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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well do you bring him?

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Speaker 3: Maybe it sounds a bit of a personal matter to

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Speaker 3: the radio waves, but that's what the show's for, the

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Speaker 4: It's not my personal matter.

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Speaker 5: It's a good friend of mine, Dave, a mysterious white

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Speaker 5: g string, has found him in a bit of an

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Speaker 5: ethical dilemma.

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Speaker 4: But I'm not going to tell the story.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to get Dave, who joins us on the

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Speaker 5: phone right now, to give us the details of the

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Speaker 5: ethical dilemma.

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Speaker 4: Welcome Dave.

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Speaker 6: Hello, boys, How are you good?

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Speaker 7: Dave?

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Speaker 3: Glad to have you on the show, airing your dirty laundry,

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Speaker 3: so to speak.

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Speaker 6: I think it's quite clean, Will, But that's okay.

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Speaker 2: Would have thought. So, what have you got for us?

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Speaker 8: Made?

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Speaker 4: What's the story?

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Speaker 9: So?

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Speaker 6: I woke up this morning A bit of background. Live

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Speaker 6: in Sydney's small apartment block. I live by myself. I

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Speaker 6: woke up this morning and found a white lacy jstring

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Speaker 6: hanging on a plant I have on my balcony.

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Speaker 4: Interesting, right, Interesting.

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Speaker 6: I have a girl who lives above me, and another

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Speaker 6: girl who lives next door, and the girl who the

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Speaker 6: next door. Her balcony and mine are connected, but are

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Speaker 6: separated by quite a low wall.

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Speaker 4: So it could have conceivably flicked over the small wall.

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Speaker 3: Deave, Yeah, before you go on, Dave, just yeah, you

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Speaker 3: painted a picture of your life beautifully for us then,

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Speaker 3: which I'm not sure whether you're trying to garner any

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Speaker 3: pity there, But is there any chance that the Lacey

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Speaker 3: G string was placed on the plant intentionally?

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Speaker 6: Deduction technique? It's not one that I've come across before.

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Speaker 3: No, but you do live alone in a small apartment

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Speaker 3: in Sydney by his self, Dave.

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Speaker 6: Yes, correct. So my thought process is I don't know them,

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Speaker 6: either of them very well. Our mable chat has barely

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Speaker 6: progressed from sort of pleasantries when we pass each other

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Speaker 6: in the corridor.

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Speaker 4: Sure, so it would be it'd be a bold play.

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Speaker 5: It'd be a bold player give you don't know them,

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Speaker 5: for them to deliberately throw the white G string over.

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Speaker 3: Ruling out the fact that it's a play from any

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Speaker 3: one of your neighbors to try and hook up with you.

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Speaker 3: I think so, But such absurd You're going to hang

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Speaker 3: it on the door knob, if you're going to hang

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Speaker 3: your G string anywhere, but.

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Speaker 2: Who hands it?

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Speaker 4: Just even that.

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Speaker 3: Right, we'll put that to one accidental blowing of a

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Speaker 3: G string onto your balconies.

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Speaker 5: Where we're at the ethical dilemma though, Dave, now is

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Speaker 4: Or is that creepy?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Or do I just just throw it out and

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Speaker 6: pretend it never happens. Now my issue is if I

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Speaker 6: do do that, then what happens, Like, how do I

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Speaker 6: make sure they don't lose any more washing in the future.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's something you need to worry about

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Speaker 3: right now, Dave. I think you just need to focus.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's not worry about future washing. Let's just worry

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Speaker 3: specifically about this piece of washing because there's a few

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Speaker 3: other things need to come with this. Have you had

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Speaker 6: I've texted why we share a laundry?

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Speaker 2: You text hang on? You left that out?

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Speaker 6: Texted that have been four or five months ago. But

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Speaker 6: that's that's all walked out.

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Speaker 5: It's not really regular. Look, I'd love to hear a

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Speaker 5: female's perspective HEREU. At the end of the day, we're

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Speaker 5: there's three blogs trying to figure out what to do

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Speaker 5: with the white G string.

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Speaker 4: Thirty one six five is out.

