Speaker 1: Laura, come on.
Speaker 2: Friday is on.
Speaker 3: Hello, here we are the end of the week.
Speaker 1: I love it Friday. I'm going to put mc quarry
Speaker 1: to pick up your dog. Deliah's been on vacation. She's
Speaker 1: had a beach holiday and put Quarry for a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. She's got a better life than I do.
Speaker 2: Got dog, Liza blessed exist since I turn up to
Speaker 2: BRIT's house and I go, oh, you've cooked me salmon? No,
Speaker 2: she air fried a filet of salmon for her dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But also Britt has been talking about how Delilah's been
Speaker 4: on holidays in Port mcquarry, staying at her parents' house.
Speaker 4: But I think it also means that Brits had a
Speaker 4: bit of a holiday because Delilah is beautifully unruly.
Speaker 2: Toddler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I've been having sleepings. I feel like it's it's.
Speaker 2: A parent fun. Well, this weekend, I'm doing a half marathon.
Speaker 2: I'm doing an eleven colometers.
Speaker 3: Okay, not half math Mitch.
Speaker 4: I know that you're really into your walking. But also
Speaker 4: when people say they're doing a half marathon, they usually
Speaker 4: mean they're jogging it, not they're doing an eleven kilometer
Speaker 4: fun walk.
Speaker 1: Twenty two kilometers.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm doing eleven, so I'm doing one eighth of
Speaker 2: a quarter in Arithon.
Speaker 3: So you're doing you're basically going through ten kilometer walk.
Speaker 2: You guys are so mean. I said, guys, I'm doing
Speaker 2: my first ever half marathon, and Laura went, technically, that's
Speaker 2: precisely a quarter of a marathon and that's just a
Speaker 2: fun there's no merit.
Speaker 4: I did not, I said, I asked you how many
Speaker 4: kilometers it was, because I was like, wow, a half marathon.
Speaker 4: Is it really impressive for someone who only started running
Speaker 4: last week? And then you said it's eleven kilometers and
Speaker 4: I'm walking, and I was like, Okay, the details are
Speaker 4: slightly different, but I'm still proud of you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get fat again.
Speaker 1: Shut up, it's a minor technicality. We're very proud of you.
Speaker 1: Have you set yourself a time goal.
Speaker 2: Twenty four hours. I just want to get to the air.
Speaker 1: It's eleven kilometers, Mitch.
Speaker 2: I'll post to selfie on the pickup socials at the
Speaker 2: start and then at the end, and then you can
Speaker 2: work out the math in between.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, okay, I want four updates.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do now. It's a big show to end
Speaker 2: the week Well.
Speaker 1: What if you got first? Because you've been banging on
Speaker 1: about some tests, some honesty test or something. You want
Speaker 1: to put it Laura and I.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's a viral optical illusion that reveals whether
Speaker 2: you are a secretive person or an open and honest person.
Speaker 2: I'm going to put you guys to the test toend
Speaker 2: the weekends. Plus Taylor Swift. As you guys know, we've
Speaker 2: been doing it all week her Era as Well tour
Speaker 2: is coming to Australia. We have all your free tailor
Speaker 2: tickets coming up very soon. What we've done is we've
Speaker 2: organized a whole row of tickets for you and every
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Speaker 2: At the pickup. It is the pickup for your Friday
Speaker 2: with Britt and Laura and Mitch. We're all here just
Speaker 2: checking in hires. Yeah, rushing to Chemists Warehouse to get
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Speaker 2: I'm going to hand you girls some homework, a little
Speaker 2: hand out.
Speaker 1: Okas I do.
Speaker 3: I mean, I thought I was past this part of
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 2: But no, not hold it and do not look at
Speaker 2: it down please. It is a piece of paper with
Speaker 2: an optical illusion on her. Don't look at it yet,
Speaker 2: this optical through the back.
Speaker 3: I've already cheered.
Speaker 1: She's sous looks she's already a cheat on it. Hasn't
Speaker 1: done or just.
Speaker 2: Held it up to the light like she's trying to
Speaker 2: escape a prison. She's a redemption monocle out.
Speaker 3: She's already cheating.
Speaker 2: Stop it because that tells me everything I need to
Speaker 2: know this subject. This illusion is going viral because there
Speaker 2: is two ways you can interpret these. What I need
Speaker 2: now is for you, guys, to turn it on three.
Speaker 2: This optical illusion will test whether you are secretive or
Speaker 2: honest based on what you see. First, La still cheating.
Speaker 1: I can see.
Speaker 3: I'm domin.
Speaker 1: She's still cheating.
Speaker 2: You either see a man or a woman. Turn it
Speaker 2: on three, one two three? What do you see and
Speaker 2: describe it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's flipping between them both.
