1
00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,200
Speaker 1: Joined the and Amanda in the morning on one point seven.

2
00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,160
Speaker 2: Tell you hell of a week, morn simbo.

3
00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,240
Speaker 1: It's been a big week with laughs of plenty. It's

4
00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:17,400
Speaker 1: the first of July, Mark's International Joke Day. Amanda thought

5
00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,080
Speaker 1: she'd get in early with this wolfer.

6
00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,360
Speaker 3: Two blokes were at the drunken end of a night out.

7
00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:27,240
Speaker 3: Suddenly one spews all over his new jacket. My wife

8
00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:31,800
Speaker 3: will kill me, he says, No, Broba says his mate,

9
00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,280
Speaker 3: blame me. Put fifty bucks in your top pocket and say,

10
00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:41,159
Speaker 3: I spewed on you, and I was so horrified I

11
00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,159
Speaker 3: gave you fifty bucks. So he goes home where his

12
00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,400
Speaker 3: wife flings open the door and sure enough gets stuck in.

13
00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,880
Speaker 3: Look what you've done your new jacket. So he hands

14
00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,920
Speaker 3: over the fifty dollars and says, my mate is embarrassed

15
00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:52,600
Speaker 3: his beard on me.

16
00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,560
Speaker 2: He gave me the money.

17
00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,200
Speaker 3: He said, well, hang on, there are two fifty notes here,

18
00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,400
Speaker 3: and he says, yeah, he pooed my pants as well.

19
00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,000
Speaker 3: That got a genuine that's.

20
00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,720
Speaker 1: Actually very very good. But the second wave of the

21
00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,399
Speaker 1: corona threatening to break on us. Comedian Ross Nobles summed

22
00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,080
Speaker 1: up our predicament perfectly.

23
00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,080
Speaker 3: You know, in light of all this stuff that's going

24
00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,520
Speaker 3: on coronavirus wives with Victoria and everyone. It is like

25
00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,240
Speaker 3: comedian Ross Nobles says that the country is going through

26
00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,679
Speaker 3: what scientists say is the Spice Girl's paradigm. How so

27
00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,560
Speaker 3: everyone's trying really hard, but Victoria's ruining it.

28
00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,240
Speaker 1: Marcia Hines is filling in for Kelly Rowland on the Voice,

29
00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,120
Speaker 1: says Kelly is locked down in La which is good

30
00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,679
Speaker 1: for Marcia as she hasn't had much to do since

31
00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,279
Speaker 1: Shrek the Musical got axed.

32
00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,679
Speaker 2: I missed you as the dragon in Shrek the Musical.

33
00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,520
Speaker 1: Hey, that's very kin I love the gig.

34
00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,280
Speaker 3: It was a great gig.

35
00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,280
Speaker 2: I wanted to see you in that.

36
00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,320
Speaker 3: It'll be bad.

37
00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,040
Speaker 2: I was going to go along and see and only

38
00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,720
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to go for Todd mckennye or ony

39
00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,200
Speaker 2: I was. I was going to go for Marshall as

40
00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:51,640
Speaker 2: the dragon.

41
00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,480
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's coming back.

42
00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,800
Speaker 3: Oh okay.

43
00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,280
Speaker 2: Todd was on his knees for that whole time for nothing.

44
00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,040
Speaker 1: While Amanda got in early with International Joke Day, Jonesy

45
00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,840
Speaker 1: thought he'd wrap it up with this.

46
00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,400
Speaker 2: So a couple they've been married for a long time

47
00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,920
Speaker 2: thirty years. Their names are Amanda and Harley.

48
00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,680
Speaker 3: We don't make a rude joke about me.

49
00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,239
Speaker 2: It's not about you, But it's not about you.

50
00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,480
Speaker 3: It's Amanda and Harley been married forty years, and it

51
00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,480
Speaker 3: kind of is about me.

52
00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,480
Speaker 2: Amber and Harvey, what about that?

53
00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:25,880
Speaker 3: Okay?

54
00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,160
Speaker 2: So Amber and Harvey they've been married for thirty years.

55
00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,680
Speaker 2: Amber's worried that the spice in the bedroom has gone

56
00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,400
Speaker 2: from the marriage, so she heads down to Bras and

57
00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,640
Speaker 2: Things and picks up a pair of crutchless sundays.

58
00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,840
Speaker 3: Sure it's not about me, and she.

59
00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,920
Speaker 2: Takes them home, puts them on as standing in nothing

60
00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,920
Speaker 2: but the crutchless Sundays, and Harvey comes home after a

61
00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,600
Speaker 2: hard day's work, opens the door and Amber says, in

62
00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,480
Speaker 2: a husky voice, a big boy, you want to get

63
00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,919
Speaker 2: some of this? And how as one look that says no, exce,

64
00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,320
Speaker 2: look what it's done your andies.

65
00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,760
Speaker 1: God, how about you two take a couple of weeks off.

66
00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,040
Speaker 1: This has been Jimbo, thank you, Jimmy, Dee Jonesy and

67
00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,799
Speaker 1: Amanda in the morning one point s W S F

68
00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:16,160
Speaker 1: M