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Speaker 1: Do you have a familiar stranger in your life, someone

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Speaker 1: life is but a mystery to you. They might look

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Speaker 1: like a normal person, but they may have a dungeon

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Speaker 1: they may have even been famous in a past life.

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Speaker 1: That's where I come in. Hi, I'm at Simone and

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Speaker 1: I'm finding the most interesting people who may present as

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Speaker 1: very regular people. I'm ready to squeeze out another confession. Head.

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Speaker 2: Hi, my name's Bill. I'm from the Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia.

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Speaker 2: I live on a hobby phone with my wife. We

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Speaker 2: have two children six grandchildren under the age of five.

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Speaker 2: I love the ocean, the sun, the sand, and I

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Speaker 2: enjoy animals more than people. However, I am conceding feeling

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Speaker 2: something from you, Art Simone, but I'm ready to confess.

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Speaker 1: Hello. Bill, how are you going very well?

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Speaker 2: And thank you for having me?

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Speaker 1: Oh, thanks for coming on the podcast here today. Now.

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Speaker 1: You're nice and clean cut, you're well lit, you look

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Speaker 1: like you know what you're doing. You're on the Gold Coast.

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Speaker 1: How long have you been there for your whole life or.

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Speaker 2: Our whole life. Yeah, I came up when I was

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Speaker 2: probably two or three years of age.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sidetrack though, what's your favorite Gold Coast theme park?

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Speaker 2: Go? Oh, it has to be wet mild.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a very uncommon answer. Maybe that's a clue.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to write that down. Wet things. Okay, wet

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Speaker 1: things could be important. I personally am a movie world person,

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Speaker 1: but I think that's just because, you know, I feel

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Speaker 1: like I have star quality and star power, and I

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Speaker 1: like the sun? Are you okay with that?

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Speaker 2: I love the surf, sull and sand.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't only like surf, sun as I

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Speaker 1: actually only like none of those things. But maybe we'll

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Speaker 1: have lots in common. Who knows. Who knows. So what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is ask you three questions, and from

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Speaker 1: the answers to those three questions, I have to work

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Speaker 1: out what it is that you're concealing from me here today.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Bill?

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Speaker 2: I'm ready?

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Speaker 1: All right, Bill? Okay. First question, what is a motto

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Speaker 2: Sit down, shut up, or fuck off?

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Speaker 1: Sit down, shut up or fuck off. Okay, now, is

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Speaker 1: that something you've had to say a lot in your life?

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Speaker 2: Quite a lot?

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Speaker 1: And where did you first come across this? Rather to

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Speaker 1: the point motto always placed.

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Speaker 2: In a position of having to say it, and it's

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Speaker 2: just been an ongoing thing since.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Look, I wish I could use that.

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Speaker 1: I work in a lot of nightclubs with a lot

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Speaker 1: lovely to bark that at some Okay. Question number two

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Speaker 2: Oh, you know what, I'd still be me, but I'd

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Speaker 2: be a cleaner because I'm always cleaning up other people's shit.

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Speaker 1: Cleaner. Okay, cleaner. Well, you're coming across very authoritative. Authoritative,

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Speaker 1: authoritative now I'm having on those days. I may look

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Speaker 1: so big, but it's actually filled with plastic bags and

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Speaker 1: if you're in the room with me, you'd be able

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Speaker 1: to hear them anyway. Question number three, our final question

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Speaker 1: is what is your take on the meaning of life?

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Speaker 1: To avoid death?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck.

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Speaker 1: The meaning of life is? Not to die at all? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Avoid death? Wow? Okay, They've really set me up with

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Speaker 1: a lot of information. Should really pull apart here today, Bill. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'm getting that you have to tell a lot

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Speaker 1: so you'd be a good cleaner cleaning up. That sounds

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Speaker 1: like messy situations, but could be any type of messy situation,

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Speaker 1: not actual mess okay, messy lives, messy people, messy wives, okay,

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Speaker 2: What's a bit?

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Speaker 1: But you're here in front of me, so that's interesting. Okay, Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: are you like an ambo? Like that's all that's coming

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Speaker 1: Are you an ambo?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Duh.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me. My name's Bill Edgar and I am the

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Speaker 2: coffin confessor. Sit down, shut up or fuck I'm hired

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Speaker 2: by the decease before they die to tell those that

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Speaker 1: What what the fuck is that? Bill? You're a coffin confessor.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that like I know what it is, but

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Speaker 1: Does he feel them? Who is he confessing to? All right,

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Speaker 1: So please, Bill, can you give me a top line

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Speaker 1: of what a coffin confessor is? What that entails?

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Speaker 2: Well, basically, I'm engaged by the decease to turn up

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Speaker 2: the closet. Every person on the planet has a skeleton

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Speaker 2: and be it good, bad, funny or said it doesn't

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Speaker 2: matter then whether you like me or loath me, you

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Speaker 1: So you gate crashed funerals to deliver news on behalf

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Speaker 2: That's correct.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, before we go into that, is this something

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So I'm the only coffin confessor on the planet.

