1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Thrilling podcasting. No, Woods, are you actually sent me this 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: story this morning? 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, from Shandong net, a website that I subscribed to, 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 2: Shandong nets stories from the province of Shandong and China will. 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: Perfect and look only think you think you just sent 6 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: it to me as a bit of a gag. But 7 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: I was like, jee wiz Woods, you know, I'm glad 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: that you keep across international news news headlines because it 9 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 1: could be an ustle thing to throw into the show. 10 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 1: So the story was that there's a woman in China, 11 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: Shandong province, obviously, Yeah, that's right, whose ex boyfriend was 12 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 1: a bit of a dong and what happened is she 13 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: she was really upset, obviously not sure the details behind 14 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: the breaker. Yeah, that's right, But she sent him a 15 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: truck of onions. That is, of course the song Green Onions. 16 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: Send him a truck of onions so that he could 17 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: cry as much as she did over the breakup. 18 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 3: It's creative, That's what I like about it. It's good gear. Yeah, 19 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 3: it's really good. It's good gear. 20 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 1: And obviously he's got to get rid of the onions now, 21 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: so a bit of egg on his base. But I 22 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: thought i'd ask everybody else right now in thirty one 23 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 1: oh six five is have you ever sent your ex 24 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 1: something shout too much? Callers are going to get you know, 25 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: if you call the show thirty and one O six 26 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: five is the phone number. 27 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 3: If you've sent something to your X, I'll give you 28 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 3: one point. 29 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:28,839 Speaker 1: If you've sent something you know, generally vindictive to your ex, 30 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 1: so like you know, glitter. 31 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 3: In the mail. Oh yeah, maybe you sent them a. 32 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: Hundred pizzas, I mean that sort of gear. You'll get 33 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 1: one point. 34 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 2: There's a website where you can send specific horse. 35 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 3: Perfect. That's good enough sort of things. I know, isn't 36 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 3: that weird? There's actually a website dedicated to that. But 37 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 3: what were you saying? 38 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: Well, well, also, so that's just your general vindictive X 39 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: thing to send you to an X. Callers are going 40 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: to get two points on this show on thirty and 41 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: one and six y five. Right now, if you sent 42 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: something to your X which was specific to your relationship, 43 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, specific to the breakup. So like maybe you 44 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: found out that every time he said he was going 45 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: to go and play golf, he was actually cheating on you, 46 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: and then you send him one hundred thousand golf balls. 47 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, dumped them on his front lawn. Yeah right, okay, yeah, 48 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,359 Speaker 3: very good. That's where the bonus points are. We got 49 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 3: Sarah here on thirteen one. I was sixty five. 50 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 2: Sarah, were you the sender here of something to your ex? 51 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 2: I sure was? 52 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 3: What did that? Evil laugh? What did you send? 53 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 2: Sarah? 54 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 4: I was engaged and my engagementing is really expensive, but 55 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 4: my ex fiance cheated on me, so I soldering a 56 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 4: border car and in the mail to Melbourne, I sent 57 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 4: him the paperwork of the settlement of my brain new car. 58 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:48,359 Speaker 3: My very good, very good, that is wild. Thanks. 59 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 1: I've actually just realized that I've had an X send 60 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: something to me, But I'll tell you. 61 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 3: I'll tell you in a Secondly. Got Wayne here on 62 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 3: thirday one. I six ' five Wayne, your ex sent 63 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 3: you something? 64 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 5: Hey ladds basically my exto message Rand goes, I watch 65 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 5: your address and I was very hesitant to give it 66 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 5: to Art. And then what happened was I got my 67 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 5: box some like a rugby jacket used to play with. 68 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 5: It's all cut up in the. 69 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 3: Yeah streategy jump. 70 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 5: The worst thing was, lads, I couldn't re give it 71 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 5: to my current girlfriend. 72 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 3: Yeah. Of cod which would be a bit weird. You 73 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 3: wouldn't do that. You wouldn't give multiple girlfriends the same jumper. 74 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 3: You just wouldn't do it. 75 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: Well if they grab it from your cupboard though, well, 76 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: now this is a topic for another day. 77 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 3: I don't think have you got a T shirt or. 78 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: A jumper that gets given to women that spend the 79 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: night here is a certain night. 80 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 2: I'm not saying I would give it. I give them 81 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 2: card blanche. The cupboard will cut blanche. And sometimes there's crossover. 82 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,119 Speaker 2: If there's crossover there, you don't, sorry, but not wear 83 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 2: that one because that was worn by my eggs. 84 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, fair enough. If it's control T shirts, comfortable 85 00:03:55,640 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 3: T shirt. Well, we've got Daniellis called. I know you've 86 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 3: actually you've argued you way out of a corner there, 87 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 3: Thank you, Danielle. We're talking about sending your ex things. 88 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 3: Have you done this? 89 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? I have. 90 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 4: So I was going out with my now boyfriend we 91 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 4: were living together, and I noticed he was pretty into 92 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 4: naughty magazine. Oh and then I found out that he'd 93 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 4: actually bumped into one of the women in these naughty 94 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 4: magazines on a night out and cheated on. 95 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 3: Me with Wow wall I. 96 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: Know. 97 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 4: Hopefully I got the magazines and I sent them to 98 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 4: his mum and I said, if you want to see 99 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,799 Speaker 4: who your son cheated on me? Is said to page five. 100 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, Danielle go away. It's a phenomenal story. 101 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 2: Now to say that everything, every detail of that story 102 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 2: was quite remarkable. But Jill, yes, you you've been sending 103 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 2: something by an X. Do I know this story? 104 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 1: Well? I actually you do know it, but it was 105 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: having a long time ago. Yeah, it was actually a 106 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 1: lot of people it might not know. You and I 107 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: are at school together, yes, and as part of a 108 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: like an inter school singing competition. I sung ronan keatings. 109 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: You say it best when you say nothing at all, 110 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: She was saying. 111 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 3: The best which plan you said nothing, which is a 112 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 3: stitch up long story here. 113 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: But you were in charge of organizing the musicians for 114 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: the interschool singing competition. You forgot all about it because 115 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 1: you watched Gladiator for three hundred the time that year. True, 116 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 1: and the musicians couldn't do it so hard to get 117 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: it in front of everyone and sing the song. 118 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 2: We got Kenny Wong on the floor. To be fair, 119 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 2: he had pay him a bit of money. We had 120 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 2: a guy got Kenny and I was a backup singer. 121 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 3: And he came in a backup suth. 122 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: Now what happened is that weekend I actually broke up 123 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 1: with the girl that I was saying, I don't remember that. 124 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 3: Here there is. 125 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: On the Monday, she got she found out my parents' address, 126 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: and she got a sheet like a bed sheet, and 127 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 1: she sprayed on it with a spray paint. Can you 128 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 1: say it best when you say nothing at all? And 129 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: she draped it over the driveway at my mom and 130 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: dad's house. 131 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. 132 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 3: Wild, I never knew that. 133 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. I obviously haven't taken her advice though, because I've 134 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 1: got a job on radio. 135 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 3: See what you're hearing. 136 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:16,119 Speaker 1: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody