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Speaker 1: Something did happen to me this morning?

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Speaker 2: No, your opener is a way too long. That's openers

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Speaker 2: are like a quick little like in your world.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you'll like to elaborate.

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Speaker 2: I've got a little opener when I was seven.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was born on a Saturday night in nineteen

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Speaker 1: What do you got?

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Speaker 2: This better be fucking good. Just start the show. No,

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Speaker 2: what do you got?

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Speaker 1: Just start the show.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two odding dads. I am Addy, Jay

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Speaker 2: and I'm Ash. This is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the later. Now,

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Speaker 2: we never give advice, never, not once. My sister had

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Speaker 2: a got me for yelling too much in the last episode.

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Speaker 1: Don't you listen to her?

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Speaker 2: I know, but she's my sister.

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Speaker 1: I don't listen to mine.

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Speaker 2: What have you got for me? You got a story?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so this morning, I recently got some fresh ink,

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Speaker 2: And so those wondering that means a tattoo did talk

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Speaker 2: to our listeners like that? He didn't. Well, I think

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Speaker 2: some people might be like he got new pens.

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Speaker 1: I did as well, so.

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Speaker 2: For the printer. I actually need ink for the printer,

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Speaker 2: me too. Who doesn't. Who's printer expensive liquid in the world.

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh, man, I should fill my car with it.

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Speaker 2: Where does the fucking where does the income from? Where

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Speaker 2: do they get America finds out, they'll invade it.

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Speaker 1: Everyone bombed the printers.

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Speaker 2: What you got?

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Speaker 1: So with inkcome's aftercare?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Which is Savlon I use? Or the pantheron some people use?

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Speaker 3: What the panton The fuck is that? It's just an

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Speaker 3: antiseptic cream, so you don't get an infection. It's the

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Speaker 3: adult and mature way to look after a tattoo.

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Speaker 2: So if you cut yourself, you would use it.

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Speaker 1: You could use it, use it in an open one.

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Speaker 3: The pantheron panther but panther but I use Savlon, similar

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Speaker 3: but different. But this morning, as you know, April is

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Speaker 3: leaving early because she's going to the city. So I'm

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Speaker 3: doing the whole routine in the morning, which I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Really used to doing it every day.

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Speaker 2: What parenting?

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Speaker 1: That's mean. I'll let that one slide because because.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, brush my teeth, go in, brush my teeth,

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Speaker 1: I realized this toothpaste tastes really fuck.

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Speaker 3: It's fucking savaline, wasn't it. I'll tell you what, if

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Speaker 3: there were any infections in my mouth, now gone?

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Speaker 1: I was like, what the what? And I've quickly realized.

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Speaker 2: I love I love how it takes you a second.

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Speaker 2: Like we just were running so slow these days, and

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Speaker 2: I was like.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, kids, what's this? I had a

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Speaker 2: I thought, you're going to tell me that you have

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Speaker 2: to make Oscar put cream on your back? Is he

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Speaker 4: Is he like?

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Speaker 2: Do I have to?

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Speaker 1: April makes her squirm?

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Speaker 2: So do you make him put the cream on your

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Speaker 1: No? I can reach you do your own back.

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Speaker 3: Yare in certain sections that's lower back, so you can

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Speaker 2: I am yet to have a situation, i'd say, in

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Speaker 2: do the sunscreen on my back and she hasn't gone,

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Speaker 2: oh oh yeah. But it's like I've asked her a

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Speaker 2: fucking climbing on everest, Like it's just you're sitting there,

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Speaker 2: it's going to take two minutes, and you're welcome that

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Speaker 2: you get to touch my back, And.

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Speaker 3: What about all the times I had to fake tan

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Speaker 3: your back, babes, Like, seriously, I do that?

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Speaker 1: You don't do that? You do that best?

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Speaker 2: You're fake tanning April?

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Speaker 1: I did on that love, thank you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: How often I get to squeeze?

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Speaker 1: But chicks, do you want to do it?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean.

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Speaker 1: That's like payment?

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Speaker 2: Oh you just rub, but she's like should you finish?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of the trade offs.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the trade offs. Housekeeping, housekeeping, yeeseping, Matt.

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Speaker 3: The last couple of weeks you complained about being a

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Speaker 2: Are you rubbing something under the table means my feet,

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Speaker 1: I'll just see myself out there.

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Speaker 2: You had strap, had strap, Strap's gone. Strap's gone, Strap's gone.

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Speaker 1: But you mentioned about your antibiotics usage.

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Speaker 2: I felt like he gave me too many to begin

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Speaker 1: Well, there's been an outcry of people concerned. When we

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Speaker 1: see outcry, well, someone messaged, but there was enough people

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Speaker 1: enough one was it?

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Speaker 2: My mom?

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Speaker 3: How do you know it's funny how it's like like

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Speaker 3: and all the moms are.

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Speaker 1: Like, I know how to fix that. So there's two messages.

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Speaker 1: Actually I'll read them to you.

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Speaker 2: Imagine how many moms are going to message being like, ash,

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Speaker 2: make sure you check but toothpaste before you brought your teeth.

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Speaker 2: Next time, you shouldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: It's this one's from Amy Lee Amy Lauren.

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Speaker 1: Which one is it?

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Speaker 2: Is it hyphen is Lee the middle name.

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Speaker 1: It's like Amy Lee is the first name.

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Speaker 6: Hyphen Yeah, he's got Amy Amy, amy Lee, amy Lee, Emily, Emily.

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Speaker 1: It's Amy Lee, Matthew, Emily. Let me get through this

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Speaker 1: all right. This is from Amy Lee. This one looks

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Speaker 1: like to be from Facebook. I wouldn't know because I

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Speaker 1: never check it. I'm a nurse who works in the emergency.

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Speaker 2: Don't say that what people are used to pretend like

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Speaker 2: you're there all the time. If you've ever grown up

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Speaker 1: I'm a nurse who works in the emergency department, and

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Speaker 1: I literally shout out to the nurses. Can I get

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Speaker 2: Shout out to the nurses.

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Speaker 1: Amy, I'm really sorry. I'm just trying to get through

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Speaker 2: Let me let me congratulate it. Then, No, let me

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Speaker 1: The backbone, not those rural nurses though, the vety nurses.

