Speaker 1: Do you have a familiar stranger in your life, someone
Speaker 1: you see regularly on the train or at the gym
Speaker 1: or the supermarket. You don't know anything about them. Their
Speaker 1: life is but a mystery to you. They might look
Speaker 1: like a normal person, but they may have a dungeon
Speaker 1: in their house, or have a connection to Hollywood, or
Speaker 1: they may have even been famous in a past life.
Speaker 1: That's where I come in. Hi, I'm at Simone and
Speaker 1: I'm finding the most interesting people who may present as
Speaker 1: very regular people. I'm ready to squeeze out another confession. Head.
Speaker 2: Hi, my name's Bill. I'm from the Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia.
Speaker 2: I live on a hobby phone with my wife. We
Speaker 2: have two children six grandchildren under the age of five.
Speaker 2: I love the ocean, the sun, the sand, and I
Speaker 2: enjoy animals more than people. However, I am conceding feeling
Speaker 2: something from you, Art Simone, but I'm ready to confess.
Speaker 1: Hello. Bill, how are you going very well?
Speaker 2: And thank you for having me?
Speaker 1: Oh, thanks for coming on the podcast here today. Now.
Speaker 1: You're nice and clean cut, you're well lit, you look
Speaker 1: like you know what you're doing. You're on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: How long have you been there for your whole life or.
Speaker 2: Our whole life. Yeah, I came up when I was
Speaker 2: probably two or three years of age.
Speaker 1: Okay, sidetrack though, what's your favorite Gold Coast theme park?
Speaker 2: Go? Oh, it has to be wet mild.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a very uncommon answer. Maybe that's a clue.
Speaker 1: I'm going to write that down. Wet things. Okay, wet
Speaker 1: things could be important. I personally am a movie world person,
Speaker 1: but I think that's just because, you know, I feel
Speaker 1: like I have star quality and star power, and I
Speaker 1: feel like I just belong in movie world. Do you
Speaker 1: like the sun? Are you okay with that?
Speaker 2: I love the surf, sull and sand.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't only like surf, sun as I
Speaker 1: actually only like none of those things. But maybe we'll
Speaker 1: have lots in common. Who knows. Who knows. So what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is ask you three questions, and from
Speaker 1: the answers to those three questions, I have to work
Speaker 1: out what it is that you're concealing from me here today.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Bill?
Speaker 2: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: All right, Bill? Okay. First question, what is a motto
Speaker 1: you live by?
Speaker 2: Sit down, shut up, or fuck off?
Speaker 1: Sit down, shut up or fuck off. Okay, now, is
Speaker 1: that something you've had to say a lot in your life?
Speaker 2: Quite a lot?
Speaker 1: And where did you first come across this? Rather to
Speaker 1: the point motto always placed.
Speaker 2: In a position of having to say it, and it's
Speaker 2: just been an ongoing thing since.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Look, I wish I could use that.
Speaker 1: I work in a lot of nightclubs with a lot
Speaker 1: of easy people, and I tell you what, it'd be
Speaker 1: lovely to bark that at some Okay. Question number two
Speaker 1: in alternate universe, who would you be and what would
Speaker 1: your profession be?
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what, I'd still be me, but I'd
Speaker 2: be a cleaner because I'm always cleaning up other people's shit.
Speaker 1: Cleaner. Okay, cleaner. Well, you're coming across very authoritative. Authoritative,
Speaker 1: authoritative now I'm having on those days. I may look
Speaker 1: like I have a big brain because my hair is
Speaker 1: so big, but it's actually filled with plastic bags and
Speaker 1: if you're in the room with me, you'd be able
Speaker 1: to hear them anyway. Question number three, our final question
Speaker 1: is what is your take on the meaning of life?
Speaker 1: To avoid death?
Speaker 2: What the fuck.
Speaker 1: The meaning of life is? Not to die at all? Okay?
Speaker 1: Avoid death? Wow? Okay, They've really set me up with
Speaker 1: a lot of information. Should really pull apart here today, Bill. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm getting that you have to tell a lot
Speaker 1: of people what to do, and you're cleaning up things,
Speaker 1: so you'd be a good cleaner cleaning up. That sounds
Speaker 1: like messy situations, but could be any type of messy situation,
Speaker 1: not actual mess okay, messy lives, messy people, messy wives, okay,
Speaker 1: and avoiding death. How else could you avoid death? Not
Speaker 1: to live in the first place.
Speaker 2: What's a bit?
Speaker 1: But you're here in front of me, so that's interesting. Okay, Okay, right,
Speaker 1: are you like an ambo? Like that's all that's coming
Speaker 1: to mind? Bill, I'm just going to go for that. Bill,
Speaker 1: Are you an ambo?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Duh.
Speaker 2: Excuse me. My name's Bill Edgar and I am the
Speaker 2: coffin confessor. Sit down, shut up or fuck I'm hired
Speaker 2: by the decease before they die to tell those that
Speaker 2: were loved how much they were loved, and those that
Speaker 2: my clients love to hate to fuck off.
Speaker 1: What what the fuck is that? Bill? You're a coffin confessor.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that like I know what it is, but
Speaker 1: I'm very confused. Is he into coffins? Does he sell them?
Speaker 1: Does he feel them? Who is he confessing to? All right,
Speaker 1: we're here with Bil who is not an ambo. He
Speaker 1: is but a coffin confessor. And if you're like me,
Speaker 1: you probably have no idea what the hell he's talking about.
Speaker 1: So please, Bill, can you give me a top line
Speaker 1: of what a coffin confessor is? What that entails?
Speaker 2: Well, basically, I'm engaged by the decease to turn up
Speaker 2: at the funeral and to let the secrets out of
Speaker 2: the closet. Every person on the planet has a skeleton
Speaker 2: in the closet, and I reveal them at the funeral
Speaker 2: and be it good, bad, funny or said it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter then whether you like me or loath me, you
Speaker 2: won't forget me.
Speaker 1: So you gate crashed funerals to deliver news on behalf
Speaker 1: of the deceased.
Speaker 2: That's correct.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, before we go into that, is this something
Speaker 1: that has that you've seen happen in other places and
Speaker 1: you're like, I could do that? Or did you make
Speaker 1: this up yourself?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I'm the only coffin confessor on the planet.
Speaker 2: There's no one else like me, and it created in
Speaker 2: twenty and eighteen. As it started as a joke, I
Speaker 2: told a dying man that I crash his funeral for him,
Speaker 2: and he took me up on the offer, and from
Speaker 2: there it went from one funeral to another to another
Speaker 2: and then another doors open where I'd be going to
Speaker 2: viewings and pinpricking the body to make sure he's dead,
Speaker 2: or placing items in coffins, or gain your people's homes
Speaker 2: and sweeping them of items they don't want their family
Speaker 2: and friends to find after they've done.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, though, it's quite a useful service
Speaker 1: because now that you've mentioned sweeping a house of items,
Speaker 1: a lot of people in their lives, maybe not me,
Speaker 1: may have certain objects in their house that they might
Speaker 1: not want I don't know their mother seeing, or maybe
Speaker 1: any other relatives seeing. So I am exactly that makes
Speaker 1: complete sense of our bill. Top draw on my bedside?
Speaker 1: Can you just burn that?
Speaker 2: Please? Can you?
Speaker 1: I don't want to see that? Please?
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Now have you always been a good secret keeper?
Speaker 2: I believe so. I've been a private investigator for about
Speaker 2: fourteen years now, so I do keep secrets and I
Speaker 2: hold them dearly because you know, it's my job. It's
Speaker 2: a trust that people rely on me.
Speaker 1: I said earlier that we've got nothing in common, and
Speaker 1: we've just really cemented that even more because the world
Speaker 1: that I come from, there is no secrets kept whatsoever.
Speaker 1: You try to get a room of drag queens together
Speaker 1: and everyone has got I know absolutely everything about everyone
Speaker 1: else by the end of the night. So I think
Speaker 1: I would personally be a terrible Actually, i'd be good
Speaker 1: at the confessing maybe if I got maybe if they
Speaker 1: got given the gossip the morning of the funeral, and
Speaker 1: then I could rock up and be like, so, I
Speaker 1: bet you bet you didn't know this. Oh that's right
Speaker 1: to say. What's it like delivering secrets? You know? Do
Speaker 1: you have a sassy side?
Speaker 2: No, I don't have a sassy side. I have a look,
Speaker 2: my integrity is everything. I go in and I sit
Speaker 2: amongst mourners, family and friends, and I stand up at
Speaker 2: a specific time that my client and I have basically
Speaker 2: worked out, and I'll interrupt the service by standing up
Speaker 2: and saying, excuse me, my name's Billaid guy, I'm the
Speaker 2: coffin professor city and shut up. Well fuck off, this
Speaker 2: is your loved one laying in the coffin and they've
Speaker 2: left something unset. If you want to hear it, stay
Speaker 2: and listen. If you don't chuck off.
Speaker 1: Do people look at you when you arrive at the
Speaker 1: funeral and like they're start out and being like, who
Speaker 1: the fuck is this guy sitting in here? Like as
Speaker 1: there have been a scenario where you've us to leave
Speaker 1: before you can even deliver the news that you have to.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, some people get a bit upset, But as
Speaker 2: soon as I get the crowd on my side, the
Speaker 2: crowd usually hushould send down and ask them to leave
Speaker 2: because they want to hear. They want to hear what
Speaker 2: they loved. One left une said, I'm just a messenger.
Speaker 1: You must be a good guy because they're dead. So
Speaker 1: if you don't shut up to the funeral and do it,
Speaker 1: who's going to know because you're the only one that
Speaker 1: knows the secret. So wow, you you must be a
Speaker 1: really top notch bloke. If you're you're like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: still gonna go do my job because I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Some of us wake up in the morning and if
Speaker 1: we don't have if our boss is dead, what's the point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, but we all die, and I
Speaker 2: know more people dead than alive. Now, so I'm going
Speaker 2: where they're going, and there's no way I'm going to
Speaker 2: rip the dead off.
Speaker 1: Now that you mentioned that that could be a good
Speaker 1: horror movie. Anyway, so you said it started, you know
Speaker 1: as AA. How did people then start to catch on
Speaker 1: about this service and find out about you?
Speaker 2: Well, I I basically read aloud exactly what my client
Speaker 2: once said. Because it's their letter, they sign it. I
Speaker 2: have a contractual agreement and a video of me and
Speaker 2: my client. But once I finished reading, I placed the
Speaker 2: letter back in the envelope, place it on the coffin,
Speaker 2: and I leave. So I don't know if the funeral
Speaker 2: continues or not. I just walk out. Now, this first
Speaker 2: particular crash, I left, and the young girl came out
Speaker 2: and she said, excuse me, Bill, and my dad would
Speaker 2: be proud, thank you so much for doing that. The
Speaker 2: second lady that came out asked me and insisted that
Speaker 2: I see her auntie, who was in palliative care. And
Speaker 2: I decided to go and see her, and she asked
Speaker 2: me to crash her funeral. And from that funeral, there
Speaker 2: was a reporter there and the reporter made a headline story,
Speaker 2: just a little one, and then I was on Good
Speaker 2: Morning Britain. And after thirty minutes of been on Good
Speaker 2: Morning Britain, I had fourteen and a half thousand requests
Speaker 2: from the UK.
Speaker 1: Does that mean you get to travel a lot to
Speaker 1: get to some funerals or do you Sometimes it's not
Speaker 1: about showing up in Perine, might be just delivering some news,
Speaker 1: whether that is by the mail or by you know.
Speaker 2: Exactly a lot of times the overseas stuff is either
Speaker 2: via zoom or a face to face you know, teleconference
Speaker 2: or something like that. But to mean I do have
Speaker 2: to travel overseas, I've got a lot going on in
Speaker 2: the entertainment industry. So there there's quite a lot going on.
Speaker 1: Could you guess, now, guess how many different people's information
Speaker 1: you've got like on the backburner, ready to deliver it
Speaker 1: when the time is right.
Speaker 2: Oh, one hundred and nearly a thousand and nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the other thing too is as a private investigator,
Speaker 2: and I know the internet world very well. I'm an
Speaker 2: old school I write everything down as well, so I
Speaker 2: don't trust the Internet. I don't trust you know, the
Speaker 2: back doors of internet. So you know, I make sure
Speaker 2: it's all written down and it's hidden safely and securely.
Speaker 2: And that's the trust that my clients have in me.
Speaker 1: Have the police. Then, if someone's confessed to a crime,
Speaker 1: for example, police giving me a rough time to try
Speaker 1: and get some more information out. And how does the
Speaker 1: situation like that work?