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Speaker 3: I think there's a chance it's to play. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: If that is a chance, well, like, what.

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Speaker 3: Are the chances, like, what are the chances that a

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Speaker 3: white G string ended up on your balcony deliberately.

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Speaker 4: Well, it would be there.

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Speaker 3: It would be a nice thing to like, because then

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Speaker 3: and go, hey, you left your G string there? And

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Speaker 2: I mean it sounds a lot.

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Speaker 3: Like a porno, But what I'm trying to get out

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Speaker 3: I think, clearly this is a this is this is

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Speaker 4: Your fantasy world there.

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Speaker 5: Look, we need to hear from some women here thirty

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Speaker 5: one h six five sound number, ladies, give us a call.

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Speaker 5: There's two questions I want to ask you. The question

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Speaker 5: one is is there a chance this is a play?

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Speaker 4: Four day? Has someone deliberately throwing the G string on

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Speaker 5: And two if we remove that as saying which may

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Speaker 5: be a thing. Number two, we should Dave go and

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Speaker 5: knock on the door and return the G string or

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Speaker 5: is that too awkward?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Can you return a stranger's G string? Or should you

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Speaker 3: just bury it like it never happened?

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Speaker 8: Dave?

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Speaker 3: Can you stay on the phone, Yeah, of course, your

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Speaker 3: buddy can, your live radio mate. You would have broken

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Speaker 3: a social contract if you couldn't. We're just taking female

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Speaker 3: calls if we can here. Can you return a stranger's

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Speaker 3: G string to her?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not just playing in the hypothetical space as well.

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Speaker 5: A good friend of mine, Dave, lives in an apartment block.

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Speaker 5: He found a rogue white G string on an outdoor

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Speaker 5: plant on his balcony now, and he's pretty sure he's

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Speaker 5: got a dwan to two out of the girl on

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Speaker 5: and again that's the dilimmaies in and he joins on

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Speaker 5: the phone right now, Dave, you're also interested, Dave, in

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Speaker 5: asking the question of is it potentially a move that

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Speaker 5: a girl has deliberately thrown the G string onto your

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Speaker 5: balcony very much so.

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Speaker 6: I mean, i'd like to say that I've seen it

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Speaker 6: all in that space, but I'm keen to know whether

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Speaker 6: this is a new technique that people are running with.

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Speaker 2: Bella, what do you reckon? Dave should do?

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Speaker 10: Dave, You're in a bit of a little pickle here, mate,

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Speaker 10: I'll tell you what. I actually think that it's a

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Speaker 10: G for gesture. I think you should turn the G

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Speaker 10: with a pair of your own undies, with maybe your

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Speaker 10: mobile number, maybe even a bit of a smut on

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Speaker 10: the undies, like a.

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Speaker 6: Kiss mark, just to make sure we get that so

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Speaker 6: much right.

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Speaker 3: We don't want it too.

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Speaker 10: Dark of a show.

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Speaker 2: We got that.

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Speaker 3: Bella risky move, but there so, Bella just sorry. Just

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Speaker 3: which was thrown out early on.

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Speaker 2: You think it's a play.

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Speaker 10: I definitely think it's a play. I don't think someone.

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Speaker 10: I definitely think that you don't just find a G

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Speaker 10: string sitting on your balcony. It's been shot over of

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Speaker 10: the balcony.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Bell, and mind the trap door on the phone line.

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Speaker 2: Knees spoke a bit too long.

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Speaker 5: It's Kate now on thirty one sixty five Kate, what

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Speaker 5: should Dave do he's found a rogue white G string

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Speaker 4: Should he try and return? And the second question, was

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Speaker 4: it a play?

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Speaker 11: It is definitely, no question a play.

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Speaker 12: Upstairs, knock on the door. That is an invitation waiting

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Speaker 12: night there, Kate?

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Speaker 4: Is this a common move from women?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 4: Have you done this?

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Speaker 8: Kate?

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Speaker 12: Not me personally, but I know of a few people

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Speaker 12: that have done this, So it's definitely an invitation and

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Speaker 12: you need to take from us. It would be rooted

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Speaker 5: Extra incredible, extraordinary guys. Your concuession, Dave, would you, knowing

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Speaker 5: knowing the potential to women who it is that have

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Speaker 5: maybe deliberately thrown the G string over, would you be

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Speaker 5: interested in taking it further?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 6: One of them definitely has a boyfriend who she lives with.

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Speaker 6: Don't know, okay, one yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 5: Wow, Okay, Okay, we'll go to Carla. Now, I think

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Speaker 5: it's a final call. We can take Carla. You've heard

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Speaker 5: all the details. Do you think it was a deliberate

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Speaker 5: play from someone to throw the white G string on

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Speaker 9: How are you going?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 13: I don't think it was a play.

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Speaker 12: But if it was, it was.

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Speaker 13: Probably from the single chick, not the one with the boyfriends.

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Speaker 13: Agree, Yes, if I was to do something like that,

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Speaker 13: would be brand new with my phone number written on

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Speaker 13: it on the door.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. There was specific It was obviously no

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 6: And can I ask Carla, would you if it wasn't

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Speaker 13: Neither. I would actually just drop it over the balcony

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Speaker 6: In your court, get rid of the evidence.

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Speaker 4: Interesting.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, Dave, I think we should leave. I

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Speaker 3: don't want to touch base with Dave tomorrow. I think

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Speaker 3: we're going have to find out exactly what goes on here.

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Speaker 8: Dave.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, to take Carla's words, ball is

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Speaker 3: in your court. But I think you now have a

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Speaker 3: duty to the audience of this show to go back

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Speaker 3: to the apartment with those jocks to action tonight.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: That's not gonna be good. Maybe we can do it.

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Speaker 4: Can we do it live on the show tomorrow?

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Speaker 8: Maybe?

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Speaker 4: Dave?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: We'll see you tomorrow for the life returning a White Dream,

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Speaker 3: great stuff, Dave love the fact that you sacked yourself

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Speaker 3: for endertainment.

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Speaker 4: You're a good guy.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to six five.

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Speaker 3: All you gotta do is give us a call, and

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Speaker 3: it's convinced us you're in the car with somebody else.

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Speaker 4: Wild Woodies alone.

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Speaker 5: It's our job, Will to try and decipher if there

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Speaker 5: is someone else actually there or if these cheeky rascals

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Speaker 2: You definitely proved it. Tim, talk to us. Who you're

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Speaker 8: This with me uncle Jeff on the way home from

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Speaker 6: Tim's mate?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I a barbecue a beautiful beautiful?

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Speaker 4: I wish you probably think track the phone on the Jeff,

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Speaker 8: Form Wait do work together? He's just my nephew.

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Speaker 8: Oh, he's pretty gone on barbecue. Mate, It's it's quite

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Speaker 8: Mo?

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Speaker 4: Who are you and the cowies?

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Speaker 6: So you're going to think I'm pulling your leg? But

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Speaker 4: You make Borator?

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Speaker 8: How do you know? Well?

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Speaker 6: I've knew him since ni We did you it together?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: All right, we'll check the phone onto Borat please.

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Speaker 10: Man, hang on, someone's gonna appopriates Woolen Woody Y mesh

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Speaker 7: Borap? Hello?

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Speaker 8: How are you? I like you?

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Speaker 4: I listened to you all the time, appreciated Bora.

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Speaker 12: Okay, you've made funny people.

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Speaker 8: I like.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Mo, so you mean Borat.

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Speaker 8: Me?

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Speaker 10: You're not found me more?

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Speaker 9: Ye?

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Speaker 3: I like you. I mean Whilst it would be an

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Speaker 2: Just you in the Carmo.

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Speaker 7: No, No, it's.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to six x five. Have you ever

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Speaker 7: And the rest.

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Speaker 2: I would say she might be a pure they might

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Speaker 5: Yeah, although yeah, I mean, look, his his wife was

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Speaker 4: That's pure love. What she don't know about Sanchez.

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Speaker 5: No, that's actually a fair call. This is a deep chat.

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Speaker 5: But let's talk more about people being with people based

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Speaker 5: done this, hey.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, long story shore boys. So I was eighteen at

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Speaker 14: Screw you.

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Speaker 9: I had my thirtieth and he came to my party

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Speaker 3: Bloody hell in there between front wheel drive and him

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Speaker 5: Holy, But even though you know he cheated on you

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Speaker 9: No, Okay, at the start, I was like, I don't

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Speaker 4: Shouldn't have the question responsible misinterpreted historic?

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Speaker 3: We all knew you should have answer another question there.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Amy. Amy, you were with someone because

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I've been with my boyfriend for about two years.

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Speaker 9: I wanted to break up with.

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Speaker 13: Him, but then he ordered one of those springless mattresses

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Speaker 13: Yeah, because it took me a year to buy my

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Speaker 2: Fine, thanks Amy, Thanks to call Emma talking about.

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Speaker 11: Somebody because they are in a taxi.

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Speaker 2: A taxi taxi?

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Speaker 4: What what was the.

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Speaker 12: I got half half troops.

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Speaker 2: Surely you're getting free trips?

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Speaker 4: Which boyfriend is going better turn the fair on?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Let's Sam I got she.

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Speaker 3: Thought that was a nice Either that or the guy's

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Sam. Now, Sam, you dated someone because

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I did? It was can you hear me?

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Speaker 8: All right?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Man, I gotcha.

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Speaker 7: I dated her because her old man had the right

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Speaker 2: A bit of that.

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Speaker 4: What so he's saving a lot of cash?

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Speaker 2: How much how much would you have saved, Sam?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 7: If I had it depends, I'll probably saved at least

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Speaker 2: What if her dad found out? Now that that's what

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Speaker 7: Well, at the end of the story, really she had

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Speaker 7: I was just going for your fee, old man Excavator.

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Speaker 3: The Will podcast, we're talking about, oh, the death of

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Speaker 5: WHOA well, right, I'm asking for your calls. Actually, thirteen

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Speaker 5: one oh sixty five. Have you been caught out in

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Speaker 5: us a call. But what we're referring to with the

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Speaker 3: She's not dead, by the way, she just quit. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I was saying that. I was just you know, it

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Speaker 3: was just a figure of speech. Yeah, I reckon, we

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Speaker 3: should cut Dory from finding Nemo though.

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Speaker 4: Would the story still work without Dory.

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Speaker 8: Dad?

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Speaker 4: How would the dad get around without Dory.

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Speaker 8: Find is? You know?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to move on. It's a good point. I'm

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Speaker 4: going to move on. Let's go take a call.

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Speaker 2: Have to rewrite the script, all right?

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Speaker 8: Sure.

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Speaker 5: I do want to mention that the reason we're doing

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Speaker 5: the show is because she doesn't.

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Speaker 4: Get challenged anymore. It's clearly alive.

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Speaker 5: The reason she's quitting is because there would have been

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Speaker 5: pressure there, no doubt, because of the toxic workplace.

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Speaker 2: That she could have turned out she was a knob.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well she was really shooting from the hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but like, I just can't stand that. I

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Speaker 3: You and I see a few different sorts of people

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Speaker 3: think it's very hard to be nice to people, particularly

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Speaker 3: the people that work on your team. Yeah, and actually

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Speaker 3: they're the wind beneath your wings, Like you're not on

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Speaker 5: And it actually it leaked out on the show in

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Speaker 5: I'm going to play it for you after we take

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Speaker 5: these calls. But that audio and that awkwardness between Dakota

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Speaker 12: Yeah, boys, see I was sitting this guy was around

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Speaker 11: We've been going around.

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Speaker 9: A year and a half.

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Speaker 10: But he worked on a ship, so he.

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Speaker 9: He was very you know, he put me off so

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Speaker 12: A family or kids or anything. And it were my heart.

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Speaker 11: But then we broke up.

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Speaker 12: And when I found out was he actually had a

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Then sorry to hear that, Olivia. We did not mean

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Speaker 4: to play that audio. I don't know. Sorry, boys, that

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Speaker 4: was my fault, the button push out. I meant to

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Speaker 4: play this. No, that's so much more appropriate.

