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Speaker 2: the cutting room floor today, we've.

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Speaker 1: Spoken on the show before about driveway time. This is

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Speaker 1: something women, I think predominantly do when you get home

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Speaker 1: from work, or you get home from wherever, and you

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Speaker 1: sit in your car and just kind of debrief. You

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Speaker 1: might do wordle, you might just scroll through your phone.

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Speaker 3: You might rip a big one out, you could.

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Speaker 4: Rip a giant one out. You just need to transition

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Speaker 4: between where you've been.

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Speaker 3: You might even transition into a.

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Speaker 1: Take a deep breath before going inside the house, where

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Speaker 1: another form of chaos may ensue.

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Speaker 3: Actually, if you transition into a and you go straight

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Speaker 3: into the toilet, well.

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Speaker 1: This is the story I was reading this that women

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Speaker 1: have driveway time. Men apparently hide in the bathroom seven

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Speaker 1: hours every year, not just in one hit, to have

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Speaker 1: some peace and quiet.

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Speaker 4: Do you do that?

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Speaker 1: Do you retreat to the toilet or the bathroom or

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Speaker 1: do you have you have a shed? This is where

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Speaker 1: you do it?

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Speaker 4: Probably?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I like the toilet. You go and they are

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Speaker 3: like a good pool. Like the next person.

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Speaker 4: It's not about that.

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Speaker 3: It's high but it all works. I wouldn't hide in

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Speaker 3: that in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: That's probably because you've got other places to do it.

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Speaker 1: I used to say to the kids, Oh, I've got

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Speaker 1: nowhere in the house. You know, Harley has an office.

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Speaker 1: Kids have you know, play rooms and stuff, and the

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Speaker 1: whole family always thought, well, you've got the kitchen. You go, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. That's my private spot and I

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Speaker 1: can just rest in there.

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Speaker 3: Andrew tape in your house, how many toilets do you got?

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Speaker 2: Two?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 4: I mean have you got six?

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Speaker 1: You've got six toilets in your house, six dunies.

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Speaker 4: Tell me where they are.

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Speaker 3: There's one in the garage.

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Speaker 4: You want a toilet in your garage? Okay, how big

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Speaker 4: is your garrol I've been in there. Why is there

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Speaker 4: a toilet in there?

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Speaker 3: Because there's a toilet in there, there's an officer of

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Speaker 3: a toilet.

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Speaker 2: Are you the fun.

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Speaker 3: The funds? Didn't you mean in your.

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Speaker 1: Garage where you pulling your bike and Helen's car.

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Speaker 3: In that little office room at the back, there's a

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Speaker 3: toilet in there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, there's one there.

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Speaker 3: There's one there. There's one in the gazebo. You've got

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Speaker 3: a gazebo. That's two. That's two, and what's that two?

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Speaker 3: And then there's four in the house.

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Speaker 4: Well, where are they in the house.

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Speaker 3: On each of the floors? Wow? Sounds doesn't wow.

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Speaker 1: So if you wanted to have some thinking time, you

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Speaker 1: don't need to go to the toilet. You just go

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Speaker 1: to a different wing in your home.

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Speaker 2: When I grew up as a kid at a house

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Speaker 2: only had one toilet, one loop. He just wanted to

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Speaker 2: go for a bit of dad time. But because we

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Speaker 2: were four kids, he never had any peace. And I

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Speaker 2: remember when I bought this house, I thought, well, I

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Speaker 2: like the amount of dunnies.

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Speaker 3: If you've got two toilets in your house, that is fine.

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Speaker 2: One toilet terrible. Did I tell you about the time

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Speaker 2: we're in Canada. We went to see my sister. She

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Speaker 2: lives in Canada.

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Speaker 4: She's only got one and we went and.

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Speaker 2: Saw these friends, Glenn and Tracy, who are lovely and

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Speaker 2: they've got this cabin, two story cabin on lake shoeshwap,

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Speaker 2: beautiful spot.

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Speaker 3: Anyway we shop there.