Speaker 2: I see both, So it's it's it's it's a man
Speaker 2: and a woman in an embrace. They're kind of kissing
Speaker 2: and lying on a back.
Speaker 1: I initially saw the man, okay, and then it flipped
Speaker 1: the woman.
Speaker 3: No, I saw the woman kissing the man's.
Speaker 2: Wow. So Britt, you saw the man first. Let me
Speaker 2: tear what that means if you see if you see
Speaker 2: a man first, you are someone who finds communication difficult
Speaker 2: and is more secretive.
Speaker 1: Ah, this is not a Well.
Speaker 3: I might be a cheater, but at least I know
Speaker 3: how to talk.
Speaker 2: No, no, Well, if you see a woman first, it
Speaker 2: suggests that this person is likely to be more open
Speaker 2: and transparent. They value honesty and emotions and see it
Speaker 2: a key to a healthy relationship. However, it could also
Speaker 2: mean they experience frustration or disappointment if it isn't reciprocated.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's me, that is true.
Speaker 4: Okay, perfect. I mean I feel like nobody needs sort
Speaker 4: of therapy anymore. We just need to send this out.
Speaker 4: It's putting it on the pickup. Let us know what
Speaker 4: you see?
Speaker 2: I think, I don't know if there's any truth.
Speaker 3: What do you see?
Speaker 2: This is the first time I.
Speaker 3: Can see a new thing. It's a man with an
Speaker 3: elephant trunk.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see the trunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't see the trunk, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't think that's what it should. I also see an eyelash.
Speaker 2: Here, look I'm not used to saying a man and
Speaker 2: a woman embrace to be honest. So I just I
Speaker 2: feel sick to the stomach.
Speaker 1: Producer Tony Okay, mishonesty world peace.
Speaker 2: So you can't answer it after the fact knowing the
Speaker 2: results of the quiz.
Speaker 4: So what does that mean about Brita then if what
Speaker 4: she saw was a man first, she's a sniky, a
Speaker 4: little dishonest.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's gonna have issues with man trust issues.
Speaker 1: I'm trust issues.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it now. I've just helped a rule
Speaker 2: bad Migraine. It's really throwing my head off. Let's put
Speaker 2: this photo on the pickup socials.
Speaker 1: Did you bring in us the big stuff?
Speaker 2: Miss?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's what I do you liar and law
Speaker 2: I thank you again for your open and honesty on
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 4: You're so welcome. I feel like it's the best way
Speaker 4: to live an authentic life.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Should I just walk myself out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the Britain, It's the Lauren.
Speaker 2: The Bread Show. Let's embrace like this photo and recreate it.
Speaker 2: See what that does.
Speaker 3: Please stop, don't have to find an excuse to lay
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 2: Needed to fib later if I laid on you all right,
Speaker 2: coming up a full row at Taylor Swift Tickets. If
Speaker 2: you want to see Taylor in the Era as world too,
Speaker 2: we have your chance. Next you're on the pickup. It
Speaker 2: is Britt Laura and Mitch Friday rvo Or thanks to
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Speaker 3: Mitch, you love yourself A little TikTok trend.
Speaker 2: I'm a TikToker down to my core. TikTok on the drop.
Speaker 2: That's what they say the kids.
Speaker 3: I don't think any kids say this.
Speaker 4: Well, there is a TikTok trend that has sweeped the world,
Speaker 4: the nation.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're in a long term relationship with your partner.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could imagine you are in love.
Speaker 4: You were waiting for the day that they get down
Speaker 4: on one knee and they proposed to you.
Speaker 2: It's sounding a lot like my life.
Speaker 4: They set up the camera, they set up the go pro.
Speaker 4: You're standing there looking out over the Eiffel Tower. It's
Speaker 4: a beautiful, romantic setting and you think to yourself, oh
Speaker 4: my god, this is it, this is the moment. And
Speaker 4: he grabs you by the hands and he looks lovingly
Speaker 4: into your eyes as a little listen, and then he
Speaker 4: gets down on one knee and then he pranks you
Speaker 4: because he's creating a viral TikTok.
Speaker 1: No cannot be a tick.
Speaker 4: Fake propos This is a new trend. Men proposing to
Speaker 4: their This is heterosexual relationships. Men proposing to the females
Speaker 4: in their life to get content for TikTok And it
Speaker 4: is humiliating.
Speaker 1: I would be single, I'd be ropable, and I'd be single.
Speaker 6: Breakup, you break up if if I was with my
Speaker 6: partner for a long time and I was in the
Speaker 6: most romantic I have waited my whole life for a proposal,
Speaker 6: then they got down on one knee, pretended to propose,
Speaker 6: and tied their shoelies.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is not a to me. That's not
Speaker 1: a joke.
Speaker 3: That is really cruel. I think a breakup is a
Speaker 3: bit extreme.
Speaker 1: Now I'm out.
Speaker 4: You would, okay, So if Ben did it as a joke,
Speaker 4: you would break up with him.
Speaker 3: It would be done. Nothing would come back from.
Speaker 1: That, because humor is one of the most important parts
Speaker 1: of a relationship. And that ain't funny.
Speaker 2: See I have a different take. If that happened and
Speaker 2: it went well on TikTok I went viral, I'd be
Speaker 2: so happy, But if it didn't do well, I'd break
Speaker 2: up based on the fact that it got no views.
Speaker 3: Who I think it depends, right.
Speaker 4: I think that there's instances where if you have a
Speaker 4: bit of sarcasm in your relationship, you could find this
Speaker 4: funny totally.
Speaker 3: But if you've said about.
Speaker 1: The happily married woman that got the great proposal, this
Speaker 1: is true.
Speaker 4: But Matt does prank me with silly stuff all the time.
Speaker 4: But I think if you if you know that it's
Speaker 4: a joke. But there have been instances of this where
Speaker 4: where the poor girl has been totally humiliated in public.
Speaker 3: For the just to make a viral TikTok. Who is
Speaker 3: doing this to.
Speaker 1: Their partner relation is not funny. It's not funny, and
Speaker 1: especially if they've been talking about proposal, it's really important
Speaker 1: to her. Maybe they'd had a proposal for that it
Speaker 1: had gone wrong, Like you don't know, I don't think that.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's one percent of this that's funny.
Speaker 1: I think people are cooked, including you, Mitch, because this
Speaker 1: is something you do to get TikTok.
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty hilarious to be perfectly honest with you.
Speaker 2: I think it's funny if.
Speaker 1: Somebody did that to you, you wouldn't care no, because.
Speaker 2: If that's the dynamic we have in our relationship, then
Speaker 2: that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's not the dynamic they have. This is the problem,
Speaker 1: these tiktoks. That's not the dynamic. This is just someone
Speaker 1: pulling one over the person they love to get a
Speaker 1: few views.
Speaker 3: No thanks, Can I just.
Speaker 4: Say I love how angry is about this the one
Speaker 4: that's the closest to getting proposed to.
Speaker 3: That's what's a real triggered different.
Speaker 2: I'm all right. Next on the show, did you have
Speaker 2: a run in with an animal? Did an animal? Do
Speaker 2: you dirty? That's what we want to know about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had heaps of animals do me Dirty've been
Speaker 1: bitten by a camel, My invisil line was stolen just
Speaker 1: a week ago by a monkey, Believe it or not.
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of running.
Speaker 2: Started on the Honey Badger.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was probably biggest running to date.
Speaker 3: Still tis si still tios.
Speaker 1: Ouch Okay, no, not necessary, but whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm packing those stories coming up on the pick Up.
Speaker 2: It's the pick Up with Brett and Laura and Mitch
Speaker 2: for your Friday afternoon. Right now, rush into Chemists Warehouse.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to walk. I want you to
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Speaker 1: Earlier this week we were talking about how animals have
Speaker 1: done you dirty, because I've been done to. Just about
Speaker 1: ten days ago, my visiline was stolen in Bali by
Speaker 1: a monkey.
Speaker 4: I don't know anyone who has as many stories as
Speaker 4: you do about animals that have done horrible things to you.
Speaker 3: You got bitten by a camel and.
Speaker 1: My dog has stolen my moon cup, amongst other things.
Speaker 1: I got done really badly on National TV buyer a
Speaker 1: TV by the honey a lot of animals.
Speaker 2: That was the worst animal maiming in Australian history in
Speaker 2: my opinion. Anyway, we put the call out when did
Speaker 2: an animal do you dirty? So we got a five
Speaker 2: hundred dollar Chemist ware House gift card. A whole bunch
Speaker 2: of people wrote into the pickup website so.
Speaker 3: That you can buy antiseptic cream if you've been bitten
Speaker 3: by an.
Speaker 2: Animal, get at Chemists ware House. Let's see who we got.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Sofia, Hi, Sophia, what animal did you dirty?
Speaker 5: Well? It was actually a pig, oh.
Speaker 2: The way she started?
Speaker 1: Oh well, do well.
Speaker 5: I was actually on the Kink trip. It was about
Speaker 5: four years ago.
Speaker 2: It was a backpacker.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So one of the ventures is actually out to
Speaker 5: this farm when we're in the Netherlands. So we were
Speaker 5: out and about on the farm. We were making cheese
Speaker 5: with wearing clogs. I decided to go up to this
Speaker 5: pig and have a photo.