Speaker 2: Okay, So if someone confesses a crime to me, I
Speaker 2: have to report it. You're obliged to report it. However,
Speaker 2: if they write it down, put it in a post
Speaker 2: envelope and post it to me, or I post it
Speaker 2: in myself and I don't open it, I don't know
Speaker 2: the crime, so I don't have to report it until
Speaker 2: the day of the feral.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, Well there's a way around it all, isn't there?
Speaker 1: There always is? Yes, how do you know if some
Speaker 1: of them have carcked it? Like do you have to
Speaker 1: like fully? Like because a bitteres aren't even a thing anymore?
Speaker 1: Like how do you how do you keep track to
Speaker 1: be like, oh shit, I've missed the fear and I
Speaker 1: don't even know what's happening. Like how do you I
Speaker 1: understand the ones that are knocking on death's door you
Speaker 1: can keep an eye out for how do you watch
Speaker 1: out those the other ones?
Speaker 2: Every person that's engaged my services has a confident Okay, great,
Speaker 2: that knows that I'm engaged. They don't know what I do.
Speaker 1: Or think something to do with the will or something
Speaker 1: I don't know well exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they know I'm going to do so, they know
Speaker 2: I'm the coffin confessor. They just don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: And it could, like I say, it be good, bad,
Speaker 2: funny or sad.
Speaker 1: So and when you sit down have a meeting with
Speaker 1: your client and they tell you what they want you
Speaker 1: to do, there wouldn't be much in the world that
Speaker 1: shocks you. But is there still some things you're like, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: did you get caught by surprise? Sometimes even now.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I think I've seen everything
Speaker 2: and I've heard everything. I mean, obviously there might be
Speaker 2: an item at a house that I wouldn't have suspected.
Speaker 2: Like you know, there was a lady recently who was
Speaker 2: quite an elderly lady, and she named her toy Clive
Speaker 2: after a husband had passed away some years ago. And
Speaker 2: Clive was no small fella. That'll be surprised.
Speaker 1: All right, when I'm going you get rid of Clive,
Speaker 1: please send him out to pasture, all right, bloody? How well,
Speaker 1: good honor though, good honor that, But that is quite
Speaker 1: true because I feel, you know, I feel like some
Speaker 1: of we have packs with our best years to go.
Speaker 1: If anything happens, just go and fix this please. So
Speaker 1: it's nice that it's just a service, But how do
Speaker 1: you prove to someone that you are trustworthy? Because I
Speaker 1: have trust issues? And how do I know that if
Speaker 1: I call you up and I give you a little
Speaker 1: bit of gossip or a little secret, a little bit
Speaker 1: of news to deliver, that I can trust you.
Speaker 2: Look, it comes down to morals, integrity, and ethics, and
Speaker 2: that's what I have. I mean, it's proof now since
Speaker 2: twenty and eighteen, I have not let a secret out.
Speaker 2: I won't do it until the funeral. Sometimes I don't
Speaker 2: even know what the secret is until I met the
Speaker 2: funeral and I have in the envelope myself.
Speaker 1: That's going to be fun. You must look forward to
Speaker 1: those days you're like, oh, I get to open envelope,
Speaker 1: you know whatever one, two, three, four today or what's
Speaker 1: it going to be exactly?
Speaker 2: And especially like sometimes someone will confess to a crime, so.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is heaven. This is like maybe drag queens,
Speaker 1: are you franchised maybe drag Quay wouldn't really good at this.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of trust issues.
Speaker 1: I don't know I felt real Has there any been
Speaker 1: moments where you felt in danger or threatened by other
Speaker 1: people because of what you do?
Speaker 2: Only one particular funeral where I revealed that the guy
Speaker 2: was gay and he was a bikey, and the other
Speaker 2: boys said that I was going to end up in
Speaker 2: the grave with him. Mission they didn't like what they heard.
Speaker 2: But again, if those people really knew and loved that man,
Speaker 2: they already knew they really did. So again, it's not
Speaker 2: like I'm saying anything new to some people at the
Speaker 2: funeral service. You know some of them already know. It's
Speaker 2: just a big reveal.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I guess what you kind of delivered to is,
Speaker 1: you know, infamously and like you've heard of messages being
Speaker 1: delivered when the will is being announced or red out
Speaker 1: or anything. So it's not an entirely new concept, but
Speaker 1: you seem to be modernizing it a little bit more
Speaker 1: and making a bit more personal and more in your
Speaker 1: face performative and fun. So, of course there's a lot
Speaker 1: of darkness around death, but what are some of the
Speaker 1: fun things you've been able to do, or the funny
Speaker 1: requests or the ones that you've really enjoyed doing, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, you know, even the bad ones I enjoyed doing.
Speaker 2: The more I'll get it, through it out of it. Nowadays,
Speaker 2: it's pretty cool just to be the only person that's
Speaker 2: invited to a funeral by the actual decease. I'm probably
Speaker 2: the only person on the planet that's inbted by anybody
Speaker 2: that's died. So but I've got to say the one
Speaker 2: that sticks in my memory is it is probably the funniest.
Speaker 2: And I don't know the circumstances around why it was
Speaker 2: so funny, but the gentleman, he'd been petrified that he
Speaker 2: wasn't going to be in the casket, it was going
Speaker 2: to be somebody else, because many years ago at his
Speaker 2: grandmother's funeral, they brought the wrong casket and wrong body.
Speaker 2: They actually buried the wrong body and everything, and he
Speaker 2: was shocked that, Yeah, I worried that was going to happen,
Speaker 2: and so he asked me to walk up to the
Speaker 2: coffin and check that it was him in the casket
Speaker 2: midway through the service. Midway midway, so I had to
Speaker 2: work out what coffin he was in, and how to
Speaker 2: open it, because not all coffins are the same. They're
Speaker 2: very difficult to open some of them that have locks
Speaker 2: and latches and secret little compartments. So I had to
Speaker 2: work all that out. However, he also asked that I
Speaker 2: play on my phone, Pop goes the Weasel.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 2: He didn't tell me why, but he said, when you
Speaker 2: do it, and when you check it's me, look at
Speaker 2: my wife, give her the thumbs up, and that's all
Speaker 2: you have to do. Well, when I did it, and
Speaker 2: I looked at his wife, she was in hysterics, and
Speaker 2: it was a thing between them too. It was just
Speaker 2: something very secretive and very beautiful between the both of
Speaker 2: them because she went from morning to hysterical and it
Speaker 2: was just a beautiful thought process for her to think
Speaker 2: of him. You know, it's good. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Have secondhand anxiety from you explaining that story. How do
Speaker 1: you push through that? Because what I how do you do?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've seen enough dead bodies to not
Speaker 2: worry about seeing your dead body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's even just in front of a room
Speaker 1: of people going oh yeah, better put Pop goes the
Speaker 1: police salon.
Speaker 2: Oh, fuck them. I don't have any concern for those
Speaker 2: left beyond. It's not about them.
Speaker 1: It's you and I guess too. At the end of
Speaker 1: the day, you don't know any of those people. You'rerobably
Speaker 1: never going to see them ever again the rest of
Speaker 1: your life. It'd be different if it was a rumor
Speaker 1: of people that you didn't know. Jeez, do you ever
Speaker 1: have to sometimes kind of question your own morals? Like,
Speaker 1: I know you're working on behalf of your client, but
Speaker 1: do you have to bring your own reason into some
Speaker 1: situations to go perhaps my client isn't thinking properly, or
Speaker 1: this isn't right, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And this is where my background comes in. I
Speaker 2: investigate every claim that i'm told. So if Joe Blogg
Speaker 2: said to me, I'm looking, I've been screwing the neighbor
Speaker 2: next door and she's not letting me see the kid, well,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'll investigate that claim. I'll do it
Speaker 2: as discreetly and as professionally as I can, and then
Speaker 2: even if I find it's true, I'll say, listen, how
Speaker 2: about we just say you were screwing a neighbor because
Speaker 2: you live in a complex and it could be man
Speaker 2: or woman, that's not out her when you're gone, because
Speaker 2: she's got three kids, you know, she has her husband,
Speaker 2: and I know how vengeful and revenge you on her.
Speaker 2: But let's just let her know secretly that you're desires
Speaker 2: in your thoughts, but let the crowd know that it
Speaker 2: could have been anybody. So I'll work around a few
Speaker 2: areas that I'm not going to destroy a family over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's a really good point, because some older
Speaker 1: people do get very vengeful and always really want to
Speaker 1: have the last say.