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Speaker 1: I got these fucking cord's everywhere. Hello, like reader, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to get through it.

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Speaker 3: I'm a nurse, nurses who worked in an emergency department,

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Speaker 3: says he doubled up on the penicillin this morning.

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Speaker 1: No exclamation marks.

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Speaker 3: That is the one way ticket to kidney issues. Just

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Speaker 3: take the dose for an extra day. Don't ever double up. Also,

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Speaker 3: your kids can absolutely still catch strep throat through touching

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Speaker 3: your hands. Like Ash said, see so I advised to

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Speaker 3: cause scarlet fever.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to sound preachy.

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Speaker 2: Way to bring the mood down here, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: April had scarlet fever at one stage.

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Speaker 2: Is scarlet fever?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel sorry for whoever they

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Speaker 2: It's so bad.

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Speaker 1: We're going to name something after it.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry your daughter Scarlet has died. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: but we made the illness after after a Scarlet fever?

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Speaker 1: How'd you get away? Their parents had strap throat.

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Speaker 2: What I'm taking from this whole situation is more sorry.

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Speaker 3: This one's in the instagram dms from Philippa Hey. Philippa Hey,

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Speaker 3: I'm guessing you've had about five hundred messages.

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Speaker 1: No, we've had one another saying this already.

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Speaker 3: But stopping antibiotics early because you feel better is basically

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Speaker 3: how we help breed antibiotic resistant bacteria. Okay, the toughest

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Speaker 2: So it's my fault. The world's got the diseases.

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Speaker 1: You are patient zero.

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Speaker 2: Look, thank you, thank you very much. I philippath thank

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Speaker 2: you for that advice.

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Speaker 1: If you'd just done the right thing, poor Scarlett, it'd

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Speaker 1: still be alive.

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Speaker 2: Scarlet's family. I apologize.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: So you're feeling good now, that's the main thing. So

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Speaker 2: Either that or I'm just I've got the strep throat

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Speaker 2: I We're all gonna die.

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Speaker 1: That's the spirit.

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Speaker 2: But thanks for messaging in. It's great to hear from

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is good to hear from them.

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Speaker 2: Ash, I'm just going to toot toot the horn, two

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Speaker 2: doting dad's horn. We've had some crazy numbers on the

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Speaker 2: social media. For people who are not in social media,

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Speaker 2: they may not care for us. It's our business.

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Speaker 1: It's a big deal.

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Speaker 2: This is all we have. We had nine point two

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Speaker 3: This is the good you get like nearly a whole

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Speaker 2: But speaking of social media, we had the AIMCO Awards recently.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now we were actually nominated for the awards.

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Speaker 2: Ash doesn't care for awards like I do. It's my ego.

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Speaker 2: I need to be praised by our peers. Ash is

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Speaker 2: confident enough that he doesn't need that.

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Speaker 1: If you praise me, I'm fine. I can carry on

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Speaker 2: It's also of those things where we got nominated, which

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Speaker 2: is a great effort. We knew we weren't going to

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Speaker 3: Talent powerhouse Tony and Tony and Ryan which we've had

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Speaker 2: Lovely, lovely people.

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Speaker 1: I don't listen to them, don't do it.

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Speaker 2: They're very good. They're very good. We knew they were

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Speaker 2: going to They just they're fucking the top of the

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Speaker 1: And it also sucks there's such nice people.

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Speaker 2: Sunk some nice people. And also when it came to

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Speaker 3: My god, I love you.

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Speaker 2: We got there and surprise, surprise, we didn't win. No,

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Speaker 3: I may have snapped, yeah, look, I did joke mid

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Speaker 3: You know what, fuck you, and then two Cambridge came over.

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Speaker 3: No, you you dastardly bastard.

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Speaker 1: You've hit this from me.

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Speaker 2: I have the footage.

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Speaker 3: I wondered why you weren't responding because I said, did

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Speaker 2: It's very dark. It's very very dark, and it doesn't

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, fuck up. Oh my god. It's better than

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Speaker 2: It's loud.

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Speaker 2: I was there going I wonder if anyone really heard

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Speaker 1: It was good stuff. It was a good way.

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Speaker 2: I'll send you that footage.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want it bad.

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Speaker 2: You can relive that moment. Should we do a public apology,

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Speaker 3: With having a little giggle, Like I went in to

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Speaker 2: Kind of wish I threw some fists, Neil, I thought

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Speaker 1: Oh, that was so Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So we didn't win the award.

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Speaker 1: We did win Best blow Up.

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Speaker 2: Then will we nominate ourselves next year? Probably not.

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Speaker 1: No, I think that's it for us. I don't think

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Speaker 1: we're welcome back up to that.

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Speaker 2: Matthew, Yeah, to our last ever award show. We went

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Speaker 1: We should have stormed the stage.

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Speaker 2: We should have storm the stage. Also, I wish we

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Speaker 1: We did, and an ambitious one at that.

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Speaker 4: Fuck.

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Speaker 3: So originally we were going to do an award for

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Speaker 3: who could guess when we're going to hit one hundred

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Speaker 2: We skyrocketed to ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: And then I thought, I thought that one hundred and

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Speaker 1: I thought, this is how I thought it went down.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna get one hundred and five thousand in like

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Speaker 1: This is amazing.

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Speaker 2: Last week a great week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this week we've fallen off.

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Speaker 2: We've just stalled. We've only a great a the we

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Speaker 2: I think, I think So now you can still nentel.

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Speaker 2: You have to do is try and guess what day

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Speaker 1: We'll keep tabs of it for sure. But the longer

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Speaker 2: Laura was like, do you need that vouch?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, no, yeah, can you just extend

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Speaker 3: the expiration date on it please?

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Speaker 2: Oh so sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: That's all right, keep it running, keep the joke running.

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Speaker 3: I always so so housekeeping Past the Parcel. We've had

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Speaker 2: We ever get like five messages, we're gonna be like, what.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have to do a whole other episode just

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Speaker 3: on those five answers. How New Zealand does their past

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Speaker 3: parcel is very different to us, Matthew. Okay, one of

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Speaker 3: our listeners, a Lease says, Past the Parcel of New

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Speaker 3: Zealand is one in the middle only, or a lolly

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Speaker 1: Out to all to all the kids playing. That's genius.

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Speaker 2: There was one Boomer when we posted that video and

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Speaker 2: they were like, oh bloody millennials ruin Past the Parcel.

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Speaker 3: Okay, if a Boomer is going to come with us

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Speaker 3: with things we've ruined. Be prepared for me to come

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Speaker 3: back with you. With everything that you've ruined, the housing market,

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Speaker 1: We could be here all fucking day. It's very much like, Okay,

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Speaker 3: Your list is stacking up anyway. Don't get me started

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Speaker 2: Mum, Hey, you know we had that new jingle doting dilemma. Yes,

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Speaker 2: we've used the hit song Umbrella by Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihannah, Rihannah.

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Speaker 2: People are a little bit upset because in the echo

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Speaker 2: of dilemma, I just I'll play the original song. Yeah, Umbrella, Ella, Ella, Ella,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to sit here and say it's unique, okay,

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Speaker 1: You've got to be different, You've got to separate yourself.

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Speaker 2: So we could be in trouble legally. I think we've changed.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Sony music is coming.

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Speaker 1: For us Rihanna is though. You don't want to get

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Speaker 2: You don't want to get on a bad side married

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Speaker 2: to asap Rockie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want that. That's news to me. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: is that new? It's very old? Still congratulations? Are we

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I love how we both are equally committed. You saw

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Speaker 1: what happened to Tony and Ryan.

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Speaker 2: So Lola has just started solnce just like fifteen. Oh

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Speaker 2: fucking hell did I? Lola did do that the other day.

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Speaker 2: I keep I keep referring to Poppy as Lolla.

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Speaker 1: Everyone forgets about God.

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Speaker 2: I remember when I was growing up, but my mom,

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Speaker 1: Mom My mom was the same shed they had two kids.

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Speaker 2: And now I'm like, Poppy Pearl Susan Christine Meredith, jeez, Poppy. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I crect myself. Poppy, Yes, five months, which to me,

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Speaker 2: I always think that you don't start solids till at

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Speaker 2: But Laura was like there with the mashed swo potato

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Speaker 2: trying to kill our child. And she's like, no, five months,

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Speaker 2: you start giving them solid, So yeah.

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Speaker 1: Really, I know, right, you can start from four.

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Speaker 2: Vix just yelled out and said four months apparently came

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Speaker 2: it down. So yeah, and she mate. She whenever we're

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Speaker 2: eating in front of front of poppy, she was there

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Speaker 2: just like just gagging for it, just like every mouthful

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Speaker 2: she's ah. And then we gave it to it and

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Speaker 2: she smashed it, loved it. Also the downside of solids.

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Speaker 2: The downside of solids the ship. The ship is pungent,

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Speaker 2: it's thick, it's like moose.

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Speaker 3: Especially because it's like already puraid. How much more puraid

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Speaker 3: could it be? Yeah, it's just like somehow your asshole

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Speaker 3: can purade even first, did she put.

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Speaker 2: Out any nutrients from it? It's just coming out different color.

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Speaker 3: If they could put the pure power of a child's

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Speaker 3: ascole into an appliant come out as we would really

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Speaker 2: So for anyone wondering, anyone's playing along at home, solids

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Speaker 3: Just reminded me of this video that I think April's

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Speaker 3: like it's coming closer towards me, and he's like, I

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Speaker 3: have to find it. He's bracing for impact of a

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Speaker 3: piece of broccoli, Like God, say, man, oh, when do

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Speaker 3: you actually this might be a question for it, because

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Speaker 3: we obviously don't know when you start feeding kids, sing.

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Speaker 1: When do you test him on the peanut butter?

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Speaker 2: Well, we actually did that. You did that just a

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Speaker 2: tiny bit, tiny little bit, so far, so good. That's

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Speaker 2: like a minusculey half a fucking tub. It's like joking,

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Speaker 2: joking Emma and Amy Lee is Emma the nurses am?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's one person amily right now.

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Speaker 2: If you're listening in the emergency ward, do not come

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Speaker 2: and run to the face.

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Speaker 1: And Lauren, whoever's listening, we don't know.

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Speaker 2: So we went to the zoo on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with a good zoo trip.

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Speaker 2: You love a zoo trip. When you go on your

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Speaker 2: zoo trips, they're obviously like premeditated.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're like, I didn't just show up.

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Speaker 2: But okay, fair, fair, But we're talking like, when do

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Speaker 2: you plan the zoo trip, like on a Tuesday, when.

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00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 1: I get off at it. When do we plan it? Well,

446
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,280
Speaker 1: it's usually for like a birthday or something, so it's planned.

447
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,879
Speaker 2: I woke up on Sunday and you know, as I

448
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 2: normally do, I was eating my weeppics. I was enjoying

449
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 2: leisurely morning. The kids were doing some coloring in Laura

450
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 2: comes storming down the stairs, walks into the living room,

451
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 2: looks at me on the couch, looks at the kids

452
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 2: playing nicely, and she goes, take your pants off, I wish,

453
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,959
Speaker 2: And she goes, guys were going to the zoo, And

454
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 2: I was like, what theuff.

455
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 1: I would have said no immediately.

456
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 2: It's the equivalent of saying, pack up, we're moving house.

457
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 2: Like you hang on a second.

458
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: These are things planning.

459
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: This needs a lot of planning. Also, it's a bold

460
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 2: move setting it in front of the kids as well,

461
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 2: because once you do that, there's no turning back. Yeah,

462
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 2: because the kids are like locked in.

463
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 3: Did she give it with the same gust? I was like,

464
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 3: maybe we should just go to the park, like we're

465
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 3: going to.

466
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 1: The park today. Like you can't just be like we're

467
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: going to the zoo today. Just what she does don't

468
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 1: have a room for us. I don't know. Yeah.

469
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 2: I was like, but it's a Sunday, the animals, No,

470
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 2: we're coming.

471
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

472
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 2: I was like, the Sunday sus are very busy, so muggy,

473
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,919
Speaker 2: and she's like, look at the weather. Decided that we

474
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 2: can't go to the beach parks a bit like we

475
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 2: didn't park a thousand times. Let's mix it up. Let's

476
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 2: go to the zoo and for those wondering Tronka Zoo

477
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 2: from Bondai, we're talking like forty minute drive. What about

478
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 2: the ferry and make the trip more complicated? You shut

479
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 2: the fuck up?

480
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, shut you.

481
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 3: But it's also waste time with like the kids can

482
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 3: be lookout and if one of them gets really.

483
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 2: Naughty, do you know? I just it's too much.

484
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: You're threatened to push that.

485
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,919
Speaker 2: With three kids. If we didn't have Poppy, not to

486
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 2: blame her, if we didn't have Poppy, I would have

487
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 2: gone to the ferry.

488
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 1: But we drove.

489
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 2: We drove there.

490
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we there. It's very hilly.

491
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 2: It's very hilly, and I was kind of wanting it

492
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 2: to go pair shape so I could look at Laura

493
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: and be like, look a you've done. Yeah, we spoke

494
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 2: about this.

495
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: It is this secret spite you've got. They're planned. You're like,

496
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: please go wrong, please go wrong. It's toxic. I get it.

497
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 2: I pushed Lolla down the stairs and landed flat foot

498
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: and I was like.

499
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: Damn it like a cat. And it was a good

500
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 1: day show.

501
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, so two seal shows. There's just two

502
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,400
Speaker 2: on a Sunday. There's an eleven o'clock, which we would

503
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 2: no chance. We were for a split second, We're like,

504
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 2: can we get there for eleven o'clock? And I was like,

505
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 2: that's just that's madness. Yeah, it was already like quarters

506
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 2: to ten. I was like like, come on, Laura was

507
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,719
Speaker 2: still in it fu PJS and there's a two o'clock

508
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 2: and I was like, well, just will meander around check

509
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 2: out the drafts. But two o'clock, that's like everyone wanted

510
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 2: the Seal Show. The whole zoo wanted the Seal Show.

511
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure could get rid of the rest of

512
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 3: the animals, just like, what do.

513
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 1: You mean a matter of a job. Yes, yes, lines

514
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: you've been made redundant.

515
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: Everyone's looking at the lions being like an hour to

516
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: the Seal show.

517
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 1: Zebra's also turned into glue. Was that just horses?

518
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: I didn't see the zebras. They were something a lot

519
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 2: of glue, sup suspicion, but mate, I was. I was

520
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 2: getting a little bit nervous because I don't like lining

521
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 2: up for things.

522
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: I don't don't.

523
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 2: That makes me sound like a dick.

524
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: No, I don't like. No one likes it. You can't

525
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 1: tell me. People like lining up, thank you, thank you.

526
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: There's line enthusias like.

527
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 2: I feel like British people like lining up.

528
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: They do, they give that vibe.

529
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh mate, let's go line up, lads, lads, lads, lads,

530
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 3: lines lins lines.

531
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 1: Wait. That sounded like to the.

532
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 2: Toilant And so we were half an hour out from

533
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 2: the seal show and Laura was like, we're doing it,

534
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 2: We're lining up, and I was like, for god's sake,

535
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,719
Speaker 2: thirty minutes and in the heat there's no shade. And

536
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,479
Speaker 2: she was like, you take Poppy, I'm going to line

537
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 2: up with the girls. And I was like, and I

538
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,360
Speaker 2: was like, perfect, this is where it all starts to unravel.

539
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like perfect.

540
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 2: I was like, when I come back, these kids better

541
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: be flipping out. Came back and they were happy as

542
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 2: Larry damn it. We've got great seats.

543
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: It's all working out for her, isn't it.

544
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 2: Fourth row just outside the splash stone, just outside.

545
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to get way. I know my

546
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: steel shirt. Where did you go to the night one?

547
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 2: There's a night do a mermaid a seal show whore?

548
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

549
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 3: Can I say they did a mermaid show? Which makes

550
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 3: you really loved what and that?

551
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: So they had who's the Mermaid? I must have been a.

552
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 3: Staff member, but that tail looked heavy. She was like,

553
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 3: I've dived it, dived, dove in sunk and I was like, okay.

554
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 3: And then eventually when she she got up the momentum,

555
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 3: the gusto, she came back to the top. But because

556
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 3: you can see you can see it. Interesting choice, interesting

557
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 3: choice of costume.

558
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 2: Wow, Jesus, you've done it all.

559
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 4: Really.

560
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 3: I think I've got footage of it somewhere. And like

561
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 3: she was a big mermaid. Yeah, just saying good for her.

562
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 1: She really sunk.

563
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 2: We love mermaids, all shapes and sizes.

564
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably needed a certain strength of woman to

565
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 3: get the flipper going.

566
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 2: To the tail.

567
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: The tail waterlogued.

568
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 2: It's like trying to kick with a pile of bricks

569
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: attached to you, Like.

570
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 3: She didn't even jump from that high and she hit

571
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 3: immediately she jumped or she slid a combination, maybe she slipped.

572
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: Maybe Now I feel like I watched the crime. Poor thing.

573
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 2: Anyway, So yeah, we saw the Seal Show. The music is.

574
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: Okay for you for me? Cry. I cried.

575
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is going on?

576
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: And it's very it's moving, very moving.

577
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: That's a Seal show.

578
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: We called it quits. It's everything else after that is ship,

579
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: that bloody that little gift shop at the end. They

580
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: get you, that gets you.

581
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 2: Lola. Lola was like, I need this pink necklace with

582
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: a coola on it. And I was like, no, you don't.

583
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 3: And then you're like, look a Sealing like you just

584
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: love the Seal Show.

585
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: She was like.

586
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 2: She was like grabbing me, like I need this, Let

587
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: me have the necklace.

588
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: She was the middle child. She's like I need it.

589
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 2: She had like four stashed in her pockets. I was

590
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 2: so close to just going just walk out of here.

591
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 2: I don't care at this stage.

592
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: I don't think they care. Really.

593
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't afford I can't afford this.

594
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 2: I don't have the money, and She was like.

595
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can do. I know you do.

596
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 2: Get your card out.

597
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: She was like this guy, yeah, shut up, chief Skate.

598
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 2: I was like, just can we just please just agree

599
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 2: that I try too. I love you you guys, I

600
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 2: love you. Done with the animals, great toy shop.

601
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: Come on, last ditch efforts.

602
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: I don't need that.

603
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 3: But the good news is, Matthew, all the money from

604
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: that goes to conservation?