Speaker 7: I felt something charging at me from behind, but all
Speaker 7: did I know that it was another pig, and the
Speaker 7: pig came and beat me right on the bum.
Speaker 3: Oh no, And was.
Speaker 2: The pigging clogs? What was the context? Why did they clogs?
Speaker 5: I just wanted to get the clo.
Speaker 2: That's enough affair. Interesting story, Tessa, What happened with an animal? Tessa?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 5: Okay. So when I was twenty five, I was volunteering
Speaker 5: in an animal refuge in South America in Bolivia speak.
Speaker 5: So there was a bunch of animals there, but in
Speaker 5: particular some spider monkeys, and one in particulars are quite
Speaker 5: naughty and she used to take a liking to certain volunteers.
Speaker 5: So luckily I was one of them, and she would
Speaker 5: follow me around the park and she would just stare
Speaker 5: at me from a distance, and if she got close enough,
Speaker 5: she would try and grab onto my legs to you know.
Speaker 5: So this went on for a while and then.
Speaker 1: She really was getting dirty.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, I get in to gu with it. Absolutely,
Speaker 5: so it was a little bit yeah, unnerving. But then
Speaker 5: she's also break into the cabins and she'd steal toothpaste
Speaker 5: and weird things like that. One morning I woke up
Speaker 5: and now fell something at the end of my bed,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, what's going on? And I woke up
Speaker 5: and rolled over and there she was staring at me
Speaker 5: from the end of the bed, her hand on my
Speaker 5: leg and.
Speaker 3: Making a move.
Speaker 5: She was yeah, yeah, she absolutely was. But yeah, I just,
Speaker 5: oh my gosh. There used to be saying it was
Speaker 5: just another day at least end of her day, and
Speaker 5: that's exactly what rang true.
Speaker 2: Heard that one, all right. Gerard quickly wrapped this up
Speaker 2: for us, you dirty buddy.
Speaker 5: So all that Sea World and we were doing one
Speaker 5: of them animal encounters and I was attacked.
Speaker 4: By a penguin at Big very no, no, one of
Speaker 4: the big ones for a parent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what's an attack from a penguin? Did it
Speaker 1: flap you with its wing? Did it challenge?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: I must have stept too close to the pebbles he
Speaker 1: gave to his girlfriend, and he grabbed the back of
Speaker 1: my leg with.
Speaker 5: His beak, drawing blood and everything.
Speaker 2: I bit you, Jered, He bit me. Penguin's mate for life.
Speaker 2: You should take that as a badge of honor. He
Speaker 2: was coming for you. He was dumping his penguin wife
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 5: He's seen me as competition. Maybe yeah, yeah, maybe he
Speaker 5: wanted my wife.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I don't. I doubt it, Jered.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she's beautiful, but I do doubt that. I
Speaker 2: think we're all like it's a unanimous decision. Who's won
Speaker 2: the five hundred dollars at chemist ware house. It's Piggy
Speaker 2: so for.
Speaker 1: Five hundred bucks the cheesy pink cloth.
Speaker 4: So I hope that this, yeah, this makes up for
Speaker 4: being bitten on the ass by pick.
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars a chemist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so well done, well Raps, So thank
Speaker 1: you guys. Do you you just made me think about this?
Speaker 1: I had another encounter with a pig too. I'll just
Speaker 1: throw that in there I was in the Amazon jungle.
Speaker 2: We've done at the time, my children, all right for
Speaker 2: another day standing of the show this week, don't bother
Speaker 2: or you can podcast it on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: It's just talking about being in the Amazon jungle from.
Speaker 1: My Next My Next Animal Counter next week.
Speaker 2: Guys, coming up, You and Sofia get along like a
Speaker 2: house on flying talk for hours. All right, when cold
Speaker 2: and flu strike Demeson gets it done. Always follow the
Speaker 2: directions for yous. Have a great weekend, Willem Woody. The
Speaker 2: boys are standing by.
Speaker 3: They are what's on the show? Boys?
Speaker 7: Joe Jonas yesterday played can you hear It? So we
Speaker 7: opened cans in here and based only on the sand
Speaker 7: of the canon, and you're gonna tell us if it's
Speaker 7: a soft drink or a beer.
Speaker 2: He got five from five.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you heard it, guys.
Speaker 7: But then all of a sudden he goes for a
Speaker 7: can number six with a huge wager of something that
Speaker 7: Will and I have to do in five to ten minutes.
Speaker 7: We're going to tell everyone if he gets can six,
Speaker 7: and then what that bloody wager is sounds like a
Speaker 7: good one.
Speaker 2: I see you, guys, see Monday. By bye.