Speaker 2: Although there are a lot of vaults in the families too,
Speaker 2: you know, And these vultures circle as soon as I
Speaker 2: know you're on your deathbed, they're circling trying to get
Speaker 2: all your shit, you know. And you don't know the
Speaker 2: vultures are there until they're there. And sometimes they could
Speaker 2: be standing right beside you throughout life, just waiting, you know,
Speaker 2: So I couldn't give a fuck about them. I love
Speaker 2: standing up at funerals and telling them to fuck off.
Speaker 1: Now, I will ask you, is there a kind of
Speaker 1: funeral you haven't gone to yet that you want to experience?
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe a witch burning, or maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know, a mummification could be fun. Is there any
Speaker 1: because I feel like you've been to all sorts of funerals.
Speaker 1: Is there something that you're waiting to see one day?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Too? Oh, going to go into a tomb? I'd
Speaker 2: like to. Yeah, something like that would be something I'd
Speaker 2: like to see. You know, I've jumped in another man's grave,
Speaker 2: I've lay in the grave, I've been to the cremation,
Speaker 2: and I've sort of lay on the bed of the
Speaker 2: crematorium as well. I've done all those things to experience
Speaker 2: what it was like. I even had coffins on my
Speaker 2: own farm that I was People were coming in staying
Speaker 2: because I had coffin camping and it worked out really
Speaker 2: well for a while.
Speaker 1: So that's quite a camp though. I like that. No,
Speaker 1: I really like And it's really pleasant to meet someone
Speaker 1: like you because death is very scary for a lot
Speaker 1: of people. And the service you offer and from just
Speaker 1: meeting you, I think you demystify and make death a
Speaker 1: little less scary. How do you price something like this, like,
Speaker 1: how do you go? How much is a secret worth?
Speaker 1: And it's a lot of people and depending on the
Speaker 1: secret it could be a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean it's between two and ten thousand
Speaker 2: dollars a year. They don't need the money where they're going,
Speaker 2: and I never get a complaint.
Speaker 1: That's true, And I mean people are going to wonder.
Speaker 1: People are going to wonder to get paid in advance
Speaker 1: or does it go into a magical thing that releases
Speaker 1: at a certain date.
Speaker 2: In time, like yeah, it goes into a trust account,
Speaker 2: so it's not released until the day they're funeral and
Speaker 2: that I've done the job.
Speaker 1: Well, there's your motivation to do the job, then, isn't there. Okay,
Speaker 1: forget about the dead people hunting you down. You don't
Speaker 1: get paid Gill, It's done so so I think the
Speaker 1: only way to close this out would be to give
Speaker 1: you a confession that I'd like you to keep. I'll
Speaker 1: give you bit of background. So I haven't told anyone this,
Speaker 1: and my housemate will be really upset when I do
Speaker 1: reveal it. But luckily I don't think he listens to
Speaker 1: my podcast because he's not a good friend. But my
Speaker 1: housemate is obsessed with house plants. Obsessed obsessed with house plants.
Speaker 1: You won every day too, if possible, and I've been
Speaker 1: very accepting, But there's one type of house plant I hate,
Speaker 1: and I don't think they deserve to be in the house.
Speaker 1: And they're those mangy, gross, succulent things. Their kid is
Speaker 1: give me something with the flail, Give me something with
Speaker 1: the vine. Why do I need this meat bloody thing
Speaker 1: with some rocks on the bottom that's just sitting in
Speaker 1: a jar. Anyway, The reveal is that I've been throwing
Speaker 1: the succulents over the back fence so.
Speaker 2: Well that sucks.
Speaker 1: So if you could please deliver that, if I have
Speaker 1: an untimely JESK, that would be wonderful, not a.
Speaker 2: Problem at all. I'll let him know you spit his
Speaker 2: succulents out.
Speaker 1: So Bill isn't an ambo. He is a Goffin confessor,
Speaker 1: and I hope he enjoys my succulent secret. You've been
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Speaker 1: must confess I look amazing today. So what are you
Speaker 1: waiting for? I know you're dying to check me out
Speaker 1: on the socials.
Speaker 2: Momma, Yes,