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Speaker 2: There's no one else like me, and it created in

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Speaker 2: twenty and eighteen. As it started as a joke, I

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Speaker 2: or placing items in coffins, or gain your people's homes

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Speaker 1: Do you know what, though, it's quite a useful service

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Speaker 1: because now that you've mentioned sweeping a house of items,

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Speaker 1: complete sense of our bill. Top draw on my bedside?

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Speaker 1: Can you just burn that?

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Speaker 2: Please? Can you?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see that? Please?

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Now have you always been a good secret keeper?

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Speaker 2: I believe so. I've been a private investigator for about

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Speaker 2: fourteen years now, so I do keep secrets and I

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Speaker 2: hold them dearly because you know, it's my job. It's

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Speaker 1: I said earlier that we've got nothing in common, and

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Speaker 1: that I come from, there is no secrets kept whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: You try to get a room of drag queens together

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Speaker 1: I would personally be a terrible Actually, i'd be good

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Speaker 1: bet you bet you didn't know this. Oh that's right

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Speaker 1: to say. What's it like delivering secrets? You know? Do

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Speaker 2: my integrity is everything. I go in and I sit

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Speaker 2: and saying, excuse me, my name's Billaid guy, I'm the

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Speaker 1: Do people look at you when you arrive at the

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, some people get a bit upset, But as

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Speaker 2: because they want to hear. They want to hear what

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Speaker 1: You must be a good guy because they're dead. So

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, but we all die, and I

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Speaker 1: Now that you mentioned that that could be a good

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Speaker 1: horror movie. Anyway, so you said it started, you know

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Speaker 2: Well, I I basically read aloud exactly what my client

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Speaker 2: and I leave. So I don't know if the funeral

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Speaker 2: and she said, excuse me, Bill, and my dad would

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Speaker 2: just a little one, and then I was on Good

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Speaker 2: Morning Britain. And after thirty minutes of been on Good

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Speaker 2: Morning Britain, I had fourteen and a half thousand requests

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Speaker 1: Does that mean you get to travel a lot to

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Speaker 1: get to some funerals or do you Sometimes it's not

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Speaker 1: whether that is by the mail or by you know.

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Speaker 2: Like you know, there was a lady recently who was

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Speaker 2: But again, if those people really knew and loved that man,

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Speaker 2: He didn't tell me why, but he said, when you

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I've seen enough dead bodies to not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And this is where my background comes in. I

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Speaker 2: But let's just let her know secretly that you're desires

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Speaker 1: Now, I will ask you, is there a kind of

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Speaker 1: So that's quite a camp though. I like that. No,

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Speaker 2: and I never get a complaint.

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Speaker 1: That's true, And I mean people are going to wonder.

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Speaker 1: People are going to wonder to get paid in advance

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Speaker 2: so it's not released until the day they're funeral and

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Speaker 2: that I've done the job.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's your motivation to do the job, then, isn't there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: forget about the dead people hunting you down. You don't

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Speaker 1: get paid Gill, It's done so so I think the

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Speaker 1: only way to close this out would be to give

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Speaker 1: you a confession that I'd like you to keep. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you bit of background. So I haven't told anyone this,

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Speaker 1: and my housemate will be really upset when I do

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Speaker 1: reveal it. But luckily I don't think he listens to

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Speaker 1: my podcast because he's not a good friend. But my

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Speaker 1: housemate is obsessed with house plants. Obsessed obsessed with house plants.

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Speaker 1: You won every day too, if possible, and I've been

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Speaker 1: very accepting, But there's one type of house plant I hate,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think they deserve to be in the house.

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Speaker 1: And they're those mangy, gross, succulent things. Their kid is

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Speaker 1: give me something with the flail, Give me something with

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Speaker 1: the vine. Why do I need this meat bloody thing

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Speaker 1: with some rocks on the bottom that's just sitting in

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Speaker 1: a jar. Anyway, The reveal is that I've been throwing

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Speaker 1: the succulents over the back fence so.

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Speaker 2: Well that sucks.

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Speaker 1: So if you could please deliver that, if I have

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Speaker 1: an untimely JESK, that would be wonderful, not a.

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Speaker 2: Problem at all. I'll let him know you spit his

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Speaker 2: succulents out.

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Speaker 1: So Bill isn't an ambo. He is a Goffin confessor,

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Speaker 1: and I hope he enjoys my succulent secret. You've been

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Speaker 1: listening to an iHeart Australia production Concealed with artsimone. Listen

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Speaker 1: to more of what you love an iHeart, and I

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Speaker 1: must confess I look amazing today. So what are you

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Speaker 1: waiting for? I know you're dying to check me out

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Speaker 1: on the socials.

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Speaker 2: Momma, Yes,