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Speaker 3: I've got like the disco Miami's sound machine in the

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Speaker 3: middle though. I mean, what way to take you out

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Speaker 3: of a low on air? Then play a little bit

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Speaker 3: of eighties synthpop? I mean, I think that's what we

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Speaker 3: should do in the future. We hit a low point

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Speaker 3: in the show.

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Speaker 2: And then we just see that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you can't doesn't matter what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: Let me hear that again. I mean you can't help

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Speaker 3: her tap your foot. All of a sudden, it's like, oh, oh,

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Speaker 3: he made another girl pregnant, and then bangs, you're out.

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Speaker 3: You're out, And then all of a sudden, you're driving.

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Speaker 2: And we're back. The vibes up again, wood, let's get

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Speaker 2: carry on.

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Speaker 3: Thirty one o six ' five talking getting caught out

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Speaker 3: in a fake excuse?

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Speaker 4: May we got Phoebe here? Phoebe? You were caught out?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 11: It was a couple of years ago when I was

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Speaker 11: at Uni with the girl and she was asking I

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Speaker 11: was on the phone tour while I was driving, and

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Speaker 11: she asked me what I was up to. So I

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Speaker 11: told her that I was in the countryside at my parents' house,

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Speaker 11: which is about three and a half hours away from

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Speaker 11: the city. And as I was telling her, I drove

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Speaker 11: into the roundabout and she entered the roundabout my left

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Speaker 11: and she looked straight at me as I was on

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Speaker 11: the phone, and I nearly crashed into us.

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Speaker 4: Wow, nice, we're back again. Shock vibes out.

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Speaker 5: I did promise I was gonna play that to County

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Speaker 5: Dakota fanning audio.

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Speaker 4: I'm probably a little bit late. We're gonna go to traffic.

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Speaker 2: Well you're kidding.

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Speaker 4: You want to play now as well? Evan Helen does

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Speaker 4: it go for Joel? Thirty five seconds?

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Speaker 2: Oh yea'll play.

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Speaker 3: I'll playing that into the traffic. I mean, this is

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Speaker 3: Ellen and Dakota Johnson.

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Speaker 4: This is live clashing on air, and you could just

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Speaker 4: tell this is just a little bit of nasist under

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Speaker 4: the set.

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Speaker 2: He was into this.

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Speaker 5: How was the party?

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Speaker 6: I wasn't invited?

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Speaker 9: Actually, no, that's not the truth.

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Speaker 8: Ellen.

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Speaker 7: You were invited.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure of you?

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Speaker 3: How do you know?

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Speaker 7: I don't think so, asked Jonathan, your producer.

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Speaker 1: No, I think I do.

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Speaker 9: Remember I was invited. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Oh turns out as well. Apparently the reason she didn't

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Speaker 4: go is because she's of the NFL game with George Bush.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding, not kidding. That's as bad as it gets.

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Speaker 2: So we're back, and we're back.

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Speaker 1: It's the Rhyam Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Woods.

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Speaker 3: You scorched me on air. My integrity was in tatters,

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Speaker 3: my dignity was lost.

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Speaker 4: Copt a good singing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you really sined me. You convinced everybody that I

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Speaker 3: was posh.

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Speaker 2: Tell you a guy that worked.

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Speaker 3: Your law firm from a week pretty much. Also, anyway,

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Speaker 3: it's not every opera song was nessa dormer. I don't

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Speaker 3: think all right, I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I'll do with the audiograph.

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Speaker 3: We get the points, Yeah, very easy, A very good job.

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Speaker 2: You did a very good job. Everyone thought I was posh,

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Speaker 2: very good.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 3: But today, obviously I've had a lot of time to

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Speaker 3: think about this, and I would like to gotch you

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Speaker 3: back and this segment today, Like I've kind of torn

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Speaker 3: between the title. It's either is Woody a fitness flog

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Speaker 3: or is Woody a wellness wanker? Your you can.

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Speaker 2: Choose which I'd like to go to.