605
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: Does it? Really? Does it?

606
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you fucking with me? No?

607
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: Look it up. I didn't.

608
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 2: I would have bought the necklace in.

609
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: Or About five of them.

610
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 3: Had no idea, to be honest, every time I go

611
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 3: to strong A Zoo, love you talk, my leg's hurt.

612
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, immediately it's like you haven't even done anything yet.

613
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, you got to walk back up.

614
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: But it was great being amongst my people. The whole

615
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 2: place was just parents and prams.

616
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder how many of them were like I

617
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: was like a review gods at thee like for me

618
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: for from you, a new jingle.

619
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: But it was it was nice obviously at the park

620
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 2: amongst your people. I'm not religious.

621
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: Let's hope you're amongst your people at the park. Depends

622
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: which park you're at.

623
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 3: It's a lovely little park on an island off the

624
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 3: coast of America.

625
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: But I really felt I felt like I belonged at

626
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: the zoo with everyone.

627
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: That's a very especially a weekend.

628
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 2: Just it was, you know, it's as close as I'll

629
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: ever get to being in a congregation in a church.

630
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: Very good, the Church of Trongaz.

631
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 2: On a Sunday to a Sunday.

632
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 3: I wonder how many of them were pre planned to

633
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 3: be there, how many just went, let's go today.

634
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: I would love to know. I'm like, people aren't doing it. Surely,

635
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: surely it's just my crazy wife I love so much, Dearly,

636
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: Who's like, we're going to Africa.

637
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 3: Let's throw a spanner in this chilled out Sunday. We

638
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 3: had different different idea what you well, this is the

639
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 3: week prior Okay.

640
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: I went to the supercars with Oscar.

641
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 2: What is a supercar?

642
00:29:59,360 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: Supercar?

643
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 3: A V eight supercar that goes around a track? Okay,

644
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 3: And I thought, let's take Oscar is like Bathist. It's

645
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 3: like Bathist but in Sydney and it goes over three days.

646
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 3: But we went for one day and I was like, oh,

647
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 3: take just me and Oscar. You know, really trying to

648
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 3: trying to work on that relationship.

649
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice. One on one time.

650
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, we stayed at a hotel out there, just two

651
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 3: of us sleep.

652
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: It was great.

653
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: Did you share a bed or do you guys were

654
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: two singles.

655
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: He was excited. Two singles, so excited. The hotel was

656
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: the most exciting part. According to him, I don't leave. Yeah,

657
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: he was like, it was just I was like the race,

658
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: it's across the road. It was great, and that.

659
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 2: Stuff is like, that's such core memory stuff.

660
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 3: I just care memori the fuck out of that kid.

661
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 3: So we took him forty degrees out of it so

662
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: he'll remember that.

663
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: They were like fucking l old sweating. Anyway we went.

664
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 3: We went at lunchtime. It was it goes over all

665
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 3: the way till night. Because there's a bunch of different

666
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 3: races on different categories. Also humans. I feel like as

667
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 3: a breed a species, we were like whatever we invent,

668
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 3: were like, let's fucking race them whatever it is. They're

669
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 3: like bringing out the utes. They're like, he's a fucking

670
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 3: lawn mower. Run that around the truck.

671
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: Let's just race it.

672
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: Did they have a little more, but they might as

673
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 2: well I'll watch that.

674
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: Everything else.

675
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 3: They're just like, we should fucking race it, you know,

676
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 3: which I'm not opposed to. I'm just saying we do.

677
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 3: It's weird everything think of, think of something, we race it.

678
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: Well, let's put it this way. We race in the water,

679
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,479
Speaker 1: we swim.

680
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 3: They're like, what we should do with this swimming thing.

681
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 3: It's not just survival. Let's fucking race them. Let's race

682
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 3: and we'll get all the nations together the Olympics. There's

683
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 3: just a bunch of things hobbies that people like, we

684
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 3: should race this. So same, same, same till so we went.

685
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: It was really hot. Okay, the utes came on. It

686
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 3: was just like a bunch of tradesitting around in their

687
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 3: utes really fast. Four or five wheels fell off, and

688
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, this is so cool. What really

689
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 3: scared the shit out of him was a dragcar.

690
00:31:59,160 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: Mate.

691
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 3: My god, I know they're loud, right, and you know

692
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 3: race cars alloud.

693
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh man, that's pretty loud.

694
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 3: For his se this was unbearable. Like I was like, you,

695
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 3: poor boy. Like he had ear muffs on. I bought

696
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 3: ear masks because I was.

697
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 2: Like, I was gonna ask and I didn't want to

698
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: pick on the spot.

699
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 5: I want to preserve my child's hearing. Get homes like him,

700
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 5: like I love covet in rubber. No coveting, Yeah, literally

701
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 5: covering rubbers. Sunburned and sweaty as fuck. I was chafened,

702
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 5: that's for sure. Anyway, the benefit of having the hotel

703
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 5: across room air con great. So we went watched a

704
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 5: couple of the races, a couple of qualifying, went back,

705
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 5: we had something to eat, had a bit of had

706
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 5: a bit of rest time, and cooled down and waited.

707
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 3: For the last couple of races. We just had general

708
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 3: admission tickets. Like we were just cruising in this trying.

709
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 2: To make yourself sound like you're one of the people.

710
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: One one of us. We had GA. We did have GA, Matthew.

711
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 3: But I've been to you know, F one and stuff,

712
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 3: and you've been to the Fine and you know security

713
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 3: is very tight. We're talking million dollar machines, super cars

714
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 3: not so much.

715
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 2: You look over and Oscar's driving a car.

716
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Literally, mate.

717
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 3: We went back the next time, realize that there's a

718
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 3: tunnel that goes under the track, no security guard, nothing.

719
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 3: I was like, come on, buddy, let's go. We're in

720
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 3: the paddic. Mate, I'm in the garage of these cars.

721
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: I'm walking around the back.

722
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: I was. I don't know if you saw any of

723
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: the videos I had, but I'm in I watched them all.

724
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm in parts of the track. There's no spectators. I'm

725
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: just I'm just hanging out, hey.

726
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 3: And then I was like, Oh, we'll walk up the

727
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 3: back to this corner.

728
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: And I'm walking up.

729
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 3: And I's like it kind of it felt like we

730
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 3: weren't supposed to be there, which we weren't.

731
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think, I don't. No one stopped me,

732
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: I guess.

733
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: And then we walk up and there's all these cars

734
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 3: lined up and they all start up at once. I'm

735
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 3: in the middle of this paddic and then with a child,

736
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,719
Speaker 3: and these cars just go within meters from us, and

737
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 3: I was.

738
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: Like, this is the coolest fucking thing ever.

739
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 3: And I was like, I really set this kit up

740
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 3: to fail because this is not normal, like I'm just

741
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 3: out here.

742
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 2: And also I don't want to get hit by a

743
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: car and die.

744
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah that too, I suppose, but yeah, it was I

745
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 3: felt like we had access all areas.

746
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: I got to see. Oscar and I were in a

747
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: garage during a pit stop.

748
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 2: Wow.

749
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh it was unbelievable. And he was like, this is

750
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: fucking amazing.

751
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 2: Did you have to come back and pretend like it

752
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: was really bad in front of Macy though.

753
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I had the partition was like, how was

754
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: it was like.

755
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 3: It was very loud. But then the next day I

756
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 3: went back into the hot lap without him. He was gutted.

757
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 1: But he was too young.

758
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you right now, fucking core memory for

759
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 3: sure for you of Oscar me, he's still He did

760
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 3: it for news news at school. Yeah, it was great

761
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 3: and he got a little red bull shirt on.

762
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 2: Oh those poor kids had to go and to the

763
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 2: news that day. They're like, and then I had a

764
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 2: nice cream and he's there, like I won the baths

765
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 2: five hundred.

766
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: I was a part of pick Crew.

767
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 3: I will say, though, lots of mullets getting around on kids.

768
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 2: Would you say, amongst your people.

769
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: The mullet people.

770
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no.

771
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: No, get away from you.

772
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 3: It's there's okay, there's the trendy mullet, right, that's getting

773
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 3: around your Jacob A Lordi's for example. Yeah, and then

774
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 3: there's the Bogan mullet, the supercar mullet.

775
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: This yeah, well said where it's slack. It's literally that piece.

776
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 3: Of hair that those kids have is the most well

777
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 3: maintained thing that family owned.

778
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: I reckon, it is pristine.

779
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 3: It's been washed, blow dry the things, but there's not

780
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 3: a hair out of place. The rest of whatever they're

781
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 3: going on, not so much.

782
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: I reckon. I counted.

783
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 3: I had to stop counting because it's fifty mullets on kids.

784
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, you got tats. You would have fit it in.

785
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 3: I've got no racist tats, but yes, very good core memory.

786
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 3: I'm glad I did it sober.

787
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 2: What I add, well done? Well done. Actually, that reminds

788
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 2: me we need it at some point. Dive deep into

789
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 2: your sober journey because it's still going to those along

790
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: at home, still going.

791
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: Well done.

792
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 2: Yes, and if you can stay sober at the supercars,

793
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 2: you can stay sober anywhere.

794
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: I stayed sober at the Anchor Awards and we got

795
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 3: nearly going to a fight.

796
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, heyshu, it is time for.

797
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 3: Now.

798
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 2: You need us.

799
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: Moll than ever. Know that we still have each other.

800
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: You can send sure, don'ting.

801
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 3: Dilemma, you cant dilemma, Ella El.

802
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: And sorry to anyone who was upset at the fact

803
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: that we say Ella instead of Emma.

804
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: We just staying true to the song. Yeah, as we do.

805
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a nod to the original.

806
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll go first. You guys, now you go, I'll

807
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: go first. I'll go first.

808
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 2: Is from Daniel. He's on the south coast of the UK.

809
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: Okay. I wonder if he likes lines.

810
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: I'm sure he does. They don't speak like that. It's

811
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: offensive because I'm British. Okay, okay, so just let's just

812
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 2: let's just have some respect for the people have about

813
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: the people in my homeland.

814
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you've lived in London for four years.

815
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 2: Bro, I have a passport.

816
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: You have an English passport.

817
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: I'm an English passport. I'm British. Yeah, I became. I

818
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 2: became British first and Australian second.

819
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: So the four years were you on working holiday or

820
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: you just a resident?

821
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 2: I was a resident.

822
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: That is wild.

823
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: You're welcome.

824
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: I don't believe you.

825
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay, sorry Daniel, Sorry Daniel, God Daniel.

826
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, the fuck is going on? What's

827
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 2: my question? This is about me?

828
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: Daniel?

829
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry.

830
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I lived in London for four years. It's about me.

831
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 2: I put this question and they're just so I can

832
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 2: talk about my passport. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry,

833
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 2: I worked in marketing for four years in London.

834
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: Anyway, welcome to Matt's LinkedIn by Oh my god, you.

835
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 2: Better believe that that is bolded. In my experience, you.

836
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 3: Have to what you have to look at LinkedIn on

837
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 3: a private browsery because it's pretty much porn for you.

838
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 2: Right, that's enough, Okay, moving on, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel love

839
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,479
Speaker 2: the pod. Been listening since one.

840
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: Wow, I know, too much time on your hands, as.

841
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: I was expecting my firstborn, which is why he's been listening.

842
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 2: When he laughs later, I have now found out we

843
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 2: are expecting our second. All. Thank you, Yeah, run of applause.

844
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 2: Absolutely well done. All I've heard is how hard it

845
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: is to go from having one child to two. As

846
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,240
Speaker 2: you've both gone through this, My question is how fucked

847
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: am I?

848
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: Well? You went again, you went to three three? She

849
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: look fucked? Is the wrong word severely fucked?

850
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 3: Tonight it's more logistics, I think to start off with.

851
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 3: I think you've got to get used to having two

852
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 3: of them, well said Ash.

853
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 2: I agree, well said well Daniel, You're welcome.

854
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: That is rooting stuff. No it's it's a jump.

855
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 2: It is a jump. Let's not sugar Let's not sugarcoat

856
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 2: the whole situation. You got fucking two. You got two,

857
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 2: and you're trying to look after one. I think about Daniel.

858
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 2: Just think about this, not to scare you, but at

859
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: the same.

860
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,919
Speaker 1: Time, and be scared my child. Be brave, be brave,

861
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: be brave, Be a big brave boy.

