But 81 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 3: I'm putting too much tongue in there, I think, so okay, Well, 82 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 3: I want to hear from more people. By the way, 83 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 3: thirteen one oh six five is the number. Have you 84 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 3: dated someone who put in far too much tongue? Is 85 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 3: there such a thing as too much tongue? 86 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 2: For us? Yesterday was the best day to get lucky 87 00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:01,119 Speaker 2: wild kiss the moment. 88 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: I was the Mona, I was Mona Lisa there. 89 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 2: And you double handed me on the face. 90 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely to still target anyway, we are talking though 91 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 3: thirty one o six five The question is there such 92 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 3: a thing as too much tongue? Because there is, yes 93 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 3: a video of that, go and get it where you 94 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 3: get your socials, Will and Woody just look that up. 95 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 3: But the discussion was basically around the tongue. No one 96 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 3: expected the tongue when we said we're going to kiss 97 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 3: in the studio. You're now saying I use too. 98 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 5: Much tongue where we agreed on a snog, Yes, but 99 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 5: I think the degree of tongue that you used was 100 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 5: like real fin edge of the wedge tongue. 101 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 2: I was like when you're kids, like you're in your jocks. 102 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 2: You're kissing in your jocks. That's what. That's the sort 103 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 2: of tongue you were using, which. 104 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,600 Speaker 1: I'm up for. 105 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 2: At that stage, you hadn't even brought me a drink. 106 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: That's that's fair, That's totally fair. That's a good point. 107 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 5: A lot of people on a first date, like first 108 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 5: date date's gone really well. 109 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: I definitely would have kissed like that with min for 110 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 1: sure on the first date. Yeah, definitely. 111 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 3: We got a little we went to a little nook 112 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 3: in a main street and absolutely we kissed like that. 113 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 2: Wow. 114 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: And we went back to a car and kissed like that. 115 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,840 Speaker 3: That's all we did, though, I would like to stipulate 116 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 3: that because it was a first date, of course, William. 117 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 3: So look, Kathy's gone on. Let's get back on top 118 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 3: of Let's get back on topic. Kathy, is there such 119 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 3: a thing as too much tongue? This is pretty confronting 120 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 3: for me to hear that will thinks I use too 121 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:28,840 Speaker 3: much tongue. 122 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: What do you reckon? 123 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 6: Well, look, I don't mind a bit of tongue, but 124 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 6: my first kiss went a little like this. The guy 125 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 6: stuck his tongue so far down my throat. I checked 126 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 6: on it. 127 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: Choked. 128 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:44,840 Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I am clearly not an expert. This is 129 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 6: my first cist, but I'm pretty sure I'm not first 130 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 6: to check on your tongue. 131 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 2: Oh how were you, Kath? 132 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 6: I was seventeen eighteen? 133 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: How was the feedback received? 134 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 3: So when he's told that he's he's putting tongue too 135 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 3: far down, how was it received? 136 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 6: It looks a little bit hurt, but seem to take 137 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 6: it on and here improved from then on. 138 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 5: Because there's no one telling you how to do these things. 139 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 5: Thanks to cold Cat, there's no there's no playbook. No 140 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 5: one says to you, this is how you should kiss. 141 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 3: You've waited five days before telling me that I was 142 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 3: kissing too aggressive. 143 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 2: No, you can't tell you on the spot. You would 144 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 2: have been hurt. You were annoyable. I had to spit 145 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,559 Speaker 2: after the kiss. 146 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,960 Speaker 1: That was very offensive to spit in the binner. 147 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 5: I imagine if I had a spat in the bin 148 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,719 Speaker 5: and then turned around and said, you tongued me too hard. 149 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have broken your heart. 150 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: I would have cried, let's go to Brennan here, Brennan. 151 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: Is there such a thing as too much tongue? Mate? 152 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 7: Oh? There you going boys? 153 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: Good mate, We're very good, very good. 154 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 7: I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I mean, 155 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 7: I dated this this, this girl when I was a 156 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 7: bit younger for a little over a year, and I 157 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 7: basically had to adapt to just having no tongue ever 158 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 7: used at all. And I spent a year kicking this 159 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 7: girl where we were just opening our mouths and there 160 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 7: was no tongue. It was a bit like the suspense 161 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 7: of Now, imagine you're trying to lick an ice cream, 162 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,200 Speaker 7: but every time you try to stick your tongue out, 163 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 7: there's just nothing there. 164 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 5: Oh so, so, how long were you in the relationship 165 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 5: for a little over a year? 166 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: Oh bloody hell, it. 167 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 2: Was just it was tongueless. You didn't you never did 168 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 2: any time. 169 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 3: Just giving CPR. It's effectively CPR every time you get intimate. 170 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 3: So Brendan, did it end? How did it end? 171 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 6: Oh? 172 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 7: Well, she ended up. She ended up moving on to 173 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 7: bigger and better things. But now she's just the tongueless 174 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 7: wonder with some other poor gentleman. 175 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 2: So it's not really the tongue was me. 176 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 5: She's like one of those clowns at the zoo that 177 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 5: you're trying to put the ball in there. 178 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 3: Yes, let's go to meet here mea, what do you reckon? 179 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 3: Is there such a thing as too much tongue? We're 180 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 3: on the line a bit here. 181 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but there is absolutely such I had a 182 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 6: guy once to kiss me and it was like he 183 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 6: was trying to digest my chin, always going much open mouth, 184 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 6: so much tongue was disgusting. 185 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 1: As he was getting tongue all around your mouth. 186 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 3: That's how people get pash rash when you have an 187 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 3: over Zella's tongue going around the math. 188 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: That's what he was doing. 189 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 6: Man, bloody had pashrash from it. 190 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, do you tongue? 191 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 2: Do you go the tongue though? Maya? 192 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 3: Oh? 193 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 4: I absolutely do. 194 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 6: But there's a. 195 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 2: Did you see how do you see how kiss may out? 196 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 6: I actually haven't out. I think I have to see it. 197 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to have a watch. 198 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I think we split down gender lines here. 199 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 5: By the way, I feel like all the chicks are saying, 200 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 5: there's definitely such a thing as too much tongue, and 201 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 5: all the blokes are saying, DIY like the tongue. 202 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: More tongue, the better. 203 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 2: I'm defferent with a woman in our relationship. 204 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense, so did I. 205 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 3: I didn't get around your mouth, though, I feel like 206 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 3: my tongue was very much within the playing ground. 207 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, you think I missed mouth. 208 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 2: I don't think you missed mouth. I really had to 209 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 2: like force you out, though I did. 210 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: I did feel that really came into the house. I 211 00:08:59,280 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: felt a defense. 212 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 5: You did. 213 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 2: You were like Goldilocks. 214 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,640 Speaker 1: Let's go to Peter here, Peter, what are your thoughts? Mate? 215 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 1: Is there such a thing all the way down me? 216 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: I love it? No, Vader swam very for the tongue. 217 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,959 Speaker 5: Wow wow, I'm. 218 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 6: Not sure if you guys heard Peter. 219 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,360 Speaker 2: Head on its you go with the wood. If you got 220 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 2: to see a kiss for yourselves? Oh my god? 221 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 1: It is what is that? 222 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 2: What is that is that is looked? 223 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 1: Is that looked? 224 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 5: Now? 225 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:33,439 Speaker 2: Kiss? 226 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:34,040 Speaker 1: Very much? 227 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 6: That's too much? 228 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 3: That's so much? 229 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,240 Speaker 5: Now are you done with that? 230 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 6: Why not? 231 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 3: Check out more from willen Woody on the Full Show 232 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 3: podcast