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Speaker 3: It's appropriately themed with some music that you would buy

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Speaker 3: from a your Monday market for thirty dollars, with a

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Speaker 3: guy playing a tambourine and.

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Speaker 2: Some sort of pamphlet.

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Speaker 4: I actually have that album. That's a tiright album. That

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Speaker 4: track four I slipped to that.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 3: Now, the way this works, the way that you set

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Speaker 3: up the torch last time, I feel a little bit,

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is a little bit like now I'm

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Speaker 3: not going to reference that because I want it sound posh.

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Speaker 2: What we're going to do is.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to read these out, so this wellness wanker

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Speaker 4: or fitness flock.

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Speaker 3: Well the same thing, mate, Okay, let's go with wellness

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Speaker 3: wanker for now. But essentially I found these on an

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Speaker 3: article written somewhere I think it was reputable source somewhere

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Speaker 3: in the east of the United States. But evicually the

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Speaker 3: article has a whole bunch of things which lists whether

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Speaker 3: or not if you've got the If you answer yes

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Speaker 3: to these questions, you are affirmatively a wellness wanker.

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Speaker 5: Okay, cool, I will answer honestly, my friend, thank you

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Speaker 5: very much, as you did on front of your posh bastard.

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Speaker 2: Perfectly perfect, all right, perfect.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a light in your room to emulate

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Speaker 3: the dawn light on your face?

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Speaker 2: Because that's how it would be in nature.

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Speaker 4: Phillips woke up light. Everyone should get around that.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a healing bowl that you brought from

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Speaker 3: a monastery which you used to try and pick up

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Speaker 3: Ellie from the bachelorette.

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Speaker 2: Feels like a do you have a git? What's a

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Speaker 2: specific question?

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Speaker 8: This is?

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Speaker 3: This is I have a heeling Do you have a

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Speaker 3: gym that you made in your house with water ceiling

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Speaker 3: mirrors to look at yourself while you work out.

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Speaker 5: Not water ceiling, not water ceiling, floria ceiling f wlater

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Speaker 5: ceiling floor to ceilings.

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Speaker 4: There's a half a meter gap at the top, so.

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Speaker 3: We've got to move on. Do you have a specific

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Speaker 3: hairspray leaving conditioner in a pink canister that you travel

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Speaker 3: with everywhere and anywhere which reveals to people behind you

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Speaker 3: when you have to take it out of your bad

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Speaker 3: carousel with the aerosols.

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Speaker 4: Not anymore, but I do have a number of facials.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a specific shaver that gets in all

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Speaker 3: the nooks and crannies of different parts of your body

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Speaker 3: so that you appears that you are waxed like a

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Speaker 3: porpoise from the next to your toes.

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Speaker 5: I asked my partner to actually shave my bottom the

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Speaker 5: other day, which was pretty interesting.

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Speaker 3: Did you buy a sports bike months after seeing me

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Speaker 3: on a bike and then proceed to go on a

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Speaker 3: solo bike holiday wearing padded bike shots. Did you look

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Speaker 3: at investing tens of thousand dollars in an infrared sauna

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Speaker 3: for your backyard?

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Speaker 2: Is the first thing you do in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 2: not even waiting for you anyone. It's the first thing

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Speaker 2: you do in the morning to go outside and smell

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Speaker 2: the air because you just like the same of it.

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Speaker 4: Oxygen.

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Speaker 3: Do you have his in care regime that consists of

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Speaker 3: three to seven products nightly? Do you frequently wear beauty

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Speaker 3: face masks?

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Speaker 4: What's frequent?

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Speaker 3: Did you install an outdoor shower to shower in the

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Speaker 3: nood and be one with nature?

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Speaker 4: Big yes?

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Speaker 3: Did you buy an exercise stepper which no one can

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Speaker 3: touch because it's made of airplane material? Did you drive

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Speaker 3: kilometers to go to the baths Instant Kilda and jump

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Speaker 3: consistently from the spar to the ocean and I quote

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Speaker 3: just to feel the sensation of the blood running back

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Speaker 3: to your extremities.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, fine, fine see.

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