862
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 2: Be a big brave boy. But you think about how

863
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 2: hard it was with one, and you're trying to do

864
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 2: that now again with a little toddler who's like, doesn't

865
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: give a fuck, does not give a fuck. You're like, hey,

866
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: can you just keep down because we're just trying to

867
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 2: put the baby to sleep, and they're like, fuck you guys,

868
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 2: I'm making as much noise and I'm having a tantrum

869
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: because I don't care about anyone.

870
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,280
Speaker 1: I couldn't have said it better myself.

871
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, it's like having one,

872
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: but you've got two of them.

873
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: That's why I thought you were going with that.

874
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 2: I should have said that.

875
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: You should have I think would have summed that up.

876
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 3: But yeah, you're right, it's they don't care that if

877
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 3: I'm going to give anything just be prepared for your

878
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 3: elders to not give a fuck about how urgent it

879
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 3: is what you're doing.

880
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: And then with any lark, they're helpful.

881
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: But depends how old. I mean, if you got it one,

882
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 2: that's like Marley's a bit more helpful this time around

883
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 2: with number three. But also I think it depends on

884
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 2: the child, like man Lola. Lola came out and was

885
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 2: a really tricky baby. Yeah, tricky baby.

886
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: And they don't understand the oldest, like they.

887
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 3: Haven't developed the part of their brain where they're like

888
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 3: other people matter, you know, in the nicest possible way.

889
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 2: But also I think we are like chameleons human the

890
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 2: human race. Can I get deep for a second. Yeah,

891
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 2: we're so adaptable.

892
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,479
Speaker 1: I love lizard theory.

893
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 2: You know, you think about how amazing we are as

894
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: a species to survive in such varied environments. You think

895
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 2: are like the Antarctic? Do live there?

896
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: Do we?

897
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 2: You think about where do the Eskimos live Alaska? Think

898
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: about the fact that humans can survive in the Sahara

899
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 2: in Alaska, in Paramatta in New South.

900
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: Wales, or any other state in America.

901
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 2: Don't get shot out of paramatter. I love you guys.

902
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: Wow, So where are you going with this? I think

903
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 1: you adapt, you adapt, you camouflage.

904
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,240
Speaker 2: Okay, can I finish? I can I finish? I finished?

905
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 2: I finished, I finished. We're getting deep, okay, So I

906
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 2: think we can adapt. It's weird how when you've got

907
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 2: to how quickly that just becomes the norm, and you

908
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 2: forget about what life was like with one, and then

909
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 2: it's fun like going from two to three. I forget

910
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 2: what it was like this having two, And when I

911
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: have two, I'm like, oh, this is great. Whereas you know,

912
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: you're going to look back and you think, God, how

913
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: the hell we had it so good when we had

914
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: just one child? Now now we have two. Everything, let's

915
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 2: be honest, it gets a little bit harder because all

916
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 2: your focus is on the kids, you hope.

917
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 3: So anyway, you need twice as many hands, twice as man.

918
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 3: I like your lizard analogy because you can either adapt.

919
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 3: And the thing is with chameleons is they change.

920
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 1: Color to hide worst case scenarios. Is like, it's like, Daddy,

921
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: it's still enough. Change color into the wall and they

922
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,439
Speaker 1: won't see you there.

923
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 2: But I think you'll be fine. I don't think you'll Yeah,

924
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 2: you are funk, but you will. You'll come out of it.

925
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 2: You'll come out of it a stronger human being.

926
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna love hating it.

927
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 3: I think with two as Dad obviously Mum and you

928
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 3: bub they're going to be in their own bubble. Your

929
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 3: job now is to make sure that that bubble's okay,

930
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 3: and then also entertain the other one that you had first.

931
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 3: And I suppose like you could use it as an

932
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 3: opportunity to get to know each other a little bit better.

933
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your name again? What it's Amelia Marley? Yeah,

934
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 2: obviously the time with Marley, it's a great opportunity to

935
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 2: grow that bond. But I think then someone flipped it

936
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 2: as well, because that's what I thought, and someone said,

937
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 2: you should also make sure that you can step in

938
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: when you can to make sure that you're looking after

939
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 2: the newborn. So mum still has those little moments with

940
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 2: the older child as well.

941
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was was that wholesome, Saron?

942
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 2: I think that was wholesome, Sarah.

943
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that the oldest had this, had this

944
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 3: relationship with mum and dad that was aw for the oldest.

945
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 3: Then all of a sudden, you're like, no, you've got

946
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 3: to go spend time with dad. You still need to

947
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 3: maintain that relationship and as dad, you can go. Hang

948
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 3: on a second, why didn't I take the baby while

949
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 3: it's fair it's going to sleep. I could put it

950
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: to sleep and you guys hang out.

951
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,240
Speaker 2: Sometimes Laura does blame. I blame the wrong word.

952
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: Now it's not.

953
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 2: But Marley is cheeky to both myself and to Laura,

954
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 2: and Laura is like, she's more cheeky towards me because

955
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 2: when we had Lola, I spent so much time with

956
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 2: Lola and it was just you and Marley, and she

957
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 2: thinks that's kind of impacted the relationship.

958
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: She's wrong.

959
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 3: Children pray on the week she is identified that you

960
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 3: are the weakest species.

961
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: It's not true. I don't know. I made that up.

962
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 2: I like it.

963
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: Was going to come after me.

964
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 2: Next question.

965
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 1: Next one is from.

966
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 3: Lee emailed in what's the etiquette on inviting kids to

967
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 3: birthday parties? If your kid was invited to their party,

968
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 3: do you have to invite them to your kid's birthday

969
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 3: party in return, especially if it was a paid birthday

970
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 3: party experience? Do you think you owe them the invite

971
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: if your kid doesn't want them there. Oh, look, it

972
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 3: doesn't just end with with childhood here and childhood parties.

973
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 3: Think about weddings, right, you're an adult, you get invited

974
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 3: to a wedding, and then you get married. Do you

975
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 3: have to invite that person?

976
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: And if you don't, that.

977
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 3: Relationship is fucking over. At least with children, they'll forget

978
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 3: about it.

979
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 2: I think fuck weddings is a good example, thank you.

980
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm full of good examples.