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Speaker 2: I've never met Glenn and Tracy before, by the way,

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Speaker 2: So my sister said, you'll love these people, and so

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Speaker 2: we're staying their place So there's me, Helen, die Mel,

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Speaker 2: the kids.

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Speaker 3: Glenn and Tracy, so eight people.

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Speaker 2: And I've looked at this cabin and I've gone, wow,

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Speaker 2: it's a fairly sizable cabin, two stories. And Helen walks

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Speaker 2: down and she said, I've just been in the lover

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Speaker 2: and IM like, okay, yeah, good.

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Speaker 3: So what upstairs? Loo? Downstairs? Lou?

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Speaker 2: You know how you get a bit of a bit

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Speaker 2: of intel. And she said, well, no, there's no Lou downstairs,

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Speaker 2: and a where's the other loads says, well, there's just

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Speaker 2: one upstairs. There's only one toilet in the whole place,

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Speaker 2: the whole two story cabin. And they had a garage

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Speaker 2: out the back of sizeable garage.

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Speaker 4: Do you believe some people don't have toilets in their garral?

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Speaker 2: And I thought there'd be a duney in there as well,

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Speaker 2: because I could see it's anxious.

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Speaker 3: And then because I did a bit of a wreck,

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Speaker 3: I thot there's going to be an the and there wasn't.

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Speaker 3: So then I thought, oh my god, we're here for

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Speaker 3: four days.

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Speaker 4: If there is a toilet, it's not like there's no.

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Speaker 2: I know, but the toilet, the main toilet of the

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Speaker 2: house is in the public land like not in the

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Speaker 2: public lantern, but you know what I mean, there's just

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Speaker 2: a corridor toilet there and not even the toilet is separate,

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Speaker 2: it's shower bath toilet.

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Speaker 4: And what's to challenge to make it happen?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what, it worked.

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Speaker 2: You just have to You just have to plant it

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Speaker 2: and clad and trace with such lovely people for having

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Speaker 2: us there, and it.

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Speaker 4: Was very did they get sick of you going to

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Speaker 4: the TOI the pop plan?

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Speaker 2: Now, I would just I would just work out everything,

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Speaker 2: the timing of everyone's had a float, everyone's routine. If

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Speaker 2: we went out to go and have a look at other.

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Speaker 3: Areas, I use toilet show rooms, I'd use.

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Speaker 2: The public toilet, you know. For number twos, I had

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Speaker 2: it all worked out. And Glenn Tracy as well had

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Speaker 2: a box of matches in the toilet. So if you

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Speaker 2: did do a giant Borrington that was a bit unpalatable.

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Speaker 3: You can light a match and which I did use

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Speaker 3: a couple of times. But I did go up there.

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Speaker 2: I had to do a midnight pool, which is never

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Speaker 2: a good thing, actually know, but a planned midnight pool

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Speaker 2: do you know when a midnight pooh, I'm I can't.

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Speaker 1: Even look at you. I think men more than we

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Speaker 1: can plan it. Women don't can't predict the timing.

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Speaker 3: I just say this to you.

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Speaker 2: It's the middle of the night and you wake up

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Speaker 2: to go to the toilet, and you know it's not

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Speaker 2: a wee, it's a number two.

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Speaker 3: Uh, you can manage easily.

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Speaker 2: But with the midnight pooh, it's a whole sog and dance,

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Speaker 2: isn't it really? You know, the light comes on, I

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Speaker 2: know how it would, and then people suddenly are you okay?

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Speaker 3: Is everything okay? You know it's that sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: There are matters in there, Brandon.

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Speaker 3: What I did.

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Speaker 2: I discovered a new thing. I planned a midnight pooh.

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Speaker 2: I knew that everyone was asleep. I crept around the

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Speaker 2: cabin to make sure everyone was asleep, and then I

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Speaker 2: did my business, and I was quite satisfied.

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Speaker 3: I gotta work.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you use that strange brain of yours for

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Speaker 1: good instead of stupid?

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Speaker 3: This is good, not stupid. Okay, kids, that's it for today.

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Speaker 2: Come back tomorrow them we'll look chilly and the manners

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Speaker 2: cutting from the flot