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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast. Nini who takes

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Speaker 1: longer to get ready in your relationship. Look, I've said

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Speaker 1: men and women, but obviously you know we're taking all

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Speaker 1: gender non binary people here as well to hear it.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear why as well. Look, the reason

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Speaker 1: we're talking about it is an Idaho man by the

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Speaker 1: name of David Rush. He's from otahle broken Guinness World

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Speaker 1: record but running a half marathon while wearing a hundred

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Speaker 1: limed T shirts. You the whole thing in American voice.

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Speaker 1: But I like the opportunity for you know, when I

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Speaker 1: do an American American peace get to talk. Sorry, it's

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Speaker 1: it's addictive anyway. Yeah, twenty five minutes it took for

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Speaker 1: him to be dressed in his one hundred and eleven

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Speaker 1: T shirts, which is the world Guinness World Record. So

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Speaker 1: the most amount of T shirts to run a half

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Speaker 1: marathon in what a stupid record. Yeah. Look at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, job good on you mate, Like

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Speaker 1: is it just like I think? I think? Yeah? The

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Speaker 1: annoying thing about this is that Guinness We've tried to

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Speaker 1: break lots of records, guys, Guinness and notoriously hard to

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Speaker 1: get onto because you can throw them anything you can.

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Speaker 1: You can literally throw them anything. They say, how many

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Speaker 1: tooth picks? And you show you're asked in ten minutes

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Speaker 1: if you want to do that. We've pitched a lot

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Speaker 1: that was up there, but they come out to it. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: take a set, it's too busy. But they have a

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Speaker 1: lot of people being like, yeah, it's not the tooth

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Speaker 1: big one.

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Speaker 2: Again, there's a going in Australia. You can do two fifty.

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Speaker 1: There's always someone else. They go, this is the current one.

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Speaker 1: Then you're like, how did somebody else think of that? Anyway, Look,

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Speaker 1: took him twenty five minutes to get ready? Opens up

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Speaker 1: this chat for you and me? Woulds how long? Who

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Speaker 1: do you? Which sex do you think takes longer? Which

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Speaker 1: gender do you think it takes longer to get ready for?

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Speaker 1: Tara's caught on thirty one and six five, Tar, you

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Speaker 1: reckon men take longer?

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Speaker 2: Yes, they do.

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Speaker 1: So. My husband takes about an hour to get ready.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that same amount of time.

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Speaker 1: I can get myself showered, my two small children showered. Wow.

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Speaker 1: What's he doing in there? What's he doing in there?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what happens. He has it privately behind

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Speaker 1: closed doors, Sarah. Yeah, it's the same for me, Like

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Speaker 1: I don't I take a long time. What do you do? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you're bald and you you have a beard. So

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Speaker 1: I have a bed. I've got about three pieces of clothing.

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Speaker 2: Bed maintains.

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Speaker 1: I spend a long time in the shower. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just it's not it. I think that's what annoys Sem most.

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Speaker 1: You have long showers's sleep with myself in the shower,

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Speaker 1: I mean there by myself. Yeah. But the point is

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Speaker 1: that's why Sam gets so angry at me because she's like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing. I think it's because I don't

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Speaker 1: get ready for a very long time. Like I don't

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Speaker 1: get start getting ready. Fil was like fifteen minutes ago,

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Speaker 1: and then I always go over the time. So it's

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Speaker 1: more the fact that we're late, as opposed to me

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Speaker 1: taking long. You wouldy on the other hand, like I've

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Speaker 1: lived with you. I've lived with you for the Celebrity Apprentice.

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Speaker 1: We're living together. I like to drip dry. I don't

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Speaker 1: like to tell the whole thing takes a long time. Mate,

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Speaker 1: you're in there early. The hair dryer is going. It's yeah,

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Speaker 1: the hair dryer, not another hair drying don't try. And

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Speaker 1: that night you're not operating a hair dry. It was

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Speaker 1: like goddamn rocket going off. Everyone. You could feel the

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Speaker 1: room vibrating two minus ten. I don't we heard you

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Speaker 1: in the week anyway.

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Speaker 2: We've actually got my partner me here because I actually

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: The high dry, there's the spray, there's the skin treatment.

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Speaker 1: There's the face you've got to you've got a hair spray. No, no,

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Speaker 1: you take that in your carry on. I've cut that.

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Speaker 2: You know I've cut that because you saw me in

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Speaker 2: the checken, mim You've got an updated version of me

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Speaker 2: getting ready.

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Speaker 1: Why does it take me so long? Well, it's not

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Speaker 1: the hairspraymore.

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Speaker 2: It's a face spray, which we've we've figured out is

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Speaker 2: literally just.

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Speaker 1: Warm and water, canned water. Yeah, I've seen that. I

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Speaker 1: thought you got rid of the canned water from me.

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Speaker 1: I hide that from you. It's just water.

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Speaker 2: The bottle you get two for nineteen ninety nine from

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Speaker 2: Chemist Warehouse.

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Speaker 1: A Vena is the brand.

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a it's a natural spring water and

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Speaker 2: it's good for sensitive skin.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Mimmy, I feel sorry for you. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Also doesn't help having a shower outdoor for forty five

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Speaker 2: minutes because he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Want a shower indoors because he doesn't like it in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. I like showering outdoors. And then I also,

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Speaker 2: as you know, Mimi, I don't like to hell dry.

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Speaker 2: I like to know a couple of serums as well.

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Speaker 1: After that. Yeah, Andrew, god knows what else he's putting

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Speaker 1: on his face enough. Why are you down with that?

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Speaker 1: Why not?

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