981
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 2: I think weddings because I think if you get if

982
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 2: you get invited to a wedding, I think you've got

983
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 2: to reciprocate. I really do, I really do.

984
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. What if you secretly hate them though, then.

985
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 2: Don't go to the wedding?

986
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: But then that's rude to mind. This whole life thing

987
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 1: is a life is hard.

988
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. Stuff

989
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 2: out there to hear that Lee as well, okay, can

990
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: I I've got an interesting scenario right now like that,

991
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 2: so very very exciting. When Lola started at a new

992
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 2: daycare last year, she came in midyear.

993
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: Ryn had formed bonds and the kids it will be.

994
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 2: There since like day dot. So Lola was the new kid.

995
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: Also was there with her cousins so she really just

996
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 2: latched onto her cousin, so she didn't form as many

997
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 2: friendships from inception. So she didn't form as many friendships

998
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: and as a result, didn't get many birthday party invitations.

999
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 2: That sad, which was sad.

1000
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 1: She's such a great girl.

1001
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 3: She's a great kid's personavle, she's funny, she'll beat you up.

1002
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: She will, she will give me your fucking lunch money.

1003
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's where's the invite?

1004
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 2: But she got invited to her first school birthday party

1005
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 2: and she was so excited.

1006
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: I'm so proud.

1007
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 2: And it's this unique one because the parents and was like,

1008
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 2: just want to manage your expectations here. It's a dinosaur party.

1009
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: It's all boys, but Lola has become friends with this boy,

1010
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 2: so she is I think the only girl going to

1011
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: this dinosaur party. And so I'm like, oh interesting. Is

1012
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: like Lola, she flies on both ends of the spectrum

1013
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 2: where she loves fucking dinosaurs and tackling people and then

1014
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: loves makeup and being a fairy. And I'm like, if

1015
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: she has a party, does she invite if it's a

1016
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 2: girl theme, does she invite the boy? And he's the

1017
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 2: only boy? You have to add a courtesy.

1018
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would for sure. Like Macy went to a

1019
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: party the other day.

1020
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 3: She was the only person there from the preschool. She

1021
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 3: goes to, Wow, I know she's popular girl. Everyone wants

1022
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 3: Macy party. Never met these people. The person whose birthday

1023
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 3: isn't like Lola, new to that school. So she went

1024
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 3: to this party that had all the older school friends

1025
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 3: and Macy Macy.

1026
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: How did she go there? I mean tough, but her

1027
00:46:59,239 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: great time.

1028
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to invite the kid. You gotta added politeness,

1029
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 2: extend the invitation.

1030
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 3: Sorry, I think extending the invitation is fine.

1031
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: I think you could. It's such a minefield.

1032
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 2: No, don't, don't give it that sigh. Okay, you can't.

1033
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 2: You can't say that with the sig. You gotta say,

1034
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 2: extend the invitation bomb full stop.

1035
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's harmless.

1036
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 2: Because you're saying extend the invitation.

1037
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 3: A part of me is stay strong, stay strong. Okay,

1038
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 3: extend the invitation full stop.

1039
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 2: No, but oh god, but what.

1040
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: I'm going back to the point.

1041
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 3: If it's a girl themed party, right, and it's like, hey,

1042
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 3: Timmy is invited, it's up to you, guys where you

1043
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 3: want to come, because it's going to be a fairy

1044
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 3: theme party and he's the only boy not and if

1045
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 3: he wants to go, fine, no, no problem, but just

1046
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 3: maybe the heads up because like you just don't know,

1047
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 3: like you don't know what you're in for. Lala was

1048
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 3: excited against t Rex nice nice an aggressive dinosaur.

1049
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: I like it.

1050
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 2: You're just gonna fuck up a party. Extend the invite,

1051
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: extend it, end of I.

1052
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: Don't like the word oh like you know that? She

1053
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: was like, do you oh them something you do?

1054
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 2: I think when you look at the cost per child.

1055
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 2: So if we're going to look at this from a financial.

1056
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: Perspective, CEPC yep, cost per child yep.

1057
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 2: I did that, Yeah, very very quick. What is that

1058
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 2: call when you do the start each week with a letter,

1059
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 2: it's a called arony acronym.

1060
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: Very good consonants. Come on, bro, that's something that's a

1061
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: that's a medication.

1062
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 2: Don't take it.

1063
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 1: That's inconsonant. Don't take it.

1064
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 2: You'll die.

1065
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: That's where you shot yourself.

1066
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 2: When you look at the cost per chart CPC CPC.

1067
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 2: I think you wanted to be you wanted to be

1068
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 2: even you don't want to get to the end of

1069
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 2: the year where the CBC is out of balance.

1070
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 3: You want to balance the books of the CPC, we

1071
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 3: can circle back closer to Christmas.

1072
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: You're this, You're like, we need a graph, because that's great.

1073
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: R I. We need a graph, We need a chart.

1074
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: What else we need?

1075
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, we also need reviews.

1076
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: Yes, let's circle back to review. We'll circle back to

1077
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: CPC in the next episode.

1078
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 2: Review per listener.

1079
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: Yes, p L I'm good at this. Give me that

1080
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: took me, give me another one. Come on, I really

1081
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: got this.

1082
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 2: Let's come on, let's get out here. I'm hungry review.

1083
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 2: We would love it, of course, to get the r

1084
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: LP up. I also just want to say that if

1085
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 2: we talk about any footage that you can hear, for example,

1086
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 2: the fight at the am CO Awards, if you want

1087
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 2: to see what that footage is, go to our YouTube,

1088
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 2: because that's where you will see all the good bits.

1089
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: That's the better bits than this.

1090
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 2: The better bits. Well, just in case you're like, what

1091
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: is that? I the swearing, but I want to see

1092
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 2: the I want to see people yelling at each other,

1093
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 2: we put all of it into the YouTube just as

1094
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 2: an FYI. A little like a bit of a may

1095
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 2: help people. No, sorry, what else were going to do?

1096
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 3: You could join us on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok Yes, and

1097
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 3: you did mention prior you did mention YouTube okay, and that's.

1098
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: All we have time for. Okay, got to get the

1099
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: acronyms go on.

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00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 2: By Two Doting Dads. Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of

1101
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 2: country throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

1102
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land